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THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 1917 [/k Great Victory for Goal Consumers; Greater One for the Miners Fin<t. wo want to have n voice in the three cheers that are being sounded over the country at this hour for President Wilson, for the way he ha> taken the coal price hull by the horns and jiu- Jfttsued the beast into a harmless posi tion in a far fence corner The president has, indeed, made war .* bit easier to take and many ate! "W wi! Btep off to it with a much letter hear’ in the thin# he i- upp< -e ! to do. Washington advice.' are * '.at a prel:’ of 70 cents (20 cents to the vvh lesaler and 50 cents to the retailer) s all the government intends to allow, -o t: > profit, added to the mine price plus c of transportation, will ri r< ’ t w: -it coal will cost'in Detroit. Anticipating the further go\, mm< nt action, fixing the retail sci *ue price dropi>ed yesterday in ( hicago m $1 to $1.50 per ton. The best of it is, the president -•> vinced that nobody is to sutler. The rest of us know that a whole lot of us are going to be benefited. However, we hear some protest raised and this protest calls our attenti n to a thing the president put over that is u v as important in a way as the reduction in the price of coal. For many, many years men have been engaged, far down in the earth in • most hazardous pursuit of digging out coal. Now and then a mine ha- caved in or gas has exploded, and we have been made acquainted with the fact that these men have families to support, children to feed and buy clothes and shoes for. We know they have families to look after because we have seen these fami lies standing ai>out the mines as they have brought out the dead bodies, eagerly waiting and hoping that the hus band and father will show up alive. Time after time, we have come aero'* newspaper accounts of many lives lost in our mine disasters, and have said to ourselves, “That was the ri«k they took* 9 ’ Then we forgot all about it. President Wilson has suddenly aroused an interest in our miners that these miners never had before. And the striking feature in connection with the fact of this interest is that it eomes from the very ones who first should have considered these workers but who never did so. “These lower coal prices will work a hardship to the miners,” we read in con nection with the announcement frm Washington of the war schedules. And we read, also, that there is dan ger of strikes by the miners. We w'on’t worry. The government will see that the miners remain at their jobs at fair pay. That stuff is inspired by the very in terests who have denied the miner a wage commensurate with his needs and the risks he runs in his occupation; by the very men who have kept the miner* down; by men whose greed and whose SLAVE-DRIVING have constituted THE hardship with which the miner ha- had to contend. These interests do not care about the welfare of the miners today any more than they did a year ago. They have in mind, just as they al ways had in mind, their own unreason able profits. But they have served to call the at tention of the American people to th» man who is entitled to the first and most consideration in the matter of coal prices, that man being the man who mines it; who takes all the ri'k-; who does all the work ; who has all to 1< s< and nothing to gain. And having been reminded, maybe we will keep the miner in mind and see that he fares better after the war Here Are Some Facts Which the Public Should Know and Keep In Mind Here are some facts that ought to he known in connection with the attacks of Col, Robert M. Thompson, president of the Nftvy League, on Secretary of the Navy Daniels: Colonel Thompson is chairman of the board of directors of the International Nickel Cos. The cost of nickel ig more than half the cost of armor