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THE TQPKA DAILY STATE J OURNAIr-MOND AY EVENING, MARCH v 3 1913- QTimrka Stttf P .Himntnl stage replaced, until further prepara- "out this ten days past;" vegetation was T " 4" OJUUllliU putting forth in every direction; corn By FRANK. P. HACLENNAS. " U1 warm siawuiis Dlanted .he 1st w six to eierht inches ! are provided,- as a gasoline motor nigh, and the martin, traditional habinger ran not h ift nt nt n tn Kn ic- of spring, had made his appearance. CEntered July 1. 1875. aa second-class K, ' . . . , - . Dr. Joseph E. Muse, of Cambridge, S. C, ir.atter at the postoffice at Topeka. Kan, j rees below zero and b expected to made thla entry , Ws asrlcu,turai diary: ut Jer the act of congress. start when required. It has been dem- "February 22, l&ia. At a birthnight ball i onstrated. nevertheless, that with bet- 1,1 amuriage. many oi our aoira were ornamented VOLUME XXXV No. 63 ter roads and warm rooms In which honeysuckle, G KANSAS COMMENT with fresh wallflower. HE DID HIS BEST. I "He did his best." What epitaph Could better sum man's splendid deeds? ' : " uccu tu pen a paragrapn, I This simple phrase is all he needs. THE MINIMUM WAGE BILL. ""Ltn he was Kentle. true. in deferring until another session the And cheered the world he Journeyed Official State Paper. Official Paper City of Topek. to place the machines at stopping stock July flowers and violets, all in full and fragrant passage of a. tninimnm waire trill the ets all in full state 8enate has done a wise thing. through Nee . r oi, be penned. places, they could be operated with success on the winter mail trail and. In fact, all over the country. THE HALL OF FAME The proposal to set up a statue of John Cooper, of St. Simons. Ga., on Jan sas town where the paper has a carrier system. By mall one year J3 Ry mall. six months J- By mall, loo davs. trial order 100 bloom; the products of the garden, and under the circumstances. The matter "He did his best." It follows then not of the greenhouse. On the 20th of the of a minimum wage for women workers . TJlat ne was aU a man 00,114 be. present month I discovered in my garden ls too n . t . thnrrairti A helper of his fellow-men, several strawberries in bloom, and some undprstonrt h t. thoro"ghIy Brave in defeat; in victory in fruit." Some English peas, brought un el?tood and too many questions Humble always, with simple grace out by the English brig Catherine Mc- "ave Den raised that should be inves- Wearing his honors tQ the end; Donald from Liverpool, were planted by "6ieu oerore tne legislature passes "ie you could not better trace jn jan- bsuch a. measure. wvia ui praise you pennea. 27, Mr. It would be a. miehtv fine thino. if TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION Dally edition, delivered bv carrier. 10 cents a week to any cart of Topeka. or I ixr ini. -. nsar-v in -i ,t,h on Fphmarv suburbs, or at the same price in any Kan-, "BC ";. 10 xn Coooer Presented the captain of the brig all wnmen Lfr.. For he who does his best is kind. in tne nan or rame at Washington ls w1th a peck oI fresh gen peas from the lne wa " h" . " ,H,h he who does his best ls true; being much criticised In the state same seed. ' nrnner rrf t. i . r " ' " "JZ ine recora tnat ne leaves Denina ..., ,j ... -r, .,, ' An incident of the same spring, which ?roPer regard for his fellow men who Is fit for God to view, press. Many old time Kansans will thAVgr?cuUurai Journtu solemnly her- not anxious for the time to come And when it comes my time to go wonder why the choice has fallen on , aided as likely to eventuate into the when that will be done. But if the ; My way I'll gladly wend Click. TELEPHONES. Private branch exchanee. Call 3530 and sk the State Journal operator for per son or department desired. Topeka State Journal building 800. k nd 8(M Kansas avenue, corner Eigntn. New York Office: 230 Fifth avenue Paul Block. mnnapM. Chi-ago Office; Mailers building. Paul Block m9ngf Boston Office: Tremont Building. Paul 7 ok. manager. FULL LEASED WIRE REPORT OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. Th State Jmimol la a member of the Associated Press and receives the full day teleeraoh reDort of that great news or ganization for the exclusive afternoon publication In Topeka. The news is received In The State Jour nal brildlne over wires for this sole purpose. The elder Diaz ls 83 years old. Can ha come back? The cabinet makers soon will be able te tell whose guess was right. "Ships that pass In the night" have emu to mean airships in England. Mexico is called a republic; Bul garia a kingdom. "What's in a name?" The vaudeville circuits probably will re short of performers when the base ball season opens. lAmericans should not scoff too much at the London suffragists. There was Carrie Nation, you know. The University of Pennsylvania ls esking for a gift of $20,000,000. There is a chance for Mr. Carnegie. Mr. Chao-Hsin Chu has been elected to represent the Chinese of New York in the Peking congress. Some mileage there. Perhaps the moving picture men are Just as well satisfied that some time ago they passed up Mexico City as an unpromising field. If both of the bullets which killed Madero had not hit him from behind, it would have looked better for the