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Jlm Unfamurine- Metingr
Is Being Curbed
Some time age Washington dispatcher
laid the navy wa.-* getting the Ik*U<t of
the 4jenn:iM submarine men are.
A recent piece of new s not only con
firm ■> this, hut gives ground for optimism
on th«- part of every Ames i<*;*n who want -
• o
to see Ins country win th* war
There is no u e bin-king the #act>: th*
Submarine menace was senou-, arid JiH'-
liished cause for |x?rturbed th* ugl ' v
the governmental heads of An *n* i.
England, France and Italy Vtrth th*
German I -boats running 1 1.1* * *t, *’•
wa.s not only danger that adcr-no f *•
and supplies could not be
allies holding the .‘in* - w ie \u
ready, but there was aUo the e u. da
ger to our own trinrps er. routv t ii I
and their supplies.
And now comes the me.wtg* 1 'Ms' •
bound to cJieer. Tlj.e l n:t* iSt■ '• y
eminent’ \\\i lr>u ■
fixed a rate of five j>* r < i : : » r *
on vessel sailing in tl.e a. r
in July the bureau <i- ;
adequate, as it had - *'t -i
losses. It raised the at* * 6.
cent. This i.. ju t b<ertt it -
If this means anything, it must mean
that the cautiou- experts in ’
with all the inside mfonnat: a
fhipping loss**.' and al! •• 'a .
the submanm activit ->.in * * r.t
boat menace has I*eer r* i ;
nince la'ff surr.n cr
The firing of depth bom! *. ’ * cm: •■>-
ment of various device -
the increased activity of An •
‘Strovers and the larger us* * • Arr* •
lean plan of convoying r:a
—all these things have undoub*.f.;;> lav
ed their part in offsetting :: ti\ ’ *
of the kaiser’s assassins of * -• *.
If this good work is kept up and per
fected the percentage *f -* ; v - ; --
will be further decreased. The vain
glorious promise> made to *:.< *- :
people by the German rulern cannot be
fulfilled. Kngiand and Franc 5 will r.ot
be beaten to their knee-. The Arne can
armies will not be kej *on t! si to'
the water.
Instead, it is going to be the happy for
tune of our troops to be in at the death
of kai**erism.
Your Fifty Dollar?
You« *
Mr. So isjui So, the well-kn-;aB • hlCigO
millionaire. ha." subscribed for
000 worth of the second Libert} I>oa'
bonds. And the next . >
New York business firm ha> subscribe*!
for $10,000,000 worth. Then you ay
your paper down and say:
“What is the u«* of my -übscribing?
The government does not need my ’.ttle
$50."
Your viewpoint is all wrong. You
totally misunderstand the object of the
present campaign to enlist popular sup
port for the loans.
The chances are by dint of a dnvc in
the great money mart-, I’ncle Sam could
raise three billion dollars from the big
corporations and the wealthy e.q tan * -f
industry. Hut such a loan floated in such
u way would not be apopular loan. It
would not represent to the world w at
the plain American men and' women
thought of their government.
The scheme in all these loans i- to got
as many of the pi in | • ■; ■
as possible. The plan is to -.how to the
world this is not a rich man’s war. tv
a war of all the people of the \ mted
Slab the rutl
itary autocracy of Germany.
Not all of ug can fight in tie- ac*
battles, but most of us can subscribe to
the loans. It is up to each.of us to hi;.
what he can. If vou can buv a > bond.
•* v V »«II» ■ I JVM VWII 1/14 J c* •»'*» • 110 IJ i, .
tnl ■ it. If you can buy j<m* *• ,
lars’ worth, take it. Each must give'
what he is able in order to test?f\ to tr >
faith that is in him.
It is easy to nhouf for your country,
to wave the flag and cheer when "Tl <
Star Spangled Banner" i- playd. Hut
this war cannot be fought with cheer.-i
and songs and flags. It ha- to be fought (
by men fully equipped for war. i
For this huge quantities of money are
peetssmy. Your SSO G nere>sarv.
