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Not a Brass Hand Convocation But a Noiseless Benefaction The Michigan Sunday-school workers, 2,000 strong. who have tilled the Arcadia and several near-by churches with then foregathering* and conferences the pa t three days, have l*en so unobtrusive as to be almost unnoticed. This is characteristic of the constn rat ed services of the Sunday-school adh» r- Pnts, who forego the lure 01 tha. latt* 1 day trinity of Lord’s day enticenv ! * -- the Sunday newspaper, the Sun»la> movies and the automobile cloistered devotion within <iu> ’ walls t<• the Christian upbringing of the >Hing. / Their’s is an unheralded service. (>» v as this Christian nurture linds fruition in the God-*orving heroism of the gradu ates of the Sunday-school in spiritual en terprise-. in ( - r r ,ii v* >'!i' in o: n or upon the battlefield is t> un?hrtry fidelity disclosed. Wc gee it in the redemption of Michigan from rum rule; in the v - ng standard o* municipal government; in the world-" mo passion for democracy of righteousness: in the moral safeguards thrown around; the soldiery of the nation. Known by its fruits, the Sunday-school In Michigan stands approved. A canton ment of Christian training that >ends to the battle line such seasoned generals as E. K. Warren «>f Three Oaks. Prof, Oond rich, of Albion College, and Henry C.eer tngs, of Holland, has demonstrated it* practical worth in a scheme of spiritual preparedness. We Hope the Candidate Does Not Share the View Os the Political Oracles The political wiseacres are busy with the figures of Tuesday’s local election. Figures which to you merely mean that such a measure carried or was de feated, mean more to the.-e oracles. For instance: A river precinct returned a majority In favor of a smaller common council. The last thing expected by any aider man fighting to hold his job against a tremendous public sentiment that the city would be best served with him eliminated, was that any river precinct would turn on him in his dark hour and help to oust him out and into obliv , ion. Could any decent citizen of Detroit ask for any better reason for discarding the old and cumbersome system of ward rep resentation than that in its last hours it turned to the docks and the dockwal lopers to save itself? (’an any decent citizen regret having voted that system out of existence, now that he knows it was repudiated even by the dockwallopers? The election of a mayor of Detroit ap proaches. An alderman who is a candidate for the Republican nomination for mayor is put down now by the wiseacre analyzers of the returns as having a slim chance in the primaries. They figure that to he the ca*e be cause they see this candidate’s chances reduced 50 per cent by a 50 per cent re duction in the aldermen who had been whooping it up for their colleague. What they really mean is, that the machine strength of the common council has been cut exactly in half. And that is exactly tie reason The Time** put forth, why the people of De troit should vote in favor of a -mailer council thereby placing thems'/lve- f>o per cent nearer real representative jr*,.