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THE SPRINGDALE NEWS. J\<). r. STAFFORD. Editor. SPHIN<U>ALE, - ARKANSAS. TO A CHILD. Oh. my child, my pure and perfect man child, With the light of Heaven in your eyes. Anti your yellow har like glory resting O'er a face so angel sweet and wise! Oh. ray child, 1 hold your hand and trernblo When I think of all that you must meet On the way, where there )s naught to guide you Save my clouded eyes and stumbling foot. All the nobleness that sleeps within you Waits my touch to waken into grace; Ah, the man you will be haunts my futura With reproach, not love, upon his face! Is the gardener not appalled and daunted When he sees but lifeless twigs, and knows That within ihe bare, brown things there slum bers. Waiting for his waking hand, the rose? bo I fear, from fingers all unskillful. Some rude touch your perfect growth may mar; If the priming-knife slip but a little. You must carry, all your life, a sear. Oh. p" child, unknown, unconscious currents Meet and mingle in your young, warm blood, So, (led help me wh^n your *oul shall blossom, And—God help me should I blight its bud. Am'rican Viujazitie, TIERRA DEL EUEGO. Lato Information About a Little Known Country. -V Results of scientific and < .eogra pliiral I ploratloiiM- I ormi'i Min oiicHptiiiiis Corrected The Name a Misnomer. Ticrra del Fuego ini' hitherto at tracted but little attention, and the hnsv world lias been content to lot il alone. Of late, however, circumstances have arisen which give the country interest and supply information about it. Within the last live, years it has been the subject of more thorough and scientific investigation than has ever been previously attempted. Lieutenant Bovc. of the Fiench navy', has, by per mission of tlie Argentine Govern meat, and partly under Its patronage, made an expedition to the southeast portion of Tierra del Fuego; and bis laliors havero sulted in a valuable report on the fau na. flora and general characteristics of the country, and tin- condition and language of the people. Another even more valuable contribution to our knowledge Oil the subject has been made by Kev. Thomas Brydges, a Church of England missionary, who has lived in the southeastern part of Tierra del Fuego for over twenty-five years, and has during that long resi dence accumulated an important amount of information about the coun try and its inhabitants. Mr. Julius —^ I’opper, a man of seientide anti dents, has also, on behalf of a mining com pany, recently made an expedition right across tlie country from Useless Bay on tic- west to San Sebastian on tlie east ami thence along the coast. Lastly, Don Kainon Lista, a well-known explorer agd a member of the (leo graplural Society of Buenos Ayres, has just returned from a scientific and geo graphical expedition to the east and southeast coasts, undertaken at the in stance of tlie Argentine Government. Fhese combi nod sources of information have served to correct many errors hithertoeurrent about the country, and to add to our knowledge in many im portant respects. The group of islands which form tlie archipelago of Tierra del Fuego have an area of about eighty thousand square mites, nearly the same size as Fngland and Scotland. l*arwin de scribes the country as "a mountainous land, partly submerged in the sea, so that deep inlets and buys occupy the place where the valleys should exist, l'o ft ml an acre of level land in any part of the country is most rare ” Don Ramon Lista, however, who has had greater and more recent opportunities of in vestigat ions, t li inks tlie di.-eript ion h mistaken one. He describes Argen tine Tierra del Fuego as presenting two aspects. In tin north there are valleys more nr less extensive, cov ered with splendid groves, and irri gated by large rivers, some of which are navigable: this region enjoying an agreeable temperature, with very little snow during the w inter. South of this he reports that the appearance of the country changes, and extended forests appear, where the grass is not so abundant or the rivers so large Tin face of the land in this part is some thing like Switzerland, with small lakes, elevated mountains and valuable timber forests, lie seems to think the country capable of great development, for he adds: “On the plains thorn will yet he planted a great pastoral indus try. while 1 believe the mountains will be found to contain valuable mineral deposits. Tlii' geological formation of Tierra del Kuego corresponds with that of Patagonia; its mountains are the con tinuation ami southern extremity of the Andos, whilo the plains and uplands correspond to the Patagonian steppes. In some parts the formation is decided ly volcanic, pumice stone is found in large quantities, and granite and quart/are abundant. On the other hand, limestone, iron ami coal seem to be wanting. Hold has been found in considerable quantities in the north, and for a number of years the enter prising Chilians have