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THE WILLIAMS NEWS
HOW TWO WOMEN GAPED OPERATIONS Doctor Advised Use of Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound Happy Results in Both Cases St.Joseph,Missouri. "Both of my sides swelled and hurt me so that I ?4tveiiig fairy Tale &yjXRY GRAHAM BONNER. could not move or do any of my work. There was heavy pressure and pains through my lower organs and the doctor told me to try Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound for these troubles. He said I had this one chance, and if the Vegetable Com pound did not help me nothing but an operation would. After taking several bottles I felt it was helping me and now I am able to do my own work. If my testimonial will help others I shall be glad for them to read it and hope your Vegetable Compound will do them as much good as it did me." Mrs. Wm. Lockman, 513 N. 4th St., St. Joseph, Mo. "White Plains, N. Y. "I had such a pain that I could hardly walk and the doctor said that I needed an opera tion. I was sick for a year before I started taking your medicine and I could not work. I saw your advertise ment in a little book and that is how I came to take Lydia E- Pinkham's medicines. I have been taking the Vegetable Compound and Lydia E. Pinkham's Blood Medicine, also Lydia E. Pinkham's Liver Pills and used Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative Wash and the capsules and prescrip tion recommended. I am doing all my use tftis letter for the good or o triers. Mrs. MaryMark, 37 HamiltonAve., White Plains, N. Y. Some female troubles may through neglect reach a stage when an opera tion is necessary. But most of the commoner ailments are not the sur gical ones; they are not caused by serious displacements, tumors, or growths, although the symptoms may appear the same. When distorting ailments first ap pear, take Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound to relieve the pres ent distress and prevent more seri ous troubles. Many letters have been received from women who have been . restored to health by Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound after op erations have been advised by attend ing physicians. "One Was So Dull." Lydia E. Pinkham's Private Text-Boole upon "Ailments Peculiar to Women" will le sent you free upon request. Write to the Lydia E. Pinkliam Medicine Co., Lynn, Massachusetts. This book contains valuable information. Quite True. Howell "Do you think the wrist watch has come to stay? Powell "I hope not. I want mine to go." Sure EReiief FOR INDIGESTION inmGEsnpiiU ' V 6 Bell-ans Hot water Sure Relief 25$ and 75 Packages. Everywhere "Vaseline" Carbolated Petroleum Jelly is an effective, antiseptic first-aid dressing for cuts, wounds and insect bites. Ithelps prevent infection. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. (Consolidated) State Street New York IBs!! li' eSVaselliiej y - - n 1 r -nil in 111111 iS&FSmmr'- " - Remarkable English. ' The following is a specimen of Eng lish as it is printed in a Brazilian newspaper : "Furnltured roms. At bight and respectucby family house two let two appartaments, beeing lach one of them possess a magnify plain. Pension of first ordem. Tel. Ipanema 1,977." Here is the translation : "Furnished rooms A high and respectable family house has to let two large apartments ; one of them possesses a magnificent view. Meals of the first order." DONT DESPAIR If you are troubled with pains or aches; feel tired; have headache, indigestion, insomnia; painful pas sage of urine, you will find relief in GOLD MEDAL WOMEN NEED SWAMP-ROOT Thousands of women have kidney and bladder trouble and never suspect it. Women's complaints often prove to be nothing else but kidney trouble, or the result of kidney or bladder disease. If the kidneys are not ra a healthy condition, they may cause the other or gans to become diseased. fun in the back, headache, loss of am bition, nervousness, are often times symp toms of kidney trouble. Don t delay starting treatment. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a physician's pre scription, obtained at any drug store, may be just the remedy needed to overcome such conditions. Get a medium or large size bottle im mediately from any drug store. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton. N. Y.. for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper. Advertisement. The Bride's Joke. "Mercy !" said the bridesmaid impa tiently to the bride, "are you going to stand there before that mirror all day? Come on, they're "waiting for you." The bride did not move from tlx: glass, but continued gazing at her counterfeit presentment. "Iet them wait," she said calmly. "It Is well to indulge in some reflection before one gets married, you know." Boston Transcript. ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE DOES IT When shoes pinch or corns and bunions acne, get s, pacK&g-e or AiLti; a EASE, the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes. It takes the sting- out of corns and bunions, elves Instant relief to Smarting-, Aching, Swollen feet. 1,600,000 pounds of powaer lor tne teet were used Dy our Army ana jN&vy during: the war. Advertisement. The world's standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles and National Remedy of Holland since 1696. Three sizes, all druggists. ' fook for the name Gold Medal on esery box and accept no imitation "Luciferous," Illuminated. Lloyd Geopge is said to have used the word "luciferous." An unusual adjective, but not, we think, an inven tion of his. An englishman asKed an acquaintance what he would under stand by "a luciferous story." The .other replied : "Like one of yours ; a devilish bad one." Boston Transcript. His Business. Brown "That man gets on people's nerves." Goose "Oh ! Why ?" "Oh, he's a dentist-!" London Answers. WARNING! Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspiriri. Unless you see the name "Bayer" on tablets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians over 22 years and proved safe by millions for Headache Colds Rheumatism Toothache Neuralgia' Neuritis Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain Accept only "Baj'er" package which contains proper directions. Handy "3ayer" boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100 Druggists. Aaplrln Is the trade nark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcacldester of SaUcyUcacli THE ENVELOPE'S NEWS T have some news for you," said the envelope to the stamp. "Good," said the stamp. "I am always eager for news. I suppose it is a. family quality. We've al ways been known to be travelers and adventurers, and we like to hear what Is going on in the world about us." "Well, stamp," said the envelope, "I would have told you before, but we had so much excitement In the mail bag with those cranky post cards trying to make us read them all the time that it was difficult for me to say anything to you." Ah, yes," said the stamp; "how those post cards did behave. One was so dull and kept insisting that we should listen to it as it told us that a person named Molly wrote to a person named Maggie, and said : " 'Dear Maggie : I'm too busy to write a letter. I am working very hard. I would write you now only I must go out. E. Is well and so am I. I hope you are too. Have you darned the stockings yet? Aff, Molly.' The 'Aff meant affectionately, the post card told us. It also added that people almost always wrote 'AfT In stead of 'Affectionately' on post cards. because they always cut everything short on post cards, their affection, tool "And then, of course, another reason was that people didn't want to say anything they knew or thought on a post card, which could be read by any one. "WelL post cards are pretty dull. Especially those kinds that have no pictures and are full of things such as we heard. "If they only wrote something ex citing or Interesting I would not mind. But they seldom do. "I know of one that did. I heard of this one through a stamp friend. "The person wrote on a post card : I am in Florida and it is Decem ber, and yet there are roses and vio lets and jonquils In the garden. There are big spiders, and little red ants, too.' "Now that was an interesting post card. So many people who write postt- cards from . beautiful places will sim ply write: . " 'Here is where we are. Wish you could be with us. "Now the person to whom they are writing cannot be with them and it would be far better If they gave just a little nice description of the place. "There seems to be something dull about the family of postcards. "But here I am talking on about these old postcards and I'm just as dull and yet I have been taking up all Why Castoria? YEARS ago Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups were the remedies-' in common use for Infants and Children; Castor Oil so nauseating as to be almost impossible and the others all containing Opium in one form or another. bt so disguised as to make them pleasant to the taste, yet really to stupify the child and give the appearance of relief from pain. It required years of research to find a purely vegetable combination that would take the place of these disagreeable, unpleasant and vicious remedies that from habit had become almost universal. This was the inception ofr and the reason for, the introduction of Fletcher's Castoria, and for over 30 years it has proven its worth, received the praise of Physicians everywhere and become a household word among mothers. A remedy ESPECIALLY prepared for Infants and Children and no mother would think of giving to her baby a remedy that she would use for herself without consulting a physician. Children Cry For ; Contents 15 Fluid Draohng mm v .7.-.'f mm: mm mm. 9 a rrrvHor.-il PER Gl tinetheStomachs and bWscfg mm femm Thereby Promoting Di?3 aeerfalnessandRestCoflQiwi ndthcr Opium. Morphine nor 1 i Mineral. Not JMAkc - it i - Iiaii Armr Have You Tried It? Everybody has read the above headline; how many believe It? Have you a little-one in the home, and has that dear little mite when its stomach was not just right felt the comforts that come with the use of Fletcher's Castoria? You have heard- the cry of pain. Have you heard them cry for Fletcher's Castoria? Try it. Just help baby out of its trouble tomorrow with a taste of Cas toria. Watch the difference in the tone of the cry, the look in the eye, the wiggle in the tiny fingers. The transformation is complete (fenslipationandDiarrtme'J fj.om pain to pleasure. Try it. rOTWshneSS TSS OF SLEEP resulting therefrem- You'll find a wonderful lot of information about Baby in th booklet that is wrapped around every bottle of Fletcher's Castoria. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the Signature of Exact Copy of Wrapper. -rw a cintau. comamv. n kw vor city. the time in talking just as they did. "Do tell me your piece of news, envelope." Now the stamp was on the envelope and the envelope was lying on a table In a little apartment in a city home. The envelope had been opened. "Well," the envelope began, "I will tell you at once. A lady from the country sent a little pressed hepatica and a pink trailing arbutus in me. And I carried these two little flowers in a letter and you did the rest of the work, stamp 1 "But when the flowers were taken out do you know that they had not lost one bit of their fragrance? They were just as sweet as sweet could be. The hepatica simply had a lit-, tie woodland smell but the trailing arbutus was just so sweet. "And oh, It made the people all so happy. It was like a lovely spring whiff of the woods. "And I was so glad that I had been able to pro tect the flowers on their journey." "Well," said the stamp, "and to think that all the time the old postcards were talking I was carrying the freshness and loveliness of the woods. 'We do have adventurous, interest ing lives, we stamps. And you, en velopes, and your family are our faith ful, dear friends. We would never have half the adventures and half the excitement if it weren't for you. 'Your news is fine springtime news too !" His Great Mistake. Joseph Levenson, head of New Cork's motion' picture censorship, said it a luncheon : "The movies do a lot of good. But :hey do harm, too, sometimes. Think f the love affairs they break off!" " 'It's all over, a young man groaned ne day. It s all over now between Mabel and me.' " 'Sorry to hear that, old chap,' said i second young man. 'What caused the split, may I ask?' " 'I took Mabel to the movies last light, and she said that the heroine f the serial called 'The Pact of Death" was a beautiful girl. "'Well?' 'Well, I agreed with her.' " Spoiled Her Evening. "Maud says she didn't have a good time at the reception at all.' "What was the trouble?" "She'd heard a choice bit of gossip about a girl who was there, and the erirl kept within hearing distance all the time, so that Maud didn't have a Miance to tell it." Boston Transcript. And the Discussion Ended. Two little boys, living in different towns, one day were visiting an aunt in a distant city. A discussion arose between them as to the merits of their home towns. The heights of their re spective churches became a part of the discussions. "Our church reaches above the tree tops." said one. "Our church reaches to the sky," retorted the other. "Oh, but the steeple of our church reached clear above the sky and punched a hole through heaven," ex claimed the first boy, and this closed the argument. Brief and Comprehensive. ' Ben Dierks has an express agency and transfer business in a village in Sonoma county, California. Recently he detailed one of his teamsters with a wagon and pair to take a San Fran cisco man and wife to their country place a few miles out of town. The bill, as rendered by the teamster, read : "Haul grip, grub, and people, three hours, three dollars." King George Democratic. "When he Is out of the public -eye King George often sacrifices appeal ance for comfort indeed, while ltf conversation 'with him not long age I noticed that one of the shoes h wore was adorned with a patch 1" Thlr is one of many Intimate anecdotes of his long connection with the royal family told by Ernest Brooks, O. B. E, the accredited royal photographer, in the Strand magazine. Queen Mary favorite portrait of Princess Mary re veals something of the king's tastes in regard to feminine fashions. W'neir Mr. Brooks showed the king the flrsf print, his majesty raised an objection to the width of the panniers qn either side of the princess frock and of dered him to have them taken out o0 the negative. Nothing to Choose Between Theme Husband Ha, ha, ha 1 Did you eves see a funnier sight than a woman try2 Ing to drive a nail? Wlfe Yes ; a man trying to wrap up a bundle for the laundry! London Answers. "Just as Sweet. Immaterial. The office stenographer was mental ly upset over her inability to spell graphic." "How do you spell graphic, with one T or two?" she asked. "If you you are going to use any," the genial boss replied, "you might as Well use two." The Thrifty Citizen Who Caught the Plugged Nickel c7flR- BROWN had swallowed his lunch and had Qy r J. paid his bilL Cautiously he counted his change. "Here!" he said, sharply, "Take back this plugged nickel and give me a good one!" Mr. Brown walked proudly out. fool old Brown. But old Brown had fooled himself. They couldn't Brown's day was heavy and dull. , He lacked " pep. There was a -mid-afternoon drowsy spell when he needed to be awake the direct and natural result of heavy, starchy breakfasts and lunches, taken on faith and without question as to value just because the food looked end tasted like food. Thousands of shrewd business men who count their change, take their food for granted. That's what builds up the sani tarium business, and puts the tired "all -done feeling into the mid afternoon cf a business day. Grape-Nuts is a scientific food whose delicious, appetizing flavor and crispness are an introduction to well-balanced nourishment a nourishment easily and quickly as similated, so that body, brain and nerves are well fed and kept free of the stored up poisons left by so many ill-selected foods. Served with cream or good milk, Grape-Nuts is a complete food, al ways ready, always a delight to the taste and always a safe selection for the man who thinks his stomach is. entitled to some of the same pro tection he gives to his pocket. Grape-Nuts The Body Builder " TTiere's a Reason " Made by Postum Cereal Company, Inc., Battle Creek, Mich.