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SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, 1317
There Must Re Summary
Action Toward These
Traitors In the I. VN. W,
Indications are that the I' \N. VV. has
trade its first trea ■ >n'•* app'or.im
these environ-.
Then* is nothing more urgent, more
necessary to th* icce
•hip • and the;r Inn !mg tt -
to the limit of • II
plan of the governn:* ' 1
Any tampering with our : . - f ►
industry mu t,
pic ion
Agitators of the I. W. W are Vm t
for the trouble !. 1 v. • • •
workers by the t*r* ♦ ! .k- I , *•
company *trohble that w< . ii
all soriou only f<»r th- ta- ’
closes the hand of • • ay
conspiracy against t t»o\ 1 1
Kivcr Rouge, VVayn** < mt
troit officials are • • titled
tion for their summ.tr> -t* ;■> - • -y
this organization early in tt o gam
ha s attempted to play.
Quick action was called f< r and tne
severest punishment muh' Ih 1 rufed out
to the traitor.-.
We need not and will not bo guilty • t
the high-handed methods pursued out
west toward those innocent but * ■•• *'
workers who listened to the ag.tao rs
•nd who were more -inned against t tan
•inning, hut those who are found to have
voluntarily joined in a movement *o r im
per our industrial peace and inter:ere
With production and efficiency are deserv
ing of the surest and quickest treatment
looking to their elimination from the
community and safe-keeping.
Prison terms are demanded because
prison terms will prevent the guilty from
moving on to the next community, to
menace it as Detroit, apparently, is men
aced.
This I. W. W. affair is one of our most
•erious problems of the war at home,
and must be met AT ON<'E.
It CAN be met by jailing the leaders
and branding them for ail time.
Uncle Sam cannot tolerate these fel
lows, nor should they be continued as an
affliction upon the man peacefully en
gaged in needful industry’ as his bit for
his country.
Don’t Forget That
Mothers of Sons Will
Have Something to Say
1. “Nation-wide prohibition could
never be enacted bv the votes of the
American people them -elve~
’2. “A prohibition amendment to the
constitution will become a dead letter in
all the states in which public opinion is
against it.”
3. “An amendment that ha- never
won a victory at the polls in any nation
al election, that no great party ha ever,
adopted, to which no >ucce-s’ il candi
date for the presidency was ever pledged
in the whole history of the country."
The above are from tl •*» New
York World and pretty well expre-- ‘he
arguments of those people of the "wet*
states who oppose the amendment j •
passed by the United States -• nat- by a
vote exceeding the nee -*ary two-thirds.
And that opposition, in our hum! !<• opin
ion, will have to show up somet)- ng
stronger, when the te * com*a it w 1
Os course the N* a /York Wor i
doesn't kn<>w what the v >t- and M e
American people would do..
No longer ago t ,• v>\. f • and
had to flop fr<-m t -aid •> v m
had dorr, and a fizzle as a r* rd» rot
facts must expect derision when ,in
ing the role of prophet.
But the voter- of AnTeri a have never
had a fair chance at nat * w \\ a y i
tion as the dominant i.--ue
There has long b‘en a I’m ; tion]
party, but, alway-, tin 1* ad- r- of che
greater parties have made <•? - r
dominant. This may l»e n;p< >ib!*-.
however, in the next national campaign.
The old parties may l>c • »ut of imfxirt
ant issues, and ot the -tat*‘ have be
come “dry.”
It is a pretty serious niatb , not to
•my a vicious and fatal atta > ,j.*.n <nn
theory of national <1« nioCmcy t< confess
that Jhe people* of any -tat* c u and w ill
nullify the constitution, and Ipermit
ted to do it bv the federal government.
At any rate, it is not good argument.
■gainst amendment of our plan of n,i-1
tional government at l*ehest of the gov
erned.
If we are not government w ith c >n
! <enf of and im accord with the well of
the ifovornoii <»ui * tva oi v. i*
\ v p r ihit , » i- ru a \twon
\\ T fl»i H pOUTt'il H f* 4 1 *. nXMOCtIOn
Over half • f the Am man -tates an
To the American vote have been added
clrv,
Huy f,t isands of j ng n
are tv» be in the camps with almost
i every one of their families pravir.g that
- they cannot get at liquor, and the gov
ernment is openly «i« .ng its best to grant
‘ hose prayers.
There are thousand- of voter- who
never helped vote a communi’y “dry"
but who d-' -ee a cure in a constitutional
Thi* i- the condition, and n- reader,
“wet" er “dry,” can blind himself to it.