been washing il at the foot of the chain of hills which forms the roasts of Useless and Future Pays. The climate is certainly not tlio ^ best in the world, but its disudvan tages seem to have been a good deal exaggerated by casual visitors who have, perhaps, been unfortunate as to times and localities. Mr. Brydgos tells us that in the humid regions of the west frosts are almost unknown; while in >he central and eastern parts, where the sky is nearly always cloudless, there is intense eold during the four months from June to September. He adds that the want of sufficient heat in summer is the great drawback to the climate, and is a greater inconvenience than the cold in winter, whicli hat never been known to he lower than 12 degrees Fahrenheit, while the high est summer temperature is only 75 de grees. If it were not for the raw. damp winds, the climate of Tierra del Fuego would be much better than that pf Canada. While there are probably few stream* in the country which are of sufficient size ever to he utilized for navigation, there is a large number of small rivers and watercourses, which carry off the rains and melted snow from the mountains, and thus assist to irrigate the lower plains. Travelers’ reports as to the inhabit ants of Tierra del Kuego have been oonllieting. Some visitors have re ported the natives to be stalwart, line looking men. and others have described them as small and abject beings. Darwin, whose Helentifie investigations were confined to the south of the coun try. says that “ one can hardly believe them to hi- feiiow-creatures and inhab | Hants of tile same world.” On the other hand, other explorers in the north and northeast describe the Fuc gians as powerful men of large stature and warlike instincts. This apparent discrepancy seems to he due to the fact that the land is inhabited by two very distinct races of Indians. Mr. Brvdges. whose long residence in the country enables him to speak with authority on this point, assures us that there are two separate and distinct tribes dwelling in Tierra del Fuego. He calls them, as they call themselves, Onas and Yahgans, the for mer living in the north and the lat ter in the south. riu- Onas seem to be almost identical in character, manners and language with the Tuchelehe In dians of Patagonia. Like them, they use hows and arrows in thu,chase. and an- muscular, active and well formed. Their number is now much reduced: an epidemic of measles having been very fatal among them a few years ago. and the whole tribe probably does not now number more than live hundred per sons. They arc nomadic, and live prin eipally in portable tents, covered with gnanaco skins. Mr. Popper did not form a high opinion of their inlellee tual faculties, judging from the primi tive nature of their implements, lie describes their tools as consisting for the most part of pieces of iron, taken from some Vessel cast on shore, and th-d to jiiecos of wood in leather thongs. They have no canoe-. and do not fish, though they pick up on tho shore such fish as are left behind after heavy tides. Their only water-vessels are large shells; but they display' some ingenuity in making arrows and bas kets. The Yughans, who inhabited the southern portion of Tierra del Fuego, tire an altogether different people from the Onas, and have, with some reason, been considered as the most miserable speeies of humanity in the Western Hemisphere. Tiny are qiiiir relsomc and treaeliei-ons, and are gov erned entirely by their desires and passions Vi ry dexHtrous in the man agement id canoes, they live largely I by fishing, hut are \crv destitute even of the simplest appliance for cooking and comfort. Some of the tribes arc of fair size, but others are extremely | diminutive and abject looking-. Mr. Brydgcs, however, who has lived among them nearly a quarter of a century, says they are not so de i graded a- they have, been represented, and he particularly repudiates the j charge of cannibalism which has boon 1 made against them. They have been found capable of some small measure of civilization, but, like the Onas, have suffered severe ly- from epidemics, especially from small-pox. 1'heir number is now con siderably below three thousand. Mr. Brydg -s describes their language as - soft, rich and very full;” how rich and full may be inferred from his al most incredible statement that he has accumulated a vocabulary of no fewer than 30.IHMI words. To find such, a wealthy language among so low a race is a curious eireuiustanoe and one worthy of consideration hv ethnolo gist*. Such area few of the latest particu lars about this little-known territory. Keen the name by which it is known is a misnomer, it being a land of frost rather than a land of fire. It receives (hi latter title from its discoverer, Magellan, who, when passing its northern coasts, noticed night after night a succession of small fires, which he supposed to bo due to some myster ious natural causes. In reality, they were beacons lighted by' the natives; but flu' original mistake bits given a permanent name to the country, and is ty pical of many other mistakes which have since been made about it. — C7ww fjers’ Journal. Some Misleading Names. The tuberose is no rose, hut a species of olyanth. 