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GRAND RAPIDS HERALD, FRIDAY HORNING, NOVEMBER 25, 189-
VALE OF A TCXAS TANTALUS.
ItMtM'i Tw Oii.H u4 lit M.tfc
f Chik IwUt.
MHoil Vw powieM its "chA
svcter." axul sm. uta Tfc.ui,
Tex. F-A b tii4- . uai X Tactais's
prida, a4 f jc a!2 practical frarpcc Iks
KnM Clt aw aja Bob is a2k:ial.
Hob ht huxfia paae LufUSA
frailty ia ppon.vatd dr. His
plal wcakfijee is ljve fjr ardent
jvttkns. Hs t ttvt ric! aod with a
uII-aAeJ jtits aod a dltd pur
duk ad ierUmi wjs wrr ni r&arj
to sacvr te whrrejsh to silsj the
oa&umizL thirst tbt aivaj wu his
purtioo. 1Wca, imoc other u sod
iaiposiDr structure. pooeiw- saloon
sire ad bj a Gcrmu. THo building U
Lsfxlly atretic eoouh to atand a heavy
h-aajtot trf wind aod m it bcma Bob's
ovrno mi. supply, feh utters wrre r
sanwwrl mod. sntrssu affwi-ted. Srerl
sottls of whisky wrs abstracted and
Uib had a f LoriouA eejAbrwtion. On
wl stnoeediax cfhU b mde other
IncwotM and on ec& eceaaioa he
tilled p gdnrwwtiy. Th Iom were of
cocm if:otnii and tha guilt ona
rcs Csairj wn earthed. The Oermaa
eor-ataoi to ts town marshal, who
ttxk Cow into custody. Taaooaa no
asvd whm to keep Bob over ni?ht
beonsxss th question of the hour. The
German, with the flbled tale of Tan
tale la mind, urf?ted chaining him
to pass, the central support of the
loni, firinr Mas a blanket, and there.
In the midst of plenty, lt hixa want.
.And aorardinsly ao it was djue. The
, mcn taaroln Hob was more gloriou.slj
dnak than the most ancient renidenter
k3 ever beheld him. Still chained to
Lb poss. the blade ei torn in ahreda,
wkh srafrty bottles artrond him, he was
tnss&rr of the Held. Kxamination dis
closed the) f-cs that he had transformed
fcis blanket Into a lasso and thereby
ecvrnd his booty. The new b pre ad
and the townsmen and the ranchcros
came trooping in. From a mere sneak
thief Bob became a Laru. The Gsrmaa
thnore. Llqxior was freely dispensed and
none was there too poor to "set 'em for
Sob. It was a great day for Tascos
and since then Bob has done little but
celebrate giorioosly.
MURDER NOT A CRIME.
t7ae AJtaas Csuliw Saaeklaf tae Oaly
Cavr4oeaale Sim.
The araratfe Kalnli does not rejjard
CaurdeT as a enme. It is kill or be
txUled la his own cxmntry, and he there
Care regasds the matter of taking off of
0k friend most philosophically. "There
Ca nothinjr to worry a boat; he is dead,
and X kded him. he will tell you if you
fchouLI toquire about a companion with
arhom he was on the best of terms the
preoedinff viator, says the San Fran
isooChrosjlcle. I have heard an Afghan,
while ptrrchasing a weapon, speak with
ridens guMXo of the occasion when he
would use the gnin to murder a friend.
It caused him as little concern, this con
templated crime, as If he had said:
''Shall kill a chicken, if God so wills it,
tomorrow for my pills a. And yet
there is something childish and affec
tionate about these men. They never
rem to forget a farer and repay it to
the best of their ability. Unlike other
Mohammedans, they do not observe the
Kosma with blind obstinacy, but occa
sionally stretch its precepts to accord
rita their ideas of religion. They do
not drink, for that is directly against
the law, nor do they smoke. Pslgrave,
la his interesting book describing his
frjuntry to the sacred city of Mecca,
gire aa amusing account of his conver
sation with a Slollah.
On asking the reverend gentleman
svhlch he considered the most deadly of
sins, the holy man replied:
t -Smoking the shamefuL'
MAnd next, oh, son of the prophet?' ,
Drinking."
