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V 4 THE TOPEKA DAILY STATE JOURNAL OCTOBER . 28, 1912 'By FRANK P. MAC LENN AN. fEntered July 1, 1875, as econd-cla matter at the poatoflice at Topeka. K-att.. under the act of congress. VOLUME XXXIV No. 258 Official State Paper. Official Paper City of Topcka- 1 I IB I II II !! TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Emily edition, delivered by carrier, ! cents a week to any part of Topeka. er suburbs, or at the same price in any Kan sas town where the paper has a carrier svetem. By mall one year $3.60 By mall, stx months 1-90 By mall. 100 days, trial order 108 TELEPHONES. Prrrate branch exchange. Call 107 an ash (he State Journal operator for per son or department desired. Mopeka State Journal building;, 800 and 52 Kansas avenue, corner Eighth. Nenr York Office: t3 Fifth avenue. Paul Block, manager. Chicago Office: Stager building. Paul Slock, manager. Boston Office: Tremont BuUdins. Paul Block, manager. FTIiL LEASED WIRE REPORT OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. The State Journal la a member of ths Associated Press and receives the full day telegraph report of that great news or ranisAtlon for the exclusive afternoon (rabllcailon In Topeka. The news la received In The State Jour- atf) bell dinar over wires for tills sole pur- Governor Marshall has scored a. vic tory worth while by knocking the horse racing; gamblers out of Indiana. A London specialist says that mod em dress Is killing; women. Yet most women desire their gowns to be kill ing. Jack Johnson appears to be normal In this respect. He is blaming his troubles on the reporters and the news papers. Isn't it about time for the goosebone weather prophets to come out with their predictions as to what kind of a. winter we're going to enjoy? From their present successful en deavors in that direction, it is evident that if the Turks had participated gen erally in the Olympic games they would have won all the running races. Omaha's W. C. T. U. has given some valuable advertising to a production, being presented through the west by a grand opera company. In passing res olutions to the effect that it is demor alizing. And where, by the way, is the dove of universal peace? It is beginning to look as though the bird had retired to a life of ease and quietude ever since Andrew Carnegie contributed a huge fund for its maintenance. It must be a trifle discouraging to the Bull Moosers that President Emer itus Eliot, of Harvard university, who knows Colonel Roosevelt so well, should be actively espousing the cause of Woodrow Wilson. Many wives must.be extremely envi ous of that Chicago hotel which has a single carpet of such proportions that it weighs three tons; they would so enjoy having their husbands sling it over a clothesline and beat it, after coming home from a day's work. Among the contributors to the Demo cratic national campaign fund for this year the name of Thomas Fortune Ryan is conspicuous for its absence. Still. Mr. Ryan did pretty well by the Democratic party with that mite of J450.000 he contributed in 1904, and it is the same old party. As to why the girls wearing hobble Fkirts were barred from participation In the outdoor games of the Univer sity of Minnesota is something of a mystery. None so attired could have won a running race or a jumping con test. Neither would any of them have shone in the high-kicking events. Colonel Roosevelt is busy at work again, and is preparing the speech he hopes to be strong: enough to deliver In New York city October 30. Undoubt edly it will be his "swan song" in the political arena until the time comes for him to enter the lists again as a presidential candidate. Perhaps, though, he will emulate Mr. Debs and campaign continuously for the presi dency. Speakinpr of rare humor, how about this? Collier's Weekly recently an nounced the retirement of Norman Hapgood as its editor and a flop from Wilson to the support of Colonel Roosevelt. On Thursday, Robert Col lier, the owner of this publication, and Mark Sullivan, who has been its as sociate editor and chief political writer, were among the visitors at Oyster Bay who were permitted to see Colonel Roosevelt. And the report of their visit is to the effect that the colonel "talked literature" with them. Some folk seem to be laboring un der the impression that the fine weather that has prevailed of late In Kansas is of the Indian summer variety. As a matter of fact, the real thing in the Indian summer line does not some along, if it arrives at all, until after there has been a "squaw winter." A series of early snow storms that soon melt away con stitute such a winter. And the oldest inhabitant says that if an Indian summer continues for many days a severe winter is sure to follow, while If Indian summer is of short duration in winter will be mild and open. At the fourth annual conference of the American Association of Tanners, the prediction was made by experts in the premises that there would be fur ther advances in the price of shoes owing to a scarcity of hides. Three years ago it