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automobile always ready to go any anydistance anydistance anydistance
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at least to the extent of hoping that thatthe thatthe thatthe
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we desire to do now Is to keep some somef someDt
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dally prominent at the coronation from fromdying fromdying fromdying
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aavent had n good stenographer for forpears torrears forrears
rears What I want Is somebody who whoan whoon whoan
an throw In a few big bl words on his hiswn hiswn hisIwn
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DIVERSIONSOPA DIVERSIONS Or A MAGNATE MAGNATEUow MAC MACNATEIflow NATE NATEUow
Uow n Mining JlUnln Man Enjoyed n joyed nlinielf nt nttho nttho atthe
tho Height or the Melon Beacon BeaconFor BeasollFor SeasonFor
For threequarters of an hour yester yesterJay yesteriny yestertiny
Jay evening Phoenix was not as dull a atown atown atown
town as it has been for some weeks or orever 01ever orever
ever since the summer hegira to the thecoast thecoast thecoast
coast set in It had a small beginning beginningand beglnulngand beginningand
and soon developed into a boom In the thewatermelon thewatermelon thewatermelon
watermelon trade tl de which resulted In Inmuch Inmuch Inmuch
much profit to a youthful melon broker brokerwhose brokelwhose brokerwhose
whose offices arc at No steen West WestAdams WestAdams WestAdams
Adams street streetThe strcetThe streetThe
The watermelon corner was engl engineered englneered englneered ¬
neered by Mr Sparks a II mining man manfrom manfrom manfrom
from Alaska who bad been in Phoenix Phoenixfor lhocnlxCor Phoenixfor
for the last two months He had been beendrinking beendrinking beendrinking
drinking some kind of a fluid which not notonly notonly notonly
only exhilarated him but also warmet7the warmed warmedthe wnrmc wnrmcthe
the cockles of his heart and consider considerably consIderably considerrably ¬
ably decreased the size and value alue of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the silver dollar He bought a water watermelon watermelon watermelon ¬
melon and accidentally aeclden tally let it fall on the thesidewalk thesldewa1lc thesidewalk
sidewalk It burst open and the beau beauutlfnl beautiful beautlful ¬
tiful red inside put it in his mind to topaint topnlnt topaint
paint the town red with watermelons watermelonsThat wotermeloneThnt watermelonsThat
That was a kind of frescoing that had hadnever hadnever hadnever
never been hearil of before He bought boughttho boughtthe boughtthe
the load of melons and burst b rst them all allupon 011upon allupon
upon the sidewalk and soon surrounded surroundedhimself surroundedhimself surroundedhimself
himself with all the small boys In that thatpart thatpnrt thatpart
part of the city A snowball battle in inJuly fnJuly inJuly
July ensued the broken pieces of ofmelon atmelon ofmelon
melon were used uscliin In place of snowballs snowballsThe snowballsThe snowballsThe
The boys entered Into the sport with witha
a zest which whlehplensed pleased the mining man manwho monwho manwho
who now and then showed his appreelation appre approclatlou appreclatIon
elation by showering pieces of silver silveramong sllvelamong silveramong
among them The play became more moreand moreand moreand
and more spirited until there were no nomore nomore nomore
more pieces of red watermelon hearts heartsleft llCartslett heartsleft
left big bl enough to throw and the pro procession llrocession procession ¬
cession moved on to the Postofilce fruit fruitstand fruItstand fruitstand
stand To the consternation of the thoproprietor thaproprietor theproprietor
proprietor the mining man began tak taking takIng takIng ¬
ing possession of his watermelons and andcantaloupes nudcantaloupes andcantaloupes
cantaloupes and hurling them into the thestreet thestreet thestreet
street for tate delectation of his youth youthful youthCUI youthful ¬
ful followers Some of them were werethrown w werethrown re rethrown
thrown at passing vehicles and at per persons perI perSons ¬
I sons who had not been regularly en enrolled enrolled enrolled ¬
