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CALOMEL IKES 1 11, UGH! IT S MERCURY AND SALIVATE Straighten Up! Don't Lose a Day's Work! Clean Your Sluggish Liver and Bowels With "Dodson's Liver Tone." Vgh! Calomel makes ft dose of the vile, dangerous drug to- uiBut ana tomorrow you may lose a day's work. Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the boues. Calomel, when It comes into contact with sour bile crashes into it, break ing it up. This is when you feel thr.t awful nausea and cramping. If you feel sluggish and "all knocked out." if your liver is torpid and bowel:, consti pated or you have headache, dizziness coated tongue, it breath is bad or Btomach sour, just try a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. -Here's my guarantee Go to any drug store or dealer and get a EO-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a spoonful tonight and if it doesn't W MILL 11 - F-ri Ve,a- Fo' Malaria, ChllU and Fever. Ala r me General Strengthening Tonic. SOc mi $1.00 it ill Dr Start. Appropriate. "Can you suggest a good motto to hang up in the dining room?" asked the boarding-house mlBtress. "How about 'Forgive us this day our dally bread?'" suggested the man who was going to move the next day any how. COVETED BY ALL but possessed by few a beautiful head of hair. If yours la streaked with gray, or is harsh and stiff, you can re store it to its former boauty and lus ter by using "La Creole" Hair Dress ing. Price $1.00. Adv. As long as It is only talk, let the other fellow have his way. Why should you care? For Thrush and Foot Diseases Antiseptic, Cleansing and Healing 5om Your Stock HAN FORD'S Balsam of Myrrh A LI N I MSNT For Galls, Wire Cuts, Lameness. Strains, Bunches, Thrush, Old Sores, Nail Wounds. Foot Rot, Fistula, Bleeding, Etc., Etc Made Since 1846. to5bWr Price 25c, 60c and $1.00 a f I On WRITE All Dsalers c- Hnfoni " c (til UbUlblO BVEACUbK, ft. V. Every Woman Wants si FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE Dissolved in water for douche stops pelvic catarrh, ulceration and inflam mation. Recommended by Lydia E. Pinkham Med. Co, for ten year. A healing wonder for naial catarrh, ore throat and sore eyes. Economical. Hl estnordinuy deaoiina and iieniiicidal powtr, SpUFf. 50c. ail druggist, or poitpaid by Ismail. Trw PaiTon Toiirt Company. Bonlon, Mnm. K XX XX A Famous Physician's Wonderful Discovery After series of careful experiments and tests at the Invalids' Hotel and Sur gical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., covering many years Dr. I'rce, the medical di rector of that hospital, made announcement that he could prove that a medicine which he called "ANURIC" was the best uric acid solvent now to be had. As a rem edy for those easily recognised symptoms of inflammation as scalding urine, back ache and frequent urination, as well as sediment in the urine, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheumatism, lum bago sciatica, gout, it is simply wonder ful how quickly "Anutic" acts; causing the pains and stiffness rapidly to disap pear. Swollen hands, ankles, feet are due to a dropsical condition, often caused by disordered kidneys. Naturally when the Biliousness Means" Suicide! The function of the liver la to parity the blood and keep the system free from poison and decaf. Constipation, blliouaneaa, (xkniu, dullness, general laaaituda and haadache'a mult from an unclean livor. It ia nothing less than alow suicide to allow such a condition to continue. The established remedy ia Dr. Thacher's Liver and Blood Syrup It is a pur, harmless and effective vegetable remedy, prescribed by reputable phrttdant (or liver complaints, biliousness, kidnar trouble, impure or had blood, pimple. Indirection, sour stomach, sick headaches. It contains gentle laxattvea, which encourage the liver to do its duty. The response la quick, sura and UiUng. Ru7 a buttla today. 60c atxi tl at your dealer's. m THACHER MEDICINE CO.,' CHATTANOOGA. TENN. . straighten you rleht feel fine and vigorous by morning I want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone Is destroying the sale of calomel be cause it is real liver medicine; entire ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sali vate or. maki you sick. I gua'antee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your slug gish liver to work and clean your bow els of that sour bile and constipated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. I guar antee that a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire family feel ing fine for months. Give it to your children. It is harmless; doesn't gripe and they like its pleasant taste. Adv. NEC Might Save His Chip. Once Gladstone was cutting a tree on his estate. Two yokels each took up a chip to treasure. "When I die, lads," said Sandy, "this chlp'll go in my coffin!" "Sandy," said an old wife standing near, "If thou'd worship