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14 THE TOPEKA DAILY STATE JOURNAL SATURDAY EVENING, JANUARY 29, 1916 CTtrprha tate 3Jmxrtt3tl An Independent Newspaper. Ily FHANK I. MACIESJIAS. Entered July 1. 1S75. second-rlsss matter nt Hie postofflce at Topeka. Kao.. under the art of congress.) VOIX'MB XXXVIII. . . . .No. 25 Official State Paper. Official Paper Citj of Topeka TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. DnllT edition, dollvered by carrier. 10 rent ' week to any part of Topeka or iiourba. or nt the same price in any Ivan ana town where the paper baa a carrier vntpiii. in i'.rt mall, one year I 2,1 Pv mull. six months V By mall. loo caleudur days " ! TELKPHONES. Prirnte brnufli exrhanc- Call and t the State Journal operator for peraon ? .-lfpnrtnient dealred. Toiiekn .State Journal building. R00. 802 and m Kn'isns avenue, corner I.lenttl. New York Offi.e. 250 Fifth avenue. J'mil lllcwk. mnnagor. C'tiicairo Office. Mailers bulldlnf. Pan! Detroit (iffi.e. Krcsge building, raul Bin-k. mniifliicr. . , . . Boston Offlre. 2(11 Devonshire street. Panl Hlock. manacer. 1'LI.L i.KASFTD WIRE REPORT Or TIIK ASSOCIATED PRESS. The State Journal la a member of the Associated Press and receives th- full day telecriiph report of that groat news or ganization, for the exclusive afternoon publication in Topeka. Xhe news is received In The State Jour nal building over wires for this sole pur pose. MEMBER: Associated Press. "Audit Bureau of Circulations. American Newspaper Publishers Association. "Possibly President Wilson and the Democratic statesmen have solved the eecret of growing money on bushes and trees. On top of their multitudinous mHlions-for-defense plans they pro pose to dump another $50,000,000 into government-owned merchant ships. But what's J50,000,000, a mere baga telle, pals, a mere bag of shells, or so the nation's servants who would spend them but wouldn't have to provide them seem to think. How unreasonable of the members of ' the state charter board! They have decided to deny bank charters to bank promoters unless the proposed ' banks are to be located at least In in corporated towns. Speaking of carrying coals to New castle, so short is the wine crop of France that American wine manu facturers and merchants are being urged to consider the possibility of exporting their wares to that country. Henry Ford is evidently going to take no chances of not recouping the expenses of his famous peace expedi tion. He is planning a $10,000,000 addition to his Detroit plant which will treble Its output. This blanket of ice that pretty gen erally covers Kansas is not the best thing in the world for the wheat, mates, as it shuts off ils supply of oxygen. But Kansas wheat always takes a lot of killing before it Is down and out, and It has already been "saved" on three distinct occasions so far this winter, so it will probably worry through the Ice age that ha3 been thrust upon it in good shape. Possibly the fact that "all the cir cumstances in the world have changed" which President 'Wilson gave as the cause for his shift of opin ion on the tariff commission plan is also the reason for another flip-flop on his part. Not so many moons ago he told a New York audience that there was such a thing as being "too proud to fight." And on Thursday night as he started on hl3 prepared ness swing around the circle he an nounced to another New Tork au dience: "I always accept the invita tion to a fight." The United States protest over Brit ish interference with neutral mails is characterized as a "sharp one." But Great Britain's foreign office will probably have no difficulty in dodging its point. Inasmuch as President Wilson ac corded a reception to the woman suf fr"i?e workers in New York city the other day and declared to them his present attitude t-n the cause so dear to their hearts, doesn't it savor just a little bit of "nagging" for the suf fragists at other places on his itin erary to make plans to "smoke him out" again and again on the same proposition? ,Of course, it was public-spiritedness and not selfishness that prompted the members of the ttate bar association, tr adopt resolutions urging the legis lature to enact a number of new and important laws. But it is also a fact, nevertheless, that the more laws there are, the more business there is for lawyers. : I f . Alaska appears to bo making a bid for winter resort business in her an nouncement that the weither is so fine there these days that the chil dren aro going barefooted to school. (THE TOR THE PORK BARREL. The one solution of the pork barrel is to take