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14 ttt. TOPPTTA tt.v gTTE .TOTTONA.L SATURDAY EVENING- MARCH, 22, 1913- ' By FRANK P. MAC LENNAA Entered July I. IS7S as second-class matter at the postofflee at Topeka. Kan, "er the act of congress. VOLUME XXKV No. ' 66 omrlaf State pnner. Official Paper City of Totwlc TKRVrf OF crr'wcr'RTPTTO'N rxif e4trfnn n1rere4 nv ear-rler 10 cent n wpfk to anv mart of Ti ubnrhr or at the ame nrW In an sb town where the paper baa a earner 5 n v-.r ?f? Byma'l too w trt . 1 TPi trpwrvvFS Prt-f. nr, fTI-)iin f" V the State jonrnm operator for per O" r rrarfmfnt rtewlrefl. ToreV Jtt .To.rmnt h""-" " v'7 n n Trr.. nvenne. corner TCIshth. New T-rk vrio- SO Fifth avenue Pe-t mvV manacrer . Chi go nmiw Mailers-building rati' Blct mflnftver f Borton nmce- Tremont Ttatlrttng. T k. ma ringer Fn.i, t.v f'o wmF pFPnnt OF THE ASSOCIATED FRTCRS The State Jom-nnl is a member of JtMOrtnred Pre", end receives the full J tele-rr.n rennrt of that rreat new or ranlratfon for the exclusive afternoon pnnMitttnti tn Toneka. The news Is received In The State Jour nal bi-lidlne over wires for this sols pur pose The colonel says he Is glad he was defeated. That seems to make It nearly unanimous. Since the colonel went out of office the cry has become "better babies" Instead of more babies. Reforms instituted by the Wilsons are coming thick and fast. The girls wear no "rata" in their hair. J. K. Sniffer has the garbage con tract in Omaha. This seems to be the right man in the right place. No gold mounted weather forecaster for President Wilson. He has return ed a gilded razor strop to the donor. They have a Bull-Mouse party over In Kngland. This looks like an at tempt at infringement on an American copyright. So far, it appears that President Wilson has declined to receive any presents except an annual pass to the ball games. Senator Dixon has been calling at the White House. Was he seeking his reward for the great aid he gave in electing Wilson? The Republican statesman who went to Panama recently and wit nessed two landslides must have felt qv:te at home. Chicago professoi announces that the human race will soon be toothless. At least that's one way of getting back at the beef trust. Much has been said about the pitcher that goes too often to the well; but how about the pitcher that goes too often to the box? "President Woodrow Wilson anoth- I er Abraham Lincoln," is a headline in the Salina Union. Sounds of jealous rage from Oyster Bay. Presumably Mr. Morgan is makin farewell tour of Europe just to see whether he has overlooked any - -Ily desirable masterpieces. If the revolutions for revenue only are to be really barred, a lot of earnest patriots will be able to give more time to the raising of bananas. They had to police the course of the ; Oxford-Cambridge boat race for fear ' some suffragette would throw out a marmalade tin and wreck a boat. " The S. R. O. Skirts worn by women 1 are not without their advantages. They allow a greater number of the wearers to occupy the election booths at one time. A messenger boy dropped dead ! while delivering an Easter bonnet to a woman in Spokane. Walt till you I hear from the husband of that woman ; when the bill comes in. j A Wichita negro died as the result ' of eating too much fried liver. Prob- ably the next legislature will pass a law limiting the amount of liver that may be eaten at one sitting. Nebraska has decided to let the rail road decide how many cars it shall have In a freight train, and the rail road ought to know. It had been pro- j posed In a bill offered in the leglsla-! ture to limit the number to fifty. j Up at Portland. Maine, the county commissioners have just paid $18,000 for 250 acres of land to be used as a county farm for the shelter and pos sible cure of habitual drunkards. ' There is no better cure for the drink I habit than plenty of farm work. The amount of corn in farmers' hands, as computed by the department of agriculture, is less than the trade has anticipated, because the last crop was enormous; but the amount is greater than ever before except that it was slightly exceeded in 1907, follow ing the largest crop we ever had until that of last year. The amount is esti mated to be 41.3 per cent of last year's crop. Corn was less affected by the government report than other grains, because the trade had looked for still larger figures. The amount of wheat in farmers' hands is large, but it was exceeded two, three and six years ago. It amounts to 21.4 per cent of the last crop, and this percentage is rather low. Oats were an unprecedented crop last year and more than 41 per cent vt the crop remains in farmers' hands. ' GETTING AT THE TRUTH. The Illinois vice commission " has rendered a great service to the coun try by taking what seems to be a wrong line in its investigation. Its apparent assumption that the denizens of the red light district are recruited from working girls whose pay is in adequate to support them has called j forth a storm of protest