The Detroit times. [volume], July 02, 1917, NOON, Image 8

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Sending Elihu Root
To Russia Seems To Have
Made Him a Democrat
K '»■ Even thosp who expressed displeasure
that one with Klihi Root’s antecedents
should be chosen by the president to
head the American mission to revolution
ary Russia, must confess their agreeable
surprise over the manner in which he
has so far accomplished his difficult and
delicate task.
The Slav has a history, a religion, a
literature, and a temper worlds away
from anything with which we are famil
■ iar in this country.
And yet, so far as we have been able
to judge at this distance, our special am
bassador has gauged Russian public sen
timent to a nicety and adjusted his own
Utterances to fit in most perfectly.
He has delivered a whole-hearted, gen
erous and unselfish message from an old
established democracy to a newly-form
ed one.
He has extended the hand of brother
hood.
He has stated how glad our people are
to know that another great race has
thrown off the shackles of medievalism,
and walked out of the shadows into the
gunlight of Clod’s freedom.
He has impressed upon them that
America wants nothing for herself and
la warring for no selfish purpose.
He has shown them that if they want
to preserve their liberty, they must con
tinue to fight the kaiser, who is the
enemy of all liberty.
He has demonstrated that only by
•tanding together can the free peoples
of the earth remain in freedom.
If Russia stands firm, if her poeple or
ganize a stable government, if her
armies once more render effective co
operation with the legions of the west,
we will all have to thank Elihu Root for
the large part he played in bringing
about the consummation so ardently de
sired everywhere, save in the Teuton
countries.
This, We Humbly Submit,
Is the Most Unkindest
Cut-It-Out of Them All
At last has the food famine struck us
In a vital spot.
At last we are up against it.
We have complacently cut down our
meat supply.
We have scraped the crtimbs from the
table to sprinkle over the pudding.
We have gone on sugar rations of a
teaspoonful per day, to be taken after
meals, as a sort of a dessert.
We have canned all the vegetable peal
tngs in glass jars which cost 75 cents
a dozen.
We have converted into questionable
Salads the tough, worn, outside leaves of
cabbage and spread butter in translu
cent thinness upon our bread.
We feel that virtue sits upon our brow
and that we can calmly await the future,
strong in our sense of righteousness.
That is, we did did feel that way until
the glory of that brow, its crown of hair,
the only crown permitted in a democratic
state, was menaced.
Now all is chaos.
We cut out eggs for breakfast long
ago, even to that variety unappetizingly
nicknamed “candled.”
As for the “fancy,” “extra fancy,”
Afresh,” “extra fresh” and “new laid,”
we have had no speaking nor even bow
ing acquaintance with them for many a
long day.
But—
The old story of the worm is as good
today as ever.
It has the same way of changing its
course.
It will crawl along over all sorts of ob
stacles with patience and fidelity until
some huge thing is placed across its path,
when it turns and finds another way
round.
And that is what is happening now.
We cannot give up our egg shampoo.
"Give us the luxuries of life, oh Lord,
and we can get along without the neces
sities,” prayed a cynic long ago, and we
have not changed much since then.
It matters not that 187,000.000 eggs
a year will thus be added to the food
aupply.
It matters not that soap and plenty
Os water might answer the purpose as a
war-time measure.
Nothing matters excepting the fact
that we are attacked in our most vulner
able point—our vanity—and we will not
•tand for such ruthless violation a min
«ta.
The same bloom is upon the cheek fed
Upon com beef and cabbage as upon that
Nourished by capon, cream-fcd Long
Island duckling and pate-de-fois-gras.
No one can tell the difference, but
MONDAY, JULY 2, 1917
the same softness and luster are not on
hair washed with ivory soap as on that
which feels the soothing, cleansing qual
ities of the egg.
Therefore, we w ill have none of it.
Let the invalids keep to their gruel
and the babies drink more milk.
Ix*t cakes and puddings go by the
board, but thru the awful carnage of
war when bodies and hearts are tom by
shells and emotions, leave us the solace
of the egg shampoo. ,
Go and Have a Ixmk
At “Douff" in the Movies
and Become Young: Ajjain
Not for the I'nited States mint could
we be induced to bend our gracious pen
in tribute to a grouch, but humanity s
gratitude to the ringer of joy bells will
not be denied.
To the man who drives along, doing
his work with the best that is in him.
putting pep and gladness into it. there
is coming a good measure of praise.