Ase these the two greatest sins,
fatherr
Verily, my som,
. "And murder?
"Ah, that's nething nsthiag. It's
fargtrahleu"
"And stcallngr'
-AW thsfs forgivable too."
"But smoking?
It is the unforgivable crime," re
plied the MeUah sternly, snd looking
keenly at the fictitious Mohammedan.
And t&is, I think, is the Afghan's
sreed. Murder and theft are forgira
wle crimes, btt for smoking ssd drink
ing there is so redemption.
THE DOTTLE IMP HOAX.
II We the fttl f a Wager sa4 Yry
Nr!r Crl m ItUt la 174S.
The bottle imp hoax was one of the
raost bra-teu irapotures ever practiced
en the credulous Rnli?h public of the
last century. It was the result of a
wa?er between the duke of Montaffue
and another nb2emaa in the year 1740.
Ia dLcusing the sraarinr gnllibilrcy
ef the Enplih. Montairue declared that
If the irnpotr were to adverti that
he wjalJ juTop into a quart little aH
London won Id go to ae him do it. A
v?aer wit made snd an advertisement
iuserted in all the papers promising
tiiat this fest would be performed on a
certais date at the Ilaymarket theater.
03 the appointed day the theater was
packed from pit to gallery, and thou
sans of persons were turnei from the
Th" nppoM magician appeared on
.e ar. made th utartUnsf annonne
wat that if th auVten e would pay
c i'"e pr" h''? would erjfrr a pint bot
t tnra-l of qunrt fla'-t on the tffe
tMe. 3ml then hurriedly ecapd by
Lie s'aje tr.
The rrrf rmanee en!ed in a riot, in
wLu'i th t-aer wiw almrxt wrecked,
and t dn and hi companion had to
l.'jr- tuwn urtil the jf air was forgot-
f r.d ba'- wer-eorawu amorf the
tv-nt-. th. n?i a th-" eshore and
tie ;ir; of rivers being especially
pnd for tV. p irp.e. The Tartars
and FyrptiiT ,'l them in certain
.;r.s. T..ey r.re t.i'en by peopV
,f pUres .'i th rontinent cf
Fri'-pe. rnnnf trb'h mr be named
Vr bar. Kaf. Iyrmont,
MarienVs.1. Frn;-ubr'ira, Egr,
aviingen and Tep! 'At.
rh'-.psn Her Wh-t' T?in s'l
rteTt sf;t! II. w des sny bn?y know?
V'V.o its so
St.V-- i4 bit firri" I do. fr r-m'V'-d
to ?w rv-r bUM painted r."Jtt
rvt h. -Chi- Tr-Vr r.e.
r-f I It.
"TM e-p ,if ni" rn'n-is me ef a
Iirv--whst esp?""
"Zo: iV s-i-h a haudr ca." Judj
Thm Genains nod the Cum
Every good tiling has iis tost of imi
tator; every genuine ariicls iu coun
terfeiu. Tqs imiut ti slwsyicaoose
trie meet vsluabis and popular article
to couQterfe.t, to taat wnen thsy cla.m
tnsir a.iani to be equal, cr ss good, or
the same s Mjo-inlJw'i," the puWic
may depend upos it thai "o-soi-eK'"
article is Us best of trie kind.
Tne asm prove the ceuuins rcsr t of
the thing it eopie sod csver bss this
teen better liiuttrsted than by the im
itation cf Allcock'a I'oroui flatter.
Allcock't Porou Planter is the itand
srd of sxceliecce tae wrld over, snd
its iiuiurt m their cry that tnere it
"a good a AUcock',"" are only sm
phSAixing th:a fact snd adinitting "All
cock'' to be tae aemv of pertctioa,
wmch it n ttjair h:Det smb.tioo to
imitate. The difference between the
ganu neand thtte imitation!, which
copy ouly general sppearsnce, ! si
wul'e & tnst U:tta copper su J f.ol I.
The only afe way fur purcha r it
to alwsy iait upon havings AIK'ock'
l'orou Matter. They aie the only
perfect plaster ever produced.
