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THE TOPEKA DAILY STATE JOURNALS-WEDNESDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 14, 19ia Q&ptka jtatr Struma By FRANK P. MAO LENNA7C. Entered July 1, 1876. as second-class matter at the postofflce at Topeka, Kan,, under the act ot congress. "VOLUME XXXVII. ....No. 297 Official State Paper. Official Paper City of Topeka. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. , Daily edition, delivered . by carrier. 10 eents a week to any part of Topeka, or suburbs, or at the same price in any Kan sas town where the paper has a carrier system. By mail, one year. ...................... .3 en By mali,- three months..... .90 Saturday edition at dally, one year.... 1.00 BELL TELEPHONES. Business Oflloe ...301 Keporters' Room i JbTt INDEPENDENT TELEPHONES. Private branch exchange. Call 107 and ask The State Journal operator for per son or department desired. PERMANENT HOME. Topeka State Journal building. (CO and 02 Kansas avenue, corner Eishtth. New York Office: i Filth avenue, Paul Block, manager. Chicago Office: Hartford buBates, Paul Block, manager. FULL LEASED WIRE REPORT OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. The State Journal to a member of the Associated Press and receives the full day telegraph rirt of that great news or ganisation for the exclusive afternoon publication in Topeka, The news is received In The State Jour nal building over wires for this sole pur gvose. All of the championship medals for nature-faking properly belong: on the chest of that Washington waiter who insists that a lemon seed sprouted in a cut on one of his thumbs. There la nothing very strange in the fact that a couple of marines in the United States navy had a serious quar rel over the possession of a fifty cent piece. A ' marine's pay la $16 per month. " ' Secretary of the Treasury MacVeagh has made a bid for unpopularity with the corporations of the land. But he has merely made the reasonable sug gestion that the time has come when the corporations should take the pub lic into their confidence and open their books to stockholders. ' Everybody realizes that St Is well not to count chickens before they are hatched. Topekans have Just had it brought home to them that It" is also well not to worry over the location of buffaloes until they are "catched.". And a few additional words from the clever cowboy and city fiscal officer, "Buffalo" Bone, would appear, to be . In order. . One of those peculiar professors of the University of Chicago Is authority for the statement that one-half of the people In the world go to', bed hungry each night. If there were any chance of this figure being correct, which there probably isn't, there would have to be a revision of the generally- ac cepted idea that the old world Is a pretty good place in which to live. Waldorf Astor, who with his father la an expatriated American citizen now owning allegiance to the crown of Great Britain, has been elected to membership In the house of commons. But it Is dollars to doughnuts that if young Mr. Astor had remained in this land, he would never have got elected to congress, regardless of the size of his bank-roll. Europe's wine supply is shorter this year than it has been in a quarter of a century, and Is only about half as large as it was last year. But there won't be as much weeping and walling among the people of the United States over this disaster aa there will be among the dwellers in Prance". In that country the average consumption of wine is reckoned at one hundred bot tles per capita per annum. Any prospective candidate for a nomination for one of the city com mlaslonershlpa. who will run . on the platform that he is not only willing to go to the wilds of Michigan and herd up the buffalo which have been given to Topeka, but is also capable of doing this Job up in first class style, will likely win out In a, walk. In deed, a nomination would probably be given him by a unanimous vote. Girls have taken up with wireless telegraphy and one of their number has been commissioned, as. a Tegular operator on an Atlantic ' coastwise steamer. If old maids work into such jobs it la reasonable to assume that most of the "Come Quick, Distress," signals which are Sashed hither and thither in the future will be directed at bachelors who may be inclined to merry. Mme. Nazimova, the actress, has set a new style for dressing the hair, Its salient feature Is a band of broad, fluffy lace looped over the top of the head with its ends falling in careless folds over the ears. This produces an effect similar to that which could be obtained with ear-muffs. Surely the style is quite ridiculoua enough to suit the most fastidious of the fair sex in their hunt for something unique in the way of coiffures. Rather remarkable, but exceedingly unimportant even if it is true, is the report from New Tork .that .William K. Vanderbilt, Jr., is going to work. Most of his time during the past few years has been devoted to arranging automobile races which have .resulted in many deaths and nVany more seri ous accidents. It