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THE TO-PEKA DAILY STATE J"TIlTTAIi OCTOBER 17, 1912 ' By FRANK P. MAC LENNAN. CEntered July 1. 1875, a fcecond-claaa matter at the poetofrice at Topeka, Kaiu. tinder the act o congress. VOLUME XXXIV. .No. 250 Official State Paper. Official Paper City of Topeka. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Daily edftlon. delivered by carrier. M cents a week to any part of Topeka. or suburbs, or at the same price In any Kan sas town where the paper has a carrier aystem. By mall one year .................... $3 By mail, six months 1-80 By mail. 100 days, trial order " TELEPHONES. Private branch exchange. Call 107 ana ask the State Journal operator for per son or department desired. xopeka State Journal building. and Kd Kansas avenue, corner Eighth. New York OSlce: 250 Fifth avenue. Paul Block manager. Chicago Office: Steger bulldlns Paul Block, manager. Boston Oftloo: Tremont Building. "Paul E'ook. manager. FULL LKASFTD WIXE REPORT OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. The State Journal Is a member of the Associated Press- and receives the full day telegraph report of that great news or ganisation for the exclusive afternoon publication In Topeka. The news Is received In The State Jour r .1 building over wires for this sols pur- Certainly there is nothing that savors of a shrinking personality about John Schrank. Anyhow there were sufficient hon ors in the games for the baseball championship for each member of the defeated team to have a share. Mayor Gaynor of New York is one of the few men on -arth who is in the best possible position to extend sympa thy to Colonel Roosevelt. He knows exactly how it feels to be shot by a crank. The Kaw valley potato crop aver aged 130 bushels to the acra this year. Even pX such, a low price a-s 50 cents a bushel this brought a gross return of $S5 per acre which is considerably hetter than wheat does in Kansas. That was some touchdown that was made by Al Martin., a one-time foot ball player of note, when he bore to the earth the would-be slayer of Colonel Roosevelt ana thereby pre vented him from firing another shot. Don't forget, Mr. Voter, that if you desire to participate in one of the most important elections that has been held in this country in years and are no- properly registered, you have only eight more days In which you can do so. Here's another fine opportunity for somebody to dilate on the unreason ableness of women. One in central Kansas has sued for divorce because her husband has allowed her but $7 Tor clothing during the course of four yep rs Surely there is no rose without its thorn. The Montenegrins won a dis tinctive victory over the Turks re cently, and incidentally captured no less than 10,000 of the enemy. Could there be a more unpleasant task than being compelled to look after 10,000 Turks? As was to have been expected, peace between Italy and Turkey has been brought about by tht Turks submitting to the demands of the Italians. But the chances are that Turkey will not stand hitched for long to the promises Fhi has made to Italy. That Isn't the Turkish way of doing business. Apple jelly is likely to become won derfully popular with the lads who ire figuring on shining in the baseball arena Rube Marquard insists that he was able to pitch his second winning iitnit against the Red Sox becauso of some of this delectable stuff that he received on the morning of the game from his grandmother. Governor "Wilson had ro scruples about accepting a campaign contribu tion from Cyrus McCormick just be cause he happened to be the head of the Harvester trust This is in line with the attitude In this respect of all other candidates for officr. It's the sources of the other fel'.owV campaign lunds to which they take such critical exception. Many politicians have talked them selves black in the lace over the need of steps being taken to eliminate the federal patronage evil from politics. President Taft has made a big begin ning In this direction by signing the order putting 35.000 fourth class post masters under the classified civil ser vice. President Taft is noi. so strong on talk. But he does things worth while. And that is what counts. Governor "Wilson assuredly arose to the occasion In magnificent fashion when he cancelled all his speaking da'.es until Colonel Roosevelt is able to take an active jart again in the presidential campaign. As he says it wo aid scarcely be fitting that there should be a single candidate on the presidential stump engaged against no active antagonist. President Taft has not been active in the campaign. He "rp t laurels a-plenty on which to rest his case. Those Bull Moose editors who are insisting that Schrank was aroused to his terrible deed by the newspaper criticism of Colonel Roosevelt's pres ent political pretensions, surely do not charge that any newspaper has ever suggested thj.t Colonel Roosevelt was the real murderer of William. McKin ley because he wished to succeed him In the presidency. And this is one of the chief reasons that Schrank has givrn for his attempt oft the colonel's life. A number of telegraph linemen had rathered Wednesday morning at. a street corner where they were to begin their day's work as soon as the clock struck eight. They had a few min utes leeway. Were they