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SENATOR LODGE IS
ANXIOUS ABOUT
IMMQRTAUTY
WOULD INCORPORATE HIMSELF
AND OTHERS OF ART AND LIT
ERATURE AS AN AMERICAN
ACADEMY OF IMMORTALS.
By ALFRED HENRY LEWIS.
WASHINGTON. J*n. 21.- Senator
Lodge has received a blow. Mr. Lodge
lunger* for Immortality. To that
eternal end he naked congress to lu
corporate himself and certain other
tilfb rnuck-a mucks of art aud litera
ture a* an American acudemy of Im
mortals. Lo! the name of Abou lieu
Roosevelt headed the list. The Im
mortals would be willing, so Mr. Ixidge
averred, to act as consulting engineers
un question* artistic and literary for
the good of the government.
The senate reported coldly against
■he national incorporation of Mr.
Lodge those others, but said they
night be given papers by the District
jf Columbia Which Is as though one
were" told that he could not be gradu
ited by Harvard college, but might
je by a district school. Wherefore the
dow.
Likewise the senate struck out alt
iuggeatlou of consulting Mr. Lodge
ind those other deathless ones on uny
subject. The last was adding Insult *o
njury. Is It wonder that Mr. Lodge
eels hurt?
An hour’s honest reflection, how
ever, should comfort Mr. Lodge. His
attempt to scale the skies by means
of a national Incut poratlon would
have been a failure even though It
had been consented to by the senate.
Immortality Is not to be reached bv
mere congressional enactment. Only
those who are itnmortul shall have im
mortality.
Also Mr. Lodge should not so hurry
lo be great Greatness Is a doubtful
blessing. Being great is like being in
the top of a tree—it commonly takes
all of one's strength to hang on Be
bide* there's the danger of a fall.
No man does much after he becomes
great. Thut la because ti> stay Kr*-at
takes all his time. Mr. I,odge should
not clutch at greatness, snatch at Im
mortality. It's too much like clutch
ing at the Twentieth Century Limited
as It goes whizzing hv in Its flight.
Were Mr. lanlge to fasten, he would
scarce survive the yank. No; unless
one be naturally aboard the train one
had better not mingle with such peril
ous matters. He would be wiser who
stood safely back from the track.
20,000 Words a Week.
Same optlnsists write rite U tters that
would require reams in their reply
Considering that, as 1 go tearing along
this vule of teurs in pursuit of the
daily corned beef ami cabbage. I uni
writing almost 20,000 words a week, t i
send sueh a letter is. In the first place,
about as pleasantly intelligent as it
would by‘ r to stroll around to a letter
larrier’k nomt of nn evening and In
vite him out for a walk. However.
I’ve no objection to answering letter*
when it counts as part «if the day's
work and I get paid for it.
One of my correspondents wanted
lo know about Senator Kayncr Po
litically he was a Gorman production,
and In Speaker Crisp's time came to
the house from Maryland. He is bili
ous. dark, heavy, smooth. A violent
Demosthenes, he makes more us»- of
his urms than his tongue in Ills ora
tory. Were you to handcuff him he
couldn't say a word.
Also, he is more uproarious than elo
quent, more vigorous than clear He
will expend more physical strength in
talking half an hour than would he
needed to cut two cords of hickory
wood. He was at one time the gen
eral agent of the Kothachllds for the
United States, and I assume he is yet
I cannot conceive of Mr. Kayncr do-
m
HOW OFTEN .A WOMAN SIOHS
i for her friends during these wintry days and eyenlngs.
How easily and quickly and plsasantly she mav reach
them, at any time with HOME TELEPHONE SERVlCE—
without leaving her seat,
[A Party Residence Service 6 2-3 c a day only. It will pay for Itself
In the carfare saved.
Home Telephone Company
/ ffALDBBAU BEECV
/' SEILS BECAUSE X
I OF ITS QUALITY X
I In all tin* years that lovers of good beer
I have been quaffing this wonderful bev
■ erage we have Hung but few banners to pub-^k
■ licit)’s gaze to draw attention to its matchless
M. It has always received a favorable verdict at the
M bar of Public Opinion and Its very praise has only
m urged us on the more to make It worthy of the good
V WEST SIDE \
. \ BREWERY CO. \
WEST 10(3. 1
It tm /waHVi B
jr* i jg§
Ing anything that would offend u
Rothschild. Is he a Webster or a
Clay? I* a tuck-hummer a trip-ham
mer?
Mr. Taft declare* that hereafter he li
kuow all about the south, and that no
one will be able to mislead him onto
the talk crosses to the equatorial side
of Mason aud Dixon's line. Mr. Tuft
might have added that the south, too,
will kuow about him. and so with the
one word announced both end* of a
good thing.
It 1* ever thus —not thst it's to be
iegtcited When you've goue close
! enough to see a man, you ve gone
1 dose enough to he seen*-. While you’re
1 tuking his picture, he's snapping
yours It's diamonds to dumplluga
thut right now the aoufh knows -d
told us much of Mr. Tuft hs he knows
of the south.