-. ernment. The Times is not discussing the candi dacy of the alderman who aspires to U> mayor. It is taking n6 position in the matter, either against or for hi- candidacy, hut we trust, for IUS sake, that he himself is not dismayed by this loss of support in the river district*. We hope this because the -time ha< gone by when the otlice of mayor of a city approaching a population of .1 mil lion, and still growing, can t*> reached thru the supnort of bums or thru the colonization of precincts that were once bossed and controlled. This is tla of political awaken- ' v The day of the political machine, par tisan or bi-partisan, a- a result of that awakening, has passed. It is not a healthv time for the candi dacy of any man for any oflice who i not prenpied to go before the (K'opie on the bare sfore of fitness and qualifica tion. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1917 A Prayer of the Greek*, Twenty-two < enturies Vuo, and Modern Reality We are shocked beyond measure by the tragedy that - uat.y « acted in Europe. The wai »> the greatest of all wars, the most evil thing that -has ever en nan in historic times. I■ r pagina tion cannot grasp it in it> hideous en -11 ret y. The mind refu>e> to visualize it as a And vet, when one turns the pages of history one is-bound to admit that in dav> long past, 'ii the NapoievitK wars, in the Seven Sear war, in the fhiitx Year war in the many wars that have staiin-d th«* p.'gts of history wittr blood, something of the same despair ami hor ror nfu't have depress'd t - ■ hearts and the mmda of mem They, even as we, prayed fo* a peace with victory. I hey, even as we. iOoked past the days of carnage to the quiet ours v the ’ J * Up th* Wear w -uh: be-:n, when ti.e ruins would be rebuilt, when the bless ings of a i;ghteou> peace would once nic’v ■ v er,joyed t-y men. It :* a long, long road to that much* desired goal tor us .til i for the ahies. The most dangerous em my to civiliza tion. to humanity, to liberty that the world has ever known t>e crushed and humbled before we can even allow our minds to dwell upon the after-peace. The kaiser and all his brutes must be curbed. Their fangs must be drawn. Their power for evil taken away forever. When that is done, it w; Vx? possible once for the men and women of the great demux*!atic of 'he earth to Turn away from blood-letting and shell-making. In that happy, far-ofT day it will be possible for Frenchmen and Belgians, contemplating their ruined villages and their wasted fields, to pray a prayer that was made by Theocritus of the Greeks 22 centune* ago. It is just a- fre*h. just a* poignant, just as moving and just as true today as when the poet wn *e it: “ and I pray that all the towns the hands of enemies have laid so utterly waste may be inhabited again of their ancient peoples, and their fields labored and made to bring forth abun dantly, their lowlands filled with the bleating of fat flock* in their tens of thousands, and the twilight traveler warned to hasten hi* stops bv the home going of innumerable herd*; and I pray likewise that against the time when the cricket is fain to sing high in the twigs overhead because of the noon tide-re* ting shepherds, against that time, the time of sowing, none of the fallows ho left unturned of the plough, and as for the weapons of war, mav spider* woave over them their webs, and of the war cry the very name be foj-got.” From Another Point of View By C. T. S. If that New York woman is correct in her opinion that it is patriotic to wear old clothes. George Washington. Paul Re vere and the re<t of them had nothing on us. • • I School teachers in Yucatan. Mexico, have formed a co-operative society. A! the school teachers we eve.)