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Soap the Ocait Court
Non-Partisan and Up to Its
Standard of Efficiency
<Rm Times recommend? to its readers
| the five of the six circuit judges
p Wayne county now serving and who
flre candidates for re-election, be re
elected. These men are:
ALFRED J. MURPHY.
HENRY A. MANDKLL.
GEORGE S. HOSMER.
P. J. M HALLY.
GEORGE P. CODD.
TV five of them have served the peo
ple and the interests of the people well.
They have repaid the voters for the (
confidence reposed in them with able, |
faithful and efficient sen ice.
With the same earnestness with which
The Times once opposed Georye r\ < “dd
Jbr a circuit judgeship, it now solicits his
re-election with the help of Times read
era* because Judge Codd has proven that
when The Times opposed him for the cir
cnit bench, The Times made a mistake.
The voters owe him another term in
recognition of the splendid record he has
made on the bench.
P. J. M. Hally, the other of our two|
younger judges in point of service in the
court, has demonstrated, most conclu
sively, that no mistake was made by the
voters six years ago
Judge Hally's ability is widely recog-
Biaed.
P He is a Democrat and should be re
tuned in keeping with the wisdom that
fees been exercised by the people of
Wayne in having their judiciary non
partisan.
p The three older judges. Murphy, Man
ual) and Hosmer. have long years of ser
vice to speak for them more eloquently
than Ire can.
t; Os the three. Judge Murphy, Demo
crat hu always caned off the vote-get -
Hag honors in a county that is heavily
Jtepubliean normally, which fact gives an
gW» of just how highly he is thought of
IBMI, furthermore. of just how appre-
Hittrt voters can be of ability where
they recognise it
The Times recommends all of the pres
,/ggt judges because it believes that in
Jpagiing judges the public may safely let
||ii enough alone, and because we see a
igpgfc advantage to all concerned in the
g| feature of the circuit court
la aimititoted.
9br the sixth member The Times rec
ommends, unhesitatingly, Clyde 1. Web
ater. whose qualifications stand out com
petiingly in the list of his accomplish
meats while he was district attorney.
His ability and fitness admit absolutely
of no question We have every reason to
hitieve that he would give Wayne coun
ty the same conscientious service as
judge of the circuit court as he gave the
feteal government as district attorney.
* His candidacy offers Wayne county an
oneellent oportunity to continue the abil
ity. the soundness, the safety and the in
tegrity of its circuit court.
They Have An Eye on the
Boy Seouta—This Important
Advice Has Reached Ts.
There were certain old fashioned peo
ple, aome years ago, who saw in the Bov
Bcout movement a tendency toward mili
tarism
T>iey were mainly Quakers and peace
’ lowing citizens whose one idea was to di
'f Vwrce all thought of civilization and \>rog
feas from the barbarous institution of
| war.
These peaceful souls, who were some
t tile most useful assets of the country,
Who tilled the soil, made the homes and
jl conserved the resources of life, were
Iftoted at as conjuring up wild dreams in
\ a peace loving, sane and stable nation.
b They realized, what others did not. that
the most prolific seeds for good and evil
k Were those implanted in the mind of
pouth. and in order to continue to lx? the
people that we were, this
Meal must be most carefully nourished
and shielded from military suggestion.
They saw in the organization of these
lads much that was good, but they felt
that this same training, intended for
* peaceful ends, could be easily swung to a
Ppßftaristic basis if occasion ’-equired and
' tike belligerent element, latent in every
| psontry. predominate.
«r« on the eve of seeing their fears
I titeome incarnate.
¥mk paper marked “Important ha.-
i receiver! in this office, and it tells us
boy scouts will do in case of w ar.”
; Sit says that “860,000 boys have come
Uptifefo the influence of scout training and
ftiMgnan during the past seven years.”
MNft "troops of scouts will be made a\;u
SATURDAY, MARCH 24, 1917
able to dric authorities in case of war for
temporary or PERMANENT service.”
With a view to further preparing for
any possible emergency, it is suggested in
this highly interesting pamphlet that
thru DULY CONSTITUTED AUTHORI
TIES plans be made to mobilize the scout*
at a moment’s notice.
We are further told that the Boy Scout
movement will prove adequate for any
emergency, that everywhere our boys will
do their "duty to God and their country
and obey the scout law.”
Some skeptics may be doubtful of a
God who would desire to sacrifice tender,
impressionable youth to any such pur
pose.
