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A Patent Medicine Concern In Indorsed Indorsed
dorsed by High Officials OfficialsJOURNAL Officialsr OfficialsJOURNAL r
Treasurer of the ConcernTile Dfed Dfedicine Ied Iediclne
iclne Sellln Selling by W Which lch Lady Agents AgentsIi Aent AentHave
Have Ii wo Made fortunes Accordlnato Accordlnatothe According to tothe
the Confidential OIrcuhtrs Sent Out Outcures Outcures
cures All Syphilitic Diseases and Jmdis andIs
is Natura Naturesllealtb health Restorer UestorerHow Restorera RestorerHow
How to become succe8ful and made Independent madependent
pendent Is the latest scheme Government Governmentemployes Governmentemployee
employee have engaged in One would wouldthink wouldthink
think that a Government clerk is not the thehighest 1 1hillhest
highest exam example tile of the motto in question questionNevertheless I INevertheless
Nevertheless the East is being flooded with withtons withtons
tons of printed matter by a firm at 339 and
341 Pennsylvania avenue otherwise known knownas knownas
as the Bowery where rents are cheap and audten andten
ten cent centlunch lunch rooms and five cent barber barber1i barbers
s Toys 1i ps flourish like a young bay tree treeThe treeThe
The firm describes itself 8S M A Winter WinterCo WinterCo
Co and all it its correspondence is markedprivate marked markedprivate
private or confidential It is a patent med medicine medicine
icine concern is this firm of rr A Winter WinterCo WinterCo
Co CoHere Here Is the opening 1 paragraph > of sixteen sixteenmore sixteenmore
more which follows all built alike with withmansafd withmansard
mansard roofs and basement accompanl accompaniments I Iments
ments It Is addrel addressed ed to a friend of ours oursin oursin
in Massachusetts who bas kindly mailed it itto itto
to the GLODB GLODBYour GLonsYour
Your name bas been banded to us by a aasiness I Iasiness
asiness concern with wbom you have been beencorresponding beencorresponding
corresponding as s a good part party to take up upour opour
our work in your section The company companyspeak companyspeak
speak In the highest terms of your ability abilityas
as an agent therefore we we are very anxious anxiousthat anxiousthat
that you should work for us usIn usIn
In an accompanying confidential Infor Information infororation
oration which is copyrighted by M A AVinter AWinter
Winter the explanation is given how one onecan
can < 011 become successful and independent by byselling byselling
selling Natures Health Restorer to the thepeople thepeople
people of voursectio yoursectioAnd voursectioAnd
And to cinch the selected viet agent agentthe agentthe
the following private and onftdential eonfdentialdocument onftdentialdocl1ment
document with a bi big black headli headline OarResponsibilily or orRef
Responsibilily Ref osibtltly is enclosed eudoledWe enclosedWe
We reepe fell t tlly IY direclJltt direc the attention ofthe of ofthe
the ot1lrMt aflteMf fUftd t b ltt 1teUalUltr 1teUalUltrStarts ltelfaittiitystarts
Starts out by declaring set Ask A k the party partyto Pfirtyto
to whom you may write if in lila opinion opinionit
it will be safe for you to intrust business bUlinesBwith businesswith
with or to send money to this company companyTell companyTell
Tell him that Ca1t Thos H McKee 1IIcKeeJournal McKeeJournal
Journal Clerk United States House of Rep Representatives Representatives
resentatives is treasurer of this company companyand companyand
and has charge of its financial affairs affairsThe affairsThe
The members of Congress and depart department department
ment officials given as reference would fill filla filla
a couple of columns of the GLOBS Hereare Here Hereare
are a few selectionsHon selections selectionsHon
Hon Alexander McDowell Clerk House Houseof Houseof
of Representatives Washington D C and andSbaron andSharon
Sharon PaHon Pa PaHon
Hon Binller Herman Commissioner of ofthe ofthe
the General Land and Office Washington D C CHon CHon
Hon Daniel 11 Ransdell Sergeant Sergeantat SergeantatArms at atArms
Arms United States Senate Washington WashingtonDt WashingtonI
I Dt D C
DtHon CHon Hon W H Michael Chief Clerk StateDepartment State StateDepartment
Department Washington D C CHon CHon
Hon J K Jones United States Senato SenatoWashington Senator SenatorWashington
Washington Ark ArkHon ArkHon
Hon B D Hawley Uember of Congress CongresaGalveston CongressGalveston
Galveston Tex TexJIon Texlion
lion J C Burrows United States Sena Senator Senator
tor Kalamazoo KalamllZoo MichHon Mich MichHon
Hon S M Cullom United States Senator Sena Senator
tor Springfield Ill IllHon IllHon
Hon Joseph G CaQnon Member of Con Congress Congrew
grew Danville Ill IllHQn IllHoa
HQn Jesse Overstreet Mem Member r of Con Congress Congress
gress Indianapolil IndHon Ind IndHon
Hon Charles Landis andi Member of Con ConreS8 Congress
gress reS8 Delphi Ind IndHon IndHon
Hon J A T Hull Member of Congress CongreS9Des CongressDes
Des Moines IowaHon Iowa IowaHon
Hon Charles Dick Member of Congress CongressAkron CongressAkron
Akron Ohio OhioHon OhioHon
Hon Melville Dull Member of Congress CongressJliddletown CongressMiddletown
Jliddletown R I IWe IWe
We miss from the list of lndorlers Iron IronIIarcus HonMarcus
Marcus A Hanna and the Hon H Clay ClayEvans ClayEvans
Evans consul general to London but theywill they theywill
will no doubt be corralled iu time to in indorse indorse
dorse Natures Health Restorer of which whichJournal whichJournal
Journal Clerk McKee is treasurer Theconfidential The Theconfidential
confidential letter pf the lII A Winter Winterfirm Winterfirm
firm is also sent to ladles indeed the clr efrcular clrcular
cular says Ladles can succeed at this thiswork thiswork
work as well 88 men and thus become In Independent independent
dependent Some lady agents have made madefortunes madefortunes
fortunes and all of them who wo1 work are aresucceediulr aresucceeding
succeeding grandly InandlyNow grandlyNow
Now mark what this Nature Health Restorer Re Restorer
storer will do and which lady agents are In Instructed Instrutted
strutted to Maim lalm for it to the farmers andmechautes and andmechanics