A Positive Fact
Lsdies, do not delay your valuable
time by waiting snd tuffering. but e
cure a bottle of Dullsm't Great Ger
man Female I'tenne Tonic and be
cured of vour monthly trouble either
ia old or youcg. It is the very bet
preparation I ever prescribed m my ex
tensive practice. It has given the bet
results in the greatest number of cases
of female troubles of any medicine
that I ever used. 1 do not make a
practice of us:ng or recommending
patent medicines, but this remedy is
preprrd by a very competent physi
cian snd chemist of my acquaintance
snd I csn cheerfully and couscitnei
ously recommend it ss the beat.
A. C. Fkcth, M. D.,
Specialist of Diseases of Women,
SO Fast Madison St., Cbicsgy, 111.
Thb Best Plastfr. Dampen a piece
of flannel wita Chamberlain's 1'ain
Balm and bind it on over the seat of
pain. It is better than any plaster.
When the lungs are sore such an appli
cation on the chest and auother on the
back, between the shoulder blades, will
often prevent pneumonia. There is
nothing so good for a lame back or a
pain in the side. A sore throat can
nearly always be cured in one night by
applying a nannel bandage dampened
with Tain Balm. 60 cent bottles for
sale by F. J. Wurzburg, druggist, 53
Monroe street.
"Royal Ruby" Port Wine
If you are reduced in vitality or
strength by illness or any other cause,
we recommend the use of this old Port
wine, the very blood of the grape. A
grand tonic for nursing mothers and
those reduced by wasting diseases. It
creates strength; improve:) the appetite.
Nature's own remedy, much preferable
to drugs, guaranteed absolutely pure
and of age. Young wine ordinarily
sold is not fit to use. Insist on having
this standard brand; it costs no more.
$1 in quart bottles; pints, 60 cenU.
Koyal Wine Co., Chicago. For sale by
White A While and Thurn Bros. &
Schmidt, leading druggists.
A Contractor's Adriod.
Dullam's German Medicine company
Gentlemen I take great pleasure in
testifying in behalf of Dullam's Great
Oerman Blood. Liver, Stomach and
Kidney Cure. I can safely say that I
never took such medicine as that
cleanse the liver, stomach and kidneys.
I was suffering for years with biious
ness, indigestion snd loss of appetite
and sleep. Ono Bottle did for me
more gocd than ' six months' other
treatment, and I feel it my duty to
testify in its behalf so others may try it
and get cured. Your truly,
War&xx E. RCSEIX,
Contractor and Builder,
Flint, Mich.
Are your children subject to croup?
If so, you should never be without a
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Reme
dy. It is a certain cure for croup, and
has never been known to fail. If gtven
freely as soon as the croupy cough ap
pears it will prevent the attack. It is
the sole reliance with thousands of
mothers who have croupy children,
and never disappoints them. There is
no dsnger in giving this Remedy in
large and frequent doses, as it con
tains nothing iujurious. 50 cent bot
tles for sale by 2. J. Wurzburg, drug
gilt, 63 Monroe street.
Life Worth Living.
Not if you go through the world a
dyspeptic. Dr. Aeker's Dyspepsia Tab
lets are a positive cure for the worst
forms of Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Flat
ulency and Constipation. Guaranteed.
Soli by Whito h White.
Very Much Burp n sod.
I have teen afflicted with neuralgia
for nearly two years, have tried physi
cians and all known remedies, but found
no permanent relief oni.l I tried a bot
tle of Dullam's Great German Lini
ment and it gave me instant snd per
xuaneut relief. cents per oottle.
Signed, A. B. Ssrxu.
Hamilton, Mich., April 11, 1891.
For sale at D. C. Sxnbner's drug store.
Have used Dr. Thomas' Electric Oil
for rroup and colds, snd declare it a
positive cure.' Contributed by William
Kay, 570 Plymouth avenue, Buffalo,
. Y.
Stated by If. B- Cochran, druggist,
Lancaster, Pa. Have guaranteed over
Z) bottles of Burdock Blood Bitters
for dyspepsia, sour stomach, bilious
attacks, liver and kidney trouble.
Some remarkable cures nf deafness
are recorded of Dr. Thonnas' Electric
),. ever fails to cure ear ache.
Fa'sl neglect is s little short of sui
cid. The consequences of a neglected
cold sre too well known to ned re
pestit.2. Dr. Wood's Norway Pm
.-yrup cures a cough promptly. Sold
by all dealers on a gusrsntee of sat.s
fact.oo. Sick headacne yields to Beecham's
riiie.
