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TOPEKA STATE JOURNAL, MONDAY EVENING, MARCEL 4, 1901.
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RAILRO AD NEWS.
New ?lissonri Pacifle Service
West of Kansas City.
Two Daily Paenprer Train
From Kansas City to Pueblo.
CHANGES IN SERVICE.
Said to Hare Ueea Differences
Amons Stockholders.
Passenger Train Between To
peka and Fort Scott.
Falinn. Mnrch 4. It la reported ben?
fr 'in u hat id considered a r-liable source
that effective Aprii 1. the Missouri Pi--!ric
will run to i.assrr,gcr trains daily
t.ich direction betw-en Kansas City ar.d
I'u-blo. This information is mast agrer
ixo'.y received by ail towns along this
route, as patrols cf the road have been
tiamiiriig tor this double train service
tor several years. It has been a my-t-ry
to th-ra why th Missouri Pacific
Fhouid give double train service to mo -it
i.f th-ir 'branch lints such as the Cen
tral Francis, ar.d ccutir.ue to dtfcnmi
t ate ag tit -t tris line by routing :ts pas-n-p.g-.--r
business n-cni St. Louis to Den
ver' bv av of tne Missouri Pacific to
Kansii City tfcer.ce over the Union Pa
C.tir u st.
Gossip, which it is hoped is unfound
ed, is to the tn'et t tint a same or
:'re--z--out " has U n earned cn for
t-e:.il years amur? the st kholders,
and that it xe-r has been trie m.ten
fvn of pa:1 of thrtu to make this a
cLvid-rid pa ins lin.
It is also run. .-r-d in Topc-ka that th
Missouri Pa s:lc wi!l iraufrunt new
( i.-n4r tram sert ice this spring on
the Kansas. Nebraska Dakota Uivts
i n t etwe, r. T"!k.x and Koit Seo't.
S-veral yrirs a. j .tit; -r.s were circu
lated along this I.ne asking that one
I'tsser.g-r train da:iy eaii way be pat
.--.. ami tr.J p- utu.r.s were sigr.-:d bv
f .. h a :t r.u:ii r of i. .i!ro:;s cf tie
r-ad that thi trains wore run for a
t,'Hd many mor.th The objection, of
c- urs. to the present s-rviee is tl,e
F' jii- tim- whi-h the mixed train ir.ak--s.
L-:ivu:g Topi ka at S a. m., it dxs not
irach i'-rt c it until 5 p. m.. and the
p-me sch- duie is eiT-ctive for the norm
touiij train.
Banta FeEents Union Pacific Engines
Til Fanta Fe has leaded ten engines
fr m the Cr.ioii Pacific. S-me time aso
the tfunu F placed an order for acuni
l -.r of new locomotives. i ut entrine
lc:i;.-3 have t-e-n rushed wirh work
E i the locomotives have not b?n de
I.vereu. In the m-intime tie trafnc on
tre railroads has increased and it has
b- en found necessary to get additional
I.-v-tive power at once.
The loc motives which a"? coming
from the Union Pachic havo been stored
T r some time at Cheyenne Wei;s. Colo.
They are of the liiriu eis:h-wheel type
eiid are rr.anuiactured by the Baidwin.
I'rooks and Ih--le Island companies.
Z'l.ty will go into service out of Topeka,
F.ailroad .Enjoins an Intruder.
Atchison, March 4 In the Atchison
district court today Judge Bland, upon
tiie a i plication f the Atchisjn, Topelta
& Sar:ta Fe ra-.lrcai. granted an in-2'.tnc-:ion
rcstraimr.ir Jan-.fs-A. Fpaldirg
c AtchiS'-n from iid:r.e a patent rail
way ti. ycle u(.on the tracka of that
company.
SANTA FE LOCAXS
Fireman John Clark, Robert Slusser,
J-'e Aliiirisiia and Frank F. .len have
b-en cai.ed up I" .r promotion.
Kng-ir.eer Hand has reported for wor.t
after a r.rt iayotf.