mechanics to whom the they are to sell 11 the thestuff theetuff
stuff Here are the diseases and Imagine a alady alady
lady agent expatiating on them Kidney Kidneydisorders Kidneydisorders
disorders liver complaint constipation constipationfemale constipationfemale
female complaints all syphilitic diseases diHtseletc diseasesetc
etc etcHere Here we pause to remark that the Sundowner Sun Sundowner
downer In the departments now embraces embracesevery embracesevery
every brancl1 of human industry We had hadthought hadthought
thought that the patent medicine business businesj1might businessmight
might escape their voracity but it seemS seemSnot seemsnot
not Journal Clerk McKee as treasurer of ofI ofthe
the firm has certainly utilized his position positionto
I to some advantage In the distinguished list listof listof
of indorers of Natures Health Restorer Restorerwhich RestorerI
I which cures all syphilitic des deeeaees ease and andin andj
j in the selling of which souse I lady agents aientshave agentshave
have made fortunes fortunes1he fortunesThe
The GLOB Gtoas is left to surmise who some somethese someA
A these lady agents are and in that sur surmise surmice
mice wonderslCthevembrace wondersifthevembracesuperannuated wondersifthevembracesuperannuatedor superannuated superannuatedor
or discharged department clerks No doubt doubtMr doubtMr
Mr McKee could shed some tight on this thissubject thissubject
subject It is prepOltelbus t to suppose fora for fora
a moment that tile female government Itovernmentclerk governmentclerk
clerk actively employed In the depart departmenta departmenu
menu would imitate her male fellow clerkand clerk clerkand
and go 1to tgto the Sundowner business thus thustakln thustaking
takln taking the bread out of the mouths of the theladies thet
t ladies selling the great medicine to farmers farmersaud farmersand
and mechanics and which cures etc etc
n the Postmaster Generals GeneralsDepartment GeneralsDepartment
Department Dominant DominantOW Dominant10W
By Archbishop IlClaUtHwery We Weman Vo I Iman
man Promoted a Catholic With a aSingle s sSingleExceptlon
Single SingleExceptlon Exception and N Not > t a Solitary SolitaryVeteran SoltaryVoteran
Veteran Soldier on the Lists or the theFavored the theFavored
Favored OlerksJrhc Presidents PreshlentsV PresidentsVeteran
V Veteran teran Preference Order Contemp Contemptuously Oontemptuously
tuously Ignored IllnoredAujtust IgnoredAugust
August W WMaclien Machen Chief of the Rural Ruralree I IPree
Pree ree Delivery De Departmentof artmentof the P08toffice Postotficemas I Ita
ta mas again fallen on his feet Mr Machen Machents
ts a the luckiest sub subofficlal odicial drawing salary salaryunder salaryruder
under the present administration Origi Original1ya Origirally
nal1ya rally a Democratic appointee be has held heldra
011 ra through Republican administrations and andhas andras
has ras weathered every gale Even when whenforced whencreed
forced to place lace his resignation In the hands handsof handsrf
of rf the Postmaster General Abner McKincy McKin McKinley
ley cy came to his rescue and saved him Re Recently Reently
cently tIle GLOD bad him going again in infact inact
fact act he was on the toboggan sliding grace gracefully graceully
fully but surely out of office wh when n no less a apersonaie asersonage
personaie than Archbishop Ireland canine calueto canineo
to o his assistance and to today day lIlr l Machen Machenmolds chen chenholds
holds bis head high and steps out with hisheat his hiscllest
heat expanded whereas previous to the thevisit theisit
visit isit of the Archbishop to First Assistant AlWlistautPostmasterWvnne Assistantostmaaterwynne
PostmasterWvnne Mr lIachen was crawl crawlingarouad crawlngaround
ingarouad with drooping head and down downcast downast
cast ast looks looksThe looksThe
The SIar s r briefly noticed that Archbishop ArchbishopIreland Archbishopreland
Ireland vas closhed for an hour with Mr MrWynne MrVynne
Wynne and the GLOBE ever on the alert alertimmediately alertmmedately
immediately surmised a portion at least leastof leastf
of f that prelates bu business lness with Mr WynneVe Wynne WynneWe
We Ve soon ascertained that our surnlse surmise was WBilcorrect wasorrect
correct Mr Wynne is a CntlloJlc Catlioic so is his hiscllef hisirjef
cllef irjef ink M Hawley who was ap appointed apelated
pointed elated to that position the present week weekas weeka
as a we predicted he would be when his pre predecesor preeceesor
decesor eceesor Mr rrrarsten was assigned tu the thepneumat1 theueumatfe
pneumat1 ueumatfe tube investigation CatholicsIke Catholics CatholicsUke
Uke Ike Ir rIachen always use church in infiuen inluence
fiuen luence for aU it is worth A As a rule the theaverace theverage
averace Catholic I Ii tat manly and self selfeiant lelfreliaat
reliaat a as well ails toy respectful to the thebleraidlyMc1 theiieruehxatd
bleraidlyMc1 elev ter y of C his eharchtasw eharchtaswhem cbllrchta cbllrchtathm
thm hem in furtbeeeaeeof lurtbennce of hie hi political fortunes fortunsNot fortuneslot
Not lot so the Machen type of Catholic The TheChurcb Thehurch
Churcb hurch to their theirpoint point of view il8ervlng one oneof onef
of f Its most important functions when its itsbishops itsishops
bishops and priests are rooting to keep keepsuch keepuch
such uch chaps in office or securing higher pro promotions pronotions
motions for them themAugust themAugust
August W 1IIacben is therefore solid for forthe forIle
the Ile present We early predicted that thatRichard thattichard
Richard Kereins who whoms Is the bosom friend friendof friendf
of f Mr Payne would dominAte matters in inthe Inhe
the he Postoffice Post offce Department Mr Kereins Kereinsis
is s a Catholic and the intimate friend of ofArchbishop ofrchbishop
Archbishop Ireland Mr Kerelns is also a afriend ariend
friend of DIr Machens This settles It Insmuch In Inasmucb
asmucb as Mr Wynne and his chief cleric clerici1r clerkre
i1r re Catholics so nOw our old friend friendAugust friendugust
August ugust can wear the cloak of his religion to toserve toerve
serve erve the fevil and run the Rural Freeleltvery Free FreeDelivery