Is to be hoped that his work will be such that It will preclude the possibility of his engi neering any other similar events. That was an unusual automobile ac cident which happened in Chicago the other day. A trolley car caught up with an automobile traveling on ahead of it and smashed the machine so hard, that one of its occupants was thrown out and killed and a couple of others were seriously injured. Either the troUejr canr go faster in Chicago or-the automobiles slower than they do In f Topeka. Certainly a trolley car in this city would have to display a wonderful burst of speed to catch up with any of the automobiles that are operated on the streets here. A STRIKE MEANS DISASTER. It Is to -be sincerely hoped that the members of the Brotherhood of Loco motive Engineers and the western railroads employing them will be able to adjust their differences without the pntrlnpTnAn fUnr rfi.ll Ad UDOfl to RO out on a strike. Aa the situation now ' one of the sturdy states of the . north stands the engineer on all the roads ha Slven htm the largest honor it Is radiating from Chicago to all parts , .president to bestow. Surely is the of the west asked the rau- "1 war over at last and tte ten-treads some time ago for various "le prejudices it once stirred up and concessions including Increases of pay . Mch lingered long are now among the which would amount to about 16 per th'n9 forgotten. cent. The railroads offered an 8 per LLast of all, Justice White is a gen cent increase aa a compromise. This !leman Roman Catholic faith, was not satisfactory to the committee I r t so many years ago that it that was looking after the Interests of . woAa have taken considerable courage the Brotherhood. Negotiations were i suspended until a vote could be taken among the engineers. This resulted In an almost unanimous -vote on the part of the 30,000 engineers affected to go on a strike unless their ultima tum for a 15 per cent raise in pay was granted. Such a strike would be of momen tous concern, not only to the railroads and their engineers, but to the entire western section of the country, and to the nation as well. Inasmuch as the railroads are of the opinion that they have always treated their engineers with consideration and that the com promise they have offered Is a fair one; and, on the other hand, inasmuch aa the engineers think their present cause is a Just one, it would likely be a labor war to a long-drawn out fin ish. That such a strike would crip ple the operation of the railroads most seriously for a considerable period of time, at any rate, goes without saying. The hand at the throttle of an en gine cannot be replaced with the ease that other positions in the active op eration of a railroad can be refilled. With the railroads more or less tied up, it is not djfficult to Imagine how the people of the west and of the whole country will be affected. Busi ness will almost be paralyzed for the time being, and at a time when It Is least prepared to stand a severe shock of any kind. The west is more pros perous than any other section of the country. That prosperity : would dwindle away to nothingness. The east 1b. dependent on the products of the great west, and those bumper crops of last season are Just beginning to move. A strike of the enginemen of the west in the Immediate future would be little less" than a calamity. Reason dictates that It must be avoided. The Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers has earned a deserved rep utation of being a model labor organi zation. It has ever been conducted with the greatest of Intelligence and on the highest plane. The railroads of today are more disposed to be talc with their employees and the public than aver before in their history. - Is it too late for the engineers and the railroads to submit their differences to arbitration? That would appear to be the surest, the safest and the fair est way out of the present serious di lemma. DOST ROB THE CHILDREN. Alas! how often the mother's sacri fice is a double robbery, writes Erman J. Ridgway in the Delineator for Janu ary. She robs herself and she robs her children. . But how? " The first obligation on every soul born into the world is to .make the most of Itself. When a mother devotes herself -to her children to the exclusion of all other Interests, neglecting friendships and entertainments and outings and all opportunities of growth she Is robbing herself. When she so devotes herself to her children, she is likewise robbing them. For by the constant care she teaches them to rely on her rather than on themselves. She robs them of their self reliance, without which boy or girl Is a rudder less craft, bound for the bottom of the sea of life. The biggest thing- parents can do for children is to make them paddle their own canoe make them pull their own weight, from the first moment of con scious thought. As soon as a child knows how to think he becomes- an individual, with rights and obligations. Mothers Ignore the obligations. "Such a little fellow!" But if he is to be a big fellow out there In the big world, pulling