This applies especially to Georgia
j und Georgians The latter are the Yan
kees of the south. How do they com-
pare with the New England variety?
i Tht following, whereof I was eye and
ear witness, should show:
It was when Mr. Crisp was speaker.
Ex-Speaker Reed's portrait In oil has
I just been hung In the lobby. Also Mr.
I Crisp was a splendid specimen of the
Georgia Yankee, Just as Mr- Reed was
' a specimen equally splendid of the
Yankee of New England.
Picture Is Produced.
An ex-member came to the house
door aud sent in for Mr. Reed. Th.*
ex members'* wife was with him.
Mr. Reed came out und wua intro
duced the lady. The lady had heard
of Mr. Reed’s new portrait and want
ed to see it. •
Mr. Reed was at a loss. The pic
ture wa« hanging iu the lobby,
and the lobby with the house In
1 session was sacred ground. No one
! could enter suve a member or an ex
ruember of the house.
Mr. Reed wus distressed for the
Indy wan'ed much lo see the pic
ture. But. Mr. Reed proclaimed himaelf
pjwerlets und after many apologies,
went his hopeless way.
Along came Mr. Crisp. He paused
to shake hands with the ex-member,
to be presented to his wife. She
jcausually related the conversation
1 with Mr. Reed. She wanted greatly,
i of course, to see the picture. Equally,
1 of course, It was Impossible while the
J house wus In session.
I 'Can't see the picture? Nonsense!”
protested Air. Crisp. Nothing easier!
1 in suipriseu that Mr. Reed shouldn't
have arranged it. He couldn't, as he
( said, have taken you to the picture, but
he could ut least have had the picture
* brought out to you.”
Then, calling a house messenger,
' Mi. Crisp suld: "Take down Mr. Reed's
portrait, und briug It out here to the
coi rhlor."
The lady, and the picture were face
to fact* a moment later. Also the dif
ference between the Georgia Yankee,
and the New England Yankee had had
a demonstration.
AMERICANS TAKE THE
PALM FOR PROFANITY
BLOOMSBURO, Pa.. Jan. 21.—Fred
Ikiier, of Bloomsburg, in an address
before the Men's Bible union, declar
ed Americans are the most profuse
swearers of any nationality. He said:
‘ While it Is true that men of all na
tions and races profane the name of
God. yet Americans are the most pro
fuse swearers of any country in tne
civilized world, it is a fact that any
one can easily prove for himself by
merely mingling with the crowd on
the street* and listening lo their con
versat ion.
I don't mean to say that every man
who swears is at heart a bad man.
Most men don’t mean anything wrong.
It Is merely a habit, ami they do it
unconsciously. This is the very sinful
ness of swearing”
WATER POWER BOARD
ASKS FOR U. S. EXPERT
LANSING, Mich., Jan. 21. (Spe
cUl-l —The special investigating com
mittee on the water power has wired
the United State* department of agri
culture to send an expert at once to
aid in the work.
Under favorable circumstances the
product of a single bacterium will
total U5.500.0UU bacteria in 24 hours.
THE DETROIT TIMES: FRIDAY. JANUARY at, 1909.
“The Man
Who Stole
The Earth”
By IV. Holt IVlute.
CHAPTER LlV.—(Continued.)
He broke off and thought for a few
moments. He wondered whether it
would really be a waste of time to
, pursue such a course. Men are only
humun. and It was quite possible that
Balkan!* had by now repented of bs
surrender, und that M. Stulvan would
not receive him with the submission
which he had promised. Then things
would certainly be extremely awk
ward. He would have to leave Diana
in Aero before he returned, while he
teduced Bomberg to ashes fur the sec
lond time. However, his speculations
jon this score were cut short hv Diana,
who looked at Strong with almost de
fiance In her eyes.
‘‘No,” she said, ”1 will not come with
you 1 will not go back to Bomberg
until you are really master of the
j country and the real dictator. Besldet,
ll am determined not to give way Ilk**
this Please forgive me, hut 1 was
horribly upset. But you have glvtn
|me back my strength, and I can en
i dure now to the end.”
She glanced apprehensively ut the
'clock, for the hour was growing late.
, “Listen,” she said to Strong. “We
are being very foolish people. We
have taken no beed of the time, and
'my father may return at any moment,
and it Is necessary that we should be
I warned. 1 will send for Felice.”
"And who,” asked Strong, as Diana
rang the bell. "Is Felice?”
"Felice," said Diana, ”ls my old
i nurse, whom rny father has very un
wisely appointed to be my dragon for
the time being. For Felice, bleaa her
old heart! will do anything In the
world for me, even. 1 think, the most
foolish of things. Ah’ here she Is.”
Avery broad, middleaged French
, woman bustled Into the tooin. Her
'face wus round and sleek and smiling,
i She w-as the very embodiment of good
' nature. She bowed and bobbed to
Strong and took one of Diana's hands.
"The poor little on»-,“ she said, "the
poor little one. so unhappy, so dis
traded. ”
"Now. Felice," said Diana. "I am not
distracted any more. This gentleman
has come to see me. I will tell you
who he Is later."