And whether that man is Douglas
Fairbanks or Theodore Roosevelt matters
not.
• Just now it happens to be Doug Fair
banks.
Fairbanks is a movie actor.
Somehow when we speak of movie
actors there is something about the
phrase that carries the idea they don’t
amount to much.
But a movie actor can amount to as
much as one who travels under any other
name.
Fairbanks does.
It is good for the system to see this j
man in action.
It is good for the disposition.
There is in him the energy of a Roose
velt and it is in action every minute.
And along with this boundless energy
there is always a smile—a smile that j
is so infectious that it gets into your i
system and you feel glad about every- j
thing.
You feel as though you could do every- j
thing this remarkable actor does—and ;
he does some things that but few can do. j
And what is more, you feel as though
you really want to. You feel brimful of
pep and zipp and fun.
It is pleasant to pay a tribute to a
man who does his work so well—even
tho he is paid remarkably well for it in
good hard cash.
No cash payment in the world can put
into a man such pep and such joy as is
in this man. That was put there long
before cash entered into his young life, j
Some day when you are feeling blue
and thinking the whole world is going
*- go and see Douglas Fairbanks.
It will be good for what’s the matter
with you.
Not How Hard, But How
Two men on a construction job were
shoveling sand into wheelbarrows.
One man was working hard.
The sweat streamed off his face.
The other was taking it easy.
But somehow the second man got just
as much done as the first, in fact a little
more.
Life works out very much the same as
the two shovelers. It isn’t how HARD
you work, but HOW that counts. Gener
ally the more hours a man works the
smaller his salary.
The more muscle strain he endures the
smaller his pay check.
You may not be fitted for an executive
where a few important decisions makes a
day’s work, but the chances are you will
get along if you study your work.
From Another Point of View
By (\ T. S.
St. Paul claims a population of 300,000.
Take that, Minneapolis.
m 0 m
American cities are starting to tax cats.
It sounds to us at times as if there are
enough in our a ! ley to pay the running
expenses of the war.
* * *
A lawsuit begun 48 years ago in Sioux
Falls. S. D., is about to go to the jury,
which will probably disagree.
see
The old time school bad l»oy is extinct,
a Chicago teacher says. Wonder if that
is intended to lie jiersonal.
* ? •
Ivpf the spirit this Fourth h<* one that ron-< ;\>
In powder and money and finger* and nerve*
Lets fe*rh all the children th• g:rl r ard fw
boys,
They ran be patriotir with a lift)** less noise
The dynamite era* k»*r and grim pi*»ol in\
I.et’s not to our loved children lug.
With the rent of the junk tha’ i« I .gl < and n ,ij
punk
And harbor.* the tetanus bug
• * •
“Why not wait until we get out in
Highland Park, Bert; they have so much
better air out there.’’
* * *
Be nice to h.m, Rover; he’s the sausage
man.
DETROIT TIIVSES
"There! That's Disposed of!"
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!&k-' Xh? Ad-Mirror
w a vmSmr And Advice Investors
4 If The Times Prints It, The Times Believes It
This DEPARTMENT It maintained to abed the light of truth on the
operation* of the advertising faker, the quack and swindler. It
welcomes letters relating experiences with advertisers who have
been unfair in their assertions or promises—who have mis ed or
duped the reading public. It will pay proper recognition to honoet adver.
tisera. Dishonest advertiser* who may be found In The Times will not be
spared. It will print letters deemed of public Interest. Advice will also
be given to investor*. Only signed letters, giving the writer's "a me and
address will be considered. Names will be printed or withheld as pre
ferred. Address The Ad Mirror, The Times, Detroit, Mich.
H»\ re noticed advertisement of th* rowers Nations! O l '’om-
P»nv in Th- Timex. ,1 would., like to know what you kn-.w of th.* -
. I hav. t«M>n - United to buy «ome it"* k
’’ ! fee 1 that f vog .-minder It good It must be a Rood inv ‘** , ,T .7*
T would not like to Have my name mentioned publicly in regard to the
ffl fr I'** L ■ _ •r ff • 1a •
Think ng you, I am, A r> 1 MR* 2 IT. E 5
The Powers National Oil Cos., with offices in the Farwe.l building, ‘.is
been approved by the Michigan Securities Commission.