a big stroke, mother must- hegia with the little fellow. That's so. Love ' can . do such strange and strangely, opposite things. Mother-love grows strong men and women. Also mother-love grows weak men and women. The difference lies In the way the love Is manifested. THE WHITE APPOINTMENT. ' President Taft's elevation of Ed ward Douglass White of Louisiana from his place as an associate Justice of the supreme court to the chief Justiceship of that tribunal, and the prompt 'confirma tion of this appointment by the (United States senate, are significant, indeed, of many things. And this significance is augmented and Intensified by the gen eral approval which has been accorded in all sections of the country to this news which was flashed from Wash ington 'the other day.' ' - . - It shows that the day of many' fool ish and unkind prejudices which have existed In "this country Is of the' p&st. In the first place Justice White is a Democrat. He has been appointed to the highest office In the land that Is i In the gift of the president and the up per branch of congress. And the presi dent who made this appointment and the senate which confirmed it were placed in power -by Republican voters. But fitness is the thing that should count for most, in the modeling of "the court -of last ' resort. - And if . Justice White had not been deemed the best man for this place, it is not likely that It would have been given him. The point is, though, that President Taft Bhould be a big enough man to recog nize his duties in the premises9 and toss political considerations to the winds in the making ' of such an ' important ap pointment. Things have,, not always been like this in the conduct of im portant national affairs. t Then again, Justice White Is a veter an of the the rebel army of civil war times.. And a president who came from on the part of a president of the Unl ted States- to appoint a member of this religious 'denomination to such a high and important office- Such action would have resulted in the launching of a tirade of criticism from a considerable sized body of misguided patriots. But any prejudice that may exist In this country today against the members of the Roman Catholio church and their preferment for public office Is only to be found among the densely ignorant, i All these things, suggested by the appointment of Edward Douglass White to be the chief justice of this great na tion, are truly significant that the times are changing and for the better. JOURNAL Elf TRIES Not a few men realize how really trifling are their personal needs until they get married. Many people neither have any Inten tion nor do they make any effort to practice what they preach. Christmas has few disappointments for the dear, old dads: They've learned not to expect' much and they don't get it. This is also the season of the year when the little tots who believe in Santa Claus have the most glorious time. , Nobody ever has the slightest Idea that his jdano or phonograph ever an noys the neighbors. If's always the other fellow's that's annoying. JAYHAWKER JOTS Mr. James Jesse is among those present at Antioch, Elk county. One of Tom Thompson's casual re marks: No one ever admits having started a quarrel. It occurs to the Jewell County Re publican that the " fresh air cranks ought to get considerable satisfaction out of December Babies are fine in their, place, re marks the Conway Springs Star, but it hastens to point out that "there Is no place for a grown-up baby." The man who Joins the regular army to keep out of work -finds out that Uncle Sam has played a great joke on him, remarks the Howard Courant. Will Palmer thinks that a dog and a girl are sometimes much alike, be cause: "When they fall in love with a man it doesn't matter how cnery he Is." Dell Valentine has figured It out that a twenty pound turkey at twen ty-eight cents a pound would mean money enough almost to buy a calf a few years ago. .. . ' A man known to the Jewell County Republican says if you keep looking cheerful and talking that way that af ter a while you'll get to feeling cheer ful in spite of everything. A little six-year-old Howard girl, reports the Courant, after sitting still and thinking for many minutes, said: "Mamma, guess I won't woriy about getting married till I get older." Evidently having become tired of temporizing, the Emporia Journal hands out this vigorous advice: "If any man refuses to do his Christmas shopping early, shoot him on the spot." Sofy Daniels has been getting soft, sentimental letters from one admir ing honey boy, reports the Howard Courant, and she will remember him at Christmas by presenting him with a mush ladle. A suggestion in ' the Jewell County Republican from Boh White, Its cor respondent at Middle Buffalo: If the Goulds would pay less for titled hus bands and more for fence posts to fence their right of way, it would be better for everybody concerned. GLOBE SIGHTS. From the Atchison Globe. A quick fight is better than a long, angry argument. An Atchison Catholic has a dogthat will not eat meat on Friday. We see references in the