discussing politics or the attempted assassination of Theodore Roosevelt? No," indeed. Ticy were all talking at once with!ani small, from the big cities of the: good natured. gusto and with differing country to smaller ones where the en opinions as to whether the New York j vironment ls better for their , em-I Giant, or the Boston Red Sox would, where r rty and rentals ! win the deciding game of the worlds , ,OTOM. i series. THE INDUSTRIAL. BUREAU. Topeka Is, Indeed, a city beautiful. Topeka is also an ideal home center, especially tor tne rearing and eau- cation of children. And Topeka is as advantageous a place for the lo cation of all sorts of industries and manufacturing concerns as is any city In the great middle west. But To- pekang will never attract new Indus- tries to their midst, or develop Indus- ; tries already here, by merely singing j the praises of the town for, its beauty anu as an lueai uuxne uenier. jviiu of what particular value is the lat ter asset, If there are not ample and sufficiently diverse industries in town to provide all kinds of suitable em ployment and opportunities for the Topeka youngsters after they have been reared and educated here. If they are forced to leave the city on reaching man's estate to find their ; niche in the field of labor, the city is not much of -a-gainer simply be cause they were brought up here. An increasing population of the perma nent variety is what a city needs if it is to grow and prosper In the right way. As has just been suggested, Tor: pekans are not going to make this town an industrial center commensur ate with its advantages and possibili ties by telling their friends and strangers abroad through well writ ten articles and elaborately illustrated booklets that the town is a beautiful one and has an environment that makes it a most desirable place in which to live; although, of course, such attributes are of great value to any city. If Topekans Intend to develop their town as an industrial center they must get but in the field and hustle with their wits and cash, or its equiv- alent. There is as much competition nowadays among the cities of the size of Topeka, and similarly situated, to increase their industrial prominence by bringing new plants to their doors , and developing the ones already in I existence, as there is among the mer- I chants in them who cater to all kinds j traae- It has been the experience of the ' business and professional men in most 1 of the cities in the central west, who j have realized that it would be to their ! great, personal advantage if their home towns were developed as indus trial centers, that they could only bring about such desirable changes by working in substantial ways to get new industries to locate among them. This has resulted in the organization of all kinds of civic bureaus for the extension of aid to Industries thatl might be looking for new locations. Many of these plans have worked out with great success. In some cities where there is real enthusiasm on the part of the public-spirited citizens to make their towns grow and prosper, large sums of money have been ! raised to give cash bonuses to all sorts of industrial concerns if they would locate in them. Adequate sites have been purchased by such bureaus and presented outright to such con cerns. In other instances, consider able sums have been used to provide necessary working capital for such concerns. And this method of cash investment in one way or another is the most successful plan of develop ing a city as an industrial center. However, as the druggist is wont to say on frequent occasions, there is something that is "just as good." And it is the plan that will be used in the operation of the Topeka Indus trial bureau, the establishment of which has been proposed by J. "Will Kelley, secretary of the Commercial Club, and the promotion club of which C. S. Elliott is chairman. Evervbody in the city should be familiar with the details of this plan, that has been tried out in Sioux City with such success. In brief, and in the main it concerns the extension of credit to worthy in dustries already in town that have good prospects for expansion; and also to Industries that might locate here if sufficient inducements were offered. Subscribers to the fund that this bureau will need will signify the extent to which they will stand behind the credit thus issued. Of the amount that they name, each will have to contribute in cash only 10 per cent. So no excessive financial burdens are imposed on those who would join the excellent movement to make Topeka grow and prosper in a variety of di rections. Under . these circumstances there should be little trouble in getting the necessary subscriptions to the fund. The Ideal Subscription list would con tain the names of many men for rea sonable amounts, so In case they should ever be called upon to make good a loan or credit that has been extended to any concern, the burden would not be heavy on any one of them. But this is a remote possibil- j ity, as most ample safeguards are thrown around the operations of this bureau. And in addition to the business and professional men of the ciy who have always borne the . bulk of the financial burdens of every project that has ever been launched here, the many wealthy property owners in town, who are not