rolled in the game and who Imagined Imaginedthat Imaginedthat Imaginedthat
that something disorderly was going goingon goingon goingon
on onThe
The mining man threw cantaloupes cantaloupesinto cantaloupesInto cantaloupesinto
into the air and offered 5 to the boy boywho boywho boywho
who would catch them The scramble scramblebegan scramblebegan scramblebegan
began to grow terrific but at last all allthe al1the allthe
the watermelons and the other melons melonswere melonswere melonswere
were exhausted and then the miningman mining miningman miningman
man picked up crates of plums and andother andother andother
other fruits and tossed them among amongthe nmongthe amongthe
the shrlekingyouth shrieking youth who at the same sametime SOlUOtime sametime
time were pelting him with pieces pfecesof pfecesofbroken of ofbroken ofbroken
broken melon and any other debris debristhat debristhat debristhat
that came handy handyAfter handyAfter handyAfter
After this extraordinary sport had hadbeen hndbeen hadbeen
been going on for threequarters three quarters of an auhour anhour anhour
hour John Casey came along and andthough andthough andthough
though he does not reside within the thelimits thelimits thelimits
limits of the city he butted in Infn in tho thointerest thoInterest theinterest
interest of law la and order which did didnot dillnot didnot
not seem to be receiving proper consid consileration consideration consllieratlon ¬
eration from any other source Mr MrCasey MrCasey MrCasey
Casey told the mining man that this thisthing thisthing thisthing
thing would wouldhnve hove to stop The It 111lnlp 111lnlpmnn mining miningman miningman
man thought that he hind bud another re recruit reerult recrult ¬
cruit and that there was going to be bemore bemore bemore
more fun than ever He led with his hisright blsIght hisright
right Ight which fell with the force of a apile 0plio apile
pile driver on Mr Caseys jaw and that thatapostle thatapostle thatapostle
apostle of propriety was for a moment momentconverted momentconverted
converted into a spinning top He Hebrought lIebrought Itsbrought I
brought up finally against a door doorand doorandwhen and andwhen andwhen
when the world quit going around and andaround anI anIaround andaround
around he went away If the city tax taxpayers taxpayers taxpayers
payers were willing to let such thingshappen things thingshappen thingshappen
happen he reasoned that It was none noneof noneoC noneof
of his business businessThe businessThe businessThe
The mining man paid for all Ill the thohavoc thehavoc thehavoc
havoc that he had wrought and at atlength atlength atlength
length allowed himself to be led away
by a friend The boy with the water watermelon watermelon watermelon
melon wagon said Mr II Sparks was ns n agodsend ngodsend ngodsend
godsend If it hadnt been beenfoL for him himhe himhe himhe
he would have gone homo broke MrCasey Mr MrCasey MrCnsey
Casey holds that he was not a god godsend godsend godsend ¬
send Whoever sent him If It had not notbeen notbeen notbeen
been for him he would not hare gone gonehome gollehome gonehome
home with his Jaw broken blolenAl1zona blolenAl1zonaRepublican brokenArizonaRepublican Arizona ArizonaRepublican
Republican RepublicanPnialnc RepublicanPassing
Passing of the Salmon SalmonThe SahnDThe SalmonThe
The redflsb of the Idaho lakes will willsoon wll1soon willsoon
soon be a thing of the past Indeed Indeedits IndeedIts IndeedIts
its numbers now n ware arc as nothing when whencompared wllencompared whencompared
compared with vast ast runs of twenty twentyyears twentyyears twentyyears
years ago And the reasons for this thisdeplorable thisdeplorable thisdeplorable
deplorable depletion aro apparent and andeasily andeasily andeasily
easily understood In the > lower Co Columbia ColumbIa Columbla ¬
lumbia there are miles and miles of ofgillnets otglllnets ofglll
gillnets glll nets and nd hundreds of poundnets poundnetsand poundnetsnnd pound nets netsand
and weirs great seines are hauled In Inall Inall inall
all suitable places and the banks are arelined arelined arelined
lined with destructive salmon wheels wheelsThe whedsThe wheelsThe
The lower part of the river r ver is literally
filled with these and other apparatus apparatusdestructive appn1lltnsdesuuctlve apparatusdestructive