thy God as thou worship Gladstone, thou'd stand a better chance of going where the chip wouldna burn!" TRY DARKENING YOUR GRAY HAIR WITHOUT DYES Shampoo your half and scalp each morning for about a week with Q-Ban Hair Color Restorer. If your hair is gray, streaked with gray, prematA-oly gray or faded, brittle, thin or falling, all your hair will then be beautifully darkened and to such a natural, even dark shade no one would suspect that you had applied Q-Ban. Q-Ban is no dye, perfectly harmless, but makeB all your hair soft, fluffy, thick, with that lustrous dark shimmer which makes your hair so fascinating. Big bottle sent prepaid or sold by druggists for 60c. Address Q-Ban Laboratories, Mem phis, Tenn. Adv. Seasonable. "In what direction does the village lie, my friend ?" "Well, it's liable to He in any ! direction that comes handy, but at this time of the year it's mostly about Csh." HEAL SKIN TROUBLES That Itch, Burn and Disfigure by Using Cutlcura. Trial Free. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal. Rashes, eczemas, pimples, dandruff and sore hands yield to treatment with Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. Relief is Immedi ate and healment, in most cases, com plete, speedy and permanent. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. The Vocal Belligerent "My voice is for war." "But are you willing to offer the rest of yourself?" Dr. B. F. Jackson.Celebrated Physician, handed down to posterity his famous prescription for female troubles. Now Bold under the name of "Femenlna." Price 50c and J1.0Q. Adv. Some women have a mania for col lecting marriage certificates. kidneys are deranged the blood is filled with poisonous waste matter, which set tles in the feet, ankles and wrisU; or under the eyes in bag-like formations. It is just as necessary to keep the kid neys acting properly as to keep the bow els active. The very best possible way to take care of yourself is to take s glass of hot water before meals and an "Anurle" tablet. In this way it is readily dissolved with the food, picked up by the blood and finally reaches the kidneys, where it has a tonic etlect in rebuilding those organs. Step into the drug store, and ask for a 50-cent package of Anuric," or send Dr. Pierce 10c for trial pekg. "Anuric" many times more potent than lithia, eliminates uric acid as hot water melts sugar. A short trial will convince jcu. Adv. MPPiHSfia j How They Make Street Cars Stop in Chicago CHICAGO. John rested his weight on one foot, banged a hollow dinner pall against his knee, and watched a Cottage Grove car sail Insolently by, bulging with the human-loop sardine. John wanted to get home, and there was lots of room in a supperless stomach cjualnt old custom. It may have baen the rakish trolley pole which suggested the ensuing bit of land-piracy, or poBsibly the motorman wafted them an exasperating grin. At any rate, the dinner-pale buccaneers picked out one car, pulled off the trolley pole and swarmed aboard with curBes instead of cutlasses between their teeth. Man, woman and child, babes in arms, were sent over the plank with their clammy, useless transfers clasped in hand. When the passengers had been emptied from the car the raiders broke windows, tore up seats, and completely wrecked the vehicle. A call sent in by the crew brought police, but the crowd dispersed at the bluecoats' approach md no arrests were made. The protest was effective. The car company switched cars from branch lines to carry the bad buccaneers home. Most of the party which held up the car are workmen employed at plants and shops near this corner, who live in Pullman, West Pullman and Roseland. They have made many complaints of the inadequate service, the police declare, and scores of them during the rush hour have been forced to wait an hour or more for a car. Puppies Are Guests of a Great New York Hotel NEW YORK. With the hum of mighty drivewheels for their lullabys ant) grimy engine-room workers for their nurses, seven motherless puppies are being coddled to strong young doghood in the subbaseroent of one of New York's greatest hotels. On the diet which was devised, along with the feeding apparatus, by the chief en gineer of the hotel, they are growing fat and playful. Vp in the hotel kitchen, noarer the level of the earth than the deeply hidden engine room, highly paid chefs each day prepare the milk which the puppies suckle three times every 24 hours. It Is diluted and sweetened and then heated to the proper temperature before it is poured into seven carefully scalded bottles that are placed in the rack from which the pups are fed. Each bottle has a rubber tube and the conventional nipple, only in this case the nipple is the tiniest which could be found. The Beven little pups, packed close together in a row, eat regularly at nine In the morning and at one and half-past four o'clock in the afternoon. The