- went to im pressed u* as having pretty much the same aim. • • • n.<*- b«* <*n>r *,;• r I am from Cincinnati and I wtruid lik» to know wont *hc ta*e«' la in th*> w*t and drv election in Ohio "Pardon r>e he «a •<t two hour* late' *• x ant the man from fdneintiati. I- an# thinr n»-w n the »<>' and dr* election m Ohio?’* ‘A’od know who fhie‘« f -uppo-e," he -.aid th»* third tiro. h*- «<j r * w, ‘ rrp’i‘ and ‘ o<i nr>- th*’ innw *| Inquirer." • • • Two momici -of (nr ir* Sant'- navy led bride- befn*»- a justice of the peace? in Dearborn. Thursday and the justice es tablished a speed of t*% <» Vnet in about 15 minutes. S' o>;M -nrr.t >; < cn- , r • >, . "Y<w kr-h j« granted so» lodav." f and >»k* to “re the billboard <*pr*-*d “I'lrcu"* <'ornliiff k 1 ■ • I '' ’• ■ » With little cn«’d to t ■ ipha-lrr To catch <«• ‘ 'call b<r.'« < Anti «t-tr<l ,v | >; »-d o> do Ami wonder if c »u were trn* If <v of there Would fft tip tr» ti wri A it 'tn .'t-w lk ng iji ll dr d'twn * A hahv in a Hon - <!*-n' A cannon *h;tt would otj' ni*-n? A couple dancing on a wfr**' A man at ! n'|i" »*t -ig flr* f *.*'.•» * 1 ■ ••♦r« *>f arm r .. » "I* • • • **• ’ • /• * Mis. J- antite walk- *?tr high tight rope" » If s-1 It* here ' otlit'* the ”fsl!y-op/> " 'Should *orne*>nc come to m* «nd -ty: * Vour * Sdi - r an’cd for tn*|;n ” I’ll bet I ha* |‘t| be 'here to «en The tight tope },,■* *t»:,s alwa.x free; Then underneath the tept f'd fade And 'r\ to look a- if l paid “I read, says Phyllis, "that California is attfHit to harvest HTOuO acres of rice, but somehow or other the fat t doesn't enthuse me. My voting man has -hown no signs of late that he can afford th<» drop -ucy that goes/wjth it." • * • X f.ank robber Dightebed axav whib* •lrilling into 0 e a'e o* a NftiT |insula bank, athierj to the resource-- <<f the institution by two bit • • Wo note in the do-* notion of a. Detroit l»oy who cannot la* found bv hi.* tiai -nt that he ! •.* 'e- )]. v lat any rate, he is missing;. * DETROIT TIMES What Wo Need h Some of This Spirit. ' ‘ > \ V OUGHT To Hf I IM Ts *2 Ms *> ♦ r i H i | V.’f M t ‘ s,,f *» ( IMC ) l tll j.l v/ M\.) fA r \ j J lu|> t a i Al) At O' ! y / i > Yv ht h H I l , / . I rtofc AT I*m • ■ * 1 fi Ms BXTVMt f . ■ i au* rwf v C . tyrv'Av«<eMT v. /1 Yc fv ‘* ']< \ \ (l , r<r v>v 1 ’ Y »’ >t v * I r*? H T */Slr V i J'if'lo \ THIS DEPARTMENT •• matrtair«d to tic l-ght of truth on the operation* of the idvertmrg faker the quack and swindler. It welcome* lette-s reiatinj e»per Aith ad^erli*e r * n,ho )-ave been unfa-r m their a**ertio"s or p-on- ve» mho have rm*ied or duped the reading puDtic It aII pay rroper -cco;n,tion to honest adver l'»er*. D-*none*t advertners cno rr*, be fov-nd n Tvrre* wv I not be • pared It v,ill print letter* deen-cd fno 1: interest. Advice v. II also be g ven to 'nvestor* Only s-gned -| et*er* i giving th* writer'* name and •dd-ess will oe con*ide-ed. Narne* ■«*.-M be ; ■ nted or withheld as preferred A d*ec:-*. The Ad-Mirror, The Time* Detro t. Mien. Kd *■ • A A Mtrrrr Will y'-u V hd!t k - . jr \A if •- .r r .I.jrrn »' »h* n-rj/'iv *it . «rt - '•<! f* * | .« T . r r ■ i a ’ ‘' n!r.«c«J( rontiin •- h*rr-f- * 'ns'*** ’i* ‘ "1 »' • | )" ! 'C dnfr. »n)-i! t . r z M» ' I ||« icrdirr l< rc*-» n*»r-- * ' r - ni*' n Anvtl'.ln* > •>” -.m a. or’iiii j'»- •« i • v - T • ’ tii*r paint' r«-Tn m H hr *r<-#:'\ H.pp r ■!