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R PART TWO. HERVEY WHITE IN TOWN MODERS FABLES 11 V GLORGV ADV. .1 . Suburban vSocial News The Modern Fable of Sorrowful Bill and the Sour Grapes and Sympathetic Sep. A VISIT l'HOM A WKLL-KNOWX MAN of MAM-smnn talents. -1 The Events of the Past Week Briefly Told. 9 TÜE TXDTAXATOLTS JOUHXAL, SUXDAY. JULY 27. 1002. ) 2 I p a rreir I Ilrlclitwootl. Mr. Frank Winnnn his returned from a vi.-it to frk-nLs in St. Loi;i. Mr?. J. Fchiff.r Is vis.tir.s frien-ls and relatives In North Vernun. Mrs. Mir.r.lo W.tb an l Miss H- sIe Ilr.sle are visiting friends in (juij.cy. O. Mr. I'.enjamtn Harrison ha returned from a vi.-it to frl'.r'ls in Ianvjll. III. Mrs. 11. A.-Sullivan anl son have cone to II ur. tana, fur permanent rc kn:.-. Mrs. L. Ho has r turned from a few inys' visit to frkn-is in Francisvlil-". Miss Cecil- Lnry. of Newman. 111., 1 the tuvt oi ht-r slater, Mrs. J I. A. o'Jiritn. Mr. and Mrs. Ooikc- Thompson have re turned f re m a visit to friends in ZionsviK-. Mr. and Mrs. William Kssr x retnrn-l la?t wtek from a visit to relatives in Colum bus, Ind. Mrs. Samuel Thompson, of Mattoon. who was the guest of Mrs. Frank Kousch, lias returned home. ML-s Mayme Rice, of Hamilton, O., was, the guest of the Misses IVarl and Alice White last week. Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Cox, who were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Traub, have re turned to Mattoon. Miss Joyce Graham, of Windfall, who was the uest of her grandmother, Mrs. Anna Humpkr, has returned home. On Wednesday. Thursday and Friday r.lshts of thi.s wttk the Y.unK Ladies' So ciality of Kt. Francis De Saks Church will hold a lawn fete on the grounds adjoining the church. Father Fruckcr. the pastor, announces that a number of interesting features have been arranged for the dif ferent nlsht?. The admission will le free. Clermont. Mr. Grant Lens Is visiting relatives In Den Davis. Mrs. Jacob Myers Is visiting friends In ?w Augusta. Miss Katherlne Todd Is visiting relatives to-day In Clayton. Messrs. John White and John Ivett are visiting relatives In Traders Point. Mi: Edith Groves, of Olinville, who was visiting friends, has returned home. I Ia Uville. O'car Kildow, of Clermont, was here this week. Miss Hortcnce Clark visited friends here Tuesday. Mr. Joe Felen.irr was the guest of Mr. Andrew Jones Friday. Miss Grace Fek nzt r visited friends at New Augusta Sunday. . Mr. II. Watt, of Indianapolis, visited f i lends here Thursday. Mr. Gates, of liushville, visited Mr. L. II. Todd Thursday evening. Misses Clara and Guss'e Nolting are vis iting relatives In Noblesville. Mr. Hurras Heifer "w ill return home 5oon after a vllt In southern Indiana. ' Mr. Harry Ward, of Haushviile, is the guest of relatives here at present. Mrs. George W. Fox was the guest of her flster, Mrs. Mlnkner, Wednesday. Ireaching pervious will be held nt the M. K. Church to-night at 7:1X o'clock. Miss A. Mount, of Indianapolis, was the guest of Mrs. Flora Jones last week. Mrs. Jennev Kel'ey, of Alliance, was the guest of her aunt. Mr?. I. H. Todd. Friday. Mrs. Charley Powell was entertained Thursday by her Ulster, Mrs. D. V. Isen hour. Mls3 Katherlne Todd will be the puest of her sister, Mrs. Harriet McKethan, this week. Mr. Everette Meyer, of Olinville, was the guest of his cousin, Mr. Grant Moore, Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Chris. Kamm visited Mr. and Mrs. Greenstalt, of Haughvllle, Wednesday. Miss Flizabeth Ward has been the guest of Mrs. T. W. McKethan, of Marion Park, the -part week. Mr. and Mrs. Chris Meyers were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Ward, of Indian apolis, Sunday. Miss M. Vinta Meyer will return to her home to-day, after spending several weeks la Indianapolis. Miss Ruth Itoyster, of Indianapolis, will Arrive next week to visit her cousin. Miss Kitherine Todd. Miss Kmira Fredy and Miss Mattle Fredy will le;ive shortly for Illinois, where they "will visit until fall. Mr. and Mrs. I,. If. Todd will entertain a number of friends this evening In honor of Mrs. Katherlne Murry. Mrs. W. W. McKe- and sister. Mrs. Kath erlne Murray, of Missouri, were guests of Mrs. Elsie Iean Thursday. llnuKlivlllr. Miss Mary Morrisey, of Chicago. Is the guest of Miss Mary Egan. Mis Alice Walsh has returned from a visit to friends in Cincinnati. Mrs. Lloyd and sons have returned from a visdt to friends in Dalevllle. Mr. August Caveledge has returned from a visit to the northern lakes. Mr. T. W. Kirby. of Chicago, is the guest of Mrs. Danner and family. Miss Planche Gregg has returned from a Visit with relatives in Chicago. Mrs. Susan Tomlin.