The greatest worm destroyer on earth
i Dullam's Great Oern.an Worm Los
enges. only 25 cents per box. For
sale st D. C. Pcrlner's druj store.
Buy Duiiam's Great German 15 cent
! Liver Pills, forty iu each package, at
; Scnbner's.
j f uy Dullam's Great Gerrrsn 15 cent
; Liver Pil:s, forty in each package, at
I Scr. beer's.
Fuy Dullam's Great German 15 cent
! Liver Fills, forty in eaca package, st
i Scnbner'a.
Buy Duilsm's treat German 25 cent
Cough Cure st D. Centner's.
Say Duilsm's Grest Germsn 23 cent
Ccugh Cart st D. C, Scnbner's,
I uy Duilsm's Grest (ferrosn 25 cent
Couga Cure st D. C. Scr.boer'.
Fees ham's Croup Remedy cures
hooping couch.
e ntir Vars
V Ml wwlcw'a pfvrstva ?Ttre JiM es 94
hr 6:!Jr trrtkitf. It -otfcs Q';
tsttsu ti ;;Tt st tsi. earsa wta-i
rn. bs its fet remailf far siarrSaea
Iweetv etats s fctt.s
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Never in the remarkable
history of our big and fast
increasing trade, or dur
ing any of our former
great and phenomenal spe
cial sales, has there been
such universal satisfac
tion, such demonstrative
approval, or such a grand
and glorious outpouring of
the people as during the
past week. Why, the
great surging crowds were
frequently a sight to be
hold. Our most sanguine
expectations have been ex
ceeded, and our big sale of
BOYS' AND MEN'S
OVERCOATS will pass
into history as one of the
most daring and success
ful enterprises in the an
nals of the American
clothing trade.
POND'S EXTRACT
Mtould c, IMte a
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ALWAYS ON HAND.
Tou can't tell when you tvill I
moat want it the rOXD'S
EX Til A C Tf and you had
better have it ready. Use it
freely in all case of WO UXDS,
BRUISES, CUTS, COXTU
SIOXS, LACERATIONS, for
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
EARACHE, INFLAMED
EYES, SORE FEET, LAME
MUSCLES, also for SORE
THR OA T, HO A R SEX ESS,
RHEUMATISM, NEURAL-.
GIA, wherever you have PAIN
ami whenever IXFLA3IMA
. TIOX exists, and you will
quickly find that you have been '
saved a great deal of pain. Did
you ever try
POND'S EXTRACT OIIITMENT?
It is wonderful how well it acta
in all cases where an ointment
is apillcable. It is a remark'
ab!e cu re for PILES, Only 50
cents. Sold by all Druggists,
Take no substitutes for these
gorxls. Manufactured sol ety by
POJD S EXTRACT CO.,
NCW YORK
ANO LONOOM
OrftSt that retj proprtj cootains s supply of
Hires' Zt
Mcb au-ii to th enjoyment cf I1 tb cthst
da.ntj;,ani maVrs a cnic a picr.ic inrieM.
A 25 crrt p icicle ir.ikes 5 galk.r.j i i this
pM't f 4-;r4 if a (ieiW, (cr ti. ,
e4 Ur-rr pri'rt, t'i't r.nwt otKr VmJ
M ";t IfvM " "fr fit. 'a j31ltiCi
ia a tJtxi m til. g-rati!B Hitt.
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i ' K- l TS'STt SS tt('TSilT, p-m-
rosors TOWER 0
am
I ' l M nor.ofrrrcNBACHM
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A 1 ?ri-is- tmi bi 1 a ii
:l i isies srt'tsfl,ts ittit-
. Imtanld trtai iwim '"f-r -
THI'ltU CiuOCO.,
j e fta.ftwts.c.a. icatia.susiimtu:l
ALL KINDS' OF SHARP EYE:
u u u vu. u u Ky
This! Great
Overcoat
Sale
Ends
Next
Saturday
Night.
OVERCOAT
PLEASAKJ DAY.
UNLOADING SALE.
SECOND WEEK.