actively engaged In business, might well be subscribers to this fund and active participants In the conduct of the Industrial bureau. A larger Topeka, w.ith many more people employed here In remunerative enterprises, will be of just as much benefit to property owners as it will be to retail business and professional men. This is a project in which every- body in the city who is blessed with sufficient means should take part. There is an exodus these days of solvent manufacturing concerns, large are cheaper. t- 1 -i ii w n o nnnitinn to tret her share .of these Industries mat are moving from metropolitan centers. With the proposed Industrial Bureau in good working order tne necessary ; &geacy be at hand , JOURNAL ENTRIES jje j3 aiso an unusual man who gets out of a rut. One man's failure is generally an- ot- Opportunity. Some men are even unable to fool the people any of the time. . All is fair in love and war only from the viewpoint of the victors. , Every woman makes a solemn vow never to buy another thing from an agent, and she usually keeps It until lne asenl Bl"va "cl """" J AY HAWKER JOTS Excellent advice, from the Haskell County Republican: Attend church, it might do you some good. , Big crops solve more problems tiian an tne iouu uiaioro, j"""b ""Mnas been unable to get back in the case. the Mound Valley Herald Any man, rightly declares the Mun den People's Advocate, who won't de- whe.n " wor,th ake .J,1 apart, and clarc .where he stands has no business It ttu, in office. iast Friday never to return without a If the Darwin theory is correct, fortune, has his feet under his fat ner' s says the Jamestown Optimist, a lot of table again When he tried to sell the monkevs must feel mighty queer when Patent rights for his perpetual motion ma thev see ,oma of their descendants. ch'ne upon which he had been working tliey see oome oi men ues " all winter they discovered that it had to Pip Daniels of the Howard Courant be wound up tjj a key remarks that "some men seem to ig- There ls a pustal card at the pustoftice nore all the Ten Commandments, and for Uncle Ezra Harkins which arrived observe only the Eleventh, 'Thou shalt , three weeks ago inviting him to uls not be found out.' " cousin's funeral out in Newbraskey. It ls . -TT , .ma .,.( trK!rit thought now that he can get there in A Wakeeney woman, reports the , time eyen jf fae caUg fQr the carJ Wakeeney News, says that big men which at tne present time seems rather make better husbands than us skinny doubtful, as he is in jail over at ti;; coun- lellers. it s naraer ior mem iu ki. into the house later at night without being heard. Peter Sehofield, a farmer in "oag- -C-Va t ,,ntrv store and schooi at Losser: "The Lord has spared my stock. My horses have gone through the epidemic without loss. I have twenty head of horses bors, without charge, for plowing. Those who need are welcome to them." Related by the Fort Scott Tribune: A young man with a severe stigma- t sm in one or nis eyes, weni 10 cc his doctor. Of course the Doy Deueveu that one dose of medicine should cure him so he kept telling the doctor he was in a hurry. 1 The doctor took his time and deliberately poured one kind of medicine into another, shaking each well. At last as he handed the bottle to the young man he said: "Put some of this "in your eye three times a day." "Yes, doctor," returned the boy, "but shall I put this In my exe' before or after dinner?" . ' J It is estimated on good authority that next to a monkey wrench, a hair pin is the most used invention. A woman can open a time lock, burglar proof safe with a measly hair pin. They use them to scratch their heads, vmrtnn their shoes, pick . their teeth punch bed bugs out of cracKs, run into cakes to see if they are sufficiently baked, clean finger nails, fasten up stray bangs, pick out nuts, lift stove lids clean their ears and do many other things. Lebanon Times. To this. Editor White of the Phillipsburg Dispatch adds: "It is all true, or the boys down there would not have print ed it. The -ther morning In reaching for a match to discover the time, the writer happened to get hold of one of these pins on the dresser and gave it a swish across the upraised limb you can guess what happened. A hair pin is useful in many ways, hut our ad vice is don't attempt using one as a match the difference is keenly pain fully felt." GLOBE SIGHTS BY THE ATCHISON OLOBE. So many things are possible but not probable. If a man is prosperous, his clothes should show it. Somehow we always think of a man milliner as a perfect lady. A secret ceases to be a secret when it becomes a partnership affair. When a bov can't eat a little more, it is time to dash for the doctor. It is so easy to subscribe to a worthy cause, and so hard to pay up. About this time of year dirty elbows begin to disappear from view. Ever occur to you that you aren't as polite to the merchants as the traveling men are? One trouble with the human race Is that so many minds don't grow up as the bodies do. A man who contracts Ivy poison wnile seeking the pawpaw deserves little or no sympathy. Why doesn't some original magazine publisher run a girl's picture as a cover page Illustration. A man who boasts of his wealth berore trying to borrow money, might arouse a little suspicion. QUAKER MI3DITATIONS. From the Philadelphia