-<!. * i ■ ’ ' VOch f F K ff ry«i ,y«?ern r*q‘;;n-a if-r>r*. iVn fi« -r •; rt > <['<<.* fnrm n wh rh to obtain It is -n the form of Hlaud pci- Th»-v ar»« '<> oarjtcd for »h** man who first roinpotindt'd them and have b*»**n 'Hi *h» ntar'-* f for '»>*-». in dor-imi and rcpiilarlv proscribed bv ph\--c *.n- The mbit's contained in the circular of the Riher Lalaor .?*■- • - Jvt nr- true etc* pt for the .r ference *ha ; this cauncern th*' onl • ore • hnt ha* overcome the handicap of Jn«o!ubilitv by the u-e of a pla:it?c rs« Plaud pllla are manufactured b- manv rhnii,'.*. and it a Mich = r.<n ch- n;i«». w,- understand, who was 1 1>— first to pu’ ihern oir in plas**<' fonn In the treatment of snenii* the pjil. of which you inclose a sample, probabl) woul-J prove ver. beneficial P is a question. th«» whether the . sample is the p.laud “Simplex, ** oorJa-nlnc * trains of Ton > urbonn'e and no* hi nr mote I'arxe. ha\ r* s t'ompant's Manual of Therapeutics lists B'aud i dY* * .)if-h.na:;ons »o tv- ail sort* of condh or.s Only a physician ran «a> what comblratior is required under ghen corditit»n , ‘ and for this reason the r# -u s *- would pr- hahlv h- touch more .sati«fartorv if •}',«. phis «►re obfit ned thrn a d*-* *;- - • cription t -t’ainly It would B aud pill* fan be purchased In an* r. i iM- ring tore The price of ’he vn i-'M ; - :•) I e»t P*r bond--<’ -tl-- . it h <•* rone tip recently There is more irop l in inn of th r -se ptM- a’ >o rent* tlvtn in se\eral be.*ties of 'he nostrum n vnl lv adve:tj«. and under -he < a'ch" title of Nuxated Iron Anniversaries TnrtO * OMtl - ' *7S <*. ; • < -«••*> •nif » .. •* i • •• f *r, r < •», r* Ti r •. *» «»f tin* f li. rnd , , ■ -i- n -n\ )• - "no* f t f'.nnt > Ivtn » a- ti- II -< r ■* ‘ ' <l, • r- * • _ V | • I! n' ’ if' r#rtrr Ca >'■ v % Ills 1 vi rt r il«ra »rr <m> Ttir th<* rc»* • -.••tion <>f Coslg'ftK i*» 1 Bi T r~r —~ I a*. 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''i * -1 TK < ranm»a ar. con ’ '«d vri*h ad*li'tonal -frenfth to ;■ tc> <• ft\r the **x*ra w.'izh* of tj , mo**. n hi' h i« pla'-cd ,• >« j'h »i.«* ;>i' 1 ■' . |ca v.n .? room for,>L.*rd .v-d af' fer ; - Some of ’hr mniw* r *!*• < otnfortal.|c -i** * rnmnd.itton *■':f • «Vjt paarrnacra. and fithcr"* «.*t, rn 'clrctrd a ' ha\r sfeer nil hr operafin* a three Mad**d pro- He; -t-ru a pinion and a ratchet ■' *■!! baitcry ia commonly ua»d K, r nn a c*pa*ii> for on** d.iy'x The electric canoe ha rnnny h<l ! . irr trc» otrer the petrol driven - jt i« ri!* n* fr***- from r ii and doe* not Ta\» i at a i cau - e* an•• appfc* at>’* M «ny Ik.h* biil'*l*-ra on t|.i '•u • - have inrlal!* 1 *! *har* t)v •it %nd tb». c!cc*n* cano*- ,ir.ady proved -*o popular that • fair to brtn* almtif a revnlu .r. o m* * hanlcallv propcUd * rafl ... j, , . ri*er i d* p« , nd , -ni *.»iv **p *d< j »*•• f-liatginK sac Hrl*- So Koolith About Him ... . our • n liv.ki h ill dr -» r T C'.|/» g#‘ f**«»tfrail , -.», y : i’.'ni ®*>rvo«lf pr«>-tri • f va i . t** I,l* Ir*/ion« b**f w.-i :i 1 ■ u imo * I ti. f«l in 'a- * (3* in-, u . f. i -J a * «<p ptH'lv l*-t hi* t*.’, ri.*l •* • c*>| away {’■re » hi rt r mu ml K«i" n. •.*.>! 1 M-‘ ■ -I ’•de e-. .! m .• >.-, - 0 > . 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Ihe K eep vVell Column ••COLDS 1 The phrase "romraon rold-* ” Uk* "rhar.'j cover* a mulli'id# of !t r h»* and i-..- • r< '•lt of : > tn-• in vl<>•*», 111,. r h* »•. ’ virmundin :« hav inc a |ow*»r rHa *1 v* humidity • han • <li < ■!