magazine to "the Ideal guest." There Is no such thing. , People are very much alike, ex cept that a few nice ones do less talking than the others. Vanity Is a bad trait, but' everycne should have enough of it to keep-his teeth and finger nails clean. An Atchison jack-of-all-trades has occupied nearly every possible posi tion except that of capitalist. - People are very tired of the whisky joke, but probably the marrying joke pleases .them fully as well, or better. Speaking as a -reporter: Consider ing how much everyone talks. It la surprising how little news there is in his talk. A ma-n who has been sick a long time, said recently: "There's a whole lot In the statement that doctors prac tice medicine." "If you knew how tired I am of be ing scolded," said a woman to her husband, "hereafter you would talk behind my back." Children are punished by scolding tnem, or Dy wnippmg tnem. But after they become men and women, they are punished by gossiping about them. Doc Robinson, horse doctor, Bohe mian and town drunkard, has two qualifications " for president of the United States: he is American born, and old enough. People like abuse so well that they pay no attention to nice things' said of a man in an obituary. "Huh'" they say, "they always whitewash a man after he is dead!" Rip VanWinkle is very popular in literature, but what a trial old Rip was as the town drunkard m the vil lage of Falling water! And what a nuisance he was to his industrious wife! I KANSAS COMMENT A MUCK-RAKING TRUST. Just by way of variation, whether it is true or not, the prospect of the muck-rakers being muckraked la in teresting. Just as a starter, comes a statement emanating from New Tork to the effect that the magazine editors of the probe persuasion met at a ban quet not bo long ago, and decided to divide the country up among thefli selves, and each man to be allowed to muckrake his own territory to a fare-you-well and his heart's content. But there is to be no poaching on the ter ritory of another, and the rights of the associate-members are to be strict ly respected. And it is also asserted that this trust was smart enough to form itself merely by means of a gen tleman's agreement, so that it would be out of reach of the antitrust laws. Tou may believe this story or not, as you like, but we- are inclined to doubt It. Not.however, from any abiding faith in the superior virtue of the muck rakers, for they have made it" pay, but because magazines are a lot like sheep. One magazine bad an article about Justice Hughes, when he was governor of New York, and regarded as a presi dential possibility, and the next month all the magazines had whiskers. Atchison Globe. THE HOUSE OF GOVERNORS. The Telegram is glad again to have seen the results of the house of gover nors. That useful body of state executives has recently been in session at Louis ville, Ky. It has done a considerable work, and the three sessions, in all, that have been held, will do. a great deal toward settling vexatious questions. Phases of conservation, the Income tax, the short ballot, and perhaps most of all, a determination as to the "twi light zone," that nebulous territory ly ing between the general government and the states, will receive greater con sideration in the country at large be cause of attention given in the house of governors. Any gathering that seeks as Its pur pose to draw the states closer together is commendable. The government It self will notice this movement, the peo ple will notice it, and the result will be a better nation and better states. Garden City Telegram. SEASONABLE ADVICE. The towns of northern Kansas should be making preparations to receive the bank robbers when they call on them. Here in Frankfort, for instance, a few sawedoff shotguns loaded with BB shot, and distributed around among the boys who sleep in the upper rooms within the four blocks near the banks, would be a good emergency treatment for them while the doctor was being sent for. This bank robbing business seems to be on the increase, and It may be some time before they are captured, either by detectives or officials, and if a few of them were left behind In one Of their raids it might lead to the dis covery of the others. Frankfort In dex. FROM OlIfER PENS OUR HORSES IN AUSTRALIA. A large and - comparatively new market appears to have been opened up for American thoroughbred horses. Heretofore, our exports of horses have been mainly to Great Britain and Ger many, but the increasing demand in Australia for American thoroughbreds has moved our exporters to attempt to supply that demand on a large scale, instead of by piecemeal, as waa for merly , considered necessary. So it comes about that B0 thoroughbred American horses are now on board the United States and Australian steam ship Indralema, which left New York October 1, called at Cape Town to coal and left that port on November 18 for Australia. Only one horse of the lot had been lost, according to the reports from Cape Town and this rec ord, for what is probably the longest trip ever taken by so large a number of highgrade