from those I who know more about the women of the underworld than it does. The re I suit is that a better insight into this i sad and heavy problem is being ob tained by the public than has ever , been afforded it before. I Miss Heard, superintendent of the ' temporary shelter for women in Phil adelphia, adds her testimony to that of others who know, in declaring that most of. the fallen women have drifted into their present position from con ditions under which they lived com fortably and decently. As to the fundamental cause of the downfall of girls, she says: "Mother hood in this country is at a low ebb. Parents pay too little attention to the actions of their daughters, anu many would be surprised to learn that the daughter who has gone wrong started her life of shame in her moth er's parlor. We who work here in the vice district and who come into con tact with the women themselves, know that what I have said is true." The majority of men ought also to know it is true. They have come in contact with the class of young men, scattered through every calling of life, who consider the leading of a girl from the straight path something to boast of among their fellows. And they should know, from the- circum stances as gleefully recounted, that such a thing would have been impos sible if there had been the proper motherly care and vigilance. No, the girl doesn't always go wrong' because she has to work hard for little pay. It is because she has not the right kind of home training and pro tection and because there are always men ready to take advantage of the fact. A STINGY CONGRESS. In the preparation of the census re sults for the public the director of the census had laid upon him the highly unsatisfactory task of making bricks without the requisite quantity of straw. For the ruling powers, in a praiseworthy but unenlightened desire for economy, write Kate Holladay Clay born in The Survey, have cut down the appropriations for this great enterprise to about half the amount stated by the director to be imperatively needed and to much less than half the amount re quired to make a thoroughly full and satisfactory presentation of the census facts. Every lover of efficiency should enter an urgent protest against such a short-sighted policy. What should be thought of the business manager whose first act of economy was to discharge the bookkeeper and throw away the ledger? Tet that is precisely what is done in so far as our government cur tails its activities in keeping proper account of that most important ele ment of our national resources our population. It is unfortunate that supplies are al ways begrudged to statistical work of any description, due largei- to the general prejudice against statistics. The average man is repelled by long, dry columns of figures, and will not try : to understand them. Consequently, he thinks them useless, and their prepara- ! tlon merely an excuse for drawing fat ; salaries And it is the average man, I to a great extent, who controls the : purse-strings. j But, after all, these dry "statistics" of our census give the basal facts by 1 which a.ny effective direction of social and political forces must be raided. Indeed, there is hardly a scrap of in formation in the many bulky volumes of the twelfth census which has not been used to practical purpose and , found invaluable by some worker along some line of social advance, and there has been crying need for more much more information than that census af forded. SHIRTSLEEVE DIPLOMACY. It is not always the unexpected that happens. There has been a widespread belief that Secretary Bryan would not be content to be crowded out of the lime light by his chief. His St. Patrick's day speech has made that belief a cer tainty. As editor of the Commoner he might indulge In the harmless pastime of twisting the British lion's tail without attracting more than passing notice but as secretary of state his utterances at once become important. The fact that nobody knows this bet ter than does Mr. Bryan, must arouse a suspicion that his words were not intended solely to please the Irish. The sentiments expressed on that occasion, probably are quite unobjectionable In the United States and would have come in for only passing criticism abroad if uttered by a plain citizen. But the utterance of the secretary of state is construed as the voice of the country. When he referred to "the degradation of the House of Lords" he stepped on one of John Bull's pet corns and when he declared: "The fighters for Home Rule are fighters of a world-wide-, battle, and those who oppose it have sounded the death knell of hereditary government. Thus does truth aid truth ; thus does wrong destroy wrong," he gave a slap in the face to all the monarchies of Europe. His remarks seem especially ill ad vised, coming as they do just at a time when the Panama canal question is pressing for settlement, and uncalled for when viewed from any standpoint except the one suggested at the begin ning of these remarks. Snow