Felice spread out her fat fingers
“No need, my dear little princess,”
she said, ‘no need. 1 know at once
who the gentleman la —It is Mr.
Strong.”
Strong laughed, held out his hand to
Felice, and said: “I aee I shall not
have to Introduce myself.”
Felice took his hand and bowed and
bobbed over it until Diana plucked
j her by the sleeve.
"Felice.” said Diana, "you muat run
away or you will make me Jealoua. I
want you to do something for me. Go
down to the hall and wait there until
|my father returns. Be near the tele
phone, so that you can be ewltched
through to this room the moment he
enters the hotel and give me warning.”
i Felice again took one of Diana's
! hands and patted It kindly,
i “It shall be done, my little princess;
it shall be done,” and ahe bobbed and
iKiwed and bustled out of the room
When the door closed on her Strong
laughed and turned to Diana
"What a delightful person,” he said.
"She may save its,” said Diana
simply. ‘She Is the soul of faithful
ness.”
Again Strong urged upon Diana the
necessity of accompanying him, and
again Diana refused.
"While I have Felice,” Bhe said, "all
must be well. Whatever happens, I
will not be separated from her. even if
ji really have to feign madness to keep
.her with me. And while I have Felice
i have you, because I shall be able to
I communicate my whereabouts to the
| editor of the Dally Wireless; and if
| you keep in constant touch with him
I you will not lose me."
(To Be Coat laurel.)
WHO SAYS 13
IS AN UNLUCKY NUMBER?
The Time-Worn Hoodoo Knocked Out
By a Magical Combination
of Letters.
Who says 13 is an unlucky number?
"•Not I," says UnceUa Biscuit, "for
haven t 1 thirteen letters lu my name,
* and haven't 1 been the greatest food
success lu the world? Well, 1 guess
' bo!"
j Whether or not the genius who coin*
;*d thut famous name, "Uneeda Bis*
j cult," stopped to count how many let
, ter* It contained, history suyeth not.
If he had, k la probable that instead
of being the gieutcat hit of the age
It would have died unknown, and the
soda cracker which the name made
lamous, or the soda cracker which
made the name famous, as you choose,
would have gone forth with a more
I'iosalc title, to appease the appetites
of the multitude.
Now, aftei ten years, another genius
comes forward with the discovery that
Uneeda Biscuit contalus thirteen let
ters. and to make hib discovery in or s
startling, he announced It on the 13th
day of the month.
But it h too late—the old-time hoodoo
has been broken, and now one can
safely alt at the table with the fatal
thirteen, sleep calmly In room thir
teen, or be married on the thirteenth
of the month.
Uneeda Biscuit has been the great
est food success the world has ever
known They are /eaten by the mil
lions any millions and millions—and
ihen spfre more. They are eaten by
evy»eff*ody, their relatives, and their
i relative*' relatives.
No name has ever beeti Imitated so
much as Uneeda BlsoulU Every con
ceivable combination of letters has
been used for every possible, as well
us Impossible kinds of biscuit —all of
i which have really helped In the kill
• Ing of the great hoodoo by Increasing
1 the fame of the only real combination
of thirteen ietters—Uneeda Biscuit.
BURGLAR 18 SENTENCED.
JACKSON. Mich., Jan 21.—(gp«
dal.) —John Malloch, 18 has been sen
tenced to Jackson prison for from two
to fifteen years for burglarizing a
store.
A Suggestion.
Another thing that might h* done
with ex presidents Is to put them In
| charge of th* se< ret service—Wash
- llngton Star
A single body of Iron ore In I>ehgn*
on county, Pa . has been mined a'*
most, without Interruption since 174<J
FUNDS ARE RAISED
BY ARCHBISHOP
IRELAND
AMERICAN PRELATE’S LETTERS
TO FRIENDS URGE THEM TO
HELP EARTHQUAKE VICTIMS—
AMERICAN WOMEN ACTIVE.
ROME. Jan. 21.—Archbishop Ire
land. while in Rome, participated
prominently iu assisting the sufferers
from the earthquake. Not only the
pope und Cardinal Merry del Vul, but
the archbishop of Messina, who real
ized the great Influence the archbishop
of St. Paul exercises in the United
States, appealed to him for assistance.
Mgr. Ireland, besides tils personal,
direct help, sent a circular uote to the
bishops of his ecclesiastic province
and wrote to prominent friends In
the United States to show the iimnens
ity of the calamity which hud oefal
len the population of southern Ituiy.
Now that the worst stress of the
earthquake Is over, the comic side of
many of the good-natured efforts have
come to the front, and people are able
to laugh once more. Italian women
have not been accustomed to anything
but domestic nursing, and their public
efforts have not been conspicuous; but
ua anew spirit has penetrated even
this country of established custom,
and us several of the more advanced
spirits had had courses in training us
nurses, a party was formed when the
news of the earthquake first came,
aud, taking their own automobiles,
they set off to the scene of action al
most before Rome was aware that any
thing was the matter.