Record. Many theories refuse to work; also many theorists. It is one thing to gain experience, and another thing to profit by it. Put a man on his feet and he will some times turn around and kick you. The fellow who follows his own lnclin- tlons doesn't always have a good pace maker. A man regards his clothes as something to put on, a woman regards hers as some thing to show oft. Our respect for old age and gray hans is apt to wane when we find them merge! in the boarding house butter. Some people are so fond of hearing them selves talk tttat they don't know the dif ference between a conversation and a monologue. We are told that economy Is wealth, but have you ever noticed that the people who practice it all their lives are not tie ones who die rich? Tommy "Pop. a synonym means another term, doesn't It?" Tommy's Pop "Yes, my son." Tommy "Do you think either laft or Roosevelt will get a synonym j" Wlgg "Women think too much or clothes." Wagg "L don't know about that. If Mother Eve had had mo-t clothes to think about she probaoly wouldn't have cared so much for apples ON THE SPVR Ot THE MOMENT BY ROY K. MOULTON. The Summer Resort. Same old beach. Same old peach With the, same old winsome smile. a 'd stare, KnrnA rtnr nil- And the same flirtatious style, Same old view, sameoUlTkeeters there to sting. same old sand, . same Old Dana,. Same cash, register to ring. Same old drones, Chaperones Sitting in the -rocking chairs. Same old walks, Same old talks. Same old spooning on the stairi Same canned food, Boiled and stewed, Same transparent slice of meat. Same old girls, , Same old curls. Same old slot machine to beat. Same old junk, Same old bunk. Same old stunt and nothing more. Same price list. Same bridge whist. Same old never-ending bore. MORAL: Stay at home and raise dill pickles in the kitchen garden. From tlie Hlckeyville Clarion. Mr. Jed Frink has inaugurated an ice cream parlor in connection with his horse shoeing and blacksmith shop and is now prepared to serve the frozen Jainty at any hour of the night. Mr. Friuk also write calling cards and has the agency in this township for a sure cure for blind staggers. Mr. Frink, who is also a jus tice, performs wedding ceremonies. Mrs. Hank Purdy is saving her butter and the money to go to Reno, JNev. Elihu Bibbins, our gentlemanly and ver satile jeweler, took a dollar watchi apart for Mr. Hod Peters one day last week and 1 "l '"' i - nuu retCTs one aay last w - ana nas a quart measure fuU of work, -hnt ne Elihu says he doesn't perceive now they can make a watch like that for a dollar iy jail tor mterrering with a renglouc meeting by going to sleep and falling out'n the gallery at the Hardshell ;h;irch a month ago and smashing three hats for prominent ladies in our midst. Mr. Ame Hilliker has Invented a horse collar that the horse puts on nnd takes off himself without the aid of human hands. There is a place to hook a neck tie on in front and Ame thinks they ought to go like hot cakes. A lackey standing o'er me swatting files From early mom until the daylight dies. Another through th night to slap tne skeet . Ah, that, methinks, were- Paradise, com plete. A shady spot income sequestered glade. And thou beside me brewing lemonade. That tinkles in a pitcher of cracked ice That's what I call an August Paradise. Some Valuable Hints on Canning. Always screw the lids of the glass fruit jars on so tightly that it -will be necessary to break the cans open with a hammer ; next winter. This Is one of the first principles -.--of can ning and It should never be violated. Can everything you find excepting your husband. You may heed him from time to time. It is better to remove the pits from peaches before canning them, for the . pits are hard to digest "and form a very heavy diet when' eaten In the winter. . : Canned peaches are more to be pitte'd than censured. Washington a Model City. There is much force In the conten tion that a nation's capital city should be a model in its plan, administratioi. and civic results. Necessity-makes it a center to which influential citizens must go at intervals in efforts to pro cure legislation, modify administra tive rulings, and await rulings of the judiciary. If such representatives of sectional and local interests find the capital to be not only a seat of politi cal power, nationally considered, but also attractive from the esthetic standpoint, wholesome as a place of residence, and enjoying a maximum of service from urban officials for wages and salaries received, then the vis- its become educational, and what the visitors see at the heart of the nation they carry back to its extremities. This being so, who can begin to es timate the influence upon provincial France of the emphasis placed by the nation on adornment of Paris? But there are limitations to this task when a capital city is venerable, congested, and notable for its "submerged tenth." New ideals are with difficulty imposed on such aggregations of humanity and vested interests. The best conceivable chance is when a commonwealth like Australia starts a city de novo on a selected tract, chooses a city plan by international competition, and pio vides that, so far as outward aspects of life go, there shall be rational order of development. Washington, with L'Enfant's plan, began with a fine scheme so far