Train No. 2 waa four hours late yes
terday. Jos'-ph Frendiove i3 laying off.
Tfc- t-hop men. who are interested In
basebuii. i.-.'t at the railroad Y. M. C.
A. Saturday night and elected officers
I--r the &an as fallows: Kmm.etc
r.ippie. manager: ban Lane, assist
ant n:ar.ag-r an i treasurer; Jake Lew
t.,ry. There are about 13 can
c.uatrt! for the Kara, and the choice of
t.-ie r.' n wi.'i be made short! v. Th-'
bjya wul beg;n ptactice at once.
RAILROAD NOTES
Tr ' P.rotherhotid of Railway Trainm-n
cf Junction City win give their sixth
annual bnd at Junction City on Monday
ev-nr.g. March i.
The Ki ck Island ani Like Shore roads
h ve f-.-rmahy accepted the 'rack el.-va-tion
ordicano? recently passed bv the
1 hi' ao c:ty council, and the work of
aoiotsni.-.g praie crossings will rrobsblv
b- commence 1 wi-hin the next thirtv
days. W. K. Dauc-hy. now chief engineer
c-t the !:.-k Island, who was for several
y-ars superintendent of maintenance
and construction at Topeka. will likely
t;ave charge of the entire track eleva
tion. E. Rudy, formerly superintendent of
HEART DISEASE.
Some Facta Regarding the Rapid In
crease ot Heart Trouble.
Heart trouble at least among the
Americans, is certainly increasing and
v-r.il- tnis may be largelv- due to the ex
citement and worry of American busi
ness l::-. it is more often the result of
wak stomachs, of poor digestion.
Rea! oreanie disease is incurable- but
rot one case in a hundred of heart
trouble is organic.
Th- ciose relation between heart
trouble and poor digestion 13 because
both oreans are controlled bv the same
great nerves, the sympathetic and pneu-ii-oeastrio.
In another way, also the heart is
y th form of poor digestion,
wnich causes gas and fermentation from
t au lusested u-c-d. There is a feeling
ci oppression and heaviness in the chest
cauv-J by pressure of the distended
etomac-h on the heart and lungs, inter
''""f their action: hence arises
pa.pitatioa and short breath.
F-v.r digestion also poisons, the blood.
raKin 11 tbin and -attrv. which irri
ta.tcs and weakens the heart.
The most sensible treatment for heart
trouble is to improve the disestwn and
to. insure the prompt assimilation of
JOO 1.
Ti.s can be done bv-the reeu'.ar use
f.-.-r meals of some safe. r!a-aft and
e-.tective digetve preparation like Stu
rt s l-spcpS;a Tablets, which may be
I "uni at most drug stores, and which
contain valuable harmless digestive ele
ments in a pleasant, convenient form.
It is sat t-j that the regular ter
Kitent use of f-cuart s L)vspepsia Tablets
" nme win cure anv ferm of
Ftoma.-h f-oubie except cancer of the
fct oma crt.
FtiH sized package of these tablets sold
by drurg:st at C- cents. Little b.k
on stomach trcublea mtM free u.
-' -f- -A- Stuart Co.. Marshall. Mich, f
xvat-r service for the Rock Island and a
resident of North Topeka, was here Sat
uniav from Ifoboken, X. J. Hs is at
pr-.-sent superintendent of water service
fur the Deiawaxe, Lackawanna & West
ern: Treasurer Marshall cf the Rock Island
and Max Maier. sienograr.h'r in the
office of Superintendent SUllwelt. spent
Saturday hunting ducks near Pajtieo.
?HOH XEWTOX
Hickeron. "Dick and Yocr.g, all Fanta
Fe n.en. are l,t ir: rt' a a, f-ivs.
A yi.L.-ir -..n cf Rii-y K..hbun of the
bin ck -in -'.'a sh.-p is rerw.rted quite ill.
ii.jAiird Anierfrin has i.. nii:i work in
the n ucO-ine sh. p as an i pprentiee.
Colonel Hrightman is sirr.e better. Mrs.
