The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, January 10, 1917, AFTERNOON EDITION, Image 10

Search America's historic newspaper pages from 1770-1963 or use the U.S. Newspaper Directory to find information about American newspapers published between 1690-present. Chronicling America is sponsored jointly by the National Endowment for the Humanities external link and the Library of Congress. Learn more

{
                  title: 'The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, January 10, 1917, AFTERNOON EDITION, Image 10',
                  download_links: [
                  {
                   link: 'https://www.loc.gov/rss/ndnp/ndnp.xml',
                   label: 'application/rss+xml',
                   meta: 'News about Chronicling America - RSS Feed',
                  },
                  
{
    link: '/lccn/sn83016689/1917-01-10/ed-1/seq-10.jp2',
    label: 'image/jp2',
    meta: '',
},
{
    link: '/lccn/sn83016689/1917-01-10/ed-1/seq-10.pdf',
    label: 'application/pdf',
    meta: '',
},
{
    link: '/lccn/sn83016689/1917-01-10/ed-1/seq-10/ocr.xml',
    label: 'application/xml',
    meta: '',
},
{
    link: '/lccn/sn83016689/1917-01-10/ed-1/seq-10/ocr.txt',
    label: 'text/plain',
    meta: '',
},

                  ]
                }

The Detroit times. [volume], January 10, 1917, AFTERNOON EDITION, Image 10
About The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920

Image provided by: Central Michigan University, Clark Historical Library

Image: of 10.

Page All Pages

Issues

All Issues Text | PDF | JP2 (8.2 MB)

The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.), 10 Jan. 1917. Chronicling America: Historic American Newspapers. Lib. of Congress. <https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83016689/1917-01-10/ed-1/seq-10/>