Sunday Got $>15,200
Space In N. V. Papers
New York's newspapers gave Billy !
Sunday $'15,200 worth of publicity j
for th*» camr» ; frn tha* closed ln-it
Sunday night. This la c -untin* the
*p*re at $1 a line, the lowest rate
for reading In some of the paper*
it. mn* a.- high as SI 50 The meas
urement. is in agate line- the usual
method followed As hi* publicity;
wa- in the reading 00l ioins, the!
readme rate is given
The publicity he obtai"ed may be j
worked out about a- follows: There
are 10 dally newspaper* n the city
The length of the columns vary
from 2<»o to 30', agate line*, and
abo 215 lines when measure in
the body type of the paper.
There is no s*andaril s o the New
York column e-ther a* to length or
width. -Pages will average, how t
ever, a-out 2 4'" line* Therefore ;
everx page he received AS worth
at leas 2.4 "ft That u at an ad
v*»rt iser w Md have »o ; v for what
was given to Bill v Pun’ tv withou* ,
cost
The If nnper* gate v <m from i
three quarter* ' *o!' r; ft to *wo
column.* dally, an avert * of about;
one and one i el' < ".u : a dav. or
4.'," line* r' hr,V‘ *h. ' measured
adtertis ng mat** * „ * lines in
,i!l o' *he paper or e nAtter of;
17. daily.
T anr • - » • - inc like ,
s.Vu4o" a week and '* the 13 (
\<* - * ar pr* t. ... v $ ' . 00, at $1
,i line (>? on if-* - > T r.< ? the pa '
per* and and not print sund* but the
I papers s hat did ran 1 Sunday
'entures. sometimes a- t *,ch as a
I j ge. whioh would pmb ly make
i[ *he to* a! T 1 n ~- 1- • wav of
soft t.g 'he inf' rr v >r. eiactly..
-ipe« no one Vep* *.wk f |t, apd
th* «* figures are nr s-tiuiete a’
or ■• v w , ”1 nted on
the avrraft* every day.
i ;• T rer, wrt- , In addl
/ she 13
be For a tn'in’h
*i r more pr .r *■ * - * dng. his
age nt - sere on •» e job. and
*■ er»» too Not - , Mere the*,-'
1 U is b t the- >!■ • r goods
Ry agate line m» ir* ens the
;c, papers print.* 1 appror mately 2.-
|!M pag»s in 13 »»<k * *h is go
I ing somt
1 .Fist what «mo in* of publicity
reached the pub: thru newspapers
prior to Sunda> ■* ct.o • i is not
known, but it probal.lt rar r|o«e to
I<*" page V. ir f. «*. . 1240,0(1*)
to space given to h,rjt <1 mng his
stay here Kditnr and I'ibliaher,
New York.
A\nniversaries
Tuntv* 4Kmvi:h*srik**
ITTH—New Jersey pa-s»'l a dcr'.a
rato.n of tndep* ndeni e
-117.3—First puMlc trial of arr, w
trg and reaplr g marhin*- t*>' r<* the
Hamilton County (0->, Agricultural
society.
C«»r N holaa ' f Ru«* a be
gan th* Crimean war bj **-n*l ng his
armv ini'- Moldavia
I*..S Th*- rza r of r.u» a ;a decreed
th*- partial emanclpatif'n of the *** rfs
<>n the irrper si domain*.
ISC.’-~ President I.incoln called for
*oo.ftoo volume* r» f< r three year*.
1 *S7—l.* rd M nek t* *.frt< o
first k >vern- r-g'-neral of the I*"min
l*»n of Canada
‘ 1170 \e-vv rr.nstttut. in of nilnet*
ratified b* > vote of the people
!*'*: Nations convention of the
Pa*.pie's f.artv- * nven*d in <»maha
1014 T h* Russian I*uma ari*-pte«l a
bill according • peasants full civ I
rights
ON K VF.4R %f.O TOIMV IN THE
\\ AR
Italian* r* ga r *<i Mm* Cosma*-
non
LustriSns • mu* : 1 - r I r r«i
in *ia l .a S’
Frcncp r*p"-ted car" ire *.f
CJeroians s t't of ArraA.
French drive urW] *’,erman* hack
on iIS-H.'.l- fr- r t along ttie S* mm*.
num « ni hthr> \an
<"r*.wn f’rtnce o|av. h-or to the
thron* . f > ay. Ik rn m K’nglanU
I 4 \ ear - < g t* day.