Some skeptics will even murmnr that
the persons interested in this movement
smack greatly of one T. R. and take the
name of their Lord in vain.
We would have little fear or apprehen
sion for our boys were it not that a great
number of their parents and guardians
have been inoculated with the virus, mili
tarism. and might easly become like unto
those misguided individuals who this
week sent their little boys away from
their homes in Canada into the British
navy.
But, we are not to be outdone by the
Canadians.
We are to have too, a Junior Naval &
Marine Scout, the Boy Scout movement
not meeting the requirements of the sea
One of the Marine Scouts’ purposes is
to “promote, teach and inculate in the
youth thruout the United States a spirit
of loyalty and OBEDIENCE to his par
ents and to his SUPERIORS.’ 4
Let us hope that his parents will prove
worthy of loyalty and obedience by keep
ing him safely at school and at home, and
this his obedience to “SUPERIORS” in
the way of navy officers w ill not be neces
sary.
The conservation department of the
United States would better temporarily
turn its attention away from inanimate to
animat* matter as embodied in our youth.
From Another Point ot View
By C. T. S
Situation Wanted—Male: Address the
late Czar of Russia.
* • •
Oh spring.
We greet thee; meet thee
With a smile;
Wen* you our master.
Gladly, gladly
Would we do thy
Bidding
You re early, though.
And If we doubt you.
Forgtre us;
Convince us.
Gentle spring
That thou
Aren't
Kidding
• • *
If they want women in the aviation
service, also, we recommend the Detroit
woman whose husband charges a pen
chant for running away. She has an al
leged record of five flights. leaving him.
upon every occasion, of course, up in the
air.
• • •
The school budget, also, seems to be
getting its annual spring cut.
• a •
To make the thing quite complete, our
highwaymen ought to get in on that feast
of the passover.
• • •
REVERSE ENGLISH.
Prosecuting Attorney Jamowik>—When the
matter before my office i« of such grave import
ance at the cleaning up of the city through a
grand jury, and the matter o' p ope jurisdiction
la at etake, I believe it to be m» duty to appear
in peraon rather than put the responsibility up
to one of my assistants.
• • •
The first woman to enlist for service
in the United States navy is a stenog
rapher. Just one more in love with her
employer.
• e •
It will foe great training for her. She
will come out of the sendee with a much
better idea of how many n’s there are
in cannon.
• • •
GARDEN HINT
The city gardener should never get discourag
ed, He should proceed on th« theory, in raising
cabbage, for instance, that one head •« better
than none.
Answer to querv: H O Should the *ame rut
worm rckppeiir thl* year, the beet you would
be able to do, we arv afraid, is nil* #d tomatoes
• * •
After dining together, the czar kissed
his suite and in return received suite
kisses on the shoulder—presumably there
were onions.
• a a
That’s the way it goes:
Some say that if we had taken Roose
velt’s advice, we would now l** prepared
for war.
And some say that if we had taken
Roosevelt’s advice we would have l>een in
the war before he advised that we pre
pare.
a a a
Fatal automobile accidents for the
week suggest there are *Only a few of us
left.
• • •
It’s all t ight, though, if those counter
feit $lO bills are as scarce as good ones.
• a a
Russia seems to know what to do with
her ex-czars.
DETROIT TIMES
kT»*P HIM IN YHe \
I FtfAMK, ) Jtf3T WANT BACK VAW> FbK A ‘
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THIS department is maintained 'or the purpose of dragging the ad
vertieing faker tn on "the carpet" and placing hia assertions and
promises under the glass of truth. It welcomes letters rslating
experiences with advertisers wherein the eagle on the dollar fait* to
fly home “with a dollar's worth of goods." It pays proper recognition to
honost advertisers. It does not spare dishonest advertisers who may be
found In The Times It will print the letters which appear most applicable
In preserving the Integrity of advertising and protecting the advertising
reader. Only signed letters, giving the writer's name and address, will be
considered. The name will be printed or withheld as preferred. Address
Ad-Mirror, The Times, Detroit, Mich.
In Ns. 3 of a series of full-page advertisement in Detroit newspapers.