Newspaper Page Text

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10. 1917
There Being Nothing
To lie Afraid of. What
Ih the League Afraid Os?
. fjoch prohibition prohibit
The naloonkeeper "ill lean over tin*
bar and tell you that it does not.
During 1e recent campaign he said,
over and over again. “It can t ‘a* done.
Just at this time he is relating it.
During the r**cent campaign tin* dry
forces argued tip -aioMiKo per <:>wn on
that point. 9
They succetHied in convincing the peo
ple that prohibition really prohibits
Now these same dry forces, <»r - >me
of them, take the position that whih pro
hibition prohibits, it ought not to.
They remind us of the young lady who
fished from four o’clock in th*- morning
until four o’clock in the afternoon ! -
fore .she caught a fish, ana win n >h*
caught it was afraid o! it, and let i’
wriggle itself off the hook and go tree.
What kind of a dry law shall Michiga
pass?
The Anti-Saloon league suggests t.» u>
that it is afraid of tie t ; h n c.i .ir t.
What kind of a dry law SHOl’l D
Michigan pass?
By all means THE VERY DU YES I
LAW THAT CAN BE WRITTEN, be
cause that is the kind of law that w.*-
promised the people of Michigan and th*
kind of a dry law enough of the p«
voted for to roll up a majority of 70,o«»o
against WHAT?
Against beer?
No!
Against whisky?
No!
Against light wines?
No!
Against the saloon?
No!
Against the club?
No!
Against the blind pig?
No!
Against drinking in the home?
No!
Against carrying booze on the hip?
No!
Against NONE of these thing-, indi
vidually, but against ALL of them, col
lectively.
The people said by their votes that
they want a BONE DRY Michigan.
The amendment, upon which they ex
pressed themselves favorably is gunpow
der dry. and The Times wants to repeat
that any other law than a law that will
interpret that amendment accurately,
JUST AS IT APPEARED ON THE
BALLOT, will be inconsistent and a lie.
It is up to those of us who took i sut
with the brewers and the distiller- ard
the saloonkeepers and represented to th*
people of Michigan that prohibition
DOES prohibit, to make g'**l and to
make sure that it DOES prohibit.
Anti-Saloon league official- arc quoted
as being in favor of going slowly and
not too far. lest the constitution f rrt -
passed uT»*»n.
The United States supreme court h.»
upheld the constitutionality *<t th*
Webb-Kenyon lavs the i t i <
bone-dryness.
Ami in view of that decision, whirr,
leaves nothing whatever t > l>e afraid of
what is the Anti-Saloon lt'agu' afraid of?
A Most Familiar Odor In
Washington It Is White
wash, Just Whitewash
Os rour**- th»T*‘ was a ir/o Ua
about -tbe—prei* d* nt • i i* • «■» *
doubt of that than fh*-r< l« of ihp .« a r\< ■>
Os course gntm-body g. • hold es »>.<••
that had no right to h»\» it ;>mi of • ■*
MILLIONS rrON’ MILLIONS h,i t I. 1,
stock a*nibt»*ra who wer.- lhui> lipped off to l»>
on a auro thing
Everybody with any. more * xi*n •■tn e th.tr
baba in arms km w this on th* d«> it liapp- m I
and haa known it ever pin«>
The pxasiMratlng thing !• the "ig'ii of the v.,ri
ou* political mummer* and fakors that go about
talking as if the thing were hb.soluteh unh< - 1
of.
Ftu f*o >ear*i the buaifiaaa of government hit
bom so ful' of moans THAT EVHKY WORLD
CAPITAL HAS HKIIN Sl.oi'l'V’
