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STATE JOURNAL., WEDNESDAY EVENING, JANUARY 8, 1896. MR. VESTS ROAST The Missouri Senator Fires a Shot at the Supreme Court. Particularly Denounces the In come Tax Decision. IT IS KESPONSIBLE He Says for the Present Trou ble's of the Treasury. Takes a Turn at Mr. Cleveland's Financial Policy. Washihgtoh, Jan. 8.r The Senate was treated yesterday to one of Sen ator Vest's characteristic speeches. He arraigned the Supreme court for the income tax decision; he laid the responsibility for the lack of revenue at their door, when they exempted the "sordid wealth of the land" from tax ation; he contrasted the records of the present and past administrations; he denounced the financial dependence Of this country and of others upon the monied influence; he attacked the President and the Secretary of the Treasury for their proposition to re tire the greenbacks and place the cir culation in the hands of the national banks; quoted Secretary Carlisle against himself, and, in conclusion, declared the conflict between bimet allism and the gold standard was ir repressible, and that the sooner it was decided the better it would be for our public and private life. On the income tax decision Mr. Vest said: "That the court should have rendered such a decision, was a matter of surprise to every intelligent lawyer in the country, and especially to those of us in congress who were engaged in formulating the legislation. "In my judgment," he continued, "no judgment has ever in the history ,of the country been rendered which has done so much to destroy the influ ence of that high tribunal and excite distrust on the part of the people of this country. The country had," he said, "been used to rely upon the opinions of this court because its judg ments were supposed to be above the caprices and prejudices and sudden changes which might characterize the aecisions of lower courts, not so far removed from outside influences. That tnis court should have reversed its own decisions for 100 years in a question vitally affecting the in terests of the entire population and placing the government in the attitude of violating the constitution during the entire history of the Union must, he declared, be a matter of sincere regret. From the Hilton decision in 1796 to the Springsr decision in 1S66 the decisions had been uniform in upholding the power of Congress to tax incomes on real and personal property without apportion ment among the States. He quoted from various decisions in support of this assertion and proceeded to show that Mr. Seward, one of the counsel against the government in the recent cases had conceded that the Springer decision was to this effect. In view of this fact it was not a matter of sur prise that Justice Harlan had declared that the age of miracles had not passed. Mr. Vest declared that he would not trust himself in the Senate to say what he would be tempted to say of this opinion, but would leave to the members of the court to stigmatize it as it deserved. With this introduction he had extracts read from the dissent ing opinions of Justices Harlan and Brown, saying that if he had made the declaration made in these opinions he would be charged with partisan malice and misrepresentation, but coming as they do from this high source, they certainly constituted a most powerful arraignment of this court of last re sort. Mr. Vest was most severe in his characterization of the conduct of the justice who changed his opinion after the first decision before the second was rendered. He would not, he said, attempt to enter into that justice's motives, but that justice, and he (Vest), did not know who he was, had been mainly responsible in fastening the sordid despotism of wealth upon the country by his change of front. Certainly he had the right to change his mind, but it was a matter of regret that he had not seen proper to pnt his reasons on record for this far-reaching and terrible decision. The justice's name was. he continued, unknown, except to himself and his associates. Mr. Vest said he did not believe that the terrible effect of this decision had yet been apprehended by the people of the country. "It marks a new era," he said, "and I greatly mistake if the time does not come when neither soft words nor honeyed phrases will prove a sufficient apology." It was beyond credibility, he con tinued, that a Vanderbilt, with his