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LOCAL NEWS EVENTS OF THE Local preacher, surrounded by bor- rowed booze, makes political speech. AT THEJJHURCHES There Will Be Elaborate Eas ter Services Sunday. Cantatas Will Be Sung at Ser eral Topeka Churches. THE DECORATIONS A FEATURE Only Hot House Plants Will Be Available, However. Women Will Wear Kew Styles in Millinery. Elaborate Easter musical programs will be carried out at Topeka churches Sunday. The floral decorations, con sisting of hot house plants and flow ers, will give the places of worship an attractive appearance. Notwithstand ing the earliness of the season there will undoubtedly be an interesting dis play of millinery and new gowns'. Particularly elaborate will be the services at the Church of the Assump tion. At Grace cathedral special stress will be placed on the music. In the morning will be a regular Easter ser vice, much music appropriate to the occasion, and in the evening a cantata will be sung. First Christian Church. Following is the program that will be rendered at the First Christian church : Morning service The organ, .Easter Morning," Mailing. The Doxology. The Invocation. The anthem, "Unfold Te Portals" (The Redemption). Gounod. The responsive reading. Hymn No. Ill, "Mary to the Saviour's Tomb." Marsh. The communion solo, "That Old, Old Btory Is True" (Excell), Miss Ruth Tandy. The offertory, organ, "Spring Song," Macfarlane. Soprano solo. "The Risen Master" (Stearns), Mrs. Norman G. Atkinsin. Easter Sermon, Or. Finch. Hymn No. 132. "Coronation." The benediction. The choral response. The organ. "Coronation March" (Le Prophete), Meyerbeer. Evening service The prelude, "Adora tion" (Filipuecl): violin, Clarence Messick; 'cello, Arthur Messick: piano. Miss Kem per; organ. Miss Hazelrigg. The invocation, antata. "Ths Risen King," Schnecker. Invocation. Chorus, "This Is the Day which the lord Hath Made the Story." Chorus of men. "As It Began to Dawn." Trio, women's voices, "With Loving Hearts and Laden Hands." Recitative, men, "But When They Came TJnto the Sepulcher." Chorus, "The Lord Is Risen." Recitative, men, "Then Went They Out Quickly and Fled." Chorus, "Weeping for Him. Solo, "They Have Taken Lord." Miss Verda Phinney. Away My Recitative, men and women, "And When She Had Thus Said." Chorus, "O Grave. Where Is Thy Vic tory?" Finale Chorus, "Unto Him Who Loved Us." uivinsrstone memorial service, by th'j men of the church. The offertory solo. "Christ Is Risen" (Harker). Mrs. J. A. Howes; violin and 'cello obligatos. Hymn No. 113 "I Know That My Re deemer Liveth." Fillmore. The benediction. The organ, "Easter March," Merkel. English Lutheran Services. The choir of the First English Lu theran church will render the Easter cantata. "Darkness and Dawn." The parts will be as follows: Tenor solo, "And When They Were Come," Leland McAfee. Chorus. "Thou That Destroyest the Temple." Bass solo. "The Sun Was Darkened, ' Georre L. Tuer. Tenor solo. "And at the Ninth Hour," Leland McAfee. Quartet. "Thy Life Was Given for Me." Intermezzo, pipe oixan. Soprano solo. "When the Even Was Come," Miss Edith Troxell. Chorus, "When It Began to Dawn." Soprano solo, "He Is Not Here," Miss Ion a Buchanan. Quartet and chorus, "Should I Show Tou a Mystery." Bass solo. "I Am Alpha and Omega," Mr. Mikesell. Final chorus, "And Behold I Have the Keys." I x wm an Memorial Services. The following music by the choir, under the direction of Mrs. Guy E. Owens, and with Mrs. L. W. Lommas son as pianist, will be given Easter morning at the Lowman Memorial M. K. church: "Hosanna" "God Over All. Forever Blest' Solo "The Resurrection" Mrs. Owens. "The Risen Lord" . Wilson ..Heyser ...Shelly Ashford In the evening the choir will present a cantata. "The Resurrection," by Porter. "The Glorious Name" Chorus "Sharing His Sorrow" Solo by Mrs. Owens and male quartet Mr. Quant, Mr. Miller. Mr. Lommasson, Mr. Shaffer. "The Dawn Is Now Breaking" Chorus of Women "The Walk to the Sepulchre" Trio Miss Winifred Nash. Miss Zella Reynold j. Miss Mildred Glenn. "Behold There Was a Great Earth quake" Mr. Grant and chorus THE UOXTJAX legislature of 1913 is closed officially by the remnants of the flock. "The Thirst for God" Mrs. E. M. Tipton and chorus. "With, the Rosy