There bate b*-rn teaks about big eourt it*
« Iftton* leaks about la«< tr» be p«-s**d. leak
about measages of president* and governor
leaks wbvu* com ml ito.- finding' Itn > about >
eciitlrw and cabinet reestona. b-*l. *b<*ul di
and ruler- intrigue*.
AM tbla "preyuxwruua uouam.se *uu ndicu- ,
t
! *, 'V > a *■«\k f 4 \ ‘ ■
Is “Doinff the Other
Fellow All There Is In
Business? No, Sirree!
i ~ yr. *ol'! tha’ 'her*- - * > -ng
% r. -• >f 1 N r ■ r ! ■» KSl*
T .■« •! V • !
A? 'ls •-> w! « f.;,\ ‘ -a* Tg of
don * vr; knew!**
\\- •' S-U M>s • mart, an.; . {l * u\ : -
it,'* 1 of iran THINK . f - -man
•L*v ' .. : iK MIN - !♦
|> t* •- ' <rd 'u r k fur *here wasn't' f ;ne to s»- i
»r> I > ; , rft*' r borrsirg whtrh wtrj’rf •
f T TIU: ' HIEF RIVAL OF THIS < ON
CERV NoTIFIKf ITS COMPETITOR THAT iT
ha: ii.i in w hi* h was Sot rs *<k
AN I T * W!M< H THE VNFORTT'NATE FIRM
WAS WELCOME.
Thin immediately brought re'ief ard ’h** h-.?
went rsght on without very much interrup-'
tion.
And the firm tha* had b«-n so generously as !
s s ted by it- lival, wjth generosity purrhii*
•and pages of advertising matter In Trail** Jemma’.*
tailing about tht.' apirtt of th- golden rule whi<h
had been exhibited in such a prartira! fashion
I*on‘t you suppose that this entire tran-a* ior.
made a fin* iropres«;rn upon *he trade and th*'
i* brought io th- surf are th- be* >r instincts of •
everybody who heard or read aboj* -,t*
f*on‘t be deceived into believing that the rot’.- 1
paratjve v fer* -hark- in basic*- ' life ar* • i>»*
THEY AREN'T’
There - more dovrr righ* good fellow,hip an !
(j Af'»* Pf \ pj-* f €• pj sys jv* (, m fK \ p v af •“ fMI
If Ln’f hr«i about or n»»p
ther* h plf'tjfttio b\ tbo##* vho
mi Kht b* cn»dit**d urith th#*
THKHR!
And of im ma* h** jfijwl
1 M Good*wi!l air* Ui* xr' i> ri£*
ft «* a ofcwfrver of th* IfDi4*ikv of fh#-
j who doffin t it.
from Another Point of View
By ( T S.
Shove! the corner where you „-e.
And th*n h «rr>r* !•••#• a. uj ir
v#-r f r»r B*|f f ,<r\ h ** f't-h*>n- 4 -*r. * \ M* or
/, 1 1
hue by. Finally th* *m • ®ror of fir**,! h.-,p
|x ned along. Ft«-'I had b*—n r . team.-? A r,)
haa: a voice. *n la no n•• ► •r. p. 'ur
By taking up your ov n receive and
li-toning for some little time, you will ap
preciate that the emjieror ! ad somethin"
on ITS.
Here y hoping they *nd too man in
Washington who leaked to Wall *t. W- ;
want to kno "a what he* undt j’s.toexf th* j
note to nif-iin before Secretary I anting
had faUed to explain it.
Orw Pould never speak it] of the dead.
1 -* * -
coni pi i - nnpntno efe once s- ever made
that at one time he could play “The Mock
ing Bird” on the mouth organ. 1
1 Su*pinioned th» n- » **r*am
Th.- police.
I Relatives of a Betroit man who mar
ried at 76 tjui-dioh hi sanity. Their con
tention is -uppn'rtert some.' hat by t!ie fact
’that it \\a- hr- *Tond marriage.
• • •
j A Plymouth automobile plant ha U- r
fplaced in the hands of a receiver. Ov
iof gasoline .’ j.
That Philadelphia slaving mystery
j seems to have the police completely haJ
fieri since the suicide that cleared it up.
• •
• • •
i He good old scout.
DETROIT TIMES
The Tf\rill Th;tt ( ernes Once in a Lifetime ebster,
1 ’
w - * * '*& ' ' *
■ fert V; ; Ivon't ixjmp m ) c ..
A ° r ct * ' i
i “■ “
———
, V' v