Every one’s SSO is necessary
If everyone of us take this to heart
and act upon it. the • great loan
will be a poor man’s loan as well as a rich
man’s. It will l»e greatly oversubscribed.
'Hie precious bonds\ will be held in mul-
of homes -where'they should be.
And speaking fa rich man’s war—
the tikre SSO arul SUH) bonds that are
sold to the men and women who have to
pinch and' save to raise the money, the
less then* Will t>e to go to the rich men
wl io find in these bonds splendid invest
ment and a chauce to dodge excess ti-vnv.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1917
O|»|HI||IIMII.' . W Mi'ilnnvi--
Ajrain i 1 urn* th 6 i* i*
t* ally . \ercce tr *’\M . : '
entru'ted to him bv eongeo
i mimo'e of prosecuting war to '•*
r ilJ I
f Lp it ion* ♦ \y.i n w u K 1 '
V i
American t litoi - \t\ \ ;* *\t
tyernnifft ’ \ ' ** •>
•r , >, • . .» •, • • * tv
i * •'
, , • V‘ WT
i vt>' * j p { j • sII ff* *» 1 r»».b •’A t 1 * tilt*
tOf >r. lnUiig Vl l v • i*;'. •
” * <.l * *
iiT6 ansoiuteiy rp’tiiti t * ’ ■ /w
•♦re paring :•» f*\t< r # >!*•’ <* r:
uablt war xhe Amt ric.in new
many of which *i-n .k.l’ed off. if
extorti* 'i Tfir %• *
The American * 3' e
h (rov»‘ry r*'* r ‘ - \i'
mach i n6rv <i> ajv 11 * rn inp > o / r..'!-
Tr o -c ! f x
a trust already under Indictrrent >ha!l
or <h» r ] r;of throw a wrench into that
inerv h a* p r i
by th* rascally act. It *>> n and above
board '<efi.ant* of and trea erv toward
f' &* \ ct r t i . t *
over control of the prod n .**•* a nd; *r : -
bution and nrice-*
*- -1 r : ■ •' ~ - --- . i ——•—■*——*—
T
ft, , < r • . * - * .
T' ' * . * *
bv w * :r . b**.'-our r *n-\
pfrycifn* u**r. m r z -- t
**nt tra* ):a.- bin'* up ,v
Arrs**rir? Th* Tic-*- ■* . . ?.
ary cc-nTir.aiMt p* ~p* * •
;a '** n*'»' horp* - -
From Another Point of View
The blackest pa ate *> :
esteem just now by Jscuttlii g the <
•t *
Hurry a .ng that c •.aon a! cov .>-
; girls have started puding »acb othyr -
naw r.
9' m 9
A West Virginia iad r.a- rot had » -
hair cut in 16 year- Not a * ■ \e • ot.
!to hav :og it • •.*.*- .■ . . ■
• * •
I: Kick- v.ere coal Mr. Gar * . i’- Mp
| would be full.
9 9 9
To Business Men <»f Detroit.
Go right up into the. gallery of the!
Hoard of Commerce- ev* > v noon thi~ -
The Flirty loan sate committee will be
there to show you how to come down.
9 9 9
The West Knd Republican club is op
fK>-ed to the commission foiTii of govern
ment. \et that section of the city only
recently he'd a patriotic demonstration in
eonriertion *• ;tG tho departm*- o! •
young men foi Camp Cu>tei.
m 9 9
ff tl re is a hot time in the old town
of Pans tonight it will U* at. the r; t< of
j>er ton.
• • •
; When it come.' to thanking con •: rr<»r
for the rigid observance of .meati*'.-- dav
ithe cold -forages are too I »■] sot ut.ter
jance - . ♦ C
All lwal plants are e\j»ectod to pe«d
up the output of Lilierty l/ond -wi, rnp-
this week.
9 9 9
Immediately after Saturday’- verda-t
at Chicago the Giant- \ G<’
a change off venue. * '
• * * f
The after-war prospect in Germany *
giving her busines." circles a peculiar af
ter-peace sensation.