was argued that if bides were placed on the free list in the tar iff law there would be a material re duction In the price of shoes. Hides were put on the free list in the Payne Aldrich tariff law and'have been in that position since that law has been in ef fect. Yet the prices of shoes have gone up and up and are going higher. This ought to be pretty conclusive proof that the tariff law is not wholly responsible for the price of things that are affected by its provisions, regardless of the as sertions of many political economists to the contrary. WOMAN'S SUniAGE. Much of the opposition to woman's suffrage is based on the premise that it will seriously interfere with her ac tivities In her normal and gijrious sphere of life, that of wifehood and motherhood. Its enemies call it the great home-destroyer. Pathetic pic tures are painted of neglected chil dren, of unkempt houses and cf un cooked meals, if women are given the ballot. But such an argument is exceeding ly far-fetched. In fact, there is- little if any substance to it. During the many years that m?n have enjoytd the right to vote in this land, it certainly has not destroyed their usefulness in their varying lields of labor. This is generally speaking, of course. There are some men in Kansas and all other states in the union who devott most of their time to the pursuit of politics. They make it their life-work, cither for the emoluments that go with office-holding or for the honors con nected therewith, or else fcr the mere pleasure that comes to them in playing such a fascinating game. But com pared with the bulk of the men in this country, the number who devote their attention exclusively to politics is ex ceedingly small. Most men are mere ly interested in politics to the extent that the best possible of their number be chosen to conduct the public affairs. They keep in touch with the candi dates for office and the plans for gov ernmental betterment and develop ment through their newspapers and other publications, or by discussions at odd times with their friends and neigh bors. Occasionally during an impor tant or spirited campaign they will at tend in their leisure hours, a big po litical rally. But politics is seldom if ever permitted to interfere with their daily work, and about the only time they put themselves out in a.iy way to participate in politics is when they take a half hour or less on election day to go to the polls and cast their vote. There is absolutely not the slightest reason to suppose that the great bulk of the women would interest them selves any more extensively in politics than have the great majority rf the men. It is silly to urge that as soon as women are given the right Lo vote they will at once drop the threads of life they have always held so dear; that they will drop forthwith their duties to their homes and their fami lies and scurry, wild-eyed and frenzied. into the active political arena to ha rangue in the market-places with the men and with each other. The right to vote that has bjen en joyed by the men has not interfered with the pursuit of their ordinary avo cations, and at the same time they have always kept in sufficiently close touch with the active politicians and the changing policies of government to discharge their civic duties through the ballot with discernment and intel ligence. Exactly the same conditions will prevail with the great majority of women if the franchise is given them. Give women the right to vote, and instead of it destroying their homes, they will be likely to vote so intelli gently for candidates and measures that larger and better safe-guards will be thrown around the social environ ment, and the homes will loom up even larger than they now do as the beacons of safety and security along life's highway. If William Allen White thinks that the voters of Kansas are the most in telligent class of voters in the world, as he has said on frequent occasions, why does he deem it necessary to show them how to mark their election bal lots? As a matter of fact, Mr. White insults the intelligence of the Kansas voters by his marked activity in this direction. THE WORRY HABIT. A worrying woman once made a list of the possible unfortunate events and happenings which she felt sure would come to pass and be disastrous to her happiness and welfare, writes Orison Swett Marden in November Nautilus. The list was lost, we are told, and to her amazement, when she recovered it, a long time afterwards, she found that not a single unfortun ate prediction in the whole catalogue of disasters had been realized. Is not this a good suggestion to worriers? Write down everything which you think is going to turn out badly, and then put the list aside. You will be surprised to see what a small percentage of the doleful things ever come to pass. The most deplorable waste of en ergy in human life is caused by the fatal habit of anticipating evil, of fearing what, the future has in store for us, and under no circumstances can the fear or worry be justified by the situation, for it is always an im aginary one, utterly groundless