Huerta-Diaz government. The Washington hikers certainly are a band of brave women. The privations of-their march have revealed the sizes of the shoes they ought to wear all the time. The baseball training camp gossip has to compete with the stories of the Mexican crisis and preparations for the change of administration at Wash ington, but It does not lack readers, for all that. t . . . . . c . . . , . i .1 Can hAnnatW -.o.ie.4 True he was a eood governor as eov- ustry. was tne e s muu .. . BuIt ln tne aiscnarge or a large numoer - "Tr. foundation of an Important southern in- passage of such a measure would re- I If this of my life's work below Detroit Free Press. an accidental discovery by John Gray, of make tne cost of labor m Kanga3 rnSSeFZiBhlZ SS? hf K? manufacturers and and corn to be thrown torether; and, corn, merchants could not compete with being scarce, he made mash of the cotton- those of other states then It would not oeeri ainno- witi, the corn. "The result, be a good thine for Kansas. namely, the quantity of whisky, arrested These things and others are urged ernors go, but not good enough to be re-erected. He was also a faithful and efficient pension agent, and a successful farmer but do these constitute greatness? Even his election to the governorship was an accident. The convention which ; half, and finally sold without any 9' not possibly give the matter sufficient nominated him first nominated John Martin for that off'ee and when he re fused to run, it accepted the first name submitted to It. The people elected him not because they loved Glick more but St. John less. The action of the senate smacks of politics. It looks as though the ma jority were determined to place the statue of a Democrat in the national capitol while it has a chance, fearing that the opportunity may not come around again. If the Democrats must be represented In the hall of fame hy a statue to stand beside that of Ingalls, why not con sider Col. W. A. Harris, who more nearly measured up to the Ingalls standard? UPROOTING A PLAGUE. China, like Mexico, is witnessing bloody work by the government. Hun dreds of people are being killed by the troops for disobeying the laws and orders of the central authorities of the republic. But in China this is being done to uproot an old and dead ly plague. The warfare of the government upon opium is being carried on so relentlessly that in provinces like Fu-kien, where the cultivation of the opium poppy ls defended by many of the inhabitants because it is the most profitable crop they can grow, con ditions have been created akin to civil .war. In districts where poppy fields are common the owners of the land have taken up weapons to fight for their forbidden means of getting their livelihood, and there the gov ernment forces have slain by whole sale those who resist its decrees. This is a strong medicine for an old and deep-rooted disease and the way it is being administered shows that the Chinese government is in deadly earnest. Its determination is sufficient assurance of its ultimate success in making an end of the cultivation of the onium poppy in China, and when that shall have been accomplished the Anglo-Indian authorities will be bound by treaty obligations to stop the exportation of Indian opium to China. One of the oldest of the nations is apparently sure of its final emancipa tion from an ancient curse which has retarded for many generations the physical, mental and moral progress of its people . THE LATE BISHOP HOG AX. In the passing of Bishop Hogan, who died at Kansas City a few days ago, the Roman Catholic church sustained a notable loss. He was one of the oldest and most widely known mem bers of the clergv in this country. The New York Post pays the following tribute to his memory: The death of Bishop Hogan in Kan- Mexican civil wars and revolutions sa3 city last week removes the sole will make it cost more to get working ' rival of Cardinal Gibbons in the dis- his attention. He then mixed half and ; a&ainst the bill and the legislature can- 5l V": , e i neck of meal investigation during this session. It is into each hogshead to cause fermentation. I sarer to wait. It might be well for the This produced a vigorous extrication of ; senate to appoint a committee of its gas; and a large quantity of oil, bland and j best men to investigate the matter and pumisn ineir conclusions prior to tne next election for members of the house. Then the question could be threshed out during the campaign and the mem bers go to Topeka with a better under standing of It. Crude legislation has ,.r d'rvim, miniitv well suited for painting, was produced; and the quantity of whisky was extraordinary from the cottonseed. Columbia State. JAYUAWKER JOTS Madero's widow seems to believe that the men in power In her country will at least stop short of killing a woman for her bitter talk of murder and vengeance. But perhaps she doesn't care. Once more the great powers are ask ing Bulgaria to be reasonable and moderate, from their point of view. But Just what the Bulgars owe these powers, as far as the present war goes, It is Impossible to discover. The Olathe Register suggests that in landing the state fair Hutchinson used the "Topeka Kan." After an existence of five years Clay Center's company of