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BOSTOfi BALLAD BOOSTS THE BEAN New England Thinks Turck Diagno sis of Diet Is Wrong—No Pie at Breakfast Now. BOSTON, Mans., Feb. fc —New Eng land's cairn was little ruffled and Its bill of fare not changed at all today when it read the talk of Ur. Fenton B. Turck of t’hirugo on how its diet was deteriorating the human race. Dr. Turck said the "Boston diet” hus made a race of lank, lean, nasal speaking dyspeptics. Boston folks were inclined to treat the criticism flippantly, few taking other than a light view of it. Wilt everybody here, no matter what their form of expression, agreed that the Chicago doctor was mistaken in ids diagnosis. Ur. (leorge Edmund Siackpole, a Harvard graduate, and a successful practitioner since 1870. gave a serious reply to tite Chicagoan’s opinion. Ur. Hiackpole defended the bean and the biscuit, amt made sarcastic allusion to I)r. Turck’s tit ness for his subject. But most everybody else who said anything about it. said it humorously. One of the son of replies was given by L. D. (i. Bentley,’ who versed bis sentiments in a local newspaper in the following, entitled "A Yankee's Answer”: "Well maybe Dr Turck Is rlsrlit, And eastern folks all wrong;. MV ma> consume too man> beans That make us lank and long; Perhaps We gorge outsell e* oil pie Wlitii plainer food would do. Eat doughnuts, winch we shouldn't, hut I don’t mind telling you If eating other kinds of food Will change us folks throughout. Tlifri 'h really no inducement Ini what this man holds out. I’d i| licit rather he a skinny. Alfvays talking through my nose, Mum hing tablets for dyspepsia. Mixing any kind of dose. If M'w England I may live In. Where u •• have to si rutcti am! dig. M’lilre we may lo* weak and scrawny, Where we don’t grow very tug No. I never would he happy, like T.iose folks in ruMK the sea. A peasant In ttulguria It. don't sound good to me. They don't eat pie for breakfast in this region any more, according to one statistician who sought to put Ur. Turck right on the diet question “Dr. Turck lias Just heard the tra ditions which are a part of a vanished and not too glorious past." he said. “Mince pie for breakfast is a legend of the black walnut furniture and plush covered photograph allium period; It never really obtained a great hold in New Kngland, anyway, and was mainly used as a symbol of ignorance. When in a smad town if was noticed that any citizen was get ting rich, the form used by his neigh bor* to express that disgraceful suspi cion was to pasH around the rumor that his family had mince pie for breakfast. "As to the rest of Ur. Turck'a state ment. the Puritans were lankier, more nasal, and less favorably comparable to the Hulgar than their descendants are—they were not so dyspeptic, be cause they never went to Chicago, and to were never forced to eat Chicago cooking.” "Well, of course." said the manager of a hennery in Newspaper row. "It Is true that beans are one of onr staple dishes. W»* still sell more beans than anything else. But doughnuts are our staple wonder; we make seventy dozen a day and often have to go to press with a second edition in the afternoon. Still. I don't see any de terioration in our customers in the last ten years.” On** of tlif* salesladies in another j restaurant said she hadn't noticed any deterioration in her customers, either, [though she hasJtoM more beans In the lust fortnight than ever before in het experience. • Decline?” said she. “There's no decline about it; my customers never decline anything. What? Why, no. they're not deteriorating; they're nicer every day. They're eating fewer beet nit sand more beans.” “In the last ten years.” said a jßeacon-st. doctor. “I haven’t had half It he stomach trouble —among my pa jtlents —that I had in ten years preced ing. people are eating more sensibly; the anaconda method among business men is disappearing and folks are Fletcherlzing more. As to beans, [doughnuts, mince pie—they will never !sap the manhood of* New England.” “Who Is this Dr. Turck?" was the ■way Dr. Starhpole began. “These am [bilious young physicians often get lost ‘ln academic Ideas aad begin talking ‘for publication with the result that [they make themselves —but nobody ieUe —believe they are originating Isomething.” I “Good wholesome food, and God (knows that good beans, hot biscuits and doughnuts are wholesome, never ! caused any New Rnglander to have jdyspepsda. New Englanders are the hardest worked people in the world, and the dyspepsia they are kin to was * born of overwork and loss of sleep." CLEAN-UP SALE A_ FOR TEN DAYS ONLY ( Regular A a j- W * Kid and Patent -■ ’ JB 22 GRATIOT—BASEMENT CHILDRENS CLUBS A CHECK TO CRIME AMONG MINORS Judge Bond of Massachusetts Urges Their Establishment for That Purpose. CAMUmrXiK, Mass.. Feb. 10. —Judge Daniel W. Bond of the