-on is visiting her brother, Henry Polando. In Fortville. Mrs. Alice Feck, who was the guest of Mrs. Munger, in Greenfield, has returned home. Members of St. Anthony's Church will give a lawn fete Tuesday and Wednesday nights on the lawn adjoining Father Prync'a residence. Irvlnutou. Monday. Aug. 4, will be Butler College day at Bethany Park. Mrs. Scot Putler is spending Sunday with her sister in Marion. Mr. and Mr. Pobert Mcllattea will re move Tuesday to Indianapolis. Mr. Louis Williamson, of CrawforUsville, U visiting Mr. Ned McGaughey. Mrs. James Stevenson is visiting relatives In the southern uart of the State. Mrs. Amos Putler, who is visiting In Prookvllle, will return home Friday. Miss Pearl Teedy returned yesterday from a week's visit with friends In Nineveh. Miss Hazel Peeves, of Columbus, was the guest of Miss Essie Hunter yesterday. Miss Laura Forsythe wll come to-morrow to visit Mrs. Percy Williams for a week. Mr. Hunter Plekey returned Friday from a two weeks' visit with his aunts iu Union tuf ii, Pa. Mrs. Charles Cross Dft Friday to spend two weeks visiting relatives in Maple Grove. O. Mr. George Prewstcr. of San Francisco, Cl.. was the gue of Mr. Paul Jefrries la .St Wetk. Mrs. George Mllkr, of Engles, is the gut.-t f her mouther. Mrs. Jennie Jeffries over Sunday. MI- Lillie Dean, of Pedford. Ky., nr ilved Friday to visit Mi?s Hazel Harker for a few u( Us. Miss IU-.-s Cumpbell will leave to-morrow for Clifton Forge, Va., to be gone until the 1st f September. Miss Claia McGaughey will go to Clay ten. Ind . Thurd.i, to be the guest of Miss Marie Martin for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. James Kingsbury returned yesterday from Lake Tipj eeunoe, where they have b. en ipenuirig a two weeks' out ir.g. Miss Mazy Pranham entertained the Irv Ington Auxiliary of the Epworth League 1'uday ev nh at her home on Arlington &v-:mi.-. Mr. ai d Mrs. T. L. Harker and family arrled Tnursday from Portland, Intl., to be the gueats of Prof, and .Mr.s S. A. Har ker for a Week. Prof, and Mrs. Pmarchus C. Prown will leave to-morrow ft r Minneapolis. Minn., wnere mey will spend the months cf Au gut and September. Miss Grace Gist, who has been spending ths summer with Mrs. Theodor Gist, oa Wahirgton str.et, returned to her home In Itedkey last week. Mrs. A. G. Heutori entertained about twwnty ouug i-eople; Tuesday teninrf at l.r horn.- on Washington streit, for her niece, Mis Edith peüe, of Indianapolis. The Iidie-' Ail Society of the Irvington M. E. Chureli wl:l give an ice cream rocial at the hom of Mrs. M. It. Williams, on Layman avenue, neit Friday evening. Mr. and Mre. Oorge Cravens, of Sche nectady, n. i, will arrive the latter part of the week to visit Mr. Crnv-!i parent?. Dr. and Mrs. Cravens, on C' ntral av nr.e. Mr. Fied Tibbott, of Philadelphia, who is v'.-ltlrtir Mr. Frank Davenport, will go to I Whiche-ter, Ind., Wednesday for a short vi?it with ielativ.-s Wore returning hom. Mr. and Mrs. T. C. Howe and family have gone to Kokomo to ?p-nd the r- J main W of th summer with Mr. and Mrs. A. F. Armstrong. Mr. and Mrs. lurt Cde, of Indianapolis, will occupy their home n C ntral avenue. Miss IMIth I.onglev, of NobIe?vi!k. v.IU sj.er.d the latter part of the w -k with Mie" Essie Hunter. On S lturd.v Miss Longh-y and Miss Hunter will go t t.'ol'iusbus. t be the guests of a house party, ivea by Miss Hazel Peeves. Th oth r gu-.-ts are Miss ly-ra "a:r:pbell, of Anoer.-ou, and Miss Mary Wickler, of Peru. Miss Fslo Hunter er.terta'ned a number of friends at a .i 'cl" k ! i tj tm r Tliurs.lav eve-air. g in honor of .Miss Floren--" P nheld and Mi'-s Edna IVnti.