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EDITORIAL fDETROIT TIMES w «v»ry *v«nlng tic«o( Sunday by th« ’■ Detroit Timas Cos. Tl-Ji-TT B*«!*y-svs Subscription YUlu II) carrier. It caMa a r pMmlh: M s year by mall. %l pai >»*r. j. M advanca Talorhona —Main 4tJ> corna-tln* all depart- Inarta Olva Tiniaa ojcrat->r n«ma ui daparttnant fk or i>*r«on wantad gubscrijitlon ordara >r com t glalnta of Irrogulsr dail'ary mil ba racalvad l y ~ phcr>« up to iio p. o Rntarad at fha poatofflea at Datrwlt aa aac m and - clam, mall mattar. Tha uaa of th* nama of this r *; r.it’ n it Its offleara In any outr’ Ia r") r -•' t i* um* ” lad. All feccradllad t»uai-*-aa rai r • • tit ' '• - carry and ahould ba raoutrad to ah * cr<* 1 n llala alan-d bv Richard \V, K«a!inc bu»ir.i*» MMUtr. ; SATIHI'AY. MAY ». llli The Faith of Americans Who Sailed, the Faith that Is Lost The faith of the American people in l Germany has been touching. When warnings were printed that the | Lusitania would be sunk, thev were re | garded by Americans as part of a hoax. It was a fair part of the war scheme for the Germans to attempt in this man ner to prevent the sailing of the ship. r- That Germany would sink a vessel I that was known to carry hundreds of ft, . neutrals as passengers was unthinkable. NOT A SINGLE PASSENGER took the warning seriously; not a single K- change was made in the sailing list. It would have been too horrible, too monstrous a crime against the law of I nations. The newspapers gave the warning the r publicity of a day, the Lusitania put to i sea, and was promptly forgotten as a K' ’ — | factor in the war news. Then came the unbelievable—still part at the hoax. [ Then confirmation. It was promised, therefore it was ac complished, say the German svmpa | Germany is teaching America to put f faith in her promises; but what faith ahall we give to German ethics? The roll of German sympathizers in ; America if called today would show a striking falling off from yesterday. No Matter —He Saw the Desire of Country’s People It depends on whether you’re a friend or an enemy of Theodore Roosevelt, what conclusion you draw from the evi dence thus far presented in the Barnes libel suit The colonel's detractors find evidence In his correspondence that he was even more subservient to Senator Platt than the lickspittles of the New York legis lature were to Barnes. .... They guffaw scornfully at the colonel's admission that he agreed with “Boss” Platt just so long as he could use him. They point out that Roosevelt must have found Platt useful most of the time, to judge by the way in which the easy boas dictated appointments It is easy to find flaw’s in the career of a man whose public life has been set forth as clearly as that of the former governor and president. It ought not to be forgotten, however, that it was Roosevelt who, looking forth from the White House, saw in the Amer ican people a formless, half-awakened, smothered desire for higher ethics in politics, a more open, straight-forward government, smaller regard for the power of money. To a man of Roosevelt's temperament, this vision wa.s a call to arms. He summoned forth this blind desire, gave it shape, marshalled its force and led it to dazzling victory. Since 1901, the people of the I'nited States have felt this awakening of a new spirit, which bids fair to continue many years without effacement. This was Roosevelt’s great work. No matter how he did it, no matter what elae he may have done, this is his | monument in the memory of the people, and it is for this fact that he will live jyaj'iaton’. It’s a Hard Test—Success Comes Only With Meeting It Even the elements seem to have con tracted the Alaskan fever, and are con tributing to the early commencement of: work on the government railroad. Fairbanks dispatches report that the ice has broken on the IS,OOO mile> of nav gable streams in Alaska, the earliest in history. Immediately these streams will be covered w ith busy steam vessels carry-j ing men and supplies to the hundreds