horses, naturally en courages horse exporters In this coun try to expect the early development of a large trade with Australia. It is an open secret that. If these horses arrive in good condition at their des tination, it will mean subsequent large shipments. The American horse ap pears not yet to have reached the limit of ita fame. Manchester Union. NOT JUST LIKE '93. Chaimp Clark, Democratic leader, has been heard from since the election and declares for a downward revision, by the Democrats, as the first work of the suc cessful party. This naturally recalls the mandate the Democrats thought they got from the people In 1892, when Cleveland was elected the second time, and with him the "wildhorse" congress, at the end of a tariff campaign. The consequen ces of that undertaking to lower the tariff are not soon to be forgotten. Happily, the conditions are not now just like those after the 1892 election. The Democrats will have the house, but the president and senate will stand as a bar against radical tariff legislation and also against a panic. It will be remembered that the panic of 1893 started before the Democratic con gress passed its tariff bill. It waa the fear of what was coming that brought on the stagnation of business. The dread of a panic is often the cause of a panic. But there will be less dread of a panic this time, especially if the Republicans in control in congress un til next March are wise enough to do some tariff revision on geneuine lines, before that time. Buffalo News. FEDERAL EDUCATION. The demand for the nationalization of education, made by many promin ent educators, has profound signifi cance, coming aa it does at a time when so many other things seem to threaten the effacement of the bound ary between state and federal author ity. For several years, from isolated sources, the suggestion of a national department of education, with a cabi net officer at its head, has been heard. Many of the leading workers for in dustrial education believe it should be under federal control. And now Pres ident James, of the University of Il linois, who has the reputation of be ing an exceedingly sane and level headed man. comes out squarely with the demand that primary and second ary education in all the states should be controlled by. federal power. To the Minnesota Teachers' association he said: "Education should be made In form what it Is in reality a national func tion. It should be placed by the side of the army and navy and internal Improvements and federal justice as one of the great s and fundamental functions of the American people, finding its expression in every depart ment of our national life; from . the rural districts of our remotest states to the federal government at Washlng i ton. Boston Globe. IRELAND'S EYE. A drear, waste. Island rock, by tempests worn, Gnawed- by the -seas and naked to the sky. It bears the name It hath for ages borne Of "Ireland's Eye." It looks far eastward o'er the resert foam; Round it the whimpering wild sea voices cry. The gulls and cormorants have their storm home On Ireland's Eye. , A strange and spectral head the gaunt crag rears , , . - And ghostly seem the wings that hover nigh. Are these dim rains the plantoms of old tears - -In Ireland's Eye? The tide ebbs fast; the wmd droops low today, Feeble as dying hate that hates to die. Blow, living . airs, and blow the mists away. From Ireland's Eye. William Watson, In the Spectator. 7HE EVENING STORY A Home for Pussy kin. (By Temple Bailey.) Miss Mary flew down the path with her cat in her arms. It was very cold and Pussy kin had never slept out of doors. There had always been a basket In a warm corner by the fire place, and when the snow and sleet had beaten against the windows the little cat and Miss Mary and the old father and mother had basked in calm content, but now the father and mother were dead and Miss Mary's sister-in-law ruled In the household. It was a reign of terror to Miss Mary and Pussykin." Martha Jenkins did not like cats, and she announced at once that there should be no cushions In her hearthstone corner. For sev eral months Miss Mary had smuggled Pussykin into her bedroom, only to be discovered at. . last, and to hear Martha's strident .voice announcing that "the place for a cat was out of doors," and that out of doors Pussy kin must go. It was i then that Miss Mary had fled with the. .cat. la. her arms, seek ing for some place of shelter. The shed where the horses were kept of fered little cheer. Miss Mary could not imagine the petted little animal comfortable in such a place. "Oh, Pussykin, Pussykin," she said, "what am I going to do with you?" As she stood in the door with her bright hair tilowing about her round, troubled face, a man came tramping through the snow and stopped In the roadway in front of her. "You will take cold," he said to her. "Why, Nathan Crlssey!" Miss Mary exclaimed; "when did you get home?" "Last night," he responded, "and I have been busy ever since, opening my new house and settling things." Miss Mary held out her hand. "You look perfectly splendid," she said, "and I