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im - ' &?' i j , . 12 SUNDAY BULLETIN, HONOLULU, H. T.. SUNDAY, MAIICII 2. 1002. .f4-f-f - --f--f-f-f4f President Roosevelt a Great Lover of Horses SnilNltflMDS r, u..ni iiiiiiinno haq written n IT IS TO LAUGH magazine article In which In- accuses Washington, Jnn 22 Tho Piesl the ' new woman of being reRponsiuu tor tht wreck -if many families His Kmlncneo mnkes ue of this emphatic language. "I regard woman's rights women and tho leaders In the new school of fe male progress ns the worst enemies ol tho female sex They teach that w hlch robs women of nil that Is amiable ami Kcntle, tender nml attractive, ami1 which glveH her nothing in leturn but masculine boldness and brazen er frontery. While professing to email rlpate her from domestic servitude they ore making her the b1.hi- of her own caprices and passions She ne cr feels nt home except when nbroad When she Is at home, home Is Irksome to her. She chafes and Trets under the restraint and responslblllt) of do mesttc life Her heart It broad It Is cxnltlng, In Imagination, In somo social triumph or reveling In wimo scene of gayety and dissipation Her husband comes to his home to tlnd It empty or occupied by ono whose heart Is Told of affection foi him Then arise disputes, quarrels, tecrlm Inatlons, estrangements, and the last net In the drama Is often divorce I speak the sober truth when I nlllrtn that for the wrecks of families In our country woman has a large slime of the responslblllt) " lent s celebrated saddle horso Is bob tailed, but eery possible Inducement is being offered the tall to reacu out to Its full length The tall Is now a pain fully ugly length about threu feet. Tlioe among the throng which waits nt the White House gate each oven ing, who notice details about horses, always remark upon Illelsteln's de tall Here is the tale of the tall: The President's horse Is a renowned huntir worth Unn, though the President would not take for him he times his intrinsic nlue llleisteln can hurdle IHe feet six Inches with the Presidents 18S pounds on his baik Down nt Oyster Ha the cruel t It Is to dock horses' tails had not been brought to the Presldt nt's atten tlon and he followed fashion's prefer red tall length When he arrlert at Washington a vigorous crusode was about beginning against the extreme stle that prevails at the capital, so' short that it borders on vulagrlty It has been said, and wlselj, that a man will not stop doing wrong until he rees that It Is wrong It is not within the povvoi of a human lit Ing to see all the wrong he does Kvery om- of his friends sees a new error In him to say nothing of his enemies Hut Hunter Bleistein Ridden By Chief Yangka His Wife's Saddler, Children Have Ponies Executive, and said, but really because the pair wero not what n President's horses should be, the Kxecutlvo Old not bring with nlm n pair of carriage horses he used nt his Long Island home. He pur chased a pair here, but refused all tho short tailed animals offered htm, and M'lecttd a handsome pair with beautl fill (lowing appendages. Yangka, Mrs. Uooscv ell's Bnddler, and almost as worthy an animals as her husband's, possessed the required tnll length. The I'rst Lady of the Land views It unbecoming a gentlewoman to rldo a curtailed horse, and the said first lady was not deprived, therefore, of her I fnvorlto steed I The President could not, oven to set an example, part with Uleisteln .and relegate him to soma pastutngo walking, keeping, racing, or using such I till his tali regained Its length, but unregistered docked horso or horses promised tacitly that the horse's tnll docked the tall of such horse or should be short no longer than It horses. The hill further provides that "with in 90 da)s after the passage of this act every owner or user of any docked horse within tho District of Columbia shall register his or her horses by fil Ing In the ofllce of tho Commissioners of the District of Columbia a certifi cate which shnll contain the name or names of the owner, together with his or her postofflco address, a full de scription of tho color, age, size, and tho tiso made of such docked horse or horses." "That the driving, working, keeping, racing or using of any unregistered docked horse or horses after ninety days after the passage of this act shall bo deemed prima facie evidence of the fact that tho party driving, CARE OF THE HAIR. A