from congress the power of initiating monetary bills, at least in the matter of appropriations for local ijiifposea and public works, says the "Wand's Work for February. Instead, we should establish the budget system. This would not actually curtail the scope of congress. That body would still retain control of the purse. It would vote money only in obedience to a request from the administrative branch; but it could grant or refuse this request as conditions Justified. Its business would, be that of criticism, of investigation, and of veto. This would greatly enhance the character of both chambers. It would weed out those members whose re-election de pends chiefly on their ability to get local appropriations certainly they would be no loss to the nation. The more serious members and there are plenty of them who are really inter ested in the nation's business and would like to spend their time in it, are now tormented constantly by the importunity of their constituents. The budget system would relieve them of this. They would, therefore, have all their time for serious work. Thus the nation would not only save millions of wasted money, but would get a higher type of lawmakers. And the patriot ism of localities would find more worthy outlets than campaigns to se cure a lot of useless and expensive architecture. WAR'S TERRIBLE TOLL. And the frightfulness of this Euro pean war is too extensive for the imagination to grasp in anything like an adequate manner. An official es timate of the casualties places them at the astounding figure of 15,000.000 men, killed, wounded and missing, the latter including prisoners, and of the whole number no less than a full 3,000,000 of them are set down as having been killed. How much long er will the nations involved be able to stand the strain on their human re sources, and what a pitiable condition the latter will be in when the war is finally ended. KANSAS DAY. It has come again, and unlike the maiden all forlorn, Kansas glories in the fifty-five years of her age, and has good and sufficient reasons so to do. Kansas, indeed, is fifty-five years young. It may truly be said, in fact, that Kansas has no more than devel oped the virility of youth. A wonder ful future is still before her, and her accomplishments of the past give promise that she will take advantage of the many magnificent opportunities that are certain to come her way, and not a few of which are already at hand. In the larger activities of state endeavor, there is little in the past of Kansas for which she need be ashamed. Mistakes she has made, but they are far more than offset by the worthy deeds she has done. And the spirit that created and has made Kan sas what she is today is still para mount in her people, even unto her growing generations. There will be no lagging on their part to maintain the fine traditions of the past in the tasks that are yet to be worked out to continue the progress of the com monwealth towards the ideal state. There is much for Kansas to do in this direction, but the eagerness and wil lingness of her people to do it, be speak the certainty that it will be done. And wherever erstwhile Kan sans are congregated today in any considerable numbers, and these places are many, they are holding celebra tions of one sort and another com memorative of the statehood birthday of their old home. They are rehears ing the accomplishments of the state that will ever be dear to them, and recalling her ldea'.s. Perhaps, it is not going to far to suggest that they are impressing these ideals to a greater or less extent upon the new friends and neighbors with whom they are now in contact; and that the Kansas visions of a square deal for all, of honesty and justice in all things, and of working jealously for the great est good for the greatest number, are beginning thereby to permeate the length and breadth of this whole land. And mayhap the Kansas seeds that are thus being scattered broadcast will play no small a part in producing a civic and community fruit that will the better supply the needs of the nation. ENORMOUS FOOD EXPORTS. Almost three times the normal quantity of foodstuffs was sent out of the United States last year, says the Philadelphia . Commercial Museum. The complete records of the shipments for the first eleven months give a total of more than 800 million dollars, which would indicate that approxi mately 1,000 million dollars' worth of food left American shores during the year. In 1913, the year before the war began, the exports of food prod ucts amounted to 418 million dollars and in 1914, the trade in the