plate and enters large ly into many kinds of munitions used by "the navy. : Some of the directors of the Interna tional Nickel Cos. are directors and large Stockholders in munitions plants, steel companies, and other concerns interested in war contracts. Xhare arev fur example. Ambrose Monel] and W. L. Corey of the Midvale Steel Cos., makers of project.les and other munitions; K. C. Converse of l mted States Steel and Inspiration Copper; William Nelson Cromwell, one of the organizers of l nited States Steel, and C harles Hayden of the l tah Copper Cos. Thompson himself is a d*rector of the Oxford Copper Cos. All these directors of International Nickel have been hard hit on their pock etbook nerve by Secretary Hamels' low price policy. Hamels has hammered down the price t.f armor-plate and projectiles to a point where !hen. are no ni< re exorbitant profits, only .. fair margin. He has cut the price of copper to the navy half in twas o mpa red with the i-e” ■ He ha- insisted on getting steel at c< >t plus a fmr profit, '.ess than half what •}u -tee! c >m; arue, have been shaking the aides and the public. In other w rds. Secretary* Hamels has /■.. reed 4 ’ >ne] Thompson and his fellow r, •* f !’■ tertiati ma! Nickei Cos. and his a— vdates in the Navy League to give up millions of dollars of war profits. Nat ly ' ev are s-re: naturally 'hey w<-»uid ’:ke '• discredit Daniels : nat* [ urally they wo.il i like to see him resign. That i a;' there i< to the attacks of the Navy League on Secretary Daniels Sand his administration of the navy de partment. and the public ought to keep i -his in mind whenever t’olor.el Thomp son starts r s .f * - r-t-ri'-tiic campaign.'. A “Bit” Women of America May Be Called I pon To Do Recently the Garment Makers’ asso ciation suggested American women would greatly sene the success of the war if they would decide not to wear mourning for any relative or friend who (dies during its duration. Travelers from France all speak of the depression caused by the universal mourning w*m by the women. The psychological influence of madness is heightened by the yards and yards of somber black and swathing veils of j crepe, in which the sorrowing sweet hear tad wives sad - nothdl have draped themselves. The wearing of mourning is more or less an edict of fashion anyway. It is one of the barbarous customs that ha.-? lingered from the unhappy lot of the child widows of India. One’s grief may be poignant and sin cere but that is do reason why one i should inflict it on other* who might be happy even when we are sad. This year brilliant colors have been worn more than usual by women, young and old. and if this war still persists why may not our women do their hit by flaunting the red badge of courage in stead of wearing the rusty insanitary : crepe that has long been considered the insignia of woe? From Another Point of View By C. T. S. j One of th»* prospective juror- examin jed in the Kloka case VV»*dne-day never 1 heard of Kloka. never heard of his short 'age and never heard of the county build 'ing. We nominate him for county auditor. • * 9 MEMORY test In what and and C. e/e cave a ba club ? • • • Did you notice the name of trie new disinfectant for water, “Parasulphondich lloraminol>enzoic.” We’d be satisfied if we [could get a stream with that much force [for the front lawn. a a a ONE YEAR AGO TODAY (Fr©p~ the D a~y c # Our C't ren and Lorg R»» dert Mr. Ultimate Corn^r-e- > \UKU«* Notified r,f *nr-«**«/. - rt a* r f pie M*k« r,v*-.»!»*• 'r. Find increase ■ a* ur.f.’ f'-r • rii-.E purp^*/- • m • “Take me or take death, he said. but. instead. I Uy.k the pistol." Her own de ■ -rription 1 .r-’orf- IV < .fustier* He-ton of | how Miss Evelyn Lake of Witt-st. out witted Her.ry Witt, of Witt- t. To V explicit, Witt’* ;tddre- i- follow -: 2 Witt. a • a CY .of Be r.'l< r t n *.►.