•••• n Known f <> rr-\n Th«» word mean* an am** - Infenj/ n «.! ih* 1-T hrnn of the none. thronr, and bronchial fu >*- The prtve*.*-, inav h« <*v<>n mor<* e\>eni*|ve and Hmuttnt n> a n**ral inf*** Mon of »h*» entlr* body \'l of *h»> *r« Mhirit apr >!,^; ' , "» * w r'**P?lne »h** smaller 'eritiinai ,>r Mon* in th* Inns- may be inv«:v»-d and ii* a of fa* ' fhf and- • our, and off f n does spread to these prodietmr pn-ttn-'on.a In this ronr.m’Uon » rna 1 . *-•• p.v.n *d out h«- pneumonia k ■* mor*> people m ‘h*> rni“ and >• < ► w any oth* r di * xrej • 'r.i.- *-ih* r p’jlofda, yet unfor m- '*!\. \ - haf o ron i' **r *■ ands- h * - "M may b<- In reality the flr«t •jrm| ,, oni <>* the *hl>» p!s*jpi»» The r ,tiara of 'Old an- many and not #-nt jr #•!% und- r-'fod In *v* rv [•on ty,p (crowh and activity of tng vern*s »hi'h ;<t. d-i-.y r< c«*ivoil ff< m o’h*T ; • •{>■•■ v n» ■ • >-v *y '•!«* \ ft! kit a nd. • ea*e a rm- tit Mi« i. in <- and nr • ;«rd Mil'*-, und* i fatnrabl rendi tion*, w ill prod m o » i old Tf-ir a*urk,i, howeyer, rn.iv K«- v».ird< I off mdeflnltclv if 'h* hod r< -1-' an r r 1* ntaintnin« <l h\ iciod I,• Ir *. Quet'ors Aetwered r V WifiK! v u . * i\ hour fast pi Ary n-v. and then .to -r the stomarh t»rraf«h-' ft iji'pfndi Ivsrely upon ottr * physical '•ofidillnn, b»tf a- « jrefi*‘tnl role an *-x*r<-melx ;j?hi dn i >»r TSk l Tnf —n —rvnr 1- "« —-TVP 1 - —TANARUS" ■ <TTF"~ M'p organa an« 1» ! r* -t and I rnvr* b* npft« ia! to *h« •■rdir*' -v* t*-m Thn po*Krt monpf of moat women rnmM out of *r»ii • man’* poofcr* Most of th** mo’.i* f h 11.1 ft••■ »i'l' *< irtn* Mo-» of «h< fill If'- - h»i|: b*' hot*. rhtipi • in - ill* rn* with f**rntt,- of drojuin* •<* Arb wH ihrilJ.- m»* v i>h *bit> ’ for M jure Y.t wn#rt ; m."ro th. pbf'Trtf. 'hat f. ! ur<* von I Jo* t • tin* Ilk* th* v*-rl* bur, Hnw ran I h»n:» I*. Jrmi bllth* h<*nltbv rr> atur’i*. you, t • Yml| ;r<. ; r • „f f\,* ,t ' i tint »t t t»f l! I Hi <1 !»/». *• t »ot|* M*h ’ i' <■ « »« f nr. <>»worth of li* I o >. i of thr ■ rr. -n Ait rtf *}.. w »»«•• i. i * i. t;r o' j \y *dHn* iit» frrxh irotn n h* tr f «ha* »- Yotl’r* ifkt* H b* I /»' w f h thr. t|| R r f ff| -t, • «t to |t K • dm*. • mi brill* io/i, ** »»i h >t Kinr.tffi- /.< ■>' t»i it, I iius' , j I ' in it »t»i*tM.f»«\ mu i k Author <*f 'Tin- RliMb »»f !Vr*>>u t* i t'." "!'*.• h*>* •>k v au J V r -ill h,K * " > ft,*. On n<‘ i! - rii'HoMt*-' ran-1 * of «t**ivun M- in i ' iJdmn i> pan nta) • >l**l til mb it bout lilt* tblUlrt-MS • ■ v ' 1»*•• nt la nafurultv -Mr- i -f *dti b rm o!'.my -oil. Many piirni-* hiv alloat-Mift f.>t» nnvh'iit ■ boy r,t;> «» app rat that rhi! I i* nl f#i i lh» r t-'oi .■ | lv.i-lv lo hr 1 rAttsfe'M * thru '-iiyui-ation to !f o - n-iitsfumd, tv.mao.i- svirtp t'uo- mi - d'i so dot.dop in the . b 1-lr* !» Tl: so symptom, may take ' •" <. i Miytna ftom <*t i-\ • V- till. Mil« to physical <lt* ''•’! . •- - -’M il .Ik r' - mt:;i-t'tiih\s • i • i- and o\ «'n < .mi Qlatve 1 Un of <-n« i'Mjp t:»»l Mrfvo, *imi p’> O’ otsr ! r ('.«!» n*.H wrrr in an a font o .iit \i* y W fionnvnr slj'' »u* . • •■ t bmt -id" d.--.'op.nl h mor bid frnr of going mttdoor* dfd n- ' ur ts stand vby dir orpiul *1 tb»* oMfd infs ttui klo' did It 'tt » ti»v f. i-• CpniUl |»»-r. ra.lA 1 111 "• vs ' ;• ' - "tt Wilt v . 1 h>-’ • Tbi- of ■ ’ir-i*. oattapil thr par ■ ■ . nvi-nld: . V Mo .• > w md id* tiro:* i ( *■ - - -r* ! Mwv ■ lid!