well known hair him-cIiiIIhI ol Philadelphia, who stands nt the baud of bis profession, has been giving some much needed advUe to his pat rons. "Trent our hair as ou would a plant,' he says, 'laiufully, tenderly. Judiciously. If the plant seems haul) so much the better, and so mmh gi eat er Is your chance foi keeping it Hair tendencies nre Inherited, anil one should nroflt by the examination ol her ancestors l'or instance, if ;oiu father grew bald and gray In his earl) thirties and )oui mother's hair was brittle and harsh at V) youi effoits to keep your own hair in good lonili tion must be redoubled "A certain hall sih-i l.vllst ono- said that If a woman did not Hire for her i hair before Jo she would have mi hulr' to care for at 4u And then- luveri was a truer hiiylng I'lom i hildhood It has been cousinuti) dinned into our i ears that the hall to be kept In a i healthy condition, should be brushed with a btirf hair blush for in minutes night and morning This is n most absurd fallacy It Is impossible to lay down rules of that desc rlptlon lor woaiunkiud in geiieinl How olti-n nnd how long hall should be liiinlied depends altogether on the liidlvlilu.il head or hair ,uii would not think of digging mercilessly into the mots of j tende ; lant .mil II your hall Is line thin an! xilkv too vigorous tn-utmeiit will- til Liusb will prodine bald spots in shoe oiilii On the othei hand a hardy IichiI of hair Is made much bet tor for much brushing." It Is possible to correct one's wrongs 'would b natuie, nnd Mr. Hoos.volt when the) nie brought before one President's Conscience Awakened. The President Is not the man to al low public uplnlon to sweive him, mi less public opinion Is light. Ilelng a man of the utmost icinsldeiatlon foi the dumb beast, he was uislly pointed out the eiroi of his wnvs In the ilnli lug of his liaises' tails and Immediate I) thereupon he gave orders to his secielarv, who 111 nun handed them down the line till the lineman of the 1'icslilentlal Htabli s received tin word that hereaftei Uleisteln tall was unanimously selected n member of the nntl bobtnlled horsu (rusnilets "on the stiength" of his enirlaget horse pun base To Make Dockinn Illegal. As a result, also, of the Presidential locogiiltion of the evil, a bill was In tiodmed In the Senate b) Hon Jacob ninety dn)s for each offense, or by 11 tlnlllnger, of New Hampshire, mnk-1 loth fine nnd Imprisonment." "That any pel son or persons vlolat Ing nny of the provisions of this act shall be deemed guilty of a misde meanor and upon conviction shall be punished by a fine In n sum not less thnn $100 nor more thnn J500, or by Imprisonment in the workhouse not less than thirty days nor more thnn ing it unlawful for any person to dock the tall ol a hoise or any other work ing animal within the limits of the District of Columbia. Tho title of tho hilt Is -To prevent nuelty to certain was not to be maintained n ne.it i lub animals In the District of Columbia," shape, but was to be iiigecl to resume nnd It goes Into the subject thorough the syuiiiRli) of whlih It had so long , I) Piovislon Is mndc for the n-glster-been depiived In othei woids, I Ik' I Ing of horses with docked tails, and It stein's tear nttiu linn nt should no is made unlawful for any person Tile President does not caie to have to register his hoise. If It continues to glow diligently, by ninety days fiom the time this net can be passed, the tall tan no longer be termed 'docked " All Love Horses. The Hoostvelt fnmlly nre all enlhu slasts ovel the sport of horsebacklng to The President misses, lain or shine, longei lie dotal lied but an elongation ' Impoit oi bring Into the District an) ,1-tit one day a week Sunday to sit ot It should lie biought about as speed docked horse or hoises, '1) as ail) known hall Invlgoiatoi would do the work llecause of tbeli liohtalls It was or to dilve upon the hnik i of Uleisteln. At 3 .10 woik use, raio oi deal in nil) linieg o'clock Sergennt Maik P. Wilson ol istiied docked hoiSe en horses v.lthln Troop K, Hleventh Cavalry who has the District of Columbia" been assigned as orderl) to the Presl dent nppenrs at the noith fiont of tho White House-, the privnto onlraudo, mounted on his own horse nnd lending the other. He dismounts nna walks the nnlmals up nnd down until a-GO At that moment the President runs briskly down the steps and Jumps into his saddle. Sometimes he trots Uleisteln