-l.l. of Cedar liapi'K la., who are spending th summer in Green field, and Mis Margaret Stanfer. of Spring field, 111., who is visiting relatives in the citv. The r.th'-r guests iricluded Miss Verna Uiehey, Miss Pes;ie Kuhn. Miss Netta Campbell. Miss Katherlne Dayman. Miss Helen Downing. Miss pell Dayman and Miss Elizabeth Paulson. The dinpner cards were painted by Miss Hassle Kuhn. orth Indianapolis. Mr. and Mrs. Dovell Kirk are visiting their parents in Flora. Miss Kubv Owen Is visiting Miss Dols Fiemming, in Williamsport. Mrs. Charles A. WD rns returned from a visit to relatives in Kockville. Miss Planche Nixon, of Newport. Is the guest of her sister, Mrs. Claude Travis. Miss Ida Brannon has returned from a visit to Miss Goldie Wolf, in Jefferson ville. Mr. and Mrs. F. H. Scott, of Springfield, Mass., are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Tuely. Mrs. J. II. Malott and son Pay have returned from a visit to relatives in Tun nelton. Mrs. J. II. Smith and daughter Margaret have returned from a visit to relatives in Fremont, Ü. Misse? Myrtle Parr.s and Brownell Gauld have returned from a vUit to friends in Greenfield. Miss Mayme Woods, of Sheridan, who was the guest of Mrs. Hoy Koss, has re turned heme. Mrs. Frederick Delptag and son Howard, who have been' visiting friends in Peru, have returned home. Miss Alice Watson, of Crawfrrd? ide, who wns the guest of her sister, Mrs. Joseph Durham, nas returned home. Miss Goldie Wolf, of Jeffersonville, and Miss Isabel Payne, of Lynchburg, Va., are the guests of Miss Ida Prannon. Miss Edna McCurdy, of Chicago, who was the guest of her sister, Mrs. Homer Campbell, returned home last week. Memlters of the Current Topics Club met Friday night at the home of the secretary, Mr. A. C. Smith. 1422 Woodlawn avenue. Co!. J. W. lilak delivered the address of the evening. His subejet was "The Per sonal Reminiscences of the Late War." (Mlnville. Miss Olivo Myers has returned from a Visit to her uncle, Martin Martindale. Miss Tina Dunsper, who was visiting Miss Amelia Martin, has returned to her home. Miss May Pelle, of Whltestown. who was the guest of relatives last week, has re turned home. Misses Mary ami Gertrude Smith enter tained a number of friends at their home Wednesday night. Went Indianapolis. Mrs. Edwin Pape is visiting relatives In Laurel. Mrs. Anna Wardwell Is visiting friends in Terre Haute. Mis Ora Gordon is visiting relatives in East St. Louis. Mrs. Andrew Hughes is visiting friends In Columbus, Ind. Mrs. Alexander Lee has returned from a short visit to friends in Marco. Miss JJonnie Prndy, of Jonesvllle, Is the guest of Miss Maude Mathews. Mr. Hilas Wheeler and family are spend ing the summer at Acton Park. Miss Stella Glassburn h;i? returned from a visit to relatives in Franklin. Mrs. Charles Davenport returned last week from a visit to friends in Annapolis. Mrs. J. I. Sanders and son Paul have re turned from a visit to relatives in Plain field. Mrs. Harry Gage and daughter Mildred I have returned from a visit to friends In Upland. Mrs. Charles Hart has gone to Qulncy, 111., where she will remain for a month vis iting relatives. Miss Edith Carter, of Roachdale, who was the guest of Miss Lora Shinn, has re turned home. Mrs. T. P. Wright and children have re turned from nn extended visit to relatives and friends in Prazil. Mrs. It. M. Ibmnett and daughters. Mar garet, Edna and Louise, are spending the remainder of the summer in Duggr, Ind. Mr. and Mrs. James MeGrew celebrated their twentieth wedding anniversary Fri day night at their home on Harding street. The members of tho Social Club, of which Mr. and Mrs. MeGrew have long been members, were entertained, besides the im mediate relatives of the couple. Several musical numbers were rendered, gamed were played ami a supper followed. Mr. and Mrs. MeGrew were the recipients of many beautiful presents. Kseeaslve Fostnge. New York Press. I have wondered If the Fostofuce De partment takes account of overpaid, or ex cessive postage? An honest, good man, whose chief delight is to se nd the daily and weekly New Yeirk papers to fieiiris In country eiistricts where Mich reading matter is appreciated at its real worth, has been