last five months of which was influenced by the war, to 490 million dollars. It is in breadatuffs that the growth has been most pronounced, the shipments in 1915 having been over BOO million dollars, two and a half times the value of the 1913 shipments and more than double the value of those of 1914. Exports of wheat, oats, corn, barley and rye have gone ahead by leaps and bounds since the outbreak of the war; wheat flour, too, has made a big Jump, particularly in the last twelve months. In meat products there is the same story of larger ship ments, only the increases have not been bo marked nor so general, and the trade has been fluctuating. The growth in the exportation of fresh beef has been little short of marvelous, the figure for 1915 being fifty times that of 1913. Exports of canned beef were twenty times larger in 1915 than In 1913. and of pickled and other cured beef, twice as large. Of the hog products, bacon, hams and shoul ders alone made large and consistent gains. Exports of lard and of neutral lard were less in 1915 than in 1913, and lard compounds and other sub stitutes for lard remained practically stationary over the three year period. This remarkable advance In the ex portation of food products from -the United States in the last two years can be attributed entirely to the war and its influence. It is, therefore, but a temporary condition that there will be a slump, especially in bread-stuffs. A return to normal conditions wiil be welcomed, for food production in the United States for some years has been turning from a resource to a prob lem. Increasing population has brought about a home consumption that is not only overtaking home pro duction and reducing the normal ex port surplus, but one that was, before the outbreak of the war, beginning to draw upon foreign countries for cer tain of its requirements. Nearly two years ago James J. Hill, in an ad dress before the National Export Trade convention in Washington, called the attention of the country to the decline In the position of the United States as a producer of food stuffs, particularly of breadstuffs, and warned that the movement could only be checked by tremendous efforts to induce a better agriculture and a more intelligent care of the soil. The con ditions to which Mr. Hill called at tention at ..that time have not been remedied; they have been merely over shadowed temporarily by a condition of abnormal demand. Journal Entries A wise man doesn't have to tell his friends that he is. Most . humans are no better than circumstances compel them to be. Too many peopls 'lislike others sim ply because they're successful. Laughter is a groat thing but a whole lot of it is of the foolish va riety. In order to paint a picture true to life a large variety of unattractive colors must be used. Jayhawker Jots Most of Kansas papers are reporting a bumper ice crop and of unusually excellent quality. If gasoline keeps on soaring, it will soon be so high, observes the Colby Free Press, that we will be rid of the stink. Among the high school notes in the Severy Severyite: Some monkeys have long tales and some smoke cig arettes. Is it possible that T. R. has a motive ir. his fight on the hyphen ? asks the Russell Record. You know T. R. is an ex-president. Attention is called by the Kearny County Advocate to . the fact that "those golden locks Belinda wears will gag you just as quickly as any other hair, when fished out of the oup." Here would seem to he all the ma terial necessary for a romance. One of the rural correspondents of the Oberlin Herald designates himself as "Lonesome Bachelor," and another uses the nom de plume, "The Merry Widow." There is something about money that means strength, says the Grain fteld Cap Sheaf. That is to say, if you have the scads you command the respect of men who would try to kick you off the sidewalk if they thought you were broke. - Noting that the Kansas City Star suggests that President Wilson is to have six hours in Topeka to enable him to take a journey across Kansas avenue and back again, the Chanute Tribune adds: It's too bad he won't have six hours more, so he could also take a ride in the state house ele vator. J. T. Smith of the Timberhill neigh borhood is authority for the statement, reports the Cherryvale Republican, that during the sleet storm, ice froze on the feathers of the crows so thick that the birds could not fly and were easily killed with clubs. The Repub lican is thoughtful enough to add that Mr. Smith is too old to be mistaken and is also a minister. Globe Sights BT THE ATCHISON GLOBE. What good did good whisky