Delivery to suit hi his own sweet will willWe willWe
We are aware that there is not a news newspaper newsaper
paper aper in Washington dare make this plain plainexpose plainxpose
expose Dut Butthe the GLODE GLonsfears fears nobody and andwill andrill
will rill keep on publishing the truth regard regardless regards
less s of hether the slaves in the departrents depart departmentA
rents In whose interests It Is published publishedgives publishedIves
gives Ives us their support or even purchase a acopv aopy
copv opy of the paper paperThe paperThe
The promotions now going on in the thePostoffice theoetoffice
Postoffice Department are the rankest ex exhlbltion cxdbitfon
hlbltion of favoritism which has so far been beenbrought beennought
brought to our attention Not a single singleUnion singleTalon
Union Veteran has so far been among the thenumerous theumerous
numerous lists of the promoted In the theseventyslxpromotions theeventysix
seventyslxpromotions eventysix ° promotions on Tuesday tue dav there therewas thereras
was ras not a single veterans name This is in intbe inlie
tbe lie nature of overwhelming evidence to toour tour
our ur comrades that the GLOBE fittingly char characterized charcterized
acterized the presidential order of veteran veteranpreterence veteranreference
preterence reference as buncombe Every chief and andappointment andppointment
appointment clerk knows It Is buncombe buncombead bunc9mbeBad
Bad ad ignores It There are clerks too inhe in inthe
the he Postoffice Dep Department rtment who served scrvedthrough servedhrough
through the Civil War and who because of ofspecial ofpedal
special and superior abilities such as pen penmanship pentanship
manship are requested and perform assign assignments assigntesta
ments no other employes male or female femaleare femalere
are re capable of performing Yeswe can cangive canlye
give lye their names to the Pre President ident or the theCivil theivil
Civil ivil Service Commissionerst CommissionerstThese Commissioners CommissionersThese
These veterans are ignored They are areunable arenabie
unable nabie to secure the influence of an archisbop arch archbishop
bishop Others who can are promoted over overtbeir overheir
tbeir heir heads although unable to perform performthe performtie
the tie tasks assigned the veterans veteransZtr veteransMr
Ztr President the GLOBS makes the de deliberate deberate
liberate statement that It can name and pro proI proace
I duee ace more veterans of the Civil War em employed emloped
loped in the Potoffice Department who whoperform whoerform
perform erform clerical work of a character that no noother notier
other tier or nontoldier clerk are qualified to toexecute torecnte
execute andyet theM veterans can secure secureo Hcureno
no o promotion and their less qualified fel fellow feliw
low iw clerks male and female are promoted promotedover promotedver
over ver their heads This III bow your veteran veteranpreferenee veteranreference
preferenee reference order ie beh being observed We Westand Weand
stand and ready to furnish the names And Andfurthermore Andathermore
furthermore we can establish that In a list listof listf
of f promotions recently made In the PostBceDepartmeut Post Postoffice
office BceDepartmeut Department of women clerks every everyclerk everyerk
clerk erk promoted with a IIlnllle exception was wasa wasCatholic
a Catholic this was not an accident accidentThe aecldentThe
The editor of the GLOSJI cannot be ae aeCUle4 actsed
CUle4 tsed of bigotry or sectarian prejudice In Inexposing inposing
exposing posing or publishing tills favoritism favoritismNeither favoritismeither
Neither either race nor religion has ever been beenable beenle
able le to blind us to injustice intolerance IntoJeranHbillotry intolerancegltry
billotry gltry or favoritism when exercised for or oragdu ortafaet
agdu tafaet t usThe us usThe
The President Qf course can know noth nothing nothig
ing ig of these matters but that the veteran is isbelug Isshag
belug shag discriminated against in the matter of ofprolnotions ofrotnotions
prolnotions rotnotions in the departments is known to toaIt tot
aIt t men iPcludhlgtbe President who issued issuedm I Ian
an m executive order In their behalf which is isignored ispored
ignored ignoredI pored poredSenttor
Senttor Hoar hit the administration a ahard aand
II hard and blow In his Philippine speech speechI
I i
A f Cast of Total Depravity it itYoung in inYoung
Young and Handsome Girls GirlsPADDLED GirlsPADDLED
On n Their Naked Bodies Four Years YearsAgo YearAgo
Ago on Congress HeIJthtsArrc HeightsArrcatei HeightsArrcateiIn ted tedIn
In a House of Prostitution the Fran FranWeek ast astVcckTbe
Week VcckTbe The Elder Fined But the theYounKer tht thtYounger
YounKer Goes to the Good ahop ahopherd hep hepherd
herd Until of Legal Ae AeThe AgeThe
The Steam sisters whose mother is an anemploye ai aimploye
employe bf the man bar repair shop are areawful ar arawful
awful examoles of the depravity of a cer certaln cerairs
airs class of young Iflrls in this city wh01 wh01bavlng who whoSaving
Saving homes and worthy parents feet tlllt1llprofligate feetrrofifgate
profligate live lives The older of the sisters 18 18but L Lrut
but rut seventeen years M are and hu been beenmarried baeinarried
married the younger under sixteen One Onemorning On Onnorniug
morning the past week both these sister sistervere Iterswere
were taken out of a house of prostitution prostitutionwith prostitutlorvith
with two male companions Since almosl almoslchildhood almoshildtiood
childhood they have been depraved Officer OfficerOwens Otficewens
Owens wens tome four years 110 ago arre arrested ted them themin thenn
in n a state of nudity 011 Congress Height lIeightsunder Heightmder
under the trees with a couple of male com cornanions companlons
panlons anions He arrested the men and after afterpaddling afte aftesaddling
paddling the two girls so that they took tooktheir toolheir
their meals standing up for B week he put putthem pu puhem
them ort the street car and took them lion liono llome llometo