militia has been mustered out of the service. The Kinsley airline railway has gone into the hands of a receiver. Too much air and not enough line. The Catholics are to spend $20,000 on Soule college, on the hill northwest of Dodge City, to make It ready for their uses. Just because a widow copped a wealthy Plainsville man a stenog rapher in Hutchinson is asRing 101 $25,000 heart balm. That ntnrv about wild ducks freez ing to death, printed by the Wichita nrnnsea a susnicion that Dave Leahy is back in the newspaper field. Jake Decou, a claim agent for the Santa Fe for the past twenty-live vears. will retire on a pension of $65 a month next September. He then will be 67 years old. An ordinance abolishing pool halls at. Cherrvvale will go to the people for a vote at the regular city election. the commission having failed to act upon it in the specified time. Garnett has been added to the list of commission governed cities in a special election. The new form's ma jority was 240. About 80 per cent of the total vote, both sexes, was polled. One engaged Howard young couple, says the Courant, got that way as the result of a case of love at first sight. But the fact that their engagement has been hanging fire for more than three years indicates they are taking an other look around. Thieves had a habit of pilfering the smokehouse of a farmer near Kimball He set a trap consisting of a shotgun loaded with wads, in the smokehouse. Later he thoughtlessly walked into the trap himself. A physician removed the gun wads from his left wrist and he is minus a finger on his left hand, Ottawa has been having trouble In getting the snow removed from her sidewalks and the city administration has finally reached what it hopes will be a solution of the problem. It is proposed to establish a time limit, and in case the walk is not cleaned within the prescribed time, the work is to be done by the city street force, and the expense charged as a tax against the property. THE EVENING STORY Hep Heart.' (By Temple Bailey.) The frivolity of Ann appalled Drex el Dunn. Yet he was engaged to her. He wondered how it had happened. He supposed he had lost his head over Ann's beauty and cleverness, but looking back upon his act it seemed too rash, too sudden. He had met her at the Pine Hill Country Club. She had worn a red coat, and a little three-cornered black none of it on a question of so great importance as this. Leavenworth Times. THE RIGHT MAN. Real peace in Mexico awaits the ap pearance of another Porfirio Diaz. Great men are produced by crises and the crisis across the Rio Grande is worthy of a Mexican Napoleon. There is no such man on the political horizon today, but Louis XVI said the same thing when the mob spat in his face. And yet there was a little Italian who stood watching, with arms crossed and said "The fool!" and he, when the time came, brought up his guns, double shotted with grape and blew the mob to Dieces and with it anarchy, it is very often true of great national crises that the right man comes from nowhere. Let the United States devoutly hope that such a man does appear or the day will come when the Monroe Doc trine will force the most expensive and disagreeable task since the Civil War, upon us. Coffeyville Journal. GLOBE SIGHTS BT THE ATCHISON OLOBB. capital in that country, more to raise food and buy clothing, more, in fact, to live. But the facilities for dying appear to be cheap and abundant. At least one of the London' suffra gists who boasted that she knew wom en blew up Lloyd George's house and gloried in their work, is going to have a. chance to explain In court. Why not? She has courted the opportun ity. . ' tinction of long years of service in the episcopal office. leaving the cardinal as the only survivor in the American hierarchy of the council held at the Vatican in 1869. In 1868, John J. Ho gan, who had been a missionary priest in northwestern Missouri nine years, was consecrated bishop. Both he and Gibbons were Irish. Both found in hard work, simple living, and pedestri anism the secrets of health and long evity. But the bishop of Kansas City taxed his strength severely when he was the sole priest in 32 counties, a Chickens always look more comely In pictures than in pens. What has become of the old-fashioned clerk who slept in the store? It ls hard for the ordinary man and Im possible ror the actor to hide nis egotism. Probably you always think your con clusion is logical. Most of us are like that. If a man Insists on wearing whiskers he should carry a vacuum cleaner to in sure sanitation. A ringleader must win or be punished for the effort; even tbie bossy engaged gin proves this rule. Time waits for no man, but a trifle like that doesn't bother the loafer equipped to do his own waiting. Girls honor their parents to some ex tent, but usually give them blame little credK for taste in selecting names. Somehow shoveling the snow off of mother's sidewalk doesn't exactly appeal to the boy who hankers to be an athlete. A perfect gentleman won't use the same kind of language in speaking to his wife that he might in addressing a golf ball. Occasionally a man sizes up the valua bles in his household, and wonders how Over in France they have Just dec orated the inventor of the cold storage nr,tsm nitn the