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I. BY GEORGE W. HARLOW, 'As in wafer fate amwtrrth to fate, to the heart of man to man." EDITOR 4 PROPRIETOR f 1 ft kosciijsuo, .in., TJtttmsn.iv, m.iv si, is ic. .vu.iittun 90. TE K.TtS. The Chiiosiclk is published every Sat urday morning, at Two Dutlars per annum, invariably in advance. Advertisements will be inserted at the following rates, to wit: For every six ines 0r less, first insertion, fifty cents; and lor each subsequent insertion, twenty-five cents, payable in advance, or upon first intertill- Standing advertisements, every six lines or less, will be inserted as follows: Three months $3 00 Six months w 5 00 One year,." '8 00 Advertisements not marked with the number of insertions, will be continued until forbid, and charged accordingly. Announcing candidates for ollice, five dollar, payable in advance. Any person who wil procure, us. five subscribers, and forward iheamount ($10) snail be entitled to a sixth copy gratis. Letters on business with the office, to ensure attention, must be p st paid or free Monpy may be sent by mail at our risk, if a receipt is first tatau from the post master. Job work must be paid for on aehvery. flew Oiieau.H uiid Hit; I'ueifit'. In the recent published travel of A. M. Gitlume, United Slates consul to California, we find the following inter esting remarks on the subject of a rail way communication, between the Pacific coast and the Missisnppi river, or some one of its navigable tributaries : lu Upper California are three of the best ports, nrid the only harbors for shipping, upon the entire coast of tlie Pacific ocean, upon the continent of Nartli America. If any one should doubt the practicability of a railroad from New Orleans to the . Pacific coast, let ilium rj.ul K mi I ill's expedition to Santa I'V', or any .neurits of the St. LiuU triil'-'rn to that place, and lie could not have a in mien '.s hesitation in believing all thai may bo said, regarding its easy . success, as also me import mce ot ac- rmiiplisliing sucn a mcsuii. ii ira;i ami heavy hden wagons can be drawn be tween the above named plates, without roads, over the plains and thence to the Pacific, it is self evident that a railroad could be constructed without difficulty, or what an engineer would call a single obstruct on. By an examination of the map, it will be perceived that a railroad, running from San Francisco to New Or leans, would only have lu cross the head waters of some of the streams of Texas; and if any of the shoots of the Missis sippi river frh.mld prove to be a formida ble barrier, it can easily be discovered ih.it ihe road could escape all of the wa te s of Texas, and, passing over a dry country, ould be carried direct to Na polein" at the mouth of the Arkansas river. Tins road would never have ice or snow to. cover its rails, or obstruct its passage, but could perpetually be travel ed at all seasons. While upon the Pacific coast, I in quired of an American whom I met lliere, and who had travelled all over New Mexico, if it was his opinion thai a rail roadcould be built from San Fran cisco to the Missi-sippi river? lie re plied that "he hail no doubt or hesitat on in 8 tying that he could drive a sulky all the way from San Francisco to New Orleans, at the rale of ten miles per liour, without the fear of upsett ng it." When a r tad has been constructed from New Orleans to the Pacific, the Missis ipi and the Ohio riters would then hive the monopoly of the commerce of the Pacific ocean! which would also control that of the world ! There would 'hen be not one of the slates of the Union hnt could have a direct trade with ihe East Indies, China, and the islands ftlie Pacific. The southwest, by the filf of Mexico; North and South Car olina, by the Chirleston and Knoxville railroad; Virginia, by her railroad from 1'nint Pleasant in Lynchburg, and canal to Richmond; Maryland, by 'lie Ohio and B dtimore railroad, and Ohio and Potomac canal; and the whole northern titcs, from Pittsburg and the way of l!e lakes. What i$ good Farming. The be?t and most pithy definition we ever heard "f good farming, was given by Mr. Kane, at a large agricultural meeting in Do-seishire, England. He said, he fed his land before hungry, rested it be fore weary ( and weeded it before foul." Se-ure all your ashen. Don't let tfieni be lost. A handful sprinkled around a hill of corn, is preferable to a hovel full of old dung in the hill. On turnips, beans,&c.,&c, their ejects are immediate and efficient. lay lour Debts. All persons, whether in business or not, should make it a point, once in a year and there is no better time than the beginning of the year to settle up their accounts. The merchant should make it a, principle to square' up with all with whom he is accustomed to transact business and in especial to pay off the median es and lab irers in his employ and if a merchant cannot do this, be sure he is in "bad sledding." The menufac lurer should likewise make sqtrare work with the hand in his employment if he cannot accomplish it one year, he will be likely to find more difficulty in doing it the next. The