With what other ;.-sue, what other
] broom will any party, great or small,
sweep back this ocean of sentiment?
j No. un!e>> there he mighty,, and
| wonderful changes. John Barleycorn is
gomg into th- dock as the greatest of
] national malefactors. -tripped of hi- dis
guise as a rather sociable, rather excus
able. rather profitable fellow who at
I w’orst merely j ;cks a pocket here and
! ‘here.
From Another Point of View
By C. T. S.
Fines of a dollar per mile in excess of j
‘ • \
Heston. \\ e can think of only one plan
that would be ■ ett**r than that for keep-1
mg down speed, which would he to pay i
autoi-ts one dollar per mile under the
-peed limit.
• • •
-firm- • :rre« ha - .- char|p'd'
There's Henry Rp< *n
We u*»-1 *0 <a : h-r. Hank"
•V r.*>n from th~ ■»prinft ;n •*w;rr.!u;r.ir f irr<*
l’pen our drank i
Ands P»-d hi- cloth* l .* n rr.ol.«** knot*
In rh*- da;,* > f * «vr raw
When cifurettes rs r.p- rr « ;k •»
W’*» <•-.'} hc*Dv»-en our t**eth
vrv ~ *-•*!.*' - •- I • rz* how 7,
Th*' rr* n. h- rr.* n r.*-*-- r**'
Ar*- ”"av*-lirff on » and ff'rer.” pan *
Than Hark ’ ar. l rr.* dM
Sinr* he> • ** r - r* f r •*.< cau--'
Th**>’r» **-"lir.j: o\*»--*-a«
And I fr,r*e. and rali h rr Hank "
And he ***•« “General p. "
• * v
*
of stea.ing a .-et of r attendguilty a
_u u ... J
m 9 m
MEVOPV TEST
Oe * h at da'.* and and Sen-e*.a r / e* Sa*y
Da- e t app l / *o r *- e —he-?- p - Sa,/
League ?
• * •
In his figh‘ with the coal bar<*r.- f Pro-i
--•*en* f y j,j havf> tr. o f ♦•?*•* * r>£
pasycnoiojricai temjk.*ruturos.
9 9 9
ONE YEAR AGO today
p f Da r y : * On? We r C
and Rm Mv u • Co^t^me r
A :. JN iJ* * +r- ~ f*
V rf .l* |r rj rri r <r • / .■. rr>u, *» P•* '
Phy ’ll- 'a -bes f/7 ><T-o-t f rther on the!
sub.ec f r> f “C * ■.• :• ** Sr p-• v;r#-• •“I
ct Uturui rv Ti f» r »# «;,t ](>*; u* thf* cor-!
ni . v (,f |j vor ', r i \\ 'is ► incr*on-nvi*
like Monday.” .*
9 9 9
|f > k
9 9 9
A Detroit w ife 1- -uing »*-r husband
lor divorce and allege- that he gre.v
tired of putting the question: “What kept
you out so late?” Ibr husband, by the
9 9 9
Wh*it has lwon « the olH^fa^hioriKj
t»|i nt of it
• • •
F an-'Outpe.icHen
•‘Fault the boss.* 9
9 9 9
•Fever forge an excuse on the teacher? 1
DETROIT TIMES
The Related Rrideffroom.
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--- \-\ *^VUCATb» i - V .
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1:
' J£' '( v j
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Th 1 s department s -a "ta "ed to •►•ed the ujht es truth on the
ope a*. o-$ c* t-e ad»?'t s fa«er, the quack a-'d i* "and *"■ It
ac.:;- ette-• r e at -g ftce- trcei th adve-ti*e r » Arno ha I **
be*'* u'-'a ■ * t-ei' assent o'** or p*orr* se*—a*o K ave rn i ed or
duped the -ead -g cud >c. it a pa* proper recognit o* to ►ore*! ad*e' - -
t *e-« D »rcrfs‘. ad.e't *e * a»*o r-ay be in The T —ft a not te
»oa-fd a p- n* e*.te r » dee'—ed c* pubi‘C nte-f*t Aq» c* aIIa *o
ce g vf* to n.ejto'* Or;» * g-iec ftte-». g* ng tne ate- * rant and
ado-f»s ace con* an d Nar-ts a bf p- "ted or a tnheld a*
A 3a -e*», Tn e Ao VUrror T*e T me*. Detrct. Mich.