to o their mother to whom the worthy officexplnined officer officerexpl
expl xplnined lned matters She did not appear appearhowever appeariowever
however iowever to appreciate time officers kmdnestad kmdne88 kmdne88and
and there the matter ended for the time be being bereg
ing reg The sisters since that period hays bavebeen haysTeen
been Teen in several minor scrapes the married marriedsister marrietinter
sister inter having havitltbeen been previously arrested laud laudplaced am amlaced
placed laced under bonds Why the men who whoere winyore
yore ere found in their company were not ar arrested arested
rested and fined is due to the face that It Is Isthe i ihe
the he practice in Washington to turn tlte tltemale thi thiuale
male offender loose and soak the female fall1aleIn femalen
In n police court Mrs Geddes for that is tut tutader tbe tbeelder
elder sisters married nam name was fined 40 40and qi qind
and nd returned to the House of Detention Detentionuntil Detentionuntil
until the fine i is paid paidor or in default sixty Ixty da dahI dar darn
hI n the workhouse Fanny Stearns tbe tbeyoullifer thi thirouager
youllifer sister was committed to the board boardof heartif
of if children guardian and the board decided decidedto
to 0 commit her to the House of the Ooot Oootlhat4bsfd 0004 00041011u
1011u lhat4bsfd t tm typtii e 1a of legal ages agesHits
rhi Hits sthese these two young street wa walkers ken are aredispOled aniieposed
dispOled of one for a period of years but butthe bu buhe
the he older one and the more guilty sinner of oftbe o oIse
tbe Ise two will again be on deck and on lIer lIerbeat he heteat
beat teat in a few days daysThe daysThe
The sbameleHnes and depravity of tbe tbeStearn tutitearn
Stearn sisters is a sad commentary on our owcoasted i iboasted
boasted civilization both girls being no nooriously
toriously depraved and holding promls promlscous promisous
cous ous relations with the vilest of men o oU of ofall
all U classes and it is alleged by the the police pollee9f policef
9f f alt colors since their tender years They Tbereare Theyre
are re many similar cases known to the nu nuthorities anhorities
thorities and some radical measures It Itwould i irould
would seem to the GLOBE ought to be en enforced enorced
forced at lea least t against their street walkingfter walking wnlklngafter
after fter certain hours at night nightThe nightThe
The Stearn sisters are noted for theirgures their tbeirfigures
figures gures and their theirbeauty beauty both bothof of which they theyhave theyave
have ave prostituted from the time they were werelittle wereIttle
little Ittle girls until their arrest Tuesday morn mornitlg mornrig
itlg rig last Itis It is a singular circumstance andne and andone
that these deraved de depraved
one ne worthy of passing note
praved raved girls ir1s belong to a race which fur furnlsbes furishea
nlsbes ishea few if any of Its female members membersto
to o houses of prostitution prostitutionTtlE prostitutionTUE
Unveiling of the Statue to the Count CountDo CountDo
Do Roobambeau the Frrend or orWashington orWashington
Washington and Ills Coin Oomrade Coinrade
rade In Arms ArmsAt ArmsAt
At I ii I oclock elock yesterday the Countess de deRocbambeau di ditoehambeau
Rocbambeau pulled the chord which un unveiled unriled
veiled the statue of the friend of Washing Washington Washingon
ton on and the gallant champion of the AU1eri AU1erican Amerian
can an colonies the Count de RocItambeau It Itwal It Itas
wal as 1 a brilliant assemblage which witnessed witnessedhe tneased tneasedthe
the he ceremonies the representatives of ofFrance of oftrance
France being conspicuous for their high 11lghoffices highfrees
offices frees and honorable names The public publicmassed publicpassed
massed itself In Lafayette square and left leftno lefto
no o standing room for late comers The un uooiling unvetling
oiling wM was a happp and fitting climax to tothe tobe
the be conception execution and conclusion of ofth of ofhe
th he project The dally papers contained contaiaedexbaustive containedxhauetive
exbaustive accounts of the pr prt Uminlry Uminlryceremotllu liminaryeremouiss
ceremotllu and have covered the euti entire entireround e eground
ground round of the unveiUngin R manl1er highlyredltable highly hlgblycreditable
creditable to American journalism journalismSenator journalismSenator
Senator Hoar cannot be read out of the UleRepublican theepublfcan
Republican party while lIaua Musatlbusetts buItta t Is in intbe inIC
tbe IC Union UnionBaroa UnionBaron
Baron Von Steuben was a Prussian noble nobleman nobleten
man ten a abject of Williams crown If the theKalHr theaiser
KalHr aiser wants to give 8 us a sRatpa p why not 110tVoa noton
Voa on Stebens the gallant chivalrous eel eelier 101dier
dier ier who fought for American Inde1en Inde1endenee Indepeneneet
denee deneeLet eneet eneetLet
Let UI have Oliver Cromwells statue statueext 8tatuenext
next ext He at least wu tot a king ollly a ahell ahell
hell roaring Jake Smith Besides he had IladI
no o sister ister Amelia towell Voltaire will tell tellyou tellDu
you Du
The RocHmbeau ceremonl unites the tlurepublica thepublics
republica publics of America and lraac Fraaci in closer cl08ertie closeree
tie ee of amlt amity and fraternal frie friendship dahlp The ThepUant Theallant
pUant allant Frenchman who rode boot to boot bootith
I with ith Waahil1gwu well d4Hrve5utatuea daservee aetatus aud audis d dI
hi is CCMtntry the gratitude of the nati nation l1 he hehelped healped
I helped alped to create createI createCongress
I COlIgre Congress should immediately hlt8rllt in inI inme
I the me construction of the brick 1Jultd i1 snow snowring r 10w 10wI
golng ring on at St BUaabeth the t hntl1t hntl1tors b tnet tnetrs
I ors rs are 11 firm firmof of builders frolU Wtt flpf tfJtf1n tfJtf1nI gggn gggnel
Del el The government pays the sdlaiy 1ot of a aInspector aispeetor
I Inspector ispeetor employed by the firm firm
The Wilmington Contractors ContractorsDoing ContractorDoing
Doing Snide BrickLaying BrickLayingJOHN BrickLayingJOHN
And the Hon Sidney nludds Retort RetortFourteen RetortFourteen
