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Portland New Age
Established 1896 A.D. Grifin, Manager
Office, 4:24 Second Bt., cor. Ash, Rooms 1 and
2, Portland, Oregon. S
To insure fzuflfi;atlon allv local mews must
reach us not later than Thursday morning of
each week,
Subscription price, one year, payé.ble in ad
vance, $2.00,
POCPCOCOOOORREOPOE
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¢ PORTLAND LOCALS
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Get the habit and move to thé East
Side. %
Mrs. M. Bettis is getting very feeble
and is blind.
W. W. Wheeler expects to move to
the East Side soon.
Charley Walker expects to soon
leave for Seattle to open a saloon.
We see Mr. Frazier has returned
from Seattle and is all smiles to be
home again.
Rev. Mrs. G. E. Jackson and adopt
ed daughter Minnie Davis are expect
ed home here soon.
Another Baptist church has started
here and is holding its meetings at
Twelfth and Glisan streets.
Mr. and Mrs. A. D. Griffin returned
Friday morning from Montana, where
thev have been visiting for tt e past two
weeks.
Mr. and Mrs. E. J. Bolmer have re
moved to 108 North Twenty-first
street. Mr. and Mrs. Eistill are room
ing with them. ;
Dr. Tolliver preached an able ser
mon at Bethel church, 68 North Tenth
street, on last Sunday evening to a
large and appreciative congregation.
We are patiently waiting to see and
hear the opera and dramatic company
make their debut, with Mrs. G. B.
Hall as directress. Particulars later.
Mr. Rhea, one of our young gentle
men who has made this place his
home for some time, left on Monday
night for Baker City. He will be
missed much, as he was a very useful
man.
Mr. J. W. Payne will give a Valen
tine dance on February 13 at Union
hall on Stark street. Go and have a
good time. We can safely say that all
who do attend will get their money’s
worth of enjoyment.
Don't fail to attend the exercises at
the Zion church, Thirteenth and Main
streets, on Monday evening, February
12. Lincoln’t 97th birthday will be
observed. A good program has been
prepared by Mrs. Mary Moore McAfee.
Dr. G. E. Jackson preached to a
large audience on last Sunday even
ing. He also gave some good sound
advice to our young people, which we
hope they will adhere to. There is
too much laughing and funmaking in
church nowadays.
Rev. C. C. X. Laws and wife left
on Monday evening on the Southern
Pacific for Sacramento, Cal. They
will also visit San Francisco and Los
Angeles for some months. Rev. Laws
will locate either in Stockton or Sac
ramento. Rev. Laws was well liked
here, v
Household of Ruth, No. 844, G. V. O.
of O. F., will give a public installation
at their hall on Tuesday, February 13.
The many friends of the Household
are especially invited to be present.
A good time is promised all who at
tend. Plenty of refreshments will he
served, vagil
Mrs. Dr. Blumah entertained a few
of her friends at the Portland on
Thursday afternoon. Mr. J. W. Payne
rendered several beautiful solos, and
was heartily encored after each onme.
Mr. Payne was in fine voice. Mrs.
Mary Moore was his accompanist on
that occasion.
Mr. Wm. Duncan was one of the un
fortunates on the O. R. & N. train
which was so badly wrecked at Bri
dal Vail on February 7 at an eary
hour. Mr. Duncan’s face and ear were
cut pretty badly. He was also inter
nally hurt. There were four killed
outright and many hurt seriously. The
O. R. & N., we venture to say, has
more wrecks than any other line run
ning into Portland.
+ The A. M. E. Zion choir, assisted by
some of the very best home singers
among our white friends, and Mr,
Webber's Guitar and Mandolin club,
also Mr. Holm, Mr. J. W. Payne, solo
jsts; Mr. Moses and Dr. J. U. Merri
man, soloists, and Miss Susie Craw
ford, will recite. Madames§ D. M. Mer
riman and H. M. Gray will render a
duet. This sacred concert will be
given at the Marquam theater on Sun
day afternoon at 3 o'¢lock sharp. Mrs.
Mary Moore McAfee accompanist.
February 11, 1906,
French Dyeing and Cleaning Worka.
All work done at very modreate prices.
Dyeing and cleaning of all ‘kinds of
ladies’ and gent’s clothing. ~ Morn
ing cloth dyed in 48 hours. J. De
leau, proprietor, 455 Glisan street. *
The Illinois Central maintains un
excelled service from the west to the
east and south. Making close connec
tions with trains of al transcontinental
lines passengers are given choice of
routes to Chicago, Louisville, Mem
phis and New Orleans, and through
these points to the far east.
Prospective travelers desiring in
formation as to the lowest rates and
best routes are invited to correspond
with the following representatives.
B. U. Trumbull, Commercial Agent,
142 Third St, Portland, Ore.
J. C. Lindsey, Trav. Passenger Agent,
‘ 142 Third St., Portland, Ore.
Paul B. Thompson, Passenger Agent,
Colman Building Seattle, Wash.