out the gate, but generally he walks post, and raises hlB hat with measured dignity to the- crowd of ndmlrerB at tho en trance. His orderly rides about fifteen paces directly behind him and always carries a. loaded U Colt's at his side That Is the program when the Presi dent rides alone. As ha goes far out Into the suburbs and takes to the loneliest roads he can find, to get away from the turmoil of the city fur a brief span, It Is well that he Is attended, for If only an nccldcnt should occur them would be, otherwise, no one to bilug In the tidings. Hut he Is often accom panted by Mrs. rtoosevolt nnd by friends. On such occasions thore i no attendant orderly Not the hardest downpour will de. Ter the President's evening rldo. Oc casionally lee does, by making .-.lip ping a piobablllty. When It Is raining he will simply throw- about him a long lubber tape and don his boots and off he tides as usual, never leturnlng be fore C o'cloik. While Miss Alice Itoosevell Is ft hii peib horsewoman, and In New York and' Oyster Day rides considerably she has never yet ridden In Washing ton Theodore Jr. being off nt school, Is nevei seen riding in Washington Mastci Alible, howevei, on his little Shetlnnd, Algonquin, nciompanled by a gloom. Is seen about semi-weekly He novel rides with his father because his little mount cannot keep pace with lllelstilu nnd when his father gets beyond the cit) limits he likes tj do a llttlo fast riding ho is ne.i as sen sltlvo about tho gazo of tho public as is his father Ho mounts his steed In tho midst of a crowd In the south ground, the public sldo of tho White House. Mrs. Iloosovelt goes cnrrlago riding daily nt 11'. 10 or thereabout. At that time thero Is always a throng, espe cially women, on tho portico, waiting to seo her pass out. To them she hows sweetly. A little low lilck house behind tho Army and Navy building, nnd oppo site the Corcoran Art Oallery, Is, though no one would ever take It to be. the President's stable It was built In 18C9, and has served many Presidents many years with no Im provements or enlargements, nnd barely repairs and repainting. This unpretentious llttlo stable, though, has housed soma splendid specimens of horseflesh. Now, be sides the distinguished Saddlers Gen eral and Judge, tho carriage horses are ns perfect a pair and as well mat ed ns any that appear on the capital's thoroughfare. They are valued at over $1000 apiece. Mr Cortelyou's 'horses are stalled there They are four In numbci. His animals are property of Btale. The stable Is likewise The force employ ed, twelve In number, under tho direc tion of IMwnrd J. Canovei, a stable manager and horso expert of reputa tion, is at the expense of the state Hut the President has to foot the bill foi his private horses and carriages. Mr Canover Is a new foreman, the other who served under the lato Pros Ideut having resigned on the last of the past year. There Is nothing gaudy about the President's livery or caparl sons Ills horse blanket Is a whlto field bordered by a narrow brim of black, and having in large, red letters the monogram "T It." Ills llverv Is modest In the extreme, a pair of coal black coachmen Ln dark blue. Ills tin mints are black, with dark bluo panels On them a lighter blue, in litters about an inch high and ln the same de-sign as that which ornaments liN saddle blanket ait- tho Initials "T It lie has a landau a binughnm and a surrey hut the last has never been ;ueil THE GIRL HE LOVED 8ECRETARY SHAW'S WITNESS. Governor Shaw of Iowa, the lucent ly appointed Secretary of the Treas ury', tells this Btory ol a personal ex perlence while trying a case In an Iowa court. A hoy about 14 yeuis old had been put on the stand, and tho opposing counsel was examining him After the usual preliminary questions as to the witness nge. residence, and tho like, ho then proceeded: "Hare you any occupation?" "No." "Don't you do any work of any kind?" "No." "Just loaf mound home'" "That'B ubout all." "What does your fathei do?" "Nothln" much " "Doesn't ho do anything to supuoil tho family?" "He does odd Jobs auto ill .1 while when ho enn get them" "As a matter of fact, Isn't your fith er a pretty worthless fellow, a t'end beat and a loafer?" "I don't know, sir, you'd better ask him. He's slttln' over there on the jury." New York Times SOME 8TALE BREAD. Tucson, Ariz, Feb 10 A notnblo it-cent contribution to tho archai-olo gleal museum of