* W or. .! it *rjp And tkrfA'i -4 I fo r.amw- Hr brs» ’he Te> - 1 many r 'rr.; ‘Twa» hard on < hies *o *t> r- We're K'nd to the old bo. win- We r* vrr * » re before a a a I The I nited State i engaged just row jin pitting a s72,ofH),o<>o tax on th<* rich. Nothing for us to worry aU>ut, therefore, [until tomorrow. • • • Famouapeachel. “You’ll find tbla cantaloup* nice and ripe.** • a a t'nlted S'ataa fear* prun* famine - • New* item We regret to announce that upon this I occasion we are not with the country. DETROIT TIMES A U.S. Soldier Goins: Over the Top With All the Thines Friends Have Given Him.—l>y Webster. ' _L v £j\" M Hi g T Kir ' ” I '"" ‘ I c f tf ' {Zof+rypn, *917, Vy H T SVXwftw ) X This DEPAR t vest « r**a ~ta>cd to shed the ght of truth on the ope*at an* of tne advent sing fa»e r , the quack a"d i* "O er we comes letter* •eiati"g e»per ence* with advertise-s who *ave been unfair in them mcdiort cr p'lmiiej —<*>*o ha.e rn s'ed or duped the nead **g public it w I pay p-oce- ‘•ecog” tor to honest adver tiser* 0 sronest who may be found m ‘ rK e T mes w i -ot be spa-ed It ai!; p- nt etters deemed of pubi c int« r est. Advlca wII alto oe giver to Or y signed iette r s, giving tne writer’s rarre and add'ess wjll De considered. Names will be pr.rted or w thheld as preferred. Address, Tre Ad-Mirror, The Times. Detroit, Mich. • Organica T l>r. of a Be**#>r Business Bur»au, an. Ins'; *titioti fostered hv •he national rig.lance nor* .mt*tee of *he Ad v*»rti*lnic flubs r ‘s *he World, v» 1 1i tK- con-idered by the Adoraf* club of Detroit In the n*a.r future The bureau in essentially a lr«“.sl vigilance crriniltiee and Its purpose broadly -'H’ed, s 'to create suie i-t. put . rcr.Cdence by making a advnr* *;ng trustworthy “ Bureau? &r>* r.ow r operation in I'hlcaico. f'leve *nd. I >-s Moines Ir i!anapoi> Kansas « , Milwaukee, Portlar.il, St, l.< : • F’hul and Sjx- - ir* WorkT.g \~ *• oiij~* f ion with adverMsef* •ho r. ( ws paper* ar.d wi*h public official* ’h* accomplished r» 'il result? In some • a*c- the bureau js < per • *••«! h> a vigilance committee of rhe local advertising flub - in *her- ;* an incorporated body for. trolled by a board of dir* • rs eiected ir. th* -**eular way Any business house or individual .-.•er* *cd in -;»»ar b':*:r*-« e*hlre rrav participa’e .r rhe service f ’he bureau b*. p.v-::g *h*- proper -ibacrlpflon price for *be 4g-ry jr r- Adcr'-.f’ r’ ;b M- *ida * i r. •* -. "re for some time, and if \ bureau is r rgav.t* -1 here •• wil’ i der the direction of this romr. "• n A r- ire* : g • « r :<~h further :n ’he way of protecting the pub; dga:n«* f'l.iul*- - adver*i- r.g 'io n*t vigilance committee, and wh*"-r. properiy cot iuett 1 a«-r • * * r<- i-e public conflder.ee in ad ver is r. g M r her* of the Adcraf* chib are r°T r'nr copies of a booklet Jus* .».• led bv ’he national v *. iso commit'ce <• ;• intng the fnndamen’als of •he work of »p.> Better Bu-.r- - Bureau ar.d gtv ng concrete examples of its se-v-i « n fitper < ‘ties .Sonne of it f.r • ’ r. < and benefits are seated brief;. a s follow*: The .-'■*'l v'! #r*<" or* * • .• r rw^)ts<•!ncr false state, mer•» ■! 1 *»ii*r»'a! n * *’• * <• r • %■ ■* fherferm« .f*eliing ntala accuracj and !:*!»’ ' • .n .t * »Iv»e » n* • f ' -*• • .;»*** operat'on* r * * vr (-* Tj.r • n*•,• * fnK»* »yi ' **. *t> *»- j *i-- -<• -• nahl« type* <>f Nusloe^* -ern «••» .•■ rnr .nla*f>i m.»t| - ty ». • *r.<) • - • rw-• < ir n pen d ■ ' e . .j *■ »!-.*• * i»r any •• ther sales i*r •- " r r "’so* r ■n< T*f a- • hy the bureau will he "; i " j Iv»r »er f r • h~re «-ich course i* ad • * w ***a i-«r” '• it r *■-"* * their •c-ur'-e which if • 'i<*n'-* ,n aiJve'tli nm in* • ' - r>. men- * a -■- • < fr m srralsrht-f rward and beiievat .