conscientiously affixing postage' at the rate e)f 1 cent for each two ounces for lo, theso many years! The recent discovery that the correct rate is 1 cent for each four ounces constitutes a grievance. I lo feels that the elepartment somehow should have rectified the error long ago. and. failing that, should reimburse him now. When I last saw him he was estimating the Mini of his losses. In Quarantine. "None hall so out. anJ none come in," said they. And nulled tha dreaded nan. late o'er our door; Throueli many a. ni?ht an. I n.any a w.iry lay, Alme, our hearts the ilrearsyme viyll tire. Then one, wlilte-roted. stc' ;asl th-j guarding line. fill' of Ftayir. looks or stern command: by the cull'- h that h- 1 1 this k.wd i.f mine. And on forehead laid a co-jllnu han 1. Touched ite the tiled Hps by jvpjdes whita, A smile cf rare drew or the features thin; Th "loor vun bui U wj rd to the tlarknd ni.ht. And two went out, whole or.lv one came In. Cora A. Mat.-n Pobr.. la I.ippir.ontfs Mag:i-i!n. c?ik-- ' ' -X-r4'- i A PPKOl'IM ATELY NAM KP. Uoblot Why do they call that place a chopbouse? JobkU Pecaue i ou need an ax to cut the steak. 1 surnoi. One of Uln I)Ut InfTn Uh Ing Mark Was n I Io-vIiik lied ooktJe lie I n Soolnl lt. In these days when so much attention is given to the writers of books to their per sonalities, thdr habits, their comings and goings, their casual conversations it is somewhat remarkable that so interesting a 'hararter as Ilcrvey White, author, travel er, socialit and book-worm, could have slipped Into a city as large as Indianapolis and out again without attracting con siderable attention. And yet that Is ex actly what Hcrvey White did. He was In this city a few- days ago, coming down to Indianapolis from Chicago to spend a day with an old friend before journeying on Fast to the CatskiU mountains, where he is to make his home in the future. He has selected a quiet, rustic hamlet In which to erect his work-shop, a charming little vil lage called Woodstock, in New York State, where he may be on "more than speaking terms with Nature," and at the same time within a short distance of the great me tropolis, ho that the types of humanity that interest him so much may be easily acc essible whenever he wishes to be among them. If you chanced to see Ilervey White on the ftreet during his stay In the city you probably said to yourself, "What an as tonishing necktie," and hurried about your business without givirg another thought to the man who wore the big bow-knot of flaming red silk. Just why Mr. White should choose a necktie like that is one of life's little mysteries. Elbert Hubbard may wear a tremendous black sash around his neck and not create wonderment among those that are familiar with the man and his works, but you wouldn't look for a big red necktie on Mr. White If you hap pened to see Mr. White before you saw the tie. Put you are sure to see the tie first; it Insists upon thrusting itself before you, claiming, as It were, your first considera tion by right of precedence and you'll have to get by the tie before you can become acquainted with Mr. White. Once ac quainted with Mr. White you forget the tic:: at least while you are in Mr. White's presence. A PACK THAT SHINES. He is a large man with a face that fairly shines with intelligence, and when he talks he ho3d3 one's attention in a way that com pels the listener to share his enthusiasm for he is nn enthusiast. Porn on a little farm near New London, la., and spend ing all of his boyhood on a ranch in Kan sas, he Is product of the West, and a thorough Westerner. He is the kind of man tint made the other White William Allen grev eloquent when he answered the fa mous question, "What's the matter with Kansas?" He worked hard on the ranch until he was eighteen years old. schooling himself as best he could, and then "hiring out" as a teacher for two years In a little district schoolhouse. Instructing the little Kansans by day and Instructing himself by night, for he was becoming fired with am bition and a desire to make himself "worth while" in the world. When he left the little school he joined a scientific expedition in Mexico, where he