• * •
National fuel administrator may have
]to .-»ound taps for the electric >ign .
DETROIT TIMES
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11 hat As Going On in Germany!
Told H> the Newspaper** \\ e Get From the Teutonic
Empires and Neutral Nations.
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And Advice to Imestor-*
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■Sr n* • »*)»> oft» «"ltn* th<- darip
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- t . -*• • f '. ' <lo r*--pon«l !
. »• rr-'n ;n h'lxm**** *h«*ul<l j
r*:u*'.it«r •’ c—*Nr- ar* 1 four nrj
r ! Th v tf*-
:r- a b*’dr<x m
' *?. r-.-*■ l-.'h morning
V* - . . . «+j>‘.y i .i£ifp. 1 Wlfh 1
•-ardr " isj r.&* % ...
w > - 1 •'-A’-n in moclrr*
W -• w -uwn nor m**n
r *"* r rar.no' main’ain
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;t-. ■ * " »:*h of *im-
N > * • r 1* try *« o*-k nr "on
- n# r- .-• p : pruetf*'- um> b*>
f ’ ;.;••• ;i »hilr, whrn
.-*• r -)>»•. .U-n.aivJ- of b-ivn#*-
■* if of Th
« tii«. in* of r»-*t Hut
on* * <■’ l -.'rr. fio*i*»>r, on* 1 moat
th« h 'l» irvl .Vatur#*
. \ eii rat*- of n'*r^- f on <l»llnqu*nt
- > • .**> of ‘h< «ar ranr<* wom^n
. < ■» orient undtr rondl
*hich nrodurr pj»y*iral «traln
'■•;!<! r^rocnii* 1 fhi.< and out
»• d*‘ i.' w> rkinr hour-* devote
*< , "ini.’ -'iff ,* n * rr«v*\**n
’ ■ • rtam pi* • ,r»-- havr *r> h** -u*
i <• .: r a it'on b< rn» to talk
f.* r la *«• husband **»rly in
life.
Rein button—Am erica n Plan
BY BERTON BRAIEY /
T * 'r irunrier -sa* down a* th* fable and looked
V • t, ’of f*r« -howlng what food had h*«-n rooked
T • • ' • threw th* thing down with an oath. and ho said
■ r • 'of nin->* I fi« consistently fed
* ptd .md vapid and pal*
• r .i< Hiould’ and 'ale
V * r u«* «!j»■ crackers be ahr ient and ogg>,
'®* ’ 1 '■ i" ' • u•!! of the grub make mo groKgs'*
r h 'hat • ir uahy and lamb that i* flaccid
\, • • *ba' a* - . bleached out tn sulphuric arid,
! • ■- <-rt dl«he« some thousands of time*—
V • i ' ooio b* rutitv of terrible crimes
’ : -* pud' *hn' ar* lumpy and corn from a can
A i-• vrd ;n bird- bathtub*, American Tlan,
’ And dishwater coffee and boilerplate pies,
v and *■ fr* an, constructed of aniline dye*
* •• in million* of <mall town hotel*,
f • r,'}, ai ir.d ever. dam one of them .sell*
i‘ • • < nrf of meal in 'he name sort of way
. I>«v after day after day after day.
Ir jjatrloti-m I yield to no man
!'. * •! ::m -ill the and r n«f- American Plan"’*
ll* | < *d up\a coffee cup, heavy and ttfjck,
.11* ( t ’■ r»«J ThitA surely will do for the trick ,**
H»- -» t>e»| to the kitchen, hls'mlsSlfe he threw
I* fln *-h*d the rook In a minute or two
A j ir* wav summoned. the dmmnter w»n tried.
ll* told *i'»w he'd suffered, while all the court cried.
'I he ji ( r . aifjultted him alpyost at aighf*
And everyone raid *h*y did perfectly right!