and without foundation. One of the worst forms of worry is the brooding over failure. It blights the ambition, deadens the pur pose and defeats the' very object the worrier has in view. "Why fret thee, soul. For things beyond thy small control? Do but thy part, and thou Shalt see Heaven will have charge of these and thee. Sow thou the seed, and wait in peace The Lord s increase." Fear and worry make us attract the very things we dread. An actress renowned for her great beauty has said; "Anybody . w ho wants to be good looking must never worry. Worry means ruination, death and destruction to every vestige of beauty It means loss of flesh, sal lowness, tell-tale lines in the face, and no end of disasters. Never mind what happens, an actress must not worry. Once she understands this, she ha3 passed a milestone on the high road to keeping her looks." Worry not only makes a woman look older, but also actually makes her older. It is a chisel which cuts the face. I have seen a face so completely changed by a few weeks of anxiety that the whole countenance had a different expres sion and the individual seemed like another person. Enough is as good as a feast but most folk prefer the latter. Every man thinks there's all kinds of room for improvement in the Other fellow. There may be honor among thieves but they seldom show it in dealing with their victims. About the only attention most peo ple pay to the rules of a game is to figure on some way to circumvent them. Many politicians undoubtedly welcome the abuse they get in certain news papers because of the free advertising that goes with it. J A YHA WKER JOTS Success should crown the effort be In? made to organize an Editorial as sociation in the Sixth congressional district. Such associations are of in estimable benefit to the newspaper craft. A political observation from the South Kansas Tribune: Demanding "progressive government" at a time when the government is progressing tremendously is about as sensible as nravlna- for rain in the midst of a flood. Music has charms to do even more than sooth a savage breast in Norton county. In telling about a social af fair in its vicinity the Lenora News reports that a fine musical program gave the guests a fine appetite that was satiated by an excellent repast. Encouraging words from Jess Na pier ot the Newton Kansan-Republi- can: The man wno persistently aoes what he thinks is right, will ultimate ly receive the credit coming to him, though he may have to wait some times, until he has been dead a long time. Some Atchison Champion "chips:" If modern surgery keeps on it soon will be operating for homesickness "Good health is man's best friend, yet he treats it like a yellow pup," Jonathan Whang says Too many candidates are devoted to the people's cause only until the people have voted. .As long as calves sell on the market for more than their mothers, and at a higher price per pound than their big brothers, there is going to be an in creasing scarcity of beef, argues the Marquette Tribune, and it continues: If those pampered city veal eaters do not look out there will be laws passed for bidding the slaughter of calves for the market. Our game laws will be made to include veal. Self preservation, de mands a conservation of the meat sup ply for the race. Prose poems by the Ogallah corre spondent of the Trego County Repor ter: There was a cute young suf fragette tried for all the voters she could get; she wanted to vote and she's wearing a coat, but she ain't tried them other things yet Yan kee Doodle went to town upon a motorcycle; he stuck a nail into his tire and he was in a pickle. He made good time with U. S. mail as ,vou have often seen; except a few times when he walked six miles for gasoline We climb the hills and bump the bumps and wade the mud and crawl the humps, and dodge the holes and cuss the roads and spill the wheat from off our loads. Let's make a road law good and sound with common sense down to the ground; our taxes spent with sense and skill but I'm afraid we never will. r GLOBE SIGHTS BY THE ATCHISON 0 LOB'S. Most any newspaper knows how to ruu the government. Being great in defeat, however, isn't a particularly profitable pastime. Economy helps some, but it isn't a sat isfactory substitute for ready money. A reputation for good judgment is fre quently based on a list of lucky guesses. In trying to get something for nothing people often get nothing for something When a man wears a flower in his but tonhole, it indicates some woman is proud of him. Nearly every man who has prospered believes others should be able to go and do likewise.