* ad-»r - «*r*n’> The Keep Weil Column HURRY Htir-v wr nr tj-jgg i:k< •vorr> H»;rr* ;» 6** triK # r 4 f ;r: if >v?i ori and ainar* ! t r . n f . V.inrv V - - • j . r b’-h ' rnt .i' and phw. j * ■ n*rr>| arid a lU’tnhar of varleM' rs narrow- l .f, l( irr« rnav result f r r, r' t « , •'».,» f • r. f a (| a| f f | Hurry fwirc* ?h* 1 P • it a v v«h tin\f than would b \ho- e r»ti /Jon* hi;r-'. a* "our It i:\ *h« n.nrr mp, |v > A't have • -nl/> \ i cv. :•;r:jr«•« in a*i* *S to anafc/i u foreroL*»h# u*ual ».r*akfa t »hi*h careful ma tlcatioh, Inr’cnd. takf a /li, « nt milk'fir break a couple of 'nt cire« (pto r» ,c..p of ml*k Tt.' S'* yr.u n : i> rw..| bw quPkljr -.nd ih«y v ill and im-* *a°.l> wlthoii* r'a'jflng ih* b< 1> ’> become ov. rbafttadA Ibe c>ateiu cwu btaod an lui , T A e Ad-Mirror And Advice to Inve>tors If The Time* Print* It, The Time* BeMeve* It t<• A- ' ;n* of phyafcal w»ar an ! */ar fr labor # or an Ind f, finlf<' > . in." even under adv*-r r * nri:t(or . bu' 1 T canr.o \ r r.y ‘ nnd th* wear and tear r* i hurry . • >.a’her hire plenty of *x t a!*-' in vour work Hut and • • 't up all your or*TKy fu*' r *■ airs' tl*r.c hv hurryinr Ir - wca'!i»r fh<* w»<- r;nr av early. P.y to dolnsr Y • • r* don*, and In *hc cool r.* • ■ t wi ,^lOu, nc«d of hurra I Ink • - 0 j-%« ora Anawared ’■fan you t#?l in* * • *f j - Tcrav{v«* per"; - ration’ In ' • "»• r ■ daily At hor * I per r - frr-f-ty I K*t wet alrro*-' r ,t n tr, r / wal* • line “ p y »o bed a* niEht take , I arm lath, tf.en «pon*:< vr-.r ■ - odr with A *’ronr »o! ; ; > r, * m powder < r-e lb* p«T*plmt loti I R ’ « |rh a atearate of zinc. Pointed Paragraphs <• ’*k. often Adulterated with " T •, n »hn earn* the mon» •• th» one \* h" K' ’« F*c r* i ,i. » «om»n t r |j r be j'"!. *- *,ej |a Afraid of forgetting |vt r . \ j * P f./’tar to be Judged by your Appearance than by your disappear Put • 1 • » the people who do j ' k ' y p « i■ a -< #*rn to cet ~lontt -♦bout «ell as those who are | ».trying to yleaae others. Anniversaries . _J TODU 'o !?0< Ed n; Mrd .Ifnnirji b*<'*tn« *ov * rnr ■ f V »r<c in la. -.4 p • *.l • - * tb# f F r'»•: k ' n .aft r»»r I TtH' ' > • • \ * H<■ 1• t forty. b*r> of th» v *’ • if ’ « :•> . o. 1 • « • i I . f • • ! > ! ii- rn n Hh !<* *d '< n »*.#- v« »•-..-n of th» i» itt + t r ■ c• n * • V. it r. 4 ' r■‘ -a ’a n*• ta. *t I; '<• lr ' f »•" .>• 1« '! 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K»w T rk t«nK»r, v»i*i «i-f Vo.! ■, r»**: r Mr. M v - • r a« tr. .1 «ur«.r <<f * . >m r» * cnmmiMlon, • .rn !n I'tiuadelph 1 f y*ara 1 * ■!..> ruv Allan, fadara) -•atti*. w;, -a* ’-on ruftln* a rurb W W. t.. rn’ in Er’lV Ku. 13 year* a* • today Hi*h> p A ban'll**-. of ty* M xr ' v r.outitv, i. a . * )*h’a ac * .-lav •Jam** ft t:.» ***•*«• n* mayor of ■Mn K nr.' ' f rr, n «n I'ran fla'-o *fl \ •• 4 ■ 1 ~t J;i fnj»» j.r, J ft•; 14*;! roprr r. nf all v* !n ennar* ■ f »* * i irti »t -r, M .* »r diatr • o n•. »r.-- >• n V *' • v'*r« »t" t and . Not So I.ttud "I rouldn’* »orv<* a* J iror, Judfr nno look «*. that f<H*r convlno* tno ho'» rutl*\ " 1 ,-vs ' ’! y tf‘ attorney fnr *h»* = »at* " F'a. a *inir Show. Weary BY BERTON BRALEY It's a pretty g*H>/l sort of a world Hut I'm sick of on** place in it, Aral I'm oil iik** the du t that is swirled To »*ek for more space in it; To w;«n'l**i the east and thr* west of it, T*i know all th** wor.-1. and the best of it. ft’s a wondr rful worM and there's so much to .s»*o of it So much that’s novel and strange, That I want to know all there may be of it; I want to be footloos** to range. The near and the far and the whole of it. Till maybe, in time I shall get, ■ A hm* of the mystical soul of it. But now row it's time to move on, For the avor of this place is gone Aid try heart is athrob and afret For ‘h«* road like a ribt>on ynfurle/l, lt'* a nretty gr>od sort r>f a world ■ A Storv for Parents / • ' - T~ in ii nniTR Author f !•»<■• RwMIo of IVrion* ait' 'l*- > h 'logy and l\n til iv 0.1." *to. from lh#» ra-«c record-* of *»n timnenl neurologist, t* a lit tit* !