The pitch ' ' \
. ■ ' , \ ui A s
,~fV * T .Ve-»*r* : ■ V \
— wr— •
TO CIT.TIVATE REPOSE
BY H ADDINGTON BRUCE
\ • t r : T F r. . ty !*!•> t. *> .-id Far*nth od. ' etc.
. t Tf] r 7 *:. r• r* tT^ —Put j
* one ibire to apprer'rvt, it
•.. n . -drer <v An i arr.-»ng |
- .Ui> - i *tnr a* avoid- i
. nr.
-heyi ■ Iff 1 f .** '.Capable <>f !
«urr ■ T’ ev ae.. I
. urr ■ ■ * ra rn *
■* -t ias a j ■>. ' ■ ' • * s
Hi.- h'JO 15 f to r-’ir- (yi * le-u-r >ia'f |
I! n. .v r>» r* or**d *r •*. .Mr r.s
p*,,.' *••'! I h, «:* fr'ly -t t je-l
l fy. ‘r f IK « St; ,• <) tM • i | t , -4ft .»
N
The Keep Well Column
<Vl\t6* GHESS!
I «>ii ll iniMl.i* : i »ai 1 t.» *rtio
Whenever r* *i - d*)wn.'he Jet- th»*
chair re.tiiy euppon him, and Jo**-
co: aold h mself r:>*dl> ter in it. |
moet of u> d*» In bed he -;m j
tlarir th* result LtuiL;
< ome- ’«> h:m almije* in> f .intly.
Also he *IJ ed Staten on efentAl
*h;ng' . M in that *lr:*v»t every even
.tig he re,.*? -omefiiing of a high or
>!• r in philosophy, roe*tr>. *>r ocher
Iceratur** *h*' focuses hi- thoughts
OH the deeper Teili'ie- of life Thin,
»jf f.nds. no* merely tends to quiet
. : • :nmd. bu* aiso j-trengihens it.
fVrtainly he lead- .vs vtgtsrous and
prrajjyctjv f> life aa any ni.in. and
far more vigorous and pr<vdur*ive
•han mos* men M- studies and
'•a*.- compltcwted ca>es make
reeearrhev, b the au
*■ or of a dozen b»x»k* whi h have
r'ofi for him re ogniHon a- one of
l .- s.-'d forent-.-t n."l:»l ,-y
*N, -gis*-
1 will pa\ you to live -oniev.hat
n h - fashion vtvur-eif Take time,
*v<r y day. to rad home thing lot*'
• :-.«-*h;r.g enabling an*l tranqufills
irg Meditate on -aha* y»*U r«*ad
j * irn *o relax br>‘h phjHicalii and
• r’ali-. If j *vu .inno* laketiay
.e n your *:an ftl >as: ,u ilown
f-vr nally. i* ~n a* k. rlo?e r.-ir
• • and momen'anly res* This in
.’►'lf m *v refreshing. le-s«ns ten
It n ..nd lorrea-e ihri re
'”f no’ p* r-iftt in • rr*»r Whatever
* oink *o th.** c*>n*tarv. i* a
*»at you n* <1 uot remain a v|<
’ No habit of Lurry, bu Ms ind
;\r. '•? rrnuouai* >.
f4 r jj-* \f i to h -
> 'iTUnr h&bit a* »<n> Mm- \^*hy
r»» '♦•rtn trdAy 9
\n Old Master. Anyway
Maftvear- Yes. h.* w .
I ~ f i: r mr r n I * * .1 1 1* *l*
-i Hunt—-Is i* a Rulien*. «>r a
n fr« » w .11 ficeorre dinp I
'•■i '' u‘ 'hf-rr.
\n « xt* und"n*'»ir on ord'l ■
r. 1 * r In* tniy xar** rnAny ot" u* l
:r;i <•< ,'!- r-r nior* 1 ' .•**rio ►irkn*- ; »* |
'
! A.-atfe-r. Trying to h*rd«n |
h* • .ng 'lien » far Ist * I** |
Tip roM w* i. -tp* to
■l. dl { TtHi.'.lf
,flng ornifn I '' lin»rfo»‘
.• n*'ur*l v»ntiUtlf»n of th*'
i t i* Import Ant th*- gi*r
»rr houtd either hung Jo«r-*-|v or
< "'.o'.'-f.tly tiormiA to jM-rniir ft
(:•« ' •r' hang*' of »ir. v*|«or **nd
• if HUi-r the .km and the ♦‘iter
'|o*hln* I- t rtr, lliifk tfm
1'... ’irjit'e in *• ufi Abn»»r
i> tijgii femperrtnn*' The reo
. < fieolvf |xr»pir*!ion *nd tie* -
.• - mrimy* Ilk* a not UUmkef
* t>f if! v .
Oue*tiof»» A'i|wfr,d
K«-*r Editor 'Wi.»' p-or
[ I }|CA ?”
I'vigrhMi ir ifriflUf inf**e’i'»n of
th* (umi*. a df|(l*i a* once.
What the League to En
force Peace Really Means
Ktfry ; rop«i'.<' ' r t n-* <l-*pv r *
ur* iri pip-ll i~ ..r« ami ♦-t »■• :*vl.*
in for**i*; Mat.-.r, > .Hak-m » xa(t
hop*-,- itnij *Tlr> inn<**d*»»l
f **Ar* <>••• n hop*'-"* And f.**rs