in Jerusalem! As one would naturally Imagine in eo generally genial a climate, snow in Jerusalem Is as rare as a heat wave in Iceland. Indeed, although the fleecy flakes fall each winter on many of the higher mountains in Palestine, for Jerusalem itself to be covered by a white mantle is regarded as quite a notable event. This particular snow storm visited the Holy City- in March TnKluntimt an ontst weather had been experienced for some days, when the calendar are about as unreliable, ?2uJd notJbf. appointed rom cviJ houses open, he went back to his be suddenly snow began to fall heavily, Jn Kansas, as the Spring Robin and the J? TOP",?VnJtn Lt loved flower. and continued to do so on and off for Spring crocus. The Spring robin is -i'iitf? . Toward evening a young man en- l . uajs, iaj iuk Ltri lui iti L.-i. tw.oT in,. that the en- r,I f CZZr:i :V .V " tire city was buried two or three feet deep in soft snow. So anxious were, the European inhabitants to take full , advantage of such an exceptional oc- ; casion that primitive sleighs were re- qulsitloned and the sport inauigea in on the Mount of Olives. Wide World. The retail clerks of Parsons have organized a union. Arkansas City has decided to spend $6,000 in the erection of a tabernacle. Newton will take a step toward the metropolitan class by holding a horse show. Probably the assessor will come to be knows as the dog killer hereafter in Kansas. Careful citizens clean no their grounds at this time of year says the Winfield Courier by moving the ash harrel frnm the frnnt tn th hack yard. A Kansas editor wants the name of the state agVlcultuTai T college town rhiid t ..woh0ff0f," hw.1..o chanced tn "Wnmsnhuttoft" hecaimn thirteen of seventeen recently born babies in that town are girls. In appointing Bert Walker to one of the new boards created by the last legislature Governor Horisres made i another "ten strike" with the news - paper men of the state, of whom none is more noDular than Walker. Law- rence Gazette. j JAYUA WKER JOTS The Iola Daily Journal, an Indepen- 1 sentence was sufficient punishment. ped closely in a large fur overcoat, dent Progressive newspaper has made I ! opened the door, and stepped briskly its appearance. The publisher is Will i Willum Alum White has found the inside. H. King who went to Iola recently climate oT California very beneficial to I want, he told her in a very from Nebraska. The Register, for- i his eye sight. He no longer views with Pleasant voice, "some American Beau mer Praimcsmgn bntt'i no nor haa . " j c-vn ties sent over to the Alcazar theater hitherto had the field to itself. The Kansas air ships did not go up but the company that was to build them did. The Coffeyville Journal thus tells the story: A meeting of creditors of the "Aerial Navigation company of America" of Girard, will be held March 25 with a referee in bankruptcy., Trustees will be appoint- i ed to take charge of the assets of the company. Then an effort will be made to solve the financial puzzles of the concern. It is not given out what the approximate assets or liabilities are. Henry Laurens Call, the inven- , tor and promotor, left Girard, where i the plant and offices of the company j are,-several montns ago. jau lanoea in Girard six or seven years ago and interested ; capitalists in his scheme which briefly was to form a com pany, issue stock and sell it. He built several alleged airships. None of his machines ever got very high in the air. Variety also helps to make excuses more plausible. Practice has a reputation of makl.ig perfect but it can't prove it. What has become of the o. f. woman wh0 kePt the tea kettle filled? Neither is anything as important as a freshman thinks a Greek letter is. Bill Bowen: "The way to quit smoking is to discover a sore on your Hp." There are so many books no one reads we suspect some of them aren't worth It. Jude Johnson: "This is the glorious time of year when I wish I had an in come." Link Preston: "I can't smoke without becoming sick. Am I in luck or out of luck?" A man who doesn't care what he says can't expect others to be greatly exer cised about It. , No one word in our varied vocabulary has such latitude of meaning as a woman gives "cute." It is sometimes said a mother looks as young as her grown daughter, and there is more or less other polite fiction. Ezra Jay: "It's surprising how many people throw tin cans on their nelghboi"' premises after the sun has gone down." Trying to be agreeable to him is one way to aggravate a grouch, and there are several others, of which an able-bodied club is most satisfactory. Link Preston: "Men who put their poli tics ahead of their families and their God are growing fewer all the time. Who says the world isn't improving?" QVAKEK MJaITATTON8. From the Philadelphia Record. A string of lies has tangled many a man up. Many a man who isn't exactly brunt writes with a stub pen. A husband in the hand is worth two in a breach of promise suit. Blobbs "Henpekke boasts of being a man who has made his