Having traveled at a high speed
for hours, they brought up at a small
village which was in ruins.
“We will stop here and give first
aid." they said In a chorus. But, to
their astonishment, after getting all
the surgical and nursing appliances In
order, they could not find any one on
whom to work. Their only case was
a dog, which objected strenuously to
being practiced on. The hamlet had
been deserted for three years, having
been only temporarily erected for an
industry which had died out.
The ladles by this time were decid
edly hungry, but nothing being forth
coming and the idea of eating the re
calcitrant dog not appealing to them
despite their hunger, they sadly faced
about for Rome, deciding that helping
the suffering was much overrated.
Relief Party Has No Food.
Another tale much on the same
lines comes from Naples. The mayor
of that town, the Marchese del Car
etto, who is of a very well-known
family, on hearing of the distress at
Messina, called a hurried meeting of
friends and prominent men of the
town. They chartered the first boat
they could put their hands on and sail
ed away to help the victims, but, on
arriving, the first thing they said to
the authorities wus, “Give us food.”
They had come away without stores —
not only for those wishing help, but
also for themselves. Naturally the
authorities of Messina were annoyed
and sent them back whence they
came, sadder hut wiser men.
This Is on a par with Vice Consul
I,upton, who scrambled about Messina
on the morning of the earthquake for
three or four hours before he recol
lected to put his boots on. which he
had been carrying in his hand all the
time.
The American ndlef whip, although
doing good work, haa not been with
out her vicissitude*. Bhe 1* compara
tively a small ship and rolled pretty
considerably, and every one knows
how seasickness takes the starch out
of one. So long before Messina was
reached some, not to say all, began to
find that they bad embarked on any
thing but a pleasure trip. Durlug a
bad s(k ll Nelson Clay of boston, while
arranging some stores, fell Into the
hold and broke a rib —nothing ser
ious. but highly inconvenient. An en
terprising journalist heard of the ac
cident and telegraphed the news to
Home, where another Journalist, hav
ing promised to keep Mrs. Gay posted,
after a consultation with friends tele
phoned the news to her, but, alas! the
Hayarn was at Messina and that meant
that she could not communicate with
him, but she cousoled herself with
thinking of the twenty nurses on
board, and the three doctors, in fact,
she was afraid that he might be
’mothered" out of existence.
Americans Continue Work.
I The American women here ure still
busy making clothes, looking after
refugees who really need help, finding
1 rooms and lodging for the injured and
work for those who can undertake it.
This shows how really charitable their
i motives are, as they have persisted
after the first enthusiasm died away.
1 The Duchess d'Aosta has always
; had a great liking for the wives of
I American ambassadors, having them
• stay with her and dine and drive, but
with Mrs. Orlscom the acquaintance
has friendship through
their common efforts to aid the refu
gees Mrs Orlscom was In Naples
for a considerable time consulting
; with the duchess as to the best way
ito spend part of the very large sum
at the disposal of the ambusHador,
; sent by the charitable In the United
States
444 KILLED IN 1908
BY N. Y. STREET CARS
NEW YORK, Jan. 21. The street
mllroads of this city killed 444 per
sons last year. There were 56.481 a< •
ctdents and .15,600 persons were hurt,
j more or less seriously
These figures are included In a
statement made public by the public
service commission The report shows
! that the serious injuries were: Skull*
fractured. 167; limbs amputated. 66,
broken limbs, 41k, other serious injur
; tea. 1,496.
The commission compares these fig
lures with those for 1907. and demon
' strutes that either the safety meat
litres enforced by the commission or
the publicity given to accidents since
the commission came into existence
has vastly reduced the number
lir'the month of December last only
130 persons were klllej, as against 51
killed in December a veAr ago. There
were only 98 car collisions against 216
for the same month a year ago; that
1 the total number of persons hurt was
2.362. as against 1.93., in 1907.
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Basn the t il Dj Hks k.iim Botffr
WILLETT WILL
NOT BE CENSURED
WASHINGTON, Jan. SI.—No resolu
tion of censure will be returned
against Hep. Willett, of New York,
for his speech lu the house last week,
In which he severely criticized the
president.
The special committee held another
meeting today, and decided that in
case any action is recommended they
cun only ask that the speech be ex
punged from the record The house
rules do not permit them to return a
resolution of censure of Mr. Willett.
It Is thought now that the committee
will make Its repurt the first of next
week.
CHURCHMEN'S CLUB
HAS AMBITIOUS PLANS
The Churchmen’* Federation will
hold its first annual meeting a: 7:30
o’clock Thursday evening in the new
V. M. C. A. building The federation
Is the outgrowth of the Business
Mens class of the Martha Holmes’
Memorial church, and Its chief object
Is civic Improvement. Some 40
churches. Catholic, Protestant and
Jewish, are represented in this organ
ization It wa« organised six months
ago and hus grown steadily, until now
nearly every denomination Is repre
sented. The federation Is In no way
connected with the Municipal league.