of mining camps, as well as to the fast in- { creasing farming communities. A rush to Alaska that will equal the Klondike days will surely follow the re sumption of traffic. It is well to sound a note of warning to the over-enthusiastic. Alaska is undoubtedly a territory of glorious opportunity, a wonder-land for the young man, with health and strength and courage. But he who there poorly equip ped, physically, financially, morally or mentally, must succumb in time to the adamantine character of the country. The government railroad will give employment to large numbers, but prob ably to but a 'mail fraction of the horde which will seek labor. Work will not t>e plentiful, g«>ld d'tc* not cover the earth, nor lie around in every gulch, as many frxvl" and dream-, ers picture. Success in Alaska, as elsewhere, de pends upon the hardest kind of work. The man who g«->es there prepared to suffer severest hardship, to labor dili gently and faithfully, early and late, who carries with him a determination to play the game on the square with himself and this new country of promise, who! abides by that determination through weal and woe, will be well repaid. It takes a strong man to do ail these things. To him Alaska beckons, but to the weakling or the quitter, it turns a cold shoulder. | SEEING AMERICA FIRST. ■Y FRED C. KELLY (Covrrl*ht. ISIS, by Fr«d C. Kelly ) From Dtsry The one bitter disappoint men* of my ?tav in San Franci.*co wa> finding tha' ! aas too e»rl > for the flea s****©n All my life I had heard of San Francisco as being the greatest fl*a town on the comment It is no disgrace to hare flea* in the great city on the Golden Gate. It i» scarcely even bad form There are *«> many Oas there in season—so l was assured—that there are not enough dogs to take them up Con sequently. bejeaeied dowagers and sad eyed canine pets stt down side by side to search for fleas If 1 had only postponed my visit a few weeks I might have seen men and women in every walk of lfle on personally conducted flea hunts Imagine being at a fashionable dinner surrounded by smaniv- gowned iixiety women and seeing first one and then another gavlj searching for the elusive flea Many a tourist meets with dlsappoimraen* in California when he learns that the famous bu tree* do not grow- at random in people’s front yards and along the highways Perhaps It is Just as well that the really big trees ar*> no* used for shade on town lots If one had a sixty-* foot lot containing a clump of tree, each thirty or thirty-five feet in diameter there might be j much difficulty in deciding Just where to put one's house The California big trees mus* be searched fori Just as you would search for any variety of big game. Most of them are in comparatively , inaccessible places The biggest one* are thlrt/' miles off the railroad and until late spring in ten fee* of snow- Travelling thirty mil*-* through ten feet of snow would gradually become a bit monotonous Another group of tree* are reached by i branch off s railroad running between Ix>* Ar geie* and San Francisco. When you get there you find them all in one little park of a few acres that are privately owned You pay adml.» sion Just as you would to a mu.-eurn After a tree gets beyond fifteen feet in dta meter, it fools you That i«. you do no* r*aliz»- at first how- big it Is It ri-e* out of the ear'h so gradually, so modestly, ar.d unassumingly, that you think it is not much bigger than trees you have seen barg east. Then you notice that a horse standing beside it covers only a wee fraction of the tree’s diameter You look up and note tha* the tree •* as high a* a big city office building Somebody t*-ll« you its age At the *ime Christ was on ear*h, it was. perhaps even then 1.000 year* old Th«n It occurs to you that sinre you first came up *o the big tree you hare not wished to talk You have stood and stared in silent venerftjon Or.ly once in San Franci«ro did I hear a n.v tive make reference to the far* that there ever had been or ever could be a r.earthquake