mark." Slobo' "Yes. and Mrs. Henpekke, makes him toe it." Nine-tenths of the women who cry at weddings have been married themselves. The trouble with a glrl'B first love afTaii 18 that it is apt to develop into an epi demic. If you want the world to take you at your word, own up to having made a mistake. It doesn't always take a sweeping as sertion to throw dust in the other fel low's eyes, Silllcus "What do you consider the first requisite of a good husband? "Cynicus "A good wife." The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that one believes in mascots and the other in hoodoos. Just because you are -standing up for yourself don't feel that you have to be treading on somebody else's toes. FOLNTi.. PVK.VtiK.VPHS. From the Chicago News.J The helping hand is seldom empty. Be good, bu also be good for some thing. We feel sorry for the hero who is out of a job. Nov man is born as free and equal as a hired girl. No, Alonzo, you can't always tell a belle by her rings. "It's no trouble at all," says a' bill col lector, "to find people out." Very few men axe so in love with their Job that they would refuse a better one. When saloonkeepers begin to talk tem perance there is something brewing. When a young widow gets On a bacn elor s trail it's only a matter of time. A' suffragette is a female who is willlnt to stand up for her rights anywhere, even in a crowded car. It sometimes happens that a deaf mute is not highly educated, but what he knows , he has at his fingers ends. A writer says there are more than 2O.OC0 women in New Tork who are past .5 years of age. No wonder. It is the chorus girl headquarters. The Inventor "That machine can do the work of ten men." Visitor "Gee whiz. My wife ought to have married it." -Puck. 1" GLOBE SIGHTS BT THK ATCHISON OLOBB. UY 1HE WAY BT HARVEY PARSONS. Spring- arrived, officially, sometime vcctfl.datr V.. n..v.!n..l-l nf lliuuiu III Lilt! M RT1 HOUSe. ana sn. " r-ri,." 10 """ . bank. But to some the advent of Spring iB not decided by the robin, the crocus nor tne caiendar. and in this country, where bock beer is comparatively un- i . 1 . . j : 1 ..nc uZSSSSt the su're'st .igr" Mm ior,r o- t,j r,artment heard the story of a "funny" drunk. The he t f o .'f,m" rimnk The story, was funny, as told by the sober narrator, but exaggeration is suspect ed. So far as we could testify upon oath, there is no such animal as a "funny" drunk. If there is, he should be captured and put on exhibition. A 15-year-old New Tork kiddo can't dress on the $12,000 per year of her allowance, so it has been raised to u,- 000. And with that sum at her com- mand she may be able to dress in the 1 proper style to captivate some dry- goods clerk or chauffeur. The Paris chief of rjolice who served 20 years before he resigned, should not be so stingy. Thousands or peace officers in this country would like his recine fo-staving on the Job more than reciDe for stavine on the job more than two years at a time, and he snouia put it in book form for distribution. Amos Piffleberger telephoned this morning to ask whether it was right, ; to hang a Jury. He was instructed i that while it might be right, it was tint customary, and that -it was the I consensus of opinion that a light jail points' of a Democratic administration and the good work of a Democratic legislature. A trip to California might benefit other Kansas politicians. When the Biblical patriarch observed that "all men are liars," he probably had in mind the fact that the most truthful of men will lie about the good time they had on their vacations. The younger a man, the more he thinks he knows about women, and it is just before he reaches man's estate that he knows it all. EVENING CHAT BT RUTS OAKBRO!. L Does tl Pay? LZust I consume my life this little life, In guarding against all may make it less? It is not worth so much.! it were to die Before my hour, to live in dread of death." Byron. We were discussing traveling and the dangers incident thereto the other evening. . " "There's one thing I hate to do," said the Author-Man, "and that's to sit on the side of the train toward the other track. I always go through the train till I find a seat on the other side." "I never thought of that," said the Wants-to-be-cynic "but I must say I hate to sleep eight or nine stories up Witn him had ripened into friendship, in a hotel. I won't go above the j stin she could not say that she was fourth story if there's another hotel in i happy. This quiet, easy-mannered town. One night I went to five hotels young man had come into her life like before I could find a room I'd take." ! the slow budding of old Henri's flow "I never stayed in a hotel but twice : ers, and she felt that she could never in my life," said Molly-the-little-sten- forget. ographer-lady, "and then I was too At times, she could detect a certain pleased to be there at all to mind tone in his voice, a certain tenderness what story I was in. But there's one in his eyes, but in a moment it would thing that always frightens me, and