- Perhaps the man who tries to be better than other people has some license to leel that way. This is a funny world, in which one sometimes finds a candidate with as much confidence as his utterance indicates. Next to the circular letter, the most un important communication Is the notes children write each other in school. As a matter of proper proportions, we should say no man should wear a mous tache of greater latitude than his ample or attenuated shoulders. QUAKER MEDITATIONS. From the Philadelphia Record. Many a man gets up steam without spouting any hot air. When a woman does resort to cosmetics she generally makes up for lost time. Some fellows never go to work till they are convinced they can't make a living any other way. Blobbs "How did Singleton catch such a cold?" Slobbs "He has just become en. gaged to a girl from Boston." Tommy "Pop, what is an optimist?" Tommy's Pop "An optimist, my son, :s a man who is married and glad of it." No, Maude, dear; socially speaking there is no reason why you shouldn't con sider the basso quite as high-toned as the tenor. Tottie Twinkletoes "An audience o" deadheads is always cold." Polly Pink tights "Yes. but think how hot the dead heads would be if they had to pay." Hoax "Young Dashaway seems to, be infatuated with that manicure girl." Joax "He ought to be taken in hand." Hoax "That's evidently what the manicure girl thinks." " he paper says we may now expect some sticky weather." quoth the Court Jester. "What paper?" demanded the King. "Fly paper," replied the jester, quickly donning his armor. JO URNAL Eli TRIES BY THE WAY BT HAKTBT PARSON. The name of the Ishpeming, Mich., editor who said Col. Roosevelt was a booze-fighter, is Newett. But it ap pears that he didn't, he simply sus pected it. From recent dispatches we gather that the Bulgarians have captured sev eral Cioman cities and are inviting the Turks to Kumonova. Germany is bragging about a dog that can speak the human language. Here's betting the Dutch dog has noth ing on our own Bull Moose as an ani mal linguist. The moose is yelling "help" and "assistantce" so plainly that anyone could understand it. Every time-a woman moves, she states that she cleaned the house she left, but had an Awful Time digging the dirt out of the house she moved into. Our idea of a good practical joke would be to enroll a well-instructed light-weight pug in a high-school class presided over by one 'of those he teachers who asks a question, and then, if the pupil attempts to answer, yells: "Don't answer back I want none of your impertinence." - It has been our experience that as soon as a man has to quit drinking or smoking on account of his health, he becomes a reformer. The successful politician is not the one who follows the crowd, but the one who figures out the line of march, finds a short cut, shows up at the head of the procession and out-yells all of them. After a man is run over by a trolley car, his wife realizes his true value; and, as a rule, the company attorney cannot compromise with her for a cent less. "Prejudice" Is what the other fel low thinks is his "opinion." SAYS UNCLE GAV He that boasts that he has no en thusiasms is very near to the idiot who takes pride in his affliction. There are both kinds of folks in the world, more's the pity, and it is hard to tell which is the more unfortunate. It is one thing to be voicing one's en thusiasms continually and another to entertain them. But, disagreeable as h is, the half-baked enthusiast is of more use on the earth than the over baked intellectual. For the one still has that divine motive power in him that puts him ahead and gets results. The other may be highly cultured, but he is also, for all practical pur poses, completely and intensely dead. The pitifully imperfect ideas of the noisy prattler may lead to a huge waste of energy, but in the end some good is accomplished. The man be yond the reach of enthusiasm is a nonconductor of cosmic current and is incapable of generating energy un der any circumstances. For enthusiasm i i3 the bloom of pulsing, throbbing, dynamic, result getting life. Without such life there is no enthusiasm, and such life exists where enthusiasm is. The two are inseparable as cause and effect, which relation they bear. Furthermore, enthusiasm is an in tensifier and a conserver of energy. He that goes joyfully to work, with a longing taste in his mouth for his task, has performed half his -labor. There is no stimulator of mind and muscle like that particular kind of joy which we call enthusiasm. With a shockingly large proportion of the those straight little dresses," she ex race the hardest part of labor is Plained to Cynthia, "and my seam- creating an appetite for it and an in terest in it. He that hath enthusiasm for a yoke fellow knows naught of the nerve-sapping inertia which the unenthuslastic worker must over come. He that drags himself to toil is weary and spent before he lays his hand to it. He that is drawn by his enthusiasm carries to the task a mo mentum that breaks down all obsta cles and makes a plaything of that which his sluggish neighbor finds a back-breaking burden. He that boasts that he has no en thusiasm is a voice crying from the tomb of manhood. (Copyright, 1912, by the McClure Newspaper Syndi cate.) POINTED PARAGRAPHS. From the Chicago News. Gossip soon burns holes in a good name. Tombstones mark the dead line between now and then. A woman seldom shows her age until she tries to hide it. Money talks, and even hush money makes more or less noise. A man's idea of an enjoyable time 13 