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We stand second cond to hone of Mr MrBryans MrITryana Ir Irnr
Bryans nr tnl meet enthusiastic entbu lutlc admirers in ina Ina Ina
a full appreciation of his Integrity and andAbility andabmty andability
Ability He Is a splendid type of Amer American AmerIcan Amerlean ¬
ican manhood and high intellig intelligence Intel1llenceKren intelligenceKven nc ncBven
Bven Republicans are fe proud of his su suIrtrlor IUrlor eueveand
Irtrlor rlor talenU and incorruptible prin principle prlnclple ¬
ciple d He is one man whom bell millions millionsof ni1l110not ml
of hit h countrymen firmly firml believe believeand believeandthe eveand and andthi
the writer i Is proud to be reckoned in inthe Inthe inthe
the number lumberwho who would rather be totight berhht beright
tight than be President Bat Mr MrBryan Mrnr MrJiryan
Bryan nr lUl U not a politician although although he heundoubtedly heundoubtedly heundoubtedly
undoubtedly IB a broad thinker and asuperb a ap aI
superb I p rb statesman He would adorn the thePresidency thePrtflltleney thePreallency
Presidency and mark an epoch In his hiscountrys hiaeouatrya hllcountry
country history al a Secretary of State Stateor Stateor Stateor
or In any other Cabinet position pOilU 011 He HeIs HeIs
Is a a natural leader of men and a typl typleel typieal
eel 1 head of a party partyIn in power He ishowever is ishowever IIhoweer
however too honestly impolitic to win winvictory winIetory winvictory
victory for the minority His is not notthe notthe notthe
the genius to displace constituted constitutedpower contltutedpower constitutedpower
power or wrest the Government from fromthe fromthe fromthe
the hands of a party entrenched hehind be behind behind ¬
hind the th spoils of office and guarded bythe by bytbt bythe
the richest plutocracy in the world worldMr worldlr worldMr
Mr lr Bryan is a dramatic star who whoWith whoI whowith
I With a single plunge dived into the theitarU I Ihtarte I I1a
itarU 1a artl convictions and enthusiastic ap approval approval ¬ I Iprol
proval of millions of his countrymenUntil countrymen countrymenUntil countrymen countrymenUntil
Until the hour of his death he will w1l be betheir betheir betheir
their idol but no more than Webster WebsterClay WebterClay WebsterClay
Clay or Blaine will he ever achieve achievethe achlenthe achievethe
the Presidency He Is not a politician politicianHis politicianHis politicianHis
His criticisms of the Ohio platform em emphasizes emo emphaslzes ¬
o phasizes that fact and nobody but a apolitician apoUtiulln
politician can ever become President Presidentof
of the United States or lead his party partyto partyto
I to victory We had but two such men menand mentuld menand
and they earned the high office on the thefield thefield thefield
field of battle battleWuhlngton Washington and Grant Grantthe Grantthe Grantthe
the one credited with securing our lib liberties liberties libertlee ¬
erties and the other with preserving preservingthem preaenlngthem preaervingthem
them Jackson was soldier politicianand politician politicianand politicianand
and statesman Itate man Bryan is only the lat latter latter tatter ¬
ter like Webster Clay and Blaine BlaineMr DlalneMr DlaineMr
Mr Bryan petulantly asks why did didnot didnot didnot
not the Ohio Democracy declare forthe for forthe telthe
the gold standard since they ignored ignoredthe Ignoredthe Ignoredthe
the Chicago and Kansas City plat platforms platforms platforms ¬
forms The politician finds no trouble troublein troublein
in answering what Mr r Bryans states statesmanship statesmanshlp statesmnnshlp ¬
manship conceives to be an unanswer unanswerable unanswerable unanswerable ¬
able reproach And if Mr Ir Bryan had hadfought hadfought badfought
fought and won his way up through throughthe throughthe throughthe
the grades which stars In the dramatic dramaticas
as well as in the profession profe elon of politics politicshave politicshave
have to climb he would never have haveasked haveasked
asked the question questionIt
It is an axiom in politics that a a super superfluous luperftuous superfiuous ¬
fluous declaration or plank in a a plat platform platform ¬
form is Impolitic Why should theOhio the theOhio
Ohio Democracy handicap Itself with a adeclaration ad11olnratlon adeclaration
declaration as unnecessary as a it is impolitic im impolitic 1mpolitic ¬
politic And why should it on theother the theother theother
other hand reaffirm the Kansas City Cityplatform Cityplatform Cityplatform
platform Are not platforms made at ateach ateoh ateach
each eoh Natltonal Nattonal and State Stte Convention ConventionWhat Conventon ConventonWhat ConventionWhat
What is there so sacred lacre superior orsuccessful or orsuccessful orlucceful
successful lucceful about the Kansas Kanli City platform plat platform platform ¬
form that for all al future time the Do Domooraoy Domoornoy
mooraoy of the te State and nation must mustbe mUlt mUltbl mustbe
be bl reduced at their conventions conventon I to the theperfuntory tbepertuntory theperfuntory
perfuntory labor only of reaffirming reaffirmingthis reaIrmlng reallrmingthis
this miraculous creation creationWhy creaton creationWhy
Why did not the Democracy of Ohio Ohioreaffirm Ohiorefrm Ohioreaffirm
reaffirm refrm the national natonal platforms platorm I of the theparty theprty theparty
party prty previous to the Chicago Chicgo and Kan Kansas Kanss Kansas ¬
sas ss City Ciy platforms Were they not notDemocratic notDemocratic notDemocratic
Democratic The fundamental princi principles prlnclpIe principies ¬
pies pIe of all Democratic platforms platormi wore worereaffirmed worerenmrmo werereafnrmod
reaffirmed renmrmo by the Ohio Democracy Democracrcause be because because ¬
cause the fundamental principles of ofDemocracy ofDemooracy ofDemocracy
Democracy never change and anf are eternal eter eternal eternal ¬
nal But the Issues 118uel raised ralld by Jackson Jacksonas Jacklon Jacklona
as a those thO raised by Bryan very properly properlyhad properlybad properlyhad
had no place in a State platform platorm ani aniwould aniwould andwould
would be as Incongruous Incongruoul as al the issues issuesWhich lseneswhich
Which split splt the Democracy In 1860 and andresulted andre andresulted
resulted re uled In two conventions conentonl a bloody bloodywar blooy blooywar bloodywar
war and a Republican PresidentMr President PresidentMr Prelldent PrelldentIr
Mr Ir Bryan does dos not claim for itwould it itwould
would l be > o presumptlous preumptioul that he h alone aloneoriginated alOe alOeoriginated aloneoriginated
originated and is solely Interested Interlte In Inthe Inthe inthe
the silver 11ver movement It la n no moro morohis morQhil morehis
his hil than the millions mlloni of o Democrat Democratwho Dm9rat Dm9ratwho Demecratswho
who endorsed fndorad and voted otpd for that issue issueWhere luueWhere issueWhere
Where then does his particular partcular as assumption assumption ¬
sumption rumptlon He le to blow hot and cold on onthe onth onthe
the th Ohio Democracy because in their theirjudgment theirjUdment theirjudgment
judgment It was good politics to dropthis drop dropthis droptlil
this tlil issue Ilue n as the platforms platorms of Chicago Chicagoand Chicagoand ChicNo ChicNoand
and Kansas J anaal City Ciy dropped issues ISSUi raised raisedby raisedby
by the tle Northers an ao and i Southern Demoeraoy Democ Democracy ¬
racy roy in 1800Does 1800 1800Doe 100 100DOM
Does Doe Mr Bryan clalr clai an Inherent Inherentright Inherentrigh inherentright
right righ to reproach officially olclaly the Democracy Dmoc Dmocracy
racy roy of any State tate which whlc chooses choo to re reaffirm reafflrm ¬
affirm the fundamental principles oftke of oftH otUHf
tH UHf Democrat Demooralc party paty and drop Ignore Ignoreor Ilnoreor ignoreor
or ellmiakte eliminate elmln te certain Issues IIUI raised In Inthe Inth inthe
the th Chicago Chicgo and Kansas Kan City Cty platforms plat platforms platforII ¬
forms forII No Democratic lender 19der fromthe from fromthe tromtke
the foundation toumlaton of the Government has hasever halever hasever
ever assumed alumed such privilege llrlvlege or right rightIt rllht rllhtI rightIt
It I 1 II Dictatorship pure simple Ilmple and tin tindenied undefil usdefiled
denied defil No politician poJlclan would be guilty guiltyof luly lulyr guiltyof
of r such b assumption mt which blb again 1 em
phaslzes phtlze the fact that Mr Jr Bryan is n na not nota <
a politician poltlolan The Ohio platform plntformmade was wasmade wa waI
I made and sanctioned Inctone by a regular con convention connton convention
vention nton of the party and aUI as such it if Is Isi isentitled
i 1 entitled entted to the allegiance alegAnce and suppon supponof support supportof
of every evry Ohio Democrat When the thiNational th theNational
National Democracy meets In convon convontlon conventon convontion
tlon ton It will w1 adopt a platform and name namea namea
a ticket Mr Bryan Brlu will w1 then have an atopportunity anopportunity anopportunity
opportunity to secure 1 I reaffirmation reoffirmationof renfrmaton renfrmatonof
of the Kansas Ka u8 City platform and a athird athird I Ithird
third nomination nomintion for the Presidency PresidencyAt Irldeno IrldenoAt
At present llroent the Ohio Democracy has hasonly hnsonly hasonly
only a State fight fght on its Is hands and itis it itis ItIs
is as ungenerous as a it I is Impolitic Impoltc In InMr InIr inMr
Mr Ir Bryan to throw even a feathers feathersweight reathersnight feathersweight
weight on the load the brave and un unterrified unterrifed unterrlfied
terrified terrifed Buckeye Democracy have to tocarry tocrry tocarry
carry crry In the race rce against aginst CorruptionistHanna Corniptionlst CorniptionlstHannn Corrllptonlst CorrllptonlstHanna