spent a year, and then worked his way to Europe and traveled throughout the old world, tramping all over Italy alone, studying the common people and familiarizing himself with their social conditions. When he returned to America he went to Chicago and his knowledge of books se cured for him the position of reference librarian In the John Crerar Library of that city. He was not content to have the people come to him for books, but went out among the people himself, Into the poorer quarters of the city, into the slums and into the prisons, determined to try with all his might to introduce helpful reading matter among all those that were unable through poverty or circumstance to secure it for themselves. It was he that read a paper at the conference of librarians in Atlanta several years ago that attracted much attention by reason of the strength and originality of his arguments in fa'vor of placing free libraries among the poor quarters of all American cities. While in the John Crerar Library he found time, despite his work among the book shelves and his tireless efforts to introduce good literature among the poor, to write three books "Differences," "Quicksand" Rnd "When Eve was Not Created," all of them dealing with problimatical social condi tions. The books are not well known; Mr. White himself says that "nobody reads them," but an inquiry at the Indianapolis Library proved that he was mistaken, for one of them at least, "Differences," Is "out most of the time," according to the refer ence librarian. While in the city Mr. White talked in an Interesting manner of the work now going on among the poor of Chlcagu "The sym pathies of men are expanding," he Faid. "Not that men are more deeply sympa thetic necessarily, but they are touched with a wider and more ge leral sympathy. Men and women are looking outside of their own tribes and races nowadays. Their social conscience is being born, begotten by eelucation. All professions are affected by the change. The preacher must be in formed first of all on the labor questions, which are really more important than theology. The physician must turn to sani tation and the questions of public health. The literary man and the artist must be come familiar w ith the lives of the .poor. The librarian should not ba behind, but should make his storehouse of learning a social force in a community. I think it is the greatest aim of books to enable people to do without reading to teach them to look at life for themselves and read Its print in the faces of people, in their conver sation, habits and longings. The place for the home libraries is among the poor and the working people, whoso lives are still simple and genuine ami who are net con- Copyright, 1902, hy Once there was a long-headed Schemer who picked up his Assets and Moved East. By breaking into every Good Thing that came along and nailing each Opportunity to get a standln with thi Gentlemen who own the Univw.e, h rras enabled to stack up something like a Million. It looked big to his Relations who lived out West but in New York he was a cheap Piker. His Steam Yacht had only one Funnel and there were only seven Bath-Pooms in his House. In fact, he was a good deal of a Skate any way you looked at him. The Second-Rater had a Cousin named Sep who lived in one of our Middle States. THE SECOND-RATEPw In his own Ealllwick this Sep was a very galus Proposition. He owned a General Store and a Stock Farm and had Rubber Tires on his Buggy and wore Gloves when driving. Aftejr the Corn had been laid by and the Oats thrashed. Sep had a little time for Romancing around over the Country. He bought a paper-muslin Duster, had a Lunch put up and bought an Excursion Ticket to Morgansville. The struggling Millionaire said he was glad to Fee Sep. He tlid not shout it through a Megaphone or hang out any Bulletins. He simply said that he was glad to see Sep, and he should have been, for Seppy had slept two nights in the Day Coach ami had just bousht a sack of Bananas. "Bill, it seems to me that you look kinel of peaked," said Sep, as he sank into a Leather Chair and tackled Banana No. 8. "Ah, yes, I have been under a great Strain," replied