Iu the declaration of principles, the
federation say*: "We will use our
Influence to secure the best possible
nominations and will throw our voting
strength to the best men and best
principles regardless of other consid
erations. Only as a last resort will
we place In nomination au independ
ent candidate or candidates. We will
endeavor to bring about the partici
pation of all law abiding cltlseus in
the affairs of government, believing
that they are In the majority and that
they may rule If they will."
L. C. Rauch la president of the fed
eration and J. T. Skeman. secretary.
THIEVES ARE POORLY
REWARDED FOR TROUBLE
A thief entered B. Schroeter’s floral
establishment at No. 59 Broadway,
Wednesday night, by breaking one of
the greenhouse windows on the Wll*
cox-st. side, and broke several plants
In crawling over them. He was poor
ly rewarded for his pains, however,
securing only a small quantity of
stamps from the office desk. This Is
the sixth time in as many years that
the place haß been broken Into and
Mr. Schroeter has learned by exper
ience not to leave anything valuable
lying around within reach.
Parker, Webb A Cos., at No. 02 Grand
River-ave.. was entered, Wednesday
night, for the second time In leas than
a week, and the till was looted of
some small change and a dollar s
worth of stamps. The intruders got In
by prying up a window. They went
out the back door, which they left
open.
INTERFERES WITH FOOD
INSPECTOR; FINED $25
John Hart, of the Hart butter store
on Michigan-ave., was fouud guilty In
Justice Stein's court, Thursday of ob
structing John B. Barron, a state food
Inspector, who went to the atore for
a sample of a certain grade of butter
Hart was advertising. He was fined
925 with the option of 30 days.
E. J. Croxton, charged with practic
ing veterinary medicine without belug
registered, was fouud guilty and fined
$lO Joseph Hawkins, of the state vet
erinary board, was the complainant.
BJJRGLARS CALL THREE
TIMES AT SAME HOUSE
NEW YORK, Jan. 20. —A fashion
üble apartment house at No. IN Lin
coln place, Brooklyn, has been entered
by burglars three times in the last
month and the same tenant was the
victim on two occasions.
This is Horace G. May. He moved
from Harlem to Brooklyn early In De
cember On the 22d burglars got Into
Ills place snd got SSOO worth of Jewel
iv. Last Monday they came back
and entered the rooms of William J.
Moore, May’s brother-in-law. There
they got S4OO worth of silverware.
Yesterday the burglars decided to take
what Mr May had left, so they return
ed and got about SIOO worth of things
they overlooked on the first trip.
| MARRIAGE LICENSES.
• 4,
Weldon Ward, 24. Eva Jones, 21
Edwin Leroy Ortffln. 27. Detroit,
Elisabeth Nve, 24, Hi>an, o.
John Beth, 27. Marynnrin Polrtcht. 22
I‘hlllp Kushlow, 30, Trenton. Mery
Abbott IH. same.
Robert Sand, 24. Josephine Wyryb
kowskl 2 '
John I lendei son. 20 ; Mali McNeil, I S
H-huylot St John 22, Brand Itnphis.
Mai % ilia J I«f I fortch, 1 * an me
Oeoig* lv Inert de, 21. Stark. Mich ,
Nettle R I'unkori, lit. Farmington
Charles J Avery 21. Toledo, Marvllla
A Thomas. 2t same
Alfred Sagert. 3J. Millie II ltMdk.t,
2» 9
tttto It!, aid Hrtm, 27 Selina Frati'-U
Robinson. 2;
Karl Mat low 23 Plymouth Bessie
K McDonald lit Davtsbura
El»ti*-r M Bailc.w, 20. Plvmouth, An
ita McDonald 1 9, Davisburg
Mantel (tneten* 28. River Itouge;
Pa'il'n. Miller 2?. same.
lam** \ Miller 35. Annie Bunatt .15
Anton Wlesntska. 20, Amm Kuhai
ska 20
Erect !l Judkins, 24 Wvandotte.
Katherine ?' Klcltbauer. 24, same
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the telephone directories, may have
advertisements charged at above
rates Call
BELL—MAIN 1498.
HOME—CITY 3385.
For the convenience of patrons
arrangements heve been made with
the following to receive liner ad
vertisements at the same rate as
charged ut the home office:
BAST SIUK.
Hoochlea-Fressh Coal Co* 411 Bast
Canfleld-ave.
Mt. Elliott Pharmacy, ML Elliott and
Oratlot-avea.
Carney's Paralturo Cos., 117 Oratlot
ava
F. Brown. 1119 Jefferson-ava
J. MePherooa, 1400 Oratlot-ava, oppo
site car barns.
WBIT tIDB.
C. O. Esnsor, lt| Grand Rlvar-ava
Turner *taa|oa. 100 Mjrrtla-at.
F. B. Driscoll, 417 Mlchlgaa-ava
J. W. Millard. 1410 rort-st. want
W. W. Bash. 104 Mirhtgan-ave.
DAILY DEATH LIST.
Bernice M Knapp, 13 years, 307 But
ternut; apoplexy.
Julius l> Levy, 11 months, 231 John
H , pneumonia
Reginald H Hughes. 21 years, 003
Humboldt, tubercular peritonitis.