hundreds of millions, should have to pay no more than the poorest of men, and that the army and navy must be used to support him in his rights, as must be the case if the decision was to stand. He predicted that the time would come when the truth of Justice Brown's opinion would everywhere be recognized that the decision of the Supreme court had fixed for all time the freedom from federal taxation of the "sordid wealth of the land." Hon. H. C. Ireland Dead. Chtli.icothe, Mo., Jan. 8. Hon. H. C. Ireland, aged 61, a prominent Dem ocratic politician and retired farmer and stock raiser, died at his home in this city yesterday. Ajred Oklahomsn Commits Suicide. Guthrie, Okla., Jan. 8. H. F. Williams, aged i4, living alone in a tent near Jennings, committed suicide by shooting himself, leaving a note saying he was tired of life and fearful of becoming a burden upon others. May He Another Strike. PHn.ADEi-PHiA,Jan. 8. The street railway situation has again assumed a serious phase, and it is possible that aether strike will be the outcome. SINGLE OR DOUBLE. That Will Be the Question lor Oklaho ma's Statehood Convention to Decide. Oklahoma City, Okla., Jan. 8. What is expected to be the hottest gathering in the history of Oklahoma will take place at the Statehood con vention in this city to-day. Western Oklahoma is almost solidly for double Statehood, while Eastern Oklahoma wants Statehood with Indian territory included, or what is known as single Statehood. The fight is almost purely a State capital fight, and a serious di vision of the convention is threatened. Cohans Visit Olney. Washington, Jan. 8. It i learned that the chief purpose of the leaders of the Cuban revolutionary party in the United States in coming to Wash ington yesterday was to push vigor ously the movement to secure recog nition of the revolutionists by this government. They made Secretary Olney a brief but forcible presentation of the claims of the insurgents to recognition. There is a strong senti ment in the House which has been ad vanced by the recent successes of the Cubans that this government ould do all in its power, consistent with international usages, to assist the patriots. Fat Ford Took Leg Ball. Omaha, Neb., Jan. 8. Pat Ford, who was to have been taken to the penitentiary to serve a twenty-year sentence, made a dash for liberty while bidding his mother goodby last night and escaped. He is only 20 years old, but has the reputation of being a desperate crook. He was sent up as a highwayman. Ford's relatives are Catholics, end the A. P. A. police of ficers at once made a thorough search of St Philomena's cathedral in the face of the priest's protests. Nothing was found. Zip AVyatfs Lieutenant. Guthrie, Okla., Jan. 8. Matt Free man, who was captured Saturday night near Grand Valley, has been lodged in the federal jail here for safe keeping. Freeman is one of the orig inal Wyatt gang, and Zip Wyatt's chief lieutenant until Zip ran off with his wife, Mrs. Mattie Freeman, who was captured and kept in jail here many months. The charge on which Free man is now held is complicity in the murder of Fred Hoffman, county treasurer of D countv. Tariff Bill Caucus. Washington, Jan. 8. Republican senators c:icussed on the house tariff bill yesterday. No decision was reached. The prevailing sentiment appeared to be against all amendments and the tendency favorable to reporting the bill as it came from the House. Sev eral senators express doubt as to the wisdom of the bill in any shape, and there was an evident disposition to regard the bill purely as an emergency measure. No News of the Frairie Fire. Wichita, Kan. . Jan. 8. Hp to a late hour last night nothing new was learned from the heavy prairie fires. The only town known to be directly in the path of the fire is Iuka, Pratt county, a small town on an abandoned branch of the D. M. & A. railway. There has been no news received from there of any kind, and there is no way of getting any, the nearest telegraph office being about twenty miles away. Corruption in Philadelphia Philadelphia, Jan. 8. The testi mony at yesterday's session of the Senate investigating committee was of a decidedly sensational character. The witnesses not only told of the active participation of the police of the wards in politics, but charged that Sergeants Green and McManus were partners during the latter part of 1892 in maintaining a disorderly house on Green street. Comes