superior court deplores the gnut prevalence of crime among children, and suggests the for mat lon of a chain of children's clubs. These oigunlzattons would enroll hoys und girls bet ween the ageasof fourteen and twenty and take the place of home for those whose home influences ur«» harmful. "These clubs should not be too large,'' said Judge Bond. ’’This I con sidered one of the chief arguments uy uinsi tiie Christian Kndeavorers and the Y. Al. C A. Boys hesitate to en ter a place where they are to he pes tered on religious mutters. No ho,' lll,es t«» be preached to. Many hoys n« ver go . inside a church In this they differ from tlie last generations. There would he less crime if church going was encouraged, Init I don’t favor it us a compulsory measure. "In advocating the club system t am not blind to the work the schools, the public libraries and college set tlements are doing, but they do not strike at the root of the evil. Practi cal women amt men skilled In this labor of love should carry out the*.* ideas successfully.” WHERE r Dorothy Dent lived on the direct road to the village of Concord, and when Paul Revere rode by that morn ing of April 19, 1775, calling upon all tile villager* to hide their arms and stores, for the British were coinltlg, her little heart thrilled with fear and excitement. Her father and brothers were away grandmother, mother and Dorothy were ulone- and a pile of guns lay on the back porch. They must be saved from the enemy—but how? "If there were only some safe hill ing place. 1 would carry every gun out of reach myself,” said Dorothy. "Has thee sorted the feather* iti the large feather bed of late?” asked grandmother of Mrs. Dent. "It is sunny and still on the back porch— just the day for such a task." she con tinued. "The very thing,” shouted little Dorothy, in great agitation. When the soldier* marched up the bill, and turned into the door yard of the Dent house, they were met at the door by Dorothy, who was all smiles. "We have orders to search this house for concealed arms,” said the (-aplain with a bow. "Certainly, sir.” Dorothy was polite, hut her heart was beating hard with fright. Meanwhile grandmother and Mrs. Dent were busy sorting feathers on the back porch, listening anxiously to the tramp of soldiers’ feet inside the house. When the soldiers came out on the porch, the feathers flew, deftly helped along their way by grand mother. and settled on a sleeve of the captain’s new uniform. "Plague take the feathers." cried he. and they all hurried on to search the stables and other outbuildings, not even glancing again at the feathers. The soldiers marched away without discovering the arms, and brave Dorothy watched them. gleefully chuckling to think how they had been fooled. . When father and the boys catne home that evening the guns were still bidden under their downy cover. Father was proud of hi.-, little girl, ami be said, stroking her nalr tenderly. "Blessings on the geese that shed t their feathers for this glorious cause, land on the little girl who played hostess to her enemies so bravely and discreetly." | A statistician has figured out that , last year’s broom corn crop was so small that eac h American family can j have tint one and one-seventh brooms [this year, without allowing for bust j ness houses, eorpotations or munio!- I palities. HE DETROIT TIMES: FRIDAY, FEBRUARY ii, iqio. 818 MEN MIXED IN CONTRACT RUMPUS Judge Gary and Other Steel Trust Magnates Ended Squabble Over Pumping Machinery. Since the Allis-Chalmers Cos. quit Tuesday night in the fight for the city contract tor the Park-Y’iewave, sewage pumping machinery, there ha* been much speculation about the city hall as to tiie cause of the Milwaukee l firm’s sudden backdown after It had put up a Slu.ouu check to guarantee u low bid If allowed to make u second offer. The story has been iu circu lation about the city hall that the Allis-Chalmers Cos., made some sort of compromise with R. D. Wood & Cos., who got the contract. it develop* that, there were negotia tions and that the pressure which An ally ended tiie fight came from a source as powerful as the Steel Trust. Judge Gary, who is chairman of the executive board of the Steel Trust, occupies the same position with re sard to the Allis-Chalmers Cos. Other directors of tiie Steel Trust are heavily Interested in the Wis consln Engine Cos., which was involv ed with R. D. Wood & Cos., In the lat ter's bid. After the fight over the Detroit pumping machinery contract had progressed to the stage where a scandal seemed certain if it were con tinued funner, the attention of these big men was called to the matter. There was a great deal of long dis tance telephone talk between Phila delphia, Chicago and Milwaukee, and the minseqiieitce was that the local representatives of the Allis-Chalmers Cos., found support withdrawn. There