Honors Holland, 61 years, 307 Sixth;
arterto sclerosis.
Fanny E Whitehead. 44 years, Grace
hospital, carcinoma of liver.
Desire Chabod. 3« years, 2101 How
ard, senility
William Wagner, 70 years. 1010 Mo-
Dougall; heart disease
William Lleftander, 24 years, Toronto,
Ont.; meningitis.
Frank Blesks. 4 months. 1107 Joa.
Cainpau; Inanition.
Helen L Vaselalre, 4 months. 917
Campbell- laryngitis.
Helen T. Galloway. Tl years, Taylor,
Mich.; uramlc coma.
Beatrice Plots 21 years, Bolvay hos
pital. septicaemia.
Mary L McNutt, 90 yeara, Bt. Mary'a
hospital; pneumonia.
George J. Howarth, 7* years. 170
Concord; paralysis. .
Carolina White, 60 years. Harrow,
Ont ; hsart troubla.
.Tames Nooinoyle. 69 years, 690 Fifth;
senility.
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DIED
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BENZKK— Jan. IV. 1202. ft [Mtdincf,
Haltlner-ave., River Rouge, Frederick
W., aged 72 years, beloved huebend
of Caroline Benier. end father of
Mra. A. H. Butler, Mr*. william Ool
ntck, Mra. Herman Henachlal. Edith
and Charles E. Benier. Funeral Sat
urday from above residence at 2 p.
m. Interment at Woodmere.
CLIFFORD— Jan. IV. 1202, Mary M.
Clifford, member of Division No. 1.
L A. A O H. Funeral Friday at 1:10
a m.. standard time, from St. Vin
cent's church.
BLACK - At 231 Linwood-ave.. Jan. 20,
Tjavenia E Black, widow of the late
John E. Black, and mother of Mrs.
E C. Van Syckle and Kstelle Black.
Funeral Friday from the residence
at 2 p m. Burial private
HLItSCHBACK—Jan. Zo. at residence.
785 Jos. Campuu-ave . Barbara
Herscht.ack (nee Doench), beloved
wife of Godfrey Herschbaok mother
of Arthur. Bert. Grace and Raymond
Herechbark. Htftd 47 years. Funeral
Saturday morning Time later.
FACE—Jan. 12. at the residence of her
father. Henry Farr. 142 Sherldan
eve. Lillie May. beloved wife of
Charles E Pace aged 25 years. No
tice of funeral later.
VOSS Died at St. Stanislaus Jesuit
seminary, Kloressant. Mo.. Jan. 12. 11
p in , Herbert B. Voss, 8 J . In Ins
25th year, eldest son of Mr. and Mrs.
John H Voss Interment at Floris
sant. Mu.. Friday, Jan. 22
WILSoNVJan. 20. 1202. at the resi
dence of hla aunt. Mia. Fannie Wil
son, 304 St Antoine-at . Albert Wil
son. heloved son of William Wilson
Funaral from residence of hla aunt
Friday afternoon at ISO Interment
lit Woodmere cemetery.
MICH CREMATION ASSOCIATION, a
per cent Intern certificate good for
one cremation. F. X. Kolb. Treat,
and Qnneral Manager'. IttS E. Boule
vard. Phono Ridge 866.
HELP WASTED—MALE. •
ANY YOUNG PERSON desiring a good
position can get one after completing
one of our coumci. Day and Mghi
classes all the year. Our facilities
are positively unoqualed In Michi
gan. Detroit Business University.
1 1-21 Wllcox-et.
BUSINESS. SHORTHAND AND ENG
LISH taught under most favorable
conditions, day and night school. The
Business Institute. Breltmeyor bldg
URN —Our Illustrated catalogue ex
filalns how we teach barber trade In
ew weeks; mailed free. Moler Bat
her college. Chicago. lIL _
MEN learn barber trade, great demand
for barbers; tuition and tools. (26;
catalogue free. Michigan Itarber Col
lege. el Weal Congi esa-st,. Detroit.
WANTED-ABLi-Mlt )T>l ED MEN
tween agea 19 and 38. for U. S. ma
rine oorps. must be native born or
have first papers; excellent oppor
tunity to see the world, good pay;
clothing, rations, quarters, medical
attendance fr*e. Apply at U S. Ma
rine Corps Recruiting office. 78 w.
Fort-sl,, Detroit. Mlqh.
YOUNG man with wheel, outside work,
must be hustler; good salary. Ad
dress C, box 17, Detroit Times.
WANTED Railway mall clerks; coin
mencement aalaty 1800; March exam
inations, preparation free; write im
mediately. Franklin Institute, Dept.
<B6 Rochester. N. Y.
IIKi r \\ IM bll-FKMAI.K
COOKX and waitresses, in and out of
city I'rego Employment Agency. 62
Woodwg ■ !
Cadies —Our catalogue explains how
we teach hair dressing, manicuring,
facial massage, etc.. In few weeks,
mailed free Molei Barber College,
ago 111
WANTED —Woman, from 20 to 48, for
housekeeper for widower Address
box 124. Concord, Mich
trot auk imi < %it i %i.e.