Hanna and the plutocracy he repre represents reprcsen reproseats ¬
seats sen ts
MAKK 111 ttlcr WAY KOlt 111 rOttrui TIIK Il HUM HUMAlong BUIIAlong uusrAlong
Along with wih Imperialism Imperialsm naturally naturallycomes naturalh naturalhcome naturallycomes
comes come the bull bul fightHitherto fight fightHitherto fght fghtHiherto
Hitherto Hiherto our sporting sportng bloodletting bloodlettinghas
has been ben confined confned to the prUe prl e ring and andthe Andthe andthe
the college colege campus But evidently eVldlt weare we weare weare
are growing weary of the art of pound pounding poundIng pronding ¬
ing or kicking a fellow felow creature oreture to todeath todeth todeath
death deth and are turning with pleasure pleasue tothe to tothe tothe
the gory gor tournament tOUanment of Spain Spnn Wehave We Wehave Wehae
have hae the bulls buil likewise lkewis the bullies bulies in inabundance Inabundance htabundance
abundance and can spare both bth without withoutregret wihout wihoutregret withoutregret
regret regretLet regret regretLet
Let the newly inaugurated amuse amusement amusement amusement ¬
ment at Omaha Omah be b quickly transferred transferredto trausferre
to Madison Iadlsn Square Garden Qarden under the thedirection thedlreoton thedireetlon
direction dlreoton of those thO experienced experienc man managers maner manbetween ¬
agers er whose whoe activity actvity vibrates vlbrat between betweenpugilism btWf btWfpug1lm betweenpugilism
pugilism pug1lm pugilismbliag and appens barnyard dramas dramasIf drama lee
If I there happens to be b a legal leglltum leglltumblMgblok stum stumblingblock ¬
blingblock blMgblok bliag block to bullbaiting bulb1ng bull baittng hi l the me metropolis me metloplb metropolis ¬
tropolis tloplb the courts courtl can be b relied rel upon uponto uponto uponto
to check ceck any strenuous ItreuuOUI interference interferenceby
by b the police until unt such time tme as a the theState tbeStte theState
State Stte legislature can remove the Im Impediment 1mpediment impediment ¬
pediment to this thll Imperial sport with withall wih wihal withall
all al its barbaric brbric horrors and occasionaltragedies occasional occasionaltragedies oecllonal oecllonaltraredle
tragedies traredle The bull bul fight will 1 serve lrve as asa a aa asa
a prelude to the possible revival reI val of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the gladiatorial epoch of ancient Rome Romewhen Romewhen Romewhen
when a modern moern Nero or a Marcus llreus Au Aurellus Aurelul Aurelius
rellus relul may emulate their renowned renownedprototypes renownd renowndprototypl renownedprototypes
prototypes prototypl by presiding prelldln In state at a se series serles sertes ¬
ries of Saturallan Saturalln Games instituted institutedby Inlttuted Inlttutedby Institutedby
by the trusts trust at which strikers Itrlker and andtheir andtheir andtheir
their families famie will fee le subjected subjete to Chi Chinese Chinele Chinese ¬
nese tortures with patented patente American AmericanImprovements AmericanImprovements Americanimprovements
Improvements or fed to wild wid beastsfrom beasts beastsfrom beastsfrom
from our choicely stocked ZoosImpoeeible Zoos ZoosImpossible ZOOI ZOOIImpOlble
Impossible ImpOlble say sy you youWhy youWhy ou ouWhy
Why Impossible ImpossibleGet Impolble ImpolbleGet
Get out your histories and read readagain red redaraln readagain
again what men have done and then thenexplain thenexplain thenexplain
explain why that which has ha been bn done donecant donecant donecant
cant be b worked work again againBut a againBut aln alnBut
But that is getting tUng beyond byond the seeps scepeof sepe sepeof seepsof
of these thet timely remarks remakll We are go going goIng going
ing to t have lae bull bul fights fghts for fun in lieu lieuof leu leuof lieuof
of so much polite pole vaudeville VUlevle with wih its itscoarse Is Isi itscoarse
i coarse coar comedy comey and sour lur farce farceThe tarceI farceThe
The public puhle has ha tasted tsted blood and andwants andwant andwants
wants more There Is more money In Inplaying Inplaying inplaying
playing a bull bul than a banjo bnjo and there thereare tbereI thereare
are managers manare1 whose business it I is to totake totake totake
I take all al the money In sight by anypracticable any anypracticable anypracticble
practicable practicble means mens moral or immoralSo immoral immoralSo ImmoralSo
So away with the vaudeville merry merrygoround merr merrgoronnd merrygoround
goround Welcome Velclme bul bu 1 cannon can lon mat matador mutad matador
ador ad or and company Forward for thebloody the thebloody thebloody
bloody show showTIIK Ihowfin showruts
Last week we wa said sid we believed beleed thatthere that thatthere thatthere
there had been much unnecessary unneCr crit criticism crltIclam criticism ¬
icism of the action acton of Secretary Gago GagoIn GagoIn Gagein
In placing the countervailing couRtervalng duty on onsugar onsUlar onsugar
sugar sUlar imported into the United Statesfrom States Statesfrom Statestrom
from Russia upon which an export exportbounty exportbunty exportbounty
bounty bunty had been ben paid pid by that country countryU contryI
U I s seems eras ms from later developmentsthat developments developmentsthat developmentsthat
that our defense defens was premature or to toput toput toput
put it I better beter we had not whea we wemade wemade wemade
made It a full ful understanding understnding of the thefacts thefacts
1 facts factsWe
We frankly tranklyconClwedont confesswedont confess wedont thorough thoroughy tboroughIIY
IIY I ly y know them now but we have hve been an anobservant anobtrvant anobservant
observant obtrvant reared rered of the public publc prints printsand prlnteand printsand
and endeavored to keep kep ourselves ourslves In Intouch Intouch intouch
touch with current events event and ad from fromrecent tromreent fromrecent
recent reent perusals peru ll of articles artcles written writtenboth wrlttenboth writtenboth
both foreign and domestic domesticwe we gather gatherthat gatherthat gatherthat
that the tariff tarif war mat nat had hd been beenthreatened beentbretened beenthreatened
threatened tbretened has hl been ben averted Tho Thoreason Therenon Thoresson
reason given is that M 1 DeWitt has ha suc succeeded Imi Imiceded auoceeded ¬
ceeded ceded In convincing convincng the Secretary of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the Treasury Treuur that Russia had hll never neverpaid neverplill neverpall
paid plill an export bounty on sugar SUHr sold tothe to tothe tothe
the United States and then found the thecountervailing thecountervaing thecountervailing
countervailing countervaing duties dutes had been or orwould orwould orwould
would be withdrawn withdrawnWe wihdlown wihdlownWe
We wonder if this can cn bo true We Wohave WeI Wehave
I have no access accel to official ofcial correspond correspondence correspondonce ¬
ence and are obliged 0 depend depeDl upon uponwhat uponwbat uponwhat
what Is II detailed detied daily daiY through throuJh the thepublic thepublic thepublc
public publc press pre If I however such a astatement aItatement astatement
statement Is true It betokens betokeni a greatlack great greatlack grelt greltIlcl
lack Ilcl of practical IJrctcal knowledge knowlege somewhere some somewhere sme smewhere ¬
where More than that It I displays a alamentable aIlmentble alamentable
I lamentable Ilmentble degree of Ignorance such suchas suchas
as Is unpardonable unpadonable In a financial lmmelal min minister minliter minIster ¬
ister of a I great gret governmentIf government governmentI
If I Russia had or had not placed abounty a abounty abunty
bounty bunty on sugar exported exporte to the Unit United United United ¬
ed State Stte that tlat act should Ihoull have been beenknown ben benknown beenknown
known by the head h9d of the Treasury TreasuryDepartment Tr98ury Tr98uryDeprtment TreasuryDepartment
Department Deprtment before lefore action acton by that offi officer of ofcer oflcar ¬
cer There 1here is no escape 81p from such a aconclusion aconclusion
conclusion conclusionTo
To 10 say lY the secretary Iretry was a misinform misinformed ¬
ed is no defense defenl It I was WR Ms duty to tobo tobe tobe
be Informed it Is II presumed that all allcommodities al alcommoltel allcommodities
commodities commoltel Imported into tee tie United UnitedStates Unied Uniedtalel UnitedStates
States talel come Iome through througl custom houses housesand hou9s hou9sand housesand
and It Is also als presume Ilrelme that Utlt the cus custom euster custern ¬
tom ter house houl officers oncer know kno thu thl conditions conditionsunder conditionsunder ondltons ondltonsunder
under which they are lre imported and nd at atonce atonce atonce
once Inform the Secretary Seretry of the tle Treas Treasury Treneury ¬
ury uryTherefore Therefore lherefore i no export bounty IJOIt1 hadbees had hadbeen hadbau
been bau paid Illd no question should have havebeen hae haelGen havebasn
been lGen raised rild and no countervailingduty countervailing countervailingduty couot rvalng rvalngdutylmlldj
duty dutylmlldj Imposed and nd it ought not to havebeen have havebeen IIne IInebpn
been bpn allowed alowed to reach reoh the stage ltge of ofoi otodal ofoclal
odal oi > lal diplomacy before bfore ode hIl real rel facts factsmiould tactlMlould factseaould
miould Mlould become bme known knownAfter knownAfer knownAfter
After Afer all al w are arl afraid we must mastwithdraw mustwithdraw lUlt lUltI
I withdraw our praise llral irais of the Secretary Secretaryuid ioretary ioretaryaud ooretsryand
and admit with wih others that he hasnought has hasirmight ha
Irl irmight bt the country to the verge of a airiff arrll arnriff
rrll rnriff iriff war with wih Russia because of a
profound profounl Ignorance of the tbt actual sit sitnation sltnation si siuation