as topographical evolution was concerned; and It bids fair, under the more recently conceiv ed plan of development by esthetic experts, to continue its growth as ono of the most beautiful of capital cities. But only of late have other aspects of model city life been squarely faced by its residents, aspects that have to do with housing of the common peo ple, elimination of slums, development of suburban residence sections, and equity in taxation. Efforts to make the national capital a model city only reflect a rising demand within and without the District of Columbia. Americans want Washington to be beautiful and more besides. Not w-ithout some significance is the growing sentiment within the. city for a larger measure of home rule. It is possible to retain both federal control and federal assumption of a major part of expenditure, and at the same time to concede to the people freer use of ordinary rights of citizenship. Christian Science Monitor. DjIFFYDILS BY V. NOALL. If Cousin Jane was coming from Oshkosh on the 9:15 train would the taximeter? (Call a court martial. ' This man ls the boob that put the arm in army.) If you have feet have mosquitoes? (We're perfectly safe, paL They've put bloodhounds on our trail.) Can you use a door to put up pre serves In when it's a ajar? (Out of my dooryard! No duck can quack at me.) THE PAWNSHOP WINDOW. Rings and things of diamond, ruby and : pallid pearl "Hang in the tawdry window marked at a price to sell; Jewels that bedecked a princess or merely a chorus girl (Rosenbaum knows the story each lit tle gaud can tell) "This," says the broker, "was Hunger," touching a costly pin; "This" a sparkling tiara Vthis was a price of sin. Here a diamond betrothal, worn by a blushing bride Yonder a pistol that tells a tale of mur der and suicide!" Rosenbaum knows each story the baubles banked to the wall; Feeble beneath the sickly light, wonder ful once they gleamed; Memories of people passing, of many a rise and fall Honor and Hope and sometimes Faith are pledges marked "Unredeemed-!' "This was a tribute to Liquor" touching a wedding band; "This," a circlet of gorgeous flame, "came from an actress' hand. Bracelets of jade and jasper, worn with a woman's pride Yonder a pistol that tells a tale of mur der and suicide!" Rings and things of diamond, relics of days of long gone. Tagged in the tawdry window half the original cost; Rosenbaum knows the story of each trin ket marked "Out of Pawn" Playthings of Fate and Fortune pledged and the tickets lost. "This," says the broker, "was Envy showing an emerald green; "This" a collar of priceless pearls "was a one-day Broadway queen. -Here some trifles of little worth with stories of Love," he sighed "Yonder a pistol which tells a tale of murder and suicide!" Damon Runyon, in the New York American. X THE EVENING STORY OTer the Fence. (By Dorothy Blackmore.) Had Doreen not been sightseeing the entire day, the thing might not have happened. She had been seeing London from early morning until dinner time. It was a very tired lit tle American girl who arose from the dinner table and looked out over the garden in front of the house. The garden at which Doreen gaaed was one of those squares of which London boasts, and was surrounded by the usual fence with the four gates, one on each side of the square. "I cannot go to my room with so perfect a twilight flooding the gar den." Doreen admitted to herself while her weary muscles carried her willingly over to the steamer chair that opened Its arms to her beneath the great copper beech tree. "Oh," she sighed contentedly, as she sank into it, "I am si tired." There were not many persons in the garden and Doreen had time to think over the many wonderful towers and galleries she had visited. Her eye lidn fluttered and lay still. It was perhaps two hours befored they fluttered again. Doreen naa slept and during her sleep darkness and a mist had faljen about her. After a moment of semi-conscious wondering as to where she was Do reen awakened fully to her position. "I am in pitch dark garden and " an involuntary shiver swept over her. "I am most probably locked in." She caught a swift breath and jumped to her feet. It seemed as If the night had sud denly grown appallingly black. Do reen was forced to feel her way from one gate to the other in. ner attempt to get out of the garden. "Every one is locked," she said half aloud in her fright. She put a hand up to feel the height of the pickets above the fence and drew back dis couraged. "I couldn't possibly climb over," she decided. Doreen was both tiret" and fright ened. Something that sounded like a sob reached the ears of the man who was tramping steadily around the square. He drew nearer the gate whence the sound came and stood still. "Who is there?" he called. "I am," came back in a very small voice. The man laughed, and Doreen found courage in the heartiness of it. "And who are you?" he questioned. "I went to sleep and that gardener locked , mo in here." Doreen had come close to the gate. Sht- could not distinguish more than a big masculine frame, the face was entirely hidden in the darkness. "Have you a key to the garden?" she inquired. "Yes," the man told her, and Do reen breathed freely. "But great Scott!" he muttered, "there is a chain padlock about the gate!" "Oh-h," gasped the