ever do? Mischief is devilment when perpe trated by the neighbor's kids. So many who practice what they preach have such bad sermons. A drunk's effort to be dignified nev er fools any one but himself. Eating too much is the average man's favorite form of punishment. You know so much: ever know any one who really wore a chamois vest? Some men succeed by doing good work, and others by working good people. Was there ever a business vault that wasn't stuffed like a bologna sausage? When the average man is sick and can't work it is flour he needs instead of flowers. This is also the joyous season when the Mexican hairless dog should stay in Mexico. The average statesman is interested in harmony only as a means of de feating the opposition party. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. From the Chicago News. A loan widow has money out at in terest. Marriage is both an illusion and a disillusion. Widowers, like tumble-down houses, should be re-paired. Trying to keep from worrying is what worries some people. A man sometimes makes money, but monev never makes the man. , There are times when a woman imagines that she suffers in silence. The man who is unable to live with in his income must live without it. Fortunes await the inventor of a lifeboat that will float on a sea of trouble. A man never knows how much he really loves an heiress until she turns him down. If you would outshine your neigh bors acquire a good reputation and then keep it polished. Charity leaves enough sins uncov ered to prevent gossip from acquiring ankylosis of the jaw. It may console the self-confessed coward to realize that he is still in a position to admit it. When a man climbs up 'in the fam ily tree and looks down upon the passing throng he has outlived his usefulness. On the Spur of the Moment BY ROY K. MOLLTON. I saw three girla fur up the street All clad alike from hei to feet. I waited till tiiey nearer lrev That 1 might get a bettor view Of those three r-Mekens! Each step that brought them nearer showed How lunch to distance Judgment owed; l-'or soon I rempuized each face. The Browns, Gmurimn. Mamma and Grace. Ain.'t Btyle the dk-kensV The H Ickey vil le Clarion. One of the high-toned social events of the season at Hickeyville was the reception by the Barkin Soap Club to their husbands. Tea and wafers were served. Mrs. Anse Frisby, who entertained the club, expected to have some of that pink tea she has heard so much about, but couldn't get any, so had to serve the ordinary kind. Uncle Kzra Harkins says he hopes spring: will hustle up, as he has only one parlor sofy and three rods of rail fence left for fuel. Anse Frisby, our banker and cap italist here at Hickeyviile, is looking: for a first-class chauffeur, one who can take a car apart and put it to gether and one who has a fine tech nical education. All the chauffeur will have to do besides taking care of the car is to mow the lawn, tend the furnace, wait on table, press the boss clothes, run errands, wash dishes and pound rugs. Salary $12 per week. Miss Hepsibah Tuttle, our school teacher, has had several proposals of marriage since she has been in our midst, but she sas on ccount of the modest income allowed to school teachers nowadays it is about all she can do to support herself. Miss Pansy Jones new skirt is so tight that she can't lean over fur enough to turn a wringer or chase a red flannel shirt up and down a washboard. A tatter Day Romance. The gas was turned lcrw in the con servatory and the strains of the or chestra music floated in from the ad Joining room. Clarice, the millionaire pork packer's daughter, was a dream that night and Harold knew that the psychological moment had arrived. Tenderly he leaned over the divan and whispered in her shell-like ear she had two ears but he used only one): "Darling, will you be mine?" "Are you sure that you can keep me in the manner to. which I have oeen accustomed?" she replied coyly, yet sadly. "It's a pipe," he replied. "Can you afford to let me have an egg for breakfast every other Sunday morning?" "Yes." "Can we have roast beef at least once a month?" "Probably." "Then take me, Harold, for I am your'n." And he took her. but he had lied to her most shamefully. Three Generation a. Feminine styles are ridiculous, of course; but it took men something over 100 years to discover that a boiled shirt didn't have to he pulled on over the head, like a mother-hub-bard wrapper. This Hits All Vm (.entM. He sets up the crowd to the drinks and the smoke's; he tips all the waiters with dullars .... - n But when wife asks for a nickel. he chokes