* ahctWAd *h*-ir ir i a .it ;ii ! "-int»-.*K.>n:i!)lon*’..a" : h.a* -• »•’ .t.o •! ■ V( . nm b*-- Ir was tbmr t-t* r.v- h:<• had 1; *> o -ir rhi >i s abflortnnl dr* t«{ K*rum »h* parnr *,*n ; r other rhU ' • n bp- mii*' .fin - o.ni.tiUy ifr.n l of ittd -a forth (ir con-wm'lug *»a go hr 1 v- 1 ru fussing. th»*> m.ty -. ar-r • ;-n b nr of -o hr-r b> a.n a'lack of ' night f*-r > vs. »y.. doctor .* t.h*n in n;d<o I•rh *t ntiMt' ro!'.* vmtt.a Hut • . r» \t* n r well a * th>*ir ’] f 1 •! ! ir* n :\rt put <*n t rlcor 4 s ,fv # r jn r» iy o much Th*> ar* rn» :-»;f ah» %• h€*. thru ' * * , >- N7 t ..) i k 1 •?•,-.) , p \ !► I• r morbu! nulirUm> t nntaxiobs p *hA c»ar of adults, .... - , - in -he ■ c-f young, impressionable i hil ir*-n Pai* n's c.«n never ifT'ird to y voiding n**'’*oltf-iUid*» for their • - r ” *>> shoui I. nd> • and * n and- ■ 10 ft' and nt.*K:Mg an* dl* t iv of d-x'ciHr in the pr< * f-n. e Os their . i'iblr* n . t ,v ntlh. r, g ».*!"!■[>-- ’ h*■ m *h *' should *r* not to !•'( their children j*-t reive ih«dr -anrry To |e* the children perceive it will n*>» !•*!(• to renox.• tin* r*tt«* of aorry It will oniv tend •.» distress the rhildrwn and tn dis'urb their Xnd v»-t.*>n p.-*-Toi|« baianep di- Mirbei :u childhood the re«ii](an* ill effivts may persist to the very Pointed Para Graphs l-ov't !* » !*•< r hrxw I* ne •<*uie rwo \ M • * .*>: H -til!.'" Ul* a N ‘A '•rank Tl at - »h> -o many men Thirn- you m ? *xpl«in nr*- p*-n nrail) non* - <»f yoiir t> i ■*in «* ■- . an* I? J'.iK* Hi * •* V for a woman f« • i»?| h*r •A , t* to «lo as It Is ft]T f > jfQ ?)f>t ffi if r p})f ;* Vfi w fMilan m V- ilijnw to -land M[* f.M he* rifcrtjt« anv where • . ' - pf in n crowded -i;* >-* c»r Sometime* t> i* v.li ii ■**•• *l-ir>’ f , - • : ... . „| - • • -tn ' viiiiii n would lik* - to V I '* 1 - W;. • or*. H**;!(n«t lof*. of alimony |;*a a p;i \ a mans ftn'* h< nr his >J..w lei ins !**r Sfiord !;i-*hapl 11 . n*>hli- kr -I and i «•*!«• ri.n |l i'» I . [>;>v r* woman ntirfht h* if i»*-r wrink )* s ■* o*jid :•!'(.* ar **n h*-r Ttx r .r ■: rTTr-ri'-t- i — - I- ' - 1 ,«■ fl Ht.*’ quot-fl th*' «1e , * 1 n **o <* * -• n* * to me how you Hir ing*- '< m," n p!i*-d ' '** i n aniierciHii"* “I'll ir»*t ntln* f i|--r >■ «v I’m th* middle min*’ To i oug BY BERTON BRAIEY |JT rarrlor in !>etrol|. 8 cent* a wroh; *' where, 10 cent* a week By mall, 13 a year. <\ill Main Mntered at tho Piwt -OIIU «• In Usiroit «h se -oiid ela-s until tiiHtler I nfearing Proparodnes.s BYtJR FRANK CRANe Crop>ri K ht, ll*ir>, l'v Ft:mk ( ran**) Hfi- i; a five country. And of course that lays the road w ide <t|>«‘n t«> the can tankerous gentry whose crt*ed is that whatever their country does is wrong.. When the < lass A Soreheads stop for I »reatU, which cla-s includes those who think we should not have gt»ne to.war at all. the • lass It Soreheads begin to croak, t is cla-s bolding that we diiln’l go to wai soon enough, we didn’t prepare in time, and we are now bungling the job. Hence it might be well to set* what the old l . S. A. has done in the last half year or so. There has been organized a social and economi • revolution greater than ever was in any country in the world, while thi> greatest d* rnoeracy ha - transformed itself into a war machine. t ongres has voted .y 21,000,000,000 to the business in hand, an amount about c«jual to <ireat Britain’s three-years’ ex penditure, and- equal to one-ipmrter