*tor> of particular Intercut to par *'U'> ! tell it in the hop*' that it max help mu' some boys and Kiri* of from future nervous m I' is the sti<r> of a man of <O. «bo h,».1 for >* i- suffered from it >• i> ■■v- th.it tncluii* «i anion* its symp'otna b"< of appetite, nausea. . o . - t rim, ti ■ pains Me had lon* < n »! >* ’orine without benefit, and " thin that he weighed less »n .1 hundred pounds J s *-: oas organic >1: ease was stis i* ti Put iepea'«d testing bavins ■at’e i to verity this, the neurologist v* n’ '.i w »■•>. »he theory that the • ! , ;si k n .;h* {>.- a h> stet leal af fee? ■n. the r».- *!t of some unpleas •’ .*;.•> IV e that had greatly dis w s strengthened by ■ v e rig ’’.i t fha* the tiy«peps| ( i on- ui ii worse at regular In rx i•-. c.i ns I** victim gpectal 't.i’i • r a f -a days e\ery n* x\ T i t- »r* on If possible the r- a f • ; '(fiit .?v and f,i t*e of th** i:v ’ • .t, the neurologist put his # ant r.to an artlflciitl semi w sine, s, t > .].-# p'.nc state Such •t •t' < x'«ri«nee has shown, is • -n* x% h forgotten exp* r;# n *o* 1 - • x •I •> • • i state deepened T ! ’low T.g th* ne«*> r*>: c ' *i -ions, uttered his * i i, he v iddenlv ex * •1 XVerf* tike it' It's horrible • es ‘ O- v. o‘h* r . won' you please TV** liutniDK for wa rd whispered softly ' Phe new moon ** '1 noA ;• •; •* n* w moon,*' eame the answer, in a tone of petulant <1 s*r# i * Haven’t I been counting th*- dav.« ’ M 'her. w it you stop? !' makes me sick, so sick ” He opened his eye--. H** was fully a wake "That’s queer** said v e "I’re hr«>n 1 reaming out loud, and about «ome thing 1 hadn’t tho rght of for years something I’d clean forgotten.** *■ yo« comment e 1 the neur*»lo kisi Not a plea-an s dream ePh#-r Ail a’ u* 'he t’tr.e »h f n you were a I*t_*le b<iv, (rd your mother every • ard th<n used to give you ii ] «#> i•* phy*>!e. ‘Tt it ‘hat's nil errer and done w;th, ' h*' went on "The *roub’#' Is y i 1 ive b> >■ n auScon*< lously ear -x u* »h*> memory of it In your ays The « ’'ration wa.s perfectly rt#>xr * ” c rvurt logis* H- r> :M picture his p»*>nt as a senst’ivo. Inij*re v’onaMe child made doubly lrrnr» *el on aMe by lack of prr; . r discipline «*tmggllng franticftl y against the nauseous drug glv#*n to him periodically hv a m->* r always oter anv. us abou' v ij, h# -a’*h ?v h*- had l -nr *nee f- . rotten >*!l ihou’ ih*-»c a nf'i. epV *. d> P.» » .I** orrs<unualy he had uever forgotten the horror and and •id and a* v ns wl’h which he had look* I forward to the monthly ordeal. t >u» r 9 ’h’s s'ihcon»# io’is emo tional "complex'* his dyspepsia had - rudua ly d# v* loped, bearing e!o j .p* if hither’o 'in •uap«*eted. tea t imor.y to th** j s\« hie storm with \ O *’ w n# *-d* and *-> ete *r the wav to a la-'flng cure wa» treat •nt by -upge“Mon to ror*t out th»* di«< .-# crtafmg memories The moral to paron’s is obvious 'V* *.• k *r* n early in emotional 1, gu.wd ’bf m at* ait •-* pr<* v#r.tab’o emotional shocks, and ‘-r* by vo i w'll be doing much to ... rs . *hcrn health of mind and nerves in la** r years. When She Missed No. 1 ' I>id v* l miss your flr»t husband very much**** Sot ■[:’! af'er I marrl*‘d my sec ond ' Ixmdon opinion. Those Dear fiirLs I 1 Tbt* Lit !e Pues H< xxt.re rny ph‘» ♦ ogt p' oxer h;s h# *rt and It stop ped the bullet. Tf.