Around to Our Position. London. Jan. 8. In an editorial the Chronicle justifies America's aspira tion to dominate the formation of in ternational law on the American conti nent as England, in her time, dominated Europe. It must be recog nized that America never acquired an inch of civilized territory without the consent of its owner. Reserve Is Down to S58, 336,710. Washington, Jan. 8. The treasury yesterday lost 2,163,000 in goid bars, and $1,09G,000 in gold coin, and re ceived from the Mercantile National bank, of New York, $500,000 in ex change for currency, making the net loss for the day $2,759,000. This leaves the true amount of reserve at the close of business $53,326,710. Tryv on collars. We can make them look like new. Peerless Steam Laundry, 112 and 114 W. 8th. Peerless Steam Laundry Peerless Eteam Laundry. I Prize Hood's Sarsaparilla more than any remedy I have ever taken. I have never been robust and waa subject to severe headaches, and had no appetite. Since taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and Hood's Pills I am a well woman, have a good appetite and sleep well. I cordially recommend Hood's Sar saparilla. Mas. S. M. Go sham, Fillmore House, Fillmore, California. Hood's PilU .i11"01 MAKINGREADY. England Orders the Commis sioning of Six Warships. Forming a Flying Squadron to Meet Any Emergency. ARMY OFFICERS BUSY. It is Also Decided to Dispatch a Naval Force to Delagoa Bay. The Transvaal Demands $2, 500,000 from England. London, Jan. 8. The Times makes the following annnuncement: "Or ders have been sent to Portsmouth, Davenport and Chatham for the imme diate commissioning of six ships to form a flying squadron, the object of which is obviously to have a squadron ready for any required emergency. It will be composed of two first-class battleships, two first-class and two second-class cruisers. Probably the Royal Oak and the Revenge will be chosen. "The possibility of the commission ing of such a squadron at a moment's notice, shows that our resources are better than supposed, and is proof that our naval organization has greatly improved of late years. "It hafe also been decided to dispatch a naval force to Delagoa bay, but it is unknown whether it will be composed of vessels from the cape or from the East Indies." In an editorial, the Times hopes that the Mediteranean fleet will be withdrawn from Salonica and ordered elsewhere and prepared for emergen cies. The correspondent of the Standard at Aldershot believes that there is a question of calling out the army re serve and a portion of the militia. The Duke of Connaught and the chief staff officers, this correspondent says, are busy at headquarters, and are in constant communication with the war office. A special dispatch from Berlin says that Dr. Leyds, the secretary of state of the Transvaal, has received a dis patch which states that the Transvaal demands from England an indemnity of 500,000 for Dr. Jameson's invasion. GERMANY'S DEFY. Great Britain's Right to Suzerainty Over the Transvaal Denied. Berlin, Jan. 8. At a special au dience which Dr. W. J. Leyds, the Secretary of State for the Transvaal, had with Emperor William to-day, his majesty declared that he would not recognize any claim of suzerainty over the Transvaal. Great Britain, by the treaty of 1884, claims suzerainty over the Transvaal republic. Missouri s Finances Good. Jefferson City, Mo., Jan. 6. The report of State Auditor Seibert for the year ending December 31, 1895, has been completed and sent to the Dublic printers. It shows the state finances to be in a highly satisfactory condi tion. Balance January 1, 1895, $7l5, 76.43; receipts in 185, $3,805,977.49; disbursements; $4,191,685.77; balance January 1, 1S95, $334,014.15. Of the 2.749,473.50 appropriated from the revenue fund for the general expenses of the state in 1895-0, $1,5S7,279.G0 was drawn in 1S95, leaving only $1,001, 190. 