Fourteen lUllllon Brick Boln Bolnumped Belni BelniPumped
Pumped umped In Without lUortarThe lUortarTheasem MortarThuBasementsLald
BasementsLald asem ntl1Lald In Frost and Blobardson Rich Richardson
ardson Knows IIOW8 ItTl1a Governlnent GovernlnentBelug GoverncnenBeing
Being Robbed Robbedlriday BobbedXriday
lriday last 11r John C Barrows the wen wenknown wellknown
known bricklayer of Rosecroft Maryland Marytl1d14ld Marylandlaid
laid down his tools and quit the job Here Hereie Her Heris
ie what he states as tile cause CQuseI
I clUed to see the OLoatm GLO t1lat Conjfre Congresmay Conjfremay
may be informed of the snide work bent bela110ne bentdone
done on the buildings at St Blieabeth Blieabethhave Ubet1l I Ibne
have quit tb the job because I could not aam aamwould aud audould
would ould Dot continue to aid in such a fraud fraudupon faut fautupon
upon the government governmentWl1at governmentWhat
What iR the nature of tile fraud Mr Batrows Bar Barrows
rows rowsWen Wen the bricks are beln being dumped In InIlul it itcud
cud not laid solid You understand ill lay laying laying
ing brick both the ends must have mortaas mortar mortaras
as well as the bed upon which It il laid laidThen laidThen
Then the brick Is laid in solid The wa wathey way waytllY
they are being laid In by tile contractors Is IsIhllply I Isimply
simply outrageous They are thrown and andkicked ant antkicked
kicked in all we call it and a little mud mudtluown mum mumthrown
thrown over them I have just come from froman Iron Ironan
an an interview with Representative Sldue Slduehhlyifd Sidney Sidney1It1ldd
1It1ldd to whom I reported that the govern governmll1t governmart
mart was aA being robbed and what do yet yettliflik you yout11illk
t11illk lIe saidPie said saidItrbe
Itrbe Pie GLOUB thinks be told you that he hewo hi hiwa
wo Id introduce a reao1t resolution lon to indorse the theou the theou
ou ge geWellpretty
Wellpretty llpretty close gUelll He said Go GoI G Gawn t
I awn y 1 cant bother with your fight in int1i it ittgis
t1i tgis tattor utetterI > >
1 told him It was no nofght tlgbt of mine mineIqui mineIquibecmae I quit quitbe
be becmae I would not be a party to such rob robberyf robberg
beryf berg of the government overnment Be only reiteratedhis reiterated reiteratedh
h his Go away dont bother meBarrows me meBarrows
Barrows will testify to these factsbsioN facts factsa
bsioN a congressional Invelt investigating tiag com conairI comI
I p irI want you to publish IUY semi semiM
M 1 r4reeaopsrttutha nfllllldler fact tbtt thaLtka thaLtkabasements e ebatement
basements of these buildings were laid ht htthe Is Isthe
the frost last winter and nd every bncklayer bncklayerknow brcklayemknows
know what that means You see by shovel Ihoveling shoveling
ing In the bricks without mortartbat Is Issnide ii iiaside
snide layinrthe men can lay three tilDes tilDesthe timeshe
the he amount of bricks that could be put in insolid it itmolid
solid You therefore can understand thmmap the thesnap
snap the contractors are are having and therocs the thegross
gross rocs amid outrageous manner in which theovernment the thegovernment
government overnment Is being robbed robbedDoes robbedDoes
Does Superintendent Richardson know knowthis knowlist
this list
Ricba R i c h a rdsonwby r d s o nwlry 1 just as soon soonkick soottick
kick to the contractors He is in with their t1emand theirand
and knows whats going on too tooAnd tooAnd
And Mr Barrows left us his name and andaddress andaddress
address to be subprened In case of libel tlbelsuit libelsuit
suit or an Investigation InvestigationNow investigationNow
Now the question is what is Congress go goin gong
in ng to do about it Mr Mudd has about aboutfour aboutour
four our thousand Marylanders scattered around aroundthe aroundhe
the he departments and hence his dlslnclina disinclinaton dlslnclinatlon
tlon ton to do other peoples fighting or save savethe savehe
the he government from being robbed robbedAn robbedAn
An employe of the St Elizabeth Hospital HOIpitalfor Hospitalor
for or the Insane following out the tendency tendencyof
of if the times hs organized a trust on the theale therate
ale of newspapers to the patients endrffieiale end Bndofficials
officials This employe is tile watchman watchmanof
of of the institution and by an arrangement arranRewentwith arrangementcith
with Superintendent Richardson he controls controlsthe controlshe
the he sales of aU newspapers at St Elizabethsixcept Elizabeths Elizabethsexcept
except the SUNDAY GLOBE The GLOIIB is isnot isrot
not in the trust operated by this employe employeIn
In n fact it is barred by the chesty Richardson Richardsonbecaulle Richardsoncause
becaulle cause it will not fulsomely lie and inform mformthe informhe
the he world what a great insanity expert he heis hes
is s nt Nevertheless there are moreopies more morecopies
copies of the GLOBE sold in Anacostia and andthe andhe
the he vicinity of St Elizabeths than any other othernewspaper
newspaper published in Washington And Andsome Andome
some of the purchasers are Inmates of the tbeInstitution thenstitution
Institution Not only do they read and andratronize
patronize the GLOBS but th they y furnish us all alllie
the lie information about the manage management me lit of ofit
St it Elizabeths published in these columns columnsdespite columnslespite
despite the censorship and spy system ea eatabllshed ccablhhed
tabllshed by Dr Richardson RlehardsonIt
It is in keeping with that experts ex exalted exsited
sited ideals to issue a ukase against theroor the tbepoor
poor roor little black and white newsboys in infavor inavor
favor avor of hits watchmans monopoly Time Tbethufty Timehefty
hefty superintendent who entertains entertainsfrienl11 entertainsriends
frienl11 and relatives by the score nt the tbeinstitution thenstitution
institution beheld with a jaundiced eye eyeI eyehe
I the he proftta of th tub newsboys who lld al alwaye alvays
waye heretofore been admitted to the tbegroundl therounds
groundl rounds to sell 11 their paper and he eott couluded eottclude1
clude1 it WU A waite of too much asylum aiylumI asylumhoney
I money to permit these profits to go 0 into the thepoeketl thesockets