am glad you are back." He was a big- fellow, , broad shoul dered and handsome, lh' his corduroy coat and " soft hat. When he had gone to seek his fortune he had been a raw country boy, one of the poor whites of the neighborhood In which Miss Mary's family .were the aristo crats. "It seems good to be back," he said holding on to Miss Mary's hand a little longer than was necessary. Then he laughed a little. "You're the best thing I've seen since I came. Did you know I was going to be your next door neighbor?" '."Whyi no, I didn't. Have you bought the Butler place?" He nodded. "Yes, I am going to fix It over. I always liked it, and when I was a boy I dreamed that I would go away and make my fortune and come back here to make my home, and now my dream has come true. But I mustn't keep you standing here," he added quickly, "It's too cold." "I'd ask you to come up to the house," Miss Mary said, flushing; "but I can't. Martha is cleaning, and everything is topsy-turvy. It doesn't seem like home any more, since mother and father " Her Hps trem bled. "I know," he said sympathetically. "When I heard that you were left alone, I hurried back. I wanted to tell you that if there was anything I -could do for you you must let me do it." I A sudden hope sprang up in Miss Mary's breast. "Oh!" she cried, "if you would only take Pussykin. Mar tha has turned her out and won't let her sleep in the house any more; if you could find a corner for her." "I will find more than a corner," he said as he took the big gray cat from her. "She shall sit on a cushion and eat cream to the end of her days. She will be a precious treasure because she's yours." "At first she won't like it," Miss Mary said, "to be separated from me, but I'll try to see her every day; she'll run over here." He wanted to tell her that she need not be separated, that he had bought the Butler place with the hope that she might reign as its mistress, but he did not feel that this was the time to tell her. He was only Nathan Crlssey, after all, and she was the daughter of a proud race. He carried the cat in triumph to his house and soothed her in her rest less search through the rooms. "You want Miss Mary," he said, "don't you, Pussykin ? Well, so do I, but we can't have her yet." Over at the other house, Martha was curious about the cat. "I have given her away," Miss Mary announced briefly. That night Miss Mary's brother spoke of Nathan Crissey. "He is back from the West with a pile of money," he said. "They say he's going to marry a Chicago girl, and he's fixing up the house. He has decorators - over .there and haa ordered his furniture from New York. It- will be the finest place in the country." - Mary wondered if the new mistress would like cats. Her interest was centered in Pussykin. She felt very forlorn and lonely. Nathan's com ing had brightened her wonderfully. As boy and girl thev had been great friends, although their positions were so different, but r- now that he -was going to get married some other wom an would make him happy, and he might just as well have .stayed away for all the good he would do Miss Mary. . The next morning Nathan came over and asked a favor. "I am going to furnish my new house. Miss Mary," he said, "and I would like to have you help me select things; I haven't any taste In such matters." The next few weeks were exciting adventures ' Into the world of beauty. Pouring over catalogues and maga zines, Mary selected things of which she had dreamed but had never seen. Nathan's living room was furnished .In mahogany with dull rose hangings and coppery gleam, from shadowed corners. It was .perfect in every de tail, even to Pussykin's -basket with ita old pink cushions. The bedrooms were delicate and beautiful. The front room had a freeze of white lilacs, which were Mary's favorite flower. When jshe- - protested .. that - perhaps other people might not Uka lilacs, Nathan said, "Most any one would like this room, wouldn't they? - It is a dream." ' Mary said, 'Tin sure she'll like it." Nathan smiled. He had discovered long ago that Miss Mary thought she wa Setting the house ready for some other woman. He had discovered, too, that she waa unhappy, and he meant to make her happy. Since living in the West he had learned thai men 8 "things when they -go after them wjth steadfast purpose; and he meant to get Miss Mary. - ; . : . Martha had many things to say of Mary's wasting her time. "You'd bet ter stay at home and help me clean house," she said. , "This is my last day over there," Mary stated. "The silver and ivory things for the dresser came this morning and I want to arrange them xxx piace. As Miss Mary crossed the lawn she felt a sense of desolation. After to day, what? Pussykin met her at the aoor or the new house. Within a bright fire was burning, and -two big chairs were drawn up to face the flames. Nathan put Miss Mary In one and sat down In the other. Pussykin curled herself up on her rose colored cushion. On the table ' beside Miss Mary was a great bunch of pink roses, and their fragrance filled the room. "This Is as It should be," Nathan