dogs are the offspring of the chief engineer's fox terriers, Nifty and Dot Dot, the mother, died less than two weeks after the pups were born, and the chief engineer faced the problem of either drowning the dogs or rais ing them. The idea of drowning them never seriously entered the chief engineer's head, for he loves dogs, and he had Been the marking on the pups and knew of what breed they were. So he sat himself in his big chair and thought for a long time; after which he called on the chofa in the kitchen and talked persuasively. The result was the nursery in the subbasement, where the great machinery which heats, lights and maintains the hostelry has its being. The pupa have never been to the surface of the earth yet, but they are getting frisk and fat despite that. Social Usage Course in New York University NEW YORK. At last a college is meeting the real needs of the age. The classics may be forgotten, but New York university has a course in social usage and etiquette. Arthur H. Nason, assistant professor of English, is the instructor. Ho is a tall, courteous per the weather and the ball game," was the smiling response. "And just what do you study?" "We're very practical. The first time we studied 'Usages in Public' Last time it uas 'The Bachelor as Guest.' Next time we will tako up 'The Bachelor as Host.' " The professor was very uncommunicative as to just what topics came under these heads. "Usages in Public," it was explained, covered "how to act on the street or in the theater." Possibly it includes a careful study of the various methods of removing one's hat when meeting a woman on the street. Should It be lifted, or should it be lowered with a graceful sweep? Then there Is that vexed question of Just when it is proper to take a girl's arm, and how much of it one should take. The subject of "The Bachelor as Guest" would naturally involve Bitch topics as: What to Bay when ycu have spilled soup on the table; how to manage, spaghetti when your hostess is watching you; the propriety of gnawing a chop while holding it in your fingers; how to eat grapefruit with out squirting the Juice, and "The Proper Remarks to Make When Viewing the Infant Child of a Relative." Shreveport Treasure Hunter Keeps on Digging SHREVEPORT, LA. Having discovered evidence of what he believes U burled treasure or a gold mine on a piece of ground on Fairfield avenus owned by Dr. J. M. Comegys in the most exclusive residence district ol the city, a Shreveport contractor named Farm er spent all day and part of a night digging in the plot for hidden wealth. Farmer claims he was led to the spot by a divining rod, and he further main tains that his divining rod hasn't played him false, because it leads him to the exact spot every time he moves. Farmer, with the assistance of three negro helpers, labored far into tho night in search of the treasure or mine, or whatever It Is, and spadeful after spadeful of dirt had been re moved without results. Late bulletins from the scene Indicated that no treas ure had been disclosed as yet, though the hole measured four feet doep and as many feet In width when the search was concluded temporarily. Shreveport Is too far inland to have been the haunt of Captain KIdd or any other of our well-known pirates, and the next best guess is that it Is a gold mine, Farmer won't quit until he Is convinced to his own satisfaction that his divining rod has pulled a "boner" ox that there Is really a treasure at the spot, to permit his resentment against the company to expand. John was shortly Joined by Joes, Jims, Harrys, Williams, Horaces, Toms, et al to the number of 200, and they banged their dinner pails and watched car after car snort past Ninety-third and Cottage Grove without even a tactful hesitation. They had observed the phenomenon for so many evenings that it had almost become a son, with a very neat Van Dyke beard, and evidently well qualified to give such a course. He assured a reporter that the course is not official. But it may become such In time. He said a group of medical preparatory students wanted it for purely professional pur poses. A doctor must know bow to get along with his patients, you know. "How many Btudeuts have you?" was asked. "Fifteen or twentv. deDendine on kX' lit. t- Tt kt xc m tjf 3 t For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Has Been Woman's Most Reliable Medicine Here is More Proof. ,To women who are suffering from some form c? woman's special ills, and have a constant fear of breaking; down, the three following letters ought to bring hope: Pinkham remedies." Mrs. Matmb Testimony from Oklahoma. Lawton, Okla. "When I tegan to take Lvdia E. Piakham's vegetable Compound I seemed to be good fur nothing. I tired easily and had headaches much of the time and was invtrular. I took it again before my little child was born and it did me a wonderful amount of good at that time. I never fail to recommend Lvdia E. Ilnkham's V egetablo Compound to ailing women because it has done so much, for me." Mrs, A. L. McCaslaxd, Coy Have fct., Lawton, Okla. From a Grateful Massachusetts Woman. Roxbtuy, Mass." I was saenng fir n -fUn nation and was examined by a i ! -i 1 1 1 vt 1 1 1 1 that my trouble, was caused by a dispiac'mi nt. My symptoms were Ix-ai-im? down pains WktiV and sluggish liver. I tried s i il 1- i I r 1 1 i cine; then I was ask-.