1'ompcv s pillar had no historical connection with Fompey in any wav. Cleopatra’s needle was not erected by the Egyptian Queen, nor in tier IKMHII. i Whalebone, i- not, bone. aud it> said not to possess a single property of hone. Turkish baths did not originate in Turkey, and arc not^ baths. only heated ohamiters. (Jarman silver was not invented in Germany, and does not contain a parti clo of silver. . Black lead is not lead nt, all, but a compound of carbon and a small quan tity of iron. Brazilian grass never grow in Brazil, and is not grass: it is nothing but strips of palm leaf. Burgundy pitch is not pitch, and does not route frohi Burgundy, the greater jiart of it is resin and palm oil. Sealing wax does not contain a par ticle of wax, hut is composed of Venice turpentine, shellac and cinnabar. Cuttle bone is not bone, but a kind ot chalk once inclosed in the fossil re mains of extinct specimens of cuttle fish. Prussian blue has no special relation to Prussia, hut is a cyanide of potas sium and iron. Prussic acid w as for merly obtained from it. — -Nodes and Queries. A Ministerial Reproof. Minister (mildlyV I've been want ing to sec you. Mr. Kurd, in regard to the quality of milk with which you are serving me. Milkman (uneasily)- Yes. sir. Minister (very mildly) I only want ed to say, Mr Kurd, that I use the milk for dietary purposes exclusively, am! not for christening -1- ** PERSONAL AND LITERARY. Mr. Dana, of the New York Sun, rallies his nevsp»i>«r property at fo.OOO.OOO. It is said that the Century Magatitie receives an average of 1,000 manu scripts a month from literary aspirants. Mr. Henry (’. Lett, sometime pub lisher and now author and antiquarian, has one of the largest libraries in Phila delphia, and spends most of his time among his hooks. - The new Japanese Minister at Wa hington was in IH77 sent to prison for live years fora political offense. During hi8 conlinement he translated John Stuart Mill'# works on political economy into Japanese. — Every year writers in this country use or lose one hundred million steel pens. Comparatively few of these are imported now, and those who buy for eign-made perns pay more and got a poorer article than if they bought the America n. Colonel Hoherl (I. Ingersoll, refer ring to recent insinuations that he had been guilty of plagiarism, offers a re ward of ten thousand dollars to any one who w ill find a sentence in any book which has been appropriated by him in a public speech. In the library of Dr. Williams, in London, is a copy of the Bible in shorthand. It is exquisitely written, and is said to have belonged to an ap prentice of the time of James II., who feared that the Bible was about to be prohibited, and so wrote this copy. The American work of fiction that has had tlie greatest salo is M rs. Stowe's •• Uncle Tom's Cabin." Next to U conies " The Lam|)lighter, a Boston school-teacher's work, that has been throng'll two pummel editions of on' thousand copies each. The third hook on tlio list of successes is Ilabborton's “ Helen's Rabies.” Mr. Hdison's latest invention, the phonograph. is his most, marvelous, for it not only records speech, hut re peats it. It is now perfected for ordi nary use, and a test, exhibition was re cently given before a company of elec tricians mid others in New York, which was thoroughly successful. It is said of Kdison that he can invent and dic tate letters at the same time; that his brain works as easily in one direction as the other. London Truth is in a state of mind because novelists will never refer to a hand pure and simple; it always' must be a "gloved hand” or an ‘‘un gloved hand.” Truth says and inti mates that the next thing in order is to find the boys of fiction bathing with •‘unshod feet " and playing foot-ball with "shod” one-, while the dying heroine in the last chapter may lie expected to tui'ii her "lovely, unbou nded head on the snowy pillow" and the hero to walk down 1’all‘Mail with his “intellectual head magnificently h att'xl.” —A correspondent recently asked Mr. liiiskiri his view- and practice re garding the Sacrament of the Lord’s Supper. "My dear sir,” replied the illustrious critic and moralist, “ i gladly take the bread, water, wine or meat of tin- Lord’s Supfter with mem inn's ef any family or nation who obey linn; anil should In- epually sure it was liis giving if 1 were myself woilliy to receive it- whether the in termediate mortal hand were the Hope’s, tlie (Queen’s or a hedge-side gypsy’s.” HUMOROUS. -An author was recently asked for a list of the best hundred books. With >ai 1m courtesy he replied that he had not yet written ipiite a hundred. II (.'fern Rural. —Teas'her(to class) —“In this stanza, what