V : nr. *' and. •s'h'f-.; .-hamp w ; *h v *> n ’ e-ir and for a
v*n • r:*! .r.c -• -a - T M-- IP au'v T k in T u - T *tr •:» N* * *
\ P.* i.- ,r • • •(• , ..tj W;,. t ~j ,*r> ;< tq go to Th<* dr’ic
*'or«* I s'uff ami a par,v.tg. f car.’hrci * I »*th a small "r")
i. * -i . r: . - • » ■ • . • i* < * -1..D11 juv a
r*i!*d a 1 fo* i »:;• r v a- >o; will notice if you look a* the very la«' word
H- v - • : - H r-. •• VV W Vv. » Ay . f I'.tr.-h- r in h:* Book of
F- \ * - 1 i-aK -c *oda. A m'.xv.ire 'ha f would dry ou'
♦h*- na'ural os -and prpbabiy b» injurs* f cor.'.nua.ly used.
t- i*. ; ■' ari*e, •.*> “b* auty - r.to such de'ai.s
A Word a Day Will Boost Your Pay
BV THE REV CHARLES STELZLE
W'• f r, - - • r.
.arsr*;\ by ‘h** anjj'iaß*'
»'** u*e
Th** averajc** r-.ar. real'? kr.nw-
Jus f abou' .'ivO word* '; * *t'*r\' of
fcl* rv*rvday worklna !ar,r iaae —
o■' rs a ;»o<**:h|»* -o • > word- in
I' - ompara’: v»- *a-v s?**
word* rnrT**i\y I' 1- rr**r**;y 4
ti • ' 'ryina to nd** r -rand
and * ben «* and toe-other, Anybody
p> • w i * -y* —-?r * x p
If *' •• av*-ra** rna- leam r d j .«'
i
Pointed Paragraphs
- —■
T* * - r ?•> a i .♦ to n. *k.a
* man *con<Jß ;** a- th* Jack of
mnn*>
!• ••v r * a r . rr trftt an *o -ohtjrn
•n formation wi*ho-a a»k:nc
f !on*«
f* . r.r • r»*r to v ,iv»> on«- hand
<>r, a .<•'• n • *• than .<<•}-, rr* y on a
foreign mi a - on
Th»* • ,<■<•-> of a f v .’tr 'y haraar
A* :** t« «;j • v —a r •' h ’ ■ "fi
u i«» r . nd *»a • ny.
I »*, r. e 1 r ./-'v « aiv onongh
.. - * jov«r‘ »hat rnmr
hard on • •* ii- *
\ . i ■ - ,v * prop*r vrri*-
•o r- ,; ' • fr • l* wh*n th r doc i*
cjiairud
M«-n a-o ;i!'; *mbarra- •**■ '
* - - ■ ■ • « .’K‘-r • i
y O- o f h« n» -*
>*».r i v , »r< ■. b.■> v 'fin*'
*r» pr< t . «i trrr *ha* fh*y
»*wt t ' r < f-.r anythin*
>l»»iM*n Had No Terrors
ft
A r ' . *•' * >. r .«•. I *iv<
•ha* • voir fi*h<r, Tommy"
I *
)’ [M.ts >«• ’o * him r* •»' hit x for
■ rat •. .
Hirds and Itird-i
t
Pok • ' -c -h ' W’i ! | fad
v * ’ i • . :{ ;♦ r i • rt.s’if.' and
»'• rnnyb* « ui ant nn
Juttiitv I
Th ? Ad-Mirror
And Advice to In\e-tors
|T T*e T nne* Prints It, The T '**e» Believe* tt
■ ■ f ■ J r **
<-* • • * -i *. have rarely, if ever.
;.*>• i *-'• ■ < you were not rure
.’.V ‘ . r ■ -.nee 1* find out #»
I a--*.y ' • i- .* mean* an,i how j* i«
or rs< • and . ron*ulttne a eo*.d
i! o• • r r_. ar. and ‘hen u a ** It a« oft*-n
* - y< ! 'h* day - until
■ - '0 ?er 1* 0;' r * yo-;r
” ■ J .* ee't'nc red in the
V-T r n • - rn* there W ! 'l he in
*- <t ' -d until 1' i- arfiai
■>' ;r *•* And wha* Increased
i'-' J ave as a eonversafion
a‘ - * ou ?•-•* a het'er Jr-b
' 1 : ' '*her doors
\ if* •- • r ;r will be worth while
’ ,c ' v |t m* lil uneons* lously
If - 1 • rrea'er arpr^na'lon
f * r • ;*!na* of !;f*
rif the Mouth a of Babes
'■* »*.• air*d four, who »a*
* r < balloon asrenalon. sud
■ ■ mod 'Mamma, I
*' r.k 'he [<nrd would lik*
1 ‘ * an come jp tij h* a, en
' .’*•*l five, h'vlna been
v sister had sr
' • • ‘ iven, marched into'he
o ' • ’Now V!; ita V.