the unhappy Soul. "You see, just when we got that South African Business all straightened out and were ready for the Coronation, then came the Operation and it upset us dreadfully." "What are you talking about?" asked Sep. "The Angelo-Saxon Alliance." replied Cousin Bill. "We are now One People. They don't know It, but we are." "The Alliance cuts very few Lemons out around Peavey's Junction," replied Sep. "Our Idee of the Alliance is to stay Friendly with them as long as they buy our Beef Cattle and Grain." "Not at all," said Bill. "Our present Tolicy Is to skin them until they are over come with Admiration and invite us to Dinner. You may not know it, Sep, but New York is the Home of the expensive Meal-Ticket. For instance. Why have I whip-sawed the Market all these years and HAS LOTS OF BLUB BLOOD. boned like a Turk and worn my nerves to a blithering Frazzle in this unending Wrassle for the Almighty? Is it because I wish to endow a Presbyterian College or establish Ping-Tong Parlors for plain Working Girls? Not on your Breakfast Food! Right across the Street from us there resides a large Lady who has origin al Knickerbocker Corpuscles moving up and down in her System. She has Blue Plood and lots of it. We are slathering our Currency and giving her the Office every day or two in the Ilcpe that some Day she will ask us to come over and eat ventionalized and fossilized in education and society, and not handicapped with the dogmas of the idle and the respectable." HAS NO PATIENCE. Mr. White has no patience with the peo ple who "talk from the book reviews and art criticisms, who have natural feeiings, no doubt, but spend the greater part of their lives in trying to conceal them." He believes in showing your emotions, what ever they are, and not attempting to sup press them, and is himself so honest and sincere in all that he does and says that one Is Impressed with the feeling that here, at least, is a man that goes about his busi ness regardless of what the world may think of him. He is . serious-minded, like all Socialists, and can see little humor in life. The world Is not a playground with him, but a workshop, and he is bent upon tolling throughout his life with the hope that he can be of some benefit to mankind. He says that the world is taking more and more interest in humanity as a mass, In its welfare, tendencies and possibilities; most of all in the classes Ktyled "lower.", the workers, the poor, the dependent, the crim inal even, and the defective, and that he is among the interested ones. If he has any thing to eay that he considers worth while ho will say It, and so he is now writing a book about "Babies," because he feels that fcis ideas concerning the care of little chll- vv5 1 a j Wißj Robert Howard Russell. on her. When that gladsome Moment ar rives, it's a 50 to 1 Shot that we'll all die of Joy." "What seems to be your Handicap?" asked Sep. "You were invited to ail the Parties when you lived at Peavey's Junc tion." "Any one who comes in from the Cockle Burr District with a Bundle is known as a Newvo Reash," replied Bill. "I don't know what it means, never having studied the Dead Languages, but it's about the same as a Slob. In other words, if you make your own Money you're an Awful Thing, but if someone slips it to you and you've never done anything with it ex cept count it and sprinkle a little Florida Water on it, then you're a Nice Young Fellow. Nov- you see what I'm up against. I'm guilty of Work and everyone is on to me. The best I can hope for is that some of my Grandchildren will Doctor up my Record and finally draw the Meal Ticket." "What do you care?" asked Sep. "I wouldn't wear out a whole kit of Tools trying to break into a Refrigerator." "Ah, Septimus, you don't understand." said the disconsolate Cousin. "It is the Boy who starts in Life on a Hay Rack and opens his first Cold Bottle at the age of thirty-five who wants to take his whole Tribe into the Camp of the Elite and swap Visiting Cards with the Vans. Social Rec ognition has a high Rating because there are only a few Share on the Market and not because it pays Dividends." "It seems to me that a Slick Man who