the kind he can't afford. A woman is awfully -lisappointed if h;r suspicions fail to come true. People may move in the highest circles and yet not get very far ahead. A man never knows where he will land when he stumbles over his own bluff. Almost anv man is willing to pose as a political patriot if he gets paid for it. Nearly every woman is so accustomed to acting that she thinks she would make a hit on the stage. Many a man has discovered that he mis judged his enemy especially after he wakes up in a hospital. A dutiful husband is one who can be made to do tricks for the purpose of en tertaining his wife's poor relations. One of the things a woman can never understand is why her hard working hus band is not enthusiastic about spending his vacation with her folks. Freedom, represented by a beautiful girl attired in classic draperies, shrieked when Kosciusko fell. "Pon t strain your lungs, ; said the man operating the picture ma chine. "If you simply move your lips we'll get all the eriect we netu. wasn ington Herald. 'DAFFYDILS BY TI. JfOALL. When Napoleon was asked if he could conquer Europe did he say "Corsican?" (Let's stew this fellow in oil. He's the boob that put the boil in boiler.) They don't use Cole in Pittsburg any more after hearing of the wonders they got out of Wood in Boston. (That may be true. But I heard different.) '' ; If a tigress is wild could a lion tamer? (Ladies and gentlemen: The tickets for the concert are only a dime, ten cents each.) WHEN NELLIE DRESSES. ' When Nellie goes upstairs to dress, a 1 tabe a magazine, And read abnnr th. wnnar-a nt I Some far-off foreign scene; : An article rvn mnr, v. Tk. Wo ii ti .. Also the editor's remarks On what next month he'll do. I light my pipe and puff away The while the page I scan. And read a Robert Chambers tale About some love-sick man. A muck-rake expert leads me through A bale of torrid stuff Explaining how a lot of men Got rich upon a bluff. I read the advertisements next. Of collars kodaks, cars. And breakfast foods and underwear. Tobacco and cigars. A liberal education I Obtain. I must confess. The evening we are going out And Nellie starts to dress. Detroit Free Press. THE EVENING STORY With Cyril as Substitute. (By Temple Bailey.) When Agatha Boone came home from Europe and found the man she loved engaged to another girl, she went to work to find a way to happi ness. "It isn't as if Bruce loved her," she said to her most intimate friend; "it's one of those sad mixups, where the future of three people is threatened because no one has enough common sense to solve the problem." "How did it happen?" demanded Cynthia. "It was my own fault," said Agatha, slowly. She was brushing out her wonderful fair hair in the moonlight, and it clung about her white figure like a golden web. "I thought Bruce was mine; yet I didn't realize that I loved him, and I went abroad, and while I was over there some one re ported the fact of my engagement to a German baron. Bruce had this lit tle girl for a patient she is only seventeen, half his age and she was alone and discouraged. He thought me could play protector that's the whole story. She's a darling, Cynthia, if I do say it. She isn't a bit in love with him, but she thinks she is; be cause she is so grateful that she mis takes it for a deeper feeling." "What are you going to do?" For a moment Agatha's brush was still. "I'll have to think it out," she j said, slowly, "but there's surely a I way." A week later, Agatha announced that Bruce s fiancee would visit her. "She's coming for a month and I'm go ing to give her the time of her life, Cynthia. That night Bruce Brown called. "It was dear of you to ask Flo," he said, she has had such a lonely life. Agatha, in palest green, was ar ranging white roses in a big silver bowl. "Bruce," she said, softly, "do ' you love her? You musn't ask that," he said steadily, "I I can't talk about her even to you." Agatha. bending over her roses questioned, "Who told you that I was going to marry Von Puttkamer?" "It was in the papers." Well, the papers told a false- nocd." He was like a man turned to stone xnen mere mignt nave been a chance for me?" "We musn't talk of that." she said "but I wanted you to know that I had not been fickle. He went away after that, and Agatha sought Cynthia. "He loves me," she said, and suddenly she knelt oesicte her irlend, her arms about her. He loves me." she cried, brokenlv "Cynthia, Cynthia, suppose that after an. l should lose him! Florence came, a auaint little child. with a little trunk packed with stiff little gowns and queer little hats Agatha, tactful, gracious, remedied the detects in the simple wardrobe. "I have had chiffon overslips made to stress is going to cut over some of mv old evening gowns. I told Flo that it would be kindness to me if she would take them. She's an independent little thing and it was hard to get her to accept; but when I said that Bruce would like it, she gave in." Florence, appearing at dinner m a filmy robe of pale amethyst, was like a dream-maiden. "Who is she?" demanded Cyril Brooks, whose yacht was in