.t h» aven. f r*- vr, ,
r«d a four ve»rold
all o - rn,< i■ •'
-on." * 1 - • • •* — r ,i
■tr r whi-x br*<-m on me
I he Old (»arden**r Says
•e a*.erare an.a** .r
and ■* * rio*
'. 'ead of puillnir j{,
'he riK ‘ * new
' . r»e thrown out in a
l r is a ff*>od plan to
r.'a* lir *• i»h 'he
•aves * an be used m
<lt ho they are *‘p*-
•Me for *rowjn« to
mily fl*»rk of h* ri-- 1?
••• . -baa*- t.* A’ -th'-T* 1 '
' 'lb K I* 'Ski he *■. “*■
*b*m over until they
’ * ' * « «round on on* .ide in
To* r '•» break tfitll* **f the
- •- a* 1 thus Interfere w, r h
tt ‘lr r*j id growth
l»v Webster.
The Keep Well
Column
E*H A t S T I ON !
( X - 9
*trok> I* .*■ r\ A r t>\ r;, v
THft ts, ,‘n ,» » . • j, u
H*a uimn tr m n
*
To *i v* % sunvrok* vV*.on a h< *
:
\:L:L:v‘ ! ih' rT : £;
j **hau*Mon :r« rail , a* ’* ••
pall end Os H prolong and heat wav-
I I>ai:ndr**«, r aru-men* en
! g;ne ;■» n } -tyffv >\ rh**A• fl
| ~#** , ~ . .. j .. ( ■ t . , ~ ,\k (1 .
i a .■*un*’f.-ke t* i* ere
of shock o: fiMar -*■> ini 'hr *r• a '
I mrnr n*ed* iI • thr »n,r
j Th- pa* .ui r rt OcralK « re«Me>-«
! »ni anuou* a,* v o d* ri'im •i a’
jhr pr* <rn* 'r» ; . *;. ri* --• rn.nl j«
i ap' to hr pr.t tir a Iv normal
I A dor*nr should 1* r;»? 1 r*/l a* r>nce
..... .
j or avoid
Health Qjrtr o' - *
I hr.<x »n ’1“ II r -i a ’
i f*r« from nn.u r. tr i!U K ! r;i -e
I . -nrr- ' ini 1 1 ’•• •l• r« *
> * • ■
ri n i
What the Whole Kamil> H id
>'Y,:7 V;: \ lt y> 1 \, r .
I »>- hud 1 1 "<»• I • VVI
**l+ on,
1 •% * Y ’• Hr! f ’ f* ; * ■> r
' Hr*'’r r ‘* * a i b#**j
•*; r . # u 1 •/1 > ~ , , f , r
lU*hinH In Her Work
»f 'iii? for ' if ol#fl*T- 1
4 1 f, f ji k
I X
\ppropr i;tf ini; a Hiram
•'And »h*t did | ph. queried
' hrra’hlrunly I!*< •
Psychology
m ti \m*i\i.iii\ iimiii
r Aul t f 1 r - II.,1.11(1 of I'crinn*
•'*> ii U>k \ mul
I’amithfoil *• .to
M i 'h.*n once I h:n« bn n -ur
'*l h y thr attitude of Ct rIK n
aw i ii;rl ludK»*s, w hru fhr* subject
ot p->. h<>toK> wa» menttonr.l
!!; ;r tn. t'.it'ii.if i\»-!\ -p» Ak
in.;. promptly took an upward t|]t
' *»' > if .lly in.liff. nnf or
• o u!> ««>n eiuptuou*'. In . ffeot, their
. n: tn« nf wa>
I>f not hp. ak to UM of pnv»hol
' i' 1- i “Ctr-noe of n.t praiMt-al
r.'tMlnly th«'re ran ho no Jtia
. oil lor l.iftKlllft it into th*»
S ' .m-'vos. Jot nir tell thrni
• at., w .-. r in own ron
< 'ln in arttia!:*> N'ot ~nl\ i>
•• i- n* for bring u«ei for vourt
> * 'r >» ■ that, 1 venturr to
” .
