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THE TOPEKA DAILY STATE JOURNAIr MONDAY EVENING, FEBRUARY 3 1913- mm Some of the New Wooltex Suits GAIIERf c? LLi UJJ S) U LiJ vii tiJ U ALL MEN'S SHOES ALL WOMEN'S SHOES ALL CHILDREN'S SHOES Men's, Women's and Children's Rubbers, Footwear included in Every pair of Winter Shoes in the house radically reduced for All leather shoes positively guaranteed. o) GOAT ISJO MORE Double' Headed Animal at Grid iron Cul Banquet. Moose Head at One End, Ele phant's at Other. Washington. , Feb. 3. President elect Wilson. President Taft, Theodore Koosevelt, W. J. Bryan. Rip "Van Winkle and other notables were por trayed to the Gridiron club and its Kues ts at the annual winter dinner. Men of international fame sat at the board and saw themselves frolicking about to their own amusement. The- dinner took the form of a (graceful tribute to President Taft and another to President-elect Wilson. The session began with an inaugura tion of the club's president, Rudolph Kauffman. His inaugural procession which marched into the hall to the blare of a band, consisted of: Uetachment of the New Jersey, Na tional Guard. . Club of Princeton professors. Southern colonels, hurrahing: for the "Solid South." The "Wanta Eta Pie Frat" of col lege boys. Tammany's phalanx. The "In Bad Club." including Geo. W. Harvey, Henry Watterson, August Belmont and Thomas F. Ryan. Squad of suffragettes shrieking, "Votes for Women." Jloun' Dog Club "Broke." When the din had partly subsided, it was announced in behalf of Presi dent Kauffman that he did not think much of the parade, us some things were missing. "Where," he asked,- "was the Champ Clark Houn' Dog Club?" "Went broke at Baltimore," was the explanation. "Where's the Underwood protec- Ugly Sores Quiskly Banished You Marvel How Worst Skin Eruptions Disappear as Result of Famous Remedy. If you hav been fighting some blood ! troubles, some eruptive skin disease, call ! It eczema, lupus, psoriasis, malaria, I ecrofula or what you will, there la but 1 one sure, safe way to cure it. Ask at any drug store . for a $1.00 bottle of 15- S. S. and you are then on the road to health. The action of this remarkable remedy Is just as direct, just as positive, just as certain in its influence as that the sun rises in the east. It is one of those rare medical forces -which act in the blood with the same degree of cer tainty that is found in all natural ten dencies. The manner in which it dom inates and controls the mysterious trans ference of rich, red, pure arterial blood ' tea. ' ' IV.' v-" : jy" lor the diseased venous blood is mar- February 21 Clerk for department- Telous. al service at VTashington. Out through every skin pore acids; February 24 Lithographic trans perms and other blood impurities are ferrer. forest pathologist, petroleum forced in the form of invisible vapor, j l"j.""er Th lunirs breathe it out. the liver is ' February stimulated to consume a great propor tion of impurities, the stomach and in testines cease to convey into the blood stream the catarrhal, malarial germs: the bo tk;1s, .kidneys, bladder and all emunctories of the body are marshalled Into a fighting force to expel every ves tige of eruptive disease. There is scarcely a community any where but what has its living example of the wonderful curative effects of S. S. S. Get a bottle of this famous remedy to-day, and if your case Is stub born or peculiar write to The Swift Spe cific Co., 127. Swift Bldg., Atlanta. Ga. Their medical laboratory is famous and Is conducted by renowned ' experts in Hood and. sHli) (3inaxe$; 514 Kansas Avenue SI 4 Kansas Avenue tion phalanx?" "Pulled off the train by Bill Bryan and slapped into steel shackles," was the answer. ..... Hardly had the guests turned to their terrapin when entrance was de manded and achieved by the Sigma Pi PI Sigma fraternity of the Yale law school, which insisted on initiating two new members. The dinner was suspended for the ceremonyv The neophytes were "Mr. William of Cin cinnati" and "Mr. Theodore of Oyster Bay," to be known in the order as "Brother Bill" and "Brother Teddy." The grand panjandrum explained that S. P. P. S." meant "Standpat Progressive Society." The symbol of the ballot box'with a coffin and schol ar's cap below it meant: "The ballot box is the one peaceful bludgeon in the hands of the people. He who is stricken by it may either crawl into his political coffin and die at once or prolong life a little by go ing to teach at a university." A nondescript, double-ended animal with a moose head at one end and an elephant's - at the other, replaced the time-honored goat, that both candi dates might tbe able to ride at once. When it broke down under their com bined weight, Theodore declared that although he "couldn't run the darn thing, by Godfrey, I smashed it," while William "backed himself against the world for a good loser." In the struggle the wigs and false mustaches became displaced, revealing the features of the two new candi dates for admission to the club. John E. Monk, of the St. Paul Dispatch, and John P. Gavit, of the New Tork Eve ning Post. AVilson Cabinet All Bryan. Next, President-elect Wilson was dis covered conducting his first cabinet council on the lines of a faculty meet ing, and calling on a member for his "thesis." It soon appeared that all the cabinet officers from the secretary of state to the attorney general bore the features of W. J. Bryan. "Where is my cabinet?" queried the president. j "He will soon be here," replied his secretary. "He? You mean they. For that er ror of grammar you will translate five extra pages of Homer," retorted Mr. j Wilson. I Reminded that he had never attended a cabinet meeting. Secretary of State I Bryan admitted he had not. but add-j ed. "I have made three attempts at i it.'- Secretary of the Treasury Bryan .. ha harl ,r- Hurl a financial idea since 1896. original points. The company is a high Secretary of War Bryan declared he class one. headed by Knox Wilson, was not Mr. Wilson's secretary of war, ' who has scored successes in the lead but his own war secretary. Secretary I ins roles of "The Burgomaster." "The of the Navy Bryan favored no more j Land of Nod," and "The Silver Slip battleships untl Lncoln, Neb., became j per," and was principal comedian with a seaport. Attorney General Bryan residuary legatee of 400 incomplete trust prosecu tions, declared his trust policy to be "to bust those we can't trust, and trust those we can't bust." DKMEI) PAY 1X311 BROKEN" NOSE. Clerk Drops Pair of Shoes in "Drum mer's" i"a-c. Wichita. Kan.. Feb. 3. A jury in the local district court says that it is no damage to a traveling man to have broken nose. B. . Daniel, witn a nrnrlnr hnnse. sued a shoe store be- cmise a clerk dronned a pair of shoes from a ladder and they broke Daniel's nose. He claimed $3,000, and after the jury debated all night, ne goi noinins- j The case will pro to the suDreme court.) Civil Service Examinations. The United States civil service com mission invites attention to the fact that it has been unable to secure suf ficient eligibles to fill vacancies as they occur in the positions of cook and baker in the Indian service. Quali fied persons, both men and women, are urged to enter the examinations. Date for the civil service examina- tions are as follows: 26 Electrical assistant. nautical expert, junior chemist in radioactivity, photostat photographer, aid for division of graphic arts, en gineer and plumber, mechanician, as sistant forest pathologist, scientific as sistant in soil surveying, assistant in xylotomy, assistant in forest manage ment, examiner of surveys. February 26-27 -Assistant irrigation engineer, business teacher. March 3 Meat inspector. March 5 First class steam en gineer, topographic aid, temporary. March 6 Second class steam en gineer. March 6-7 Junior topographer. March 12-13 Aid in coast and geodetic survey, architectural drafts man and junior, assistant teacher and industrial teacher for Philippine service COMING ATTRACTIONS "The Countess Coquette," which comes to the Grand on tomorrow night, is not intended to point a moral or cause any perceptible enlargement of ' high-brow , craniums. However, people who enjoy a sparkling French farce with some of the catchiest music since the "Merry Widow," will not find their evening wasted. The farce