ACME STORAGE CO. largest vans,
lacking Main t>i »i Gil man-et
ROEHIi BRi >3—Partv sleighs at rea
sonable rates R 42H and City 913
U IWTtD —'tier MUAWIOI *
HIGHEST pile** paid f irnltute stov , s
carpets Ijiphem, 223 Orat Park 245-J
FOR SALK—F A HMS.
FOR SA OR -#o acres. cla> loam. 72 Im
proved. 5-room house, barn 32x46.
stable 16*32. smiißiy, hog pen. hen
house. In acres meadow. 4 acie*
wheat, 12 acres fall-plow»,| i acre
orchard, 40 trees, also cherries,
peaches plumb* currants, stiawbei -
rles ands cows. 7 yearilhgx good
N span horses, farm tools, fodder to
C, winter ll\e stuck, farm 2 miles to
town, price 14.000, 12 oOv down. 6
y* nis on balance 6 per cent Don't
keep your money by %"j Don t keep
your 40 acre farm If vou can sell
Don't work In a factory, if you are
the first to t, this farm, lownei
is o|.D M MAVKU JR Mantll.
M
60- ACRK fat in h-*»* than two miles
from Romulus. 40 a< i • * cb-ar. 7 acres
woods good house au<) granary ser
vlceablv litrii, will exchange for
hous" or cottages In city Address
7. box 29. Detroit Times.
F« rR KALE *'• a» re<. well located,
a>hm| Inno ant building* easy terms.
|2 6*‘« For full description write R
M. Sayers Byron. Mich.
Page Nine
BOBBY TO LOAM.
MONEY LOANED
WORKING PEOPLE
X> Mortgage, Assignment or Saaurlty.
N.ime Your Own Time for Repayment.
Rates Less Than Half What
Loan Companies Charge.
BURKART. Private Banker
II McOraw Bldg. Open until I every
evening.
MONEY TO LOAN
No security or Indorser r soul red.
New Cos. New Rates. New plana
DETROIT LOAN A TRUST CO
-41 MfCNIOAN-AVB.
Look for electric sign. Second floor.
Hours. 8 to I dally. Take etalra
MONEY TO LOAN to salaried employee,
or to those who are keeping nouse:
no security wanted. One-half the
rate of big advertisers. Call and see
AMERICAN LOAN CO.
410-411 Chamber of Commeree Bldg.
FOU SALB—RICSIDBNCB PHOPBBTY.
9100 AND 9300 DOWN buys dandy new
home with oak finish, of us; located
on HOLCOMB. McCLELLAN and
PARKER We will give you the bar
gain of your life if bought at once.
PATRICK & ALDRICH
Main 3939. 99 Homs Bank bldg.
NEAR WATER WORKS PARK. 4*
block north of Jefferson. 9-room
house with furnace, etc.; 93.000.
MT VERNON. 39 -foot corner near
Woodward. 9 rooms, attic, basement,
furnace, gas, bath, fireplace, ate.; sl,-
960.
HELEN, near St. Paul, 9-room modern
house, 99.500; would exchange for
smaller property.
HENDRIE. near Woodward, modern
12-room house; lot 46x171: 96,600,
VAN DYKE, one block north af Ora
tlot. 7 rooms, gas, bath, cellar and
attic; also barn; paved • treat; |2.160;
9260 down, balance |l9 per month.
GOODWIN, near Holbrook, 9-room, 1-
story, bath, gas and cellar; less tbnn
93,800; within block of bsst cat line;
Inquire for terms.
SHERIDAN. Just south of Oratlot, mod
ern 7-room house. 92.260; 8100 down*
balance ill per month.
RICHMOND near Clay. 9-room. l
atory, bath, gas and furnace; 91.900;
9900 down; good terms.
TOWNSEND, just north of Karohcvnl,
7-room, l-storf. gas. oellar and attic;
12,000: 9100 down
SUPERIOR. near Gratiot, • rooms,
paved street; |1,900.
BELVIDERE. Just south of Oratlot.
near school. 9-room cottage, gaa, bath
and attic; 91,790; 9100 down.
STORE on Joa. Campau, near Forest;
nsw. vary large: suitable for any
business; cost W.iQO to buttd; will
make big sacrifice for gulok eale.
14,600 —MODERN. I-family frame,’ on
Kercheval; would exchange for farm.
100- FOOT corner on Orleane. between
Oratlot and Clinton, with two houaeg
rented for 910 per month; price. |I,-
900.
4-APARTMENT TERRACE, rente 9I1«
Far year; price 91.900; fuil basement.
urnaoea. seven rooms end fine bath
In each, laundry tuba; built last sum
mer; located on corner lot one block
from Fourteenth-ave. car.
9-APARTMENT TERRACE on corner
lot. oest street, near Water Works
park; brick construction; both streets
paved: strictly modern, new; always
rented for $1,200 per year. Price,
911.000.
Lsmbrecht, Kelly & Cos..