girl, "then I will have to stay here all night." "Xot if I know It," the man expostu lated and for a moment he was silent. Finally he asked, "Do you weigh more than " "I am not very big," Doreen put In quickly. "Then you will have to submit to being lifted over the fence," the man informed her. "Is there anything In there you could stand on?" "My steamer chair." Doreen sug gested. She carried it close to the gate and stepped up on it. The task was not easy to contem plate, even though the girl proved to De a leatnerweignt. George Durant pulled together all of his well trained muscles. "Put your hands on my shoulders," he commanded. Strained and tense as was the awkward position Durant brought the girl slowly up and over the jagged pickets and down on the other side of the fence. For a brief moment Doreen remained a prisoner within those' powerful arms tha refused to let her escape until she had found her proper balance. "It was very good of you," she said, a trifle breathlessly. "Thank you, very, much." Without waiting for his deep voiced "I am glad to have helped you," Doreen sped away and was lost in the mist. " Durant strained through the darkness for a glimpse of her, but nothing was ieii mm save me wi iu iragrance of r.er hair and the knowledge that he wanted to know who she was. He had felt her breath on his cheek and the memory of it fent a quiver over him. "How and where and when shall I see her? because I must find that girl," he realized as he went across the street a.id into the house. And Doreen? When she reached her room there were two roses gleaming In her cheeks which neither the mist ner the exertion were responsible for. "And not once could I see his face." she reflecteB regretfully, with a blush for the color in her cheeks. "I wouldn't know him even if I danced with him and yet" Doreen did not finish the tnousnt. Perhaps she knew, down deep in her heart, that the man who had held her In his arms while he lifted her over tho fence would not escape recognition. - During th. summer in London Doreen scanned every passing person and if George Durant scanned the .feminine passerby no one was the wiser.- - Yet, when they met at the big annual dance given by the Iowa Society In New York neither was conscious of- having met before. George Durant knew only that he wat t ed as many dancee with the dainty creature in pink chiffon as he could con ventionally take upon first acquaintance. Doreen found herself blushing at the number of times she found his name on her program and was conscious of beins glad. Something about the big six-foot westerner attracted her. She even pouted that two dances came waltz with Durant. before ner iirat j A sudden fierce Jealousy swept over Doreen when she saw Durant dancing with another girl. Yet when he stood beside her waiting for the first bar o. music for their dance she realized that he had not looked at the other girl as he was looking at her. She blushed, anC smiled up into Ms eyes. The music began and Durant put his arm about Doreen. She caught a swi.t breath and felt strangely contented. "You are a very small person," he said with a boyish laugh, and Doreen looked up startled. His laugh was familiar i some vague, sweet way. Suddenly Durant was conscious of a haunting fragrance. He drew a deep breath and his arm tightened about th2 girl whose hair was wild with the scent that gladened his heart. "Do you know," he whispered down into her ear "that I held you in my arms one evening in London?" Durant's voice was not quite steady, so great was tne sudden appearing of his dream girl. "I knew when you laughed." Doreen whispered back, as If she were fearful lest the very wonderment of the momeni. be disturbed by aught save oft voices. (Copyright 1912 by McClure's Newspaper Syndicate.) EVENING CHAT BY ROTH CAMKRON. Is there anything In all this wide world any sadder than old age without any of the dignity, the sweetness, the philosophy and the unselfishness whicn ought to be old age's compensation for the loss of the infinite riches of youth? If there is, I have yet to see it. A little old lady has come into my orbit lately. When I first came Into contact with her, I had the natural feel ing of friendship, pity and kindliness which one is likely to entertain towards a fragile, white-haired, little woman. especially ir sne is aion. w le.i x ... that she deserved such sympathy and J friendship far less than many younger people, for she was nothing but a crab bed, self-centered, sour little creature, more selfish and more oblivious of other people's interests than any thoughtless young person I ever knew. What a tragedy For where will that woman find friends? Youth wins friends In spite of selfishness because of the eternal and inescapable charm of youth. But old age must offer some meas ure at least of sweetness and unselfish ness to attract friends. I suspect some one of my readers ls saying indignantly, "That is wrong. Youth ought to respect and be kind to old age no matter how crabbed or unlovable It is." Quite so, my friend, that is all true, but I can tell you something still truer. Youth ought to respect and be kind to old age no matter how crabbed or un lovable it is, but youth will not. I am writing, you know, about life, not about theories. Now you and I and all of us are grow ing old. Unless