Men point with pride to new buildtngs *hat hav'* • r.laced those destroyed by ’’the fire" if you ask: 'Wasn’t *here an earthquake, too, at the time of the fire'- they go rlgh ton talking abou’ the fire and ignore your question. The sole person I heard make reference to earthquakes was Mrs Julius Kahn wife of the congressman, and one of *he finest women ir. ail San Francisco She was talking about vot*-» • for women "When I go into the booth.” laughed she • j run mv finger down the list of names until I find Mr Kahn's and vote for him first, and then go bark to vo*e for the r»-*t for how do I know that ther mightn’t be an earthquake right while- I m in the midst of voting.” One of the institutions of San Francisco the group of seal rocks where the *ea lions lot) about as idly a* a lot of he socie»y person- I was Informed that these same -eai* orra«lonall'. bestir themselves, and wander as far away « Alaska, where one or two of them have *.«. . re«~ognt«ed Anybody ran do just a* he •... fjr ; about believing a seal could be recognized 'till there ar® men who can recognize a certain horse, when they see it. aren’t there’ if a person '-an • tell one horse from another, why not s* al« also JAFFA’S ORANGE GARDENS The world’s renowned orange garden* o'i Jaffa—the Joppa of the Bible present in th* fruiting season an enchanting sight Hui rounded bjr an impenetrable hedsr of thorny; cactus, which during their blossoming time mu t be a gorgeous display of Intense and vivid scarlet and green aw far as the eye can I'-ach. the gre** tree*, an large as oaks, eitend In long «hady avenues, each loaded with a wild profusion of rich ovoid fruit, almost as large a* small foot balls. reminding one of the fabled forest those trees bore a harvest of solid gold. * hlle the f»-\ flowers still left perfume the air with tnetr rant aroma. j DETROIT TIMES Me Get* Remmacertt a* the Governor Pondera Over the Bill to Permit Prize Fight* BY TOM MAY. % THAT'S th * .tt Ot hear." said t asey. ’ ab.'ut th m havin’ prone »/m/ fo:ght* \r ivt-.rolt an' Mltchtgan**’ W boy said Grogan. ”th’ legislature discover'd just be for ’he> qui’ thw they hadn't passed a law that pleased annywan. *•» they made up 'hur n »ir.d f slip wan over that would surely make a hu wid even mar woman an’ cholld In th’ community So thev passed some sourt sv a hill that fUo* thing* up so that th' crowd a\ speo’.a atorw wont have t' jump out av th' loft window an take fr th field* an w.vhS whin somewan veils ’Th' sheriff "Th - bill is now in th' hands av th governor an' he is ixmiierln’ over it th' -.vine as th' O.tali.in statesmin arre ponderin' on tl waar They used l have battles here didn't they**' asked t a>e> "They never called th in battle*,” said Grogan. '’Bovin' bouts was th' svoientifn* name they gave thim. although some av th warriors look ed as if they ha l just passed through th* thirty yea" waar ”Yis. they us> «i t’ have thim here, an they w ere pulled off in baarns. teliars ice barges, open fields, an’ annywhere tha' '.Y principals though* was safe from th' polls "Th’ won! would be whispered that Rtd Top Motke’ ar.’ th’ Valifor nia Earthquake' was goln' t' go fa finish in th' red topped ba arn Ju*i off th' seven moile road ’ M:n would *>vn be seen shppin out av town in anny *ort av an ould rig Flumber* were th‘ only wans that could afford autos in thim days, an’ half th audience would walk Whin they arroived afther cio:iubiu‘ over finces an’ failin' iuf •Till w»n av th* contestants landed In the stall.” dltche*. th’ man at th’ dure would Investigate ear 1 arroival bi *h' loieh* av th lantern, an' if they looked O. K. they were sitirw-fd t’ inter afther coughin' up th' two bucks "Once insoide th' man had t' grope his wav through th’ smoke, th only brolght «po*s bein' th’ lantern over th’ ring an’ th' noses av some av th’ promoters or specta-ators “Whin th’ attendance guaranteed a; least eight dollars apiece fr th' warriors they would g<> at it ”If wan av thim could slip a horse shoe into his glove it was soon over