is Mando Williams in the "Countess Co quette" at the Grand Tuesday, l-'cb-ruary 4. from the French of Marcelle Janvier, and faithfully translated by Erika Gulfstrom, who has lost none of the -rmiiii nciu. iuiss vera Alien, wno nas a prominent part, was christened "The American Trentini" by Boston critics. Whenever You Are in Kansas City, Make This Store Your Down-Town Headquarters Use the Many Conveniences at Your Will. 1 J city. mo. jJillll i , , , . h --'it k7'- Ai this sale. quick selling. and last season sang the soprano roles with the Chicago Grand Opera com pany. Miss Maud Williams has been with a number of Savage productions, and was prima donna with Raymond Hitchcock. An unusually attractive chorus is one of the features of the production and the eleborate scenic effects were constructed by Dodge and Castle. EAST SIDE NOTES. (Items for this column may be phoned to 3913 or the State Journal office.) Mrs. Charles Cole will entertain the Lotus Embroidery club Tuesday after noon at her home, 70S Lincoln street. A birthday celebration was held yes terday at the Fred Beeler home, 1420 East Sixth street, when Mr. Beeler celebrated his eightieth birthday anni versary. The following relatives spent the day yesterday with him: Mr. and Mrs. Charles Beeler and son, Ralph, of Kansas City; Mr. and Mrs. Charles Campbell, and son, Clifford: Mr. and Mrs. John Fehlner, Mr. and Mrs. Amos Beeler and daughter, CJuenndolyn, Miss Florence Feldner, Miss Mabel Beeler, Miss Delia Hughes, Miss Myrtle Beeler, Mr. ' Edward Campbell, Mr. Albert Campbell and Mr. Roy Hoover. A special meeting of the Vesta Em broidery club will be held Tuesday af ternoon with Mrs. R. M. Dunning. 482 Reno street. All members are urged to be present as .plans for a valentine party will be discussed. Mrs. W. B. Wilson will entertain the F. F. club Tupsday afternoon at her home 411 Poplar street. Mrs. C. II. Nonemaker, of Kansas City, is visiting her mother. Mrs. G. AV. Richardson, of Davies street, for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. A. Johnson. Mrs. J. J. Williams and Mrs. Lou Hummell were guests yesterday of Mr. and Mrs. Rob ert Mitchell, 1122 Lawrence street. Fred Irish has returned to his home in Kansas City, after spending the week-end with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. N. Irish, 619 Chandler street. Miss Babe Evans, 519 East Eighth street has returned from Osage City, after spending the week-end with rela tives there. , Mrs, J. ,W. Sumey, 325 Klein street, went to Wichita today to visit her brothers, S. P. Bessette and R. B. Bessette and families for two weeks. Mrs. (?. W. Richardson, Mrs. Thomas Checksfield, Mrs. J. M. Jones and Mrs. C. H. Nonemaker, of Kansas City, were guests Saturday of Mrs. Fred Skidmore in Highland Park. Mrs. J. J. Williams, will entertain the Golden Rod Embroidery club Wednesday afternoon at the home of her sister, Mrs. Harry Applcgate, 1135 Brooks avenue.' Misses Pear and Hazel Baumgartner were guests yesterday of Misses Val f tta and Marie Sheafor, 1313 East Sev-r-ntht street. Merle Dean, who has bn confined to her home in Highland Park with an attack of the grip, is rapidly improv ing. . . Mrs. Mary Nichols, of Valley Falls, was visiting friends here a few days last week. Will Noller. of McFarland, has re turned home, after a short visit here with his parents. Mr. and Mrs. George Noller, of East Tenth street. Mrs. S. E. Thompson, of Kansas City. is here visiting her mother, Mrs. Mary E. Moore, who is ill at her home. 709 Adams street J. H. Weaver, of Shady Glen farm, Tecumseh, and Geo. Weaver, of To peka, are in Kansas City for a few days on business. Nate Cafferty. of Omaha. Nebr.. is visiting his sister, Mrs. J. E. Hen derson, 513' Jefferson street. UNCLE SAM DEFEATED Government Loses the Shoe Machin ery Trust Case. AVashington, Feb. 3. The govern today suffered its first big defeat in the recent auti-trust campaign when the supreme court held that the of ficials of the Union Shoe Machinery Co. had not violated the Sherman antitrust law by organizing that com pany. The court, however, did not rass upon the legality of the system by which the company leases ma chines on