are du* t>» i ’“taindtri* o:
TtlF r.pj»»f » h’ TS-,- (>U|hl tUll
to ♦ tru** of The I.♦ akj* to Knfuro*
becAU**- il'Vo the t!* 1 at|.a and
m«**ho«J* of operation are >f? to t.b*
fuiure, the prncibl*** tnvm\*-il *r*
clearly t tn *4 and the UtnPiMlon* of
th«- object 'OUKht. are rar»-f:ii.y and«
ftn-d An impression. ho»*»**r, h*.«
ton** abroad Thar th* n-itnaiiatiiv
may he intended, or v<><l to ht»*p
in brine mg the Ear- p* an war to a
clou* There are p. pi. no doubt.
who would ilk*- to see If directed to
that purpc-e, hut th*- tt,V"m«n' of
’he object wa- dellbera’ely 'r»ni*‘<f
»o prev**rjf •} . vrr\ hir.K. namely
to "eatabll.sh -nd matn’atn p*uic*-
after »he cloa* of .*< ;rr*-**-n* war.”
and Thf. r\'- ij’itre commiitee ran
safe!y t>* trusted not to p*-rfi.;t 1*
to be diverts-d from this aim To
-**-*■ fr. mam' in pe.tr** ht 'or* ■» :
br*-ak* out t- i v ■r> different fhina
from in f erpo<iin< weta*- -n belli*
*T*nt- r.fferinß :.r, uaiit ir. oj n
ion upon th* term* they oujrhf *«■
acrept and r.nrlng pr« ** ii* *•>
near on f l.e w ♦ <*• r in I rro-ri* v.
tier aide hide J’ i« *-S: ■r.’ , VA’ 'he
dlffererei bet inn •< V ’ • r*
rent a qitarr**l ,-vnd buying nto ;<
ouarr«l An aocmpt *o epara’e
eombwar’ - ma !>• und*-r proper
rondjf:or« hith’y {• r.»• < b r e
is r»-r* v.: :y no par* 1 1 th* ot .#•-**
the Pure- in th* present war
Mam entnplg'.n f lm'
'h« l*.»g'i»* w M ild in v • e our * outi
try in *n*angli-nr alU*n<'* with 'or
* ;gu contrary to *• ir f r all
tion« f * >nld certainly involve
obligation*. nrt th* • of a *T>
gr* \ rhar > f rr oY g**ioe- 'f.af
m.gh* po-stM ■ r* ait in »ar and
doc th Monroe fHwfrlr.* (>n *:•*•
f» th*r hand. *h<- obligation* tnigh*
an*l proha h)y 'r f *nld, s-t - *• ur-
r.*d!hg entangled in w.*r Th« ,r ' «r*
different kinds of obljga'*ons and al
Jiarif ilotn** )>ct»p!e fhmk of th*
pfofMi'fd league a • ah aTTt.inr ■ r »f a
so» nation>- tf> "fninf*r 1 .a!ar'o an
o*lj* r | eague <* a hour * qi:al 'reng'h
and this ratgM ‘*•-11 b* t om<’ •» provo
ration, rather than a prevention. of
var A vendetta *V n men are
hoard together *•• * . * o*h*T“ and
rr-v«rtr«- injur <•■*, is an en’angling til
l!*n*e a po? rr* fore* l not If la
[to th* I,’t.r rl* that (h* !**'*'<Ti*-
h* Jong l s t“ primarily directed to
prevent war amongst it" r*v n rn'f,
N-rtt. and mill, i* la hoped. b» , «nj*'
.*> ‘irr-mr a* f«» maintain i«*ar*- at
la-f thru out *h* woeld. [n fart. If
enough nation? and enough great
nation* Join' it th** other* will l'‘"l
th*' need of routing In
Th* re is no m-e in **“king to mm
irniz*' th*’ obll/.*'bun t ti.it
would undertake. hut no nation, and
*ltf i all> no r> h and powerful n*
Hon *an h* wholly lirtlaiol in 'h* -
world t .**!*,> If i» a'.-ir*l» alori**. It
must run a rl’«k < f roll "lon, *»f a
-t nir /1*- a 111 a d'*ngr mu ♦ *ntay
onlat, p* rhap n.or* than on«* enemy
and t * rhap-i al< ro o*l rp' **p?e tuuat
*♦ rlo' ly re. ;*!«•» 'jwheth»*r fh n •*
f-urily iga.n.M .» f 'i- not w*r'h »h“
of »h* -iur;ir.r. anti wh*-»h*
la* hav«* not om* drtfv ft* • part
lin thr poll* <m of th»- world. Mu' h
[ ay. opportune * . r will b* - pt*'**tit*d
i H t ihr i .** <»f tl.i* .r i no* Ik* f.
Ito rain** ai;* n N I,aw .-* tir • Iziwo.t
In IV North Amrrirnn ftrvn w.
Man who know tb»m.*•!»**- arr *»ft