Otherwroise it was continued till wan av th’ contestants landed in th stall alongsolde av th cow. or as Ol *ed till some wan would yell ’Th' sherfrr* “Thin' th’ war.s at th' ring 'ntyle would be buried undher th’ la-ad jumpin’ off th’ raf*er* f ge* a good start in th’ Marathon that would fol low ’’But that was crude. No such eleva atm’ paeatolme could Im* kept down be a whim av anny sheriff “So they moved their ropes an' traps into town an’ hoired th' biggeyt hall that was t' be had. “Th’ polls probably figured ’hat what was everybody’s business »i» nobody s business, so th game was on full swing “Promoters sprung up lolke burdocks an’ pugs loike dandelion*. “Th' pa a per s had pictures av th' pugs wid th' list av jaws they'd cracked, but they never gave their poiis record " "Were th' bouts popular’” asked Casey "Rure." said Grogan “A bangin' would probably draw a crowd tint would fill th' ball pa ark 'An' such a crowd. Bankers would be seated along soide av ala ad that was an authority on robhin' hanks “A sober man could get a Jag from his neighbor if th' wind was In th roight direction, an th' raw roa'erial fr a riot was always in attend ance. 'Whin th’ crowd grew trnpatient an' sta-artod t' smash th' Pure wid their heels, th’ master av ceremonies would mount th’ ring Wid a dga-ar e*ub -tuck In his face he would request rh’ crowd t' quit smokin' because it would interfere wid *h’ breathin' uv th wa nrrior “Ol gues* he wa.s roight. becauae some av th’ clgaars smelled lolke th' ga.* bombs th’ Ormans arre usin' • K very wan would laugh, an' lolfh* a fresh fumtga ator "Afther a whoile there would be a stir In th’ back av th’ house an’ a pa«*age would be made fr a !a ad in a bathrobe tha* he’d probably bor rowed from a ba or stolen from a haberdasher. ••He'd be followed by a string av attendants that looked loike cpn - • nB4 t* .'; > '-r:a ' "Wan would have a bottle, another a pail, an’ another a towel that was long overdue at th' laundhry. "They would all cloimb Into th' ring an’ great activity would follow- Whin th' glove* had bin put on th’ warriors an’ th' long looked fr hour had come, everywan would get out av th’ ring but th' referee an' th printipal<- A conference would he held an’ th’ wa-arrlors would he *oM that boltin’ in th’ clinche* didn’t go , "Thin th' referee would face th' audience ‘Glntlemln.’ sc* he, 'th la ad on th roight P Tommy Thug, th' man on th’ left |« Kid Burglar This Is t' he a 10 round go if th' coroner Is not called before that. Th’ audience will please keep as quiet aa possible. Shake hands. Go” "An th 'ca-amage followed "An' do ye 'hink.” asked Ca-ey that there la anny chance av s'artln’ tha» all over again'*’’ "Well.” -aid Grogan. “F'r a long ’oime now, some interprolsin' rltlzln* hav bin thryin* t' Jegaiolze manslaughter." The Little Green Mound on the Hill BY GORDON A. DAMON. Thfre’s a little jfTfPB mounfi on the hill ov#*r yonder, Where the spreading elm stand* like a sentry on guard, , And oft, in the evening I stray there to ponder When the gray shadows creep and the light's growing dim. Oh, how sweet to remember the dear days long vanished, When those gentle hands toilful serenely for me; How quickly the troubles of childhood were banished When mother was “judge’’ and my “court" was her knee. How I long then to feel the soft touch of her fingers Once again on my forehead in tender caress, And the sound of her voice in the memory lingers As around me the deep shades of eventide press. The wind gently sighs in the branches above me, And the rustle of leaves to my heart brings a thrill; My thoughts are of her—of the mother who loved me, And .somehow it seems she’s caressing me stilL Barnes Suit Is Plot to Get T. R. Out of Way, Declares Quick By HERBERT QUICK. In the Annul* of American law. the case of Barnes vs. Roo*fVflt will tak** It* place alongside Mich trial* a* that of Aaron Burr, and the Beecher Tilton case 1 know of no other* equal to It In appeal to pub lie interest and In possible Influence on public affalra What, for