are rumors that there may be after-effects in the way of changes in the contract department of the Al lls-Chalmers Cos. Experts say that the price of $107,500 offered by the Allis-Chalmers representatives, taken with the conditions of the contract, meant that the concern would either have to install the machinery at a loss or else skimp the work in a way which would hHve rendered the plant an Inferior one. "You can deny absolutely that there Is any c.rmpromlse by which we will use a cent's worth of Allis-''halmers machinery," states Henry Crowther. agent for R. [). Wood & Cos. I'hls job is to be a monument ani) one to which we wish to refer in making bids for contracts In other cities. It Is because of this city being located so conveniently for engineers from other cities to reach that we arc bid ding as low as we can. We shall use our own machinery und the best of everything in the way of valves, pip ing. etc." LOTHROP-AVE. FOLK PROTEST. Don’t Want Street Closed for Erection of New Hospital. A prolonged and lively fight is ex pected to come up in the oonunoiC council over the proposed closing of Lothrop-ave. west of Hamilton boule vuad on account of the erection of the new Detroit General hospital. The hospital plans call for the closing of Lothrop-ave.. but residents in the neighborhood object most strenuous ly to any such plan. At the present time lothrop-ave. is open, but there are no houses on that highway between Hamilton boulevard and Twelfth st. This is because the Thiru ave. and Trumbull ave. car line* have not vet been extended north of the railroad tiacks which are just south of the Grand Boulevard. It will be urged that, since the De troit General hospital is to be built on the pavilion plan, it will cause no gtcal Inconvenience to have a street running through the hospital grounds, since there will not be any heavy travel on such a street. The noise would not be as great. It Is asserted, as that on the streets adjoining Har per and Grace hospitals. It Is also pointed out that a service street is required north of the Grand boule vard. LOOK OUT~FOR THIS MAN. Fake Census Enumerator Gaining Ad mission to Homes. The second instance within the past few days of persons obtaining admis sion to residencet; on the pretense that they were c.ensus enumerators occurred Wednesday night, when a man about 30 years old went to the home of a family named Merrill, No 760 Twenty flfth-st., ami frightened Mrs. Merrill. The mall was received in the hou3e by Mrs. Merrill. Before lie had beer, there very long his actions aroused the woman's suspicions. Asa ruse to frighten him away, Mrs. Merrill told him ner nephew was upstairs and would come down and talk to him. The man hurried away at this an nouncement. He is described as about 5 feet 11 inches tali and weigh ing 100 pounds. senatoFburrows here Meets Political Friends in Pontchar train; Goes To Kalamazoo Friday. 1 nlted States Senator Julius C. Hur i*ows urrived in Detroit Thursday noon from Flint, where he spoke Wed nesday evening, and received a nmn | ber of pcditlcal callers at the Hotel Pontchnitrain during the early after noon. The senator is looking well and has a series of speaking engagements which will take htm to all portions of the slate. He goes to Knlttmntoo Fri da) for a short stay in his home city 'anil will make one address while there. CLOCK lIELD CUPID BACK. Wedding Deferred Eight Hours to Comply With the Law. CHIPPEWA FALLS. Wls., Feb. .I. Miss Emma <\ Mimin and Benjamin C. Wilmarth both of Holcombe, were to have been married at 8 p. m. Wed nesday, hut at the last minute it was found that the five days required by law to wait after the issuance of the license would not be tin until Thurs day. The bridal party waited until the clocks struck midnight and then pro ceeded with the ceremony. PRICK CVTTINT, ! is the only way we <an dispose of our i remnants Stills and Overcoats to or*- | tier. SO.T.V SIMJKH'S, as Xnnrnr-five, Cf!»lldr9n Cry F3R FLETCHER’S i CASTCTom STANEET PABBLEB ON WIFE’S PLEA Former Sunday-School Worker, Who Eloped With "Affinity,” Prom ises To Care For Family. His wife's love and her willingness to forgive and forget saved Arthur Manley, former minister and Sunday school worker, from a term in prison, Thursday. Stanley was recently brought but .