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SELECTED. DIARY OF A DRUNKEN COBBLER. A week in London, June, 1845. 1. Dry as a bone. Pulling out to finish Mr. Scrogg's shoes by to-morrow, Saturday. . Sent across to the Boar's Head for a pint on tick; landlady as sour as a threepenny; knocked the jug from the boy's hands, and ordered him out. Not a copper to be got at. 2. Finished Scrogg's shoes, took them homet and touched 10s. 6d. Glorious take ! Turned in at the Boar's Head, to show off, and "crab" the landlady, who made a full apology as soon as she heard the cash "clink." 'Twas all a mistake?thought 'twas Muggin's boy, the opposition cobbler. Quite satisfied with apol ogy, and got drunk. Prime beer?quite drunk in forty minutes, and ready to fight any body, particularly Muggins. No row, however?too far gone; fell asleep on the table. 3. (Sunday.) 'Woke at four A. M.; found myself in the cow-house, back of Boar's Head. Throat parch'd?nobody up but the cock, whose "cock-a-doodle-do" cut through my poor head. Pump locked; pull'd plug out of the rain-bar rel, and got a drink, but more wet outside than in. Three shillings and sixpence in pocket? counted it twenty times and could make no more of it. Where the rest went ask the landlady. Eight A. M., Boar's Head opens, and in I walked; knocked down a quart of fourpenny, and felt a little better. Bought a red herring at Betty Mundy's, which the land lady allowed me to toast at her fire?accom modated me, too, with a slice of bread, which with a pint of the old sort made out a break fast. Nine A. M., Muggins walks in and I walks out. Not up for a row just yet. Eleven A. M., returned to Boar's Head, front door shut, got in back way, and found Muggins in the tap. He began to throw off?so I ordered a pot to be up with him. High words: "Talk to yer fellows," sis I. " A perty fellow you is," says he. " Better nor sich as you any day of the wick," says I. " Try it," says he. So we had a set to, and slam'd through the door to the street. People were comingfrom Church, but we hit on, 'till we saw the Peelers coming, when we tried to run into Boar's Head?door barred?we were " nabb'd." 4. Cold, hungry, thirsty?in the watch house. Bread and water for breakfast. No go. Wanted a pot of fourpenny. Not allow ed?no " brass " if 'twere. Muggins in next cell swearing like a trooper. Hoped I might get off, and he on the treadmill. Taken afore the Beaks. Spoke my apology: Sis I?" Me Lords and Gen'lemen of the Jury, Not Guilty; I was a having as quiet a refresh as your honors might have been, at the Boar's Head, when this here infernal hannimal, Muggins, insult!) me by saying I was no man. Put it to your selves, Me Lords and Gen'lemen, who could stan' that?" That speech had admirable effect. Muggins held down his head, and looked a criminal, so he got fined 5s., and I was only put in the stocks two hours. 5. Underwent sentence in stocks. Rather inconvenient?and confoundedly dry. Muggins comes down to look on, and when the consta ble turn'd round, he (Muggins) put his thumb to his nose, and stretched out his both hands in insulting mockery. How I longed to have at him; but I thought it best to look away, though I could see by half an eye, and the laughter of the boys told me what was going on. 6. Went home, and found my tools and all my furniture, (one chair, a table, a teapot, and a gridiron,) seized for rent. Elevenpence a week, had been running up for ten weeks? and the landlord was as stout a one as ever let a cellar. What a happy thing I've no family to suffer from the affliction. I had a wife but she died from a visitation of poverty, two months ago, and my children are all away, (my boy Tom, and my girls Polly and 'Liza,) no doubt doing well, as they all took after their father's genius. 