nationWe nation nationWe uationWe
We hope opo we do the Secretary SOletary no inJustice in inJudtlca Inju
Justice ju tCQ It Is not our olr desire Ieire or Inten Intentlon Intenton Intentlon
tlon ton to do so yet we e can not help be beIlevlng be1tlng be believing
Ilevlng 1tlng that such a 1 threatened sever severmice severance ver verance
ance of friendly frlenlly relations rellions with wih a frIend frlondly frIendly friendly
ly power tinder tinder such condition condlion would wouldhave wouldhave wouldhave
have been impossible llollble under Robert Rober JWalker J JWalker JWalker
Walker or John Sherman Sbermln Neither Neitherone Neiher NeiherIe Neithersue
one Ie of those thol great gret nen would have havemade hnvemale havemade
made male such a blunder Perhaps 181laps Secre Secretary Secre Secretary Sccretnry ¬
tary Gage ought oUll to be pardoner pRrtone as he heIs heIs heIs
Is not a great grelt man manSmall mlU manSmall
Small Smal ns he is however 10weer such a ablunder I Iblunder ablunder
blunder would not have been passed passedlightly passedlightly sed sedIght
lightly Ight over by him had It been com committed commltol committod ¬
mitted mltol by a subordinate unless that thatsubordinate thatsubordinate thatsubordinate
subordinate had been a Vanderllp Vanderlp In Inthe Intbl Inthe
the tbl latter lAter event It would wou1 have beencondoned been beencondoned I Icondone
condoned condone and an effort efort made to show showthat showthat I Ithlt
that thlt nil 11 Russia Rusia had been the h offending offendingparty olendlng olendlngpart i iparty
i iThe
party partyThe part partyThe
The query quer arises arises rlses Does It i look well wellfor wel wellfor i ifor
for a people l oplo like lke those tho composing composng the theAmerican theAmeriln theAnneriean
American Ameriln Union to have for their firstfinancial first firstfinancial frt i iInnnelal
financial Innnelal officer OmCQI u 1 man who has die displayed Ils Ilsplaed dieplayed ¬
played such Ignorance and stupidity stupidityIHOSIKllITYAM stllJlllty stupiditylnosisaiITti
Some SOle weeks ago In an IU Interview Interiew with witha
a newspaper reporter Senator Alli Allison AI Allison ¬
son son on the venerable senior Senator from fromIowa from10t fromIowa
10t Iowa Is reported to have blve said sid substan substantially substant substantially ¬
t tially a I that now prosperity lro llelI had bal come cometo cOle conicto I Ito
to stay that there might be here and andthere andthere andthere
there little ltte flurrys flrrys but through tuough Repub Republican Republican ¬
lican Icln legislation leglslntol with wlh such little ltte ex exceptions exceptons exceptions ¬
ceptons ceptions which amounted amounte to nothing nothingthere nothingthere nothingthere
there would woull be b no 10 Interruption Interrupton to the thegeneral thegeneral thegeneral
general happy hap1l condition conditon now exist existing exl existlug t tIng ¬
ing lugm
We o tli tbeught e light g then 1 t and nUl l believe Ieleve now nowthat 10W 10Wthat m
that m if I the i Senator Senttor o was wasported correctly correty re reported re rellortet ¬
llortet ported he was wa net altogether alogether seriousHe serious seriousHe Irlous IrlousHe
He is 1 altogether alogetber too intelligent Intelgent a man manto manto manto
to have uttered utered such an absurdity absurditywith absurdiy absurdiywih absurditywith
wih with a grave countenmice countenlce If I for thesake the thesake theuke
sake of doing Iohi a little Ute talking tRltng and giv giving givIng giving ¬
ing vent to what he wanted others to tobelieve tobelieve t
blee believe was Wa profound political poltcal wisdom wisdomlie wlfom wlfomhe wisdomhe
he might have indulged In such flatnonsense flat flatnonsense fat fatnonsns
nonsns nonsense Unfortunately Unfortunaely financial financialpanics finnncialpnici financialpanics
pnici panics have overtaken civilized 0 1 zed nations nationsIn ntons ntonsIn
In all al ages and quite as 8 much to be bedeplored beIleplorell bedeplored
deplored will wl overtake o Iake them again againand againAnd againand
and from natural natulll causes It I Is true truefoolish truetoolsh truefoolish
toolsh foolish legislation leglllRton some times tmes acceler accelerates accelerates acceleratos ¬
ates a panic such as al the Sherman pur purchasing purchasNIS purdI ¬
chasing dI nsltg act but lut without wibout legislation legislationthey legislationthe legislationthey
the they sometimes smetlnes come comeNow comeNow comeNow
Now we call cAl attention atenton to the Inter Interview Interview interview ¬
view to show that notwithstanding 10twlhstamlng itsroseate Its Itsroseate Is Isrosate
rosate roseate prophecy a semi smi panic has al already alrel already ¬
rel ready been recently recentr manifest manleltwe manifestwe we re refer reo reofer refor ¬
fer to blue Thursday Tburdaand Thursdayand and at the verypresent very verypresent velypresent
present a strike colossal colossl in I its Is propor proportions proportons properdons ¬
dons tons Is on f prosperity is neverending never neverending neverenling
enling ending and never again to depart deprt It atonce at atonce atonce
once becomes boome important to know whyin why whyIn whyIn
In the midst of such general good goodlimes goodtmes goodtimes
limes tmes there are such labor troubles troublesThere troublesThere troublesThere
There can cn not be prosperity where thestrike the theitrlke thestlke
strike stlke is and if I not why We willnot will willnot wU
not attempt atempt to explain but will wi say saythat mythat saythat
that to our untutored way of thinking thinkingIt
It seems lems that If there was a fair dl dldslon dlIslon dlvision
vision and a just remuneration remuneraton paid pid to tolabor tolabr tolabor
labr labor there would be no suca aucl strikes strikesIn atrlkesIn strikesIn
In the last four years yers combinations combinationsliave comblnatlonlhae combinationshave
have been bn made mad such as now startle starte the theworld tbeworll theworld
worll world and under sucu combinations combinationsprices combinationsIrlces combinationsprices
Irlces prices have been forced up and the thepublic thepublc thepublic
publc public made male to pay p thorn Wages Wagesliavo Wage Wageshave
have not been correspondingly increased Increas Increased Incres Incresel ¬
ed hence the uneasiness uneasies and restlessnese restless restlessness ¬
el restess restessne8
ness ne8 of those who dally dnly toll tollWe tol toiliVe
We dont lont care to pursue this furthor furth furthar further
ar We only wish wih to point out tho thoweakness thoweaknols theweakness
weaknols weakness of our Republican Uepublcn friends friendsivho friendswho friendswho
who have so complacently complacenty pointed ointed toproaporlty to toirosperlty topro
irosperlty pro porlty during lurlng the last four yoars yoarsmd yoarsand yearsand
and to show them that under the laws lawsivhlch lawswhich lawswhich
which they have so loudly boasted of ofnuking ofmaking
nuking miking that a business upheavol uphovol has hasome hascome hascome I
come ome and unless checked by reasonable reason i ible I
able ble and Just conception oncepton will wi bring bringibout bringabout bringabout
about quite as much of a calamity as aslie asthe I Ithe
the panics panlcl of 1873 anu 1 l93 193 93 both ofwhich of ofvhlch ofwhich
which occurreu occurrel under aws a framed and andinacted andenacted I
enacted by Republicans RepublicansTIIK UelJblcans UelJblcansfll RepublicansTux
i I I
Tux fll i KCI1LUY fCILI cilLL OtTHAUK OtTHAUKAdmiral CUTlAI OVT1tAtiAdmiral
Admiral Schley will wi have to fishor fish fishr 11h 11hor I
or > r cut bait bait His Hs friends are becoming becomingllHgunted becomingdlHgusted becomingdisgusted
disgusted at his fcUidiieiiesu hUlnele H has tho thotnun thomun tlwmnn
tnun no temper tom lIeI ho who whipped the theSpanish theSPmlah theSpanish
SPmlah Spanish fleet and sent Spains navy to tothe tothe tothe
the bottom btom of the ocean oceanHo oceanIto OCel
Ho must Indeed Inded be a mild mid mannered manneredroan manneredman manneredman
man who permits a I sycophantic belly bellyrawllng be13 be13emwln bellycrawling
crawling emwln clerk In the Navy to call clI him hima
a i coward Are re there t ere no horsewhips horsewhipsor
for or Bale But very properly ignoring ignoringhls Ignoringtbls ignoringthis
this hls wretch JIaclay aclfY who writes wries to toplease toplei toplease
plei please bin hll masters what Is Admiral Admiral3chloy AdmiralSchley AdmiralSchioy
3chloy going to do with this navalclique naval navalclique nlval nlvalolque
olque clique a little lte member of which we wetouched wetouched wetouched
touched up up in our news columns last lastiveek lastweek lastweek
week who arrogantly arrognty and offensively offensivelyreplied ofensively ofensivelyrepled offensivelyreplied
repled replied to a citizens citzens request reuest for en enlistment enIltment enIletment ¬
listment Iltment In the Navy ravy you ou look as if ifon I ifyou
you on havent had a square luare meal for forsix torIlx forsix
six weeks weeksThe weks weksThe weeksThe
The administration almlnhtraton and Secretary ofthe of oftho ofthe
the Navy Long disgracefully dlagralofuly bock bck the thenaval thenaval thenaval
naval clique clquf against an almost univer universal universal ¬
11 sal public lublc opinion and Ind against againt the timefacts thefacts thefacti
facts of history which establish etablsh that thatthe thatthe thatthe
the gallant lalant Schley Is the hero her of San Santiago Santhilothe Santiagothe ¬
tiagothe tiago thilothe the man rD11 who fought and ali sunkthe sunk sunkthe aunktbe
the Spanish fleetAn fleet fleetAn leet
An American admiral almlral is being draggod drag dragged ¬ I Iged
ged through througl the mud and mire of infa intamoue infamous Infamoul ¬