liader, the mechanic whatever profession a man may fol low, he shou.'l adopt it as a rule, in no case to be infringed upon, unless the most unequivocal necessity compels, to settle up once in a year. And those who do business, as well as paying up them selves, should insist upon a settlement with their customers it will not be al vays expected to get the cash, but get something-square the books. You may lose a customer by it, but a custom er who is unwilling to make a settlement once in a year, is not worth having; and where you lose in one instance, you will gain in half a doz' ii for the man who lias been a long lime indebted to you, lather than meet you, will carry his bu siness to another shop, but if compelled to settle, the chances are ten to one that vou hold on to him. Tlu n again the man who is prompt himself, and who insists on promptness in his customers, finds it far easier to make settlements than he who is lax in his system of bu siness people know that it will be ex pected of them, and they time their ar rangements so as to meet the contingen cy. And the prompt business man can a(r()rJ (Q sd cllt,ipcr lhan he who ll)ses quarter of his dues this is self evi- dent. J he latter, in addition to a rea sonable profit, has to average upon his customers the loss thus arising. As bu siness is now done, too often those who have occasion to employ others, with hold the payment for their services as long as possible, and thus oblige them in turn, to neglect payment where they are indebted. It should be remember d that a $5 bill, promptly paid for services, may pay fifty debts of $5 each, by pas sing from hand to hand. It seems to be a general idea aniang mankind that it is not of so much consequence topay small debts as large ones whereas in reality it is generally of much more conse quence. The dues of the laborer, the journeyman mechanic, etc. etc., are but small, and if deprived of these small dues, they are often deprived of the means of obtaining sufficient food and clothing. There is no class of business men that suffer so much on .account of the laxity of customers as the publishers of newspapers. Their dues are gener ally but small in amount, but they are many, and scattered wide and far through the country. It is but a dollar or two says the subscriber, but he forgets that on such small sums depends the ability of the printer to sustain himself and to pay his debts promptly they are his multum in parvo. In fine, promptness in settlements is better for the creditor, better for the debtor and is one of the surest indications of uprightness and honesty. If a lady were lame in the arm, and in the left leu; if she was blind in one eye and couldn't see with the other; il she had no teeth, and her gums worn of); if she had a bump behind, and to amend, was perfectly flat before; and if she was club-footed and had a cancer on her nose; id if she had a "spit fire" temper, ami, forty-nine negroes, with 6eveniy-five thousand dollars rush, how many suitors would she have? Don't all speak at once! An Irishman being asked whether he did not frequently converse with a friend in Irish, replied, "No, indeed; Jemmy often speaks to inn in Irish, but 1 always answer him in English." "Why so?" Because you sec, 1 don't want Jemmy to know that I understand Irish!" The timid man. A timid man can never become great; if he possesses tal ent, he cannot apply it; he is trampled upon by the envious and awed by the Hwnggerine; he is thrust from the direct path whi h lends to honor, by every as pirant who possesses more spirit than hinuclf. A Ileal Conversation. "Sir," said a poor lagged and rough looking man, upon whose countenance traced of sorrow and extreme suffering were .visible, to an individual whose sleek and seemly turn mite betokened plenty and happiness, 'sir, 1 am fam ishing. Will you assist me? Will you give me the means of procuring food and a night's lodging?" "Co along my man, I have nothing for you. You can go to the almshouse, I suppose. I'll give you a line to the Alderman." "Sir," said the poor man. "I'd rather not go to the alms-house. I only de sire a teuipory relief, 1 expect work in a day or two." "Oh! well, scratch along, my man, you are not so badly off as one would imagine." "1 am absolutely starving. I'm sure you wont miss a quarter of a dollar." 'Bless my muI! do you think I ga ther my money from trees? Go along -don't be pertinacious; now do take yourself off, there's a brave man." "You owe me money, sir. I would not remind you of the fact, sir, only that hunger makes me desperate." "Owe you money?" exclaimed the sleek man, stepping back a pace or two "You are mad." "No; seven years ago I worked for you. You failed." "Oh! ah! an old score. ' Oh, that's quite another matter. Did it ever strike you that 1 have taken the benefit of the Act gone clean throughout? creditors no one now? can't touch me! "Yes, sir, 1 earned that money by hard labor. You reaped the benefit of that labor, are rich while I am the poor wieich you see. You owe me that money, sir, in spite of all bankrupt cies." "I never do any thing illegal. What is legal is honorable. The