SATISFIED.
| There are mafy persons who never
'heard of Columbus, and some—but not
80 many—who do not know who
'Thomas A. Edison is. But in his own
realm “Bow-legged Bill” Darling 1s
’more famous thalt either of them. In
that particular portion of the Missis
; sippl Valley which he frequents, not
|to know Bow-legged Bill would be an
: unwelcome distinction.
| 811 l sat one October morning upon
lthe shady bank of the bayou, pleasant
|ly engaged In extracting the lusclous
lpulp from a ripe papaw, a sack of
'which lay at kis feet. When papaws
are ripe, pecans are dropping and
squirrels are prime. All these things
|were in the bayou woods, and Bill was
happy. Half a dozen coon dogs lay
about In expectant attitudes, waiting
for Bill to turn his attention to more
stable viands than fruit, and an an
clent muzzle-loading rifle beside a tree
‘|occasionally shared their attention.
Now and then Bill cast a reflective
‘|éye upon a stranger who was watching
bim. The stranger was well dressed
and well fed, of middle age, but sad
and solemn of visage.
“Look a-yeau, strangeh,” sald Bill
|at last. ‘“You-all ain’'t feelin’ right
peart. You betteh eat a few of these
yeah papaws. They ain’t nothin’ bet
| teh.”
\ The stranger took one with melan
choly thanks. As he munched It the
sadness gradually faded from his face.
| “That’s something like,” he sald,
: taking another. “Like being a boy.
Obh, if I could get away where no one
knows me, and rest, and rest!”
| “I don’t know you none,” said Bill,
cheerfully. *“Set right down heah and
jrest as long as you-all got a mind tu.”
“I want to get out of the world of
business, where I'll never hear the
sound of my name. I'm sick of it!"”
“Well, strangeh,” said Bill, “that
ought to be easy. It ain’t as If you
was famous, like me. Most everywheh
you go you'll heah my name, but T
ain't neveh heard yourn, naw, begging
youh pardon, I don't want tu. But ef
iyou want to git away—why, I'm start
llu' up the bayou right now, and you
can come with me.”
’ Half an hcur later they were In
| Blll's skiff, far in the bayou fastnesses.
The stranger had begun to drink’ in
,deep breaths of the free air and to
look about with an amazed interest.
'He picked up Bill’'s gun and examined
ilt and sighted it.
“Any coons reund?”’ he asked.
’ They disappeared into the woods
|that day, and for two weeks Bill's fa
i vorite resting spot near the mouth of
‘the bayou knew. him not. At last they
came back, the stranger pulling strong
ly and RBill lounging in the stern over
‘a pile of pecans and butternuts.
| “Bil,” sald the stranger, “I haven't
been square with you. I'm a big spec
ulator, Bill, and a rich man. I want
lto give you something—a house, a
cabin-boat, a farm—say what you'll
have. You have pulled me through an
awful fit of the blues.”
| “Strangeh,” drawled Bill, lazily, “if
I had a cabin-boat I'd have to take
care of it. If I had a house I'd huve‘
ito live In it. If I had a farm I'd have
|to live on it If T had a new gun I'd
have to ile it and keep it clean. If I
owned the biggest business In Sent
Louis I'd have to go to Sent Louls to
run it. No, suh, I don't want none of
ern. I've got six coon dogs now, and
couldn’t use anotheh. I don’t owe ary
'oent for rent, taxes or grub. My hunt
iin’ license is perpetooal and automatle,
and fishin’ is free. No, suh, misteh,
thankin' you all the same, they ain't
nothin’ a rich man can do foh me.”
Seven Ages of Insurance.
At first the agent,
Nagging and bothering the busy man;
And then the manager, with gladsoma
face, it
His eagle eye upon a city full .
Of folks who will give up the ghost some
day;
And then the stuffed director, waxing
fat
Upon the bounty of the specter's walk.
And then a president, of lerdly mien,
Full of strange oaths on the witness
stand.
* * * The fifth age shifts !
And see, forsooth, a vivid yellow eur,
Tin can on tail filled up with clinking
gold,
Fleet-footed, beating It to Albany:
Then comes the politician, sly withal,
Who loses sleep conjuring hold-up bills
And making life insurance pay the
freight.
Last scene of all, the persons higher up
In absent-minded, blank oblivion,
Who, when you ask them, *“Tell us who's
your friend?"”
Talk aimlessly in foolish platitudes,
Sans memory for names and .everything.
—New York World.
Explained. '
“Say, paw.”
“Well, son?”
“What is frenzied finance?”
“Frenzied finance, my son, is the
way your mother goes after my pay
envelope every Saturday night. Now
run and play.”—Milwaukee Sentinel.
H Grand Larceny. "
He—Suppose I steal a kiss?
She—Oh, that would be only petty
larceny. i
He—And suppose I steal a hundred?
She—Oh, that would be grand, of
course.—Judge.