Crowlev. Milner 4 Company start off like this:
CROWLEY'MILNER'9 NOW TAJKEIS ITS PLACE IN THE FRONT
RANK OF AMERICA 9 STORES
And then It winds up with a survey of the store s various department*
with this:
THE OPTICAL DEPARTMENT HAS TESTED FOR AND FITTED
AS MANY A9 175 PAIRS OF EYES WITH GLASSES IN A SINGLE DAY
Tbt* Is very interesting In view of the fact that four prominent Detroit
opticians assert that It establishes a world's record
Os course more wonderful thing* have happened tn the Crowley Milner
•tore such as Mill End yellow bannered sales, etc . but then getting down to
fact*, this elaborate claim does not stand analysis
Without being told the identity of the inquirer a leading Woodward
are. optician was asked by the Ad Mirror how many patients a RAPID,
EXPERT optician could PROPERLY lit in ten hours providing he went
without his lunch.
While statin* that some cases often require more time than othera. he
said that for ordinary corrections of sight, a FIRST CLASS optician couid
lot be expected to handle MORE than THREE patients per hour or THIRTY
in ten hours at the outstde.
In the Crowley Milner optical department an optician and an assistant
are employed
The store opens Ita doors at 8:30 o'clock a m. and closes at 5:30 p. m
It ts therefore open for business mne hours per day. without eafln*
At the rat* of 175 patients a day. the Crowley Milner opticians handled
a little more than NINETEEN patients per hour, or NINE AND ONE HALF
pailents EAt’H per hour
This is giving NOT MORE than six minutes to a patient!
And according to the estimate of this con«ervatlve Woodward are.
optician who doe* not take a back seat for anyone when it comes to a
quick but thoro fitting of glasses, the Crowley Milner opticians have turned
em out THREE TIMES FASTER than could be expected under ordinary
circumstance*.
Another big Detroit optician who employs skilled assistant# nays that
perhaps THREE AND ONE-HALF persons could be fitted in an hour.
A third said that In cases of elderly people with falling sight, who
require the minimum of attention, perhaps four <ouid be turned out in an
hour. This man said that the best record he ever mad* was 15 in one after
noon from 1 until 5 o’clock—and he was "going” every second.
When the Woodward ave. man was told about the 175 per day record
of the two Crowley Milner opticians, he said he would not want to be ONE
it the 175.
And THEY ALL said that at such a lightning pace, patient* could not
possibly be given PROTER ATTENTION
All of which would Indicate that Crowley Milner "busts” world's records
lust as easy as it shoots bombs from Its rooftop starting off yellow-bannered
'mill-end'* salea.
The Keep Well
Column
GAS FUMES!
Deaths from inhaling gasoline en
gine exhaust fumes bare become
common with the
large increase In
the number of au
tomobile#.
Carbon n. >nnx
ide is present in
engine gas. It is
Tories*, colorless
and taste]#** and may kill without
warning Often the Inhalation of a
I rmall amount of this substance un
dermine* the health.
The victim becomes pale and
loses weight. He suffers from head
ache*, lias a pain in th# stomach,
palpitation of the heart and becomes
cross and Irritable. Often times he
has a dtxxmess, or throbbing in the
temples, lose* bis appetite „nd gets
k "stiff netk or becomes "weak in
the knees” Any one of these thing*
may be an indication that not <onnu*
nlr is being breathed in the gi»;«g**.
alfho the victim may be at a loss
I to account (or his physical (onditiui.
It is easy to eliminate alt danger
irom poisonous fumes. i**>r* and
windows tn lb# garage ahotild be
opened before the siltonmoile engine
t* started or ’he exhaust gases
should lie disi barged directly to the
outride. Dn not run a m**tnr in a
closed garage Do not attempt to
The Great American Family.
Md-Mirror
And Advice to Investors
If The Times Prints It, The Times Believes It
put on or take off chain*, to fill
grea*# cups or tinker with lamps
while the motor t* running
The poisonous part of the gas
cannot b# smelled, so you may r*
overcome without warning If you
notice dizziness, weakness or pal
pltatfon while working in a garag.
you have been poisoned by sh» gas
fume, Owt , n the fresh air at once
The inhalation of gasoline fume*
h* also be** known to cause faint
In abut as yet medical m»-n do not
know much about the chronic aymp
•' i iy resnM frnr t
a small quantity at a time The
best informed phyalcianr ar* of the
opinion that thdre are chronic pois
onings fn>uj gasoline fum*-, but
we do not know much about tbern
yet.
Health Questions Answered,
vv K I think I have a ape
worm How can I tell?”
One sign which will determine if
a tapeworm is in the system j* the
presence »f white, oblong egment
in the bowels.