93 to be paid out in 189G. Stock Yards Troubles. St. Joseph, Mo., Jan. 8. The trou bles of the stock yards company are daily growing. The company is now plunged into litigations that may last for years. The company is cepital ized for $1,000,000, and stock is owned here and at Omaha, New York and London. Every bondholder and stock holder seems to be trying to protect himself, and in so doing is bringing some kind of a suit. Treaty Rights of Indians. Omaha, Neb., Jan. 8 Judge Shiras. of Iowa, in the federal court at Omaha yesterday, rendered a decision declar ing that in cases where Indians have be come citizens, with all the accompany ing privileges, the government is still bound by all treaty stipulations exist ing while tribal relations were sus tained. He holds that kit applies on all reservations. Railroad's Rights in Indian Territory. Washington, Jan. 8. Representa tive Pendleton introduced a bill grant ing additional powers to railway com panies in Indian Territory to secure right of way, depot grounds, etc., upon making a showing before the secretary of the interior that tho same are needed. Will Take a Better Position. Fort Scott, Kan., Jan 8. W. D. Danley, chief dispatcher of the Mem phis road, with headquarters in this city, has resigned his position to ac cept the office of chief dispatcher of the Wabash road, with headquarters at Moberly. Death of Judge I F. Reger. Milan, Mo., Jan. 8. Judee D. P. Reger of this county, died yesterday morning of cancer of the stomach. Mr. Reger was one of the wealthiest and most influential men in the county. An Atchison Jewelry Firm in Trouble. Atchison, Kan., Jan. 8. Chattel mortgages aggregating $3,000 against the jewelry establishment of W. G. Lytle were filed last evening, and the stock is now in the possession of Colonel Norton of Kansas City. Thirty Men Probably Lost. Philadelphia, Jan. 8. The well known British tank steamer Wild Flower, manned by a crew of thirty men, is believed to have been blown np or foundered at sea and all hands perished. We mend and sew on buttons free of charge. Peerless Steam lauadry. I Nothing Inhuman About Him. Professor Withexdnpp had, during as afternoon 'walk in the country, picked tip a particularly interesting and par ticularly slimy lizard. He was anxiout to preserve it for the college museum. Bnt Professor Witherdupp was a man oi tender feelings, and the infliction oi pain was odious to him. So when be banded the lizard to the janitor, "Kill him, Cox," he said, "in as er im mane a manner as possible, and then kindly put him into alcohol for me." "Yes, sir," said the janitor, with a deferential bow. The janitor was of re cent appointment and anxious to culti vate the favor of the professor. An hour or two later the professc returned to the laboratory to find the unhappy lizard lying at the bottom of a jar of alcohol, looking limper and slim ier than ever. "Is he dead, Cox?" he asked. "Oh, 'e's dead enough, sir," said the janitor, with an emphasis to imply that the lizard might or might not be satis factory in other respects, but was cer tainly dead. "How did you kill him?" asked the professor. " 'E's drownded, sir," said Cox, sol emnly, lowering his voice and speaking as if the lizard had perished in some great naval disaster. "You don't mean to say," said the professor, with much severity, "that you put that unhappy animal into alco hol alive?" "Oh, no, sir!" said the janitor in his most deferential tone. "I put 'im in first and put the alcohol in atop of 'im. " Truth. The Original One. Adam had slept too long. He felt sure of it as he stretched him self, yawned and rose, with a heavy sen sation in his head and a lightness round his stomach, to take a turn about the garden. But suddenly he doubted whether he was yet awake. There, in front of him, was an ani mal he had never seen before. He thought it was an animal. But it was strangely like himself, yet strangely different. His surprise increased. For some moments he was speechless. Then "What are yon?" he gasped. The unusual creature smiled. She picked a loose hair off one of bis shoulders, compared it with his wild, unkempt locks and smiled again. "I am the new woman," she said. Life. His Reason. "Oh, weally," said Cholly Anglo mang, "it would nevah do to have a wak with Gweat Bwitain. " "Whynot?" inquired his more impet uous friend. "Because why er" then an idea struck him and he answered with the air of a man who has settled a problem once and forever, "because Gweat Bwit ain might not like it. "Washington Star. An Tip to Date Manager. "What was the row?" asked the liv ing skeleton. "I didn't quite ketch on. " "It was the tattooed man," answered the fat woman, as she impaled another potato. "He says if the manager insists on him wearin them new Obbery Beards ley designs, he's goin to strike. " Indi anapolis Journal. A Striking; Similarity. "Jones is an awful chump. He re- minds me of the wise men of the No- achian era. " "What, that