Fl * der; * k r Keppel, dean of Col
umbia ’in -ers . n*.w serving a* a«-
slstar.t t* «e. *e*ary of v\ a- Raker
horn on >*afen Island, N V. 4 e*r
sc today
Rev *,. -ge W Mundelein fa»
Re ar* uluah ; of fhlcago b-*.rn n
New York cit 4( year* ago t da\
Hubert r* :• * f.hens repre *e *, ta* Ive
m congress f ’pe Second Mi*ais«lppt
district, t* rr • fnt**n count* M
42 jeers sg- t !a>
1 uil»n* Rla k represents* ve In
congr* ** of *►. First Texas district
horn in I.** .- county. Texas. 3*
vear* «g- *
CJrov* <• *'■, t|e\ , «t( her of fbe
St Ix'ills At r rtn league *-.a«et.sli
ream.* born * ''..sgood. ln*l 2'* «ars
sg t'.da*
"Bobbv," «-ld the minister to t
little fellow .ge<i alt, "I l ear you
are going to pool now "
"Yes, sir," " aa the reply.
"Wha* par of it do you Rk# b*s4?”,
"Cornin' ho-, was the prompt
answer.
The Old (iardener Says
To be rc» enjoyerl/v# votabl*
mnrrov - r t be eaten when
-oung Th* are ronsi'lercd to
be Just rig’ for the tah'e V h*rt
the outsid* in Is still «n tender
that it ran ! > easil*. broken bv
the flngc* t If \* r ‘. however,
until the g* older. the\ tnn h*
used for ; and ev*n when
well matur'd make rtndon 1 p*(
«erv and 1 n young, mnrrov.
ma> be mr h-*| or baked In th*’
Msn nnd served with but* r
while hot ti they msv he sliced
a:vl fri'd 111* *>gg plants. Sn*all
marrows are sometimes served
the same n wees potatoes
IV V'rhetor.
The Keep Well
Column
YOUR AGE
At no tinw in the lii.-tory of »pp
country h.e> the qucatiou of your
ajr* !>♦ on a< uu
land. It is up to ?hp vouncr man to
proo*f that h* is under 21
or over 31. if lu> wants to curape
being drafted in T «i the army.
There U no doubt but th.it there
worn many slackers who were -tble
to shirk repi tration because of th-*
absence of official birth records.
Willing vour.g v.• r a*'- :<'••. on-
HbU to find ou’ whether thev vers
of registration ago beau-- tr..*r>•*
were no official birth record on fl'e
The war call brou ht horn* in a
i ‘triking mann< r ‘he n> • l ,»f birth
registration to every community and
ever family In ■ \ Unit*
ed States
Almost ev. * ore w ill agree that
birth registration ts a g<v.d 'h'.ng
They know fl at a birth r»*eonl is
! offer. ne»-d-d-trrpeo\. ;; «nos voting
age, in establish rights of Inheri
tance nr to determine *ho Is «n
iill **d to the protection of ft « na
tion’s flag Hut i: took regisratlon
da yto w ik< n the people from their
slumber.
Now Is the ’irrr to «ee that your
baby’s t>ir*h is re.: *. red. An offi
cial record of hi* t 'h no. «ax'e
him f rom draft at -orne fu'ure date
or may enable him do h:< part
when his country call
insist upon the birth being re*
corded.
Health Questions Answered.
V. T R "Am a barber. 2! vears
old Feel healthy but my tongue Is
always eoaud What would you
[ . Uggest ?”
Get ou f o' door® and exercise as
| much as pos-ible. I do not believe
that veil need «n’ medicine, but
, *nore fresh air
Rubes
BY BERTON BRALEY
The people in the slick town, the hip town, the quick town.
They *neer nlwiut our “hick” town—the quiet little place,
Where life i* sort of drowsy and stores are slightly blowsy
And depot loafers frowsy and stubby as to face.
The people from the pay town, they call our place a “jay” town
A v* i v much pa e town, as /lead as dead can be,
Yet it knows joy and gl;pdn< ; s, and love’s delicious madness
And sin and shame and sadness and greed and poverty.
The people from the great town, they jeer our “ten-years-lato”
town,
Ye* from thi I•• !• t ( ’ town and others here and there,
Youth i r -. rap* in v >»,.’< r, to smash Fate’s gates assunder
And : ei/.c the goodly plunder that Fortune has to share.