can beat almost any kind of a Money Game ought to learn in time how to handle a Combine that's in the hands of a few Elderly Ladles," Faid Sep. "I'm afraid that a Man with a tall-grass Training will make Breaks all his Life," re plied Bill. "He is always doing what he wants to do, instead of playing Follow your Leader. I started to play Golf this year, not knowing that it was a Dead Card with the 400. As for riding a Wheel, they take a Shot at any one who does that. The Tana ma Hat is scratched because it is worn by the Common Sort who have to engage in Thought during the Heated Season. Rule No. 1 of the Smart Set is to chop any Di version that has caught on with the Work- SYMPATHETIC Si:P. ing Classes. As soon as J3 will pay for a Motor Car and One Year's Subscription, all the real Blue Fish will give their ma chines to the Servants aul fall to the Air Ship. Any one with an old-fashioned Hankering for Base ball and Family Rigs and Drug Store Sody Water and all such Prairie Luxuries has about one Chance in a Million. Even if my Plebe Tastes didn't queer me I suppose I would be disquali fied under the Pedigree Clause. I have been trying to classify our Ancestral Tree and I find that it is a Shell-Bark History that has been struck by Lightning several times. It appears that one morning about two hundred years ago a Ship was ready to set Sail for the New World. A large number of Foreigners who .figured that they couldn't be any worse off, even among the Indians, had booked Passage. One of our Ancestors had made arrangements to sail on that Boat. The Night before the Departure he dropped into the Tavern to say Good-Bye. He became nil diked up and overslept himself. When he arrived at the Dock he saw the Ship, loaded down with First Families, pulling out of the Harbor. That one Jag is what put our whole Family to the Bad. I figure that if he had not missed that Boat, I would be sitting under an Awing at Newport this very Minute with someone fanning me. The grand Mistake our Folks made was to come in with the Bunch.. Anyone living anywhere on the Other Side at present is strictly in it and those who came over in time to qualify for the Colonial Societies are now- regarded as It by their distant Relations, but those who have come in during the last Century are simply un placed." "I can't see it in that Light at all." said Sep. "I have ben reading Ridpath's His tory of the United States and it says we are all Free and Equal." "I don't believe it circulates in Our Set," said Bill. "It might, if someone in London would get out a De Luxe Edition." "Pill, said Sep, "I think you've got the whole Works down pat. It's too bad that you can't guess the Combination." Moral: The Betwixt and Between Fami lies know what genuine Grief is. dren may be helpful to some mothers. He is a bachelor himself, but he says that he understands children, and that many peo ple do not. He also has a child's book in preparation which he thinks of naming "Noll and the Fairies." and which, al though a fanciful story, will net b without its lessons. On the whole, Mr. White is one of the most original and interesting men of letters in America to-day, and it isn't at all likely that he will remain among the "undiscovered after he has lived awhile near New York city. Uookit Tltnt Sell by the- Pound. New York Tress. Thousands of families all over the coun try treasure old Bible.-, hymn books, and volumes of sermons published in the eighteenth and seventeenth centuries, fondly believing that any of thee works may be oid some day, if necessary, for a sufficient sum to pay off the household mortgage. Requests like this are being received constantly by newspaper editors: "Please let me know the value of a Bible published by Smith Sc Jones, London, in 1745. I am informed that It is worth a large sum." In almost every case the re ply must be given that old religious books and Bibles are- worth only as much per pouml as the dd paper junk man is will ing to give. This f-eems lik a reflection on public taste in book collecting, but is true nevertheless. There is a popular Impression that age alone gives value to a book, but a wheelbarrow full of