is meant by the line: ‘The shades of night were falling fasti” ” Bright scholar - •• The people were pulling down the blinds.” Turk. Mr.t'umso " I saw an obese wom an as I came " Mrs. (‘iimso (inter ' rupting) "Well, I think it’s about ! time they stopped the immigration of those vile foreigners." America. “ Are you a man of family, sir?” he said to a timid little chap who had a nervous way of looking' over liis shoul der. "Yes, sir,” was the reply; “nty wife has a husband and four children.” Scapegrace Son (introducing lib old father to young lady) “Miss Mindys the author of my being.” Old (Jontleman (bowing) A work that has been much criticised.” Harper'? Murju riic . -They were seated at the suppoi table and speaking about the different I sorts of fruit, each one had a prefer | cnee.. Little Ruth, who was the last t< i speak, said: "I like all kinds ef fruit bul hash. Ih emit h n • I rts.i Mrs. Guzzler “Will you lie home to dinner, dear?" Guzzler "No; im portant business; down-town late.' Mrs. G “Wlmt a pity! and wearo go ing to have sueh a nice rum omelet-' Guzzler “I'll be liome.’’- loirn Top : ICS. Mr. Ham (the eminent tragedian! — “The dramatic profession in this ! eountry, my dear sir. is making rapic strides." I tear Sir (much impressed; Yes. I suppose' it has to at times, tf get out of the way of trains."- Till i LiUs. Mistress "Bridget, where is thn< picture of Psyche that belongs in th< front parlor?" Bridget — "Oeh, it’s I mesilf, mum, that forgot to bring i! | back, i was fi.vin" me hair for church ! this marnin’, tin' I left it in me own 'room." Thin. Deacon (to eountry ministorl—"I s'pose, parson, that the advance in 1 your «,olary from five hundred to six hundred dollars will be a big help te you." Minister "Yes, indeed; the additional one hundred dollars will en able me to hire a man to collect the five hundred dollars."—Harper's linzar. Uncle Hast us (to postmaster) — Has yo' got enny letters fo’ me, hoss?" Postmaster “Nothing to-day. Uncle Rastas." Uncle Rastus "No postal-kiards. or stamps, or nuthin’?” Postmaster "No; were you expecting I to hear from somebody?" Uncle Bas tus—"No, 1 don' expec' ter hear from \ nobody, sab. but I was parsin’ by an’ II thought 1 wild je>s step in an’ uat roui.:e Uc > ■ tiiblishment. t SOUTHERN AGRICULTURAL, Hints on Making Pork. Tlio process of converting grain into pork b,v means of a machine called a hog. is by no means a difficult one, provided the machine is kept in run ning order. It is folly to suppose and expect that a hog ran convert any and all kinds of food into pork. It is neces sary that, if wo want pork, we must feed those foods wltieh will produce Hesli and fat. When hogs arrive at ; the proper age for fattening, see that I every one is in a healthy condition and is thriving. The system must be in perfect order, that food may not hi' wasted. Don't throw in a wagon-load of corn, reminding your hogs that it. is all they will get for a week, but gradu ally and systematically work them up to "full feed." Do not ehange the diet too suddenly, and especially use earn ! in changing from green to solid food. Adopt regular hours for feeding, and the animals will soon learn to expert it about that time every day. With old 1 hogs, food twice a day is often enough, hut with young shoats, I would advise feeding three times a day, as by only feeding' twice they overload their stom achs. The food should always be given in a clean, wholesome condition, and never allowed to sour. The barrels or vats in which the food is mixed should be cleaned after each feeding, and all surplus food removed. The main object should be to keep your hogs with good healthful appetites. Hot's fatten best when not disturbed or excited. Never allow your pigs to run with fattening hogs, as their run ning about often excites the older ones. The important thing now is to promote idleness and sloop. I believe that feeding about 6 a. m. and f> p. iu. are perha [is the most satisfactory hours during the summer and fall. There is no doubt that hogs can ho fattened quicker and with less food if provided with good warm houses, and the food given in troughs and not scat tered about the ground, i do not ad vise placing too many together, but those of nearly uniform size may oc cupy the same pens or apartments. Slops thickened by meals are very de sirable. and are certainly more econom ical than entire grain. Vegetables and roots may be used liberally in winter fattening, but this must not at any time form the whole diet, as they do not contain much fattening qualities. I’se lib erally of salt and wood ashes, cinders, refuse coal, slacked lime, brimstone and charcoal about once a week, each in small quantities. Above, all things see that your hogs have un failing appetites and are in good con dition physically. The watering of hogs is also very important and should he done with some system. The heating effects of corn are often aggravated by pouring into the overloaded