idiot? Why, he doesn't know enough to go in when it rains." "Well, neither did they." Life. AH the Same. "Colonel, what do you think of the theory that it is injurious to drink water while eating?" "I don't see, sah, why it should not be as injurious then, sah, as at any oth er time, sah." Cincinnati Enquirer. Young America. "Er do I understand you to say that all men are born sovereigns in this blawsted country?" "Yep. The sovereignty only lasts un til they are old enough to start to school, though. ' ' Indianapolis Journal. A Valuable Acquaintance. Kingley I hear you have taken your boy into business. Has his college edu cation done him any good? Bingo I should say so ! The other day he succeeded in borrowing $10,000. Detroit Free Press. a A Good Mood. Tired Husband I've had a terrible day at the office and I'm mad clear through. Wife Now would be a good time for you to beat those rugs. Truth. g A Seasonable Song. That dear old song, "Mother, put the wheel away, I cannot spin tonight," is being revamped for use by the bicycle girl during the winter. New Yorli Mail and Express. Explained. "What is a 'green Christmas?' " "It's one of these Christmases where a man gives a $30 gold locket to a girl who knits him 15 cent yarn wristlets." fChicago Record. He Understood Her. Mrs. Gossippy About such things as ! these, John, the le3S said the better. Gossippy (with resignation) Tell me the whole story then, dear. Truth. Briefly Told. A little boy, a little slide, A little joy when first it's tried. A man, a slip it's smooth as glass A sled, a trip, alack, ajasl Ee wavers, reels, and shows all there A pair of heels high in the air. In sorry plight, his h.-.t a wreck, He's seen to light upon his neck. A joyous cry of boyish glee Jrom one close by, and then ah, met A swish of cane, a fearful whack, A cry of pain alas, alack I A boy who's lame nor thinks of fun; A man the seme the story's done. Chicago Post, EIGHT MILES OF HAVANA. Insurgents Gradually Work In e Their Way Closer Fighting at Guanajay. Havana, Jan. 8. Word has just been received that the sounds of can non and musketry have been heard in the neighborhood of Guanajay, an im portant town of 4,000 inhabitants in Pinar del Rio, forty-five miles south ward of Havana. It is supposed that an engagement is taking place be tween the forces of General Surez Valdez and the insurgents. The insurgents are burning and de stroying up to within eight miles of Havana. The influx of refugees from the whole of the territory surrounding Havana continues and apparently it is not possible to obtain sufficient means of transportation to accommodate the fleeing families and their household goods. The country seems to be en tirely abandoned to the insurgent army and no movement apparently prevails to check them. Snowbound and Starving. Atchison, Kan., Jan. 8. A letter was received in Atchison to-day say ing that the family of Frank McCain, formerly a merchant here, wa snowbound and starving in the mountains fifteen miles from Winttirop, in Washington. The let ter was written by the oldest son, who, by great effort, got through the snow drifts to Winthrop. McCain had become insane and the family had been living on bacon for some time. There are seven children in the family. McCain was prospecting in the mountains before the heavy snow came. Wants the McKinley Schedule Restored. Washington, Jan. 8. Senator Pritchard of North Carolina, gave no tice of an intended . amendment to the tariff bill for the restoration of the McKinley duties on various articles, including clays, lime, marble, stone, iron ore, timber, lumber, tobacco, live animals, agricultural products, fish, fruit, meats of all kinds, poultry, lard, hemp, wool, coke and coal, and in creasing the duty on mica to fifty cents per pound. Firebugs at Emporia, Kansas. Emporia, Kan., Jan. 8 The resi dence of David Williams was set on fire in three places last night. He was awakened by the smoke, in time, with the assistance of the neighbors, to save the home. A window was found open, through which some person had entered and started fires in three dif ferent rooms. This is the third in cendiary fire in six days, and it is feared the city is infested with fire bugs. The police say they have a clue. Victories Announced at Madrid. Madrid, Jan. 8. The Correspon dencia states that that the insurgents have attacked Hoyo Colorado, which is three leagues from Havana. The Spaniards