Trial* of a Mother
"Mary. I shall take on«‘ of th»*
children to church with me tiiin
morning" announced Mrs F*rth
lonct
**Ye*'m" replied the maid
"Which on* do you think will go
best with my new laxend*r gowns
Ajax may have defied the light
ntvtg. mil he never bumped into a
C boat. *
Let the People
Rule and —Write
Public Ownership the Solution.
To fke Editor of The Timet'.
The chief topic of cOwfcrust 100
among our people st tb<** present
time is the high roe? of living. In-
I veetlgrationa don t seem to help the
matter The Democratic promisee
i of four years ago don't give us re
lief. It must be apf»arent to every
j thinking person that If thla state of
things continues, there will come
a point where something will have*
to be done. In my opinion the gov
ernment should immediately take
steps to buy up all the public utllt
tl»s, railroads, coal mines, oil well*
and so forth, as well as all tb**
plioti where the different foods are
manufactured, provided the present
owners will sell them at a reason*
bie price If not. then the govern
ment should forthwith proceed to
build and equip all these Industries
and rr.ansge them in the Interest of
the people and not for profit. Why
d< n’t postage stamps rise In price?
Simply because t'ncle Sam man
apes the business The question
ui'ght very properly fc- asked' "Flow
can this he d<*ne*“ The answer is
easy Every township, rounty and
state thrtiont our whole nation,
should b** nrudhlied and petitions
circulated until every voter Is asked
to sign. In that say, I f*-el sure,
that a majority of our citizens can
be Induced to send their requests
to congress and a memorial will be
presented to the head of our gov
ernment. which neither the presi
dent nor congress will dare to
ignore And this work should be
rtn without daisy. The situation is
growing more serious every day.
IVlay Is dangerous. Now is the
time to strike for liberty
T. C WIfjJAMH
Birmingham, Micb.
Pointed Paragraphs
Only h fool will pay twl -e for the
name experience.
Ground f.c>or investments often
have d*ep cellar* under them
The value of money depend* on
'he t»*.te« of the man who spend* It.
Thpre la one rood thing about
Idleness it show* how desirable
employment la
A woman like* to «o awav for the
mmmer because moat of her friend*
rant
few men tinder«»and the art of
lore mailing, hut women are always
teady to .iffnrd them an opportunity
to practice it,
If age could be aa eertaln of tta
conclusions aa youth la tbla earth
would fairly effervesce with wisdom
Nothing makea % man growl ao
tirurh at home and bra* ao much
downtown aa hawing an expensive
family to aupport
t>nly old malda know all ghout the
art of raising rhlldren, and they
haven't any.
If a man aaka you to tell him hla
fault* It la a algn that he tlilnka he
hasn’t any.
There are now in the British Isle*
•t. 214,000 women employed outside
their own home*
The Old (iardrner Haya
The be«t flower* for *haded
a pot a in *he rarden are tuberous
rooted begonia*, which hawe ;m
--menae flowera with welvet like
petal* In several warm color*.
They will bloom from e«rly antn
m»r ttnil fr<>«t if the bulb* ar<*
atarlcd In the houae now in
boxea of purr Hand, the aand
being kept wet but not motet
Many person* make the mistake
of planting the bnlb* upnlde
down Ke me tuber that the lop
la marked by a little dent.
The Teat of Worth
BT H ADDIkfGTO* BHICI
Authoi of Tbs Kldill* of Person
ality.** ‘ Psychology and
Parenthood." etc.
Familiar truths are things w* oft
forgot That la why 1 wish today to
call attention to the fact that the
teal teat of a man’s worth is not to
be found in bla bank account, bis
pedigree, or hts good looks, but in
his willingness and ability to ren
der service
Forgetting this truth, we are In
danger of steering a life course that
will mean the wrecking of our hopes
and ambitions For. even if we fail
to apply to ourselves the test of ser
vice, the world is certain to apply
it to na.
So far as the ultimate Judgment of
the world is concerned, we are ai
ways situated much like the boy who
has got his first job In offl<'e. store,
factory, or some other place of em
pio> ment.
Me comes of a respectable family.
He Is a manly looking little fellow
He is dressed neatly.
All this Influences bis employer in
deciding to take him on. But It
counts for absolute!) nil In dstermln
Ing whether, having been taken on.
he shall hold bis job or lose It.
The determining factor therein is
that he prove himself both willing
and able to render service. He will
benefit himself In proportion as he
benefits others. Palling to benefit
others, working only for what he can
get for himself and at the least ea
pendtture of effort, he will soon dis
cover that he must hunt work else
where.