Light" Duet "We Trusted He to Victory" Male quartet "Now Is Christ Risen" Chorus "Behold, He Cometh". Quartet and chorus Miss Nash, Miss Stone, Mr. Quant, Mr. Lommasson. "Christ Being Raised" Chorus First Presbyterian Church. The following music will be given at the First Presbyterian church Sunday morning by Mrs. George Parkhurst, Mr. J. T. Nicholas, Mr. Harry Pribble. Mr. O. E. Hunt, Mrs. Robert D. Gar ver organist: Organ prelude, "Fantasie," Faulkes, Anthem, "Sing Te to the Lord," Frey. Anthem, "He Is Risen," Stearns. Offertory, "The Lord Is Risen," Sulli van. Postlude, "Triumphal March," Wachs. Sunday evening Organ prelude, "Eve ning Song," Bairstow. Offertory solo, "There Is a Green Hill Per Away" (Gounod), Miss Logan. Cantata. "The Resurrection," Manney. Introduction, prelude and chorus, 'He Is j Risen." Part I, "The Empty Tomb." Recit. baritone. "Upon the First Day of the Week." Tri "Who .Shall Roll Away the Stone?" Recit. baritone, "But When They Came to the Place." Solo Tenor. "Why Seek Te the Livln Among the Dead?" Chorus, "Angels Roll the Rock Away." Part II. "Mary Magdalene." Recit. baritone, "And They Went ut Quickly." Quartet, "Blessed Are They." Soprano solo, "They Have Taken Away My Lord." Chorus, "O Death, Where Is Thy Sting?" Finale. Chorus, "Blessing and Honor." Postlude, "Triumphal March," Elliott. North Baptist Church. The Easter services at the North Baptist church will be the same both morning and evening. There will be an interesting story of the resurrection .... o .-1 1, I . l xxr T and interspersed with musical selec tions by the choir of forty-five voices with orchestra, piano and organ ac companiment, under the direction of W. M. Van Ness. The following musical numbers will be interspersed with the reading: Anthem, "Your Lord and King Adore" Williams Choir. Response to prayer, "Only One Pray er" Wilson Choir. Solo, "Hosanna" Granier Miss Helen Wellman. Anthem, "He Is Not Here" Ashford Choir. Male chorus, solo, "Easter Dawn".... Woodman Mr. D. C. Wellman. Anthem, "Our Savior Lives" Schoebel Choir. Mixed quartet, "Now Is Christ Risen" Cornell Miss Florence Rowe, Mrs. K. Clark. Mr. D. C. Wellman. Mr. Paul Van Ness. Solo, "Christ Is Risen" Harker Miss Florence Rowe. Anthem, "The Lord Is Risen Again" Fearl3 Choir. East Side M. E. Services. Evening program for East Side Methodist church: Hymn, "O for a Thousand Tongues to Sing," congregation. Invocation, pastor. Anthem, "Lift Up Tour Glad Voices," choir. Responsive reading, choir. Anthem, "Gethsemane" (Ira B. Wilson), soprano obligato and male voices. Anthem, "The Light of the Easter Mor- ning" (J. D. Creswell), duet and male , - - voices. Ottertory, kocr or Ages, variation. Anthem, "Awake Glad Soul" (Carrie B. Adams), choir. Address, pastor. Anthem, "O Glorious Morn" (Jno. Lung strum), ladies' voices. Song, "Our Galilee" (J. D. Creswell). male voices. Anthem, "Praises to Our Risen King" (Marie M. Hine), choir. Hymn. "All Hail the Power," congre gation. Benediction. Musical Service. The Sunday morning services at the First United Brethren church will in clude the following musical numbers: Anthem, "The Easter Sunshine". . . . Schnecker Choir. Anthem, "Hark, Hark, My Soul".. Shelley Choir with violin obligato by Hugh Smith. Offertory "A New Heaven and a New Earth." Solo (bass) and choral sanctum from "The Holy City," (Gaul.) Children Will Participate, The Easter program at the Euclid Avenue Methodist church includes a children's service Sunday morning and a cantata by the choir at night in place of the evening sermon. The cantata is "The First Easter," and is arranged as follows: Piano introduction. "Silent the Sleeping Town," chorus. "In the Garden," contralto solo. Miss Lillian Mechem. "Shall Heavy Rock?" Mrs. E. C. War fel and chorus. "The Break of Day," soprano solo, Miss Lola Sinclair. "As It Began to Dawn," George E. Dougherty and women's chorus. "Our Lord Indeed Is Risen," choral. "All Hail," Mr. T. S. Sanders and chorus. "Lo, I Am With Tou Alway," bari tone solo, Melvin Chandler. "Christ Is Risen," final chorus. Those who will take part In the pro- TfVPVK - A DAILY STATE TCGSDAX Washburn dramatic students stage a play that shows professional class. gram include: Sopranos, Miss Lola Sinclair, Mrs. E. C. Warfel, Mrs. R. O. Van