j• • *‘*3 1 • • ti* •' 4 in jiv *^
In of . this \ roiliotlon 1
n« • ! ■ . f.• < "i* •» rhsnr I
.w ; t • ,1. . . ♦ y , r l|l|#l . ;
y \ rm» !\ tb» » ■ l *.itnr»l thaf :
l.n\S.* M; *n T •f; \ ?>•’! ►•*.T |,*n wor® 1
hiefly s o ,v * t\ vow an*l th.'it
t» f #*\ * **\ % .»*• . n p . r *4,V» nf
criru* thrr- *■ Vo*.’<! h* i **p^cirto
t t * • r* * ; • > « er*i\ m V\ m « >r
|I. «• \ » v, t# „ ni tfi) mit *
T> »■ I : 9 ! * ;; •: w ,i>
.V was rn.’r.b i w nf pass !
♦ ml. :*> 'he » ■ * n f f • tinvjetton of
oris n N-rm ;r» - • .b# vi for his of
Ther^.iff tv #.a *«. tgp oon ■
• % orni*d with tho crlratnal no* at all. I
,'pnv l (.‘ M in Tt »* ’» ,\’r* ha*l \lono
V. 4 , , ■ r t f \ » f , 1 .. ► I
* * • *** * * * » *n
<ny n- ‘*her i 4 r:;n:«hroen # j
Ur t v p** • ' hi- - r v..f. if ho la so be
I. . . i. V, < ( | 4 i l•.
’ f •wo 9 .*.j ass cor.
-• • ,M, O K.l'l t . • . #• r
W■ • •- » •r; 1 •: . V « , '
* v*.!pn ** bp w;;j k ( vo * far.i' ar !
, # y. t f .. .*. n. n r<.rll * 1 v a »v .i I
V ’ * k .:> ; will have * !
•**’;*ly p'*yoh’Ojogv, f r.p nr> i nc <l shlrh i
l»* prmir • ntly with tho t>e
\\ j "-*vc] - •* o?v can <lo more for !
• #v r. **- -• them in dectdinr
I*4 *4) ;*P # A*• r* <4 Ih 11 *t V’ iiT *
?he wja.-st <f ,m* of with
The-** -a r* v holory no* o #
• ► r :> p P• ,♦ *•. 9 *}; o !AW*— r •
:,!« *• *h- w <*+n
TANARUS;; A ■ : ! -v . . hiruself
:* v *r**able ’ # r .»ir. # s o'.* Pro f
Hi: -3 fire.*** in hta rrimlnal P^y.
. h '*cy * *!hA‘ hero ami ;i
yrk:* secret d* 6 in boring all con
ntor^f•-ng in"thf*mju*lvi*- The as.*
only in s#* tn? the **nd of f hc mat
• TVc <\ 00 > rcnee v #»*-c t« no*
**T V •* U f ter m’is* in rvi-rr single
ho id and f raircrl an# w to In
educational #\ ; #»r .r, y *>» #*
I rhAin? 1 ar*r>lv i f *o th r ir special
j-ne.-do They -aktn fn<l i* imply worth
• |,,n hr;, n f \ a *hn rhrfu! readtrn
,-,f t» ro f firo«''4 really mnnurnenfal
Anniversaries
t»»t»\\ « \>\ l \ 111 *\ft 1 *'.*
I I r o I 4 • I ? #} • hsn'j**
t r. <f ♦ J *V#k /*Spf,lir
nu: \l (II \ r.o TOPO I'l TltF
\( \ II
r .• <. . > f n
• . ... nv*.
■ , rti*> rr .ti♦
ion n- mu rim » > *
* H f, !. f <t n r T
It«ar Vr.r T* .m..» >
It • • f- r 'h*- b< -I. pr« p re for *he
wor-rl, and *nke w has eornPa.
HT carrier ta Detroit. A rente n week; else
where, 10 rente a w*-# k Ily mail, fit a
yVar. ‘ all Mein Knter«>d at tl.ed'oet
ortlce In Detroit as secondda»M mall matter.
Ir j
What to l ake on Motor Trip
BY DR. FRANK CRANE
(Copvrlght, 1915. by Frank Crane)
Tlu* tir-1 tliin>i y< u want to do when
Kcttiii): toady far a motor trip is to take*
l.va ’> motto, |x>li>h it up, and
pack it care fully m your old kit h;t)T right
whtTf you can liud it when you need it.
tnot when you wijnt it. lou ll need it
lot> of times you don't want it.) That
motto is:
“I don’t rare.”