* n a<iai*i<;*«nj» of *>tl*'ia.
The Daily Keniinrier
Mm v v ** v\ mi in* 11: n v
i. 'iuh' i >uti'ii tit i‘.ii i 11.
t nion )'ii ■!.. tn. t .I. ItuPl r«t l-.'ii
Mto- .it rent'ali s Min i* tittoi.v. i
- rnl >triit Mir * of ~U.U n
M.. .■,i»> n i.. in Met, In in in - <■> I
• *•' < >Mnt>. I* » t• ■ i mi v i-r k i .
Vi. I* i • l** •
*o. itii\ i» *t« K . was miiugu
in i • KnuUint
V li. !• I the M • \ .Hi
!*.:.! ,\t..». t t<nn I- prr.■..•*!* j>- i
r*»«* »■
\ i . a « | I. t l
i*. VI n 'ii l> 11 i tili a; > f tli> Imi
v.mv a.t llUncurl, »i PoCumbia -
sir •*• at i.v Itre
• v,s f. Mar i. It ill. »'•
mnt I’r !»• a tVi titian-i Itn ian •».
n < a. 'i» rI"*• it
TANARUS(» I la* tow- iV - ' >ri -a *< t if
Hi .{,»n fair- . « • ;.e T .1! ri K <f i.r I
ONI II 111 Mall mini IN lll
\v vii
tier tie - r ** i ;e I
ar \ in flr.ttnh •<' n
Krench m.tdten d**»tr»*>ei ilernmn
If. * h--« n’ h- I«i»lx .-f 1 r Vl
er.'i ' ►' Jivj —•! I • fc • '
\ ; • r», rte 1 nin ■ - -t
Mini I • !•■! ... n M•rI•• n•Hi i
|. ii.imin n-t* n- •* n A t-■* r* J
| «*ll %v -w Hllll HIM I *
i'«*t -II N I‘an*. • nit t - *i *
*w-r fr-u. Veimont. 'in at "• ''
•Vetd \t • n-lir* M i ' ■ '
H *|l 'll -I* United Met* •. *’ ”i' <
f| i l*-in iii r-nli l a*i Is i * it’
vonrs am • t ■ -*l n '
IV Kdw-U ►* <»t«nn. ’ • r.df. a?
lb-- iii, jib t *'*»'• tv inf vnir nt l'-- w- -■*
Vt I* II ' vn It i>r• nut - N
i*vr* an*.- t - • »
tii l-iii-1 H ■■ben-n lr - .
thr \V mi*-'- -j* Ni.rtt-.nl »C-1 I *'Mi*ir e
- -•*, < - - *>•
the no-* NHllhon »'t. »mn id i.i
:i rn i ’ t.< ». i % n*-*. r nr
nw » i '-4>. , ,
11, i m- i » in vndre ws. »t
I.- . • . • ’ • 1 • - f
\*i r n *tv I .nd t >rn.- r t res •!*• t
, t*. 14 n rt . ••i t> . i t n n M i ■
n • a : —‘ * \
r 1 t■ 1 a 11. nf - * ; r ' ■'
lie - v » »n »»»*«, ■**' ‘
I- rn ■’ Wal* nil* " *
c-’.ti O TANARUS« I-
A Poem a Day
sri K'M t i v i.«*
w> «>• i r v* 4 • in life 1 •<•* m i
a!, n®. f !
We t -.i.r se-lvren t- r * r •
■ii kind.
Toe after. W. vr- .1 nd »-* w and
T- t>> the w nod r
}a a s id ir. and .
To** often, ■* *i®t -d * r> e> And " 1
* nt-'-l-. j
Vv ® « m *nd ► n.« • '•*>- « 5 1 •
• in) w-rn
Rv 1 UtCP" H»* e.g til th* * t
oj-. 1 tf-’irn t
1* - id--’ >* 'f l-'iHO Mi nn t - t'-r
r. Ms - - fer
1 ' f' , r n a hr „th-r
U i*h- ild t-e .Mi** « .*■ .1 nn I w nr
In- • tlv® * eedinic W..iin-t» f ** r ' •'*
rn nen
Tc Mk th* - rt:' *. ten ** and tr. e * * *
»**re .
And t-%r 'hem wh-rr n -r-nn f
|i**-'fi K runs
|nn* e% ) 4 I* it* so” 1 ' !h ® wn. *
wide.
And '*** we up* n * 'n* * •
* fi *i hf>tr ■’■ r • H if*.
(tiiH’n t • * y*’ * •
Mumsc r iitr i * ralHiiK ** r H 1 /‘I
in «■ « f wr *'
I -,r.|. j .ni ,!«f*n t« T !s® T ’ ” {
Ta)ti en -i’ ’ In your cold nfd -e.r.s
r«»* a-lHle**. by '-t>nn • ' *-"• r
Pointed Paragraphs
mirrr p»nk -r i* u* : **». .♦
'lraaimr miu
S woTran ' • .»r Ir* ak •*. *• **ft‘-n
r. r **d a." a map indiK* **tit>n
Th** !*>.« .*.*ld ah**- *h- air* - of w>
in* n a.n*l rnnr.**d g<x .*;« </>*• '•* it* r
happtn haa a ( * r ' « s ‘s
nrpirik'- »n*l K'dftf '* it t.o'i* a r *•• :i
- !r*X
i Thr- opMmi‘l •*;«*» a driti
i•-, * n t i i** th* *>;|>rr frllo*-' 'litn
; to "h’lfti*
M w >n''• ii - <1 i i**m
r»r.« p* opi«- d**\ » , h»u- i f'• Uavinff
| donf* you a lator -
I Ant tnan n.ay I.* pj -tift**! In h’** - .'