poeketl sockets of the ragged little urchins on the theoutllde theutside
outllde Ills Hi welt fed watchman who Ii Iipaid islaid
paid laid by the Government to attend to the thtdutiel theuties
dutiel uties for which the position war created createdspends createdpends
spends his time peddlilll newspapers newspaperstrough newlpapersthrough
through the grounds and buildings instead luteadof
of f attending to the duties for whle whlestated which as astated
stated he is paid by the public and Ud Udimported this thisimported
imported insanity expert from Ohio not notonly notmy
only my permits this to go on buttes aeMUy aeMUycreated actusilyreated
created a monopoly for l1i his underlhlll by byexcluding byxcluding
excluding the little newsboys whO depend dCMadon dependa
on a their sales for the money to purcl1 purchase purchaseheir se setheir
their heir dinners dinnersWhettier dinnersWhether
Whether tle tjie watchman at St Ellmtbeths Ellmtbethsrho I111J8 eths ethswho
who rho enjoys the monopoly of the sid sales of ofnewspapers ofewepapers
newspapers kee keeps all or only a pqrtlln of ofthe ofhe
the he profita we are unable to states state but thathe that thatthe
the he rake aft or tile divy i8 not too llmall to tobe toe
be e beyond the desire of an official who de deprives derives
prives rives little n newsboys b01s of the chance of makag mak making
ing ag a few pennies profit on their sales we wefeel weset
feel set al assured urcd Where there is al1 official officialsenH officialense
senH ense of honor absent in using government governmentproperty governmentroperty
property roperty for the fte entertainmentand entertainment and lodgings lodgingsof
of f guests and wedding parties it Is tout a anatural aatunt
natural atunt step to gobble all in sight even evenI evenhe
the he little newsboys profits on n the sales of ofI oflewspapera ofewspapert
I lewspapera
Great Scheme to Abolish the theGovernment th thGovernment
Government Printing Office OfficeFARMING OfficeFARMING
One Hundred Thousand Dollars DotlartWorth DollarsWorth
Worth of Print Printing In For Rat Offices OfficesTbrouJtbout OfficeThroughout
Throughout the CountrylUlkey Is IsAs I IAs
As Actlye As Mount Pelee nUl nUlQuito amQuito
Quito As Destructive to tub Publlo PublloService PublbService
Service ServiceOllr ServiceOar
Oar other old ol friend Mlkey Louis is as asactive a aactive
active 111 ever in running things to net hint bltueU hintself
self eU shekels and glory The glory par parMike part partIlte
Mike Ilte is Dot so particular about but the theshekels th thshekels
shekels he wiU have by hook or by crookAll crook crookAll
All of coarse in a perfectly official legit1 legit1uaate legitimatte
matte way Ahem Mikes latest enter enterprise enterprise
prise il lP abolish the Government PriatiplOcoee PrilltipK PrilltipKOlllce
Olllce or at least drive the entering wedgwhich wedge wedgewhich
which will reduce that Invaluable adjul1ct adjul1ctof adjuacof
of the government to i1WCHDflS dissilNd dissilNdIu dirsllnddIn
Iu other welds w rdl Whey Louis Chief of tne tneSupply to toSupply
Supply Division has manipulated things in inluch i isuch
such shape that about 100000 worth of ofprlatlnr e eprinting
printing will be scattered all over the coup country couptry
try but the payment for such printing will willbe wit witbe
be made through 1ttikeJs department and andif ani aniif
if there is any of roUkeys former fellow fellowemployes fello felloemployes
employes working orklng at the Goernment Goernmentpilllting GovernmenPrinting
pilllting Office they will Instantly under underatand understand
stand what this means to lIUkey lIUkeyIt
It is I rather ungrateful in Miky Louie Louietoo Loulatoo
too to deprive the Government Printing PrintingOffice PrintiniOffice
Office of this work It was In that building buildingMlkey buildiniMikey
Mlkey got his first taste of Government Governmentpap Goverumenpap
pap For years he worked there and ac acquired acaired
aired what little knowledge he has of the theBuglish th thIinghish
Buglish language Mikey Mik y1nows knows that the thewages th thwages
wages paid the printers In the G P O are arebaHd ar arbased
based on the union scale and ar are gene generoUlly geneausly
oUlly renumerative for the labor performed perfomedH
H lie also know that In the rat offices through throughout throughout
out the he countIYhe country he can have the printini printinilone printi g gdone
done at rat printing prices But walt waltUkey waitidikey
Ukey will lave the Government nothing nothingunder nothiniunder
under this bead When the bills come in in1IUkey h hblikey
1IUkey will dee to that Here i is a comma communicatiou commaaiation
nicatiou from Milteye coultltuency which whichexplain whiclexplains
explain matters besides the printing prlntiagThe printingThe
The correalTldeat eye eyeThe 1 1the
the aue 1 land ud of Mike Mikey il again seen ill illthe is isbe
the be letting of t1 the contacts for supplies III IIImore is isstore
more way than one OUIIn oneIn
In the first place he worked the scheme schemeto schemao
to o let them for four years where be thought thoughtbelt thoughtest
belt test then went to work workand and wrote letters te tehe to tothe
the he committee on awards praising the pets petsand petsmud
and back canpllljt those he could not work workto worko
to o his liking Now It is to be seen whether whetherthe whetherhe
the he committee will be hoodwinked by his hiskin lti ltiskin
kin game gameAnother gameAnotherof
Anotherof Another of his finegamesisto line games is to take takeabou takeaboustooooo about
stooooo 00000 worth of work from the Govern Government Governnent
ment Printing Office a adlstribute distribute it about aboutthe abouthe
the he country which of c3Lrse t1rse means grist to tosomebodys tc tciomebodys
somebodys mill If all the department departmentfollow departmentollow
follow this plan there will soon be no ueedif ueed ueedof
of if a Government Printing Office and many manyof manyif
of if the employes would have to find work workelsewhere workleewhere
elsewhere elsewhereOne leewhereOne