“Oh. yes.** his employer may say.
in answer to a relative’s anxlou*
questioning, “Johnny is a nice boy.
well mannered and well bcha\ed
There is no doubt about that. But
really he Is of no use to me, Me
doesn’t do what be Is paid to do. V’
I can’t afford to keep him."
This same principle holds good
ihmout life and In every walk of
life. Whether we are mechanics,
clerk*, lawyers, doctors, writers or
what not, we must meet the test ot
service We even find this test per
sisting after
returned by history.
The men who have most notably
rendered service are the m» n history
exalts. The merely rich man. or the
man who is for hi.nself and for him
self alone, finds place In hlatory’s
pages not at all.
But you do not need to go to his
tory. . about you in your own
community. Consider who the men
are that most command your respect.
They certainly are not the Idle
wealthy whowe lives are one eternal
self-amusing holiday You may envy
them, but you know well that you
do not admire them.
No Your admiration Is reserved
for those who. wealthy or poor, are
active In good works for others.
Ineflnctlvely, that is to say, you
apply to your fellow-eitlsene the test
of service Their place m your ee
teem is governed by the degree to
which (hey meet this test.
•Apply the same test to yourself.
Are you motivated by any true d*
*lre to serve, or simply bv deslfr to
be prosperous, to get thru life easily,
to get as much “fun" out of life as
you ran?
It Is a question worth pondering
Your true value In the scheme of ex
Isteace Is Involved In the answer.
Anniversaries
1141—First Washington temper*
anc« meeting held in New York city.
It44—Bertel Thorwaldaen. famous
Danish sculptor, died In Copenhagen.
Born there. Noe, I*. 177*.
IKt Insurrection at Kiel tad
formation of a provisional govern
ment to accomplish separation of
Schleswig and Holstein from Don
mark.
11*4—Treaty for the French an
nexation of Savoy and Nl< * signed
I*7l—President Grant, by proclama
tion ordered certain bands of armed
man In South Carolina to dlaperae
within 70 day*.
]|77—.Annual boat race between
Oxford and Cambridge universities
resulted In a dead heat.
IMS —Henry Wadsworth Ixmgfel
low, the poet, died at Cambridge,
Mass. Born at Portland, Me., Feb.
27. 1107.
11*4—Mr, Balfour. »hl*f secretary
for Ireland, brought forward In the
British parliament the Government
Irish !*and Purrhaalng blit.
I**l—A Japanese attempted to
assoaalnote Ia Hung t'bang. lire Chin
ese peace envoy, at Ahlmonosekt.
Japan.
I*ol —Charlotte M Yonge, noted
Knghsh novelist, died Born Aug 11.
i«:"
I*o4 Sir Edwin Arnold celebrated
poet, died In IsDhdon. Bom June jo.
I**l
I*l4 Egyptian Nationalists pro
tested against a speech by Col Roose
velt at Cairo favoring Brttlah occupa
tion.
I*l4—N*w York legislature passed
the mothers' pension hill.
»*K YK4H 4«.0 TOD % Y IS THK
W 4 B
Germans claimed capture of two
more trenches at Verdun.
Turks reported British attack In
Mesopotamia repulaed
British channel steamer Suaaeg tor
pedoed with Americana on hoard
Secretary [arising received Entente
allies* refusal to accept proposals re
gardlng regulation or submarine
operations
TODAY** SIRTNI) 4 VP.
Atr FrarPls E. H. Elliott. British
ambassador at Athena, who has vain
Ir endeavored to win Greece over to
the Allies, born 44 years ago today.
Claude Kltrhtn. representative In
couigress of the Mecond North Caro
lina district, born at ftrntland Neck.
N C. 44 years ago today.
William A Jennings, former gover
nor of Florida, born at <*entralla. ill.,
44 years ago today.
Oarrett P. Aervlaa. wall known
author and scientist, hem at Aharon
Mprlngs. N V . 44 yaara ago t'»day.
'Henry tMlkei Mowray, Inflelder of
the Brooklyn National league baoehall
team. born, al CbamherstMrg, Pa.. 14
yearn ago today
(luring one of the recent raid* on
"the east coast" of England, % 2>pp
dropped two bomb* on a well known
golf course, providing two excel
lent pot bunker*, which the players
have nh kaamed Big and Little Wll-
I In.