i ink hi* ow n ho. n. t»»it not .u »• .in».
«,n a "to* t
Any m t«a.«ln*- w ill rUdly a*
\f-ui - -ntrrhutiori :f it ow tn rfr*^
f-.rm *>f * imh-rriptlon
|t',. :» pm w<- urn r* v* r-« tluntr
inn "tar | at tho tr.p I* would h*
p*, ho) to roach tht
Th*- yrirl who i"- *• not* i t*' • • a
younK man a Ira ko:h* r hnit oh*
may do* idc to cn.inr;* th* «'*• 1 <»r <>f if
la' **r.
When < mar fr* >• hi w-if* wi'f,
fn*.r** r*»n*n.*ra ion 'han ti lal ■*
i * K n- *o wond'T tvheth* * h* i" ;r.«
:iik' ft* **jtt«r*‘ him- • f
Out t»f the Mouths of
Tea* h* r WljA]/ i** a "M‘tbb»*rr I -
Tomtny ?
Hmail 1 rrnm If whaf a f»dlow
chi*'-* w h**n h*‘ g'' whiled
’ I h* if }o'*r n. i't.' ia 1* drk ” cabi |
a n* ilfhbor to email Martrl** "Ha -i
• li** yof anvt *iin< i.-riouj*' "
ma'am.'* an-w*h*-<1 MarKio
”Hh*-‘i* aot a i|o<itn that ta n-tlui ,
**t»f»'.i •
"l ad i r.' «v<l th* mall "on of and
< !*• tk>man. *vo*l loin atlas) Ihlf
! mornmf Iwh* n you ' • r** pr** ichinr
I "Why.'what •!*• you ttinn v ' ik* *1
thr ro**'l fmn In autpft:>*
"\\>ll.'‘ nn wrpr*' ih* -mall «•*>
**>rvrr. *aft**r *u • Id 'tin** *tif<l
nmn and I ha.** ft;.t ►*’ ( |.* you wrp'
right, on |iroa hing lot an«*fh*'r haf*
I hour.'*
1 lY t . ri -r lit I It, 6 c« n’n \ v ■ ’"<*•
I> i. , t .. n. .. ... i *i *' •»
>• .u t 'illl Mmln t. • I •t » u .ii t ; >* 1 • >-** •
O.’lli • Hi | 'ft Ia It .1- < wild t i..r t i.i tj Ul.ltlif
Du* l iim* i u at ( n K issinw:
OV on f |i\NK CR*N|£
It'op) r.j;tit l.tlfa. t** f- r:«nk <Ti*n#>
A \ uy wt> tan wtii* me aAviiifr that
i ytl'.'t' ! «' i * s* iliM . Mi\l«M Mil lilt) slllljwt t>l
k ;m* SI; • v> - s|im i kcv pitiK com
•at - 'wii .a I’t ’ 1 It’ll.,it! and tiineh is in
v.« •li * hau to a* t »v k itiyr t’.sjHJcially.
S-'U'I f'l.iti h; • marnaxt' and
1 1 !*! i I *t ;>.i! tit s ait* of jfotxi
m> A .ala.-; r. ri lit not prudish,
-t I ha\M tia. 1.-d thi ry,.’ of discl’ctiou.
•'’A w *|n hi wtr« u thr woman re
in it.w in in * . lueh ♦»> insisting
: . ■ m i h i !• »r a hit in the
‘tul.it ’> ph:i > if **.♦ ii rormnunion?
!’ t • ; . ,t • i i:i h, ,mk *d* Piled w hen
■ \\ ill in»t ! stt-u Pi her wlo ti she trie.s
1 h re - > t Hiaftifv tatn>n of his af
tv ii ti. and i he tustided in -ayinx that
she doe. not !**\f him ulu n >hc takes
I llit.s at liUuie V
* t ‘ ’ a!, t i l l'line. Iwi hto th.nnk
r ha* y iHi h;iV» ttirmul t,«> me Upoll
, 'ia- n. a it >us . sue warms trie cockles
• f M > hnart and > ive- lh«' lit* to those
!e? <’mi* -\. tas UaNpar.igus at m> ner
, - iuial i harms.
1 Uai -'i a to p:\' the widest publicity to
f.e ti .it "'m p*>r> ■!: at least regards
• a- k * -i* n expert. That you <ini
• e..me to me ti person Aill further
! i«>iii , r .ntary, -t. it implie.* that in ac
’ •.*...> rev *■'vipj{ f; tn mo a domonstra
-1 • >•! t .*’ '..s’ Hi • modes of o-culatiim
i •■ar- and th- .*t.d ,*♦•> ftvtimi of my
teehm.jue. Von ditl wa-ii, tieraldine.
N*w t.* | *mt The tjuestion seems
*o l>. how I w shoulti friend fiance
i wren otM .- m the soul-swajw
i?.y pr« * W't'.it i the time limit?
r twenty seconds and
•/' wi it l.i twentv-one? At
h ur *‘ th. l»k K il'n s "Satan come
. ii\ i' .
\*.' «.n» - lid r. Lothario's vvell
vt. >w* •• i, t t - ~f K;. my, ’ under
•i . 1 . .a f i: . tv-• i hat the lady
. 'ild r« a m. »-d t eurne up to bn'-a the
a . i ~.!v . -1 >on -luan' "Handy