!::.! ii niitn s condition remama about th-e
Tum Peters 1 among- the indlsrwired and
hi- brother Richard is hacoling- the iist
in the battfieid
B;aksrniih I. Kinnev is reported soma
bercr. thoo.Kh he is iiardlv strong enough
to r-sume work at present.
R.-rert Graham hts resigned bi- rw-vsiti.,n
in the storeroom ana has entt-red tile ma
chine sh' p as an apprentice.
Jesse KirV iiuff hiis 'taken the position of
"cirwrmcker" undt-r Foreman Woods.
Charies Tomhnsoa has lieen transferred
from N-wton to rn,ise Cin. He is em
ployed m the car insp. cting- department.
Conductor F.. R. McLauiihim has jrone
to KanMis Ciiy. woere ii- wiii protect
ore of the passenger runs tor a few days.
Jolirl clei-x haiT resumed ills Eosition in
i the storeroom and h.is taken the chief
ci'-iKsiop o -.ne rourionouse l-jrpman.
i'ranit Johnson. son of the probate
i . j -. a- . is now a Santa Fe nan, taking the
position in the storeroom vacated bv John
O-iz- H-n Skene is also an employe in
this department.
FROM EMPORIA.
Fireman V. TV. Ashbaugh of Topeka
spr.c u day here recently.
Fireman cieorge Cla rk of Wichita will
do tne skihet work with the scoop for a
few monies in the pool out ot here, and
study breakdown on the side.-
K r-rire. r Barner ami Fireman "Withers
of Wellington were here the other day
with enirtne l-v
i-r.srinev-r t Hloughby has the svrnpathy
of the raliroad coriimunity in his bereave
ment. itnin the i ist tlve weeV-s both
Mrs. WiiO-UKhhy's father and mother have
die 1 and h-.-r sister lies ar the point of
d-ath. w'nii- boi h Mr. and Mrs. Wiiiough
by are uii:er the doct r s c.ire.
Emrria has furmshe ? frrtv-r.ine en-gine-rs
for the Sur.ra Fe l'a rifle within
the last 2een year's and about ninety-five
Eremeri.
Engineer J. R. Jett ha? b-en assigned
to trie extra board out of here.
Fireman Torn Hays of Niwion, former
ly ot Kmponiu s.-i-nt a day here lateiy
visiin- Inspector Breen.
I-'iren.t n j,'ln Inci.;-t'--r and Morean
Jones have passed the examination for
locorrotixe enciiieers and have left for
AibUTuerjtie. ,". M.. where they wiil be
assign, a t o service on the Santa Fe Pa
cinc railway.
i inc: ,e-.-r Al Roberts has gone to Kan
sas City. He will take a passenger run
from there to Wichita.
YICTOHIAS MEMORIAL,
A Appeal Will Be Elada
to the
Masses For Aid.
New York. March i. The second con
ference of the joint csmmittee on a Vic
torian memorial has been held without a
full disclosure of the nature and fcope
pf the enterprise, ay3 the Tribune's
London correspondent. The leaders of
both political parties have exchanged
vievs. and the lord mayor ct Londor,
the archbishop of Canterbury and other
prominent men have joined a prelim
inary conference. The kirg's views have
also been obtained, and the arrange
ments wiil speedily be made for an ap
peal to the classes and masses alike
throughout the empire for a memorial
commensurate with the dignity and
honor cf a unique reign.
Lend Salisbury, wti.we interest in po
litical an'airs is waning, has come to the
front as the natural leader of the move
ment and he is stronely supported vy
l.crd R.:sebery and Mr. Chamberlain.
When the scheme hies been perfected
there wiil tie a permanent organization
with a full muster of the most disting--uished
men, in the United Kingdom.
Toys For English Children.
From Chamber's Journal.