BT carrtgr In Detroit t cents a week; efle
where, 10 cents a week. By mail. $3 a
year. Call Main 4610 Entered at the Poet
office In Detroit as second-class mall matter
When we look at nature our mind can
take one of two attitudes. We can eithtr
try to use her or to undergtand her; we
are either practical or contemplative.
The West ig practical, the Eaat con
templative.
The East wonders at the lightning;
the Went telephones and telegraphs with
it, to order groceries or arrange a bridge
party.
} our canary bird is a plaything and
pet. Ordinarily you consider it and de
light in it as But perhaps some
time you have, in a vacant moment,
thought about it, speculated as to what
is going on in its tittle€lKn. reflected
upon the infinite skill displayed in ita
construction, in Jts feathers, bones,
blood vessels, and all the delicate
intricacies of its tiny body, constructed
with such consummate perfection, and
all automatic, 'all actuated by that
strange, never-to-be-forgotten thing we
cell life. If so, you have, for a space,
been an Oriental.
The Aryan race migrated from central
Asia thru Persia to Greece. There the
mountains and rivers were small; na
ture seemed confined enough for man to
grasp her, so the ever active Aryan
mind began the structure of western civ
ilization. which has flowered thrice ar
tistically in Greece, as organisation in
Rome, and in invention in modem times.
All had to do with outward results,
with getting things done, with finding
new things and ways to eat and drink,
finer houses and cities to live in, more
elaborate furniture to clutter one’s self
up with. The value of the western man’a
life has always, in the common estima
tion. consisted in “the abundance of
things which he possesseth.”
Our business has been to “get on.**
We have uaed philosophy and religion
only as they contribute to that end. Sci
ence has been esteemed highly because
by it we can build bigger factories and
make more money.
The dollar mark is not only the stamp
upon America, but also upon mil the
western world. Europe is as money mad
as we. The only modem wars are those
that have a commercial basis. We not
only live for money we die; for money,
die wholesale and retail.
Into this West came, singularly
enough, (Tiristianity. an Oriental relig
ion. All religions are Oriental, for that
matter; the W’est never invented any
religion except some kind of quack faith
to cure the stomach ache or to insure
prosperity.
We have no real grasp of Christianity.
We never will have until West is East
and blast is W’est, until the world gets
together. You cannot save a piece of
the world; it must be all or none.
Without the West the East stagnates.
Without the East the West will perish
in a turmoil of miserable materialism.
As Richard Hovey:
A road runs Mil and a road runs weat
From tbs table where we ting;
And the lure of the one la a roving quest.
And the lure of the other a lotus dream
And Weat is East If you follow tha trail to the
end;
And East Is West if you follow the trail to the
•nd;
And the Kast and the West In the spring of the
world shall blend
Asa man and a woman that plight
Their troth In the warm spring night.
On the new brakeman's first run there was a
very steep grade The engineer always bad
more or lesa trouble to get up
this grade, but this time he r ~ Ju
came near sticking altogether
Eventually, however, he reach
ed the top T*
Looking out of the cab the
engineer saw the new brake
man and said with a algh of
relief. s> _;
"We bad a hard job getting
up. didn’t we?"
"W’e sure did.’* assented the nww hr* kern an
"and If I hadn’t put on the brake we’d have
slipped back."
An Irishman, having signed the pledge, was
charged soon afterward with
——•— being drunk
"1 wav’ "It waa absent mtndednees. ’
said Pat, ’an’ a habit I have of
talkin' wtfh meaelf I sed to
-■ ' | meaelf. says I. ‘Pat. come In an’
MM h * T * * drink ’ ’No.’ I. I’ve
sworn off Then I’ll drink
' ’ EOL alone/ says Ito meaelf. ‘an’
you ken wait outalde,’ says I.
An when meaelf rum out, falih. an’ In an’ be
hold you If Pat waaa*t drunk.* m
"Penguins have abundance of Inquisitiveness,"
didactically stated Professor Pate "Bailors tefl
us that a man coming upon a
congregation of penguins will, 1 |
If he stands still, be surround ’
ed by the btrds. who will walk - Js\!WW !
with dignity up to him and W
stand in s ring al! around him. T H !
engerty eyeing him and gab- 'Cu i!v- |
hing to eiteh other about him y\ a.
If you rare to reproduce the
■cane of the man and the pen
(ulna slop in front of the postofflee the next
time you are In the hamlet of W’ayoverbehlnd
and observe the inhabitants ailing jeg up.
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East and West
• V DPI. FRANK CRANK
(Copyright, IMS. by Frank Craao)
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