DIDN'T GET THE TURKEY.
2. lr Mr ?
L Rusty Higgins: "Here's where my good luck comes In, an I geta
THE THIEF'S CLEVER RUSE.
1. "Ugh! Me heap big Injun! Whoop!"
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2. Rusty: "Holy smoke, but I'm up ag'in hard luck ag'in!"
There's no Thanksgiving day for
future's far too murky
For though she's glad that she has
It's not a piece of Turkey.
A Vile Plot.
Biggs I see the Georgia legislature
is trying to abolish Thanksgiving.
Boggs Is that so?
Biggs Yes. Some one has introduced
a bill prohibiting football. New York
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2. "Golly! Dat wuz de closest escape I dun had dis season!" New York Evening Journal.
One Fellow's ThanksglTiiig.
He offers thanks on bended knee,
As he forgets the merry whirl;
He sees how thankful he should be
He didn't wed his summer girl.
New York World.
We take turkeys on subscription, but
the trouble is the people who patronize
us are opposed to raising them. Atlan
"De turkey hab er heap o' human na
ture in 'im," said Uncle Eben. ,"He
likes to strut, but he ain" much real
good tell circumstances takes an ax to
'im an makes 'iin stop it." Washing
The turkey was tough, but, thank the
Lord, it was still turkey ! Billville Banner.
Two ThankiglTlng Snakes.
Henry Clay Snowball Won mah tur
key shakin dice. Wha'd yo' git yo'n?
G. Washington Johnson Won mine
shakin roosts. New York World.
A Georgia Delicacy.
A southern contemporary says, "Pos
sum stuffed with turkey is a Georgia
Thanksgiving dish fit for the gods."
Should there not be some stuffing inside
the turkey also? Chicago Tribune.
HE THOUGHT QUICKLY.
SHE WHOLE C0X7NTBY IS HASPING ON IT TODAY.
-Nw York Evening Telegram.
Bandy: "Oh, policeman, yer sair need't in at the Black Bull yonder. There's a maist awfu' tect fc-aen on."
Policeman: "Is 'Black Jock' there V
Sandy: "Aye!" ,
Policeman: "And "Lang JUnmyT "
Policeman: "Ah, weel, I'm sorry, but I canna leave ma beat, ye ken." Moonshine.
' DOGGIE DOESN'T THINK.
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! Will t I II
Earl Li: "Nice, pretty doggie!
The long suffering turkey may find in
the carnage of Thanksgiving day foot
ball games a hint of poetic Justice.
It's a great old world when the game
is in reach, but a sad one when it roosts
too high. Atlanta Constitution.
Am Opinion Indorsed.
"Whut folks orter do," said the oll
colored man, "is ter try ter gib eb'ry
body aroun 'em some 'scuse foh beia
"Yes," replied Erastus PInkley, with
emphasis, "da's whut dey orter, 'stid o'
buyin new locks foh dah chicken
coops." Washington Star.
THE BAENYABD CONCEET.
"The speckled hen said. 'S-s-sh, s-s-sh!' very angrily."
ETERNAL VIGILANCE IS THE PRICE OP TURKEY,
"I ain't a-goln to take no chances with them turks.'
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Tassahl I wan' er mons'oua big file."
-New York Worli.
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