tho University of Arizona Is a loaf of bread found In a cave dwelling In thu Superstition Mountains of central Ailzona In 1879, and since that time In tho ponseislon of Herbert llrown, superintendent of tho Territorial prison The loaf Is undeniably bread, and without a doubt Is of great age. It was found embedded In tho ashes wherein It was baked pi nimbly l.un dreds or perhaps thousands of yenrr ago. It hnd very plainly been wrap pod In a cloth or mat, and tho matks of tho flbro of tho cloth are visible In the dark, bricklike mass. Mr. llrown Is of tho opinion that tho bread was made of mesqulta beans, roughly ground In mcttaes by tho aboriginal housewives of centuries ago. With It was found a store- of ancient sacrificial Implements, stono axes nnd arrowheads, Tho loaf tins been steril ized by tho curator ot tho museum, and has been sealed within a glass Jar. II It lutein t been for lur "spellbind Ing eyes. Jack San telle wouliln t nave leliiemheied. and remembering mode 'ilni cibhamed ol the ill) .mil tin ulghl In bib life when the sun was ilgh and the moon was ilih ln -llvei splendor. It all happened but a few s ior months belore, still It seemed but yes tenia), and be still felt the ecstasy ci i clinging klfs, the iniess of soft aims the music of a love pitched voice Outsido the tleice gale was blowing the falling snow ngulnst the windows Hid the shrieking wind seemed to nock his thoughts lint tne chill of he driving storm did not cool the warmth of his surging thoughts Pel Imps 'twas the wild night, so unlike thu balmy softness or that evening Inst summer when the Utile rustic maiden first learned the luxury of a clinging MbB. that- accentuated his thoughts Saw telle frequently said thoughts thrived best when eti ernes met. He let his mind turn b,i U .ml re viewed the one "episode whose In fluent e still mndo him think Didn't It rain, though the night he drove nto Dumley nnd lotinil shelter be neath thu little countiy hotel'' And how he nnatliemntlid the Mm in, the ;ulKit loads mid his stupid ihlver when he wns told he could not get a tiniu out until Vloiiilay morning' Hut what a change Sunday' 12-ciy thing glistened with sunshine 'I he clear green mountain air put new life Ill his lungs Ills eyes, too, haw beau 'y lu all things human He actually greeted the farmer landlord with n be snvv her She blast through the folding doors bringing an order of coffee from the kitchen and healing a tray in her hands Her wav) blown hair wns tombed lliml) back from a rather high loiehead, and It told at a glance the air of neatness In which she lived Hut her e)is held and fabclnated Saw title Hven now ho romc-mbeicd how haul he tried to decide their lolor At Hist ho thought they wire blue, a second later ho was bine they were brown, and when she brought him toitured steak, he knew they were giay During that meager hrcakfnst they shone at him grny black, hael. brown, green until Saw telle was leady to swear that no e)es In Ibn world ever matched them He caught himself wondering low she would look If her slinplu gown was tnllor-made and her mind cnllego hred "With all theso advantages sho would stir thlngB In our nt " he mut tered. Ho was telling her how disappointed he was tho night beforo when tho Btorm prevented him from catching tho last train. "It's not to much tho do lay as the fact that I didn't accom plish what I had planned." '1 in n she laid him lion many things ubout the village the-ie were that would Interest him, she thought. The Hume oi the Paw ley llrook Is mil i hlef boast." she said "Wo al mi)s show it to stiangers" Perhaps )ou will show It to me, e lemaiked. Ills voleo betiayed n ote ol eagerness, much to his rur ii Im- Saw telle winced when tils llrm smooth hand felt the rough ono of his companion ns he helped her over Un locks of the Klume, "What a pity l Is she has to work," he thought. lleyond, tho noisy stream became a deep slow moving brook that stretch ed aeioss the green meadow llko n monstei pjtlion. "The girl with the eyes," ns Sawtollu called her in his mind, sank upon the lie lily clad bank with a blgh of content Snwtclle sat hear his dieamy eyes ililuklng In the verdant splendor of the meadow He turned, finally, to address a rcmnik to the glil, hut the words died on his lips llci c)t'B held him speechless In theli depths shone the light ot In iioecnce and thu dream of yuiitli Koi a full minute they looked Into each