moue moul slander Ilandlr by the lle hired hire literary lterary toolof tool toolof toolof
of this naval clique clque who wlo Is a clerk cerk in inthe Inthe inthe
the Brooklyn Irooklyn Navy xard rnd ran the Sec Secretary Sec Secretary Seey ¬
retary of the Nay endorses enllOrl1 his vilIainoue vil villainous vI ¬
lainous und lying assaults UIIUl t Admiral AdmiralSchley Admiralfchley AdmiralSchley
Schley fchley must appeal apPel to the courts to tovindicate toIndlcate tovindicate
vindicate his honor and punish thescoundrels the thescoundrels i
scoundrels coundrell defaming him It Is a awaste awaste i iwHste
waste of tune tlne and Inviting Invlnf additional additionalInsults additionalinsults
Insults to appeal appel to tne Navy Depart Department Department Department ¬
ment while whie the present prelnt clique 01ljU8 backed backedby bcked bckedby backedby
by tho administration Is II In power powerVUVUHK power1UIUl powert
t VUVUHK 1UIUl CO COvn XII rr IBVCY CHSCYroter IBVCYProfessor J CY CYProfessor
Professor roter Noseltull NoaUul who Us an au auhorlty autborly authorlty
horlty tborly on species wpecoi has hit hli a uttered utered the theitttrtllng theItartng thestartling
itttrtllng Itartng forecast forealt that the supply of oflandladies of ofandladlw oCIRldladl
landladies IRldladl will wi become extinct rutnat in about aboutme nboutone aboutone
one me thousand thoulnd yearn yerN unless unlQs Nature Natureiiimpa Nlture Nlturehum Naturehumps
hum humps iiimpa herself to repair repir th the waste now nowiolng nowgoing I Igoing
going on When the awful period ar ¬ I
rives rIe when the last gaunt gaunt emblem of ofonce aonce a aonce
once formidable formilable race of hash purveyors purveyorand purveyorsand purveyorsand
and grassfed grasfell widows shall shal have bee beetucked been beentucked beentucked
tucked away in the silent sient tomb th thtableboarder the thetableboarller thetableboarder
tableboarder will wi le e confronted wit wita wl with witha
a new problem in relation relnton to the pro prolongatloii prolongnton proolongatiom
longatloii longnton of private life le He will wi lmv lmvto hnve hnveto Imavoto <
to attend free lectures on the Art ol olFree of ofFreo ofFree
Free Lunching and Invent new stunts stuntto stuntsto I Ito
to stimulate stmulate digestion digeton The professor professofears professorCenrs professorfears
I Iso
fears that the th canned food habit now nowso nowso
I Icommlnl
so strongly Imbedded In the boarding boardingcommunity boardingcommunity
community commlnl will wi with wih the disappear disappearmice disappearmico I InncO
mice of the landlady occasion a relapse relapseInto relapsoInto relapseinto
Into cannibalism Awful possibilityFancy possibility possibilityFancy posslbUty posslbUtyFancy
Fancy a ravenous redheaded attorneyand attorney attorneyand atorn i innd
and counsellor counselor beaten in court baf baffled bafled batlied ¬
fled led In bluster and beggared in pocket pocketsuddenly poltet poltetsuddenly pocketsuddenly
I Ia
suddenly devouring his typewriter typcwrler Or Ora Ora
a department store saleslady abstract abstracting abstracting abstractIng ¬
ing a kid 1 < 11 from Its Is bargain absorbed absorbedmother absorbedI absorbedmother absorbed absorbedmother I
mother and munching it bit by bit be between betwcen between ¬
tween calls cnls for cash I and anliinatention Inattention Inattentionto i
to Inquiring customers customersFortunately customersFortunately customersFortunately
Fortunately the children chidren are not yetcontracted yet yetcontracted I Icontracted
contracted for to whom such dire con conditions condltons conditions ¬
ditions dltons are tentatively tcntntvely ordained More Moreover Moroover Moreover ¬
over many wellseasoned welseasoned landladies landladiesscoff Inndladlesscof landladiesscoff
scoff scof t at l the professors profeors gloomy fore forebodings forebodings ¬ i ibodings
bodings The Indian and the buffalo buffalomay buffalomay buftaloIny
may Iny vacate tho earth but your groat groatoriginal groatoriginal I Iorlglnnl
original North American landlady Is IsIn IsIn isin
In the cosmetic cosmotc scheme for keepsThe keeps keepsThe keepsThe
The professor profesor will wi have to recant recnt ormove or orfllltlSTIAMlNCJ ormoe
move moe11ISIIIU movecurtisaIANlrmxa
On second thought perhaps it I is bet batter bettor bettor ¬
tor to continue contnue sending missionaries missionariesto misionaries misionariesto
to China so s long as a there thereare are Boxers Boxersto Boxersto Boxersto
to handle this disturbing Ilsturblng element with without Wih Wihout without ¬
out gloves glovesWe glovesWe
11 We a have no similar simiar organization organizationcapable organizaton organizatoncapable organizationcapable
capable of coping with wih these selfor selfordained aelor aelordalned aelbo self o oalthough ¬
dained Breeders of Mischief Michief although althoughthe alhough alhoughthe althoughthe
the New York police polce force comes pretty prettynear prety pretynear prettynear
near to the tough standard aandard requiredWe required requiredWe requiredWe
We are are not opposed oppoed to spreading the thegospel thegospel thegospel
gospel gospel On the contrary Dut the bulk bulkof bulkof bulkof
of our emissaries to Asia are not com competent competent cornpetent ¬
petent to spread anything but dissen dissension dlnenslol dissension ¬
sion slol anywhere and intelligent Intelgent self selfrespecting sel selfrespecting
respecting respcting Americans know this just justus juatii justas
us ii well wel as lS Intelligent Intelgent selfrespectingChinamen selfrespecting selfrespectingChinamen selrespectng selrespectngChinamen
Chinamen and Japanese Japnese do doTho 110Tho doThe
Tho oriental heathen hethen may need ned re roforming reforming reo reoforming ¬
forming but neither Europe nor Pan PanVmerlca PanAmerlcn PanAmerica
America can c n honestly honety recommend recommenl him himto 1m 1mto himto
to follow folow their examples exam plea of practicalmorality practical practicalmorality practcRl practcRlmoraliy
moralityThe moraliy moraliyThe morality moralityThe
The awful fate of India Is an ever everpresent everpreient everpresent
present object lesson for tho other na nations natons nattone ¬
tions of Asia AsiaHistory AsialUatory AsiaHistory
History can not show a more bru brutal brutal brutal ¬
tal conquest conqlest a more deplorable pictureAn picture pictureAn pictureAn
An empire once the glory and pride prideof prIdeof prideof
of a continent contnont enslaved enslavd despoiled despoied beg beggered beggerell beggored
gored gerell famished that a handful of lust Iustful lustful lusttul ¬
ful British Britsh Christians Christans may mlY gorge gorgethemselves gorgethemsolves gorgethomselvee
themselves like lke swine swineBut swineBut swineBut
But some day there will w1 be a killing killingmd Illng Illngand killingand
and md the hogs now snoring on the banks banksif bnks bnksof banksof
of if the Thames as a well wel as I those fatten fattenng taten tatenIng fattening
Ing ng on the Ganges will wi feel the knife oftime of ofthe ofthe
the butcher commissioned by eternal eternalJustice eternaljustce eternaljustice
justce Justice to to t slaughter the beasts TheChinese The TheChinese TheChinse
Chinse Chinese may well wel shudder at the misslonary mis missionary mlsslonary ¬
slonary achievements In India IndiaBut IndiaBut IndiaBut
But so long as our pigtailed pigtaied fellow fellowbeings felow felowbeings fellowbeings
beings are prepared for emergencies emergencieslet emergences emergenceslet
let our surplus slrplus stock of religious religiousiranks relgious relgiouscranks religiouscranks
cranks and crooks be consigned tothem to tothem tothem
them for safekeeping even if extra extracollections extracolectons extracollections
colectons collections become necessary to defray defraythe defrnythe defraythe
the expense of otthelr their transportation transportaton at ntreduced atreduccd atreduced
reduced rates ratesMeantime rtes rtesenntlme ratesMeantime
Meantime lest we be contaminated contaminatedlet
let us continue contnue to obstruct the Importa Importation Importaton Importation ¬
ton tion of the yellow elow race into into our own ownmllghtened ownenlghteull ownenlightened
enlightened enlghteull say It quick countryTHE country countryTHE countryTHE
Communicated CommunicatedThe CommualcatC
The Republican Republcnn party of Ohio in inheir Intheir intheir
their recent convention convcnton in Columbus Columbusdopted Columbusadopted Columbusadopted
adopted a platform platorm making or attempt attemptng atempt atemptIng attemptlag
lag ng to make the policy polcy of the McKlniey McKln McKlnley McKinley
ley iey Administration the basis of argU argUments arguments arguments
ments during the coming campaign campaignTheir campaig campaignTheir
Their attempt atcmpt to adopt McKlnleyism McKlnleyismnd McKlnleylsl
and nd methods may or may not be suc sueessful successful successful
cessful The average voter of Ohio Is Isin Isan isan
an Intelligent Intelgent person and no doubt doubtwill daubtwi doubtwill
wi will have an eye to the methods adopt adoptd adopted adoptell
ed > d by the party In power in the Buck Buckye Buckee Buckeye
ee eye ye State However as the gentlemen gentlemenin gentemen gentemenIn
In in charge of the Republican Jepublcan political politicalnachlne politcal politcalmachine politicalmachine
machine of that State have seen proper properto properto
to 0 make their campaign on McKInley McKInleysm McKinleyism lcKlnleyIsm
Ism sm we see ee no reason why the opposi opposition opposlton opposition ¬
ton tion to that party should object object On Ouhe Onthe Onthe
the other hand they should be glad of ofhe ofthe ofthe
the he opportunity It presents to meet the timeissues thessues tbeIssues
Issues ssues as laid down and meet them themnan themmanfuly themmanfully
