The Topeka state journal. [volume], July 27, 1901, LAST EDITION, Editorial Section, Page 15, Image 15

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TOPEKA STATE JOURNAL, SATURDAY EVENING, JULY 27, 1901.
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AS ELIFKINS TOLD IT.
WHEN YE ROMANS COACHED.
AUGUSTUS HADE A MISTAKE.
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HOW TO CUKE THE BOEEQwTNG HABIT.
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ins those peop' who are always
coining round and borrowing- things.
Lend tht-m what they want, by all
means
but let the things you lend them
be in such a condition that you're
positively glad to get rid of them.
This is a safe cure.
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TE FIRST MEET OF TE COACHING CLUB IN TE TIMK OF TE ROMANS.
"If a fool hunter hadn't come
alons and killed him, I'd have
brought him home alive." Serib
ner's. AVIsere Dpdnction Goes Wrong,
Meivly because a writer lives by his
rien one need not be sure that he ts
therefore a pig. Philadelphia Press.
It-Talies Time,
"Tour wife," we said to the husband
of the great authoress, "Is the woman
of the hour."
"Indeed she is." he responded, with
a tinge of sadness in. his voice. "She ia
the woman of the hour and a half when
she is dressing for the theater." Balti
more American.
A WISE PREtAlTlOS.
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Phrenologist Boy, you have a re
markable memory.
Boy Please, sir, write it on a slip of
paper not for me to forget it.
THE CHANGES OF TIME
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Brooklyn Eagle.
Aged.
"Pa," said Willie, looking up from his
book, "what's 'the spirit of '76' any
way?" ' 'Spirit of '76,' " his pa replied. "I
guess that's any 25-year-old whisky."
Philadelphia Press. !
Courage.
Mrs. Meek I only wish I had aa muei
courage as our baby.
Mr. Meek What does he do?
Mrs. Meek Why, he actually talks
. A Libel.
Ascum He said he saw you In a store
the other day looking at trousers.
Cholly Twousers! The idea! Why, I
never look at anything but twouser
back to the hired girl! Ohio State Jour- jings. Twousers are all ready made, ye
nal. i know. Philadelphia Press.
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Augustus (who has been- cheeked
by the gentleman looking over the
fence) Just get down from that
fence, and I'll thrash you, you Inso
lent kid!
And then the "kid" gently mur
mured, "All right; I'm a-coming."
And he came! And poor Augustus
nearly fainted.
ANNEXATION.
VERY APFEOPEIATE NAME.
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Cuba: "Don't worry, old fellow. When we get our government well estab
Iished, we'll annex you." Minneapolis Journal.
Belated Commercial (who has spent a most uncomfortable night at abov
ian): "Let me see, landlord. What do you call this inn?"
'"Landlord: " 'The Fiddle,' sir.'
B. C: "H'm! A very appropriate name, for It certainly is a vile inn."
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couldn't find us? Why. Freddie and
I have been on the links all the
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