The ingenuity displayed in the produc
tion of penny toys is marvelous, novel
ties coming out nearly every week. The
foreign producers are quite niive to the
fact that a child so-n tires of a play
thing and wants another: so they keep
up a supply cf things brieht. novel and
iiisrenious. Moreover, each toy has its
season. As the summer ipproa.cb.es.
when children delight to be out of doors,
the lierniacs send us musical rollers and
jingling cars: and for the long winter
evenings they supply novel ii.do-er games
and intricnt puzzles amusement for
many evenings at the cost of cne pen
ny. Then the United States send lead
pencils, wood blocks .tnd colored toy
bo,.ks: the French, aoiis and tin toys,
as well as ail the more expersive articles
of this class.
However much or little fie Oermans
may have sympathized with the Boers,
the toy manufacturers did not fail to
profit by the struggle. They dressed dolls
in khaki and caricatured M-, Kruner
his top-hat and pipe were exaggerted.
and his teeth extracted. Were these
playthings the outcome of British malice
and Knslish spite? The answer is on the
toy itself: "Made in Bavaria."
DeTawiu" 'Guzzler's wife isn't at a'l
auperstitloul." O'Ssoaque "How do you
know?" re Tar.que "Guzzler was gci ig
to sign th pledge, and she said that
past experience had taught her not to
believe in signs."
Chief Justice Fuller.
Who AdirinLsp
i'resi.
red the Oath of Office to
ient iinKiiU-.-y, -
Rheumatism Catarrh, Are Blood
iPtseiscs Core Free
It Is the deep-seated .obstinate cases
of Catarrh or Rheumatism that B. B .B.
Botanic Blood Balm) cures. If doctors,
sprays, liniments, medicated air. blood
purifiers have failed B. Ji. B. drains out
the speciric pioison in the blood that
causes Rheumatism or Catarrh, making
a perfect cure. If you have pains or
aches in bones, joints or back, swollen
glands, tainted breath, noises in the
head, discharges of mucous, ulceration
c-f the membranes, blood thin, get easily
ured, a treatment wim B. B. B. wiil
stop every sympatom by making the
blood pure and rich. Druggists Jl.
Trial treatment free bv addressing
BLOOD BALM CO.. 1ST Mitchell street,
Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble, and free
medical advice gdven. Rowley & Snow,
Topeka.
China's Old Method of Measuring.
From Leslie's We.'kly-l
Many travelers returning from China
have commented upon the apparently
singular lack of knowledge cf the dis
tances across theii country or between
their towns that exist among the Chi
nese. If at otte town you inquire the
distance to the next you may be told
that it is twenty li (one-third of a mile),
but upon arriving at the town you wiil
be surprised to rind the distance back
to the town from which you have just
come is twenty-four li. and that the
cost of journeying back again is corre
spondingly great.: 1 than the cost to go
to it. This peculiirity also etxends to
distances between towns by river, the
distances up stream being from 50 to 100
percent, greater than aowrt stream. The
cost of travel and transportation in the
different directions bears the same re
lation to each other as the distances.
The confusion which has thus arisen
has been incomprehensible to foreigners.
The Chinese measure distances not by
rule, but by the amount of physical en
ergy required to traverse them. Their
wage is based on a unit of energy, the
amount that it takes them to carry a
given load, one picul cne li. on level
ground. If the roau from A to B is down
hill the distance is regarded as less than
the actual linear distance because it is
supposed to take less energy to travel in
that direction: or, as the Chinese say,
"the li is short." It naturally follows
that in traveling in the other direction.
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from B back to A. the road being a
gradual ascent, a greater expenditure of
energy is necessaiy. "The li is long,"
and in order to get a fair compensation
for their work the carriers must see that
the distance a 4 the charges are corre
spondingly Increased. With this expla
nation what has often appeared a va
gary cf the Chinese becomes simple and
reasonable.
BEYOND THE PALE.
From Casseil's Magazine.l
'$Of course, you quite understand
that I shall call upon Mrs. Whiffler for
your character," remarked Mrs. Tag
getly t othe girl she had just engaged.
"Certainly, m m," replied the girl, "al
though I would rather you didn't, for
Mrs. Whiffler is so eccentric that she is
no talways to be relied upon."
"In what way is she eccentric?"
"She insists that her husband is quite
a model father and husband, and that
her children have never caused her a
moment's anxiety."