-d to tr I lit 1 l' k' Vegetable Compound. It ht-e - li, nil i pieaseu u oe m my usual go u 1 m ivi and highly recommend it." Mrs. L. M- ( 1 Ilaynes Tark, Koxburv, Mass. If yovi want special advice E. Pinkham .Medicine Co. ( confidential) I.ynn. Mass. Your letter will bp opened, read and answered by il woman and held in strict confidence. Rabbits Stall Stagecoach. George Crowell, stage driver on the route from Austin to Potts, is author ity for the Btatement that his team was stalled on the home trip at Hot Springs, east of Spencers, by an army of Jack rabbits. He said they resem bled a drove of sheep, and leaped into the tall sage when finally seared away. Austin (Nev.J Dispatch to New York Sun. Druggist Knows the Best Kidnsy Remedy For inore than twenty yeari I h.ive been successfully EcJling Dr. Kilmer's t-wsnio-Root to my customers who were in mej of such a medicine and they all speak in the highest terms of the good results obtnincj from its use. I know it is a good modi sine for kidney, liver Hnd bladder trouble and I never hesitate in recommending it to anyone who is in need of it. Very trulv vours, W. II. MASON. Drnpzipt. Jan. 5th, 1916. Humboldt, XeiiO. Letter to Dr. Kilmer Lr Co. Blnohamtun, N. Y. Prove Whit Swimp-Root Will Do For Yoi t-eiid ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co , Dinlmimon. N. Y., for a sample e bot tle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of v,du;ib!e infor mation, telliUK' about the kidneys an.l bl.id (ier. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Risular fifty-cent and one dollar size bottles for sale at uiJ du tores. Adv. Tima'B Changes. Flat bush Don't you thipk ti:::es have changed? Pensonhurst Most decidedly. Now. In the spring the young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of snow. Whenever You Need a General Tonic Take Grove's The Old Standard Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen eral Tonic because it contain? the well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It acts od the Liver, Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. 50 cents. Some men's Idea of good luck Is to owe more than they" can pay. Weak, Falnty Hetrt, and Hytterlo can be rectified by taking "Renovine" a heartaud nerve tonic. Price 50c and )i. Ml, Many trains of thought miss connec tion. Fully guaranteed Roofing beat reaponaibility General Roofing Manufacturing Company w w a Tl !North Crandon, Wis. When I was 15 vcars old I got married and at 13 years I gave lirlh to twins and it left iuc with very joor health. I could not walk across the finer without Laving to s:t down to rest and it was Lard fur me to keep aloct and do my work. I went to a doctor and he told me I had a displacement and vlcers, and would have to have an ojieration. This frightened me so much that I did not know what to do. IlaviEsr heard of Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Compound I thought I would give it a trial and it made me as Well as ever. I cannot. s;.v fTinuu-h in ftiunrnf thm Asbach, "Forth Craadon, Wis. : 1 3 wife to Lvdia 'Jt Costly. "Did yez give yer we:fo anything un her birthday. Pat?" "Ol did." "I'hwat. did it cost yez?" "Tin dollars or tin days." IT IS IMPERATIVE that you keep a bottle of Mississippi Diarrhoea Cordial in your mpdJcrne chest. In constant use for ft7 yean. Price 2Sc and fee Adv. Even the a finished Irani. youtli who ribims to have education has a lot to fits. rrrrrrT, rt.t.io strK-p;i Stepped :ii l(!v. F::: y ar, , f m in:-,-n;,;i! of l.r. K..n. Ktl .-;.-v M .lici rip inoi; n.a r.-" I.a !f . V '1 M a 1. 1.1: f ttE. Iili. B.L1M. luMl'A.NV, lifii hank, M- J .-. A statesman is -eleet d. a vaMitic Eft jllgMrKontej I REDUCED RATES to ains Seashore D. K. BOWMAN Dept. 1 General P.isen?er Agent Cincinnati. Oblo DAISY FLY FULLER "ri 2T fit. kt, eta a, : -de. p. Last BfX t'B itainn. Udaai inaltvl, Oavn'tatptllorlBO ovr; vitl Dot aotl l b J an t h I VBU ti fcnui taMd effective A U d I r or not) iprcM Piaid for HA laV&OU) lOMfi&l, 1M pt .Ull Ar., BmUra. B "Pile-Powders" fi!&s. POTATO SLIPS, BUNCH YAM, NANCY HALL. trorMora, eelrt ova 1 (U II K. 104 i.ff on M ui wore. 1 lia Joyuor Co., Coiauibua, Kim. Lilian ed I'ure Inspntnl cprtlttei aevaV iV?. "I? I, ".. b hvr' nrr.i.ononr Ilrlttd M. C. Mrt'rummen, I.tiblxx-k. Tfsiuk. W. N. U., MEMPHIS, NO. 21-1916. For A.e by dealer everywhere L1 Mount ST W wan mm i it it t t m tw r I w wMy OTIU DUiUMTlQ IMpCTf awajanon unn ft.