manfully manfuly nan fully and to our mind successfully success successfully succes succesfuly ¬
fullyThe fuly fulyThe fully fullyThe
The soldlor sold lor element Is again to be bereckoned bereckon bereckoned
reckon reckoned cd as a factor and to this end ende endwe endwe
we e call al attention atention to the rank and flle flleDf Ile Ileof Gleof
of Df the men who served In the Union Unionirray Unionarmy Unionarmy
army from 61 to 65 we want their theirmention theiratenton theirattention
mention atenton No difference diference to what sol solHer soldler soidler
dler organization organizaton they may belong Thedally The Thelally Thedaly
dally daly press presl has heralded herMed the tidings tidingsthat tdings tdingsthat tidingsthat
that Mr Evans the present Commisstoner Commis Commissioner Commlssloner ¬
stoner of Pensions may resign if I his hisretaining hisretaining hisretaining
retaining that position pOllon might endangerthe endanger endangertho endangprthe
the success succels of the Republican Republcan party in inOhio InOhio inOhio
Ohio the coming fall tal Why should ho horesign heresign horesign
resign If I f the reports are true thePresident the thePresident tbePresident
President has stated to more than one oneperson oneperson oneperson
person that Mr Ir Evans was doing his hisiluty hisduty hisduty
duty both 1th to tho pension applicant and andto andto andto
to the Government Goverment If this Is true truethen truotben truethen
then no political politcl factor should Ihouhl Interfore Inter Interfere Interfere ¬
fere with that official ofcal but but If I the con controlling controling controlling ¬
troling trolling power thought for a moment momentthat momentthat momentthat
that his retention retenton be a I detriment to totheir totheir totheir
their ends end a he would wOlld go It I Is a notorious noto notorious notorloul ¬
rious rloul fact that since Ilnce the year 1898 1898nearly 1808nearly 1898nearly
nearly every soldier organization orgnnlzaton In Inthe Inthe inthe
the United States has condemned the thenuiustratlon tbeaOJ theau
aOJ au nuiustratlon ltration of the Pension Once OfcQ as asadministered asallmlniltered asadministered
allmlniltered administered by Mr Evans EvansU EvansI EvansIt
U I was during dlrlng the time that thlt the na national natonal national ¬
tonal tional encampment was WIS in session sesion at ntPhiladelphia atPhladelpbla atPhiladelphia
Phladelpbla Philadelphia Pa In II the year 1809 that thatthere tbatthere thatthere
there were some very damaging damagingcharges dnmaglngCbaliel damagingcharges
Cbaliel charges made mnle against the methods em employed emploel employed ¬
ploel ployed by the Pension Office Ole In the invoctlgatlan In Investigation Inveitilthm ¬
vestigation veitilthm of the chastity chuly of soldierswidows soldiers soldierswidows soldiersWIIO
WIIO widows who were pensioners It I issalt is istalil
salt 11a that both Commissioner Comml loner of Pen Penilons PenIlona Pendons I
dons Ilona Evans I and the President PrOldent wore on onthe onthe onthe
the grounds to prevent If I possible pOllble any anyHscusMon Iny anydlscuaslon I
HscusMon dlsclision that might bring the meth methds methods i
odl ods ds above mentioned mentoned to light lght and It Itseems ItKeaml it itseems
seems that they were successful 8lccelsul For Fora i ii
a i while whie a lull lul in the criticism crltclm of the thoenslon thePelion thePension
Pension Pelion Bureau BurARI Then It I was noticed noticedifter notced notcedafer noticedafter
after afer A 1 Unit tnll tho management of theBureau the thelures the1Irell
Bureau 1Irell lures it was up 111 for censure cenlure which whichnme whichclme whichcame
clme came nme near defeating defotlng the Republicanparty Republican Republicanlarty Republcan Republcanparty
party In 1000 A promise was wal made by bylolltlral byPQltCsl bypolitical
PQltCsl political lolltlral managers manaler so far aa a a promise promlle
could be made in writing that Mr MrEvans MrEvans
Evans should shoull bo retained as Commis Commissioner Comml Commissioner ¬ I
sioner of Pensions and as soon as theelection the thelection theQlecton
election Qlecton of 1900 was determined detormlrI beremoved be beremoved beremond
removedWe removed removedWo remondWe
We have every reason to know that thatthe thatthe thatthe
the special examiner who used such suchdiscreditable suchIlscredlable suchdiscreditable
discreditable Ilscredlable methods at Chicago In Intho Intho inthe
tho investigation Investgnton of the chastity chastty of ofsome oCsome ofsome
some of tho widows of comrades comradeswould comradeswould comradeswould
would bs dishonorably dismissed dlslssel from fromthe fromthe fromthe
the public ublc service Well Wel so far as hisofficial his hisofficial hisomclal
official connection with wih the Pension PensionOffice PensionOffice
Office Ofce it I was terminated but only tobe to tobo
be transferred to another nnoter Department Departmentwith Departmentwith
with an increase of salary These mat matters matters mattors ¬
ters wer wer were known to the high officialsand officials officialsand officlnlsand
and have been pigeonholed Tho 1he at attention nttentlon attention ¬
tention of Members of Congress was wascalled wascaUed wascalled
called to these abuses abusesln in the Pension PensionOnice PeUlon PeUlonOilce PensionO
Onice Oilce O + uce and ant all passed over over for fear theirexposure their theirexposure theiroxposue
exposure oxposue would be detrimental detimental to the theRepublican thoHepublcan theItepublicmm
Republican Hepublcan party partyNow Iarty IartyNow partyNow
Now we want to say a word to Genoral Gen General General ¬
eral Dyrenforth who Is commanderln commanderlnchief commnndcrlnchief commanderinchief
chief of the Union Veteran Union a asoldiers asoldiers asoldiers
soldiers political politcal organization It Is Isyour Isyour isyour
your duty not to attempt atempt to concealfrom conceal concealfrom concealtrom
from the rank and file 1e of the soldier soldlorelement sold soldierelement lor lorolemont
element of the country the action ncton ofthe of ofthe ofthe
the Administration not only of f the thePension thePension thePension
Pension Bureau but ut the treatment of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the veteran at the hands of the Adminn Admin Administration AdminIstrton ¬
istration Istrton In nil the Departments and andto nndto andto
to our mind you should do so and that thatin tbatIn thatin
in the near ner future futureIf futureI futureIt
If I your Ol organization organlraton is for the ben benefit beneft benefit ¬
efit eft of the soldier element of the coun country country country ¬
try then show by the methods of the theAdministration theAdministraton theAdministration
Administration Administraton which has certainly certainlyboon certainlybeen certainlybeen
been Inimical to the interests of thosewho those thosewho thosewho
who served from 61 to 65 If Presl President Presldent Presldent ¬
dent McKInley does not know of the thethe thethe thethe
the real treatment of the class of whom whomwe whomwe whomwe
we speak It is not because it has notbeen not notbeen notbeen
been called caled to his attention atention for it I has hastime hastme hastime
time tme and time tme again againThe againThe againThe
The change chanle of a Commissioner of ofPensions ofPenalons ofPensions
Pensions will wi In our oplnlonj not notchange notchange notchange
change the policy polcy ot the Pension Office Officein OmeeIn OAleoiii
in the methods of adjudicating aijn pen pensions penalons pendictated ¬
sions Mr Evans policy Is that of the thePresident tbePresident e eera
and dictatedis nlw
President Presl lentr and Is dictated dictted by the pow powers power ¬
ers er of Wall Wal Street whose Interests are aresuch aresuch aresuch
such that they want as little ltte money aspossible as aspossible aspossible
possible to circulate among the people peopleand peopleand peopleand
and the pension money goes Into com commercial commerclal commercial ¬
mercial use the moment It I Is paid pnll to tothe tothe tothe
the pensioner pensionerAs
As to the fact of the treatment of ofthe oftbe ofthe
the soldier and the methods of the thePension thePension thePension
Pension Office those who have information infor information Informaton ¬
mation maton arc employes and dnre not notmako notmako notmake
mako public publc the methods and rules fulos in inthe Intbe inthe
the Department Should they do d so sooft soof sooff
oft of goes their official ofcial heads WS hopesame hope hopesome hopesome
some way may be devised to fully ex expose expose expose ¬
pose the methods of the Bureau of Penatone Pen Pensions Penslons ¬
atone and tho villainous viainous discrimination discriminationagnlnst discriminaton discriminatonagainst discriminationagainst
against the soldier element in the Various va various varlous ¬
rious DepartmentsGateral Departments DepartmentsGotieral DepartmentsGcleral
Gotieral Gcleral Dyrenforth Drrentortl you have the thecue tle tlecue timecue
cue and can show up the hypocrisy of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the pension administration administraton Will WI you youdo youd0 oU oUdo
do It or Is your organization organizaton going to topiny topl11 toplay
play pl11 fiddler ftler for the Republican nepublcan party partyOne partyOne partyOne
One thing Is sure Slre if the Administra Administration Adtlnlstra Adtlnlstraton Administration ¬
ton tion can keep Ilep the Inside manipulation manipulationof
of the Pension Office Ofce ns well ns the theother theother theother
other Departments of Government Governmentfrom Governmentfrom Governmentfrom
from being fully exposed eJposel It I will w1 do so soCaro soCaro soCaro
Caro Inn In Ilrlgbt JrlbtR are lre winr ers er erTHE er I ITHE ITHE
The he Complaint of ExForemanRobey ExForeman ExForemanRobey ExForemanRobty