Instance, William Panu|« mean to do In this case* «1 «*t a judgment for damage* against Theodore Roosevelt? That is the least of hi# concerns A quo like Itarnes doe* not sue for Hbet m a flt of anger Neither doe* ha act as an Individual The synon>m of William Uarne* Is Or gnnlration This ts not a lawsuit It Is a Movement. Marr.es believe he can de stroy Rooaevelt as a public man* IMe* he believe that In this lawsuit he can adduce evidence which will humble to earth the Idol of the \rrertoan pe pie for so many years * He believes he has a chance to do It. or he would not have begun, and he I* no f«*ol Yet. It does not follow from hts beginning of the suit that he can succeed In It. and mind, if :ie displays before us facts which are to Rvisevelt’s discredit, he will hare succeeded no matter who gets the \erdlct. The outcome eannu* hurt Harnes His reputation will not be smirched by the decision nr* matter w-hat 1* may be He has everything to gain and nothing to los-* In the encounter The fidelity of his followers i* not based on any such flimsy foundation as right and wrong, or honor and dishonor Rooseveit was destroying the Re publican party when he made the rh*rg*J< against Barnes which pro voked the libel suit The suit Is the Republican party's answer ft, through Barnes, turn* on Its assail* ant and seeka to destroy him. To Barnes’ nilnd. Roosevelt has bwome a nuisance which must be abated He I* Much s nuisance still to Barv.»- and the Barnes crowd How *o stta*k him* Drag him Into court tr a suit In which his whole life may be showp up' F>er since he was 21 years of age he has been In public .fe Barre* has Inherited th- - * record* of an organisation the Pick Place to Spend Your Vacation With Due Regard for Health—Some Hints This is the time of ye»r when the cit.. t**ller heirlns *o plan his -#<*• ’ion and in se l in<>» which may result seriously Tiuire are thousands of resorts <ot»ag-« and camps vnrr* the de fe< ta in -anltatlon present a genu ,n* menace Or’aln things should be carefully observed. The water supply, the disposal of sewage and garbage, •he milk supply, particularly if there are infants or young children. If the water supply come* from a sell be sure that it 1s not located e-here It will receive underground <r surface drainage from a barn af'J or outhouse it i K essential to 101 l water *aken from aurface streams Clearness is no guarantee o. purity. If springs are the source of sup ply. care should be taken that they are not surrounded by habitations or other source# of pollution In A Poem a Day. i.itti.k no* bi.i r. Th* littl* toy do* la rov*r*d with duit, Rut Murdy ami *ta nch h* And th* lilt * toy aoldlar la rad with mat, An<l hia mu*k#* rroMa In hia hand* Tim* waa wh*n th* littl* *ny dog »t« r*w. And t a aoldlar war paaalng fair. And that wa* th* tim* when our L ttl* Foy Hl'i* Kl«.*d fo*m and put tham thar* "So*•. don't jou go till I coma," ha *ald. "Ami ilon t you mak* any nolaa"’ So toddling off to hia trundl* ha«l. H* «tr*.':mf of th* pr.ttr toya. Anil, a* ha wm draamlng, an angal "uni Av ik*n*il our T.lttl* Hoy HI no rth th* y*ara ar* many, tha y*ara nr* l< ng Hut thr littl# toy frlanda ara trua! A . faithful to Util# B«y BJu*. thay atand, l‘a*h In th* tint nld plara. /* waiting tha touch of a llttla hand, Titt amll* of a llttla fa*a. A’-) th»v wondar. aa waiting tha lon* yaarr through In th* »luat of that littl* chair, V. hat n.ia t.a< oma of our lAMta Boy filu* ► n'* h* kla**d tham an<l put tham that* Kugana Field. Causa and Effacl "Mia* lnwktr,” said Trofasaor Jol ling with n h*sltant manner, ' a I“>rhl<' irnpul*** prompts m# to ask you if you will b« my wife." "Honi*thlng of th* asm* sort rtruck Mr fltlklna last night, pro fessor. and th* r*roll promptad me lo say 'Yes'" —Baltimore Hun. Conacianc* Easy. "How about th* sanltaVr condl Hons at your hotel? la *y*r) thing uraithy?” *rk*d Jlmpson. "Wag!!" aaid th# rural proprl*tor. "nol»ody *y*r k*tch*d nothin’ at tny haonsp what havn’t l»**n brought here by so me outsider/'—Judge. SATURDAY. MAY 