One very noticeable feature of this years yearsbidders year yearridders
bidders was the absence of most of the old oldeliable old oldreliable
reliable honest dealers Men who always alwaysgave alwayrive
gave the government what their contracts contractsI conlracuailed
caned for and paid their employes good goodwages good goodrages
I wages A young man clerk ia Mlkeys king kingdom kingloin
dom remarked that he had a friend friendwho friendvho
who had a very nice typewriter ribbon ribbonthat ribbonhat
that hat he would like to have tried but butbe butme
be me was Immediately given to understand undustandthat understandhat
that hat he had better keep mum or he would wouldget woalclet
get let something worse than the water cureor cure curefor
for or he was treadin treading on one of 1oIikeys per perquislte pertuisites
quislte We could fill t1 page of the GLoasvith GLOBS GLOBSwith
with things of tbi this kind but it is useless uselessand uselessnd
and nd we will again ask how Ion long Is this gov government govrnment
ernment to be humbuged by men like this thiswho thhvim
who never bad any business training only onlyas onlys
as s schemers and know no more about timeseeds time tbeneeds
needs of the postal service than a hog and Bndstill andtill
still till set themselves up as the great I I ants ants3y aUIsBy
By 3y the way we would like to Inquire has haslIIIkey hamdikey
lIIIkey landed tbeDusch the Busch building yetThe yet yetThe
The PostmasterGeneral has beep adver advertising advenicing
icing for the space required which is an In Indlcatlon inNation
Nation that the LouisDrown Louis Brown scheme of ofleasing o1 o1easing
leasing renting or purchasing the unsuIt unsuItable unsultble
able ble Busch building has fallen through throughMeanwhile throughrfeanwhile
Meanwhile the Gloss Is waiting and watobillg watch watchag
illg ag for the announcements of them there thereawaidi therewatee
awaidi watee The Government Printin Printing Office Officeemployes Officemployes
employes will we hope gin Mikeyseiieme lUteys lUteyssclleme
sclleme of farming out the printing some someclose some somelose
close lose attention This should be nipped in inthe inlie
the lie bud b at once onceMasten nce nceMasten
Masten Down and Out OutExChlef OutExChief
ExChlef Clerk Mutes has beeti been given giventit givena
tit a obscure desk In the Second Assistant AsltantPoetwuter Assistantoetmaater
Poetwuter Generals Department 11r 11rHawley Mriawiey
Hawley auaeeding ancceec1i trldm him u chief clerk toIrst to totrat
trat Assistant POItuiaater Gellral Wynne WynnelIr WynneIr
lIr Ir Hasten ie su henNt man and deserved duerveda deservedbetter
a better fate bt die gang p1 led by rrIachen rrIachendowned Machenowned
downed him himWhy himWhy
Why O why did not William offer w wthe ushe
the he statue of the gallant Snben instead of ofthe ofthe
the brother of Amelia AmeliaI AmeliaThere
I There There i is and can be no tine entitled to toI tobe
I the be appelatiou Great from tlte the RepubU RepubUI Republian
I c an ci point of view much less the brother of ofi ofmelia
i Amelia melia meliaThe
The republic is on the toboggan when whenI whentonarcima
monareu offer u us the statu statues of kin kings for forthe forhe
I the he admiration tad Intru instiustion of the rising risinggederation risingeneratioa
gederation eneratioa ofilUlHtrialfltl 1 1I 1We iWe
We predict just thirty days as a the maxi maximunl maximum
munl mum period Ute statue of the Great GreatFrederick t trederickwill
Frederick rederickwill will be permitted to remain in intact inict
tact ict if it is ever erected on this Republican Republicansoil Republicanoil
soil oil
Is This District Triumvirate Triumvirateand Triumvirateand
and Their Henchmen HenchmenFIFTEEN HenchmenFIFTEEN
Is the Price Ute TaxPayers are Asked Askedto
to Pay for the Simple Lack of Cieri Cierical Clerlcal
cal ComD1ol Comntoq Sense In the District DistrictBldldlnJ1Jlenry DistrictBuildingHenry
BldldlnJ1Jlenry B and Henry V VIn VIn
In Their SiamcseTwln Stunts arc arclUuddlln areMuddling
lUuddlln Muddling the Whole District Atl Atlministration Administration
ministration of Affairs AffairsCurious AffairsCurious
Curious thing but nevertheless trUe that tbatwben thatwhen
when one gets a little authority be abuses abusesit
it there are many words of wisdom to b brleallcd be begleaned
gleaned from some of the things which whichhave
11 have ve been done down at the District build building buildfug
fug recently As It Is pretty well known kaowntbe knownthe
the proposals for supplies for each year are aretaken aretaken
taken early lu May The law provides that tbatbid thatbids
bid bids for all of the executive departments departments8hall departmentsshall
shall be taken on the same day atthe anh tame acmehoar tamelIour
hoar Then the bid bids arc sQlleduled and andtransmitted andtransmitted
transmitted to the Joint nigh Commis Commisslon Commialion
lion consisting of the Secretary of tile tileTreasury theTreasury
Treasury the Secretary of the Interior and andthe andthe
the P05tmaaterGeneral Postmsater General These high olll olllclais o ocials
clais of sours h have Te too much to do to at attend attend
tend to the matter them themselves leI VIIS but they delegate dele delepte
gate their authority to their flunkeys flunkeysGreat flunkeysGreat
Great heads and great brains have be been beenfound n nfound
found at the District building Some adeptclerk adept adeptclerk
clerk thought he knew how to get good goodlumber goodlumber
lumber so when he wrote out the schedule soheduleefor schedulefor
for the proposals for the IItof May Maybe he tirade tiradea nmdc nmdca
a a provision that the lumber should be in inspected inspected
spected at the yard of the dealer alijl then thendelivered thendelivered
delivered and if at any time before the thelumber thelumber
lumber should be used it sho should > ut be fOund tobe to tobe
be unfit for the service for which it was in intended intended
tended the d dealerwoulci alerwould be requlredto required to take takeit takeIt
it back and credit it to the account of tile tileDitrict timeDistrict
Ditrict District What a sweet prospect for the thedealer thedealer