otheiB eyes, then his fell, a flush lost Ithylf In the loots ol his hah The uiulTIi d sound ol u partiidgo drumming came to his cms aeioss the meadon Saw telle pondeied vaviiuly why a partiidgo should bo drumming at that time of the )c.u, Its mute's blood wus long slncu hale bed. "Don't kiss me like that," the glil whispered Her voice seemed rnr away The day was nearly spent Saw telle tossed and turned lestless ly un the hard hotel bed A rtusti-r crowed, It was near daybreak. No sleep had come to him that night That Inst kiss still burned on his lips He could see her eyes gleaming ut him when they parted in the dark, silent hall "I love you," she had mummied I laved you when I first saw you, but 1 didn't know It was lovo then. You me illlfeient from any of thu men I've been Don't go nway stay here -lth me. Promise me you'll come bat k And San telle piomised. Six months had passed and the un kept promise still grated his ion science "I'll start tomorrow," he ileclued nhnid "I'll mnrry that girl she de scives It. I lovo her, too I know I do, for sho Is over with me In spirit And what do I care about my friends'? Travel and study and association will put her at tho top of them all With her figure, her face and thoso eves, she's queen of my heart now, bless tier!" It was a dreary, Bnow laden llttlo village that Sawtelle reached the I ext day It veils northern Vermont in win ter. He found the same old landlord tilted back against the wall In the lit tie oflHe nsleep In his chali 'Gosh' You Just come?" The land loid said b) wny of greeting Then rubbing bis eyes he looked ngaln at Suwtelle and n grin of recognition wrinkled his face. "Why you'ie the same feller who was how- last summer ain't you'" he lemaiked. "I thought so, ' the landlord chuck led, ns Sawtelle aeknowiedged the fact with a nod Ilchs has been Irag glng evei since how she caught on to n teal swell fiom llostnn She's had lots of practice on the iliummers that come here, but she nover met n leal top Hotelier until you came fiosli It's funny to hear her go on and cell nbout the way you made lovo to her Some of It Is real poet like You mist bo one of them 'ere lady killers they tell on " And the garrulous eld man dine kled ngaln "She'll bo glad to see you he con tinued Shuffling to the door, he call ed, "Hess' your Doston feller's here!" "She's coming," he nolo, turning; "and gosh all hemlock'" Sawtelle had tied. IloKton Post (30(i)tSW Itiffi OF THE DAV ) fV Tl (7- IS! ?! V - V " 'i! V 'SI ft) ( The money Unit e awe doi-s nut So won) us, no know, As does the lot we haven't got, Hut whlih e'il like to owe. Philadelphia Piets, The Congressman confionts a task That's like an endlebs chain, When here, he has to go to work On getting back again. Washington Star The llddlei fiddled a little while, Compelling the ilgld strings To wall In n weird nnd n mournful st) le s living and toituied things, And the Indies gazed on tho sweop of his hair, And listened with hated breath, And then they rose and ruslnd on him time, And klBScd the poor ilevll to death Chicago Ilccord Herald When lu her mannish shirtwaist With lorenrins bnro nnd brown 1 vow ni) lady's fairest Of all In Held or town. When autumn burns tho mountains With flamoB of ruddy flro My lady in hor sweater Awakes my muse's lyre. Hut when the bitter north wind Old winter's wrath bestirs I Bwear there's naught tan equal My lady In her furs. N. S O. In Ilocbester PoBt-Express. B Hl T-r "K-K4- "Your greatest enemy Is whisky." "Hut we are told to lovo our ene mies." "Ycb, but not to swallow them!" "Ilrldgct, did you call tho boys?" "Indado an Ol called thlm everything Ot cud think of, but they won't git up." Ouest What n splendid dinner! I don't often get as good a meal as this. Little Wllllo (son of tho host) Wo don't do cither. Microscopic Metaphysics. Mrs. Hoylo I enn read my husband llko a book. Mrs. Doyle You must 1-nvo good eyes to read such n small tvpo. "1 wonder If this bridge pays?" said Lord Lennox, ln npproachlng vnux hall Bridge. "Oo over It," said Hcok, the punBtcr, "nnd you'll be tolled," An Editorial Encounter. Nubbs He went Into the editor's office llko a roaring lion and camo out llko a post ago stamp. Dubhs How was that? Nubbs Licked. "When I told her I had something laid by for a rainy day, I thought I would win her." "And you didn't?" "No; whnt I'd lain by for rain was no protection from frost." "You seem to bo much