Robey RobeyI Robty RobtyI
I would like to air a 8 grievance in inhe InThe inThe
The he Globe Gobe which while whie personal to tomyself tomysel tomyself
mysel myself Is of public publo Interest inasmuchB inasmuch Inasmucha
as a B it concerns concers the Fire Department Departmentaid Departmentsid Departmentsaid
said sid aid exFireman Robey to a Globe Gobe reporter re reporter reo reoporter ¬
porter last night nightAll nightAl nightAll
All Al right The Globe Gobe is listening listeningI
I belonged to the Fire Departmentthirteen Department Departmenthlrteen Departmentthirteen
thirteen months on probation probaton and was washen wastben wasthen
then hen dropped for Inefficiency Inefconcy and In Injompetency Incompelency incompetency
competency compelencyNot competencyNot jompetencyNot
Not a very brilliant brilant record Mr Mrlobey MrRobey MrRobey
Robey RobeyWel RobeyWell lobeyWell
Well Wel I was dropped droppe unjustly unjusty by P Pi PNicholson PNicholson
i Nicholson the foreman of Truck TruckCompany
Company D He never dld like te me and andvhlle andwhlo andwhile
while whlo I was In the Department nevermissed never neverulssed nevermissed
missed an opportunity OPPHtlnly to nag me I Iittended Iatendcd Iattended
attended atendcd strictly stricty to my duties dutcs and waswell was wasveil waswel
veil wel liked lked by everybody In the neigh neighmrhood neighborhood neighborhood
borhood When my probationary year yearvas yearwas yearwas
was up and when I ought to have beenexamined been beenixamlned beenexnmlned
examined and ant made permanent I was waslot wasnot wasnot
not called caled upon but a month afterwards after aftervards afterwards
wards discharged without investlga investlgaion Investlga investigation
ton tion ion although nlhoug I appealed appele through my myittorneys m matorneys myattorneys
attorneys atorneys to Commissioner McFar McFarand MoFnrland McFarland
But you were dropped for ineffl inefflslency Inefficency ineAiciency
slency cency cencyYes ciencyYes slencyYes
Yes thats easy euy said That Is the thevord theword theword
word of Nicholson Do you think I Ivould Iwould Iwould
would be kept on thirteen months If I Ivas Iwas 1was
was Inefficient Inefficent Now Ill I loll tel you tho thocason thoreason thereason
reason I was discharged and It has hasmt hasput mss mssput
put mt a blight upon my character which whichlurts whichhurts whichhurts
hurts lurts me In trying tryln to to make an honestliving honest honestIvlng honestIvlns
living Ivlns IvlnsGo livingGo IvlngGo
Go ahead aheadI
I mentioned mentoned Nicholsons nagging at atne atme atme
me ne The men of the company followed followedvilt folowcd folowcdSNi followedstilt
SNi stilt vilt after afer a man nanod nau d Davis claimed claimedto
to o have been robbed of 5300 300 and some somelapers somepapers somepapers
papers papersYou papersYou lapersYou
You were suspected suspectedYes suspectedYes suspectedYes
Yes Nicholson put two detectives detectiveson
on in my track who watched atched and noted notedivery notedeverr notedevery
every move of mine fjr two monthsThen months monthsrhen monthsThen
Then th they y came and told me I was a ntraight astrnlght astraight
straight man and no thief thief I did dll not notenow notknow notknow
know enow oven about the robbery if 1 It ever evericcurred everoccurred everoccurred
occurred for some time and I never nevercnew neverknew neverknew
knew cnew the detectives detectes were on my troll trailuntil trollintll tri
until unt they told tolt me themselves themselvesWho themselvesWho themselvesWho
Who were the detectives detectivesWhy 11etetlvos 11etetlvosWhy detectivesWhy
Why the rognlars from headquar hoadquarers headquarterscNameo headquartersMcNamee
terscNameo ers McNameo and IIll Helan These two twonen twomen twomen
men and a lady who lived lved with an aniunt anaunt anaunt
aunt of my wife where I used to visitwere visit visitvero visi
were hired specially speclnly to run rn me down down3oth downDot downBoth
Both Dot the woman and the detectives detectivesold delectves delectvestoll detectivestold
toll told old me so What I want to know is ishis Isthle isthis
his Has Nicholson Nlcbolsol or any other man manhe manthe manthe
the he right to brand brnd mo as a a suspected suspectedhlef Iuspected Iuspectedtblef suspectedthief
thief hlef and put detectives cetectcs on mytracks my myracks mytracks
tracks tracksA racksA
A lawyer can answer that ques quesIon queston question
IonWell tion ton tonWel Ion Well Wel then Ill Il say no more except excepthls exceptthis exceptthis
this hls that Chief Dutton Duton whom I believeto believe belloveto belove beloveto
to to be a fair man should know his menand men menmd menantI
md the way I have been treated anddriven and andIrlvon nnddriven
driven out Olt of the Department so that thatf thatI thatif
I if f some lome other poor fellow tel ow whom they theylo theydo theyder
do lo not want Is subjected sUbjOCtCl to similar simia os ostracism ostraclsm ostracism ¬
tracism and persecution persccuton he can save savemm saVQblm savehim
him mm by uy an nn nuuijUKiUiuii Ine Invegtigatlon tgnton which WIUUH I i never nevergot nevergot ucrcr ucrcrot
got got ot Another thing thllg I want to say sy they theyarlns theybring theybring
bring whisky w1sky Into the englnehouseain englnehousea engnehouseA engnehouseAIn
In in violation violaton of law at least lens I can caniame canname canname
name n man who did dil so He was dis dismissed Is Ismlslell dismissed ¬
mlslell missed for the offense ofense but reinstatedit reinstated
nt it the request reqlOt of Nicholson Do you youTont youwant youwant
want his hi name nameNot nam07 nam07Not nameNot
Not necessary necOIIY the case Is settled settledAH sotled sotledAl settledAll
AH Al I Task ask In a chance to vindicate vindicateny vlndl vindicatemy ate atemy
my ny character chlracer from the unjust suspl suspllions Ausplclons suspidons
lions put ut upon me I did not steal nor norako nortake nortake
take ako Assistant Foreman Davis Davll money moneymd moneranI moneynail
nail md whnts hl8 more I do not believe belcvo ho hoiver heever haever
anI 10
ever lost It I and Infl thinking It I all ni over overam overI
I am convinced it I was wal to get rid of me mohe methe methe
the he whole thing thin was WI Invented and ex oxFireman exilroman exFlremln
Fireman Flremln Roboy having haing relieved releved his hisnlnd hi himhltl hismind
mind walked up Eleventh Eeventb street Itrcet amuch a ainch 1 1much
much inch lighter IRhtQr man In mind and matter matterYou mater materY01 matterYOU
You Y01 Imvfiit hnv4nt IrlKlPurollnn tried Cloln HrlgMii gatsl I
To Which Citizens Ciizens Are Subjected Subjectsat Subjectedat
at the District District BuildingTHE Building BuildingTHE Buiding BuidingTHE
Arrested Arested Fort Forty Times TIme on FrllUous Pretests Preleilsand Pretext Pretestsand
and Compelled Compeled to Come Twontj Twont Times for fora tora
a Permit Perml to Repair and Remodel His HisHousesAn HIsHousesAn HisHousesAn
HousesAn Outrageous Slate of Affairs Affairsat Afairs Afairsal
al District Dlstlcl Headquarters HeadquartersThe HeadquartersThe HeadquartersThe
The District Dstrict Building Buiding has been the thescene thescene thescene
scene for tho past week or two of ofsome otsome ofsome
some pitched piched battles ltes between betwen the superintendent su superintendent SUI ¬
perintendent of the Street Steet Cleaning Ceaning Cleaning1eparhuent
Department Mr fr Stutter Stutl mid 111 Auditor AUlltul
Petty the former endeavoring to getpaid get getpaid getpaid
paid for sundry relatives and people peoplewho pcoplewho peoplewho
who he claims renders the District Districtgovernment Districtgovernment Districtgovernment
government service on Sundays and andthe nndthe andthe
the latter later resisting payment In accordonce accord accordance accordance ¬
ance with wih the law as he sees It I it The Thedaily Thedaly Thedaily
daily daly press however has ventilated ventilatedthis ventlated ventlatedthis ventilatedthis
this subject to the full ful extent and the theSunday tbeSundny theSunday
Sunday Globe aobe loaves the matter mater in the theable thenble theable
able hands of the dally daly space grinders grindersIt
It appears to obtain permits permis for re reconstruction reoconstructon reconstruction ¬
construction constructon remodeling remolelng or repair ofhouses of ofhouses othouse
houses house If the applicant does not stand
in with wih the powers that be ha encountore encoun encounters cncounters ¬
ters as much trouble in securing the de desired desired desired ¬
sired permit permi as the powers are expe experiencing experlenclng experiencing ¬
riencing in obtaining obtining from China theindemnity the theindemnity theIndemnity
indemnity agreed upon for the slaugh slaughter slaughter slaughter ¬
ter of our missionaries missionariesMr misionaries misionariesMr
Mr D A Sandford a I wellknown wellknownproperty weUknownllroperty well known knownproperty
property owner and taxpayer has in insome Insome insome
some manner Incurred the hostility hostily of ofnot ofnot ofnot
not only the theappeared District Inspectors office officebut olncebut
but also the tle Health Henlh Department Department l He Hehas Hebns
has hi re appeared in the Police Polce Policeless Court not notless notless
less than 40 times tmes within the past pat few fewyears tewyears fewyears
years summoned there by either one oneof oneof oneof
of those Departments on tho most friv frivolous frlvolous frWolous ¬
olous charges but which as will wi be bereadily bereadiy bereadily
readily readiy understood has taken up a agreat agreat agreat
great portion of Mr Sanfords time timeand timeanl timeanal
and anl necessitated necesslatel the expenditure expendlurr expendlturq of ofmoney ofmoney ofmoney
money for attorney atorney fees witnesses wlnosses and andother andother andother