BOTH PHONES M 919 <0 GRIHWOLD.
PBBIONAL.
Hair REMOVED by electrolysis, with
out pain or scar: electric face and
scalp massage. Mies R. L. Hubbard.
407 New Gaa Bldg. Main 1827.
FOR XALK—idIXCBLLAXKOUS.
A BIG LOAD kindling wood. $2 60; hard
wood, |); blocks. $1.76; economy nut.
94: lump, 94.60 fur kitchen stoves and
laundry. Houghten-Frenrh Coal Cos.,
Both phonos.
BILLIARD and pool - tables.'soda foun
tains. bought, sold and repaired Geo.
Marsh A Cos.. 9 Fermer-et.
HILLIARD end pool tablet, new and
nectmd-hand. from 926 up; also wail
and showcases; easy terms; supplies
and repairing at reduced prices. The
Schuienburg Mfr Cos.. 99 Randolph
at.; established 86 years.
DESlfr.Heavy quarter-sawed oak roll
top. with chair to match; used nly
a short ttrne; bargain for someone
that wants It right away. Call at
Times Printing Cos . 16 John R
WANTED —Car. Iftchlgan and Fourth,
to furnish rooms complete, ft week.
Sumner Cos.
CUTTERS AND SLEIGHS
Columbia Buggy Cos., 91 Woodward
ave. Main 1194.
CUT-RATE LUMBER
LATH AND BHINOLEB.
M. Mltshkun Cos.. Isab«lla-aL. near
Mlchlgan-ava.. between Beecher anfi
Twantr-thlrd-ata. Phonos Ball Wool
441; Homo. City 441.
TO REMT-MOUIKI.
Hannan Rental Agency
ONE McQRAW BLPO.
TO KENT—BOOM*.
ROOMS -Furniture for rooms complete),
fl wsok. Sumner Cos., Mfoh. and 4th.
Biinnui caju>».
HORSES and cows removed
Phono Mlllonbaoh Bros. West 101-ili.
POULTRY AND PET STOCK.
Poll SALE— French and Toy Poodle
puppies Here Is a bargain, writs
at <>nc«. Rohdes Pet Kennels, Ann
Arbor, Mich.
SHOE KEPAIIUNO.
OLD SHOES made new while you wait,
the rnoduin way. Famous Shoe Re
palrlng Cos.. 43 state-st Park 129-R.
FLItS.
FURT
Sold cheaper and as good as anywhere
In the city Repair work according
ly F 11. Yost. U 6 Michigan.
_ TRAVELERS* GUIDE.
INTKHIKBAN LINES.
Detroit lulled Isierurbau Llaes.
FLINT LIMITED*—S 15 a. m. and
4.16 p. in. Locals (or Rochester and
Flint. 7 a. in., and o\er> two hours to
yL. m., 11 p in. to Oxford Locals to
Rochester and Romeo, 8 a. rn.. ar.d
every two hours to lu p. in.; also 11
p. rn.
PORT 111 HUN LIMITED*— 7;*3 a.
I rn.. 10 ;46 a. ut.. 3 4. p in., 6 64 p. m ,
1 Saturdays only. 1«! 46 p n,. Locals for
1 New Baltimore. Algottac. Marine City
and l*.»rt Union hourly. 7 a ;u to 1 p.
rn., also 9 p m to Mailne City. Local
cars run via Algonac. To Mt. Clemens,
! half-hourly. 6 3j a. m to 7 p. in., and
1 hourly t<* 11 p m To Mt. Clemens via
I St.. it- Litre, hourly. 6 2S a. m. to 9 24
p m.l also 11 P m.
To IF IK> I,IMI IhUS—l 20 a. rn.,
11 »') a. ui. •30 -nd 610 p. in. Locals
for H nkwoi l Newport. Monroe and
Toledo hourly. 6 30 a m. to 8 JO p. IU.,
9 -jo and 11 p m for Monroe.
JAt K»ON LI HI THD*—7 46 a. m.,
12 46 and J 4 6 p m locals for Jack
ton 7 a. in. and every two hours unul
<j D ' m., for Ann Arb«»r, 4 a m. and
i aourly until 11 p m., fur Plymouth
and Nnrthvllle. 7 20 a m and every
two hours until 7 30 p m , also 9 p m,
end 11 P- m. Saline cars from Ypsi
lantl
l or \\ y aadotle and Orslas— 6 II a.
iu uud hu f-hou.iy to > .!J i m . hourly
to 11 21 P m Sundays, first car at
i 7 o| witn half-hourly service through
out
For H«) el Dak. Hlrwlsgtaa as!
I'outUr—<i 20 i in . then half-hourly
until 7 p. nv, then hourly until 11 p. tn.
First car wns-half hour later on lan
' day. •
9or I'snalsslea aad 3srtfc»Ule—4 a
m and hourly until 11 P m .For
Orchard Lake and Fontlao. I. TANARUS, I, 11 4.
m . 1. I. 6. 4. 6. 7. 9. 11 p. m.
Last cars await closing of thontora.