Psychology
hv n. nm f m
Author of "Th* Ht.lrtl* of t’craon- j.
• Ur. "Psychology aml
P •rrntljiMul," #|c.
" ™ ,J '“ ■ ' T I ■ -
In hi.-* rrmarkablr work. "Inutlncli*
ff tlu- in (Vac* und War” to
in min i --no »i ml iu,„ -tini; 4 |.,
?h, ‘ ,M * n> b,K,kv *r«‘Wln*: out
* ' «■>»• H itr i>r W Trot tor
tuako> s h» Mat»-in**nt:
-n ih, .u yr» r » tunt p»*t
. om. to b*. lo„ko,| ba» k upon from
J' <1 slant fulur**. It |H probat.l.
\ 'i' '‘" ' r • f i»*f < Uim to impri nt |p
bf * lh-t the* fhP birth of j
"•I' M • norm*»l p*>vho|o*> "
M <tr*t thought this m«\ b*>
rl * ** ' tM * :ul y- **' •'Q 4 pr«*poHterou»*
• 'S**rtion ih*t consul# r. •;
T n'il .i!*mirra«| |-*vrholog* cahin
-
~,or« ~n‘ J'’r a h.avv «t„| HPPntinglN
trr**iuov:»l»|f IntitUn of vu>*. critu.
Inom m, v. pauperism, in-aiiit>, an.l
p • "um - H|m>hs*>
As rM IlizHficn gr**w tij-ir» Pumplrx
'ln bo; ?*n strgdlly tM-r-un** h#**v |»*r, '
-»■»*• of drastic IH>A«-T:nd .Mrn*-st’
t-ttii-v*ita-nn ’r,n •
!■ iu.tin it st-fiustl *r ( > ntam t
ihsolut**l> tttipo*«ibit- to
' tol runs of r**h*f fn nt a mtua
on thi *»a • mng and» tiiia:ion |t»*lf
'Uh t'tillapap
* ‘ *-r« is nut bin/ th«' can in*
}' •" •' ,s ! -|»--pairing tr\ Mu>
'ilp.! - d«*(.-nr*rating w•i in nnlt
‘trugy’.*- muHitcntl) till <h*- end
oono»« '
m opposition to this pessimistic
Mi'ud-. abnormal psychology holds
ut :i **.. sand glowing premia
v* ■ u ot his Is O' !he 1
■* psy chofnglst «ai to ; ;iii
elf
' : 1 fifite. inefficient v pan per
'Mi. nsani’r, and ti*** (ios.mc
obxiot-lv re present noi merely Im
perfections ;n human hoha>ior. but
n.p- -b'rt ns in human bought
--W ‘he vtmr.ts man dtd 'to’ think
wrongtj. he would not h*nav*•« lie
•i-o-s if -he cr nitnal s ,i. -d*' of ‘
* h: * k!iig w —no: unsound l;» would
n-t t- il .rd •*;!)
' I.ke*;s- With the in*'ff!* tent, th
naupera, th-- Insun*-. an-1 the ncr\
oil* 1 1 u» And mi* wh ‘.i-.
*r»>s.<!y and perhaps we ,n
1-v; tVm to • him aright \* i
»'**-« *■ can * irely help others to
**• id tohowlng in ‘heir steps
Ph*.n • gan. for the hrsi t,m« 1
sci-n'tfl* s*ud* of ln<J!vitiua!« who
thtr.» t-n**e behaie, Abnormal!
\1 r ad. ninn\ a dt***o%er> of in
estimable importance to mankind
‘■as fl.>*ed from ’hia slip \
l‘or*m<i»t among these an d
beyond anr ouoatfon. l« the bringing j
*» '!;• full light Os scier- |S,- ren h'i
f. n h*' bas e truth 'hat ’h* great
fe-ertnlntn* factor tn adult behavior .
ire entrlronmenf and 'raining of j
S"lv h ijhrxsl
Mankind :s n■>• dwgene; il' a #
'h* abnormal payrholr.g;«• pntrlatnta
bu* m*n are not »>e;ng ’ra nt'll in
*he fl’-st year* of life a' fh* - • <f•’ ]
to be trained
The-, are not being rained *o j
reason, *he\ are re being train*-*!
in emo*ion«l control drain them j
oner 'twit th»m m<<re r*er.si\elv
gtve *heni in their first tears i r*a i
',nli**iinii *‘ip,ti'nni" ii. ami vou .