other expenses expenses Neither Neiher the Building Buiding
Inspectors Inspetors office ofce nor the Health Healh De Department Department Dcpartnment ¬
partment have so far secured secUel a single singleconviction singleconvicton singleconviction
conviction convicton upon any anyone one of the charges chargesbrought c1urges c1urgesbrought clairgesbrought
brought against agalnlt Mr Sanford This Thisfact Thisfact Thisfact
fact of itself Isel will 1 demonstrate to the thepublic thepublc thepublic
public publc the malicious character of the theivtty thepty the1mtly
ivtty pty iiirweutlotiH ltrHtcutolH s to tl which whlll ho line liasbeen hi linebeen
been subjected by these thele public serv servants servoants servants ¬
ants antsMr
Mr Ir Sanford has a great many bouses bousesIn bousesIn housesin
In different diferent parts of Washington of the thetenant thetennnt thetenant
tenant class many of them costing costng him himmore himmore himmore
more to keep in repair than the rentsamount rents rentsamount rentsamount
amount to He Is noted by all prop property property ¬
erty owners as well wel as others who whoknow wholeow whoknow
leow know him for to I his particular partculnr careful carefulness carefulness carefulness ¬
ness touching the condition of his hisproperty hisproperty hisproperty
property not leaving anything undone undoneIn undoneIn undonein
In and about the premises premies which re requires reo reoquires requires ¬
quires attending atending to Nevertholess he
has been arrested as lS stated by the
Healh Health Department for permitting permitng nui nuisances nulsances nuisances ¬
sances and by tho Building Buiding Inspector
for failure Calure to comply with wih the alleged allegedrules aleged alegedrules allegedrules
rules of his office ofce Recently Recenty Mr San Sonford Santord Sanford
ford applied nppled for a permit to remodel remedelsome rem remodelsome del delsome
some houses on B F street near Ninth NinthNot Ninthot NinthNot
Not ot anticipating antcipatng any Iny trouble in secur securing securIng securing ¬
ing the desired permit he had bd em employed employed employed ¬
ployed a superintendent of construc construction costruc costructon construction ¬
ton tion by the day and other men by the theweek tbeweele theweek
week These men wore under paywhether pay paywhether paywhether
whether they worked or not and ofcourse of ofourse ofcourse
course Mr Sanford endeavored endrvored to expedite ex expedite exedle ¬
pedite edle the th work so as to derive derie a rev revmue revenue revenue
enue from the tenants Ho applied IppUed for forthe forthe forthe
the usual permit and was met with wih an anixcuse anexcuse anexcuse
excuse to call tomorrow This was waskept WIS WISkcpt waskept
kept up for a week or more Mr San Santord Santord Sanford
tord calling calng each day to obtain the per permit permit permit ¬
mit and Inspector Brady putting puttng him himff himof himoff
off of ff under one pretext or another Fl Finaily FlBatters Flnaly
naly naily Mr Sanford determined to bring bringmaters bringmatters
Batters maters to a crisis when applying as asisual asusual asustial
usual for the permit permi he was met withtime with withthe
wih wihtbe
the oldtime oldtme excuse and he plainly plainlytold
toli told the Inspector and the officials ofcials what
be 10 thought of them They pretended pretendedto
to o show Ihpw that they were not prejudiced prejudicedut prejudicedbut prejudicedbut
but ut obeying tho law 11 but he remindedthem reminded remindedhem remindedthem
them of a conversation convcrsaton that he had hadverheard hadoverheard hadoverheard
overheard > wherein time chief of the of ofIce offce offlee
Ice fce said to his subordinate Is there theremy thereany thereany
any way that I can refuse safely a per pernit permlt permit
nit to this man This was denied deniedvhen deniedwhen deniedwhen
when Mr lr Sanford repeated the Ian language Ianruage Ianguage
guage to them that he had overheard overheardmd overheardand overheardand
and having with wih him a witness winess who whotlso whoalso whoalso
also tlso overheard ovrheard it i ho challenged ohalenged them themo themto themto
to o a denial denia in the presence of said wit witless wi witness
ness and they shamefacedly backedoat backed backedmt backedonto
onto mt
The old Seed Building Buiding near nor Frn Frnees
ees laundry which tho Government Governmentiad Governmenthad Governmentbad
had iad for the storage of seeds Is the theiroperty thepropert theproperty
property propert of of Mr 1r Sanford Salford All Al during duringhe
he time tme that the Government occupied occupiedhe occupiedthe occupiedthe
the he premises the Health lcalb Department Departmenthad
had iad no fault to find fnd with wih tho condition conditionif conditon conditonof
of if the promises but as soon as the theJovernment theGovernment theGovernment
Government moved out of the build buildng buid buidlng building
lng ng Mr r Sanford was wal notified notfod to clean cleanip cleanup cleanup
up ip the nuisance In the cellar celar within wihin
24 14 hours This nuisance was the see seeage lee leepage seepage
page age from a sewer two houses east ent of ofhe ofthe ofthe
the he Sanford place The seepage had hadiccumulated hallaccumulntedln hadaccumulated
accumulated accumulntedln in the cellar celar and Mr San Sanord Sanford Sanford
ford ord realized the justice of abating it itvhlch I itwhich
which he did He then notified notfied the thelealth theHelh theHealth
Health Helh Department of the condition conditon ofthe of ofhe ofthe
the he sewer and anl the tact that the same samolulsance samenuisance samenuisance
nuisance would occur again If tho tholewer thosewer thesewer
sewer was not repaired but to his com comilalnt complaint complaint
plaint ilalnt the Department has paid no noteed noheed noheed
heed whatever One of Mr Sanfords Sanfordstrlevances Sanfordsgrievances Sanfordsgrievances
grievances relates to the fact that hav havng bavIng having
Ing ng abated a nuisance complained ofin of ofn ofIn
In n another property of his ho was ar arested arrested arrested
rested and ant brought before Judge Kim Kimall Kimbal Kimball
ball bal all to whom he explained the facts factsrho fnctsThe factsThe
The The judge disbelieved 11sbeUeved him and would wouldmve wouldhave IUlll IUlllhave
have mve Inflicted a penalty penaly but that he had hadsummoned hadsummonel hadsummoned
summonel summoned as a witness wlncss the garbage garbageollector garbagecolector garbagecollector
collector colector The judge believed beUocll tho gar garrago garbago garbage
bago rago collector colector and not the taxpayer taxpayermd taxpayernnl taxpayerand
and nnl md finally tnniy dismissed the caseFur case caseFur clse clserlr
Fur rlr two or thivo threeyeurs yeum curN UicPcwiiRe tlf ICIA IIIH IIIHleen II linebeen
been leen seeping Into his ills collars celars on Louis Louisunu Louislunl Louisa
lunl lana unu ave lve To stop hll this thf newoge fromcoming from fromiomlng frm frmcoming
coming In he has his had to expend sev several severl several ¬
erl eral hundred dollars dolars Notwlthstand Notwlthstandng Notwithstanding
Ing ng this he Is arrested on the smallestpretext smallest smallestiretext smalest smalestpretext
pretext and dragged drajgcd before the policecourt police policeotirt policecourt
court otirt although alhough ho Is a sufferer suferer from fromho fromtho fromthe
the ho unabated nuisances of his neigh neighlors nclghbors neighbors
bors lors who are neither compelled compelet to stop stophe stopthe stopthe
the he same nor arrested arrescll for permitting permittinghem permiting permitingthem permittingthem
them hem to continueAu continue continueAn contnuc contnucAl
An Al u 1 lUiistriitlnn lultrutol of the oxtremii lxlrlWI extren s ism ismwhich o ovhlch nwhich
which the Building Bnlhlng Inspector has seen sconu scoah seenfin
h fin u to go with wih this gentleman gentomnn It I Is only onlyiccessary onlynecesslry onlynecessary
necessary necesslry to state that In same se prop propirty property property
erty that he has near the jail jnl thehouses the thelouses thehousos
houses louses of which he rents for from 5 5o 5to 6to
to o 12 a month a demand was made madehat madothat madethat
that hat he should have plumbing plumllng executed execltell execltellat executedat
at 1 a I cost of 1700 700 which he subsequent subsequenty
i Iy y r had done much bettor beter for 50 They TheyIso Thoralso Theyalso
also Iso wanted him to expend about 3
000 00 In Improvements on these shanties shantiesr sha tes tesor
or r small smal houses going so far as to in in1st Inslst in insist
slst 1st that he should hou put a bathroom throom In Inach Ineach ineach
each ach house and keep a I fire fre In theclosets the thelosets thocloset3
closets to keep the water from freoz freozig freozlng freezing
lng ig The absurdity Ibsully of requiring alandlord a aiiKllonltopiitlnnHloveiitul I
1IIIIhmi landlord iiKllonltopiitlnnHloveiitul to plt put hta 111 stove Inl and hlreninini hlrenininifeed hire a 111 mnn mnnto
to feed the same with wih coal cOlI that run runt
iilng lng g waterclosets might not f eeze
was too much lor a practical man llko llkovnunover
Mr Jlr Sanford nn and he raised a kick
ltndiever vnunover nGever the nuisances n arising from
his neighbors property became flag
rant and unbearable unbearble the Health De ¬
partment partmontlnstead instead Instenl of abating abatng Helh the same
offers ofers as an excuse that the owners
are nonresidents and that they can do
nothing when as a matter moler of fact the
law provides that in such cases for the
preservation proservnton of the general health ot
tho city ciy tho Department is authorized
by law to abate such nuisances authorled and as ¬
sass the cost on the property holder holde
the same as taxes txes or other chargesand charges chargesand charie3nnd