destructive to the migrating salmon salmonThey solmoll1hey salmonThey
They begin at the rivers mouth and andextend olldextend andextend
extend up UI the river as far as the catch culcbrenders culclJrenders catchrenders
renders their operation opemtlonprofitable opemtlonprofitable1ortunate profitable profitableFortunate profitableFortunate
Fortunate indeed tho fish which Is Isable Isoblc isable
able to steer clear of this multitude of oftraps ottraps oftraps
traps set to ensnare him to pass them themall themoil thenall
all safely by to ascend the rapids and anl1leap
leap tho waterfalls and finally to toreach toreach toreach
reach the spawning grounds grounds 1000 miles milesfrom milestrom milesfrom
from the sea And fortunate Indeed Indeedwould Indeedwould indeedwould
would he be were the enemies all left leftbehind leftbehind leftbehind
behind but they are not The pros prospector l110Spector pros5pector ¬
pector the miner tho rancher and the thepeople thepeople thepeople
people In the villages have learned learnedwhere lealnellwhere learnedwhere
where the redfish spawn and know knowwhen knowwhen knowwhen
when to expect e pect their coming comlngOutln comlngOutlnThe comingOutingThe Outing OutingThe
The Economical Widow 1yldowOnce WidowOnce VldowOnce
Once upon a time a man who had be become become become ¬
come quite wealthy through the care careful careful eareful ¬
ful management of a clever wife died diedHis diedIls diedIsis
His Ils wifes passion for saving was wasstrong wasstrong wasstrong
strong even In n LIs death and though thoughthe thoughtho thoughthe
the demands of fashion required that thatshe thntshe thatshe
she should show her grief by wearing wearingmourning wearIngJI10urnlng wearingpourning
mourning they did not demand that thatshe that9he thatshe
she should be extravagant She was waswell woswell waswell
well supplied with clothing and 1nstead In Instead Instead ¬
stead of putting it to one side to go goout goout goout
out of style through lapae lap e of time she shetook shetook shetook
took her outer garments to a dyer and andhad andhad andbad
had them changed to the mourning mourningcolor
colorMoralWidows
Moral MoralWidows Widows sometimes dye on onccount onccount onaccount
ccount of rlcCNew srief New York Herald I
Care Out For Asthma Asthmagnffowrs AthmaBulrerers AsthmaBafferers
gnffowrs from Asthma Hay Fever or orDronohltto orDronohltls or8ronahitis
Dronohltto will bo Interested to learn that thatDr thatDr thatDr
Dr It BchlffmannB Asthma Cure instant instantly InstantIr izmtantty ¬
ly relieves tho most violent attack Insuresromfortable Insures Insurescomfortable Insu s scomfortable
comfortable sleep and has effected cures in inIbcmsaiylflof InIhou inIhonamu
Ihonamu Ibcmsaiylflof Ihou lsof of cases that had previously tried triedIvory triedIVory triedivory
Ivory other remedy remadyln In vain No waiting walttn for forresults forlOSults forresults
results Its action oUon is Islmmedlote Immediate direct and andcertain andtortJn andtortain
certain 80 firm Is his confidence that tho thodoctor thodoctor thodoctor
doctor requests this paper to announce that thatio thato thatSo
io o baa sent to druggists of this town as asmil nswell aswell
well as to all other druggist i In this coun country oounIrrsamplo eountry ¬
try Irrsamplo sample packages of his remedy whioU whlo whlowill whioawill whioUsill
will be given free to sufferers of r above com complaints compWnts cornplaints
plaints who apply promptly thus offering offeringn
an n opportunity to such as havo not yet tried triedtho trlodIho triedthe
the remedy to make a II personal test which whichwill whlobwill whichwill
will convince the most skeptical skepticalPersons akeIJtlcalPersona skepticalPersons
Persons falling for any reason to receive receivea
a sample package from their druggist will willreceive willreoeive willreceive
receive one tree by mail by sending name nameand nllIlomd nameand
and address en losing 9 1 cent stamp tot totpostage torpostage forpostage
postage to Dr B Schlffmann Box 814 St StPaul 8t 8tPaul BtPnul
Paul Minn MinnSome MinnSome MinnSome
Some people peop1eextend extend the glad hand and andemergency andkeep andkeep
keep the other one doubled up lp in cue of ofemergcncy ofemergency