\ M . < * > eolation" (p. 1 16,
!.e .’.j,; <dt u) remarks (pjoting Soc
. n«v ts t * **» much*
1 •• Ice! ..n a r ) i\>~ . proyeri*, “Slobber
;a r ij. • • *ri- k'*m,” but a- !K*b«M.ly
?■*•:’ i’ io- t: *t m-dtor.
I’. * O ’ ladies have a clock manufac
•u. ! i an ;• : -re u Yankee, which
# v s-d, at !iit’ incipiencv of the opera
. a* and wt TANARUS, rirgs h-% W I’ll the
’an*' - up. The only trouble w ith this ill
r .o tt ■ h »; ; v occ.i K*n often conies by
in-riM’ ar.c, by the tini• • *n*’ has hunted
.mu and an i found-tfie clock the gT-ntle
man may have changed his notion.
Ti i’!'' ar* me who look ujH.n ki-sing
rs a n; ..rid air' ly it has all the ijualifi
i • . la • »• tu i place it is pleasant,
j t* i ; un ti : i- no’ agreeable
u • ; * roi. \nd thirdly,
t. rapid’ ' i!*-v. Sop' into a haS.it.
I*, o. t ■ »o ip* , )• v» ver, that it <le
, .Mi r . m -tanc* Some hundred
•r sTTV .ir ago, ■ ion i was a youth, the
1 1' iri fought shy of m*r Kissing in those
lav- w erne at only !»v much strategy
, r! • ptv”. ri : *n. Now alas!
! •hr \ f»*it .> eue ). " mm and never bat
u *--.... 'he . me if I were a little
| baby. 1 10-v give m i»ut little pecks,
• v> r, a. i 1 t»o* :<•> no ii dination to
j linger.
1: it, fin ■' i h'” r un, Geraldine; after
vi i*v»‘ be i»t *ti< <1 a vhile you will be
•a, i trMil.h’d wth Nrchihald's exu
j*, -‘ u< < . w< i alonj. till then, and
jt hf' proldem will ettle itself.
,(., ... (i. ,r imr. r< *•• tit)- rr». rrl-'d and
w?o *< do;' If he ‘ *o ph*>;« rronorrd* all) \
p , • . I of . low ' z »hc trjide
r,. -i ri —-rrrt l ! .. t -h. -.it.ii* 1
r*.urd t! »• -h*‘pa hcrt rlf un*l
-* |*>* l just w (,;»( silif' <1 her.
\t *h* but* ) • r’" *
nd t -.ul«‘*| thf to* and »r
VfU»-*l until the Into I
ifint rould stand I* no
At fh* end of 15 m I nut* • wh*»
had Hi l.i-t found son t'thiny:
. ~ ~| ,i|,*| <o! I »*» it pu* on the
h'it I • h«* lnt**rrupf*‘*l. •■ymrro gir
lmr to** lo*» n-u* h I#-*?»•• ’
•n: m- I ai*i t oh Y* u't* paving for it!**
l i. a I
Ja ~
i * V-\
b
. Tw
\ -uny t • w* .. * l.i • n rather urtfnr
tuna-' /n th. if. a* f . ■ f
-r ( , • * ... •.. if r 'Void
rTiiO h*\ h: *! •• In-*t written
omethlng Ihuf tm W«- HI e
wo'ih! be at ropt* -I hv th* i* r\
first rnrga/ino n* wM*h II M‘
I sent,
"You *|«m'» “av " oxt'lalined
th* l ft t* nd int* rested, "an-l
what f M
"A cheek f*-r a '*at> -*ib**eripf l**n.‘
Laugh With Us
I 1 - • i t of ;.!! I- ms," said
l •• ! * f in* r. "i»< pitglllant *’
r ii: \ frt* nd, M rw
i * ii ' n * who had Just en
>-t • '-’I *.»• erutrhwa, "hut
ll' a w ir—‘ oni than that *’
it it sit ’ qtirriwl the
•im.i ’ rti, ' ait w **r*'d tlio
i .-ah
a-atT
I >
r> -y ;
I MI Or
f:

The Detroit times. [volume], January 10, 1917, AFTERNOON EDITION, Image 10
About The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920

Connect with the Library

Find Us On

Subscribe & Comment

Download & Play

Questions

The Detroit times. [volume], January 10, 1917, AFTERNOON EDITION, Image 10 About The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920

Connect with the Library

Find Us On

Subscribe & Comment

Download & Play

Questions

The Detroit times. [volume], January 10, 1917, AFTERNOON EDITION, Image 10
About The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920