and this they have threatened threatene a n num numr
ber of times tmes to fO do in Mr lr Santords San rdl
own case caseTo caseTo
To 0 compel a citizen ctzen and a taxpayer taxpayO
to appear more than 20 times tmes day af ¬
ter day at the office ofce of the Building Buiding
Inspector to secure a permit perll Is an out outrage Olt Oltrge outrage ¬
rage rge which ought to be Immediately
looked Into by the Commissioners Commlesloner o oC
the District Dstrict No public publc ublic servant eat ¬
ing the bread of this and other tax taxpayers taxpayers taxpayers ¬
payers has any warrant warrnt legally legaly or ormorally ormoraly ormorally
morally moraly to humiliate hum1ate hm + nlllato and persecutecitizens persecute persecutecitizens persecutectizens
citizens ctizens who are compelled compeled to apply at
the offices ofces of the District Building DUldlng for forpermits forpermla forpermits
permits permla or other privileges priviegs to which
they are Lre entitled entited by law lawCnrollnn lawCnrolDIrlihlM lawCarolina
Carolina CnrolDIrlihlM Hrlglit are lre mlldnnd 11dlod fmjranu fmgrantAdelbert fmjranuAdelbert rlgrol I IAdclbCt
Adelbert AdclbCt Hay
That TjJt hat article on Secretary Sccretry Hays son
Jlr lr Globe Gobe I see you quoted from the the111cago
tulcago 111cago l New VoiceYes Voice VoiceYes VoiceYes
Yes wellDont well wellDont wel
Dont you know that the New Voice
is a rabid antiliquor nnt1lquor nntl llquor paper and
Cant toll tol the truth truthNo truthNo truthNo
No I wasnt going to say that exactly ex exnctly exacty
nctly acty but It is prejudiced I approve
however of the trenchant manner in
which you stand up for the Boers and andMy
roast the English Englsh aristocracy I see
My Lord the Earl of Russell
Russel was con convicted convicted conjail ¬
amyland victed by hlsi his peers Of The Te crime of big ¬
got hree months
amy and got three months In Jail
Severe wasnt waalt It ItSovero ItSeverewel itSa
Sa Sovero Severewel verowell well he ought to have
five fve years That Is what a common
Englishman Englshman would get Isnt It I strange
how many people In this
country sym sympathize symplthlze sym ¬
pathize plthlze with wih those rotten roton aristocrats ar1tocrats1
The public publc mind Is confused too to
come extent about discriminating discriminatng be ¬
tween the aristocracy arlfocracy of England and
the masses of the people There is
nothing in common between otween them The Thearistocracy Thearistocracy he hearistocracy
aristocracy have no more sympathy
with the masses mnses of tho English sympaty people
than tln they have with lh the Mad 1ad Mullahs rrulahs
followers Colowers I know it I for I was born bornand bornand bornand
and raised rised there I often meet Eng
llslimen lshmen hero who think when this aris ¬
tocracy Is touched up that all al English Englishmen Englsh Englshmen Englishmon ¬
men are meant meantNothing meant meantNothing
Nothing of the kind the masses massesmere
here mere sympathize with wih the English Englishmasses Englsh Englshmasses Englishmasses
masses massesYes massesYes massesYes
Yes I know that and what I want
to say Is this we arc ar becoming as IS thin thlnsltlnned thinsldnned thinskinned
skinned here When American aristo aristocrats Irlsto Irlstocrats aristocrate ¬
crats and plutocrats are touched up
Just because they happen to be for the
time tml being President or Cabinet Cbinet officer officera
a lot of old women go around whining
nlout about tho vile vie paper that criticises crltlcse I Ithem tthem
them If I these people knew how little Itte
they are thought of by Cabinet officeror officer omceror
or offlwholder oflholder ofnee holder they would w nld shut their theirmouths theirmouths theirmouths
mouths or draw sacks over their fool ¬
ish heads There is a public publc sentiment sentimentwhich sentment sentmentwhlcb sentimentwhich
which Is being industriously and in insidiously Insidiously insidiously ¬
sidiously encouraged te make Cabinet Cabinetofficers Clblnet Clblnetomcera Cabinetofficers
officers and other high functionaries functonaries
Immune from newspaper newspa er criticism criticismThis critcism critcismThis criticismThis
This is exactly exacty the sentiment sentment that pre prevails prevals prevans ¬
vans vals In England in regard to her rot rotton rotton rotton
ton aristocracy and hence the sons and nd
daughters of peers can cn do anything
they please without wihout fear of exposure or orpublic orpublic orpublic
public criticism critcism It I will be the end of ofsur oCour ofour
our present few liberties Ubertes when such a aondltlon I acondition
condition of affairs afairs prevails prevais here and andwe andwe andwe
we are Betting getng there concluded this thislevelheaded thislevelhcmlcd thislevelheaded
levelheaded Englishman as he bade baderhe badeThe badeThe
The Globe Gobc man mnongood good nightCaro night nightCuro nIghtClro
Curo Clro IDA tn UrlBliti rllh nr nrllot are not made by a Tru Trust TrustStreet lru t tStreet tStreet
Street Car Running RunI Boards BoardsWhy BoardsWhy BoardsWhy
Why dont Iout you attack the car footboard foot footourd footboard
board ourd on the street car lines lnes which whichobody whichnobody whichnobody
nobody but a monkey or a youthful youthfulthleto youthfulathlete routhfulathleto
athlete can safely tread especially ospeclaly ospeclalywih especiallywith
wih with Ith a trailer trailerThought trailerThougimt
traier traierTbought
Thought The Globe Gobe did notice notce the thelatter themalcr thematter
malcr malcrWel matter matterWell latter latterWell
Well Wel I must Iust have skipped It then thenapplied thenI
I applied for a job as conductor and andho andthe andthe
the ho boss eyed me just ten seconds secondsnd gonds gondsand secondsand
and nd said We only want young men menou menYou menYou
You ou wont do I am Just thirty years yearst yors yorsot yearsof
ot t age Do I look older Mr r Globe GlobeNo 00bo1 00bo1No GlobeNo
No you wear your years well wellNow wel wellNow
Now what age do you reckon reckol this thisboss thl thlboss thisboss
boss thinks Is a young man manGive manGve manGive
Give Gve It I up upWhy upWhy upWhy
Why from 16 to 25 not a day older oldernd olderAnd olderAnd
And nd It Is to this thi class olals of youths the theives theJves thelives
lives Jves of the public publc are intrusted Why Whyven Whreven Whyeven
even ven a man of 30 and of full ful sense cam camardly ca cahardly canhardly
hardly manage a car with wih a trailer trailerhis traier traierThis trailerThis
This his is the only city cty In the country countryfhere countrywhere countrywhere
where tho street car company Is per periltted permlted perwitted
witted mlted to run two cars with one con conuctor cn cnductor conductor
ductor uctor No wonder ladles are ae being In Inured Injurell injured ¬
jurell ured or thrown daily daly It I Is simply a I amatter i inatter
matter maler of impossibility Impossibity for the con conluctor conIhlctor conductor
luctor to attend to them Why do the theDistrict theDistrict theDistrict
District Commissioners permit the thefraction theTracton theTraction
fraction Tracton Company to violate the law lawnd Inwand lawand
and > nd endanger the lives of the public publics
Is s there no redress and have the pub pubic publc pubIle ¬
lc Ile ic no rights either eiher a corporation or orho I
the ho Commissioners need respect respectAnd rpspeet respectAnd
And Ant the indjgnant citizen citzen made a anad amall amad
mall nad rush rsh for an Avenue car and took tookhe tookthe tooktime
the he running board with wih a alylng flying leap leapKny leapHay leapMany
Hay you 01 unlike Carolina Clroll llrlit Irll t tLYINGIN tLYINGIN 1 1LYINGIN
The he Agricultural Agriculural Department Has HasOne HasOne I IOne
One it I Seems SeemsEDITOR SeemsEnrrori r rEII
EDITOR EII GIOIIF GLIE Will wonders m sever severcease rer rerease er ercelse
celse cease ease In the Department of Agrlcul Agrlculure Asrleulture Agriculturo
ture ure Probably not so long as the IbsSecretary theSecretary theSecretary
Secretary Is under th the domination of ofring ota ofa
a a ring ringA ringA I IA
A year pr or two since a a young lady ladylerk ladrclerk ladyclerk
clerk lerk In the Division Dvision of Publications Publicationsot Publcations Publcationsgot Publicationsgot
got ot married If I her husband was as able Ible Ibleto ableto j jo
to o support slpport her she ought to have re reigned reo reoslgncd resigned ¬
signed her position This she did not notlo notdo notdo
do lo but held hell on to her job like lke grim grimloath grimdeath grimdeath
death to a dead coon In the course ooure of ofvents otevcnts ofevents
vents tho signs sigs of approaching ma maernity materiy maternlty
ernity teriy were plainly visible Instead Insteadif Insteadof Insteadof
of if her resignation roslgnnton being called caled for she slQ shewas j jras I Iwns
was ras given a ticket of leave Recently Recenty Recentlyshe j jhe
tcket t tsho
V Vsense
she he returned to her desk after afer at n at al l lense
sense ense of six or eight months on full ful fullpay j jiay
par iay This is a new departure and SUB SUBosts lugosts augcosts
costs osts the query Is this a branch of ofAnimal ofAnhnal
Animal Industry IndustryIf IndustryI j
If I Secretary Wilson Wison has opened a 1 ma maernity ma G
ernity terly or lylngIn hospital for the ben benfit b benefit D Deft
eft efit fit of married females In the Depart Departlent Drpart Drpartment Departmeat
meat lent tho public baa 1M a I right to knew 1nCWi 1nCWiiA kneeIts J Jts
iA Its ts location locaton locatonTeU r 11 11Tell I ITell
Tell us A all about it Mr Secretary Secreary SecrearyX SecretaryX 1 1X
X Y YCsll i iCull 1 1e1
Cull e1 for or Carolina Caoln Brlghtntliey Irlght they lre arr rn pure pureudoillil pred
udoillil d mid mild mildI i

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