vanish. Always he talked of her, of that is an elevator. I never get into what she liked, of her ambitions, in one of those things without expecting his gentle way; never of himself; and to be killed. When l nave oniy two or tnree siuuea iu k". a a i . o "How about you ?" said someone, turning to the Man-who-thinks, "you travel a lot, what's your special pre- cautions ? "Me?" said the Man-who-thinks, "I don't believe I have any." "Aren't you ever afraid of any. thing?" asked Molly. "Oh, yes," said the Man-who think. "I suppose eo, and I -used to have quite a lot of precautions to follow. In fact. I used to carry a private lire nreserver for shiD travel, because id ; , . -, . , . . lit,. heard that the ordinary kind are like- IVtTarTof avinv0ou But I fin" lul rtecfrferl it didn't nav" ally decided it didn t pay. o oVd Mnllv Well. I figured it out this way," said the Man-who-thinks. "By fussing and fretting over these things I was using up a certain amount of time and energy that I could never get back. Of course I might possibly save my life that way, but the chance was so small that I thought it didn't pay. It's like insuring your life at so high a pre mium that by the laws of probability you'd pay in twice as much as you'd ever get out. There's something in Julius Caesar about it's being better to die once than every day, and that's the way I feel about it." "Oh, I learned that in school," said Molly. "Isn't this it? 'Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard. It seems to me most strange that men should fearj Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come, when it will come!" . "And yet If Caesar had. only been willing to heed the warning, and take a precaution or two, he could have lived twenty years more Wants-to-be-cynic. "But he couldn't have been Caesar,' said the Man-who-thinks. Bowlegs ana Equatorial Surplus. At the instance of Senator William Alden Smith, the president now has under consideration the question of whether bowlegs should keep a man out of the marine corps. Accompanied by a constituent whose legs will not conform to the arms of a compass, the Michigan senator went to the White House and asked Mr. Taft to make a p!r" .i JZtm'.l," "1 ,Z.vVt , . . . . . , . UUUO VluutAtn v A. uio v-wii m viviik. .-tut. Ak. A. -. . it- tt urn rlofetnArl Ctanarrtu he did not wieve his con stituent should be kept Tit of the ma rine corps just because of this phys ical defect. Yet. sorrowfully explained the senator and hopelessly acquiesced the constituent, the latter's applica tion had been turned down. The story goes that President Taft caused Sena tor Smith's protege to back up against the wall in the president's office. Mr. Taft meanwhile making a mental note ; of the peculiar brand of bowlegs pos- : sessed by the Michigan applicant. Mr. Taft, it is reported, also asked several questions. senator mim consiu.u- ent said his condition was good: that he hadn't an Ache or. pain, and that there Was nO TeaSOn On earth Why he i Z7 - . amination was cs assured that m.HT- Unnot iL." : . I, ior omiiu ws assurea me presiaent wouia take tne matter under advisement and determine whether the examining board should be overruled. Senator Smith ac- knowledged that he had another con- stituent who was-in trouble. The lat- ter naa been given a temporary ap- nnintment as an aooiatsnt anrrAAn in the ny. Th undtanmng being wiLiiin tne next inoiim ne wouiu reduce his equator one inch. The President, however, was not appealed to in the case. New York Tribune. ! Beryl and the American Beauties. (By Ronald T. Hughes.) iNot far from Broadway stood a quaint little florist's shop. Here, among a thousand rare flowers from old Henri's greenhouses, one could . find Beryl. Her father, old Henri, in the little I glass-covered greenhouses at the rear or the shop, dug, planted, snipped, and experimented with his flowers ""jw. xne stern laws u PPtir and demand did not g Interest nim at all. a bat he left to .Beryl. But, somehow, no matter what the supply happened to be. Beryl always found tne demand, One evening, in early winter, a thin mantle of white covered everything, and a feathery flurry of snow was 8tm failing. Beryl had just turned on the lights in the little shop, and was filling some i&rs with lnns--stem- ; med roses, when a young man, wrap- Jwf oz en every day until the end of rr', , - ... . a Vn T the marble counter. I "The name," he added, "is Miss Joyce Gibson." Beryl, .behind the counter, jotted down the order, and gave him a re celpt and the change. "Yes, sir," she smiled, "and thank you." He was gone. Beryl looked out after him. "Miss Joyce Gibson," she repeated. That name is familiar. It stared at her from every litho graphed billboard in town. Miss Joyce Gibson the bright star of the musical comedy stage. And he was sending her flowers. With a sigh she turned back to her work. On each Monday that followed, he came with an order for seven boxes of American Beauties, each box to contain two dozen, each day a box to be delivered to