"H'm. not much in that."
"Then she says that she is perfectly
content with ore new dress and one new
hat each season."
"H'm, she is eccentric, then!"
"And. finally, she has never attended
a bargain sale, and says that the only
thine-s sold at them are the women who
buy!"
"Oh, the woman's mad! I shan't trou
ble her for your character; you can come
in when you like!"
Tor Infants and CMldren,
Us Kind Yea Hava Always EcjgM
Bears the yZS-JT
Signature of WCzfTV.
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IN CULBEliSOX'S NAME.
Somebody la Traveling About and
Borrowing Money.
Washington, March 4. Ssnator Cul
berson n Texas, has been very much
annoyed by the actions of a man who is
traveling about the country and borrow
ing money upon the representation that
he is either the senator himself, or the
&enators brother". Letters have been re
ceived from various places in the state
of New York and from Chicago .r.d
Louisville representing that recent cal'.3
i have been made upon prominent people
j by the individual in question. He Ire-
quently selects lor his victims ex-mem
bers of the house of representatives who
knew the senator's father there and ap
pears to have no difficulty in seourii
fair sized sums from them. Senator Cul
berson says that he has only one broth
er. Robert C Culberson, who resides in
ban Antonio, Texas, and that he (tn?
senator) has not been traveling recently.
He asks that friends of his advance no
money to others in his account.
Training the Sight.
- - From the Hor-:tal.
Lord TVolseicy having lately remarked
upon the good sight of the Boers as one
cause at least of their good shooting, and
having ascribed this good sight to its
constant exercise in the open air. Mr. Bru
deneii Carter has pointed out that it is
not merely a question of open air but cf
the training of the sight upon things that
are afar orf and difficult to see.
"Vision." he says, "like every other
nerve function, must be cu'.tivate-i for the
attainment of a high degree of excellence.
The visual power of London children is
not cultivated bv their environment. They
see the other side of the street in which
they live, and the carts rd omnibuses
of the thoroughfares. They seareeiv ever
have the visual attention oireeted strong
ly to ar.v object which is difneuir to see.
or which subtends a visual angle ap
proaching the limits of vi-tiality: hence
the seeinir function is never exerted to
anythitier lite? what should be the extent
of its powers. With -a country child the
case is widely different." Mr. Carter
would like to see a place g.ven to excel
lence of vision among the various physical
qualifications which are habitually tested
by competition, and for which prizes are
awarded
Within a padded cell ha shieks. The law
Has placed hirn there mid awful forms
that grope.
Born of a drink-crazed brain; for once
he saw
A drop cf water "neath a microscope!
M'KINLEY.
ANXIOUS TO GET IN.
Steel Companies Make Applications
to the New Trust
New Tork. March 4. It has been
learned from a well informed source
that circulars signed by the directors of
each of the companies which are to be
taken into the United Steel corporation
have been prepared and will be sent out
at once to the stockholders these cir
culars stating the terms offered by J.
Pierpont Morgan & Co. for each ex
change of the stock, adding that the
signing directors have agreed to turn
in their holdings on those terms, and ad
vising .the other stockholders also to
consent to exchange their rhares for
stock of the hew corporation.
It is reported that several additional
steel companies are desirous of being
taken -into the new combination. Their
names axe not mentioned, but it is hint
ed that among them are the Tennessee
Coa! and Iron company and the Scloss
Sheilleld Iron and Steel company. Both
are southern companies. In financial
j circled, .however, as weil as in the trade.
it is relieved that the F. S. Steel cor
I poratiiin wiii not for the present, at
! least, absorb any companies other than
those . already accepted by the under
writing syndicate, although it is said
that the American Bridge company may
come in at sense future date.
Nell "Maude ts very susceptible."
Belle "What's the matter with her
now?" Neli 'Somebody told her she
was a remark jbry striking girl, ad she
immediately went and bought a punch
ing bag."
"This talk ae-ain-t monarchies makes
te tired, "exclaimed the emphatic board-'
er. "Kings and queens are all right."