8, 1915 * 9 buainesa of which it is to know the record# of such men. To mind, and the minds of such as Harues, Roosevelt Is pe cullarly loathsome. They say that he assumes to have Invented de cenoy In public life, and progress In poll!lea, and that he hales l<« Kol lette. Cummins. Bryan and other vendors of decency and progress as on hta patent And the colonel HAS been rather Inclined to a monopoly of all the virtues Said the Patriarch Job In his Oath of Clearing 'lf 1 have walked with vanity, And my foot hath tasted deceit. If my step bath turned out of the way. And my heart walked after mine eyas. And If any spot hath cleaved to mine hands Then let me sow. and let another eat; Yea. let the produce of my fleld he rooted out"' 1 never rend that wonderful pas sage from Job -this is only a hit of It. you know —without Instinctively looking at the bottom to see If it Is not signed "T. K." It sounds #0 R.xis*eveltlan ’ Such a man Is a stench In the nostrils of Barnes Barnes believes Roosevelt to he a hypocrite and he thinks he can prove It lr co.irt And so he began this suit It Is * move In tpe campaign o f 191*' !' Is k« i t to red ice the percentage ->f cu»'rg stock held by the colonel In tbe affairs of the nation Roosevelt will come out c.f this hutt npber vastly stronger than h*- fore, or weakened If Barnes car rlee out the projects »hl#;*-reH about In the corridor*. Roosevelt will emerge, like Othello *'A fixed flgure for the lime of s- om To point !*# slow ur.m >vtng finger a* ' Barnes means to make of him Juat such a pitiable figure, a wreck, a ruin xr.d Barnes Is mighty. let 11s not forget ’hat Mighty in cun nlng n.tghty In t>ow*r to scrape 'he areas and gutters for evidence, mighty In *he hd«t of alders and abettors who make war with Mm As for the colotiel well, we know hts agility, his power of using all the time a hundred per cent of hi* strong personality. small villages nr shore places If the ’v»*er supplies are public, diligent tucpilry ahculd be made as to r 1-ether the souro# la free from sew**e contamination If the disposal of sewage and ear fnge i# careless, flies are certain to breed, and unless kitchens and din lr>g rooms are carefully screened there is the possibility of typhoid or diarrheal Infection from this source With young children, particularly infants, the question of a clean mdk supply Is one of vital Importance Fresh milk is of Ttrrfr advantage un less it be clean milk ft would be a dreadful calamity to tontlnue to waste and destroy the resource* of the nation as until a few years ago we were wasting and destroying them, as we still. In cer tain respects, continue to waste and destroy them. But It would be an even worse calamity, because irremediable. If we wasted and de atroyed the manhood and woman hood of thr nation And the only way permanently to conserve the manhood and womanhood Is to con serve the childhood.—Theodore Roosevelt j Pointed Paragraphs The average girl love# to figure In an engagement. The more fault you look for the more you will find Its difficult to convince a pretty girl that love Is blind A spider Is seldom in danger when his life bangs hr a thread The hardest branch of learning grows on a birch tree—says H schoolboy. The first step Is often so ex penalve that one can't afford to take a aecond. Hess Haskins ' ' n 44 You've got your man on th’ rope* in a war argument when all he ha* left t' Mupport hi* side in international law." THE VACANT LOT ■ Y DR. FRANK CRANE (Copyrtght. 