were outnumbered and sur rendered. General Campos, it is fur ther stated, defeated the insurgents near Havana. It further states that after defeating the insurgents close to Havana the Spanish gunboat Ardilla captured four vessels filled with insur gents trying to escape. On Trial for Wife Murder. Nevada, Mo., Jan. 8. The trial of William Wright, colored, for wife murder, was begun in the Vernon Circuit court here yesterday. Wright chopped his wife to pieces with an ax in Nevada, June S29. He made his es cape, was captured July 6, near Ash Grove, by a negro man named Brice Armstead. He is a coal miner and came to Misssouri from Alabama. Will Bnild to Cripple Creek. fT3 Denver, Colo., Jan. 8, At last evening's meeting of the chamber of commerce it was finally decided to or ganize a company to build a railroad to Cripple Creek from Denver. Mexican Finances. City of Mexico, Jan. 8. The amount of money in local bunks is $36,000,000, this being entirely unprecedented. The rate of interest tends downward on loans and mortgages. A Dinner to Statesmen. Washington, Jan. 8. Secretary of State and Mrs. Olney gave a dinner to the president and the cabinet at their elegant home on Seventeenth street last night. BRIEF BITS OF NEWS. Sir Julian Goldsmidt, of London, the well known Hebrew philanthropist, is dead. He was born in 1838. The aged Atlanta, Ga. , woman who was found insane on the streets of London bad $15,000 in bills sewed in her clothing. The New York City National bank and Zimmerman & Forshay have each deposited in the subtreasury S"00,000 in gold coin in exchange for green backs. In the organization of the Kentucky house of representatives, the two Populists voted with the Republicans. Charles Blanford, Republican, of Breckinridge, was elected speaker. John G. Bailey, a paralytic of Vin cennes, Ind., who is slowly dying, has provided in his will a beqnest of $500 for Col. Robert G. Ingersoll, in case the latter will deliver a funeral ora tion over his remains. Padan Bros. & Co,, of Portsmouth, Ohio, the largest manufacturers of ladies' shoes in the West, failed for $150,000. The firm employed 750 hands and seventeen salesmen. Three of the Venezuelan commis sion appointed by Mr. Cleveland are graduates of Yale. A dispatch from the City of Mexico says the movement for the renomina tion of President Diaz for another term of four years, is growing strong, and ciobs and newspapers favoring his re-election are being founded all over the republic. Eight hundred Chicago stonecutters are out on a strike. The trouble is over the stone-planing machines, which do the work of several men and may be run by common laborers. Wherever these machines are used the union demands that only union stone cutters be employed. BEES FOE TJSE IN WAK. HERE'S A MAN WHO SAYS THEY ARE THE BEST. Very Interesting Experiments Flew Home as Unerringly as Carrier Pi geons, with Despatches oa Their . T IS more than like ly that the next great European war will be signalized by some altogether remarkable innova tions in the way of carrying military l despatches. The carrier pigeons of a quarter of a century back are certain to be superseded, perhaps by storks, per haps by sparrows. Experiments have already been tried with both these birds, and with a fair degree of success. The stork, however, despite his swift ness of flight and his strength, is too easy a mark for the Lebel bullet, and it is questioned whether the sparrow is sufficiently strong. In this uncertainty an English apiculturist offers bees as messengers of war. He has tested their packet-carrying abilities, and can vouch for their speedy return, upon liberation, to the place whence they came. While at first sight the turning of bees into couriers may seem some thing of a joke, it Is nevertheless re garded seriously throughout England. The man who suggested it took a few bees from his own house to that of a friend four miles away. He waited several days, so that sthe bees might become familiar with their surround ing He then let a few of them loose in a room, in which was a plate of honey. The bees settled upon this, and while they were busy eating mock de spatches were fastened on them, by the apicuiturist's trained hand. The thin nest of all thread bound the little pack ets, which were of the filmiest of paper, to the bees" backs. Great care was taken to leave the head and wings ab solutely free. The windows were then opened and