7. Slept under a hedge last night?and no home to go to this morning, though with a true English appetite for a beef-steak. Called at the Boar's Head?but some mistake again? no tick. Every thing lost but an empty stomach, so I am resolved to get into the Union for a week or two, till a better prospect opens. Go with a faint heart, no 'bacco, nor forpenny be ing allowed?and not a chance of serving Mug gins out. Strength of the Turtle.?A party went on shore one night for the purpose of catching turtle, a description of which may not be un interesting. We left the ship at sunset, and reached the shore about dark, then hauled the boat from the beach. Having reached the place where we thought it likely the turtle would land, we lay down, keeping a sharp look out, and making as little noise as possible. The moon had risen some time, and was shed ding its silvery rays on those desolate regions; the opposite coast in the distance, which is very mountainous, and the ship riding at an chor, had together a beautiful effect; the sea was perfectly calm, and every thing appeared to be sleeping in the stillness of the night, and not a whisper being heard among the party, the serf dashing against the rocks alone break ing the silence of the scene. We were thus all in expectation of the appearance of a tur tle, and six bells had just gone on board?that is, it was eleven o'clock P. M.?when we saw the first, to our great delight, coming on shore just opposite us. It looked like ? black rock, moving slowly and steadily out of the water. We did not interrupt its progress until it had got some distance from the beech, when a rush was made toward it, and it was imme diately turned over on its back, without giving it tune either U) defend itself, ot Wind its as sailants, by throwing sand with its tiippef* or fins, which they do with such force that it is almost dangerous to come near them. It too six men thus to turn the largest that was caught; and the following incident will further show the immense strength of these animals: One of our men, the gunner, wandered awav bv himself to the further end of the beach, where he thought to have all the sport to him self, not doubting for a moment that he would be able to turn any turtle which he tound; but on the contrary, to his surprise, not being ab sent long, before espying a large one making towards the beach, he allowed it to come up some way, and then ran over to it and attempt ed to turn it. All his endeavors were, how ever, fruitless; and by some means he got his | hand between the shell and the neck, which the animal, by drawing in his head, jammed and held there so tight that he could not with draw it. The turtle then began to crawl towards the sea, dragging the man with it; and he was in imminent danger of heing carried off, when he began to call for assistance. Our party was somewhat alarmed at the cries, thinking that some serious accident had happened, and im mediately ran towards the place from which the noise proceeded, where we arrived just in time to save the poor lellow from a watery grave. The turtle was close to the edge oi l the sea, and was carrying him off as if he were nothing; nor was it without some difficulty that we released him from his perilous situa tion, dragging the turtle above high water mark, and turning it over. The man got off | with only a few bruises, but was much fright ened ; and we all had a good laugh at him for his adventure.?Kemptoris Memoirs on the Eastern Shores of the Persian Gulf. THE WORLD. 4 Sir, bring me a good, plain dinner,' said a melancholy looking individual to a waiter at one of our principal hotels. The dinner was brought and devoured, and the eater called the landlord aside, and thus addressed him? ? You are a landlord?' ?Yes.' 4 You do a good business here?' 4 Yes,' (in astonishment.) 4 You make?probably ten dollars a day, clear?' 4 Yes.' 4 Then I am safe. I cannot pay for what I have consumed; I have been out of em ployment seven months; but have engaged to go to work to-morrow. I had been without food four-and-twenty hours when I entered your place. I will pay you in a week. 41 cannot pay my bills with such promises, blushed the landlord, 4 and I do not keep a poor-house. You should address the proper authorities; leave me something for security.' 41 have nothing.' ? I will take your coat.' 4 If I go into the streets without that I will get my death, such weather as it is. 4 You should have thought of that before you came here.' 4 You are serious? Well I solemnly aver, that one week from now I will pay you.' ?I will take the coat.' The coat was left, and a week afterwards redeemed. Seven years after that a wealthy man en tered the'political arena, and was presented at caucus as an applicant for a congressional nomination. The principal of the caucus held his peace?he heard the name and history of the applicant, who was a member of a church, and one ot the most respectable citizens. JHe was chairman. The vote was a tie, and he cist a negative?thereby defeating the weal thy applicant, whom he met an hour after wards, and to whom he said? ' You don't remember me?' 4 No.' 