"Tes."remarked the cheerful idiot, "pro-
vided there axe no aces out against
them."
The fellow who biows his own horn is
not alwavs the test musician in the
band.
He "Let us get married and live in a
flat." She "Are you serious, or just a
flatterer ?" .
MISSOURI PACIFIC LINES
FTiOII hai:sas CITT.
No-. 2 leaving Kansas City 9:53 a. ra. is solid -restibulel train to SS. L9ui?,
consisting' of Smokin car, Day coashaa, Raclining Chair ear ( Sata Free)
aacr Pullman Parloi- car.
Connections at St, Louia unioa depot wiia eastern lines for Nsv York
and Atlantic coast points.
Lt. Kansas City . . 9 :59 am
" " 9:15 pm
- u 1:10 pm
10:45 pm
6:55 am
" a 9:55 pm
10:SOaa
" 10:50 am
" " - 8:5 5 pm
-mm 2:25 m
" " 9:55 am
" 7:00 pm
Ar. St. Louis .
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Ar. Omaha. ...
Ar. Lincoln...
Ar. Joplin.... ,
F. E. 5IPPS. Ticket Igeat, Topeka,
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
From the Chicago News.'".
Nothing resembles yesterday so much
as tomorrow.
Truisms are usually too self-evident to
be palatable.
The pace that kills is not the pace of
the messeger boy.
Riots never feed hungry men nor fur
nish work for the unemployed.
The wise man gives words, but he keeps
his thoughts to himself. -
A c-ober man when drunk is as stupid
as a drunken man when sober.
The letter "e" is the beginning of every
end and the end of everyone.
An empty discourse and a solid one are
much the same they are both sound.
A wise man sees but does not Interfere
with that which does not concern Iiim.
An international air is one assumed by
the man who thinks he owns the earth.
Printers seldom take cold probably be
cause they axe accustomed to damp
sheets.
Savs a female lecturer: "The men hold
the reins, but the women tell them which
way to drive."
Tr isn't- npcesarv for a srirl to be an
athlete to enabie her to jump at an offer
of marriage.
A St. Louis politician having been ap
pointed "inspector cf sewers" consulted
the direetorv for the purpose of locating
ail the dressmakers in the city.
From the Chicago News.
The wheelwright shouid never get left.
Trying to cut your own hair is shear
nonsense.
No woman's waist can compare with
the waste of time.
Nothing rattles a timid belle likfe an
engagement ring.
A volume of smoke brings tears to
the eyes of every reader.
Th man who blows his own horn is
merely a self -entertainer.
The letter "i" is always in visible, yet
it is never out of sight-
An old toper says it's the drinking be -tween
drinks that hurts a fellow.
Marriage? is like any other disease;
while there is life there is hope.
It's a. great pity that some animals
can't tain and a greater pity that some
men can.
Sometimes a young lady shows her
dislike for a mustache by setting her
face against it.
It is not the false teeth that are most
objectionable; it is the false tongue be
hind them.
Instead of waiting for his ship to come
in a man should charter a tug and to
out to meet it.
An Irish orator speaking of his native
land said: "Ireland's cup of misery has
been overflowing for years and is not v;t
full."
In Zululand the women fill their
mouths with water in order to keep si
lent. In America they fill their mouths
with tea and gossip more than ever.
GTJAJKER KEj?LECTION3.
From the Philadelphia -Record.!
The seeds of discontent may, cause
mental appendicitis.
The bill poster may not be superstitions,
but he believes in signs.
It is better for the prima donna to lose
her diamonds than her voice.
When a man indulges in a war of words
he must shoot off his mouth.
Any pawnbroker will tell you that you
can't raise money on a coat-of-arms.
No. Maude, dear: there is no similarity
between a matrimonial agency and a
match factory.
If hell is paved with good intentions the
sidewalks mast be crowded with painless
dentists.
Some women seem to thmk that the live
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GREAT PARADE PASSING THE CAPITOL.
L v. Kansas City.
Isa.