stomachs a mass of cold water. This often results in a severe purging that debilitates the digestion more than any thing else. Water should be givyn hogs in limited quantities, and it should be warm enough to have the chill taken from it. By following this course, there will be less disturbance of digestion. ,The cravings of an animal suffering from such intense internal heat, caused by overfeeding, should not be satisfied by allowing perfect freedom to cold water. As an animal glows fatter, there is less waste of moisture from the system hv evaporation than when the animal is in thin flesh. There is, besides, in a fattening animal, a gradual hardening of the flesh, caused by a substitution of fat for water in the system, so that, well fed fattening animals do not require as much water as th» stock hogs, and when roots and vegetables are fed, but little water is actually necessary. If a fattening hog shows signs of fre quent thirst, this is sufficient evi dence thnt it has an over-feed, which lias brought on fever and caused a derangement of digestion, so that care should tie used that an animal shall not drink too much. The in stinct of the animal will not be a proper guide as to its appetite. Then it is far better to prevent all disordoi by giving water that has been warmed. I These facts can easily be applied to all animals, for it is known ! that all beasts suffer more or lessfron 1 the injurious effects of taking cold wa ter into the system. Then I believe il is well worth the trouble to supply good, roomy bathing apartments fot all kinds of hogs, whether in summci 1 or winter. Hogs require nice, clean. pure water for all purposes. it is ad j voeated by some that by boiling watei j before giving to hogs will reduce the liability of disease; germs that tnigh be in the water would thereby he kill ,-d The nl:m is a eond one and mieh I hr more generally observed. I.rtri \ Brown, in Farmers' Home Journal. Southern Grasses. A well eduented and sueeessful farm er in Irwin County, (in . w rites: I havi for several years given interested at tent ion to what 1 have heard and rea< concerning lucern as a forage plant and although the development of it quality has been very slow, and man; i efforts at its production in this sectioi have been almost complete failures, ] have never doubted the great possi bilities of the plant as stock food, botl in the green and cured state. I havi l always had substantially the burnt ! views as to what was necessary to thr successful production of it its those re peatedly put forth editorially in th< columns of 7’Ae Cultivator. A correspondent of the Cowctii County Advertiser, published at New man, (la., gives this account of lucerr ; in that vicinity: Many years ago thr father of the writer seeded two acret with lucern. The plat of ground war exceedingly rich and adjoined thr horse lot in which ten mules were fed. Two hundred pounds were fed to thesr ! ten mules every evening, and at least i ive more could have been furnished, so rapid was the growth. My father claimed that these two acres ! were worth at least one hundred j bushels of corn and a half supply ol fodder for ten mules. Many person I plant lucent (or hay. and the ex perience 01 Captain IT .1 Sargent abundantly justifies a trial for this pur pose, for it would not he Untrue to say that he saved at least two tons of hay last season from the acre he has south of his rosidenee. In Virginia lucern is grown for green soiling, and always fed green, except in such cases a-s ex cess of green forage, when it is cut and cured. Lucern can be cut for hay as often as three times if the season be favorable; yet it is not advisable to cut more than twice, as late and too fre quent cutting might retard the winter growth. It should never be grazed, and should have a top dressing every year, about March 1, of land plaster and a superphosphate. Tl will last live or six years, and is good for horses, mules, cows, and hogs. Try even a small spot. Hint3 on Horse-Breeding. In breeding a common marc to a thoroughbred horse of suitable si/e and substance the farmer has all the chances in his favor. Should the product be a colt lie w ill he useful as a general purpose from his three-year old form up to the time lie is sold, and ho will he found to have quality enough for almost any market for which his size may lit him. Half bred horses arc always in demand at fairly remunerative prices, and there is, perhaps, not a commodity in tho horse market for which there is a more continuous demand. Half bred marcs are extremely valuable in tile stud, especially if they arc under sized. One of these can be bred tea trotting stallion with reasonable ehanoos of securing a fast and lasting trotter, to a eoaeh horse for the re production of bis kind in an improved form, or hi the thoroughbred for tho production of the ideal limiter or sad die hack. Indeed, the thoroughbred cross is almost sure to give hack value in one shape or another, though the foal in its first year may be one of the most unpromising ever dropped on the farm.