Hecause if you’re k olil K to care you’d
hotter stay home.
When you’ve everything ready to start
and are planning to get away bright and
early, while the dew is on the fcowan, and
•ill that sort of thing, and there’s no
traffic, so that you can let her out a
little and see if she will make that fifty
miles an In ur ea>\ as the automobi •
salesman said she would (she. of course,
referring to the mass of machinery in
which you have invested more than you
should), and then ilcnevieve doesn’t turn
up ter an hour, and keeps everybody
waiting, just because she had the Blue
Book, and lost it, of course, and finally
found it over to Kva’s. where she left
it when she went there to see if Kva had
a veil she could spare (left it lying right
on ti e telephone table in the dining
room, of all places!), and then some
thing else happens, and something else,
until you don't get away till noon, why,
just lean 1 ark laugh, and say out
loud:
“I don’t care.”
Because that - really the only way to
enjoy your trip. When you travel you
want to look for *he unexpected. That’s
what you travel for. You get enough
of the expected at the office.
.Tii-t be happy. Whatever comes to
pass make a joke of it.
Suppose the kicker in the party con
ceives and expresses a violent dislike to
your twelve-cylinder Bohunkus car. and
keep- telling you how much better the
l.itz-I Mavolo is—say
”1 don’t care.”
And suppose you and" break a spring
and have to wait four hour- while anew
one is h.dng put m. or there's a leak in
the gaso ne tuß*. or something gets the
fnattor with the carburetor, or the wrist
pins, < r the petco k, or the tire, or the
I Brake, or the j^whillykus fails to eatfh
Lin the thingumbob, so that you have to
I >ta> 1 df a day in the >vvift village of
' f’< dunk, wh* n you wanted to reach Bos
ton (>r \\ .nmpeg or Asheville or some
i other seaport that night, to meet the
Perkinses, w - hv. smile, con.-arn you!
i -mile, and say:
“I don’t care ”
Bo this. And no matter what hajv
' pens, or fails to happen, no matter about
the weather, no matter what mischief
the fates contrive, no matter what out
iandish disorders may develop in the
vv " l> - ~ under the hood, and no- matter
how cantankerous any members of the
party Income, you’ll have a good time.
l or the one ?ind only panacea, vnde
merum, and sine non, to take along
on a motor trip is
‘‘l don’t care.’*
Laugh With Us
The iMjrlv t .;, ■ pi. i.«ur»* ;~t
i off f■ in tr< [( ■ vchni n nm-it fen-in
I man ' ’» ‘*rnp j.loriK. fiouri-hinn hi( stick,
, ac<l *e ou’ine exclo-lly
S’..p I'm h« r I'vk 1 r ;~'.T |
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i *,,| ■* » diC to | * i >• A* f*. i
i 11 •* ■ o -I K t fit ’&*. sT!
•h<r. were v f. . p WZ I
V; H
j ’ . near* (je< k rand wjjifd his Atcam-
The « .••P'«ln V t 1 f ed, hi- eves « annl'iK the
How le-'ir ar.* »l -v ('> : .■ to ! • he ,1 le'l.
'AVh.re |, your party 70
rhe heat. I k* Htlernsn 1o« k> 1 up in rrtlld sur
I prise nr ." h* aid "I ni the party. |'m ♦>*.
1 relay, sir"’
’
»>!rr alt hlr Mo.ju.fr. (1,, s«W
| man bad h‘ »'n and •[.! »' h. o t*. .the ln/tv
' no.im* r, fite# n, purple ~nd
"T P nk c. p et. ii iT-lin nn«l riofh
l &
J \ It.eri h. hroiiftht .mother roll
P ' of Ts, • .1 r, ■ ■. hhe•. • r„.
i hit,. f;i-* Jind unshrinK
I .-'hie, ruar no ed v ,im*. like . r j*nd mals*
|up spl' fi'lidly. M;oNrn. t| i- pie.. of . loth apeak*
Then,' Ir '.minted the fed up -'Udr.in.-r. "-up.
p.i«e y<*u k* • p .pjlet fi.r a inoin* n and kiv** |t n
ehano*’"
A p'- o- lrdv v, a.-nt to Join her Whimd
:of the place h« t ( .| the repu!;. J r ~~a
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