emergency
Merrill Foot lIot Powder PowilorAn Powl1orAn PowderAn
An absolute cure for all foot troubles troublesGuaranteed troublesGUl1rRnteod troubles0naranteed
Guaranteed to stop all odor and excessive excessiveperspiration o10088lvoperspiration oxeessivoperspiration
perspiration Brings red burning smarting smrutlngtired smartingtired
tired and tender foot to a perfectly normal normalcondition norm normalcondition III IIIoondltlon
condition Asuperior toilet tolletnrtlole article for ladles ladlesThis ladlesThis ladiesThis
This powder does away way with the use of dress dressshields dressshields dressshields
shields Druggists or sent direct In hand handsome handsome handsome ¬
some a sprinkle prinkle top tin package for 250 25sEDWIN 250EI 250EDWIN
EDWIN EI > W N B1 A llEnniLi Maker Woodstock Woods took VtSil Vt Vtthan
Sil foods are Sllld to take dye dyes more morercad1tban morerend
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willing to make fools of themselves themselvesJ
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Halls Oatarrh Cure cured mo of a aweryl very bad badcase > ad adcoso d dcase
case of catarrh Druggists sell It 75o 75oA 760A l1S0A
A person may have a agood good car for music musicand music musicand ic icnd
and nd still nave have a bad voice for it itMrsVTlnslows ItMrs itMrsWinsl
MrsVTlnslows Mrs MrsWinsl Winslows ows Soothing Syrup for children childrenteothlngsof childrenteethtngsuften childrentoothingsoftenthe
toothingsoftenthe teethtngsuften teothlngsof tentho the gums reduces Inflomma Inflommatlonallays In Inanmmationallays lIlma lIlmatlon011ays
tlonallays palncures PII IcUros wind colic 25o abottlo abottloA a bottloA
A man always looks foolish when you youask rouuk youask
ask him how he proposed proposedPlsos proposedPlsos proposedPisos
Plsos Curo is tho best medicine we ever used usedfor usedfor usedfor
for all affections of throat and lungs lungsWu lungsWuO WM
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A new broom may D 3r sweep clean but it is isapt iaapt faapt
apt to raise blisters blistersMRS blistersMRS blistersMRS
MRS J j1 L E ODONNELL ODONNELLWas
Was Sick Eight Years with withFemale withFemale withFemale
Female Trouble and Finally FinallyCured FinallyCured FinallyCured
Cured by Lydia E Pinklmms PinklmmsVegetable PinkhamsVegetable PlnkhamsVegetable
Vegetable Compound CompoundDEAR CompoundDIUn CompoundDEAR
DEAR MRS PINKHAM PINxuunI I have havenever hnvenever havenever
never in my life given rt a 1 testimonial testimonialbefore testlmonlnlbefore testimonialbefore
before but you ou have done so much for lorthis forme forme
me that I fed called upon to give you youI
I this unsolicited 1c1ted acknowledgement of
I MRS JEXX1E JE m K 1 ODONKELL ODONAELLPresident ODONKELLPresident ODOS ELL ELLPresIdent
President of Oakland Woman1 Hiding Club Clubthe Clubthe Clubthe
the wonderful curative value of Lydia LydlnE LydicE LydiaE
E Pinkhams Vegetable Com Compound Compound Cornpound ¬
pound For Eorclght eight years I had female femaletrouble femnlotroublc femaletrouble
trouble falling of the womb and other othercomplications othercompllcattonfl othercomplications
complications During that time timeI I was wasmore wasmore wasmore
more or less of an 0 n invalid and not much muchgood muchgood muchgood
good for anything until one day I Ifound Ifound Ifound
found a book in my hall telling of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the cures > you could perform I became becameinterested becamofntorestecI becameinterested
interested I bought bOIl ht a bottle of Lyditt LydittE LlUU LlUUE LdlaE
E JMnklinma J lnlIItnJ Vegetable Loinpotted Com Compound ComIIOUI11 ¬
pound and an wes w s helped h lpej I continued its itsuse itsuse itsuse
use and andin in seven months was cured and andsince andsince andsince
since that time I have had perfect perfecthealth perfecthealth perfecthealth
health Thanks clear Mrs Pinkham Pinkhamagain Plnlehnmagain Plnlchamagain
again for the health I now nowenjoy nowenjoyMns enjoy enjoyMBS enjoyMns
Mns JEXXIE JE IE ODoxr ODoxxEiL xrt 278 East 31st 31stSt 31stSt 31stSt
St Chicago 111 Ill5000 f 5000 forfeit orcft If I about abouttestimonial oboe abwtlltlmonlal oboetestimonial