cross of the Legion of territory one and a half times as large Honor. In this county many persons; as Belgium, but then containing not: T . T e . ., - ,. i Jude Johnson believes in sprinkling m- have indicated quite plainly their de- more than half a dozen Catholic fain- I stead of immersion, and Judging from his eire to decorate the author of oold iijes. In after years the bishop used . rersanl appearance he practices his pref- atorage with eggs laid in April and marketed about the second December following. to tell of the day when the first sod was turned for a railroad in Missouri, and when the burden of every speech was opposition to the Roman Catholic church. The "Know-Nothing"' move- Th-e legislature is not far from ad 4Annment nnd ROArcelv a thins: has . . , tVl ment had not then spent its force, been done in the line of swatting tne . . . railroads. So the "full crew" bill has Father Hogan saw fit to preach against secret societies, and the stained-glass A .w i ,1 tul imnn as the measure best calculated to satisfy the clamor windows of his ch"rch smashed, of the railroad baiters. Some members In 1865 efued to take the state's probably are afraid to go home and '"s face their constituents with nothing In the Jway of anti-railroad legislation to their credit. erence. Link Preston: "In my long life I have found out only one thing for certain and that is if you want to be sure to find gratitude look for It in the dictionary." QUAKER MEDITATIONS. From the Philadelphia Record. Genius is really only eccentric when It pays the bills. What a cinch it would be for women if hypnotism would reduce the hips. Tn. nffl-.-, 1 1 I. was ordered. He arrayed himself in lone fisherman stalled to a standstill, full canonicals, and insisted on walk- The fellow who falls in love at first ing to the court house beside the sher- Jj would like caviare the first time he iff, himself one of Father Hogan's par- , '. . ... . ' . . " ( This is a free country, which may ex- lshioners, and thoroughly ashamed. In plain why the politicians always help Topeka is not alone in the matter of a public dissatisfied with the plan of the bishop's old age his tall figure was themselves. stopping cars, as the following familiar on the streets, and he was from the Boston Globe will show: "Ob- I accustomed to respectful and friendly Jection is made to the prepayment cars scutes from people of every faith." because they usually stop with the rear platform over the cross walk, so that passengers required to leave by the front door have to step off in the mud. One way to straighten that out would be to make the roadways so good and keep them so clean that there wouldn't be any mud." Considerable experimenting has been done lately with automobiles on the White Horse-Dawson winter trail, which is about 350 miles in length. Up to date, however, it has not proved that automobiles can be operated suc- Spring Came in January. Unseasonably advanced though spring has this year been, the condition is not unprecedented as all must be aware who have dipped on occasion into those springs of perennial delight, the bound volumes of old agricultural journals. Consider, for an example of early spring, the Jan uary and February of 1828. Under date of February 29 in that year, Robert W. Withers, of Green county, in Alabama, reported that in January he had eaten, at point Coupee, on the Mississippi, "good ripe apples." and had observed blooms on the second growth of cotton stalks the stern parent. It's the things we shouldn't do at all that we never put off till tomorrow if wo have a chance to do them today. "There are exceptions to all rules," re marked the Wise Guy. "Except my wife's," added the henpecked husband. Few things at the bargain counter look so cheap as a -man who has been waiting for his wife for about two hours. "Alas! I am undone," wailed the heroine of the melodrama. The villain smiled sardonically, for. of course, she couldn't ask him to hook her up the back. "This new joke writer seems to have a biting wit," remarked the editor. "Yes," replied the copy reader, wearily, "I can tell the exact age of most of his jokes by looking at their teeth." "Why are you so Indolent?" demanded lou aon t see me let- JROM OTHER PENS hcen the hone f Wanons and we Vint f18" n her falr tialr. She Seemed pOS ......... i ouniic v nil. in, ttxiu tne group of men about her testified to her popularity Drexel Dunn had attached himself to her with dogged persistence. When he wanted a thing he usually got it, and he had wanted Ann. And now she was leading him a dance with her wnims and her caprices. She laughed and sparkled and teased, but never for a moment was she serious. Now and then Drexel ventured' to expos tulate. "Oh, look here, Ann," he protested on one occasion, aren t you ever going to settle down?" Settle down?" Ann's eyebrows were upraised "Aren't you going to cut out this sort of thing?" "This sort of thing?" Drexel floundered deeper. "I don't want my wife to be, well a butter fly." "Poor Drexel, did he want a grub by little bee?" Drexel fumed. "You treat every thing as a joke?" I m serious enough at this mo ment," she said slowly. "I don't be lieve I want to marry you, DrexeL' Drexel stared. "Not marry mi why, Ann, you've promised!" "Yes, that's just