'I once ate a dinner at your hotel, and al though I told you I was famishing, and pledged my word and honor to pay you in a week, you took my coat, and saw me go into the inclem ent air, at the risk of my life, without it.' 4 Well, sir, what then?' 4 Not much; you called yourself a christian. To-night you were a candidate for nomination, and but for me you would have been elected to Congress.' Three years after the christian hotel keeper became a bankrupt, and sought a home at Bellevieu. The poor dinnerless wretch that was, is now a high functionary at Albany. We know him well. The ways of Providence are indeed wonderful, and the world's muta tions almost beyond conception or belief.?Ex. I KEEP IT BEFORE THE PEOPLE? That a person who sigus the teetotal pledge, and keeps it, does well, but by afterwards working in the cause, does far better; That a man who " talks in meeting" against patronizing intoxicating drink-selling establish ments, and then buys fruit at the porch of a beer shop, is apt to be looked at; That the greatest obstacle to the more rapid advancement of the temperance cause, is the practical inconsistency of its professing friends; That a man who erects a building, and rents it for a drunkery, is more deserving of the con demnation of the community, than the deluded, and perhaps indigent, tenant, who manfully deals out the liquid poison; That the capitalist, who, for the sake of a little higher rent, suffers his buildings to be polluted with an alcoholic traffic, is no better, cither in motive, or in action, than the low, sordid rumseller himself; That the owners of real estate have the power to banish the t>alc uf " liquid death" from their premises, and would do it if they could make as much, or more money by the operation; That the bosoms, as well as the papers of some of our exclusively moral suasonists, seem to be as lull of love and compassion for the rumseller, as they are of hate and denuncia tion for those who go for " moral and legal suasion combined;" That the person who builds?the person who keeps?and the paper that advertises a drunkery, are all, to the extent of their res pective influences, sacrificing both public and private welfare, (and in some cases teetotal consistency,) for money; That, by the term "drunkery," we mean any place where intoxicating drinks are sold, | like the Astor House in New York, or a vile two cent doggery, like some of the rum and beer holes in Worcester.?Mass. Cataract. RUM AND MURDER. A fellow in Philadelphia, by the name of Preal, after having sold his furniture, and spent the money in rum, left his wife in the empty house, which she locked up, and went to a relation's to stay, resolving to live with him no more. He called to ask the key of the house from her, and persuaded her to have some conversation with him. They then went up together into a room where some children were asleep; he sat down upou a shoemaker's bench, and she seated herself on a bed. After talking a considerable time, she saw he had a knife in his breast, and immediately asked him what it was for. He made no reply, but grasp ing it made towards her. They both rose at the same time, and a struggle ensued, during which the wound was inflicted, and she fell to the floor. He then made an attempt to cut his own throat with the same weapon, but perceiving his design she rose from the floor, and, prompted by the love she bore him, which a long series of ill-treatment, and even the bleeding wound just inflicted had not been sufficient to extinguish, she grasped his arms* with all her remaining strength, in order to prevent him accomplishing his design upon his own life. Her cries in the meantime had alarmed the neighbors, and several persons coming to her assistance, he was disarmed and carried before Alderman McKinley, who com mitted him to prison to await the result of his brutal attempt. The wounded woman had every assistance afforded her which her situ ation demanded, and she was removed to the residence of her sister in Reckless street. The wound was inflicted with a shoemaker's knife, and is of a serious nature, but no apprehension of a fatal