and over a tpinrTer he hollers '. He lavishly Rjeiida nil his coin on himself; his raiment s vompiete and composite: But wife has only one hat n the shelf, and and only one dress iu the closet. The A ery Idea. " New York Sun says a man's taste is judged by the car he drives. Sup posing he drives a dark brown car ? If Your Brains Are Iusty. Sign on a local barber shop: HAVE YOL'H HEAD SHAMPOOED INSIDE. Evening Chat BY Ri'TH CAMERON. IT We Only Understood. "My husband met your husband in town the other day, and he said George was in such a hurry that he couldn't say anything but 'How do you do?' and 'Good-bye' to him," I heard a friend of mine say to another friend whom she had not met for some months. The other woman laughed. "Is that what your husband said?" she cried. "Why, George said your husband seemed in such a hurry that he didn't feel like stopping him to ask about you people, though he knew I'd want to know" And then they both laughed. And completely destroyed the little germ of coolness and hurt which (as I hap pened to know) had been on the verge of getting in its deadly work on both of them. What queer, unsubstantial, flimsy stuff misunderstandings are marie of. I was deeply interested in that little conversation, and I have chronicled it here because it shows how easily two people can misunderstand each other. Neither of the men was in a hurry. Both said so when they were asked afterwards. Yet each gave the other that impression and each felt a bit hurt that an old friend should not have had more time for friendly in quiries. When one thinks how fatally easy it is to misunderstand acts and ap pearances and how completely im possible to understand the motives underneath them, it does not seem strange that misunderstandings among friends are so common. In deed it seems strange that they are not more common. We cannot under stand the subtle interplay of motives in our own minds. How then should we understand their working in an other's mind? And if we do not know our friend's motives, how can we dare to he angry with him or judge him? "Take back thy friend. Perhaps he did not mean to offend thee; or if he did, surely ho will not offend again" is a beautiful old quotation which often rings in my mind. It is a fine thought for the New Year, is it not? Friendship is a beautiful thing, and we should not let anything so trivial, so false as 30ire little misunderstand ing take it from us. It is not too late to celebrate the New Year by renewing that old friend ship that has languished through some little misunderstanding, and by taking for a guard against future misunderstandings this verse of a quaint old poem, which has long oc cupied my scrapbook: "Could we but draw back the curtain That surrounds each others' lives, See the naked heart and spirit, Know what spur to action drives,1," Often w? should find it better. Purer than we judge we should. We should love each other better If we only understood." i Protect ed bv Th AHo X'owanonar 0rvia pArraid of Age? Ah no. there is no truth la that tor me i am afraid 01 loutli: Afraid that it will pass and leave no trace Of loved things worth remembrance on my face. Afraid that in Its golden mead of hours I may neglect, too oft, to use its powers. Afraid that in Its laughter I'll forget How many hearts bear grief and eyes are wet. Afraid, ah! most afraid, I may not know Love's countenance, and, blind, may iet him go! Youth conquered, all its strife and strength Accounted for then, only, shall I press. Forward to Joy, with Age as guide and friend Fearless and sure, whatever Time portend. Edna Mead in New York Times. The Evening Story A Discovery That Counted. (By Catharine Cranmer.) Stanley Williams was an irre proachably dutiful son. He was also a successful young lawyer. The one thing about him which worried his doting mother was his indifference to matrimony and his bookwormish tendency, which she feared would lead him to the lone bachelorhood of her brother John, who neglected his pro fession to satisfy his love for books and isolated himself until it amounted to an estrangement from the whole family. One day Mrs. Williams returned from a visit to an old friend and an nounced ;o her astonished son at the dinner table that the young daughter of this friend was coming to remain as their guest while her mother went on a protracted visit to Panama to be with her engineer son. "I'm afraid It will be d-auced awk ward having a young lady in the fam ily, as it were. It will doubtless mean that we 11 have to sacrifice to frivolty many an evening which might be put to uses worth while," Stanley