% from Philadelphia, whither he hud fled with his stenographer ami "af- I Unity” Miss Edith Markham, to ta> o a charge of abandoning ills wife and family. Since he has been in jail i:o has had time to reflect and it wuu with a very sober fat e that lie stepped into the prisoner s dock. Thursday noon, when Judge Connolly sent iov him. Just before Mrs Stanley, tiie pa tient, forgiving wife, had called to see the Judge to plead for her lint band's release. He had realized his mistake, fdie represented, and was willing to make amends If given tho chance. In return she promised to overlook his past conduct aud star;, life with him anew. “1 see now that I made a bad mis take.” admitted Stanley, as he stood in the box. "If your honor will give tne the opportunity 1 will endeavor to rectify It.” Judge Connolly took Stanley ut word and paroled him for a year, with the understanding mat he would do right by his family in tiie future. While tills war. going on, Mrs. Stanley, simply bu. neatly dad in a brown suit, sat ii> tiie rear of tiie court room, an interested spectator, though no one outside of the court and one or two newspaper men knew her identity or why she wus there. After court had adjourned and the spectators had gradually thinned out she moved quietly to the table where her hustuiMd sat with bowed head, waiting for his hol d to he made Gut, end touched him on the arm. Stanley l< oked up to see tears glistening in her eyes as she stood there before him. He hesitated only a moment, then quickly rose to his feet ami threw his arms about the faithful helpmate to whom he owed his de liverance. For several seconds they teniained locked in each other's em brace and in that interval the differ ences of the past apparently were* obliterated. Established IXSO. Inventory Time Impresses upon us the fact that we must Reduce Stock At once In all departments. Price Reductions Will make u visit especially advan tageous to you. DIAMONDS. WATCHES, JEWEL RY, SILVERWARE, STEALING SIL VER. NOVELTIES, SILVER MESH BAGS, OPERA GLASSES, RICH CUT GLASS, CLOCKS. 18-K TIFFANY WEDDING RINGS, CLOCKS. ETC., INCLUDED IN THE STOCK REDUC TIONS. TRAUB BROS. 118 MOOI)WAItD-AVE. TRAUB BROS. & CO. 208 WOODWARD-AVE. SPECIAL L'S ■ WATCHES Warranted 20 years; Elgin or Waltham movements — I § t choice tPIU Regular sls values. Watches. Jewelry, 27 Monroe. CASH OR CREDIT Red Tag Sale Closing Out Winter Clothing at Greatly Reduced Prices Bargain values for Men, Women and Children. Open a Charge Account —and test the immense advan tage of buying at this store. You’ll Be Convinced. Menter & RoseuujOomCo. 59 Monroe Ave. $9.50 Bro This $9 50 BED. SPRING anil MATTRESS Here is without doubt one of the greatest bed outfits ever offered in Detroit. The price quoted includes a well manufactured iron bed and we have it in various shades of enamel, including the popular Vernis Martin shade, which looks like real brass. The mattress has a soft top, is full weight, and a good woven wire spring. We wish to impress upon you the bod is exactly like cut. The usual selling price of this outfit complete is Exactly Like fPV" 'fS* Cut ivJL/J'UL/.j §nl 3 |||j| Wl ifR tw WF Credit Terms Arranged To Suit Fitzsimons’ /J Rugs Blue Pencil // Stoves Reduction // Curtains Sale! 1/ Furniture 1521 to 352 Cuts in Prices | We Have Cut* the Price on Everything A hundred or more sample pieces of the finest Furniture manufactured are included in this sale, which will supply your needs from Parlor to Kitchen. The Pencil” prices come once a year, and MANY WHO ARE JUST STARTING IN HOUSEKEEPING have been waiting for this sale to supply their entire outfit—and easily so, for at no time in married life is saving so essential as at the start. We are pleased to open accounts if you prefer. .— THE ENCCASS SYSTEM—— Diamonds Watches ON CREDIT ===== YOU can own a beautiful Diamond or a high-grade Watch and pay for it in such little sums that you will not miss the money—you wear the diamond or watch while you are pay ing for it. ELGIN AND WALTHAM Gold-Filled Watches. Guaranteed 20 Years. $11.75 SI.OO DOWN. $1 00 WEEK. Otheis up to SIOO each. Adolph Enggass Jewelry Cos. DIRECT IMPORTERS OF JEWELRY \\ Htnli Inipnrtnr* f<»r lll** VVftt.iNli <*•». 22 Gratiot Ave. 38 40 Michigan Ave. DIAMOND RINGS $29 Krniniilirr, n diamond la h kuuil In* raliiipml, roiialNnll} liii'rraiiliiii In inltii*. $15.00. We have about forty of these beds and you may have one to morrow complete with spring and mattress at our special price of *9.50 |.* il.mn;, 81 u lUfk. Purr M lilir. IVr fert. IMliera up In BI.INNI nirh. Page Three SECTIONAL BOOKCASES. Alone Excepted. Pwf abll.lird ISAO. I Lenten I Presents %rr tin* frnturr at Ihr mo mi'll I. Ur mi 'J »m*r r*rr>lhiuK anil, nlilr for mi'll r* rwli nod other rHKNKvr %tio\ Ol'C %«|o>v 1 n> liidl'ifr IIIUIIIMI*. H'K W t l’l HHH, Nit II JKUIIIH). NII.VBR* \\ IKK. l'k Sr anil, mw T'tTany W KDDI M. HI.UI, airrll o a * » u r f » I r *|MNIIII, Mil'll I Ml lll***, liprrn tilmirai Clarka, rlr. lii * pri't lon Iniltnl • Prlcr* Not Hl*’i *‘ I Traub Bros., |IN \\ omlnir4.lTr. Traub Bros A Cos. 2U5 \\ ooJw.rtl-.?». RESORTS. Ulini iUlll'Nm Hhriinn«♦!»•*. KM**? MUULAVIAakIa and Nrrtf Tr.nklr. wllh It* fatnou. Mud Itathp. Blf Hotrl. •«n*n nil vrar Thousand* mtJ* wtll natural tiratmrnt- draw* out pain and poiwon. Hm.k frrr ft. B. Kramrr. Prra.. Krain.T. Ind. 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