result exists at present; if inflamma tion should ensue, her life will be endanger ed.?Exchange. Religious effects of Temperance.?Mr. Gil more, writing from the Oregon Territory, says: " The missionaries have done more towards Christianizing the Indian, in five years, than has been done in the States in twenty years. Numbers of them, who cannot speak one word of English, hold regular family worship. They are members of the Methodist Episcopal church. I am convinced it is in consequence of not being able to get liquor. The Hudson Bay Company, and missionaries, and settlers, have taken a bold stand against the introduc tion of ardent spirits into this country ; and 1 am convinced, while they continue this praise worthy course, we all will see more satisfac tion and pleasure, and our little company will profit thereby. MECHANICAL TASTE. We are often surprised that mechanics do not pay more attention to the art of design? indeed, knowledge of every kind is valuable to them. Sir Richard Arkwright was, we be lieve, a barber, but having turned his attention to machinery, and getting hold of a hint, in vented the spinning jenny and amassed a for tune. Wedgewood's pottery catne first into notice in consequence of the elegant shapes and designs of his vases, cups, &c. A poor German mechanic rose to wealth in N. York city, by being the first to introduce iron rail ings of beautiful patterns, in place of the plain, old-fashioned straight rail pointed at the top. There is a Yankee now making his fortune by a chcap process of map coloring, which a little chemical knowledge suggested to him. We know a man who has improved the ordinary machine for plaiting whip-lashes, and applied it to the making of stay laccs, so that he can manufacture these articles for a price indefi nitely below any rival. So, too, in common house building, the carpenter, in a newly set tled district, who understands how to erect a graceful dwelling, will soon carry off the bu siness of those who are contented with the old clumsy style. Who would not prefer a win dow screen prettily painted, to an old-fash ioned Chinese blind? Yet the one is not dearer than the other. In a word, taste and know ledge, when brought to bear on the mechanic arts, will always carry off the palm from stu pidity and ignorance. Think of this, young mechanics!?Neal's Saturday iiax. The Lancaster Union gives the following advice to the Girls: "Beware of transient young men. Never suffer the addresses of a stranger. Recollect that one good farmer's boy, or industrous me chanic, is worth more than all the floating trash in the world. The allurements of a dandy Jack, with a gold chain about his neck, a walking-stick in his paw, a two-penny cigar in his mouth, some honest tailor's coat on his hack, and a brainless though fancy skull, never | can make up the loss of a good father's home." RUM RATIONS. Ii is a well established fact, that most of the scenes of crime, insubordination, and mis fortune that occur in our navy, arise from the barbarous and disgraceful practice of distribu ting the burning poison that destroys, along with the wholesome bread that sustains the gallant sailor. Inebriety has long prevailed, to an alarming extent, in our national and merchant ships.?Exchange. On this subject, the Philadelphia Saturday American remarks: "How often this vico of intoxication among officers, leads them on .c the perpetration of other crimes, for which they are tried, broken, and disgraced, we have not at present considered. That belongs more ( properly to a subject which we reserve for fu ture discussion; yet we cannot avoid the re-1 mark in this place, that we know of cases in which officers have been guilty ol purloining j spirits to make them intoxicated, and then, j while under the influence of the mad potation, purloining the money of their comrades, or fellow middies?and when these latter crimes have been committed, the code of honor not applying to them, they have been brought up under a court martial, tried, convicted, and dismissed, in disgrace from the service. Yet these crimes would not have been committed, but for that parent of most crimes, drunken ness.'" THE LIFE AND TIMES OF HENRY. CLAY, BY CALVIN COL YON, Author of the Junius Tracts, Four Years in Great Britain, Tour on the American Lakes, &c. Published by J. J. Barnes &r Co., JVeio York. THE subscriber,having been appointed sole agent for the sale of the above wo k in the Distriot of Columbia, respectfully calls the attention of the public to the same. They will be waited on to solicit their subscriptions?such as maybe omitted are requested to leave their names at A. W. Kirk wood's, No. 2, Brown's Hotel, where a book will be left for that purpose. JNO. H. KIRKWOOD. Sept. 13 3t 15 ~ LIME! LIME!! LIME!!! JUST received, and for sale cheap, a supply of fresh kurnt LIME, of very superior quality, by GEORGE COLLARD, Corner of 6th street and Missouri avenue. Sept. 13 3t 15 ... 