— (Janarfinn llrreji r. Fall Calving Best. Prof. Alvord is credited with the following: "Looking over my rec ords, f find that with cows of like ago and breeding those which calved in .•September and October gave from 800 to 1,000 pounds of milk more per year than those whieh were fresh in the spring. I also find that the winter milk is considerably richer than that made from succulent pasturage of tho spring and early summer, and from one to two quarts lest, of it is required to make a pound of butter. 1 esti ' mate tiiat two pounds of butter will bring as much money in winter as I three pounds in sum met*. 1 can also | show that cows fresh in fall have, longer milking period than spring j cows, inasmuch as about the time they would naturally commence to fail tho i fresh pasturage comes on and gives ! them a good send off for the summer.” ■ ■ •» *■ ► ■ ■ A'ealth in the Loblolly Pine. Among the new enterprises I want to mention the ehemieai works whieh i manufacture things never dreamed of before, out of wood, it e have a kind of pine here in Alabama known as old 1 tiold or loblolly pine, and which has l heretofore been considered almost l worthless, hut from one cord of this i wood these works made forty-eight 1 bushels of coal, several gallons of tar, a quantity of rosin and one or twn I gallons of alcohol, also an essence rd rare medicinal virtue. r. ('. Dill, in the Great South. HERE AND THERE. I) A. Richardson, of Maysville, Ky.. advises the farmers and gardeners ! to sow some oats with their turnips. II this Ls done the fly will never destroy i the young turnips. According to some experiments re cently made, fat cattle fed on hav with other food increased in live weight more than those fed with ensilage, hut those fed with ensilage gave more and better milk. The carload rate on watermelon! from Georgia to New York has been increased from $80 to $1*20 and to oth er points proportionately. The grow ers and dealers claim that this cuts tin throat of the business. The Peanut Producers’ Organiza tion of Tennessee proposes, through tin i Wheels, to post tho members as to the i condition of the crop so they may j know how and when to sell to best ad i vantage. A correspondent of the. Farm Jour I nal says that an experience of twenty 1 five years in raising potatoes on lam j costing $100 per acre has convince! j him that a certain yield of 300 bushel: | per acre is more profitable than a spec j ulative one of double that quantity. —The forage of the farm fed upoi tne tartn to ncal stoeK, and mis sion consist in<r of good ilairy cows, prope precaution being taken and arrange ments made to make the most dressim for the farm out of its hay erop tun . then saving it after it is made, is tin best disposal that ean he made of th< ! fodder erop the farm produces. Don't blame or abuse a horse fo i j not doing an impossibility. Show ;n • intelligent animal what is wanted, tun i it will respond promptly. Your brnii [ j should direct. and if yon are at fanl - | don't shift the responsibility. Tin i horse in the shafts will be loyal to thi ! full extent of your teaehings, am more than this no reasonable man eat j ask. -Commissioner of Agriculture Whitehead of Virginia, in his July re | port of the tobacco crop of the State, | furnishes tables which give the rela j live percentage of the 18*7 and 1888 crops July 1, 37 counties showing , 71 per cent, of a full crop planted, with i the prospect of h. per cent, of a full crop. —A successful poultry-raiser says he has used vaseline or petrolina for sore head successfully. It is not as severe as coal oil. It is sure death to lice on chicks. A piece the size, of a pea on the head, and very little under the hen's wings—never on chicks' bodies. Have also used it in roup: externally and internally. Thickens in winter must have dry quarters, or sore heads) j and roup will keep one at work. IN MIRTHFUL MOOD. We haven’t any kings and queens in this country: we have bosses A scientist says a wasp may be picked up if it is done quietly. Yes; it is when the was[i is laid down again that the noiso begins. Recki.es* of orthography, an impassioned swain wrote: "Mary, 1 love ihe well:' Mho replied that she was glad he was a tee totaler. You never hoar the h-c complain. Nor hear it weep nor wail Hat II it wish It can unfold A very painful tall Neh veil's lady passenger iln the train, after passing a temporary bridge!