the har bor, and who followed, as always, In Agatha's train. He was ten years her Junior, and their friendship was purely Platonic. "When I find the right girl for you, Cyril," Agatha had told him, "I'll let you marry her; but in the mean time, you can be nice to me." Contact with Agatha's fineness had made a man of Cyril. Her ideas had spurred him to efforts which were not demanded by those who felt that his wealth and social position constituted sufficient assets. "Agatha has made me think about the responsibility that my monev brinea " Cyril confided to Florence, as she sat with him on the deck of his yacht in the moonlight that night, while Bruce and Cynthia and Agatha and Cynthia's mother played bridge in the cabin. "She's a dear." It had been understood that nothing was to be said of the engagement. "It will be best for me to introduce her to our friends first," Agatha had ex plained. When they came home that night, Cynthia and Agatha talked late. I wonder I wonder " Agatha said, "if I am doing right. Supose I should make a mistake I am half afraid, Cynthia." "I begin to see light." said Cynthia, slowly; "you are trying to work in Cyril as substitute." Agatha lighted a "candle. The faint illumination made deeper the shadows in her worried face. "Could anything De oetterr sne criea. tfrue and I love each other, Flo doesn't know yet the meaning of love Cyril needs just such a tender, devoted thing as his wife. He has money and youth. She won't be happy with Bruce. She isn't fitted to be a doctor's wife. She would mope and pine when he stayed away from her, while I would glory in the fact that I could help him to be of ser vice to hum: "It's a difficule thing," said Cynthia, "to play fate." The next night Agatha carried rhe friend up to Florence's room. "I want you to see her," she said. "Go softly, she's asleep." Florence lay with all her brown curled hair straying over the pillow. Her flushed cheeks showed rose-pink against the sheet's whiteness. One small hand held a red. rose. "Cyril gave her that," whispered Agatha, then her voice wavered, "but how can bruse help loving her? She's so dear and young. Oh, youth, youth, is there anything like it in the whole wide world?" A week's cruise on Cyril's yacht brought the young people close to gether, and one night Bruce came to Agatha, a great light shining in his face. "Dear friend, he said, "is fate really going to release me from despair?" They were alone on deck. Cyril and Florence had gone ashore with Cyn thia as chaperon to a dance at the club house. Cynthia's mother was nap- club nouse. Cynthia's mother was i -y fact tnat thero , a Wils..n ping in the cabin. "Is fate going to oe p re"8ve -Republican league in Can good to me?" Bruce said again. fornia. a Progressive party all over the AeBtha fnrncH nnl looked at him Why?" she demanded, and knew the answer. "Is Cyril falling in love -with Flo is Flo turning to Cyril? Wouldn't it be a solution of this miserable tangle in which I have tied myself ?" Agatha's eyes were again on the star-powdered sky. "I don't dare be lieve it I don't dare." her voice trembled, "don't let's be sure until the moment comes, Bruce." Out of a long silence he spoke. "This one thing I ask of the gods, that they will let Florence see that in the youth and the strength of Cyril's manhood she may find love. Only thus can the web be broken, Agatha." I know," she said, "but if she does not love Cyril, you must marry her, Bruce." "Yet, you know dear heart," he whispered. "I know," she whispered back. Then she stood up. "Let's take the motor boat and go to meet them. It's a perfect night on the water, Bruce." Coming across the country house lawn toward the pier, little Flo in silver-spangled net looked like a fairy sprite. Cyril, strong as a young god, stepped lightly beside her. "Oh, you beauties, you beauties," murmured Agatha, "wouldn't it be an ideal thing, Bruce?" Cynthia, a little in advance of the others, was helped into the boat by Bruce. When Florence came she clung to Agatha. "Please," she said, "may I talk to you when we get back on the big boat?" Agatha kissed her. "Come into my cabin," she said, "after the others are settled for the night." In Agatha's loving arms Florence lay and sobbed out her story. "Cyril says he loves me. and that there's never been any other woman for him. That you've been like a dear sister, and that youth responds to youth. But I can't bear to hurt Bruce he's so good so good." "And you love Cyril?" Agatha's heart was pounding. ""Oh, yes yes." "Tien suppose I should tell you," Agatha's voice shook a little, "sup pose I should tell you that once upon a time Bruce loved a woman who thought she didn't love him, and that through a dreadful mistake he be came engaged to you, but now the other woman cares, and he feels in honor bound to you?" "Oh," Florence sat up, a radiant figure in the shining moonlight, "s it really true and who is the other woman?" Behind the screen of her own fair hair, Agatha murmured, "Can't you guess?" "You?" Florence's laugh rippled like music. "Oh, you darling, you darling it's you and we'll live hap py ever after." But Bruce said deeper things than this when Agatha told him. "Those two young things think they know nappiness, he said, and drew a long oreatn,. dui you and 1, why the suf fering, the agony because of these tnings we shall appreciate the full ness-of our-richer joys, sweetheart.' (Copyright. 