Orman, Miss Mary Johnson, Mrs. David Reazm, Mrs. M. B. Sweeney. Mrs. Edwin Locke; altos. Miss Lillian Mech- em, Mrs. E. D. Berridge, Mrs. L. A. Mechem, Miss Hazel Perrine- tenors. T. S. Sanders, Dr. C. N. Mertz, J. A. Griswold; basses, Melvin Chandler, teorge m. Dougherty, B. E. Robinson E. D. Spickerman. The accompanist is Miss Mayme Mitchell. C. A. Sloan is director. Sunrise Prayer Meeting. The Quinton Heights church will observe the customary Easter sunrise prayer meeting at 6:20 o'cloek tomor row morning. This has been a feature of the Easter services at this church for a number of years. Friends and neighbors are invited. An Easter ser vice, "The Message of Light," will be given at 11 o'clock with an attractive program. The Rev. A. D. Phelps, pas tor, will preach on the "Resurrection of Christ" at night. A Musical Program. The musical exercises at the Potwin Presbyterian church on Easter morn ing will consist of a quartet, "Con sider the Lilies," by Topliff, sung by Miss Mabel Seeds, Miss May .Tomlin son. G. Fenton and O. Anderson; anthem, "O Pray for the Peace of Jerusalem," Knox, by the chorus choir; solo, "Palm Branches," Faure, by Miss Mabel Seeds. The evening service will be made up of songs by the chorus choir. Westminster Service. Easter services will be observed on Sunday morning at the Westminster church with special music as follows: "There Is a Green Hill Far Away" . . Miss Phinney Chorus. Solo, "An Easter Offering" Ashford Miss Phinney. The sermon by the pastor will be on the theme, "Rays of Light From the vmrt-o- Tnmti fULiiyiy i-umu. CHURCH NOTICES. Quinton Heights Baptist church, Arthur D. Phelps, minister An East er service, "The Message of Light," will be given by the Sunday school and choir at 11 o'clock. Evening ser vice at 7:30; subject. "Is the Resur rection of Christ a Fact?" The Easter sunrise prayer meeting of the Quinton Heights church will be held at 6:20 o'clock Easter morning. Neighbors and friends are invited. . First United Brethren church, cor ner Twelfth and Quincy streets; the Rev. E. R. Baber, pastor Morning service at 11 o'clock by the pastor. Evening service at 7:30 o'clock: sub- l ject, "Whither Bound?" Anthem by choir; also Mr. Rogan willassist with cornet. Mr. Tracy will direct in the congregational singing. First Presbyterian church, Harri son street; Rev. Stephen S. Estey, D. D., pastor Easter Bervices at 11 a. m. The quartette will render spe cial music and the pastor will deliver an Easter sermon. At 7:80 p. m. the choir will render an Easter cantata and the pastor will make a short ad dress. Seward Avenue Methodist Episcopal ; church, corner Seward and Scotland j avenue. Rev. A. S. Clark, pastor, j . 1 ""' ' 1 - - Morning service at n o ciock, suDject. -The Resurrection." The pastor will n9.h at Highland Park. There will be no preaching at Seward Avenue M. E. church. Evening service at 7:30 o'clock, the Sunday school will give : their Easter program. The pastor will j talk a few minutes after the exercises. The Central Park Christian church. corner of Sixteenth and Central Park j avenue, Ralph c naming, pastor. Communion and preaching at 11 a. m. This will be an Easter service. The sermon subject will be "The Power of the Resurrection." , There will be two splendid musical numbers by the choir. At 7:30 p. m- song service and preach ing. The first of the two sermons on civic righteousness will be preached at this service on the subject, "If Jesus were King of Topeka." First English Lutheran church, Fifth and Harrison streets. Rev. M. F. Trox ell, D. D., pastor. Easter day services as follows: 11 a. m., Easter anthems. "Behold I Have the Keys," and "Now when the Morning Has Come." Bap tism and comxrmation services conduct ed by the pastor, followed by the holy communion and Easter offerings. First Baptist church, Robert Gordon, pastor. . Morning worship 11 a. m., ser mon subject, "The Easter Hope." Peo ple's service 7:30 p. m., sermon sub ject, "Tour Brother's Blood." The stereopticon will be used to exhibit local joints. First Christian church. Topeka ave nue, between Sixth and Seventh streets, Rev. Charles A. Finch, pastor. Morn ing service at 11 o'clock, subject, "An other Life." Evening service at 7:30 o'clock. The Easter cantata will be followed at