it; I've promised, and somehow I've got a sense of hon or like a man's. I can't go back on my word. But I wish you'd release me, Drexel. "I will not" stiffly. "You don't know what you are talking about. "Yes, I do." "Don't you love me?" "I love what you might be not what you are, Drexel." "What do you mean?" "Well, when you gave me this, she slipped back and forth on her slender finger the ring of sapphires and diamonds which was the sign and seal of their betrothal, "when you gave me this, I thought of you as a big and gentle knight whose tender ness would surround me for the rest of my days I thought that for sev eral months, Drexel, then suddenly I waked to the fact that you felt that I should feel honored by your choice. You are rich and hanusome, success ful. I was only pretty and clever. To be sure I have a family tree and you haven't, but you have money and you worship it, Drexel more than you worship me and so I wish you'd find some one who worships it, too, and who will help you spend it I don't want it. -I hate it." She was serious enough now, with her gray eyes blazing. Drexel felt his heart leap within him. "You are mistaken." he said, ea gerly. "I- I'm afraid I've made a fool of myself, Ann." They had patched it up after that, but Ann "had seemed more frivolous than ever. She gave Drexel very little of her society. Finally Drexel again entered a pro test. "What's going to come of this. AFTER MADERO, WHAT? With the death of Madero and the se lection of Gen. Huerta for president, there is at least a truce In the troubled affairs of Mexico. The affairs of that unhappy country must still be viewed with "extreme pes simism." If the Mexicans were incapable of maintaining a constitutional form of government under Maaero, it is yet to do shown that they are capable of maintain ing the makeshift form of government that the two warring factions set up in feur of American intervention. Tomorrow another dissatisfied adven turer may start a new rebellion. All that the United States asks of Mex ico is a government that can protect tho lives and property of Americans and oth er foreigners. If the new government can do this, the United States has no just cause for complaint. If it fails, the problem of establishing such a govern ment is one with which this country Is seriously concerned. The outcome of events abundantly jus tifies Mr. Taft's policy of noninterven tion. It shows that if the United State3 had intervened, in response to jingo clamor, the American troops would hae been confronted by a united Mexico. All differences between federals and rebels would have been buried instantly in a common war against the invader. This is something to think about lor the future. The Mexican question ls not yet settled. It is one of the perplexing problems that must be passed along to the Wilson administration, and it is like'.y to require all the tact and firmness and foresight that the new administration can command. New York World. CHEERING REPORTS. A traveling salesman, who for the ! past 42 years has made annual or Ann?" he said one night, as he took quarterly UIUS luiuusn nu o. uui.cn.hp hme frnm tho onnntrv rliih in states east of the Mississippi for a hia limousine She slipped the sapphire ring from her finger. "Oh, I'm so glad you're opened the subject. You must release me, Drexel. and you know that right down in the bottom of your heart you'll be glad. You don't want a large wholesale firm, has just return ed to Boston from one of his journeys, on which he visited most of the im portant places within a radius of 300 miles from Cincinnati. Everywhere he found business, if not booming, at least more brisk than i frivoin,,,, fnr a wife at the same time last year. He was : H)s &raV6 eyes searched her de struck by the fact that business men fjant faCe. "Somehow, Ann," he said, were exceedingly hopeful, and not at eiowiy -j can't feel that you are all worried by fears of what the in- showing me your real self." coming administration may do to the. Her fare was white, hut she shruir- tariff or to the currency. And this eed he shoulders. "You flatter me was especially noticeable In places . you have seen all there is to see." where the Republican or the Progres- av. ffe-eri him tho rln hut he sive sentiment was stronger than the i took her hands in his and held them. Democratic. There were no appre- "Ann," he said, "we're making hensions that the change in adminis- SOme kind of mistake; we're not un tration would have any disturbing ef- derstanding each other and perhaps one was saying, breathlessly, "You're not done with love. Drexel don't you dare say it not while I live to show you how much I love you." "Ann!" "Yea." Her cheek was against his shoulder now. "It's Ann. I heard all about it at the club, and I came here and made your man let me In." There was a long silence as he held her to him. "I won't have it, Ann." "What?" "Oh, I know what you're going to offer. You're going to, be sorry for me now that I am blind and you'll try to make up for my trials by offer ing me something that yu couldn't give when I was well." "Listen," she said, geutly. "Oh, don't let us have more misunderstand ings, Drexel. When you asked me to be your wife .1 was the happiest wom an in the world. No other man counted. But every