1116. by Frank Crane ) There nre vacant lots in every city. Some are covered with rubbish, some grow full of weeds, all are unsightly, desolate. Somebody is presumably hold ing them for a rise in values, and there by furnishing arguments for single taxers. Or they may be tied up by litiga tion, a portion of the Smith estate that cannot be sold until the heirs are 21. or the property of a bank which finds more profit in keeping them idle than in build ing on them. That is exhibit one. Exhibit two is a lot of children in the same cities. They are full of energy, anxious for something to do, engaged mostly in mischief simply because their activities are undirected Problem: to get vacant lots and idle children together. Many attempts have been made to solve this problem. Women’s organiza tions, public sch»>o! teachers, and in some cases the city officials themselves have undertaken the utilization of vacant spaces. What has been thus done sporadically ought to he done systematically ami thoroughly. The effect would be whole some upon all the factors concerned: upon the land, the city, ami the children. Land is the cleanest producer of wealth. It comes nearest giving us something for nothing. Just a little care and labor and it come* back to us with hands full of reward. If the people of this country, using only their idle time, would intelligently cultivate their hack yards and vacant lots. the\ could feed almost the entire population. A general campaign in any town, to take care of these bits of vagrant land, would transform it into a city beautiful, a city of gardens. And the reflex action of neat and charming surroundings upon the people is more immense than we realize Little boys who tend gardens are different from little boys who play in lots strewn with tin cans and full of jimson and rag weed. There is a direct (connection between gardens and self-re sped. We need n*> new legislation We need no philanthropist's gift of money. All we need is brains and proper sentiment. For with these wc shall get due organi zation. Who will organize the vacation life of the boys and girls? What Napoleon of childhood will bring the city children to the city vacant land? He w ill be a marked public benefactor. For the garbage strewn area is not only an eyesore, but it is a breeder of disease and a silent corrupter of public morals. us create a public opinion that shall make it as disgraceful to have filthy and tousled hack yard as it is to have an unswept house-floor. Let us have a civic pride that shall tolerate no offensive dumps and no bare and baked ajjtv lots that might In* full of bloom and ordered growth. If the few have a pride that leads them to put on pretty clothes and deck themselves with fine feathers, why can not the many have a pride that induces them to adorn their city with the ap pearance of thrift and loveliness? From Another Point of View By the way, what was the nationality of the fellow who drove that firebox across the Belle Isle bridge? • • * Mr. Barnes may now take the stand and claim the $50,000 on the ground that the Colonel had no right to talk that way about , him after having made him a good citizen. ass So far Woodward cars have been com paratively safe for neutrals, but we sup pose you never can tell. • • • Th«^ - suspended a Chicago policeman for 15 days for wearing a wrist watch. We trust this was the limit under the rules. • * • Will somebody please advise for the benefit of M. L, at what hour under Eastern standard time, a man should leave the office he has told the collector to call at 3? * • • Some of the original opponents of fast time seem to have beaten the clock to it and turned around. • * s One of the most difficult assignments we ever heard of was received by a De troit correspondent of a New York new’s paper, as follows: "Get interviews with Detroit people on the Lusitania." • • • Helen Hodge. of Binghamton. N. Y., dumb IS years. has Inmsd so speak News Rem. Now watch Helen make up for lost time. WIRELESS BHONES EOn TRAINS For many years. F H. Milliner, experiment*! engineer of the I'nlnn Pacific tallway, ban been working on wlrele** telephone apparatus for direct communication with moving trains. He announce* through the "Hcleutiflc American'’ that hi* plans have been completed and a sat isfactory system has been developed whereby he Is ahle to talk with a moving train ion mil** away from the w|rel*#a transmitting station Wlreleaa stations are to be established at tlraml Island and North Platte, Neb.; CheyeDM and (Jraen Hirer, Wyo., and Ogden,