night by a Livingstone memorial service by the men of the church. The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, located near the corner of Seward avenue and Norton street, on Oakland car line. Elder Edward Lucas, pastor. Preach JOURNAL SATURDAY EVENING. MARCH 22,1913- PAST WEEK AS DEPICTED BY 1 ' ''' Under the auspices of a lodge, old fiddlers contest for valuable prizes. ing service at 11 a. m, by the pastor, subject, "The Organ, Power and Limi tation of Satan.", including his final destination. Preaching at 8 p. m., by pastor, subject, "Future Punishment and Eternal Rewards." St. John's Evangelical Lutheran church, corner Second and Van Buren streets, P. D. Mueller, pastor. German Easter services, 10:30 a. m.; English Easter services, 8 p. m. Central Avenue Christian church, Central avenue and Grant street, John D. Zimmerman, minister. Morning ser mon at 11 a. m., "The New Life." Ev ening sermon 7:30 p. m., "Risen with Christ." In the evening the pastor will make a statement of "What North Topeka Owes the City Administration." Church of St. Simon the Cyrenian. the Rev. George Gilbert Walker, priest in charge. Easter Sunday, Holy eu charist 11 a. m., subject of sermon, "The Empty Tomb." Evensong, 4:30 p. m., subject of sermon. "The Resurrec tion and Life." Walnut Grove Methodist Episcopal, Sixteenth and Harrison. E. E. Urner, pastor.. Public worship 11 a. m. Special Easter sermon by the pastor, theme, "A Visit to the Tomb of Jesus." The Sunday school will have charge of an Easter program at 7:30 p. m. Wesleyan Methodist church. East Third and Jefferson, Sunday school at 10 a. m. Preaching service at 11 a. m. by pastor. Evening service at 7:30 p. m. Tuesday evening meeting at Sister Lydia Myers, 1330 Byron street. Wel come to all. E. H. Cook, pastor. First United Presbyterian church, corner Eighth and Topeka avenue. Rev. J. A. Renwick. D. D., pastor. Preach ing 11:00 a .m. and 7:30 p. m. by the pastor. Easter sermon, special music by choir. First Methodist Episcopal church. Rev. Frank L. Loveland, D. D., pastor. Morning worship at 11 o'clock, sermon by Dr. Loveland; there, "The Meaning of Eternal Life." Evening at 7:30. Dr Loveland will use for his subject: "The Quest for the Fountain of Life." Special music morning and evening. . East Side Methodist Episcopal church. Seventh and Lime streets, D. A. Shutt, pastor. 11 a. m. Easter program by the Sunday school. 7:30 p. m. Easter musical program by the choir, John Lungstrum, director. German M. E. church, corner Tyler and West Fifth streets. John Koehler pastor. Easter services at 10:45 a. m. and at 7:30 p. m. Second United Brethren church, cor ner Fifth arlH Leland street, M. L. Robey, - astor. Public service. 11 a. m. ; subject, "Easter Thoughts." Public service at 7:30 p. m.; subject, "David Livingstone." The Westminster Presbyterian church. Easter services tomorrow morning. Special music: There Is a Green Hill Far Away," by Miss Phinney and chorus; solo, "An Easter Offering," Ashford, by Miss Phinney. The sermon by the pastor will be on the theme. "Rays of Light from the Open Tomb." At 7:30 there will be an address de livered on missionary work among the Mormons. This will be illustrated with the stereopticon. Church of the Good Shepherd, Episco pal, corner of Laurent and Quincy streets. North Topeka, the Rev. Albert P. Mack, minister in charge. Services for Easter Sunday will be: Celebration of the Holy Eucharist at 9 o'clock with Canon Pitcaithly as celebrant. Morn ing prayer and sermon at 11 o'clock. Evening prayer and sermon at S o'clock. Sunday school at 10 o'clock. First Church of Christ, Scientist, corner Huntoon and Polk streets Sunday services 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Subject of lesson sermon, "Matter." Evangelical Association, corner of Fourth and Monroe streets; J. K. Young, pastor In th6 absence of the pastor, who will be attending the an nual conference, the morning service will be conducted by the Sunday school superintendent in an appropri ate Easter exercise. In the evening there will be a Dr. Livingstone pro gram. Central Congregational church At 11 a. m., sermon. "The Credibility of the Resurrection." At 7:30 p. m. il lustrated lecture, "The Passion Play at Oberammergau, 1910." Easter music will be rendered by chorus choir and soloists.. Third Presbyterian church, corner Fourth and Branner streets; Rev. Jay C. Everett, the pastor Morning and evening worship. 