'another removal. THE proprietor of the United States Agency and Notarial Office has removed from Pennsylva nia avenue to F street, near 14th, second square east of the Treasury building, being opposite J. Kennedy's book store, and next door to the resi dence of Gov. Parris, Second Comptroller, where he continues to devote his whole time to the pros ecution of claims of every description, including pensions, patents, lands, contracts, &.c.; also con veyancing and notarial business. Persons at a distance having business in this city, may save the '".convenience and expense of a jour ney, by com. .nicating all the particulars to this agency, and will be promptly attended to. All letters mus. ue postage paid, and will be considered confidential when necessary. EDMUND F. BROWN, Notary Public, Commissioner of Deeds for Illinois, &c. Sept. 6 , 3t 14 MOFFETT'S FASHIONABLE HAIR CUTTING AND SHAVING ROOMS. JOSEPH F. MOFFETT respectfully informs the ?? public that his Hair Dressing and Shaving rooms are situated on F street, immediately opposite the General Post Office, where he respectfully re quests all who have not yet given him a call, to do so, as he flatters himself he can give general satisfaction. Gentlemen shaving themselves can have their razors put in the best order at short notice. ~ ? " tf 14 Sept. 6 IN ALL ITS BRANCHES, BT o. H. VAN" PATTEN, M. D. Pennsylvania Avenue, a few doors west of Brown's Hotel. June 7 tf 1 NORTHERN LIBERTIES CHEAP HARDWARE, GROCERY, AND FLOUR STORE, Corner of 9th and I streets. CHAS. P. W ANN ALL keeps constantly on hand an assortment of HARDWARE, GROCERIES, and FLOUR, Which he will sell as cheap as can be purchased in the city. June 7 tf 1 NEW WOOD-YARD. THE subscriber has opened a Wood-Yard on the corner of NINTH and CANAL STREETS, where he keeps, and is regularly receiving, a good supply of , HICKORY, OAK, and PINE WOOD, Which will be sold as low as it can be bought for on the canal. *##IIe respectfully solicits a share of public patronage. JOHN B. BOONE. Aug. 30 tf 13 BOOT fy SHOE MAKING. JOHN wi. BAILY respectfully informs his friends and the public generally, that he is prepared to execute, at the shortest notice, and in the neat est manner, all orders in his line. He will manu facture LADIES', MISSES', and CHILDREN'S shoes, of every variety, out of the best materials, and on the most reasonable terms, and will en deavor to give general satisfaction to all who m?y give him a call. He will also keep on hand an assortment of ready-inade work, which he will warrant to be cq?al, in workmanship and materials, to any sold in Washington. i'ersons desiring good and substantial work, are invited to give him a call, at the corner of Tenth and E streets. June 21 3m 3 CLOTHING ! CLOTHING ! ! Cheap an the cheapest, if not cheaper, Ciood as the beat, if not better. A LARGE and excellent assortment of ready made CLOTHING always on hand, suitable for the PRESENT SEASON, which will be sold on accommodating terms: assuring purchasers the full value of their money, without disappointment in quality or workmanship. The public are respectfully invited to call and examine for themselves, at the Washington Clothing Store N6. 1, F near 15th street. CHRI8TOPHER CAMMACK. June 7 tf 1 SAFETY-BONDS. 14 The pledge tec tola! ha? its millions sav'd.*1 * (SEIIIIM PLIlil. We promise to abstain from all intoxicating drinks, and to discountenance the cause and practice of Intemperance. PLEDGE OF THE JUVENILE COLD WATER ARMY OK THE DISTRICT. This youthful band Do with our hand, The pledge now sign To drink no Wine, Nor Brandy red To turn the head. Nor Whiskey hot That makes the sot, So here we pledge unceasing To all that can intoxicate. Nor fiery Rum To turn our home Into a Hell, Where none could dwell Whence peace would fly, Where hope would die, And love expire 'Mid such a fire; hate, PLEDGE OF THE SONS OF TEMPERANCE. 