For thour'll theV cal' our dear tow n a funny and a queer town
Avery old and or< town, we chuckle, for we know
That those who rur the quick towns, the big and smart and
slick towns.
Are folks who come from “hick” towns which city folks
[ call “slow” I
(Timinnls, Rights
in ii. tnmvi.roa muck
Vuther of The Hid die o('l’*r»i>n*
hiitv. ‘I»» vih.d c> and
Varmthocut." etc.
The last 10 years ha\e seen some
marvelous ndxanc*-.-* in the humane
and enluhien.d treatment of mem j
hers of society imprisoned for
w rong doing. It has come to m>
knoA ledge that here and there I
forces are now at work tending to ;
present further progress In this dt 1
reel ton tending Indeed to undo
much of the good that has been ac I
compll-hed.
Against these forces only onr !
thing can prevail- the power of an \
educated public gentiraent
« And to educate public sentiment ;
aright a first essential is to *ff*«ot •
universal appreciation of the truth
that wrongdoers remain human be
mgs in spite of their wrong-doing,
and as human beings have certain
rights that ought to be respected. j
They have the right, to begin
with of being so treated that they
shall ts possible be converted into
doers of good instead of evil.
As indispensable to this they have
the right of careful individual study
to ascertain their physical and men
tal condition
Modern criminologists have dts
covered that crime is often the in*
dire * product of physical defects
and mental abnormalities Habitual
thle\tnc for example, has some
times been found associated with
serious hut unsuspected diseases of
th- teeth
TN> dental disease, thru causing
nerve strain or poisoning the whole
system, has weakened the willpow
er and the moral «en«e. Put the
teeth in order and the wrongdoer
a* on e becomes more responsive to
moral training.
At the opposite extreme, some
rimtnals are incurnbly feehlemlnd
id or insane Their criminality Is
r* ally a symptom of their mental
Manifestly, moral training can do
little or nothing for such unfortu
rates. Rut neither ehould they he
h. Id responsible for their misdeeds.
The proper place f.>r them is not
\ prison hut an institution for the
m* ntal y afflicted Frequency, how
ever, recognition of their men'al
trouble !s Impossible tinless experts
have a ehanre to examine them
Accordingly if is a right of every
wrong doer to have a thoro mental
examination follow his conviction
for crime And he has the right to
be physically examined for anv bod
i!v defect that mav account In par’
for his wrong doing
If a defect of thL« sort be found
in him he has the right to b«* given
curative treatment for it After
this, or coincidental, be has the
right to be given moral treatment
tha* will strengthen hi« will power
and kindle in him a real desire to '
lead a non enmtnaJ life
This means that he has the right !
•o be decently housed, provided with '
ample and nourishing food and af
forded opportunity for exerej«e in i
the open air. Denied this rlgh\ the J
possibility of influencing him by
moral training Is reduced perhaps ;
to the vanishing point.
For it is an axiom of modern '
moral educator* that physical vigor
and moral strength tend to go hand
In hand Prison officials often for
get this It is necessary for them
to keep <t in mind, and for the pub
lic to make sure that they shall
keep it in mind
Finally, the mentally sound man
imprisoned for wrong-doing has the
right to be wisely disciplined.
For hi® own good he needs to be
trained in habits of respect for law
and authority, habits of orderly liv
ing and habits of self-control.
All this 'mining, tho. must be
given him by men Inspired with
• ntiments of true human sympathy.
Otherwise the wrongdoer will re
art to the training by developing a
plrlt of bitterness and revolt
Such are the principal rights of
criminals. l'n»il these rights are
more generally appro*dated, until so
riefy at largt insists on their recog
nitlon. the problem of reforming
criminals and lessening criminality
will remain a problem unsolved.
HY carrier In Detroit, fi cents a week; els*
where, lb coil- a week. By mail, 93 a
year* Call Main 4520 Untiled at the Po«b
office in Detroit as second class mail matter.
The other day some ten million men
were registered in the selective conscrip
tion list for the United States army.
Some two or three men in New York
City refused to register.
And the newspapers devoted about as
much space to the two or three mules
as to the ten million willing workers. ‘
All of which goes to show that you
cannot always tell how much real ice a
man cuts by tho amount of space he gets
in the news columns.