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Easter communion, with re ceiving of new members in the morn ing. An Easter cantata, "Resurrec tion Light," in the evening. Are Yon Constipated? If so, get a box of Dr. King's New Life Pills, take them regularly and your trou ble will quickly disappear. They will stimulate the liver, improve your d.ges tion and get rid of al the poisons U m your system. They will surely get you well arain. 25c at Campbell Drug Co. Adv. Another wail of anguish from educa- tlonal department heard by reporters. BOWSER, HE GETS IT. He Is to Astonish the World With a Tin Horn. Mr. Bowser had got it. Mrs. Bowser knew it the moment he entered the house. Was it a new fire-escape? Was it a new milch cow? Was it chickens or a flying machine? She held her breath and waited but he said there would be nothing doing until after dinner, and there was noth ing for her but to prepare herself for the best or worst. Mr. Bowser was ponderously gay over the meal, but it was finished at last, and when they had ascended to the sitting room he produced a tin horn and Began: "A woman doesn't know much, of course just enough to enable her to dodge a cable car or a butcher cart, but perhaps you have heard of the new idea in science wireless tele graphy?" "I have seen it mentioned in the pa pers," stiffly replied Mrs. Bowser. "Then you know what the idea is. It is to telegraph without wires, or by sound waves of the human voice. The human voice, as I may explain to you, does not issue from the throat like a piece of turnip, but in waves following each other so closely that it is hard to detect the intervals between them. For instance, my voice as I now speak to you seems to string out like a rope, doesn't it?" "Yes; I was Just thinking how much it resembled an old clothesline." "Thanks! Ignorance always tries to hide behind sarcasm. However, there are scores of breaks or intervals in my voice Just the same, only your ears don't detect them." "And what if they don't?" "Ah,' there is the key to the whole thing. Two or three people are work ing at it, but they have Just n.issed it as yet. They don't go on the right principle. They forget that the last sound or wave must be heavy to drive the other wave before it to a distance." "And so some one has started you off on that fad?' She queried as he bal anced himself on his heels and looked down upon her In a pitying, patronizing way. "Call It what you will, Mrs. Bowser fad, discovery or tomfoolery but I have solved the problem for the world, and the name of Bowser has been placed above those of Edison and Tesla. Tes, ma'am, idiot as I am, I have given the world a wireless telegraph at last." "How did you do it?" she asked, be coming interested in spite of herself and thinking there might probably be something to it after all. "Simplest thing in the world. I shout a message and then use this horn and a last word to overtake the other words and hump them along. It is like sending a big rock rolling down hill after smaller ones. If you can be half-way decent for the next half hour I will show you a few things to make your hair curl. In all the ex periments thus far made the operators at each end of the route have had to use different devices. Observe that I use nothing of the kind. I simply face in a certain direction and set the sound-waves rolling. We will suppose that I am in New York and the cook downstairs is in London. I want to communicate a message to her through the receiving operator. I open the stair door so. That gives my voice a chance. I will now set the sound-waves going by crying out at the top of my voice: " 'Hello there, Bridget O'Hallahan!" "That is what may be called the lp; The "false-teeth" Jury continues to discuss the merits of the case. driving-wave, to clear the track, and I follow it with: " 'Your mother died at 6 o'clock this afternoon.' That s the message, and I now drive It along by shouting at the top of my voice: " 'And I'm glad of it!' "There is the whole thing, you see. blandly explained Mr. Bowser as he turned around, "and we shall hear from Bridget soon. She jumped from her chair. She rushed across the kitchen. She is on the stairs. Now she appears!" So she did. She appeared with a dish in one hand and a cloth in the other, and -she was pale-faced and her eyes were rolling. "Who called me?" she demanded, looking from one to the other. "Do you see?" asked Mr. Bowser as he turned to his wife. wmo cxi.e.o ns.? i-t. "Who called and said that my moth er died at 5 o'clock?" shouted Bridget as she waved both dish and cloth. "My dear woman, did you ever hear of wireless telegraphy?" soothingly asked Mr. . Bowser as he laid a hand her arm. 