testimonial la not genuine yenulneWomen genuineWomen genuineyomen
Women suffering from any anyform anyform ny nyform
form of female ills can be cured curedby curedbV curedby
by Lydia E Plnldmms Pb thnms Vegeta Vegetable Vegetable ¬
ble Compound Thats sure sureMrs sureMrs I i
Mrs Pinkhnm advises sick wothen wo j jHen I Ien
Hen en free Address Lynn Mass Massoil MnssI MassDU
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their theircustomers th theircustomers e I r rcustomers
customers by offering them when AlabRslIll Ala Alathat Mabastide
bRslIll 14 called for cheap knleomints knleomintsthatleil1tpoltheir nIlOmlnes nIlOmlnesthl
that thl thatleil1tpoltheir will 11 Fpoil their wall walls Suahaction Suahactionis Smb D h action actionIs ACtiOJlti1
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ti1 d il d t n ouch me ouchme men of 1 1commentl d t tcommend
commend UiemRclven to honest deniers deniersAlabasthre drniersAlaliaatiiio dn > rs rsAlabutlJlc
Alaliaatiiio a durable cement base wall wallcoating wailcoating nll
coating not a kalsomiDC costs no moru moruto moreto
to apply than cheap ch np dope that spoils epollayour spoilsyour spoilsyour
your walls and Injures the health health of ofyour ofyour ofyour
your family Alatastlno A is a dry pow powder powder ¬
der comes In packages pacmres mIn with cold coldwater coldwarer codwater
water In white and fourteen beautiful beautifulUnti beautifultints
tints ntl for uso on plastered wall walls wood woolcotUng woodctflUnc woo wooeUn
ctflUnc eUn brick or canvas superior to topntntor topantor topantorpaper
pantorpaper pntntor paper Full directions on every eTerypackage ever everpacka everyekage
package packa ekage Ask druggist or point dealer dealerfur
fur fur sample card of lint tints or write to toALABASTINE toALABASTINE toALABASTINE
ALABASTINE COMPANY COMPANYGRAND COMPANYGRAND
GRAND RAPIDS RAPIDS > MICH MICHNEW MICHNEWPENBIONLAWS
NEWPENBIONLAWS NEW PENSION LAWS Act of Jnns Jon ST IWSpsn IWSpsnilont 1002 pn
tons certain survivors urvlvorul1clbelr tad tbelr wltlo widows ws of the Iholn la
dim Wars a1ll tram 1817 to 18M J8 Wo 0 will pay PIY5o11 tae 5no forevery for toreVefYlood or orevery
eVefYlood every good Contract Claim under this aot Act of
July 1 til I > > 4 4 pension certain soldiers who hail priorconfederate prior priorronioderate priorc
c confederate ronioderate lUeaerate service alw lw I who 110 way be charged < 1 with
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TRIBUTE TO HORACE GREELEY GREELEYAn
An Interesting Letter Written by Hen Herry Henry Henry
ry Ward Beecher In 1872 1872Immediately 1872Immcdlately 1872Immediately
Immediately after the conclusion ot ottho otthe oftho
tho political campaign in which Hor Horace Hornce Hor Horace ¬
ace Greeley was snowed under by US U US
S Grant for the presidency of theUnited the thoUnited theUnltedStntes
United UnltedStntes States the Rev Henry Ward WardBeecher WardBeecher WardBeecher
Beecher in common with thousands thousandsof
of others felt sad over the terribledesolation terrible terribledesolation terribledesolation
desolation of his old friend and justas just justas justns
as soon as Mr Greeley announced him himself himself himmself ¬
self once more in journalistic harness harnessaddressed harnessnddressed harnessaddressed
addressed to him the following letter letterBrooklyn letternroolclyn letterBrooklyn
Brooklyn Nov 91872 91872My 9 1872 1872My 1812I
I My Dear Mr Greeley I read yourcard your yourcard yourcard
card in the Tribune with sincere pleas pleasure plensure pleasure ¬
ure and congratulate myself and tho thecause thocauao thocause
cause of journalism on your return to toa toa toa
a field in which you have won so much muchreputation muchreputation muchreputation
reputation and whero you have done donesuch donesuch donesuch
such service that the history of Amorlea Amer America AmerIca ¬
ica cannot be written without includ including IncludIng including ¬
ing as an Important part of It your youflife youIlife yourlife
life and services servicesYou servicesYou servicesYou
You may think amid clouds of ofsmoke ofsmoke ofsmoke
smoke and dust that all your old oldfriends oldfriends oldfriends
friends who parted company with you youIn youIn youin
In the late campaign will turn a mo momentary momentary momentary ¬