one began telling me now fortunate I was; how rich you were, now you could give me every thing, how I ought to be grateful, and nnany it seemed to me that some thing in your manner seemed to say that I ought to be grateful. And my pnae narea up, and that's why I seemed so frivolous. I did it to hide my hurt, and when you couldn't un derstand when you blamed m things grew worse and worse. I couldnt show you my heart. But now why, Drexel, there's something tnat l can give up you need me. I, oh, don't you set? I couldn't come back and tell you how I have missed you, though my heart has cried out for you. I couldn't come to you, could i, when you were well and happy? He gathered her into hrs arms. "Ann, my Ann," he whispered. "And you'll let me stay," sobbing, "let me stay Drexel?" How could he refuse that plea? He tried to be strong, tried to hold out, but he could not. His awakened un derstanding of her heart showed him that he must not wrest this happiness from her. They were married, and he could not see her in all her bridal beauty. But the day came when he saw her. Months of rest and travel brought back strength to wearied nerves, and it was when the snows melted in the April suns that Drexel beheld his wife. His sight came suddenly, and she was kneeling on the rug playing with Kim. "Ann," he said, sharply, "you've grown thin, dearest." She looked up. "Drexel!" she cried, and there was wonder in her voice. "You can see me?" She clung to him, and his eager eyes took in all the tender beauty of her saddened face. "I see you with my eyes now, Ann," he said, and his voice broke, "but my heart first looked into your heart that day when you came to my rooms and found me blind." (Copyright, 1913, by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) ON TEE SPVR Or ThE MOMENT BY ROY K. MOULTON. L EVENING CUAT BT ROTH CAMERO.H. feet upon business. Optimism pre vailed everywhere. x Evidently the country at large does we're going to regret it all of our lives." He bent and kissed her. "We've life whether Wall street is prosperous or not. Boston Globe. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. from the old roots. During January he . ting the grass grow under my feet." also noted at Mobile that 7-year-old olive "No." replied the indolent son, "if you trees were beginning to blossom. On I had let some grow under your feet you February 25, at Cahaba, Ala., the honey- wouldn't be so close to the point where it eessfully in winter, and the horse suckle and yellow jessamine had been ls going to grow over your head.' not share in the forebodings of the g-ot things into a dreadful muddle,' stock market. People must eat and he said. "Goodby, little girl. If you be clothed and have the necessaries of j ever need me I am yours to com mand. But it was not Ann who needed him, or at least If it was he did not know it. There came a time, however, when he needed Ann. The doctors exam ined his eyes one day and left him in the utter darkness of despair. His friends talked It over at the country club. "Old Drexel's done for," said Bob bie Beale. Ann, in a group by the fireplace, listened. "What's the matter?" was the de mand of half a dozen of Drexel's friends. "His eyes. Got some kink in them and the chances are that he will be totally blind." Every drop of blood seemed to leave Ann's body, but her face showed only the conventional sympa thetic interest. "Where is he?" asked a woman's voice. "He's at his rooms. He wouldn't stay another minute at the hospital." That night Drexel, in his old velvet lounging coat, with his eyes bandaged. lolled in front of the fireplace and talked to his dog. "Life has got me, Kim," he said, with his hand on the spaniel's curly head, "and there Isn't much to look forward to when a fellow can't look at anything." He heard the tap of the dog's tail on the floor, and took it for re sponse to his musings. "I'm done with life and love Kim," he went on. The little dog gave a quick bark, then Drexel felt against his hand the warmth of a woman's cheek. There were tears on the cheek, too, and some From the Chicago News. Small talk sometimes begets big trouble. The man who is really smart doesn't act that way. Be sure you are right, then go ahead and ask your wife. Mny a leap year girl arter getting a look declined t0 leap. Absence of the long green has caused many a man to feel blue. The father of a new baby is soon con vinced that it ls a yell spring of Joy. On his wedding day a man should close the lid on his past life and nail it down. During courtship kissing may be over done, but after marriage it is usually un derdone. A vounff man should learn to paddle his own canoe, even if his father does own a motor boat. Truth may be stranger than fiction, but the latter commands a higher price in the magazine field. A clever woman is one whose cleverness s never unpleasantly felt by- those with whom she frequently comes in contact. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. tFrom the New York Press. Getting into debt is so easy because there is never getting out again. A man who would think it undignified to sit on a stool in his office would stand on his head at a political meeting. If a woman had the ballot, tt least she would have curiosity enough to find out what she was voting for, and men don't. An old lady's tea neves assassinates the reputation of more people than thive whose names happen to be mentioned trere Subjective or Objective. Did you ever realize to what an aston ishing extent pleasure and plain, desire and dislike, are subjective rather than objective, that is, produced by our own minds and our own condition rather than by external objects? Suppose I make that more concrete. For two or three years I have been telling everyone about the indescribably delicious orangeade which I once bought at a lit tle corner grocery store in a small coun try town. A few weeks ago I chanced to visit that town again and, of course, I hastened to the little corner grocery store to see If they still had the marie drink. They did. I ordered a glass and waited eagerly, but when I lifted it to my lips what was my astonishment to find nothing but very ordinary orangeade, not bo good as that 1 could buy in the city any time. Surely this was not the same thing I had had there two years ago, I asked. They insisted it was the very same, made by the same man, with the same materials, and brought on wit nesses to convince me, while I listened in unDeuei. Since then I have been thinking about the matter, and I have found this solu tion of the mystery. The day I drank tnat orangeade two years ano was a tremendously hot day. I had been walk ing in the blazing sun along a dusty coun try road. I was unspeakably hot and thirsty. Undoubtedly it was my condition tnat put the magic In the imple drink, not its maker. And so thrfte-quarters of the pleasure I took in that orangeade was subjective and not objective. Again, at the end of a vacation at a primitive summer resort where the mat tresses were of the kind that seem to he making an effort to push up through vnur anatomy, I spent a long day, journeying in the open air, and stopped at night at a rather nice little inn. I never slept n such a soft and luxurious bed as that little inn afforded me. So impressed was 1 oy its comtort that I actually asked the manager of the hotel the make, and wms surprised to find that it was a most in expensive affair, far inferior to those In my own home. oYu see the softness and luxury were in my mind and in condition of weariness rather than in the bed. Surely you have had similar experi ences, when you attributed great charm or lack of it to some object and found after all that most of this feeling was subjective. And don't you imagine that very ofttn the same thing is the case when we don't find it out or admit it to ourselves' For instance our admiration and desire for some expensive article we think is caused by the beauty and desirability of ths article. Isn't it often merely subjective and inspired by our knowledge that tne article desired by other people In othe w0rds, ls in the style? And aerain I wonder hnn, , r , itself Is subjective, and Is Inspired more y u.c a araire io love, than bv any wonderful charm in the beloved But 1 am afraid that is a dangerous subject and I had better stop right here. The Old Woodshed. How dear to my heart are the scenes ot my childhood When fond recollections presents them to view. The orchard, the meadow, the dee? tangled wlldwood. And e'en the old woodshed my Infancy knew The oaken woodshed. The moss covered woodshed The doggone old woodshed My Infancy knew. How oft in the gloaming we have Jour neyed to it. My father and I back In dear old St. Joe; And never a journey but what I did rue it. For pa was a mighty hard hitter, you know. The old oaken woodshed. The moss covered woodshed. The lively old woodshed That I used to know. , But when we contemplate our troubles at present . In making a living as grown up folks do. The old-fashioned punishments looks sort of pleasant. It was but moment ere it was all through. The old oaken woodshed. The moss covered woodshed. The easy old woodshed My infancy knew. From the Hickeyville Clarion. William Tibbitts, our popular and con genial groceryman, says he wouldn't trust Philander Hlgglns any further than h could throw a bull by the tall. Howevei, Tibbitts is some bull thrower when he Bits started with a little hard cider. Anson Judson is going to put a steam heating plant in his house. What is the use of heating steam when it is rjot anyway? Uncle Ezra Herkms never wears any socks or neckties and his children never know what to give him for Christmas. Miss Anastasia Tibbitts, who has re cently returned from a conservatory or music, expects to sing at the Ladles' Aid social next Thursday evening, but tha ladles are not advertising it, as they wish a large attendence. Hank Tumms, who said he would eat his hat if Wilson was elected now claims that he hasn't got a hat. He has worn a cap for twenty years. Am Tilson shaved .Hod Peters the other day and he said: "Hod, what would you like on your face?" Hod replied: "I would a little skin on my face, please." Village Constlbule Ezra Is trying hard to get a glue on the eulnret vhn broke into William Tibbitts refrieerator last week and took a half dozen pin. an there Is a charge of grand larceny against him. The constibule is thoroughly disgulshed so nobuddy will know him. He disguised himself by buying a new corncorb pipe to take the place of the one he had smoked since Cleveland was elected