1, without reserve, solemnly pledge my honor as a man, that I will neither mnke, nuy, sell, nor use as a beverage, any Spirituous or Malt Liquors, Wine, or Cider. PLEDGE OF THE UNITED BROTHERS OF TEMPERANCE. No brother shall make, buy, sell, or use, as a beverage, any Spirituous or Malt Liquors, Wine or Cidpr. T. A. SOCIETIES. Freeman1 s V. f - -A- Society.?This society holds its meetings every Tuesday evening at half past 7 o'clock, at the Club House, Wash ington, where the public are respectfully in vited to attend and hear for themselves. This society, together with the " Cold Water Army" (children) of the city, holds a meeting at the Club House every Sunday evening, at 3 o'clock. Anacostia T. A. Society?Holds its meetings monthly, at the Anacostia Engine house. Washington Temperance Beneficial Society? Meets every Fridav evening, at the room over Walker & Kimmell\?, C street. Potomac T. .A. Society?Meets every Wed nesday, at the School house on Maryland avenue near 11th street. SONS OF TEMPERANCE. Timothy Division, No. 1?Meets at their hall on C street, Washington, every Wednes day evening. Harmony Division, No. 2?Meets at the old Masonic hall, Alexandria, every Monday even ing. Chrystal Fount Division, No. 3?Meets at their hall on C street every Monday evening. Potomac Division, No. 5?Meets at the Odd Fellows' hall, Georgetown, every Friday evening. Equal Division, No.G?Meets over the City Library, 11th street, every Tuesday evening. Marion Division, No. 7??meets at the Union Engine House every Monday evening. UNITED BROTHERS OF TEMPERANCE. Association No. 1?meets at the hall of the Sons of Temperance, on C street, every Friday evening. Association No. 2?meets at the Odd Fel lows' hall, Navy Yard, every Monday evening. Association No. 3?meets at the room over the West Market, every Tuesday evening. AD VE RT IS E3VEEN TS. " Here silver pence are turn'd to golden pounds." THIS DAY! ALEXANDRIA LOTTERY. fl3=? $ 40,000! ! ! 433 Class 37, for 1845. To be drawn in Alexandria, D. C., on Saturday, September 13, 1845. GRAND CAPITALS! 40,000 Dollars I 12,000 Dollars 5,000 " I 3,620 " 40 prizes of $1,000. ?4D? &c. &c. &c. 78 number Lottery?13 drawn ballots. Tickets $10?Halves $5?Quarters $2 50. Certificates of packages of 26 whole tickets $140 Do do 26 half do 70 Do do 26 quarter do 35 For tickets and shares in the above lottery, call at J. RAYMOND'S, Corner of Penn. Avenue and 6th st. THIS DAY! (?}=> $40,000! -?Q CLASS 37, FOR 1845. To be drawn in Alexandria, D. C., on Saturday, September 13, 1845. BRILLIANT SCHEME!! 1 prize of $40,000 I 1 prize of $12,000 1 do. 5,000 I 1 do. 3,620 ?^40 prizes of $1,000. dps &.c. &c. &c. 78 number Lottery?13 drawn ballots. Tickets 10?Halves $5?Quarters $2 50. Certificate of a package of 26 whole tickets $140 Do. do. 26 half do. 70 Do. do. 26 quarter do. 35 Call at A. W. KIRKWOOD'S, One door cast of Browns Hotel. GREA T A TTHA CT10NU A F?LENDID RAFFLE OF FURNITURE. OWING to the pressure of the times, the sub scriber intends to raffle off a splendid assort ment of FURNITURE on tjie 1st of October, con sisting, in part, of 3 handsome Mahogany Sofas ; 1 Mahogany Wardrobe; 1 do. plain; 2 Sideboards; 4 Bureaus; Bedsteads, Workstands, Glasses, &c. The subscriber would cordially solicit his friends and the public generally to procure tickets from him, to enable him to curry out this raffle, as the sale of furniture is dull at this time, and money scarce. Tickets $2. Any person wishing to procure tickets will please leave their names with Mr. J. Whipple and Mr. J. O'Neale, Navy Yard; and at Mr. George Savage's store, Pennsylvania avenue, and the subscriber will call on them. JAMES E. W. THOMPSON, Cabinet Maker, corner F and 13 sts. Sept. 13 3t 15 JOHN BRADBURN, CABINET MAKER Am UNDERTAKES, H, BETWEEN 12th AND 13tH STREET!, INFORMS the public that he keeps on hand, and makes to order, all articles in the CABINET LINE, at reduced prices, for cash. FUNERALS attended to, and Carriages pro vided, at the shortest notice. OLD FURNITURE repaired in the neatest and most durable manner. jE^From several years experience in the above business, he flutters himself that he can give satis faction to all who may favor him with their orders. July 5 tf 5