< i r I'm not »’irp r ire#l, dar ling It would stop a flock * BT cvrlor In Detroit, 6 centa a we.'k: wbwrti, lit cents h week. U> mail, 13 a year, fall Main 4520. Entered at the Poat othce In Detroit ua second class mail matter. The Price <>r a Pedestal BY DR. FRANK CRANE (Copyright, li»15, by Frank Crane) “If you want a paradox," said a fa mous actress to nu* the other day, “take thiNi If you want to he well known re main unknown." ✓ More populations have been destroyed hy an undue thirst for personal publicity tiian by any other means. There can be no greatness without mystery. Those Kinps of old were rijrht who dwelt in awful isolation, whom to look upon w.l death, unless pardon was prantcil by holding out the golden scep tre. That i> the only way for u kirn? to hold liis job. The most marvelous beauties of the world are th* y that wear the seven veils. If. therefore, you crave the strong ;.e of fame, know that its secret is illusion. IVwan of T'ttinjr any on* know you as you are. Beware of friends intimate. Beware of newspaper reporters who tell the plain truth. If you would have a groat name you mint observe the theatric rules. Every would-be jrreat man needs a Belasco to set the stajre for him. Tie medium must turn down the Hjrl ' . ddi*' conjuror must have his cur tail shadows and stngre trappings. The pn ;u ; .er must have his pulpit, choir and church. Even the democratic politician needs a certain amount of hocus-pocus. Just as the human body must have clothes. E.ime depends up°n illusion. Not you, but the part you play must he known and talked about. And tha less the public know about you the more they esteem the artificial you which car ries your jarreatness. Napoleon was a master at posing l , and i harle.s Phillips’ word of him explains his vojrue: "i i rand, gloomy, and pecu liar, he sat upon the throne a >ceptered hermit, wrapped in the solitude of his own originality." Fame is a prison. Its occupant dares not emerge for fear the populace w’UJ l*dt him with mud. Monarchs and millionaires, gTeat fren erals. famous players, popular writers, and great orators, even society favorites, if they would keep their pedestal, must have clouds and darkness. To the famous it matters little what is said altout them, so lonjf as what is said is not true. Fame i a cap of lead, a corset of steel, sryves, and manacles. It is a house of jrlass that at any moment may b« shattered. The magnificent must have no confi dant, no free comradeship. Tfccy dare not eat and drink till they have pulled down the blinds. They dare not speak until they have plugged the keyhole. They look longingly out of their high window at the tramp’s campfire on tht highway. Not for them the open road, the care free '••ong, the ki ' of the laughing maid, the gay quip of the shirt-sleeve fellow, the untrammcled opinion. These birth right h of the soul they have sold for a mess of pottage. "There are per on?." says Thomas a Kempis, "esteemed on their reputations, who hy showing themselves destroy the opinion one had of them." Laugh With Us They had plighted their troth and wore talk mu tbit k* over Th**' both derided to be quite unlike oh*i married couples forbearing and lons “offering I” y m ud | .ir.. i t wfh earl: oth* j ,-gol -aid the man "I *hall I r;i * b> li: <■ n’l • r bn band*, who J tr< < ro' and h>rs' '! n>o about ' Jjt/m ‘lf \MU • v*»i dl"l.'' “aid the A girl .we.-t! I would make It I* "SPSBa ’ hot for you!" And th* man wondered what *he meant. At a little- ronntn village ever r man who w i n't actually bedridden Joined tfe .olunteera One of the moat hoary wa* fold *7* c.ff to guar*) the **ipnal box on r.F”y , f t ‘ local raflwtn On hi* first y fdL/wrV tiipht he- offleer came round > • Mfh ’M and k< r.mllv Inquired: f ’Jfth. -Pa "Seen anything?" ft f * h “md th/ hnanr ona. . «►»* There ummat moving over L thee" "Have vou challenged?" "Ave. and he won’t answer." ’ Then why don't >ou fir**'.'" raid the surprised officer. "Who- Vo* if I did vlre V might turn round and vir* at I." Th" fii^ r or of i p* ppf town an* e with Mi** regulation*, to mak** out a pass port for a re li and b'ghlv re p ted lady of' hf* arquaiii’ f ' 1 y^ at'*. *ho |n plte *rf "'‘rat •If ..:ur* me' t wi . ** rv • -tin !* * t+lU\ of h* r p< r ei'.al appearance. , r v; ,, ;;rrr , ; h 'C* -A* s "A of pep.onal description "Kjrea ' " m Dark, beautiful, U odor. et»**i\u, but cue of thuut miHalng."