said. "This is as I have dreamed of it, of you in front of my fire, with the roses matching your cheeks." - . ; "But the other woman?" Mary fal tered, and her startled eyes" met his. "There Is no other woman," Nathan said. "It is you I want, Mary, and It Is for you I have made the, house beautiful." ' - When Miss Mary went back Martha said sharply, "I hope after thla you will stay at home, Mary." Miss Mary looked at her quietly. "I shall stay at home," she said, "but It will not be In this house. I am going to marry Nathan Crlssey, Martha. And Pussykin and I "are go ing to live there happily to the end of our days." (Copyrighted 1910 by As sociated Literary Press.) World-Wide Crop Report. The International Institute of Agri culture, created by representatives of 47. governments, the United States In cluded, is making progress. The ob ject of the institute is to establish ul timately a world-wide crop-reporting service. A bureau of this kind cannot be per fected In a day or a year. A bulletin recently Issued from the headquarters of the institute in Rome gives some idea of the difficulties that are to be overcome. Different countries have different systems, of crop reporting, some of them, it is to be suspected, have no system that Is worthy of the name. It Is no small task to bring them all to a basis of unlfomlty, with out which the value of the service would be seriously impaired. Russia reports that the emperor has appoint ed a special committee to take charge of the work in that country. Japan has named a commissioner. China is only beginning to organize the bureaus in the several provinces. Germany and Prussia "are studying what alter, ations can be made in the agricultur al statistical service aa now organized." Hungary has changed the dates on which it collects crop reports so aa to unify them with the dates decided on by the institute. Nicaragua is or ganizing its crop reporting service. Canada Is "prepare to supply all in formation required." Various coun tries say they are- arranging to supply the necessary statistics. . . ; . iThe -institita .began, giving out. f ex ports in January, 1910, and the "first summary, in the . form of . a single numerical statement, was 'given in the July bulletin for six countries." In the August bulletin eleven countries were represented In the "single numer ical statement." Eventually It is hoped to have the summary embrace "all the adhering countries." The worth of such a compilation to the business world would be Incalculable. The secretary of the Chicago board of trade is quoted as saying that it will lessen the fluctuations - in the prices of the. principal commodities of agri culture, "and will be of Inestimable benefit to the producer, the consumer, and to every manufactory and Indus try in the world." The secretary of the Liverpool Corn Trade association says if the objects which the Institute has In view can be accomplished "an inestimable boon will be conferred upon the business .community." It Is scarcely, necessary to quote ex pert opinions as to the value of a service which. If the hopes 'of its pro moters are realized, can give the entire world an authentic line on the world's visible supply of the leading agricul tural products. Its importance will be apparent to any person of ordinary in telligence. The nations now concerned in the agreement represent 95 per cent of all of the land of the world and 98 per cent of the population. If all can be brought to a proper appreciation of the work, the. International Insti tute of Agriculture will be a -vast power of good. Louisville Courier Journal. . . t Rembrandt s in America. It Is asserted as a fact that there are not less than 88 paintings by Rem brandt in the United States. The first of these, "Danae and the Shower of Gold," was brought' to the country in 1854. Since then the number has steadily Increased until the present surprising total Is. reached, which means that of this great Dutch mas ter's canvases America has double the number left in Holland with a score to spare, leaving only two countries which possess more Great Britain, which has 165, and Germany, 120. As yet only nine of the Rembrandt paint ings in America are to be found in public museums; but there is a notice able tendency on the part of collectors to leave art treasures of this kind to national Institutions, as Is the custom in Europe. London - Globe. ' Missouri Gallantry. When Treasurer John Hayes of Linn county, Missouri, died ten days ago all hands agreed that something ought to be done for his widow. Con sequently, the county committee of the party which had opposed the. election of Hayes appealed to the governor of the state to appoint Mrs. Hayes to serve In her husband's place for the rest of the unexpired term. The com mittee also ordered that Mrs. Hayes' name be placed on the ticket as the regular party nominee to be voted for In November, and the other political party did ' likewise, the result being that Mrs.' Hayes will be elected with out opposition. It will be observed that they do some things mighty grace fully out In Missouri. .New York Mail. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. From the New York Press. It's easy to admire brains; It's next to Impossible to love them. What a girl can't possibly follow is her parent's advice about a roan. Judgment doesn't do so very much harm if you don't Invest money on it Love isn't much more foolish than lots of other , things, only . it shows more. A man has to feel some pride about his ancestors, even if It's " that he never -had any. -- - - - - t -' : bvwuuo wijo ui nun. nwi& Beresford, announces that she is about three affinities. And, from the stand point of one who clings rigidly to the higher conventionalities, she is abso lutely right Hon. Hank is not a mem- new. f Vi r X) 1 -m I - a 1 . 1 . - xwj.ai x. amxxy, ana it is therefor a faw no , v... nit, yn. . wiave more than two affinities at one land tVl - ,lm- i "When I see the Kiddos skating around on the ponds and sidewalks," says Hondo Murphy, "I am reminded of my brief experience as a skater. . Fourteen years ago I etu here from a land where ice cornea by the pound instead of on the pond. During my first winter in the Icy gone, I made four separate attempts to skate. Then the guy who was cutting figure-eights with my newly acquired girl, requested . me to get off the 'crick,' as I was cracking the ice too much in one place, and spoiling the skating course." It is reported that the French wine crop is alarmingly short, but the rear; sports will continue to purchase French : wine made in Missouri, New Hampshire or California, at an advanced rate. It ', Is our experience that the man who it dub enough to purchase wine, doesn't i care much where it was made. We have been urgently requested to : endorse Mr. Taft's request for an ap- proprlatlon to complete the Panama Canal. We are still waiting to hear from Hon. Poultry BIgelow before is suing an- endorsement which we might have to pull down. The . curtain-raiser of yesterday's "By-the-way" was thoughtfully Insert ed by the printers, who felt that at least one bon mot should be listed un der this schedule. CLASS LEGISLATION NEEDED. f . Bring forth the seven-foot harpoon And toss It Into those who spoon -In public places, and upon The cannons in the state house lawn. OH, will thla Legislature pass Some law agaist the Spooner class? Talk is not always cheap. If yon de- : sire to make a test case, try talking: i back to the presiding Judge. v ; Our double-distilled idea of nothing ; to see in the line of garments, is a pic- . ture of the trousers worn by np-to-date aviatresaes. And, by the way, there la a good " word which Mr. Noah Webster over looked: AVIATRESSES. ' Secretary Wilson, of the Department of Agriculture, now comes forward in defense of the maligned Welch rare bit. But It Is the consensus of opinion that the Welch rarebit needs not only an able defense, but a packed jury. HGP - MVMOR OF THE DAY A Knock. Goodley They're in re duced circumstances of coarse, but' their family Is a very old one and proud, even If they have lots of debts. They date back to the earliest colonial times Cutting. The debts, you mean? I don't doubt that. Catholic Standard ' and Times. Sounds Natural. "You're the waiter, aren't you?" "Yes, sir." "Well, you'll lose your job if you don't take care, . I've been waiting here longer than you have." New York Times. The Only Thing Lacking. "Why are you so sure there is no such thing- as a fourth dimension?" "Because," replied the discouraged fat man, "if there waa I'd have it." Ladles' Home Journal. Bridget's Daughters. "Have you : been married, Bridget?" "Twicet, ' mum." "And have you any children?" i "Yls, mum, I've three. One be the third r" wife av me slcond husband an' two be . the second wife av me first." Cleve land Leader. f Poor George! Maude George and I.' have decided to form a life partnership, i Clara That's nice. Where does George -come In? Maude Oh, he's to be a silent partner and. put up the money. Chl- cago News. f QUAKER MEDITATIONS. IFrom the Philadelphia Record. ' In poker a good deal depends upon ,' good deaL Many a person's idea of happiness is to inspire envy, - Many a fellow's air castles take the form of an heiress. Does buying on ticTt denionstrat that time is money? - , It doesn't require much pull to take) time by the forelock. t It Is just as essential to know when i to quit as when to begin. , ' It doean't require a musical educa- tlon to play on our sympathies. I In the matter of popularity an ounce of applause is worth sound' of advice. Tell a girl she's an angel and the chances are she will want yon to fly; with her. -' Most of the articles on how to choose a husband are written by wom en who never had a chance. - M If ell "Maude says she has one of those Clinging natures." Belle "WelL she certainly does hang on to her money." Hoax "I saw a magician last nieht turn wine into water." Joax-"That'i nothing; I saw a bartender turn he.I into a pitcher." ueer "We should bear each other's bur dens," quoted the Wise Guy. "Yes " assented the Simple Mug, "most of ii feel we could bear each other's bn, dens- better tha- our -own." .