an all-powerful Some thnig intervenes an intervention whicn most of us do not like to contemplate we are going to be old in a compara tively few years. Now what kind of people are we go ing to be? I surely hope we will all be the kind whom the young people love to include among their friends, but how can we make sure cf that? Well, for-one thing, we can cultivate cur interest in other people; we can try to grow more sympathetic and under standing as the years go by; we can try to broaden our intellectual Interests, and above all, we can try to look on the bright side of things. The little old lady of whom I write was huddled up in her house one bright spring morning brooding over her troubles, when one of her neighbors called to her. "Come out to walk with me and forget your troubles." i"i don't want to forget them," said the unhappy little creature. "I love to brood over my troubles." And yet that woman- probably won ders why she doesn't have more friends! Let's not prepare for that kind of an old age. Big Husbands Best. Big men make the best husbands and little men with sharp, thin noses are especially to be avoided, according to Mrs. Anna Murphy, chief police matron, in her official report to Chief of Police McWeeny. Mrs. Marie Leavitt. clerk of the court of domestic relations, also for warded a report in which she jolted the little men. "Big men, whether it is in business or in matrimony, are easiest to get along with," wrote Matron Murphy. "They are more likely to be easy go ing and less irritable and more gener ous. The little man ls more likely to be nervous and fidgety. "A man with a sharp, thin nose is apt to be a scold. Wyhere a man of small stature is endowed with a nasal organ of this sort vou have a bad com bination. There you have a prize fault-finder. He will rail at every- thing from the way the steak is cook- ed to the wav his sneks are darned." Mrs. Leavitt added this: "The small men greatly outnumber the big men in the cases that come before this court. Most of our cases are for nonsupport, and on this com plaint the little, unskilled man is the worst offender by far." Chicago dis patch to New York World. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. From the Chicago News. He who hits the pipe must pay tie piper. Impressions made by beauty are than skin deep. People never credit a man's virtues as long as he has a vice. Peanut politicians should not complain if they get well roasted. , ' A beggar naturally has a pinched look If he is arrested for vagrancy. , Occasionally a detective forgets to dis guise his breath with a clove. The winter of our discontent is as like- 1 Iv to show nn in summer as anv nthr ! time summer as any other The epicure hates to waste his appetlta on cheap food, and no wonder!. You can't Judge the importance of a thing by the fuss a woman makes over it. A man seldom realizes that he's a fool until other people have known It tor years. But the man who masters a hard life Is of more importance than the man who ls mastered by an easy one. It doesn't follow that a frenzied finan cier would make a successful farmer be cause he knows how to water stock. As a matter of fact, there Isn't enough truth in the world to keep the tongues of gossip wagging therefore, you can draw your own conclusion. REFLECTION'S OF A BACHELOR. From the New York Press. . '. The art of lying is to know just how much of,lt-ls enough, A man ls more solemn about shaving than a woman is saying her prayers. The way for a girl to have a fine com plexion is to get all tangled up climbing a fence. The more of his own money a man spends the less of it he would it bis fam ily could get hold of It first. KANSAS COMMENT TIMES HAVE CHANGED. I W. R. Smith of Topeka, general at ' torney for the Santa Fe, has written a very sensible letter to -ne of the Topeka papers commenting on a news , paper article in which several Kansas ! statesmen were classed as undesirable citizens because they happened to be ' local railroad attorneys. Judge Smith calls attention to the fact that some of the best and most rep.ttable law i yers in Kansas are attorneys for , some of the various railways that traverse the state; that at least one of the Roosevelt electors is employed by the Santa Fe In that capacity and that other lawyers, high in the councils of ! the several political parties, have simi- lar connections. The Her-ild agrees I wi'h Judge Smith that, the day has j long since passed when It could be I considered a mark of reprobation to ' be classed as a railroad attorney. There was a time when the duties of the local attorney were largely po litical and his principal usefulness to his employer was to bring In a dele gation to the state convei.tion. The railroads were then strong political factors and felt that their continued well doing depended on their political Influence and activity. They have long since retired entirely from the po litical field and have learned that the anti-pass law, good service and a fair businerslike attitude toward their patrons ls far more satisfactory than the oli way. The present local rail road attorney attends only to the or dinary legal affairs of nis company an.l his connection therewith is es teemed as an hono? both by himself and the people of his community. Ottawa Herald. BETTER QUIT THE MEANNESS. After