• ■ hate l.ttje fear ato th>-;r j
futures 1
■l’ < iB early education that th** i
iihitl-iti **f the prubier-;* of 'v: r r, ,
c-ime, indTciency. pauperism, insan
it\ ,nd ner;ou» dta»as - is chiefl*
to ho* found "
Rapidly evidence I* act umulaf’ng
*o be.r out this hopeful 'lew
iAt’er vears. I personally am per
rtad***l. Will witness Its complete
vindication Vnd * i'h it* ; ;nd *~ *
rion nil win appreciate 'h** wound |
nes» of Dr Troft* rs prnphec
"When th» t w en * y yea. « just pa
come to be looked bark upon from
the di-'-»TV future 1* .* probe' •• *i v
rhetr cho f > laim ’,o interest will »*•• ,
that Ihe\ saw the bit*h of the sci
ence of abnormal psychology ”
In fine. I b*dleve with r*r Trotter
♦ ha* abnormal psychology Is open i
tng *ip * wonderful era Id the evolu
*lnn of the human race
I* -s «u>rrlelrg how many things
a man can And to crltlctre and how
tp» he will commend
If her heart H In the right place
It matter* not whether a woman is
younger or older than she looks
I)Y carrier In Hatrolt. 6 cents a week: els*
whsra, 10 flenta a week By mail, S3 a
year Call Main 4520 Entered at the post*
office In Detroit ns second rlm>n mail matter.
1 1 K , "_> •
BY DR. FRANK CRANE
(Copyright, 191S. by Frank Crane)
Knvy is the unpleasant feeling 1 have
when 1 learn of another’s success.
Why it exists I don't know. No expla
nation explains.
The most satisfactory explanation is
that it i" a remnant of the beast nature
left in u> as yet uneliminaled by evolu
tion. but that is a poor one, too, because
! a l»east only feels had when another beast
secures what he (th** first beast) wants,
w hereas “man, proud man” has a grouch
when he see-; yotr having what he does
not want at all.
Knvy is the shadow cast by success.
’Whoever succeeds anjfers his fellows who
did not succeed.
To** riwo hslt-^-bhr-man
in th»- automobile; it irritates him to
have to stop to let th*' car tfo by, or to
Ik* tooled at when he is in tlie road.
Having Kockefeller, • 'amejrie and M«»r
x'a’i i> a national pa time. We have
nothing ajjauist them. Only they’re
rich. And we at er and .
id course, we don't admit it. Wi deny
the alienation and *l**f\ th.«* alligator.
Put the little tfrudglet is in »»ur hearts
just tin ana*. Why couldn't I have been
nett. m*-teari ot thnse men? Wry rr.ntdrTt
1 havr made all that inoiuy, instead of
Harney Baruch ?
1 here’s a liuio hurty -pot in th*• heart
."f '* . ' !-. *iii " :*; u -v ii- • -li.- the
i.i.,1.1.) i*ii -i'd, l*iili+ I* : ii"n** -ti; t ot per*
-t »n.
Why do w* ,and! l-ive sip? Why *io
“ur ear cock up when somebody says in
a low tone of voice, “Did you hear the
latest scandal about the angel ('•abnel?"
It any?>* dy’s up, why d<* you want to
lake him down? Do we want to throw
insmuati . - .it any on* who is c«n pini
on- lot the am** rea-on t.*o> - like to
-h***>t at r.iiiway .-ij(n-?
Have you heard that (ioraldine
Farrar? Why. buzz buzz buzz. And
they say that President Wilson has buzz
buzz buzz buzz. And the preacher, h«
• was actually seen to buzz buzz buzz bu/.L
it dreadful .