mentary difference Into a life longalienation long longalienation longalienation
alienation It will not bo so 1 speak speakfor speakfor speakfor
for myself and also from what I per perceive percelvo percelve ¬
ceive In other mens hearts Your Yourmere Yourmere Yourmere
mere political Influence may for atime a atime atime
time ho Impaired but your own powerfor power powerfor powerfor
for good in the far wider field of in industrial Industrlal industrlal ¬
dustrlal economy social and civil crit criticism crltIclsm critIcism ¬
icism and the general wellbeing of ofsociety ofsociety ofsociety
society will not be lessened but aug augmented nugmented augmented ¬
mented It Is true that hitherto the thetlmea thetimes thetimes
times called cnllcdfor for a warrior and such suchyou suchyou suchyou
you were yet I cannot but think withregret with withregret withregret
regret how much ability has been beenspent beenspent beenspent
spent by you that died with the occa occasion occaelon occasion ¬
sion and which might have built up uppositive upposlt1vo uppositive
positive and permanent elements But ButI Butlook
I look upon your your years to coma come aslikely as aslikely aslikely
likely to bo more fruitful and irradi irradiated Irradl1ted irradiated ¬
ated with a 0 kind and beneficent lightwhich light lightwhich lightwhich
which will leave your our name In honortar honor honorfar honorfnr
far greater than if you had reached reachedthe reachedtho reachedthe
the highest office officeI
I beg that you will pardon my In Intrusion Intruslon intrusion ¬
trusion especially when you stand in intho Inlho Inthe
the shadow of a great domestic trou trouble trouble trouble ¬
ble 1 hoped that a word of honest honestrespect honestrespect honestrespect
respect and sympathy might not displease dis displease dlspleaso ¬
please you There are thousands who whowould whowould whowould
would like to do as I have done andwho and andwho nndwho
who with me will rejoice once more to tobo tobo tobe
bo in sympathy with you in all things thingsbeneficent thingsbeneficent thingsbeneficent
beneficent and patriotic I am my mydear mydear mydear
dear Mr Greeley very truly yours yoursHenry yoursHenry yoursHenry
Henry Ward Beecher BeecherWIT DeecherWIT BeecherWIT
WIT OF PRESIDENT WOODROWNew WOODROW WOODROWNew WOODROVNew
New Head of Princeton Make Makes Him Himself Himself Himself ¬
self Popular With Students StudentsA StudentsAPrinceton
A APrinceton Princeton man tells of an incident incidentof
of Dr Woodrow Wilsons elevation tothe to tothe tolhe
the presidency of Princeton which ho haregards horegards horegards
regards as Indicative of the way inwhich in inwhich Inwhich
which he will hold tho students in inleash In Inleash Inleash
leash by ready wit and a genial smile smileInstead smileInstead smileinstead
Instead of trying to awo awe them with withhis withhIs withhis
his dignity dignityWhen dignityWlun dignityWhen
When darkness lent cover cover to the theproject theproject theproject
project on the evening of the day on onwhich on onwhich onwhich
which tho announcement announcement of Dr Wil Wilsons Wlisons Wilsons ¬
sons election was made madesome some of tho thomore thomoro themore
more boisterous spirits organized a acelebration acelebration acelebration
celebration and having requisitioned requisitionedhorns requisitionedhorns requisitionedhorns
horns and a n green grocers stock of ofhead ofbead ofhead
head lettuce descended descend < d upon the newpresident new newpresident newpresident
president presidentAt
At the first toot of a horn he knew knewwhat ImeVwhnt knewwhat
what was coming but before bedlam bedlamcould bedlamcould bedlamcould
could break loose Dr Wilson was outamong out outamong outamong
among the serenaders grasping graspIng each eachone e eachone ch chone
one by the hand and thanking them themIndividually themIndividually themIndividually
Individually and collectively for their theircongratulations thelrcongratulations theircongratulations
congratulations pretending not to seethe see seethe seetho
the lettuce heads which the students studentsmado studentsmado studentsmade
mado desperate efforts to keep out of ofview ofview ofview
view and to get rid of ofWhen ofWhcn ofWhen