of the Allies’ total outlay. W lien the war broke out our army con tained approximately 275,000 oilicers and nun; now wo have around 1,700,000 ready to tight in a few months. I hen there were 0,600 men in the medical department; now 70,000. W *• used to si end $ lOO.mmO.moo a year for ordnance; tin year «•< *ss spent $.1,000,n00.0P0, and authoriz*‘d another $2,000,000,000. Our program provide; for. 20 o<)0 air ) ane-. wui. 100.000 enlisted men and 10.000 fliers in this service. Ih< ugh dot a:! may not be given, thou sands of American soldier-; have ijuietly gotten to rranee to join the forces under (■enera! I’er.-hmg. They are not only a-aming the la'culiar fighting tactics of this war, but are building railroads, fell ing trees, sawmg lumber, flying air planes, and working in hospitals abroad. On* month after we declared war the fir-t division of American destroyers reached luiropean waters. SiiKe theu our navy ha> made good; it has put the punch m submarine warfare, it has taken over the patrol of this side of the At lantic. released British ships, and has so ■utfelj convoyed our troops to France ha!, at the hour of this writing, no transport ha.- been |<»st. U o are building ships faster than the most, optimistic ever dreamed possible. Ue have loaned the allies $2,516,400,- 000. and he ab est business m'*n of the coun try have left their private affairs and co-op** ated with the President and his cabinet in organizing the whole gigantic productive, manufacturing and transpor tation industries of the nation. I ruler Mr. Hoover, tin farmers, the miliei . the par Hers, tin* fish industry, the cold storage plants, the dairies and the foodstuff mdu tries are falling in c» line. Ihe fuel producers are being co-ordi nated under Hr. (onfield. The railroads have placed themselves under the lead u\ li p of haniel Willard, it the etvict «*f the government as a unit ot efficiency. Stop have been taken to tighten the food blockade around Herman)*. With the $!<M).o00,000 nest egg the lied (Toss is* doing magnificent work among the wounded and helping to ro build the «leva*tated towns of Trance and Klander . Quietly, efficiently, and with grim pur pose tl great'- t 11* O'. r; lt nation on earth is doing its share. One hundred million intelligent free men are seeing to it that their F’resi lent’s words shall U* no idle bluff. Laugh With Us T‘ »■ «lay t«» dtnwint: fn a rlnwo .Tiid(rr , l Juror* v '*n< .‘t* and lit w **t •*, aI f w »*r.‘ prmv mj; "*'iry, • min *1 for th* |» i t us mr w.u< ciiiks < x.imming rh*• d»f* mlant (f’addv). ftt;i« M how fm r t>* |f bo | iv. . n 'in two town* ’" fir ark . ~ I !s •’> rt •If. A I'or orn* ditto fad'd food t :i!-itiK. i '•<>. "Ah', l four , ( if (Id; a.l-IMT j| I ”Y* it tt'. wn ’» • *h«' flow i I * J rrif-r!* ’ t orr.u t* and th** man of law. Th<- |ud«?P loan«*l forv rd ’No,” ho r* rnarkod •tl,iVf>|', "hr ru.uim* ’;i« it* ft\ rrnw ’ " * •| ■ ii i■,. i ’ i■. r. ful lii n that omrdhinf wuh wmni: ’ont* *rh* to. I lor for M|ii'n fl*t ■I *' ’ M*. !• •nt WonktT than »r forol What and tin- t ti ’ Haven't vott In tut f allow mg th> unitrur * i >)' (Ii ttlyb-Y' *, do* tj,j - .r P< on otfln* *nitui»l 2 l’ i* ' iii ( ifi'in t • lr ■to7 to m .1 ”**' « ’•v jln .' ll ■*• n did not -»*rni ii it; •>. v t'h tno vor> «*dl I in i in*' and to wijrr. do' n 'lm ha> and th» /Mm*!* lop* ail Mfli Ini' tlii lll*'li « I nid 41 Kilik in' tluonf. md I bad to it np. y