Miss Joyce Gibson, Alcazar theater. Beryl came to look forward to these calls with a certain expectancy, of hope mingled with dread. At first, he seldom said much. Once he made some remark about the flow ers and another time he asked her what her name was. When she an swered, "Beryl," he repeated, softly. "Beryl. How very pretty." All that week she murmured these words over and over to herself. Through the winter Joyce Gibson held sway at the Alcazar. Broadway came, saw, marveled. Beryl went to see her and wondered not that he should send this dainty creature American Beauties every day. Beryl pondered, also, on manv oth er things. Although her accuaintance sne couia not Dring nerseil to ques tion him concerning his world, much as she would like to. She could not help but wonder why he did not order the flowers for more than one week in advance. She could associate no other reason for these visits other - than and yet, - she re proved herself for hervanity. Still, couldn't he just as well order them by telephone, or send some one else? Beryl was very happy. Her weeks began and ended with his visits.. Old Henri noted her preoccupied Ti - , i.vuocc, anu ma iiuwtis, ne Anew fiowers not women. Then, the dread she felt, the thing she anticipated, happened. One night cam- inr than ,.., oi anA ' an order for flowers for three weeks i " r" in advance. Beryl looked up at him quickly. "Three weeks?" she repeated. "Yes, three weeks. I am leaving town tonight, he said, may not see you again slowly. "I for a lone time BeryL" A flood or color tinged her neck and cheeks at the soft men- tio nof her name. She did not an- ewer. She did not look up. , ...... jt. v. ..... v .v tv . " J U 1 IV , he continued, "I want to see you again. I hope you will not forget i me soon." He held out his ungloved nana. tjooa-oye jseryi, ne said, as. her timid nalm lingered in his. I Gna Irnaat tint llAW 1 r n IT aha artnsirl there looking at the glass door . . t. v. j T-...i iiiruug.i WHK.U. u u -out was all very plain. lo more, for a long time, he said, would she see him. No more would she count the days, one by one, for Monday to come. Time held no further charm for her. The days dragged. The routine of her life, once so full of hope and 1 V.nln Kacomo mnnntnnn.,- a kn-IV? a nuoareu to ner so monotonous.- a nunarea times she wanted to go to the Al- cazar theater to see Joyce Gibson, but THE EVENING S10UY id thS!"hA. Que wuju "in . ... . . . . . . - .w w . i , V. - V. , tlllS gill, W 11VJ1I1 1WU UUIC IV M.v intensely. Suddenly there came the announce ment that "America's favorite star" and her entire company would go on the road. Beryl watched the papers, hungrily, for every bit of Information, hoping to find some reference that might lead to him. But she found nothing, until one morning the papers were filled with the news of Joyce Gib son's sudden marriage to Mr. Ray Mitchell, the young Memphis million aire, who had been following the show aire, wuv iian j around the country. It was also re ported that, on account of the warm weather, it being July, the company ( had disbanded. Mr. and Mrs. Ray : Mitchell were going to spend their honeymoon in Europe, and wouia stop ff at New York for a few days before their departure. The paper fell from Beryl's nerve less fingers. When her father came in she was standing, leaning against the marble counter, her eyes staring into space. Her father touched her , gently on the shoulder. She looked at him, then suddenly burst into tears. old Henri,- unused to the ways of the weaker sex. sent her unstairs and told her if h wanton inmhin tn him. Then, leaving the partition rlnrtr Mirun thn. .hnn n4 fhA rwrnan lowara evening a young man en- , tered the darfceBd sh ft wa8 only after DOUn(Jjn loudlv tne aft DOUndln, laiHl1v ' the counter tnftt n- , - "t.ri " V . i " " " T in tne greennouse. xne old man came , the ca m j 7 : 1 running out in the dark very apolo-, er for them Jvei nvesKte the mat-e-etic in manner - . themselves. At present there "Excus? me sir mv mv " he ntat- 1 wide-spread belief that the gas .x-c"se m.e s,r my my i."? Pfa; I company can. at no unreaar.nar.lo x- ueu, ua ne turned on tne ugnts, J - clean forgot to turn on the light. - My Hle girl Beryl generally attend, to this , but she is not feeling well to day, sir " He stopped short. The young man was sniffing the air suspiciously. "Pardon me," he interrupted, a troubled look on his face, "but isn't there a ' strong odor of escaping gas somewhere?" , Old Henri's eyes dilated. His face became a picture of terror. He bounded un the steps two and three at a time, across the hall, , and into Beryl's room, the young man follow - ing him closely. As the door swung open, the odor-, of gas became over powering. Beryl lay on the' bed, as if sleeping, an envelope clutched tightly in her hand. The young man quickly threw open the window and, picked the girl up in his arms, and - carried her downstairs. "Phone for an ambulance, quick," he shouted to Henri. Beryl was taken to the