, 6:05 pm
, 7:10 m
,10:f 5 pra
7:0 am
. 6:50 pm
. 6:15 am
, 6:25 pm
. 7rG3 pm
. 6:35 am
. 8:45 am
. 4:00 pm
. 1:53 am
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.g aar 6-615 riARS.AVE.
Colored Dress Goods Department.
A line of Plain Light-weight Flannels, all wool for
Spring Waists has just been placed on 00f Vfl
our counters in all the spring shade3 at J
CHALLIES in half wool with silk stripes, and all
wool with and without stripes.
New Light Weight Golf Suitings Many new
weaves for Suits and Dresses in all spring colors, such
fabrics as Prunellas, Granites, Kerseys, Venetians,
Read's Canadensis, Landsdownes, Brabant Prunella,
and Redona Crepes.
Black Goods Department.
In medium weights we are showing Crepe Cloths,
Tailor Cheviots, Drap d' Almas, Lizards, Melro3e, Pru
nellas and Granites.
See our 50-inch Waterproof Serge, and 40, 45 and
50-inch shrunk and Sponged Cheviot
In lighter weight Blacks we have Tamise, Marvel
lita, Voilies, Columbine, Nun's Veiling.
Colored Silks, Silks, Silks.
Elegant line Foulards, 24 inches wide
75c S1.00 S1.25 S1.50 Yari
Complete assortment Wash Silks, QCp ff I nfl
Cords and Stripes ZU LU O I .till
Black Silks.
Warranted Black Satin Duchesse, Black Peau de
oie, Black Alma Royal, Black Satin de Leon, Black
Taffeta, Black Gros Grain, Black India, Black Armure,
Black Surah, Black Brocades Dots, Stripes and Fancies.
i Get April Designer and Standard Patterns.
news of the day is to be, found
death notices.
in the
Siliicus "Did you meet any social lions
at Mrs. Highflier's?" Cynicus "No; only
a few young cubs."
Scribbler "Do' you write your verses on
a tvpewriter?" Scrawler "Heaven forbid
tha't 1 should grind out machiL made
poetry."
Mrs. Muggins "I wonder If these men
who write jokes about matrimony have
ever been married?" Mr. Muggins (with
great emphasis) "Certainly notl"
Hoax "Did you ever notice that trolley
motormen always give funerals the right
of wav?" Joax "Certainly. Why should
n't they observe the funeral rites?"
It was after the domestic tiff. "I really
have nothing to live for." complained the
wife, "You furget my life insurance,"'
remarked - the husband!, who was, of
course, a brute.
The actress who gets a divorce
Is apt to get married once more.
And then Cupid shouts till he'a hoarse:
"Encore! Encore! Encore!"
When a woman watches a crowd nf
boys at play, she is expecting every
minute to see one or two killed.
When a married man goes to see his
folks, his wife looks for signs upon bis
return that they have poisoned Hia
Mind.
Some people never repeat the compli
ment they hear of you, because they
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think you are conceited enough already.
After a man has protect -d for wek
and months rainst his daughter's mar
riage, he is compelled to pay for an ex
travagant wedding outfit. and to )
through the laxce of giving her away at
the satar.
v A member of th? Atcbwon school boaj-ri
admits that while m-mUri pretend t..
sympathize with a mother whose son ha
been (iogired, they ready admire tin
teacher who did it, and wouid like to
raise her salary. The mother has th
school board bluiTed. though every mem
ber knows that her son U a very unruiy
boy.
The babies are beginning. Judge it i
zn has received a letter from an ft year
old girl threatening him because M-s.
Nation was sent to jail. Still, her int !
lect is as well developed as that of th
women who are abusing the Topek
judge.
A man stnod on the streets this morn
ing whose face indicated such wretch
edness that pasa-ers-by turned to jive
him a second look of sympathy. His eyes
were fuil of sorrow, ami he looked as if
on his way to be hanged. It was found
that he is visiting in town with fi!s wise,
and that while she wants to stay sj-c
weeks, he is already tired out with twi
days of it. wants to gn home, and per. J
all his time watching the trains move
out, aith a wild yearning in his eye that
is pitiful.