The last sit days have been pleasant ones for our
patrons and ourselves for our patrons they were profita
ble days, too for ourselves they were satisfactory. Our
aim in this sale is to reduce stock and we're succeeding
nobly by selling clothing at lower prices than ever were
known before at this season. We are overstocked and
we're unloading now when you want to buy rather than
wait till February, in the old-fashioned way.
We must break all records in the way
of sales this weeh, '
And this is how we're going to do it:
Men's Kersey Overcoats, worth $12 S61B8
Men's Chinchilla and prize Ulsters were 815..... 10.87
Men's Blue and Dlack Dearer Overcoats...
7.50
Men's Worsted and Cassimere Suits, worth 81...
11.98
Children's Cassimcre Suits,
Boys' Cheviot Suits, worth
Men's all-wool Pants, warranted not to rip
Men's Camel's Hair Underwear, worth $1.25
There" no need waiting until February to buy your
clothes. They're just as cheap now at the
A
CLOTHING COMPANY'S,
The Recognized Bargain Sellers, Canal and Lyon Streetf
"WATCH THE-
The GreatSuccessof thisSale
Has proven its worth.
Ve Continue the Rush for One Week
Every man that bought an overcoat
of us last week rejoices in the fact that
he saved 2.00 to $0.00 on his pur
chase. That is not all over 3,000
purchases last week means 3,000
minds whose unanimous confidence is
enjoyed by HUDSON. Yes, it means
3,000 living advertisers for the
TOWER. It is not alone a tribute to
us and the Tower's integrity; it is a
glorious triumph of the TOWER'S
ENTERPRISE. It will crowd our
store during the continuance of the
great sale this forthcoming wreek.
PLUNGERS
1.98
worth 83
85 2
1.25
75c
More !
While the
Overcoat Sale
is on
Look at Our
Great
.Bargains
in
Suits.
THIS WEEK.
SPECIAL
I
GREATEST SHOE SALE OF THE SEASON!
FOR ONE
f RIDAY, NOVEMBER 25, AT
M
EHRMAN
SHOE STORE,
Having bought one-third of the large stock of fine Boot,
Shoes and Slippers from the recent failure of Thirris, Brooks St
Willis, wholesale tdioe dealers of the eat, I offer at public sale
Friday, November 25, at 8 a. 111., the following lot of goods:
TAT 1 Comprises Child's Fine Kia
UV1 I
st Wo Tuej are worth
T fW O badios' Elejrsnt Ponsola button Fhr, with patent leather tir, ii
iAJl U J. i widths, tires l', 4. 5J, f, snd 7, Will he opsned a
!.:. Ererv pair of thee are worth just 0.Tf Nicslj oiads ttjlisi
goods and good fitters. Kegular baresin.
T ATP C 2.11 4 ri" of Men's Fine Calf ComrreM Jhoes, wide or narrow toe.
XJ) 1 U w are ROinR to tell them at t.:t. Made of the best tannere
cslf skin, machine sewed, and are worth at lesftl 0.Ta a pair. A splendid
wearing shoe. tylih. darsble and comfortable. We Lars a few lsc tnof-s,'
anionR them. Hers is a chance for a big bargain.
All other goods in the same proportion for thl pay. Re
member the stock i all fresh and clean, this season's makr
and the M'xrk comprises some of the leading maVes in the
United States.
Sale legui Friday morning, November 23, at 9 a. m.f at
M. EHRMAN
SHOE STORE,
BOYS' OVERCOATS
Over 1,000 just received,
with capes, &"c, $1.50, $2.50,
a 50, $1.00, C5.00, 57.00
EVERY ONE A MONEY
SAVER.
Hoys' UKtern S3.00.Q5.00,
87-00 DANDIES. Others
cannot touch them in
quulity or price.
HEN'S OVERCOATS
Look at our Chinchillas
for 03.S8, $1.50, $5.00, &S.00
and $10.00.
See those fine Kerseys
$ 10.00, 8 12 (K), S15.C0, 818.00
and 820.00. Regular mer
chant tailor garments,
equal in make and half
in price.
Extra sizes for bigmen,
stout men, slim men and
tall all go in the great
melee at BAUGAIN
PRICE&
NOTICE!
DAY ONLY,
G9 CANAL ST.
TotijrU liuiion Mot, eizt from 1 to ,
fOo. Bs sure and corns esrly.
G9 CANAL ST.