hospital. All night long old Henri and the young man waited. Hope, within them, lingered and died; then flared up, and lingered again. Finally the doctors came out. "She will pull through," one doctor said Old Henri and the other wrung the hands of these two young doctors and . w Xntin p,.ih I V k . wf!hfg.he 'fiSTSS eveof-h'kln will have to wait until she awakens - must heartily wish that something Nurses darted in and out during miKht be done to compel the employ the long night, and it was not until ers of women whose incomes warrant the slanting streaks of gray morning it to pay them more libet.illy. dimmed the electric lights that Beryl t jugt now an investigation is being awakened. conducted by a committee of the 1111- Old Henri, in his chair, had dozed nois legislature looking toward the off, but the young man sat there, betterment of women workers and waiting, watching. With a bewil- they are getting some interesting ten dered intake of her breath. Beryl timony. One man, for instance, whose looked around and saw him. She house earned $7,000,000 profit in 1911, half arose; and then his arms were testified that $5 a week was enough around her. Her mind suddenly be- for a girl who lives at home and $8 came thing. clear. She remembered every- "You read the letter?" she ques- tioned. Every word. Beryl." he breathed, "and I love vou too. Only you made one mistake. .1 am not Ray Mitchell. I was . only Miss Gibson's manager. The roses were required in the show." (Copyright, 1913, by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate. "PASS IT OX." If you have an old lead dime, ' ' Pass it on. Do not' fuss and waste good time. Pass it on. You may feel real mean. It 's true. But in just a week or two It will come right back to you. Pass it on. Cincinnati Inquirer. If you have a cure for grip, Pass it on. Do not let your chances slip, Pass it on. Never fear that you '11 forget The prescription that's your pet; 'Twill drift back to you, you bet! Pass It on. Denver Republican. If your kid says something bright. Pass it on. Tell your friends by day and night. Pass it on. Tell It loudly on the street And some day a dad you'll meet Who the same thing will repeat. Pass it on. Allentown Democrat. If you've got a smile to spare, , Pass it on. It will lighten some one's care, Pass It on. It will make the skies more blue, It will make hearts seem more true, And it will come back to you. Pass It on. Houston Post Do you know some scandal, friend. Pass it on. All creation will attend. Pass It on. Whether false or whether true, 'Twill be multiplied by two When the tale comes back you. Pass it on. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. HUMOR OF THE DAY T-o vnlntr r. i o hard winter." t t f" -r. th ni7a of the salary I'm getting;" Boston Transcript. "What's that you say?" "I say our ancestors didn't know beans." "Well, if nrices keep going up, our descend- ants will become very well acquainted with them." Louisville Courier-Jour- ; rial. ' j "Why does Miss Schreecher close v ' Perhaps, I don t uci CjCB in il n " i V- . j . . . p. .j . she has a tender heart." quite understand." "Maybe she can't bear to see how we suffer. Birming- nam Age-neraiu. . Mrs. Willis 1 m arraia tne yuuug man who married our Emma is very nam mnn nus." Mr. Willis "HOW SO? --------- -..Sn writM that their honeymoon is scarcely costing over his first ten years' salary." Life. -. "What I object to," said Mr. Dustin Stax, "is the fact that you campaign ffn"f.Tc" U.U , ' tTtrr emu UH1UBIII J fund." "How can you say- so." re- . . , tr.. nmpijar "Von en- . . . ... -r.retlc worker. "You en Vse our policies, don't you?" "I " ..a., w in turn are any number of "'1" l....... jw- J . i , v.af .-r- i , mao nraw in nur in vor." Washington Star. "A man may have great conversa tional abilities, and still have very few conversational opportunities." "I know; I'm married myself." Houston Post. "I'm a little suspicious of this, it may be spurious." "What is it?" "A dealer offers me a portrait of Rem brandt by Titian." Louisville Courier JournaL "Ma," said Ethelinda, "is my hat on straient? roueuui, "Then It's wrong. It ought to De on one side of my head and down over my left eye." Washington Star. One' of the rules issued by a certain Balkan power for the guidance or war nn..a.nnr.i,r,ta Ml-a that SUCh Ter- ' -.:,, -7.7, i-. I labor wouia not do .tne cmii ui or. 