- “ Thank | goodness, we arc now on terra lirmal" | Facetious gentleman ‘Yes, ma’am; less terror and mow Armor.” “Some idiot has put that, pen where I j can't find it!” growled old Asperity the other day, as ho rooted about tho di sk. “ Ah, uui, yes! t thought so.” he continued In a lower key. us he hauled Ihe art cle from behind his ear. ‘■The sun is all very well,” said an Irish man, “ but the moon is worth two of it: for tho moon affords us light m the night-time, i when we want it, whereas the sun' . with 'js in the daytime, when wo have no ooea- j sion for It.” An Eastern editor remarks: “dirts who ran piny ‘flospel Hymns' on Ihe piano with the windows open Hiimluv afl<moon nre greatly wanted iu Uie Western mining towns. At least, they are not wanted ' here.” “Ml dear Amelia,” s e'd a dandy, “ I have ■ long wished for this opportunity, but hardly darqjMienk now, for fear youwi I reject me; but I love you - -say, will you be mine! You would be to me every thing desirable: your smiles would sliisl- ” Mere he ranie to a p«UM* ' your smiles would shed " uml again came to a stop. " Never mind the i ' woodshed,” exclaimed Amelia; “go on , 1 with the pretty talk.” TRAIN AND TRACK TAt.K. The loss of Iue on railroads averages one in 0*u millions. Tm: average <lajlv earnings of an Arneri- ' lean 1* svmolivo lire about >100. The coat nf a palace sleeping ear is a’ out i 115,000, or 117,00*1 jf vi stibnled. Ttfr I'enver & Rio Grande railroad goes over Marshall Pass at a height of Ui.Sdj : foct. I Tho Best Test of Success Is Success. ! Tested and proved by over twenty five years’ tiso in all parts of the world, 1 Au.rorK's I’iiroi s PkasTEks have tho in dorsement of tho hipho t, mediral and cnemical authorities, and m illions of prate ful patients who have bc.rn cured of dis tressing ailments voluntarily testify to their merits. Au.rorK's TViitors Pi.asters aro purely vegetable. They are mild hut effective, sure ami quirk in their action, and abso lutely harmless. Bewaro of imitations, and do not be de ceived by misrepresentation. Ask for At.tcrw k s. and let no explanation or soliritation induce you to accept a sub i stitute. “Pn.Bttrr is the severest eritir sm." hut men have been known to be willing that | th' ir wives should criticise their faults t that win . ''onirrrUlf Journal. FREE' A 3-foot French Glass, Oval 1 Front, Sickle or < ’herry Cigarfase, Mm ciiamts only. U.W.TanoillA' Co.,Chicago In* leap year it is nothing strange to read of female lawyers going courting ■!! , ,(* Ud I’uat-Expi rst. ML IY1 Mn Ml I O. N KW Y CATTLE Native Steer* COTTON—Aliddltng FliOI’ K —< iood to Choice ... WIIKAT No l K( CORN-Nn. 2. . ... OATS Western Mixed PORK- Mess (d«w» .. ST. LOUIS COTTON—Middling BEEVES—Good to Choice... Fur to Medium. . HOGS— Common to Select UlK AllgUSt 1, * 4 w Hi t . to . 3 85 H 56 15 00 Ivjss 6 20 It r> i«* ,,!t4 88 to 15 23 SHKKP—Fair t" Choice. 8 m 5 K» 4 75 5 90 1 *v!*4to ■ 8lXto 41 -0 ii on 15 38 FLOUR-Patents XXX to Choice . WHEAT No. 2 Red Winter . CORN—No. 2 Mixed. OATS—No. *,*. RYE- No 2. ... TOBA('CO—Lugs. Hurley Leaf. Hurley. . HAY—Choice Timothy HITTTE R—Choice Hairy EGGS Fresh POltK Standard Me s i.newi 116-'1. If At'ON Clear Rib. LAKH—Prime Steam . WOOI. Fair to t home. CHICAGO. CATTLE -Shipping HOGS Good to Choice.... SHEEC Good to Choice FLOU R— Winlet. Patents . W HEAT N<». 2 Spring .. CORN No. 2. OATS No.2 White. PORK New Mesa. KANSAS CITY 1 CATTLE—Shipping Steers ... HOGS—Sales .it . 1 WHEAT -No. 2.... . OATS-No. 2. _ j CORN No. 2 ... NEW ORLEANS I FLOUR High tirade. ! CORN—White OATS-Choice Western n»4 to a -« '.to t 5 :»> « 52 *-4 5 Oil I .VI 3 55 13^ 25 7 no 17 UO 16 50 17 10 11 75 34 3 75 6 10 3 oo 3 Hi 5 90 6 To 1 l'» 4 70 5 A) *14 88 V 14 50 * 3 25 5 (►> 08‘ito ■j" .■<, 36 5 ao 6 35 •iO 81 37 66 43 HAY—Choice PORK—New Mess . BACON Clear Rib . (*( iTTON— Middling. LOUJSV1LLK. WHEAT No. 2 Red CORN—No 8 Mixed OATS—No. 2 Mixed P( >KK Mess .... pACON -Clear Rib 1 9t 67 13 *4 21 5ti 15 01 9 , »» 11 73 UK to 50 26 15 00 9* You’re Too Yellow, |*«rhi»p*? Then look out for your liver, for it is «!>* fn.;u*hinK serious congesticni. Banish the afTron hue from your skin and eyeballs, Din ur from your tongue, the uneasy sensations rnm your right side with that pleasant and Hit-file*s laxative and anti-bilious medicine, [J os tetter's Htomach Bitters, which if, more >ver, you are threatened with kidney trou ble or fever and agufi, will prevent them. Tar mosquito is no prohibitionist ; he Is lead set against closing the bars. — Tera$ Sf/f fugs. Tnf man who lisps has r.o faith in girls. [To calls very Miss a myth. YVctf borough Chronotypf. A I’osiTivr. certainty of relief is afforded n skin diseases by Glenn's Sulphur Boap. Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, 50c, Tun Still Alarm oxnertej seizure of illicit whisky -Texa» Siftings. If afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr. Isaac Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it.25c. Wars you come to the matter of fans, the Japanese take the palm. - Purfc. SAVES MONEY. One box ol tliesr pills will ease many dollar* In doctor** bill*. They art specially prepared as a Family Medicine, and supplies a u ant lonu fell. 