object--ed whic- from one of his dutiful habits was littie short of open rebel lion, but his mo. her only smiled in a whimsically pleased way. "Oh, Fussy won't demand any sac rifices that will be hard for anybody to make," she said, still smiling. "Fussy! Mother, you don't mean that the girl's name is that?' This new horror almost effaced his satis faction at his mother's assurance that he would not be expected to sacrifice himself to the guest's frivolousness. "ifs a nickname only. Her real name is Augusta, and both are clearly misnomes. But since she will be here a week from today, I'll not attempt to describe her.'r said Mrs. Williams. "Only a week?" gasped Stanley, as they rose from the table and passed into the library, where he picked up a copy ot Flammarion's "Wonders of the Heavenc." which he had reluc tantly laid aside when dinner was an nounced. "Well, we'll have to do the best we can. Five minutes later he was lost in astronomical (lights, which took him millions of miles away from frivolous things. But his mother smiled a satisfied smile. A few days afterward, Stanley was palled to a neighboring citv on busi oess. Absorbed in his work .for sev eral days, he quite lost count of the time, and on the day of his return he saw in a bookstore window a newly published "book on astronomical in vestigations which made him eager to reach this new work, whose author was heralded as a second Flammarion. It was a cold, bleak day in January, and Stanley strode from the street car to the house with his soft black hat pulled low over his eyes and his overcoat collar turned up, while he held the treasured new book under his arm. He went straight to the library, expecting to find his mother quietly crocheting or scanning the society column in the evening paper, but her chair was not occupied. The warmth of the wood fire was soothing to his chilled body, and he walked across the room before remov ing his hat or overcoat. When he reached the hearth, he was astounded to see a diminutive young woman snugly tucked into the shelter of his capacious armchair. One tiny foot was tucked under her and the other dan gled within a foot of the door. Hear ing footsteps, the young woman open ed two very bright brown eyes and looked inquiringly up at him without moving even the dangling foot from which a tiny suede pump was in im minent danger of dropping. A pe culiar sensation passed over Stanley, and it was not precisely a feeling of annoyance. He began to stammer an apology. It vaguely seemed to him that if either of them were an offender, it was the fair usurper of his armchair, yet he volunteered the apology. Just as the girl began to uncurl her self from her snug position. Mrs. Wil liams entered the room from the dining-room. "Why, Stanley! We've been wish ing you'd some tonight; haven't we. Fussy?" As -he girl's name was spoken by his mother, Stanley re alized the situation, and in the intro duction which followed he stammered out his acknowledgment and his stiff welcome to their guest. "Mercy, but I'm relieved," said Fussv- "You looked so serious stand ing there all in black that I thought the minister had come for dinner. Although this remark was made in a most frivolous way, Stanley round himself smiling over it in quite a tol erant fashion. He cast a longing glance at his new book, but when dinner was an nounced immediately he resignedly set about doing a host's duty. "Now that we have a man at our command, Fussy." began Mrs. Wil liams, as they left the dinner table. "where shall we station him for duty this evening? "Oh, let's make it a musical comedy. with glitter and gayety, and pretty girls and pretty gowns, and perhaps a bit of supper at one of those dance awhile, eat-awhile places I've heard so much about! Is that too much for a tired traveler to tackle in one even ing Without turning her head. Fussy threw her bright eyes upward in a sidewise glance of piquant inquiry. "Not at all." said the dutiful host, forcing himself to look away from the table, where the new book lay tantal izingly near his hand as he passed into the library. The next evening when Fussy came into the library all dressed in a soft gown of pale pink, she found Stanley absorbed in the new book. She sat down demurely in his mother's chair and looked across at his serious, clean featured face. The more she studied him, the more she hoped he would continue to be oblivious of her pres ence so that she could continue her study. But suddenly he raised his eyes and caught her interested stare. Both of them rose in confusion. "Please don't let me break up all your