the ftrst time, having- won the same on nn election bet. The constibule has nine fellers in the iuckup on suspicion, everybody ls acting suspicious so as to be locked up and boarded at the expense of the village for three or four weeks, which is considered a snap just now. Hod Peters busted his gallus the other day laughing at a joke in Hostetter s almanac and now he doesn't dast get up out of his chair. HI Huggins and Hank Tumms was cane rackin' around tho county fair circuit all last fall. Hank took along a dozen of his wife's dough nuts to use for rlnps. Before they wer.t Jed Frlnk. our blacksmith, tried to pound one of the rings over the head of one of the canes with a sledge hammer, but was unsuccessful. He says the general public bad a fat chance to win a cane. Ezra Harkins' cousin died out In the west last week and Ez says his death) was quite un expected as the family expected up to the last minute that the governor would par don him. What's the Use? I thought that I might buy a car and zip around the countryside, I went to see an agent and hie took me for a nice long ride. Somehow the news got noised around and fifteen agents called on me And took me out in brand new cars, their points of excellence to see. This thing went all year around, and really, folks, it was Immense; I toured all over half the state without a nickel of expense. Why should I own a touring car? I am not missing any fun; I can go riding all the time with agents who would sell me one. SAYS UNCLE GAV HUMOR OF THE DAY U ar?on yur way to propose to Miss Pickelle?" "You bet! Wish meluck." Oh. I wish you luck, all right; but it Won't do you a bit of good; I feel su she is going to accept you." Houston Post. Bank Clerk You must get some one to Identify you. Some one who knows that you are Michael Clancy, Clancy Fwat's th' matter wid yez? Don't yez suppose Ol know who Oi am? Judge. Wife Why, George, whatever in the world are you trying to do? Husband Putting this cover on my umbrella of course. Wife That isn't an umbrella cover. It's my new black silk skirt' rucx. "How do you account for the lack of enthusiasm in your district?" said the inquiring friend. "Well." replied Senator Sorghum, "I had to make a lot of cam paign promises. And you know a cam paign promise is very much like a jack snipe. It doesn't look nearly so large when you take off the feathers and get down to the meat." Washington Star. "And did he impugn your veracitv?" ponderously inquired the pin feathery young attorney. "Sah," replied the fraz zled and tattered Brother Bogan. "Nun no, sah! No, sah, he didn't do nuth'n' like dat, sah. He dess 'nounced dat I was a -contaminated black liah dat he could whup on less ground dan a two-dollar bill kivered." "Then what?" "Also he done it, sah." Kansas City Star. One good workable, effective way to go to seed is to sit down and con gratulate yourself upon what you have accomplished. China did that some centuries ago; untold, obscure millions of men who had possibilities have done the same thing and died nameless, and if America ever dies of dry rot we'll have only our national complacency to thank for it. Not that we are likely to meet that fate there are too many clear-headed hustlers among us to per mit us to block the way to glory with self-felicitations. Not one in a thousand of our won derful mechanical and scientific ap pliances is perfect. Our knowledge and our mechanical achievements are both in their infancy. Do we point with pride to the loco motive? Then, as suggested by an editorial writer the other day, we dis cover that is the most wasteful pro ducer of power from coal that we have. Electricity, then? Certainly, but a huge fraction of the total power is lost in transmission. That suggests helplessness or thriftlessness possibly tooth, but hardly. We oan, if we will, meet that problem. Is there room for complacent contemplation of our achievements until we have done so? Again, we have had an inkling of wireless transmission of electric pow er. We know that there Is a means of transmission superior to the pres ent, with its millions of dollars of out lay for wires anything to be proud of on that score? Also, there are untolu billions of horse power going to waste in the wrater course of the country power easily transformable into electricity, power holding that possibility of a rev olution of our industrial system from farm to factory. In this a polat at pride? Here is a series of items of tre mendous waste, ail in the train of motive power. We are no farther be hind our possibilities in this one par ticular than in a thousand others. As scientists, artists and mechanics, we are infants. The light of human achievement only glimmers it has yet to shine. Into the lavish storehouse of nature, we have only dipped we who are crying out at the possibility of impoverishing the earth! As a people, we have done little to be proud of except that we have tried. Opportunity fairly shrieks to us In ev ery whistle of the locomotive; in the roar of our waterfalls is the are-old, half-discovered demand for men of vision. Science cries in tongueless pleading for some one who will bring her yet a little more light. When such things be, have we earned our ease is it time for complacent contemplation of the work of our hands;