'I hey re move unhealthy accumulation* from the body, without nausea or griping. Adapt* <1 to yoitim and old. Price, 25c. SOLI) i: V KRY W If Kit K. fce»pinthrr !, "in r> ’.me .four AIM *» A M Pl.VH; *<i thoM iTh‘» »■>' til keep * n.l timpl • *h w I t«e»e umi i*t to Uto*« w h ■ <*l II, we Mill lend, free, the rry ‘.e»( K«nin| imilittftrtari’t hitftowtrld, wllti ^ ih« • ■« hmntu I hi* machin' i* rraJs »■ >i the ' ni r ydtai khi. h havaaipirvd. Before the paten's run • ’hia •« l- i a-Inn*, rt <th ihc artarhmtnla waa told for i * i n •’ * - ‘ r %' i aader, n m*r team m ton the Snort '•OM'l.ltH L 1MI Mi *>N KAltril. I.» * n ean ,e. ,.re .„>• of th.'«n n » htnea »N«'iu i n t rttEE. pr ruled tour application entnea ,n luat, '<■ to r»ur ' • a . » a id If you will keep in roar h rue and •!.■ to ill «e w ho all. a ael of am elegant and tin equaled a-t aai. 1 ea VYadon-t atk you t*r •hew theta uin j>iaa for Motr'i.u two month*, and then thtf haRMiii yo«r n« ti property I lit art aamplea ar* tro| to r..u A!»•**«>1.1 rV.I.Tf I hl-.i f at I i t» - an »ra do all t hia'—eaail) fuoii*h W» #ftfn r*“< a • tan ell a« $S,KO ot I l/kM in trade from e**n a mull placa, a fter ur an aaniplea have remained ** here they could !*e aean (ot a month or iwo We neH oat ptrton in mi h lo. «li*r, all ot*c the country, and lake thra inmu of »e uring them al onra. I : >• » w ho w rite to ua at -err, « i.l »* me. fAf.tr. the rery beat P»ninr Ma-hme ma iufa tnrerl, an I »ha flnaat general aaaorl men' of work* of high an #nt ahwwn together tn Aio"r» All peril-'' at* FKt 1 b* return mail W rite at mica. a p >atal card on which lo write t • ua will mat you hut one tent, and after yen k now ail, ahr. i 1 v.,« include to r« tu< further. whr no harai it done Wonder All a a n term#, yon need no r ipual - all ta free Ad-lraaa at uni a. Till E A CO , A CGI STA. Mtlfl ROPSY I <r TREATED FREE. H jvc treated i*rop.» And its rouipli' Atlons with most wonderful vitva**; uif vegeta ble remedies. entirely harmless HemnfA h i! »jrin plums of Dr<p*y in ft to 90 days. < ure patients pronounced hopeless by the bestpnysn'an* From tl rat dope symptoms rapidly disappear.and In ten days *t least two-thirds of ail ay m plum a an* removed. Hom*? may cry humbug withoutknov* tngany thing about it lie member It roata you nothing to real if* the merit of ourtreatnientforyotiraelf W**nrg constant! y on tin* cases uf long standing < s*p’ that hare been tapped a number of times and the pet lent declared enable to liv»> a woftli. full hi*f- r» of case.name eg**, awe, jowlongaWi tod ot*’. >omi for free pamphlet,con taining U'i Muon nl*. Ten day* treatment furnished free bv mail. If you of i r trial, you must return this a<ivertisement to n« « iih 10 cents in atampe t« Put postage. Kpilei**• Kitsi poiltiTfly cured H H, r.RF.EN i SONS, M. 0».. Atlanta, O*. mm? r.v.* S* .fir AA cat H iti-Afdter cnrtru H i Art ta*\rr us simpler, stronger. I ighter, than any other■1 EATINC RIFLE Stw Model 1888 it \ ii Ij A It GAULSt, HUNTING AND TAROiT HIFUS. MARlfN Mil ARMS "cO , H i s V*, HIW HAVEN, CT. NEEDLES, SHUTTLES, REPAIRS. rForall Sowing Mb'"bln**1* wTA?«!«Aai><iooi)M only. The Trade Hii|*t*licd. **om1 for whoio^ui« price !'«t. B l .El4i* IN M r'o Co.. «QB l,o«ii>»t i»t.St.Ix>uti».Mo DETECTIVES \Vao'M in mrpft ( nuntv Shr^w 1 m«n tf\ utvlrr I natr'i'Mnii* in oar 1< r»tr ■ l* .* ^.-riMn'r »:-• ■••''"••arr Particular* Orannno IVtertire Bureau < o.ll Ar:»le.Cin:iaintl.O. OKLAHOMA FREE »P( im SKRVK E, Wi.hlta. KfUi'n*, wKntH to employ a yming man nn df*te*" .re in every l<»callt y S;*n<1 in O »*o-nt* t.. mail y<m i nut ruction a. N«* mCMbeusuu* fee mg- > oik rill** I ai ru ••«»* uni* t ‘i wr i*. Itv return mail Full description >iootty*« New Tail. t Syatein of Drees t ailing. MuuJA loclnnati.O. fjtl mu tan* )M $5 5315. TO SO A DAY. Siimnlt'N worth fl.M y j<T . | H .1 ui il«*r tb<* h'-' -♦> s (••• • Write RHkBNU K Xm iY hKINHOl.Om <t>.. H ally, »»fh. Vu*BAMK 11t 1.1 fArtl f*tf tuna j»*« *trt« I *»»> at horni and vik»m<n* ra"««T wnrhiag tor ■•than »* aiiTthitiff it* th» « >*'<1 » ‘tlirt *»■* » <»»«l* «u«M >■>1. |*U..1N«« UrM, tin* 1UI«» ir^A.1. Uila I tki.lt t**rj lumj.o *nu. PlSO’S CURE FOR CONSUMPTION EDUCATIONAL. IINDENWOOD CQUEGE.r. \>r YOfTNO A DIES. 59t h .moil Iiiirnu >ept. IlMli. Kir«t-ri«as In all tta nr ...in' raent - f<T Hi^h^r Education. No traveling a Arts MM* KOK » ATAl.<*GUE5. VtOHF.IlT III WIN. I». !>., ITpa., ST. C*H \ItIF.s, Mo. ■jaaaapBTt nY. Book keeping. Ponmanahlp. Arith* HU Mil metlr, Phorthan 1. etr., thoroughly taught tv mail. «'Irculars free. UK T AST'S t'OLLIti*, huffaJe.l I. N ION roi.l H.K KmiSt'lH I • For A. N. K. 1J. f I, A W.Chicago. Fall Tenn hr irruiar add. II Booth,Chicago. 1198 WIIFN WltlTIMi TO A»%r.KTIKKR« ri-KAA* atwtr tl»»l )ou aaw the \d»ert iarmint In I Mr B ryant & Stratton Chicago Business College! TKsrwgsKfcir ?.. 'o£V.,IlTB„, i,rm, ,t. ,«.VRU. M. II. Bill VM A *l»,ft.prt,l.rMB ull tnfor me hn ago, IIL i TO MAKE A DELICIOUS BISCUIT \SK VOI R CilMK’KIl l*'< >R DWIGHT’S "COW BRAND" SODA AND take no otheb. I I ) I EXCURSION RATES FROM ALL POINT*. JULY4tstO OCT. 27»h mm Eiposmoppio wet GRAND JUBILEE celebrating the Settlement of the Northwestern Territory. UNSURPASSED DISPLAY.