theo logical treatises issued previous to lüOO may be bought for a shilling apiece. wtM stalls JÖM 'ill INDIANAPOLIS TO SAN FRANCISCO AND LOS ANGELES AND RETURN. CORRESPONDING RATES FROM OTHER POINTS. Dates of Sale - - - July 28th and August 1st to 9th ROUTE Choice of direct authorized routes oil going" trip; returning via "Shasta Route" and "500 PACIFIC LINE" (Canadian Pacific and Soo Line). STOP-OVERS On return trip stop-overs arc allowed at all points on the Pacific coast and on the line of the CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY. Six hundred miles of Stupendous Mountain Peaks, Appalling Canons and Mighty Cataracts Forming the Most AUjoiflccnt Sccn:ry la the World. Ticket agents of all west-bounel railways can sell by this route. Descriptive literature and further Information upon application to A. C. SHAW, Gen. Atf. Tass. Dept. Soo Pacific Line, CHICAGO, 11,1,. f It is the Greatest modern invention, which EES a professional performer and with expression. It can be played hy child or grown person, who may know nothing of music technically. The Simplex Fiano Player is even used by accomplished musicians to show the exact interpretations of the composer. It is a perfect Piano Player. 128-130 North Pennsylvania St. Beehive Trunk Factory TRUNKS MADE T OIIDKU AND REPAIRED : : : Phones, Old 1723; New 3'JS. : : : LJ orp W.VASHl gsa fcr'awrxtf asssBcaecs BnrBTVVJ'.'aa s asssssszx t-.;vix". ti it .j J csg IBRICK HOUSE j 1922 North Delaware Street The finest house in "Morton Place." Large, beautiful corner lot. New, elegant, modern (brick) house of ten rooms, elegantly finished, decorated, chandeliered and arranged. AN IDEAL HOME FOR YOU. Price $10,000. For Terms a J?;phoncs JOS. W. a 39QZ I SIMPLE COKE CREAM FOAM. ''4 ."tt4, -,rr. - Ct.- eS f:y r'&" T . lilt. JOHN YOUNO. at 25 oenta. r X Read What One of Louisville's Best Carter Sys: J. A. JL BREMFTIt St CO.. CUcaro. 111. Jk Dear Kir: I have glTn Coke A eta-lm for It. My cuatomr prefer I itu:ra in a on ana Tivxy cnamc crta!rJy a JenM autl.ertle. I am vtry JOHN YOUNG. PreMent D3 AWAY WITH SM AVING 50AP A S D MLT.. Afk your barber to 'Jprly you with a tu'-e of Cok. Cram ram. Ulla by A. R. BnH- MEU A CO.. Chlcaff. For Sale at FIIHCl-H'S, M.OAVnnl Mlir I.fiKlInu DruKKUl. uffalo Paint l: tZT-li i Wont Witahlnmon st r. The Sunday Journal, by DEAD PIANOS Thrra are hundreds of Dead Pianos in Indianapolis. Their woc ar eiunit). The muii? that once pleased the car H lie ard no more. The hand that touchod the k.-rsls liei away or mine domestic chance hn. rernoted it from the family circle, 'iliere the piano still htands dead furniture. The SIMPLEX Drlrtss PIANOS to Lif plays the piano with irrcater precision thau ( Indiana's Largest Music House." UNKS The Kind That Stand the Hard Knocks "Y can ave jou nione7 ta Trunk, fJ.iOto ISJ. SUIT CASES $1.10 to $25 TRAVELING BAGS 50c up to $30 TELESCOPES 30c, 40c, 50c, 60c up to f 5 of Sale see SELVAGE Lom 0 bard Building J 2ESB CJIMÜITI'J ft .Li VCTg TO USE. The New Aotlicpllc Sfaavlsf Crcan far Easy Shjriag. "7 Coke Crr-am-Foam Is a new Bhavlnpt cream which taks th rlao of nhavtntr , foap. It Is pure a purity. clan, wrnooth, delightful. There Is nothir. In It that L will not actually hlp the ikln to he 10ft L and rrwoth. . To use: S'jue-z out a.i much an the lxe.-jr of a small bean dirtily on th chin, then f work It up lth th. br'.ih. uMr very lit- tie vrattir at first: It lathern alrnom. In- etontly anl geU thlckf-r ejtA heavier j - you proc-! DO NOT HUH IN. It is better to allow the lather to ren.aln on the face a few ? minutes before usinjr the razor. It will not dry. 'T CREAM FOAM Is also an excellent article, for a SHAM- 7 POO. It will cjtar.ae li ßcalp without v Injuring the hair. Very little is re-;u!rfd i to make a b'.j? foam. k Creejn-Forun la put tip In collaps.ble tulx, containing enough for 17) shaves IymvMJe. Ky . Jun 0. 1H TR ke Cream Foam aeTre tu ar.l fn 1 It will qo :i j0j refer It to harln; ac-ap. a It av tim mwi Uar t.etr littlon. It la th rtuat c(ivnlnt I have var ul. It u '? truly youm. I.oral No. 45 Barber' Tnlon. Iulvi:, Ky r Will Never Chalk Nor Peel Off. Mail, $2.50 per Annum f