home-y habits," she pleaded, as she approached him so closely that he caught the faint perfume from her hntr "Won't vnn it. down on so on reading, or won't you read aloud to me?" "Oh, this book can wait," said Stan ley, with a strange absence of resent ment "I'm afraid it might be dry read ing for you. The writer interests me particularly in his chapter on Orion's Belt." Stanley fingered the open book absent-mindedly as he con cluded. "O'what?" asked Fussy, big eyed with curiosity. "Orion's Belt," said Stanley with a smile. And seeing her blank look, he added : "That's a constellation of planets, you know. . Haven't you ever seen it on a starry night?" "Mercy, no; but if I can see the real thing Itself, show; it to me instead of reading to, me about it." And she led thfe way to the glass-inclosed sun porch. It proved to be the beginning of & journey into an undiscovered country for Stanley, for long before Fussy's visit came to an end Flam marion's "Wonders of the Heavens" and the book by the new author were undisturbed on a high shelf of the library and Stanley had come down to earth, where he found wonders before undreamed of. Not the least of these was the look of love in Fussy's starry eyes when he told her she had led him to discover that the world of love is the world that really counts. (Copyright, 1916, by McClure Newspa per Syndicate.) Kansas Comment THE KANSAS SUPREME COURT. Discussion is appearing an the Kansas papers about the advisability of re-electing the two members of the Kansas supreme court who will come before the people t his year. These two members are Associate Justices Porter and West. Of the opinions of these two justices taken line upon line, and precept upon precept, there is much reason to debate. Sometimes good men and good lawyers would agree with an opinion of either Judge West or Judge Porter, and they would disagree, with some emotional fire works. But their work is not individ ual. They are powerful only as mem bers of the suprome court of Kansas. They arc two votes In six, and the su preme court of Kansas, as it now stands, :s one of the wisest, sanebt courts in this -countr:. It is abreast of the times. It is a modern court, in all its ideas and in its ideals. To change it in respect to these two men, even though they sometimes display that human Judgment that leads them away from what one man may deem right, would be unwise. The wisest thing the voters of Kansas can do, is to keep the supreme court this year about as it is. Emporia Gazette. QUAKEIl MEDITATIONS. From the Philadelphia Record. Seasons come and seasons go, but pepper and salt are always seasonable. Happy is the bride the sun shines on, but a sunburst wiil make her hap pier. It is better for a man to make his own mark than to make a mark of some other fellow. You never can tell. Many a fellow who seems mighty shallow can stand a lot of drink. Marriage is a mighty serious mat ter, as any woman will admit who has ever selected a trousseau. A man of steel may be on his mettle, and still lose his temper when he gets hot about something. It is human nature to take credit to ourselves for our virtues and to blame our vices on our ancestors. Blobbs "Dollttle keeps his age re markably well." Slobba "Yes, that fellow is so lazy it takes him a long time even to grow old." He was suing for the hand of the heiress. "And what did your father say when you told him I was a poet?" he asked proudly. "Oh, he raved about it, of course," replied the heir ess, "but after several hours I con vinced him that you weren't much of a oet, after alL" . WHILE THE POLICE ARE BUSY x ' jn.f Household Hints The Tabic. Meat Loaf With Rice and Peas One and one-fourth pounds round steak and one-fourth pound fresh lean pork ground. Mix and season to taste with salt and pepper. Add one well beaten egg and two-thiros cup boiled rice. Mix with enough milk or cream to form a soft loaf and bake forty -five minutes in medium oven. Heat can of peas, season with salt, pepper and butter; add one cup milk or cream. Thicken with one tablespoon flour. About twenty minutes before meat is done take from oven and slash a deep gash in the loaf both across and lengthwise; pour in all the peas it will hold and return to oven. When done remove to platter, pour about it the remaining peas and serve at once. Raisin Pudding One-half" pound flour, one-half pound sugar, one-half pound bread crumbs, one-half pound suet, one pound seeded raisins, one teaspoon cr earn of tartar, two tea spoons mixed spices, one teaspoon baking soda. Mix all together with a little milk. Put In kettle with some