When tno students recovered from fromthis fromthis fromthis
this unexpected overthrow of their theirplans theirplans theirplans
plans some ono shouted shoutedWhats shoutedWhats shoutedWhats
Whats th tht thti matter with Woodrow WoodrowWilson WoodrowWilson WoodrowWilson
WilsonAnd Wilson WilsonAnd WilsonAnd
And the answer came loud ana andclear anaclear Ilnaclear
clear clearHes
Hes all right Hes a brick brickThe brickThe brickThe
The students then marched awaysinging away awaysinging aW3Ysinging
singing liFoI For hes a jolly jollygood good follow followand fellowand followand
and carrying c rrylng their lettuce heads with withthem withthem withthem
them
A Very Loud c CallA Call CallA ll llA
A committee called on Minister lUnlst r Wuto Wu Wuto Wuto >
to request him to address a societyconnected society societyconnected societyconnected
connected with one of the fashionable fashionablechurches fashIonablechurches fashionablechurches
churches of Washington Casual men mention mentlon mention ¬
tion was made of tho fact that theyouthful the thoyouthful theouthful
youthful outhful minister of tho church had hadrecently hadrecently hadrecently
recently resigned to enter upon a now nowfield nowfield nowfield
field of labor on on the Pacific coast coastWhy coastWhy coastWhy
Why did he resign 1 asked Mr MrWu MrWu MrWu
Wu
Because ho had received a call to toanother toanother toanother
another church was the replyWhat reply replyWhat replyWhat
What salary did you pay him himFour himFour himFour
Four thousand dollars dollarsWhat dollarsWhat dollarsWhat
What is his present salaryEight salary salaryEight salary1Eight
Eight thousand dollarsAh1 dollars dollarsAh dollarsAhI
Ah AhI said the discIple of Confucius Confuciusa
a very loud call callCollecting calliCOUOCtlll1l cellCnllecthr
Collecting Transfers a Flirt FlirtThe FIIIThe FadThe
The boys who used to collect stamps stampsnd stampsnd
nd coins are now bending their encr encries encries
ies to making a collection of street streetar streetar
= ar transfers This is the latest fad fadt fldIt
It t has superseded even the one for forrests forrests
= and monograms off of lettersThe letters lettersThe lettersThe
The small boy who has a transfer transferrom ransferrom
rom New York Chicago St Louis LouisDetroit LouisDetroit
Detroit Detroit or any other of the larger largerities Iltgerities
= ities is regarded with envy by his Id fel felovvs reIows
ovvs If he has one from any of the theEuropean theEuropean
European cities citiesh he is a hero of the theliphest the1ighest theugliest
ugliest type typeSometimes
Sometimes the transfers a exhibited thibited in inicrapbpoksarc incraphooks
icrapbpoksarc atc not as immaculate as ast ashey
hey m might iht te and the reason for this thist
t is is whispered is that they are often oftenimes oftenlnes
lnes picked up out of the gutter in a acry alery
cry disreputable condition Then they theyre theyIre theytre
Ire re taken home and washed off but buthey buthey
always show signs of their con conact conact
act with this wicked world though thoughhat thoughhat
hat doesnt make them any the less lessaluable lessraluable
fo their young ownersThe owners ownersTlin ownersTh
The Th Term Snt SnUDid SntDid RntDid
Did you hear Uncle Ikes cxplana cxplanaion eXPlan3lion
ion of full dress dressNo dressNo dressNo
No What was it itHe itr itrHe itrHe
He said it was 15 plain to to be seen the theIresscs theresses
resses were full and running runnin over
NERVOUS NERVOUSPROSTRATION NERVO NERVOUSPROSTRATIOS S
PROSTRATION PROSTRATIONPeranaisthQoiilrSjstomlcCatarrbil SYlIl1 SYTEPe
PROSTRATIOS t i
PeranaisthQoiilrSjstomlcCatarrbil Peranals Pe runa is thoolily thooulySystemic SystemIc Ca Catarrh tarrh
Mrs Ida L Gregory President of the thePoets thePoets thePoets
Poets and Authors Club of Colo Colorado Colorado ¬
rado Colorado President Pre ldent of Colorado Art ClubDirector Club ClubDirector ClubDirector
Director of School of Industry and andDesign andDesign andDesign
Design VicePresident Vi ePresident of Sherman ShermanArt ShermanArt ShermanArt
Art league League Is One of the Leading
Club Women of Colorado ColoradoIn
In a recent letter from 2 Grant ave avenue nvenle aveflue ¬
flue Denver Colo this prominent Judy ladysays Judysays Jadysays