law says 1 don't owe you a cent." "onor says you do, sir, and of the two, honor generally tells more truths than law," said the mendicant, evident ly displeased. "You are getting wearisome. Will you be kind enough to step out of my way? "You call yourself a Christian?" "I am a Christian, I flatter myself a deacon." "You are esteemed a pious, honest, trust-worthy gentleman?" "I am as good a one as can bo found in the whole religious community." Then the dominions of the Evil One can boast of purity when compared with such communities, and the society of thieves is cemented by more real honor. Your respectability, honor, pi ety, and justice ate comprised of your broadcloths and fine words, and go no further. Keep your money I'd starve before I'd touch a copper of it." Some time ago (says the New York Sun) the above conversation actually look place on Broadway, near the A mericau Museum. Some time ago the mendicant now a stove dealer, in tol erable business employed his oppres sor, reduced to want as a porter, and af ter deducting the amount of his bill from his wages when he had earned the amount of the bill, generously presented it to the fallen Pharisee. This is an absolute fact. Every day life teems with such remarkable transactions, and singular reverses. Retributive justice sooner or later overtakes the evil der.& the ingenuity of man knows not how to avert the merited and never failing pun ishment. "Kesolved to die Rich." A very good story is told in the U. S. Journal, of a sailor on board a vessel laden with Spanish dollars, which had been wrecked. The crew were takn ofT, the wreck in boats, and just before the last boat was pushed off, a man was sent back to ascertain if there might not still he some one else left. On arriving on the main deck, where the casks had been left, he found a fellow who had broken open several of the receptacles of base lucre, and spread tht contents thereof on a table cloth on deck, in the midst of which he was seated, weapon in hand. Being told that the ship was fast going to pieces, he replied, 'The ship may go I have lived a poor ras cal all my life, and am resolved to die Rich.' Remonstrance was in vain, and poor Jack, who preferred the death of a rich man to the life of a 'poor rascal,' was left to die alone in his glory. A young gentleman named Glover, from Alabama, a student at the Virginia University, was killed recently in an af fray between the students and some of the men of Raymond's menagerie. The Richmond Enquirer contains the follow ing account of (he tragic occurrence: "During the performances, and just as one of the managers had entered the cage with the lion, tiger, Icopaid and i'ougar,someof tht audience approaching near the cage, were cautioned by one of the men attached to the menagerie not to do so, as serious consequences might ensue to die person in the cage with the wild beasts. Some words ensued be tween the keeper and one or more of those pressing on to the cage, when one of the latter struck the keeper twice with a cane or slick, and he struck in return with a stick; and levelled two or three persons, one of whom never afterwards spoke a word, and died last night at about i o'clock his name is Glover, a stu dent from Alabama. Two others were seriously injured and are now at ihe Monticello House, Messrs. Johnson and Williamson; another, Mr. Waring, less injured. While these things were taking place, the elephant enteied the crowd, throw ing his proboscis about, to drive the peo ple from die ring. Cries of horror arose on all sides; some were paralyzed with fear, and could not move or be moved by their friends. Men lying as if dead on ihe ground; the keeper in ihe lion's cage; men pale with fear; the women shriek ing; children and servants crying out i hat the wild beasts had broken from their cages, and were upon them, and each person anxious to make his escape, presented a scene which few would de sire to witness. No damage was done to any person, except what resulted from a bio given by tine of the keepers. I did not learn his name. A coroner's inquest was called this morning, and learned that their verdict was, thai.lhe death of Mr. G lover resul ted from a blow given by some unknown person. The magistrates have commit ted to the jail three persons belonging to ihe menagerie to undergo fuilher ex amination. It is slated that Glover was a mild, quiet and amiable young man not en gaged in the affray, but acting as pa cificator, lie was in the midst of the combatants, endeavoring11 to quell the ri ot, when he received the blow that un fortunately terminated his existence. The man arrested for indicting the blow by which G. was killed, is John J. Iiailev. Courtship in Church. A young gen tleman happened to sit at church in a pew adjoining one in which was a young lady, for whom he conceived a most sudden, and violent passion, fell desirous of entering into a eourtship on the spot; but the place not suiting a formal decla ration, llii exigency suggested the fol lowing plan: he politely handed his fair neighbor an open bible with a pin stuck in Ihe following text: 2d Epistle of John, 5th verse "and now I beseech thee, lady, not as though I wrote a command ment unlo thee, but ihat we had from the beginning, that we love one another." She returned it with the following: 2d chap, of Ruth, 10th v. "Then she fell on her face and bowed herself to the ground, and said unto him, why have I found grace in thine eyes, that thou shouldst take notice of me. seeing I am a stranger?'' II returned the book pointing to ihe 3d Epimle of John: "having many things to write unto you, I would not write with jiaper and ink: hut I trust to come unto you and speak face to face," From the above inter view, the marriage took place the ensu- mg week. Negative Innocence. "What's the matter John?" 