water and cook two or three hours. Rice Custard One quart sweet milk, four eggs, one-half cup sugar. two tablespoons rice cooked and cooiea, one-nan cup raisma uim ihi.m of salt. Stir together, put in pudding pan end bake one to two hours. Delicious Raisin Bread One big cup brown sugar, one cup sour milk (dissolve one teaspoon soda in part of milk), add pinch of salt, two cups graham flour, big cup of chopped rai- THE CHICKADEES' FEAST. Such good eatinR as the chickadees did find in the sunflower Btalks! For. you must know, chickadees consider sunflower seeds the very best kind of food; nothing seems quite so delicious and tempting. Cheery and Biddy ate and ate till they were warmed and re freshed and rested from the labor of nest building Then, when the sun shone bright and warm at midday. Cheery said to Biddy, "Lefs look for food in the rub bish of the garden. Let's look now, while the sun is warm and the snow has not quite covered the ground." And Biddy, knowing that she had had quite enough sunflower seeds for one day, replied, "Yes, let's!" So they flew down to the piles of leaves that covered the garden beds. Now if you had looked at that very same pile of leaves and rubbish, it's quite likely you would have thought, "Nothing here but trash!" But Cheery and Biddy, looking at the piles, chirped gaily to each other and exclaimed delightfully, "Such a feast! Such a feast!" For, what do you suppose they found in the rubbish? You'd never guess! They found dead insects of many kinds; grasshoppers, katydids, lady-bugs, tiny flying creatures that you and I hardly see! All the insects that the frost and winter kills drop in the grass and rubbish of the garden and make fine feasting for the indus trious little chickadees. And eggs! Insect eggs of all sorts and sixes! All the Insects that lay their eggs in the ground in neat little balls, like the spiders, or on the under side of twigs and grass ciades. like the katydid, make fine eating for chicka dees though the insects never know if. They would hide the hide the eggs more carefully If they did! Yes. all these things, and more, the chickadees found in the piles of 1 leaves that lay so protectingly over the garden beds! No wonder the chickadees were glad they had moved Just where they did! "We'll not starve this winter," sins. Put in small deep cake pan and bake lifty minutes in very slow oven. Mock Mince Pie One cup molas ses, one cup sugar, three-fourths cup vinegar, one-half cup butter, one cup powdered crackers, one-half cup rai sins, one-half cup .water, one teasption each of cinnamon and cloves. This makes two large pies. Creamed Tuna Fish Heftt fish by boiling ton minutes in the can. Make a white sauce with milk, butter, and flour, as usual. Add fish after it has been separated with a fork; add one chopped pimento, half bunch celery (cook this h. little first), one small can button mushrooms. Serve on toast. Potato Dumplings When roasting or stewing meat of any kind, try this, it's just fine: Boil ten good-sized po tatoes with their skins on. When done, peel and mash; add cup flour and mix all together. Have some small squares of bread fried brown in good drip pings. Take half the bread and mix with potatoes, egg and flour, make into small balls and drop In salted, boiling water. Boil fifteen minutes, then dish up and pour the rest of the bread over the dumplings. To be eat en with the gravy. FHod Sweetbreads Put sweet breads into salted water and allow to soak one hour. Then plunge into acidulated salted boiling water and boil twenty minutes. Remove all out side membrane, coat with egg and cracker crumbs and fry gently in lard till of a golden brown. Allow one tablespoon of lemon juice to one pint of water. New York state has 10,250,000 pop ulation. chirped Cheery happily. '"We'll have plenty to eat, unless the snow stays too long at a time. Let's find the best places in this pile and eat all we can while the weather's good." All the Inserts that lay thrsir eegs In the ground In neat little balls, like the npidrrs And Biddy, quite willing to follow such good advice. in,viraH v let's'." The happy little chickadees ate and and ate. So busy were they that they quite failed to notice that Mary Jane, coming to the dining room window of w. ,. ,urn. spiea them! But they need not have worried even if they had seen her. for Mary Jan was their friend! She called to her meithor "MAihai -.-. 1 . . . ' - -- . -jiuc iirp, quick The chickadees have come to live here and they're eating in our garden rltrht finur 1 'm n j . them!" "a"y 10 teeo And they did. (Copyright Clarm Ingram Judson.)