'Never, sir. and if it was you that said my poor mother was dead and you were glad of it I'm out of this house in two minutes! I have never lived in the family of a villain yet. and with the help of heaven I never will." He spent 15 minutes trying to ex plain the affair to her, and she finally decided to hang on for a day or two longer. When she had retired to her domain Mr. Bowser consoled himself by saying: "I ought to have remembered that she didn't know putty from pepper. You must admit that my system is a success, however." "Yes, your yell could have been heard a block away,," replied Mrs. Bowser, "but I don't consider it a real test at all. You'd have to have a roar like 40 bulls to drive the sound waves 10 or 15 miles." "That shows all you know about it. How far is It from our back door to the rear of the flat fronting the next street?" "A hundred feet, maybe." "Well, I know a man named Jones on the third floor. I'll go down Into the yard and send him a message. and you'll hear no 40 bulls voices about It." Three minutes later Mr. Bowser had rxz II PARSONS AAXCRJJAX Interested attorneys and stockholder await an answer to gas case. reached his station. In a vol on hardly above a whisper he sent his clear-the-track wave ahead by calling: "Jones! Jones! Ah. there, Jones! Say. Jones, do you hear me?" If Jones did, there were no signs of it, but Mr. Bowser went on with ths message: "Tell Jones that I know where he was last night, but I'll keep mum about it." Then he lifted his voice a trifle for the driving-wave, and the whole thins was supposed to be rolling in on Jones through wall or window when an old tin pail struck Mr. .dowser In the stomach, a piece if coal found a rest ing place on his chin, and bottles and cans hit all around him and voices cried out: "Peg him agin! It's old Bowser out throwing poison to our cats and dogs!" "Come Into the house with your tin horn foolery If you don't want to be killed dead!" shouted the cook as she reached outdoors for him, and Mr. Bowser felt the wind of an old demi john as he backed Into a place of safe ty. The woman squared off with her hands on her hips and - began about her dead mother anew, but Mr. Bow ser passed up stairs without a word. Mrs. Bowser sat reading and trying to look unconcerned, but he marched up to her and shouted: "Woman, this Is your 'revenge, but don't chuckle too soon! Instead of dis couraging me you have made me desperate man!" "Did you call up Jones?" she Inno cently queried. "Jones? Jones? What the deuce have I got to do with Jones? I'm talking of would-be murderers and assassins. Woman, this Is the climax! Tomor row morning we'll have the lawyers here. I'll have the papers ready for 'em. I now retire to the library, and if anyone asks for me tell 'em that it was your assassin hand that struck: the fatal blow!" "And how many sound-waves will it take to tell them?"-"- He glared at her. "And If you want the last to be a drive-wave you'd better leave the horn." He gurgled, but words would not come. "I stand on my heels when I shout. don't I?" . "Wo woman!" "I hope It doesn't snap my corset strings." Gestures but no words. "The next invention must be some thing to help you dodge bottles and cans. Go on, Mr. Bowser, I will help you to fame and glory." He had neither knife nor gun. and he went. (Copyright, 1913, by the As sociated Literary Press.) Whenever You Are in Kansas City, Make This Store Your Down-Town Headquarters Use the Many Conveniences at Your Will ( j KAzraAa cm. sax jj L. M. PENVELL Undertaker and Embalmer. THOMAS E. JONES. Assistant. Phone 193. 508-510 Quincy SU BLAIR & HOPKINS MERCHANT POLICE Residence 109 East 13th SU Phone 312S Black. a