'I ain't done nothing, father.' Well what are you crying for, you lubber?' I was afraid you'd whip me.' What, whip you when you hav'nt done anything?' 'Yes, yes.' (Jo into the house you lubber.' John went into the house and his father went down to the farm. Very Boon his father came back in a rage, and laying a cowhide over ihe urchin's back, said, Did I not tell you when 1 went sway, to hoc that com.' 'Yes, sir! but you told me just now that you wouldn't whip me if I hadn't done nothing.' An Indian Speech. Has-ti-co-luc-chee, an Indian of the Seminole tribe, and nephew of Osceolo, delivered an address on Thursday eve ning at the 1st Presbyterian church, in this city, in accordance with a previous announcement. His voice was good, and his manner earnest, simple, and rather prepossessing. He said, that a few years ago he was a toy in the swamps of Florida. When about ten or eleven years old, his father took him to Augusta.whither the latter went to sell his furs. While there, his father fell in company with another Indian, and both being drunk, they had a quarrel the white men formed a ring nround them and they fought Has-ti-co-Jue-chee's father was so badly injured that he died that night. Next day the young Indian wandered about ihe town without a pro tector, and finally got into company with some sailor3 who eniiced him to their ship. He remained on this ves sel three years, making voyages to va rious ports in Europe, Asia and Africa. He learnt the English language and em braced the Christian religion. After leaving the vessel upon which he had. been sailing, he returned to his tribe in search of his family, and found they had all died or had "been killed in the war. Since that lime he has been en deavoring to ameliorate the condition of his Indian brethren by educating and christianizing them, lie is now on a tour to collect means for that purpose, and is anxious to procure books, agri cultural implements, or anything that may be useful in bettering their condi tion. He represents his tribe as being in a very destiiute condition in its new lo cation so much so that many would have died during the last winter, but for the assistance of the neighboring In dians. He denounces the conduct of our government in forcing their removal, and expatiated on their atttachment to their native forests, the graves of their ancestors, &c. lie says that when they departed to their new home in the West, one of them dug up the bones of his wife and carried them all the way upon his shoulders Zow. Ihm. "Progressive" America Is thecap tion t an article in a lale number of the London Times. The writer indulges in many sad reflections because of the rapid growth of the Great Republic Ho hears from afar the tread of coming millions; and, in prophetic vision, sees the thrones of hoary oppression melting away before the skill and enterprise and indomitable energy of American freemen. He says : No European politician can look . for ward to the power of the United States within the present century, but with ihe most appalling prospects : In 1830, the census of pop ulation was 12,000,000 In IU, it was 17,000,000 In 1850, at same rate there will be In I860, " In 1870, " In 1880, " In 1890, " In 1900, " 21,083,333 31,118,055 48,270,959 C8.202.280 90,610,361 137,102,513 Speaking of the transformation of the wilderness to the granary of ihe world of our wonderful internal improvements, and the far reaching activity of our com merce, he says: "The greatest labor of Hercules, the noblest deeds recorded of man in an cient or modern history, sink to naught when compared with the doings of Brother Jonathan." IVondcrful Mosquitoes. There i.i an anecdote going the rounds of a certain reverend gentleman down East, who on one occasion found his congregation rather drowsy. Wishing to wake them up he broke off in the midst of his'ser. mon and began to relau some wonderful things he had seen in York State. A mong other wonders he said he had seen musquitoes so large that many of them would weigh a pound! and moreover, that they were often known to climb ii era auu ourH! On being called to account by one of the Deacons who felt himself much scandalized by hearing such incredible stories from the pulpit, the old minister said he really believed, that a great ma ny of them would weigh a pound; and as to tho barking, if they climbed trees at all, they would be obliged to climb the bark as well ! 1 V, 5 I ( '4 i if ir V WW