1912, by McClure's newspaper syndicate.) rtVFnrrirt r ft jit ST RUTH CAKBROK. Ij "There, that's just about as near as a newspaper gets to anything." The author-man's wife threw down tie pape petulantly as she made that bro midic criticism of the accuracy of newe- pupers. The author-man's wife had been Inter- newea and she did not think the Inter- lewer nad quoted her correctly. It Eccms that he, the reporter, had asked if she did not think a certain thing was so, and when she had given a lukewarm assent, had quoted her ns having of her own accord made emphatic statement to mat enect. And the author-man's wife was most m- uigrnant. Justly, you say? And yet think how manv npnnln Hn that same thing. 'Gertrude says she doesn't think you have any right to do that, and that you are unreasonable even to think of it " h.. one friend of mine once quoted another. It certainly sounded as if Gertrude very much opposed, but I had good rea son for thinking she had no such stron feeling, and questioning proved that just what I thought was true. Our mutual friend, after saying very warmly that ne felt thus and so about my pronosed move, had asked Gertrude If she did not agreS and she being one of those DeODle wr.o alwavs agree with present company, had said she did. Undoubtedly a great many things that one person quotes another as saying, are said in just about that way, and yet we mame me newspapers oecause they jo the same. It Is quite the fashion among cultured people to cry down the newspapers every now and then, which, quite aside from tru justice of the accusation, seems almost as absurd as crying down what we see in our mirrors. For after all, your news paper is nothing more nor less than a reflection of your tastes and your Inter ests. But to return to the Justness of the ac cusation. As a rule I think the newspa pers are not a bit worse than the people who criticise them. We object to the newspapers' Inac curacy in quoting. I have already pointed out how often we also are guilty. We inveigh against the scandal that the newspaper parades. If we never tell a juicy bit of gossip to our neighbor w'c have a right to complain. Otherwise n N And by the by, let me tell you that the newspaper Is a good sight more carefiil about what scandal it repeats than mo-t private Individuals. It has to be the llbei law hangs over it. We talk about exaggeration! If the average newspaper is any more Inclined to exaggerate than the average individ ual I miss my guess. Besides, the news paper exaggeration Is often based on mis information which) the readers themselvc give the newspaper reporters. Take it by and large it seems to me that our newspapers are one of the most wbnderful products of our whole civiliza tion and deserve our admiration a grnt deal more than our criticism. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. From the New York Press. It takes a woman to know a thing !. going to happen because there is no rea son for it. The thing a woman can be surest of is that if her husband would buy her a house they wouldn't be paying any rent. A woman who has been out to an even ing reception, undressed, has to dress ail up. when she gets home, to go to bed. There's nothing that hurts a man's feel ings so much as for his wife to dig up an old photograph cf him in a queer collar and tie. What made a woman know beforehand a thing was going to happen Is she would have known if it hadn't been going to. KANSAS COMMENT PARTY POLITICS. We started to write something about party politics the otner aay out aner country, a big bunch of Roosevelt Repuo- Means ditto, a Duncn oi tiiuii R( public ans in BpotS a larger showing o. Taft Democrats in New York, some lart Wilson Republican Democrats here an 1 thfre. a big albeit silent portion ot Roose velt Democrats in the west, a slice of Taft Progressives now and then with nothing lacking except Roosevelt standpatters, and that In places the test of party regu.arity Is scratching the ticket, wo have come to the stern but inevitable conclusion that, for this year at least party politics havS gone to the everlasting smash.. Cimarron Jacksonlan. TAKE SOMeTrECREATION. The business man who makes time to go out with his gun and dog of with his rod and creel, mav be looked upon bv tome as a profligate, but it will be found that during the time he I behind his desk, he is worth two of the men who never leave their offices. It pays any man to get a little healthy recreation occnsumallv. Go out and rake the leaves off the lawn or go nutting with the children some fea'. urday. Don't let business divorce you from your children when they are at the most interesting and important period ft their lives. A day in the woods with hi father wilt stand out 1n a boy's memory nil the rest of