dealer bow pleaaant to 0 contemplate Anauthorized An Anauthoriled
authorized Inspector to pass the goods and andben andlien
ben som some e cheap John carpenter or hodarriar hodcar hodcarriar
riar to lilY that It II not good enou enough h to toII tozetYS
II zetYS the purpo purpose for which It was intended intendedWeU intendedWell
Well we admire the sense of the lumber lumberople lumberpeople
people ople They flit not bid They simply simplyernced simplyIIllenced
ernced the nttrict people by keeping keepingsilent keepingsilent
silent themselves themelveBut themselvesBut
But the lumber schedule was not a circum circumstance circumstance
stance to the fuel proposal It ill really a acuriosity amurfosity
curiosity A copy ought to be placed in intile inhe
tile he archives of the Library of Congress and andcarefully andirefully
carefully preserved For a business propo proposition propotition
sition it Is the hottest thing we have ever everseen everteen
seen teen In fact it Is dangerous to have one oneabout Ol1eabout
about unless covered with an asbestos en envelope envelope
velope The kind and character characterof of the coal coaland coaland
and wood is described to an exact exact nicety soouch so somuch
much ashen so much slate and bone but the thewise thewise
wise guy forgot to specify that the co coal coalshould l lI
I should havE auy au fixed carbon Now oC ofouuse I II
I course ouuse it is not necessary that coal should shouldbe shouldare
be are anything but butcontam contain a aminimumamount aminimumamountrf minimum amount amountof
of statethat is the only Important thing thingworth thingnorth
worth specifying about Then you must muststate muststate
state wheat colliery and if you are to send sendfrom sendrom
from rom more than one mine you mu must t put putspecial putipeciah
special prices on each kind Read and reo reoread re reread
read the long printelA conditions as you may mayyou mayron
you will find that aside from the inadequacy inadequacyof
of the same and aside from the current of ofhumor ofhumor
humor which is apparent to anyone any one who whoever whoever
ever heard of coal and who ever saw the tlcefront theroot
front root ot or rear door of a sensible business buslnllS8houe businesshouse
house one paragraph caps the climaxAny climax climaxAny
Any doubt as to the meaning of the speci specications sped spedrations
rations or any obscurity in the th wording of oftbem ofhem
hem will be explained by the Commls Commlssioners Commisifoners
sioners who shall have the right to correct correctany correctmy
any errors or omissions in them when such suchcorrection suchorrection
correction is necessary for tile proper ful fulfillment fuliliment
fillment of their intentionHow intention intentionHow
How sweet How lovely 0 temporal 0 0mores 0notes
mores Fancy yourself contemplating and andspeculating andspeculating
speculating on what the intention of the tlleCommillJlonera theommissioners
CommillJlonera is It might be well enough enoughto
to o think what some people meant when whenthey whenhey
they used the English langua language e but to try tryto tryD
to D thlnkon what the Commissioners might mightb
b re thinking about and they changing their t1ieirmind theiruind
mind every five minutes CntlltJi Can Itjtetbought Itjtetboughtbat thoug t ttbat
bat the coal barons of the city ark dolt dnirvoyanta doltroyantst
voyanta Will they be required to go Into Intoa
a t trance and ascertain wbat whats dolnl Wellhe Well Wellthe
the he coal people do not appear to be as goodrusinesa good goodbuslnesa
buslnesa men as the lumber people In Instead Intead
stead tead of treating the matter with silent couempt con contempt
tempt some few of them bid bidJnst bidJust
Just how it all originated fa somewhat of ofa oft
a t mystery It ig to be noted that the lords lordsof lordssf
of sf edueation Boynton tJ al II have decided decidedtbat decidedhat
tbat hat they are it In the coal business that thattbey thathey
hey are to decide what is s best in all mat watters matera
ters era front the true account of the Battle of ofSail ofion
Sail ion Juau Jua Bill to the proper tint of a particle particleof
of f Ib The lOcabeci so cailed board of edlleaUon edlleaUonI edacationtaveatated
havetated that the janitors mast in inspect inspectash pee t teach
I each ash load of coal a as delivered and accept tlr tlrrejllct oreject
eject It u the cue may be And the law tawaye
111 aye there shall be one Inspector of fuel fueletc fueltc
etc tc But Boynton 61 aI a raised such a fog fogn
1111901 n t9oz alllet 11JOII t just before the beginning beciunlngof
of f spring time that they bad to be ap apaNd apleased
leased aNd How could Henry B hesitate to tod too
d o > > something he had a appointed polnted Henry V V31uluked Vad
31uluked ad asked that be be made president of the theba thenerd
ba nerd < < rd Henry V likes the salary and dont dontwant dontrant
want rant to let 10 of the job lie is Isfond fond of jobs jobeIf jobsf
If f there is a salary lary attached So he must muatr mustsake
r sake b a bluff at something So to get mat mattu matens
tu ens right a laid Id from the engineer depart department departaent
ment aent wallo was dispatched at DIstrict expense espeDleto expenseo
to o the anthracite regions to find out about aboutcoal abouteel
coal eel We believe there are about six hun bunred hundrecl
drecl red mines but b lie chose to go to hazel lIszelpll hazelPn
pll Pn Now there are better places than thaaaueIton thanIuelton
aueIton for a bridge builder to find out outomething outometling
omething about time mining and prepara preparat10n preparaIon
t10n Ion or coal but there are other attractions attractionsat
at t HazeltCIn It is the center of the social socialswim socialwin
swim win for that part of Pennsylvania And AndI
I in n social matters the bridge engineer made madei madegreat
i a great hit so the gossips pay y He thought thouihtI
I he IC made a great In the coal schedule but it itdid itlid
did lid not bit aright It imply hit the theI therockets
I pockets rockets of the people to the tune or t51OO

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