the polls close in November we should forget the bitterness and personalities that have entered into ,thig campaign and aU be brothers and friends again. It ls lamentable the mean things a fellow can say about the other fellow,' but It is good to feel that after the political war is over we can be nice bedfellows again. We often wonder if the women folks, when they come into their own will be as grouchy and cross to each other and tongue-lash and lambast each other as the men folks? If so. we are for ever "ferninst" suffrage. We hope the saying of a brilliant man, longr since passed to the beyond, that "the purflication of politics is an Irides cent dream" will be the reverse when women get the right of suffrage. Sil ver Lake Mirror. FROM OTHER PENS NO MORE CHESTNUTS. What shall we do for chestnuts? Ther ls a fear that by and by we shall have no more to roast. Everywhere the treea are dying, and our wise men do not know what to do about It. The very thought of a Thanksgiving without chestnuts, and from our own wooas, on our own farm, would rob the festival of a rug part of its Joys. The very sight of th chestnut tree, on a glorious Saturday afternoon in October, filled our boyi .U hearts with gladness. Those glorious fronds had been in our schedule fox weeks. We knew every chestnut tree within five miles. We met all the boys in town beneath their branches. Such free fights With the farmers' lads, on whoe preserve we trespassed! Such vigils, on frosty nignts under the harvest moon, that we might be the first on the ground! The memory is still keen of the burr that yielded slowly to our blows with a. stone, and the pounded fingers and the ever heavy bag bursting full by the time the sunbeams came aslant out of tni west. In those days the boy scout was not. But we built our fires of faggot. and cooked repasts of the real, roasted article years ago. It was an industry that paid, for we got the chestnuts off a man's own trees and took them to ine village for sale, where the man bougl-.t his own chestnuts of the dealer. However, the boys belonged in the system, for ve had thrashed the man's trees, tumblej out of the branches, fought off his dog.., and put the goods on the market. It was not a hostile government that interfered with chestnutflng. It was some occult law. The practice ls about broken up. for while there are still grand October fields, and enterprising boys, there rnnv soon be no more chestnut trees. New York Mall. o MORE MADNESS. It Is difficult to write with patience cf the performances of Rome aviators, and still more so of the conduct of those who for the sake of gain urge them to deeds of recklessness. Walwh, who was killt-d on Thursday at Trenton while performing at the state fair, was known as "one f the greatest trick aviators In the world." It was said that "there was not a atiit-t In the game that he would not trv." ai.d he was killed while essaying a piece t folly scnsationall advertised as the "dip of death." A few days before an other aviator, Astley, was klllr-d whue performing at another fair, in England. Before lie became an aviator he was an automobile racer, noted for hi reck?.. ; daring. In his last and fatal flight "!. ! executed a number of maneuvers in the 'r "e most oaring manner." Thvn V ". machine went wrong, and he w.s , VJ, ' "gnt to be obvious to a most rudimentary intellect that even the most i-auuuus nignis are perilous, ir a m-n ascends on an aeroplane and essays noth ing but the t-imple and direct flight which alone is likely to be of use in practical aviation he runs serious risks. Deliber ately to increase those risks by "doinK stunts" Is simply to make overtures to suicide. Perhaps we cannot enforce laws against such folly. But we could make and enforce laws against the public ex ploitation of it for gain. The fact tha a fair or other concern advertises that an aviator will perform a "dip to deatl." should be sufficient to bring upon it legal prohibition. It in rnnirarv tn nnh. He morals to make money out of the pub- w v.... i a. luciii i,i v i ji n nrc now near he can come, to killing himself New York Tribune. hPt,Bt '""""Prising a Stay JuBt where you are Tor fl vtes The effect Jg Blmj, burglar) ive mln- iply fine! Fliegende Blaetter. Willie's View. The Tired Business Mat (sorrowfully) Say, Willie, my wife died this morning. I won't be down this aftet noon. Be sure that the mail gets to the postofTice. Willie (wistfully) Yesslr. Say, boss. If yer gits der chanst phone some jf aer score in. Chicago Record-Herald. "That boy of mine has a great future aa a politician," proudly boasted the father. "How is that?" "'When a dispute arises during a ball game his companions caj him every name that they can think of and it never disturbs him in the least." Buffalo Express. f Easily Arranged. " 'By the Sea' is a' very pretty title for your picture," said the Interested onlooker. "But the ea ls too green and the waves are too fluffy " "That's so." replied the artist. "I'll paint some branches and twigs into It and call it 'The Woodland Way.' "Washington Star. .. In Customary Parlance. "There's orly one fault I have to find with that finan cial backer," said the candidate In a tone of annoyance. "What is that'" "He keeps referring to our partv platform aa a prospectus." Washington "Star. HUMOR Of THE DAY