'Jrlamm-mnrtl and difficult " " - l Punch. - m KANSAS COMMENT . her. iRSONAL" INVESTIGATION x nere is so mnrh .itniiuinn in the. gas testimony coming before the state utilities commission, so great dif ference Of Onininn no . ... V. . v. i vn. m ,;." , "... .ci w. i?SfNaiu'aJ Ga company can get f"f5!cieni ?as. PPly the cities it t "a? lo BUI mat it would appear wise for lne commissioners to take & trir to .pense. secure niniv ... h. i. i goodVound tlr "thVLf'S good ground for thin hiif th people will never be satisfied to pay an advanced rate unless the commis sioners do make a thorough investi gation before ordering the advance. And 'hHe investigating this matter It might be well to look into the per sonnel of the different local gas com panies. Why is it that the attorneys of some of these companies are fight ing the raise and the attorneys of otners are asking the privilege of ab- I rogating their contract. ith th. nn j pie of their cities and raising the 1 rates? Why does .the Leavenworth ?" mP "y ask to raise the rates and the Topeka company ask that they remain the same? Why does the at torney for the Olathe company ask that the rates be raised and the at torney for the Atchison company ask that the request of the Kansas Nat ural Gas company be refused. Why does the Wyandotte company demand the right to pay an increased amount to the Kansas Natural? There is something queer about this, something that needs investigation. Leaven worth Times. THE WAGE BILL. The legislature failed to pass the minimum wage bill and perhaps it is as well that it did. Such a law would "'2" re na?!? "" " a week for a girl who is entirely de pendent upon herself. It is hard to understand why these women should have such beggarly 1 pay n their employers such princely "iuuhim. n arouses tne inaignaiion l those who believe In a aquare deal But how to apply the remedy? that is the question. Leavenworth Times THE HIGH SCHOOL DAY. There are still a few high schools in smaller cities that cling to the utterly discredited single session organization. Classes assemble at 8 o'clock or a half hour later and all the pupils are dis missed at half past 12 or 1. There never was a greater mistake made by our school authorities. The single session high school day is a scheme that not only wastes half the pupil's opportunities for learning things that are useful, but doubles all his opportunities for acquiring knowl edge and skill that are detrimental. High school boys and girls are dis missed shortly after noon on the the ory that they will prepare their lessotis at home. Not 6 per cent of such stu dents ever do any really serious study outside of the school room. The aver age home is not a very good place for a student to prepare the next day's work. There is always something for the girls to do In assisting with the work. The boys spend on the streets or in worse places the time that should be given up to tudy. The new school administration hould 3ee to it that a!l students in the high school stay on the Job until 4 o'clo-ik each school day and the new city administration should close up every pool room that allows any school boy to use a cue before 4: SO or 5. o'clock. Salina Union. I ROM OTHER PENS PENALIZING MOTHERHOOD. Women teachers in this city may be wives but not mothers. That is what the vote of the "progressive" board of education, refusing to Mrs. Edgell. a high school teacher, a leave of absence for the purpose of giving birth to and caring for a child in its earliest in fancv. means. This vote does nothing ! for the schools, even if it be conceded j that a woman who has children of her own is any less fitted to teach the children of others. Married women teachers-will continue to do the r duty by their husbands and by society in SDite of the singular attitude of the board of education. They will simply be less honest about the reason for their absences than Mrs. Edgell has ripen. The board of education has ,0reiv nut a premium upon deception and encouraged the partial neglect of tne Dabies of teachers, who, concealing t cauBe of their absence, will have ttie Cause OI tneir a.uem:c, nm un'". tQ rcturn to their work in the schools ft bearing children sooner than they after bearing nrnuM If the adopted a more humane policy. The attitude of the board of education 1 without excuse. If women who are mothers become inefficient as teachers they should be dismissed because tney are Inefficient and not because they are mothers. There must be no penalty for motherhood. The law has denied to the board of education the right to dismiss women teachers for marrying. It is time the law denied to it the right ? lB""ZZ'" alter marriage iur naVing f"""""' - tunuy for the legislature. XMew 10m . Tribune. SECRETARY OF LABOR. Since there is to be a department of labor and a secretary of labor, a cer tain -curiosity -arises in the mind as to the sense in which the congress in creating the department used or meant the word "labor." In the usage of politicians and "labor" leaders "labor ", means organized labor and no other. It happens that much the larger part of the labor of the United States is unorganized. Will the department of labor be under the control of and largely devoted to the interests of or ganized labor or will it be faithful to all labor? This question is asked in no unsympathetic spirit and without pre judice. The matter is difficult, nearly as difficult perhaps as if there were a department of theology to be filled. Mr. Gompers and his friends will gobble the department of labor li they can; cnrl no blame to them. We should say appointment of a secretary of tIliL "Hf New York tiun. -----