says saysSome Sono Some yearn cars ago mv Jmnlanil 1u barl Buf sit uf f ¬ i irercdromnorvuus
fered rercdlrom rercdromnorvuus tram nervous prostration prostrattonand prostrattonandadvising and andailvlnlno andadvllf
advllf advising no with a friendly druggist dMlOO druggistsho
ho brought brol l1ht home a bottle o oj Feruna
Ills health teas restored restoredrom rotnita its use a aFits
lit Fits IN appetite was increased and rest eBf
frdSleep rid rl sleep came to him hhnI I therefore UlerrelearUtJ
heartily learUtJ endorse endorsePoruna Pcruna a as all at a aeat hon honest hOIlest ¬
est remedy worthy Uortla the good things thnpstohioh thingswhich 1108 1108l
which l hlch are said of UIlia it ItIll Ida L Greg s sory
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Nervons prostration Is so frequently frequentlyassociated frequcntlyassocIated frequentlyassociated
associated with systemic catarrh that thatsome thntsome thatsome
some doctors do not distinguish distinguIshtween be between between ¬
tween the th two In systemic catarrh catarrhthe catarrhthe catarrhthe
the disease has pervaded the whole wholesystem wholes wholesystem
system s stem and there is a constant loss of ofvital ofltal ofvital
vital ltal fluids from the mucous mem membranes membratKs membrans ¬
branes branesA
A great many people are doctoring
for nervous prostration who would be beimmediately behnmedlately beimmediately
immediately cured by a course of Pe Peruna Peruna Feruns
runa Peruna makes mokesc1ean clean healthy healthymucous healthymucous healthymucous
mucous membranes By this preser preservation p1sermtlon preserration ¬
ration of oftbe the fluids the weakening
drain of their discharge Is prevented preventedThe preventedThe preventedThe
The medical profession Is just begin beginOrchestral beginOrchcstral beginOrchestral
Orchestral players of Atlanta Ga Gawill Gawill Gawill
will organize and affiliate with the Fed Federation Fcderation Fedoration ¬
eration of Trades TradesI TradesRI
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I was troubled with torpid liver livelier IhClfOl liverfor ¬
ier for many years and was subject to todreadful toIlreodtul todreadful
dreadful headaches which confined confinedme conftuNlme confinedme
me to my bed once a week A friend friendrecommended fdendrecommended friendrecommended
recommended Illpans Tabules I Idid Idid Idid
did not have much faith but he per persuadcd persuaded persuaded
suaded me to try them and inside insideof IlIsldeoC fusldeof
of three weeks I was a cured curedwoman cUtedwoman curedwoman
woman On account of my age I Ihardly 1hardly fhardly
hardly thought thougbt it possible to effect a acure acure acure
cure as I had been een subject to those thoseawful thoseawCul thoseawful
awful headaches since I was a n lit little little littie ¬
tle girl
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nlng to awaken to the fact that chronic chroniccatarrh chroniccatnrlb chroniccatanb
catarrh especially systemic catarrh catarrbwill catarrhwill catarrhwill
will soon produce a condition so near nearly DeOJly nearly
ly resembling nervous prostration that thatIt thaiIt thatit
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isfactory results JX > su1t from the use of Pc Pcrunn Pcrunn Pcruna
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giving a full statement of your case caseand cnseand caseand
and he willbe wlll be pleased to give you his bisvaluable hisvaluable hisvaluable
valuable advice gratis gratisAddress graUsAdd1ess gratisAddress
Address Dr Hartman President of ofThcHnrtinan orrfis ofThe
ThcHnrtinan The Hartman Sanitarium Columbus O 0NOW OHOW
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FO I Heat Perspiration Lameness and Soreness incidental incidentalto
to Canoeing Riding Cycling Tennis or any Athletics Athleticsno
no other application so soothing cooling and refreshing as asa asa asa
a bath with CUTICURA SOAP SOAPI followed by gentle anointings anointingswith anointingswith anointingswith
with CUTICURA the Great Skin Cure CureMillions CureMillions CureMillions
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beautifying the skin for cleansing the seal calp of crusts scales and dandruff dandruffand la ruU ruUand
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