terms that "no independent machinery Jbe used.' An Epigram. "That wasn't a bad epi gram on the magistrate's part," said the somewhat educated tramp, who had been convicted for vagrancy. "What did he say?" asked the tramp's paL "Seven days," came the reply. "That ain't no epigram, is it?" "I'm sure it is. I asked a parson once what an epigram was, and he says. "It's a short sentence that sounds light, but gives you plenty to think about.' " London Opinion, Clyde county is represented in the house by one perfectly good Democrat who answers early in the roll call and votes Democratic all day. Mr. Chas. F. Armstrong is a banker and real estate dealer by trade, and a Demo crat by profession. Trading money for real estate and real estate for money seems to have been more than a mere diversion with Mr. Armstrong, as he is one of the wealthy men of his dis trict. Mr. Armstrong came to Clyde by accident. He was agent and operator at Clifton, on the Central Branch In 1878 when the accident occurred to the agent at Clyde, (canned, possibly) and Mr. Armstrong took his place. Four years later he tired of jerking freight and filling switch lamps, and jumped the job to go into the produce business. He was a pioneer in the The Clyde Banker. cold storage business, and built the first storage house west of the Mis souri river. A creamery business wa3 added, and Mr. Armstrong spent the next 25 years in making butter and money. He found time to serve two terms as mayor of Clyde, and then, , building four walls and a roof around ' nis roUi he caned it a bank. . His rise from telegraph operator to political and financial leader of his district was not sudden but it was a steady ! up-grade, In the legislature Mr. Armstrong is steady and not subject to stampede. I Waving a red blanket or letting off a string of firecrackers has no effect upon him, -and it is widelj- suspected that Clyde county' made a good guess. Virtue may be its own reward, but the reward for faithful political acti vity is something else again. Mawrus. Mahap that is the reason Senator J. AV. Howe of Abilene, is slated for a job. According to the schedule, he is due to receive the goat of one Amrine, Stubbs appointee and superintendent of the Hutchinson reformatory. Am rine fought, bled and lied for Stubbs and got a job. Howe fought, but Dave Mulvane neglected to pat him on the nose, and he shed no blood but in fighting he wrote and printed a lot or campaign dopus for Governor Hodges. Amrine's job is his reward. Slated for a Job. The young senator from Abilene is a newspaper manr but should not be classified with the poor simps who la bor on a city daily. He is a- Proprie tor. When he left college, he beat it thence to Abilene by the shortest route. Rushing into a print shop known as the Dickinson County News, he encountered an old gentleman and said: "Whatchawantforit?" The own er named a figure, and the deal was a closed incident. "Come out and take a slant at my house,"' invited the old. man- , "Done," said Howe, after taking a look at the residence and getting a price. "I'm going to move, and hate to pack this furniture, how about, it?" " "Price? It was named. Mr. Howe had a furnished house. "And, incidentally, I have one per- FOR BALD HEADS A Treatment that Cost Nothing If It Fails. Wo want you to try three large bot tles of Rexall "93" Hair Tonic on our personal guarantee that the trail whl not cost you a penny if it doe not give you absolute satisfaction. That's proof of our faith in this remedy, and it should indisputably demonstrate that we know what w are talking about when we say that Rexall "93" Hair Tonic will retard baldness, overcome 'scalp and hair ailments, and if any human agency can accomplish this re sult, it may also be relied upon to pro mote a new growth of hair. Remember we are basing our state ments upon what has already been ac complished by the use of Rexall "93" Hair Tonics, and we have the right to assume that what it has done for thou sands of others it will do for you. In any event you cannot lose anything by giving it a trail on our liberal guar antee. Two sizes, 60c and $1.00. Re member, you can obtain Rexall Rem edies in this community