Interested in me. my llttlo girl. Whnt Is it?" "I don't seo how your face can be so smooth and clear; papa says you lave traveled alt over the country on It." Mrs. Porkchops Hah! They're mere parvenus. Mr. Porkchops Er got their money since wo did? Mrs. Pork chops Why, yes; they've Just Btiuck oil In Texas, How It Looked. Wife I've gotten so that I don't care If you nre not at homo more. I have resources of my own. Husband You don't mean to say that you have learned to quarrel with yourself? "Ethel," ho whispered, "will you marry me?" "I don't know, Charley," she replied coyly. "Well, when you find out," he said, rising, "Bend me word, will you? I shall bo at Mabel Hicks' until 10 o'clock. If I don't hear from you by 10 o'clock I am going to nsk her " Passed. Professor If n person in good health, but who Imagined h'm Bclf sick, should Bend for you, what would you do? Medical Student (live him something to make him sick, and then ndmlnlster nn nntldotc. Pro fessor Don't waste nny more time here, hang out your shingle. Man's Secret Power. "In all my life-, ' she said, with a nigh, "I l.avo seen only ono man that I would can to marry " "Did ho look llko me?" he carelessly asked. Then sho flung her self Into his arms, and wanted to know what secret power men possess that enables them to tell when they are loved. An old colored preacher in tho rural districts accounted for tho lightning lu this way "Ever' time Satan looks down en sees de Lnwcl's work gwlnc on. flio flashes film his eyes. Da'ts do llghtnln'. En w'en ho fall tor hit a church wld It ho lays back en hol lers Dat's do thunder." "nut. ras son. ' snld nn old deacon, "whar Is Satan In do winter tlmo? Wo don't have no llghtnln' den." Tho preacher studied a minute, and then said: "Well hit may be, Ilr'er Williams, dat bell's Irozo over den." UMlSt'iiSllfMlSKfilifo'sSiSiVft'KliSiyiSft'iS Method of Procedure for the Or ganization and Incorporation of AH Cities, Towns, and Villages. (Continued from page 10 ) I'liutu lupsrlLlil. IKl. Ly J Sihlujs, New York LATEST PICTURE OF MRS. ROOSEVELT SMITH PREMIER TYPEWRITERS Still fn fie Lead Always in Ihe Lead, HIGHEST AWARD AT PARIS EXPOSITION HIGHEST AWARD AT BUFFALO EXPOSITION It's tlmo to turn over a now loaf If you have never used the Smith Premier. Superior In construction and cfTlcloncy. Send or call for catalogue. C. W. MAGFARLANE, SOLE AGENT. MACHINES SOLD, RENTED AND REPAIRED, OAHU CARRIAGE MF'G CO., Ltd. 1170 River Rtrcet. Bet. Ucretnnlu anil Paunhl, Tel. Hlue A4I. P. O. Ilnx 078. libber Tires pat on in Satis factory Manner. MANUFACTURERS OF Fine Carriages, Wagons and TrUCkS. Rcpnlr Work a Specialty All orders promptly attended to. Only competent help employed. Hervlco of tho city he removed, reduc ed or tinnsfcrrcd without first having lecelvcd a vvrlttcn statement scttlni; loi th In detail the reason thereof ; n (lupllcato copy of such statement nnall be tiled in the office of tho Civil Sor vlco Commissioners, nnd nt tho option ot the official who shall havo hem re moved, reduced, or transferred, tucli statement of reasons, toi;ethci with tho reply thereto made by tho olllccr removed, shall be mndo a matter of public record in tho archives of tho city Subject to tho foregoing provi sions of this Act, all persons In tho administrative Bervlco of the city shall hold their o (Ticca without fixed terms and subject to the pleasuio ot tho Mayoi. Mayoi May Investigate. Sec 10. Tho Mayor may at any time, with or without notice, investi gate In person or by ngent or ngents appointed by him for this purpose, tho affairs of any department of tho city government, nnd the official acts and conduct of any official lu tho adinlnls tiatlvo scrvlco of tho city. For tho purpose of ascertaining fnctB In con ncctlon with these examinations, tho Mayor or tho agent or agents so ap pointed by him shall have full power to compel the attendance nnd testlmo ny of witnesses, to aiTmlnlstcr oaths, nnd to examine such persona as tney shall deem necessary, and to compel the production of hoolis and papers Wilful false swearing In Biich investi gations nnd examinations shall bo rer jury punishable as such. The Bulletin, 75cts, per month Jle.llsger My wlfo and some of her 'rlends have organized a secret socle- 'y. Thingumbob NonBcnsel No woman "Ml keep a secret. McJIgger Thoy don't pretend to Keep them, but to tell them. It's a sew. ing circle Philadelphia Press. 4&t'