•And i'** ■n’* 0 f ,i te k <><l, ><<u low-life?
I like human nature, but it has surely
one rotten -|>ot in it. If i th** envy >i*ot.
why I -hould Ik* pleasantly aff**eted by
another's misfortune. I* must be an un-
ehiritK -of otiginal k*ft v&
t ' But <*nvy th** prie** nf fame With
ail it- draw’ha* k.- we !o\** e**re<picuity.
Wed rather l>e the ha tee thar* the hat
ers.
Mi* • u‘ envie - m mti* . -ay th#
French better la* **nvie(l than pitied.
I suppose envy is pride, rever-e*!. An*l
pride in any shape is d*'t**-table. I sup
! pose it is selfishness, instinctively func
| tinning.
I love the -potiudit. I want the front
Pajje. I Wiint t*> Im* it l<»«>k at rne ever yv*
ik*dy— <o tliis 1 1 11!♦■ s)pj«'akinjz mouse of
an effoti.-tic me y<** al>out )h*jzh at
i teiition from men and angels.
I here are some p* rsons who deny they*
ever have any such feeling. I’d deny it
j myself, if you asked me.
But, heaven forgive us. the little
| nasty -treak is in us all, ami if anybody
! know - any kind of patent medicine, pill,
ior violet ray that will eliminate it, let
i him now speak.
Laugh With Us
n,.' 'ding- idiot gapr-d M, Innu at tho village*
* r, “ • r that w nan h«-i friji I: ri»«»#-«|
• 1,..« k h«*i • whit vou 'nrl ti ‘ it' if you ran
find h man hormdior tiiai> vour
. Tli*' vlll ik*’ Idiot #r '_
r»'h <if a man uglier (him
triTiMctf,"find one rbrr tfo formd
UUAI
If*' tapped him on the *»ho|
der
"I've got to kill sou," he * ild,
smiling amiably "You’re home
1J• • r than ir.*- "
1! »■ 11 ;»rp»*r *ll r n •*< 1 and I*»<* k• «1 .it the* othor
for .i full minut.
“Am I l ' ho < aid f'h« n for goodnr-RJt sako
kill rrjo'"
« * .
\t :t »w»nt> fit', hinbd.r pam a mo'hor wa«
pi aiding th«- tab nt- of h*u- on, and, bolng amlnus
to mako him appear at hi*- bo*t boforo tho roni-
M's
hmi ’" aak«d tho guo*t.
, "Wo did." .'aid tho ninth* r
"How wii l that ankod tho guost
"Wli vou «o ijfj Hi* proud nmfhor “ho
would ha’. •• won. but h« didn't h<m tho plafot
go off ”
A »''rtain lady who was travolJing in Canada,
rolloctlng data for lirr noit hook, stay'd with
if .rttiora wif* WIII7I * hi** farmer r.imo tn fioin
»h* holds ho stopped tin «>
fir ll» Ml- li* 11 t * ji|t' “i . I mu *
ft- rub bin Klim b«>of* *>n 11.••
dlNtfOllt
*\li* i* i st,ur li'i-baml
asked the vislfot k, J thought
J heard him at the dtior 1 ”'
"He a r leanln' Ms K'tni.i* on
♦he mat, ma'am," said the
farmer's wife.
Whop tho hook wa* «#ntr tn
the publish* l ! tin- p.i- .0 vaught tits attention?
"Canadian ■* ftl*u in ifh* out of tlio way dm
trir * mn't n t tooth hru hos, to tt.#*v u** tho
d.tormatr*
pan \ prosont, a-knd him to
how tils priz*«,
t»tio of tho po king up
th** b*”»t s,of th* artlrlon, said
- \tid wh.it did vou wrfn this
prl/o for
' • »h. tha' w 1 for running.**
-aid th< proud mothe r
\id who pri mi • <'d )t to
. < 2 p T ;
JA k i

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