the bees thrown out into the air. With the certainty of carrier pigeons, they started off at once for home, arriving there in an incredibly short time, with the packets secure up on their backs. Naturally this project would only be possible In summer and in warm cli mates, for the reason the bees would be unable to endure severe weather. Bees would have the advantage over pigeons or birds because of their in visibility. Nor would there be any diffi culty in going through the enemy's lines. The apiculturist says that they could travel fifty miles quite as easily as they could four. Though this is the first time that bees have been suggested as army messen gers, there have been many cases when they have proved invaluable as defend ing forces. At one time, several cen turies ago, the city of Tamly, in the Spanish territory of Xiatine. was be sieged by the Portuguese. The invaders were winning bastion after bastion, when the beleaguered citizens were struck with a brilliant project. They brought all the hives that they could find in the place and set them upon the city wall, building great fires under neath them. The smoke and the flames so incensed the bees that they rushed out in swarms and flew down upon the enemy, making a panic instanter and causing them to flee. Very much the same plan was tried, and with equal success, by a statesman of Thuringia, whose house was sur rounded one day by a furious mob. He marched his servants out with all his beehives and threw them one by one in the midst of the crowd. A cannon ball would not have been half so effective as were these strange and unexpected weapons. It took but a moment to clear the space around the statesman's dwell ing. COAL $10 A TON. The Poor Have to Fay More Than Double Price for It. Ten dollars a. ton is a high price for coal, but that is what the unfortunate poor who can at one time purchase only a small quantity of the necessities of life have to pay for it, says the New York Herald. "Ten cents a pail," answered an Italian dealer in coal, wood and ice who occupies a dark basement on the poorest part of Second avenue in answer to my question. I paid 10 cents, took a pall of the coal to a scale and found that it weighed nineteen pounds. At that rate the poor who have to buy coal in such small quantities and thousands in the city have to pay more than $10 a ton. A man of mod erate means, who has a coal house con venient to his apartment, pays less than one-half of that amount, while the man of wealth, with a commodious cellar, who In summer lays in his win ter supply, buys coal at a much smaller price. , Then the man of means for his kin dling wood pays less than half what it costs the poor, who pay 5 cents for three of the diminutive bundles sold in the neighborhood. Measurement shows that one of these bundles contains 243 cubic inches, on which basis a cord costs $16. The persons who pay these extrava gant prices and who buy potatoes in small quantities when they are fortu nate enough to have a few cents, pay 5 cents a quart, or $1.60 a bushel, while the man of means can lay in a supply for less than one-half that price. From one of the small dealers I pur chased 5 cent3' worth of ice and found that it was just one-fourth of the weight of the piece that my dealer charges 10 cents for. She It is no use uuaiiig. You are not the man I married. He (despair ingly I wish I wasn't. Harlem Life. "Gained II Poukds In 15 Days." Said Hon. W. W. Kinloek, editorially in his paper, Christian County Republican, Ozark, Mo.: "I look two boxes N0-TO-BAC a year ago, it destroyed desirefor tobacco, and I gained 11 pounds In 15 days. This is not a paid notice, but our experience given In hopes many other poor tobacco slaves may take N0-T0-BAC and ba freed." A natural easy way to autt iebacoo-usina. Take NO-TO-BAC. We tell the truth about NO- TO-BAC, for if it fails to cure, you gel your money back. Just try a single box. It win work wonders; make you happy in more ways than one. No excuse because of lack of faith, fcr you can buy under your own DRUGGIST'S GUARANTEE. Every druggist Is authorized to sell No-To-Bac under absolute guaranter! to cure every form of tobacco using". Our written guarantee, free sc ' No-To-Bac and booklet called, "I"" " Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your i,... Away," mailed for the asking. dressTHE STERLING REMEDY CO.. 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