Notoriety is a strong and heady liquor,
and men will go to great lengths for a
swig of it. Many a brother, likewise sis
ter, has plunged into vice and crime,
more or less, not because they were really
naughty, hut to secure the luxury of a
brief sojourn in the spotlight. To get
one’s picture on the front page and one's
name in the headlines, even if the picture
looks like a smallpox victim and the name
is spelled wrong, is worth while, even
if one has to burn a hayrick or throw a
brick into the postoffice window to ac
complish it.
What is life w ithout conspicuity? t|{
Notoriety is a curious bird.
One rampant, fence-breaking and man
horning ‘deer in a pasture will attract
more attention than one hundred decent,
well-behaved cattle that calmly mind
their own business.
It is suspected that some of those "ter
rible riot.-*" in FVtrograd and other ovsky
cities w’ere actually about as important
as our own little Fmma Goldman out
bursts in some little lodge room over a
grocery store on Third avenue.
Many an earnest young parson labors
along in the vineyard legitimately until
he is aged and gray Maggie and never
gets over an inch notice in nonpareil
among the church notices, whereas had
he stood on his head on the pulpit and
cracked his heels the while, or run off
with the senior deacon’s daughter, or
sold stock in a real estate enterprise lo
cated about two miles out in the lake,
he would have landed kerplunk right in
the middle of boiling fame.
If I were official I'nited States censor
and press czar I would issue a ukase
to the effect that anybody who indulges
in the sport known as knocking Uncle
Sam should be condemned to exclusion
from the newspapers for at least ona
year.
Although this may seem to be violat
ing the constitution, which forbids cruel
and unusual forms of punishment, and
although it would be the most dreaded
form of torture to the gifted jackasses
who, a-i the j>oet says, are “pAnting red
pants” for notoriety, yet I would do it.
I’m that bloodthirsty.
If any man refuses to register, don’t
kill him, don't jerk him up and fine him;
no, such is too lenient action; but—no
—don’t stop me—l will say it—my
blood’s up and I don’t cAre how horrible
and inhuman it sounds—just don't pay
any attention to him. and he will prob
ably expire in mortal agony.
Here in an Incident that a f'hanut* man tall*
ns having occurred In a Kanaaa town. He wu
in a ticket office and watchtd the prcewdlnga.
\ man came to the win’dow arid
ask* I for a ticker to Kanaaa H—
< it' Inquiring the price I rr Mf)
Two twenty five,” Maid the ■ I jFI
Ip -jjJ
The man dug Into a well
worn pocket book and flah*d out *
a banknote for 12. It wa* all
the money he had 1
“How soon doe* thl* train
go'“ he Inquired.
“In fifteen minute*.” replied the agent.
The man hurried away Soon he win back
with three nllver dollar*, with which he bought
a ticket
Pardon my curiosity." said the ticket aeller,
“hut how did you get the money? It lan't a
loan, for I *ee you have disposed of the |2 bill."
That all right,'' aid the man “No, I didn't
borrow l». I went to ;t pawnshop and soaked th*
bill for $1 .',O. Then a* I started hack hern I
met an old acquaintance to whom ! sold th*
pawn ticker for $1 f»0. 1 then had $3. and h*
had the pawn ticket for which the $2 bill
aland* a* security.”
The cabby regarded the broken down taxi with
,i gleam of dejight,. hut did not apeak. Th*
I his machine. He turned and
m twirled it. and hanged It, and
pX// % ci.weU hut to no avail, and
Qflr ' nil Hi.* cabby poke not. Then
r Am f h* * hauffeur wiped hi* brow,
V '■ i,n, l ( he cabhv, still with fh*
gleam in in* eye, cro**ed over,
k ■< " ’Ere’” h*' exclaimed, grimly
holding on* hi* whip. " ’Era
yer are, mister: ’it ’ini with thl*:”
Mullen* looked , t his partner sharply when h*
arrived at the ofllre.
“Man alive.” he *Hid anxious
ly, “you look rotten’ What * f~ 'l*l3 *1
up- 1 /
wearily. “I was blown nt|t of
i.ed «t n’clot i- (hi morning
What Was an -«1 r j 0 ■1 1 r —*
rai I then?” H M I I
No Somebody, «Mir«e him. and
brought the baby a trumpet
yeaferday."
How To Punish Them
BY DR. FRANK CRANE
(Cop> right, 1915, b> Frank Crane)
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