ilr. life as one of the great est evrnts of his career. If you are In any business but the newspaper buslnesr.. just forget It for one day and get ac quainted with nature and your own fam ily. Leavenworth Post. PRISON REFORM NEEDED. When hundreds of prisoners mutiny as they have done at the penitentiary at Rawlins, Wyo., the failure of th prison system as a reformative agency becomes tragically apparent. In- a theoretical sense, the prisons are ex pected to provide a means of teaching lawless men and women a respect for the law and a knowledge by which they may make themselves better fitted to occupy a position of respect in their community. Frequent reports of uprisings in different prisons indi cate that the scheme of reformation is either a failure or that tyrannous methods have been used to subdue rather than improve the condition of the prisoners. Opponents of th present system of incarceration mT point to the prison as a failure, but they have failed to suggest a remedy. At the same time it must bo admitted that the determination of practically every one of hundreds of prisoners to secure thoir liberty even at the price of murder shows a lamentable failure to achieve the primary object of Im prisonment. A rigid investigation Into the cause of the mutiny with the pos sible installation of humane method of punishment for minor offenders within prison walls might result in less disturbances of the nature engendered at the Rawlins penitentiary. Pitts burg Post. HIGH LIVING. Gov. Colquitt, in his reply to the New York Times, attributes the higher cost of living largely to the general indul gence in high living. Undoubtedly then? is something in his contention, and It is by no means new. However, the fact of high living does not entirely explain the high cost of living, for it is obvious that the consumer pays muc h more than the producer receives, and that the toll of middlemen, whether or not they be trusts, is enormous. But to the extent that high living is responsible for the higher cost of living, the ques tion still remains unanswered. "What can be done about it?" Most people who are indulging in high living fully admit the charge. They deny that thev are living according to their own wishes, but insist that because everybody's do ing it they must do likewise. "So'-lul competition and a multitude of induce ments, artificial orotherwise, drag them on to a standard of livirg which their own Judgment condemns, and It is dif ficult to believe that there will be a change in this order of things, except some one shall be smart enough to or ganize a public trust committed to the boycotting of those things which go to make up higher living. Dallas News. Tlio Englishman's Tub. It has long been whispered that the alleged devotion of the Briton to his morning tub is a myth.' Dr. it n Quine has had the temerity to proclaim the fatal truth from the housetops. In quiry among hotelkeepers has, it seems, disclosed the fact that a pror-ortlon varying from 1 to 10 per cent of their visitors alone use the bathroom. "Com mercial gents" are noticeable for their absent-mindedness in this respect, and the average of clergymen is not hieh. In tneir case, we suppose, godliness is regarded as a substitute for cleanli ness, though Dr. Quine charitab.'v nt. tributes the failure to poverty, th.is supporting the plea of the bishop who. when complaint was made to him that his clergy were dirty, replied: "Poor fellows! They've all got their glebe on their hands." In point of fact, the Briton's morn ing tub is a comparatively recent and very partial institution. Elizabeth Englishmen were great, but dirty, and we doubt if the bucks of the regency Were much better. Public opinion in the schools and the messes enjoins ab lution under penalty of "sheep-washing;" but that we do not ourselves believe that the habit has gone very deep is shown by the fact that w sometimes permit ourselves to speak or the mass of our fellow-countrymen as "the great unwashed." Sir Almroth Wright, who considers ablution pernicious, may rejoice; but to those who have advocated public baths and wash-houses, or striven to make the bath-room a necessary adjunct of the workman's tenement, the experienc has been disheartening. He may use the bath to keep ducks in; otherwise. it is probably "the driest spot in Lon don." He is content with the "goods old annual." and, perhaps, he takes even this by proxy, like the Cockney who was heard to exclaim to the friend he was seeing off to the seaside: "f-'hall y'ave a bawth when yer gets there, Alf? 'Ave one fer me, will yer!" Paii Mall Gazette. HVMOR OF THE DAY 'Pa, what's an Inscrutable smil'" -t... the kind, my son, your mother had on her face this morning when T tiH business might keep me out late tonight." Baltimore American. Mrs. Jinks Blngor says their baby 1 the smartest in the United States Jir k! Why doesn't he claim the Ku-nrw.T rights. too?-The Outlook. -"opean 1lkp.rn tnc De Itoads get alon vp SrHo trinA tl. - . along . . , x ne cclt in htr name ana ne buys the Roosevelt Lyra-Bird, gasoline. Ti,a FROM OTHER PENS r