only at our store Ttie Rexall Store. Weightman's Pharmacy. Ninth and Ktnsu Ave. Adv. . I are here for your selection We ask you : to inspect these superb models. Look first at their style; then con sider their pure-wool fabrics and unequalled tailoring; which enables its to guarantee their satisfactory service and looks for at least full seasons These earliest arrivals are most ly plain tailored suits, and range in price from $25.00 to 138.60. Compare them on style, materials, finish, and fine points of tailoring with any others you can .find, at the prices you will almost cer tainly decide in favor of Wooltex. We illustrate two exceptionally, beautiful and practical styles at $25.00 J02 S MM tKs Simim No. 2023 The "Winifred" salt, a plain tailored parment of almost severe simplicity. Note the elegance of its fit. the graceful outlines, the smooth curves and the general effect of hand-moulded-, custom-fitted, made-to-measure exactness. This suit is a triumph of tail oring. Tlie materials are the bestr Price $23. ITaiTMiLis Dry Cgdds (o. The Quickest Route to the Human Mind Is Through Sense of Sight That is why Electric Advertising grows in popularity each day. The problem of Electric Sign Manufactuera is the problem of meeting the demand. Do you believe that thousands of mer chants all over the country are hanging out Electric Signs for fun? You know and we know that they are banging out Electric Signs because it pays and pays big. Our ELECTRIC SIGN proposition is based on terms which appeal to every business man. Just call up telephone 369 and tell our business department that there is a faint chance of interesting YOU in Electric Signs. H ow do you your ads?. An idea worth many good round dollars to you may be sprung at the Ad Club meeting TOMORROW XOOX, Preparing an Advertisement By G. B. Wadsworth of N. Y. is another advertising lecture put out by the A. A. C. A. Educational Committee. It it illustrated by stereopUcon. It shows how the successful ones do it. Take part in discussion if . you wish. Commercial Club, 12: through by 1:30 dinner is 25c 15 fectly good cow out in the barn." Mr. Howe had a cow, in addition to other property. The original owner threw in a dog and two cats, the print-shop towel, and a few galleys of time copy. Then he wandered away with the major portion of Mr. Howe's wad and lived happily in California ever after. Recently Mr. Howe purchased the Abilene Democrat and added it to his collection, consisting of two newspa pers, furnished house reformatory job et cetera. All he lacks now is a wife, but he has been successful In eluding the ladies up to this date. GUTS A BIG MELON. Standard Oil Distributes $40,000,000 in Dividend. New Tork, Feb. 3. The Standard Oil company of New Jersey today de clared a dividend of $40 a share. It was explained that this dividend rep resented moneys owed to the com pany by its subsidiaries at the time of the dissolution. ' "The companies have made pay ments," a statement says, "from time to time as able to do so from money raised by the realization of assets or increase of capital stock." The dividend is payable on Feb. 15. In round figures the total payments to stockholders will amount to $40, 009.000. . Announcement was made today that stockholders of the Continental Oil company will meet at Council Bluffs on March 6 to vote on a pro posal to terminate the corporate exis tence of the company. The company CfrrM It IS Ik. MMt.0 Mill I r Wadaa m - No. 2019 A suit of distinc tive style, is this model called the "Winningliam." Note the snappy shape of the cut-away front, the Ions revers, the fanci ful stitch lines and the pocket effect produced by inserting the material in a bias patch over the hips. It comes in a variety of diagonals. lrico $25. Topeka Edison Co. prepare You don't have to be a member just come. '"''" .in mm,,.,, , mmm ttsssjss mmm -cat mmmm was organized in 1884 and was for merly a Standard Oil subsidiary. , Wilson Keeps Ills Secretary. Trenton, Feb. 3. Joseph Patrick Tumulty at present private secretary to Gov. Wilson, .will be secretary to the president after March 4. accord ing to An finnminsiomon , ... T : j . elect AV llson today.