A good many years ago the “cut-up”
used to win his reputation by stick
ing the molasses candy he was pull
ing into some girl’s halir; how does he
win it these days?
Everyc;xé thinks that everyone
twenty years older than he is should
be reconciled to die. .
2 HIS LAST WORDS. Z
'l‘he inquisitive traveller through
this world would have a hard, cold
journey if he encountered many such
persons as the one who frustrated the
intentions of a fellow passenger, and
whose exhaustive statement was re
cently chronicled in an exchange. He
had suffered from domestic troubles,
and was at the time on his way to
start life afresh in another section of
the country. He was a dyspeptic-look-!
ing man, and when the inquisitive pas
senger behind leaned forward with a
confidential “Pardon me, sir, but what
—" the dyspeptic was ready.
“Adam was the first man,” he said,
in a cold, gray monotone. ‘“Moses was
the meekest man; there never was any
meekest woman. Columbus discovered
America, John Hancock signed the
Declaration of Independence. In the
winter of 1847 and 1848 potatoes form
ed almost the sole food of the Irish
peasantry. White sheep eat more than
black ones because there are more of
them. A door is not a door when it's
ajar. - Schiey’s name {is pronounced
‘Sly,” and golf is ‘goff.” It is highly
improper to wear a silk hat with a
sack coat. There never was any such
person as the Ahkoond of Swat. The
great weakness of the American peo
ple is signing petitions without read
ing them. Yes, it is a good morning,
and I have used everybody's soap.
I_"
Here the inquisitive man attempted
an interruption, but it was of no avail.
“The foregoing information,” went
on the accentless voice, “is all I know
about anything of any name or nature
-—past, present or future. I don't
know anything else of any kind, char
acter, style, shape or color, good, bad
or indifferent. I not only do not know
anything else, but I don’'t want to.
“I want nothing in the world but
peace,” he added, after a few illumin
ating remarks about his past trials,
“and if you don't let me alone 171
throw my gripsack out of the window
and jump out after it. I have spokea.”
—Youth’s Companion.
Fiis Last Words,
“Are you sure your shooting was
accidental?’ asked the hospital sur
geon.
“Oh, yes,” gasped the dying victim;
“Jiggins—was—fooling-——with—a-—gun
and—pointed—
. "Is there any message you wish
to_’,
“Just—tell—him-—l—said ‘T—told—
you—so'— Ah!”"—Philade!phia Press.
Betweéen Those Girfs,
Miss Ascum—When Mr. f{i(~h!y saw
my photograph he sald it was very
pretty, didn't he? Come, now, hon
est?
Miss Chellus—No; quite the reverse.
He said it was a good likeness.—Phil
adelphia Press.
Apout tne most ghastly sight we
know anything about ‘s the hanginz
of bed clothes on the line which leads
the ueighbors to decide that some one
has fust died. v
Always ask for the famous General
Arthur eigar. Esberg-Gunst Cigar
Ce., general agents, Portland, Or. *
The Illinoig Central maintains un
excelled service from the west to the
east and south. Making connections
with trains of all transcontinental
lines, passengers are given their choice
of routes to Chicago, Lousivile, Mem
phis and New Orleans, and through
these points to the far east.
Progpective travelars desiring in
formation as to the lowest rates and
best routes are invited to correspond
with the following representatives.
B. U. Trumbull, Commercial Agent,
142 Third St., Portland, Ore.
J. C. Lindsey, Trav. Passenger Agent,
142 Third St., Portland, Ore.
Paul B. Thompson, Passenger Agent,
Colman Building, Seattle Wash.
No trains in the service on any rail
road in the world that equals in equip
ment that of the Chicago, Milwaukee
& St. Paul Ry. They own and operate
their own sleeping and dining cars
on all their trains and give their
patrons an excellance of service not
obtainable elsewhere.
Berths on their sleepers are longer,
higher and wider than in similar cars
on any other line. They protect their
trains by the Block system.
Connections made with all transcon
tinental lines in Union Depots.
Her tales Dansk, Svensk og Norsk.
Hier wird deutsch gesprochen.
H.' S. Rowe, General Agent, Port
land, Oregon. 134 Third Street, cor
ner Alder.
SUMMONS.
In the Circuit Court of the State of Ore
gon, for Multnomaf?‘ County.
E. Warran, plaintiff, vs. Catherine E.
Warren, defendant.
To Catherine E. Warren, the above
named defendant:
In the name of the State of Oregon,
yvou are hereby required to appear and
answer the complaint filed against you
in the above-entitled suit on or bhefore
the 26th day of February, 1906, and If
you fail to so answer, the plaintiff will
apply to the above-entitled Court for the
relief prayed for in plaintiff's complaint
herein: namely, for a decree that you be
required to reconvey to plaintift lot five
(5), in block eighteen (18), in Kinzel
Park, Multnomah County, State of Ore
gon, and in case you fail to so reconva?
the said property within thirty days af
ter such decree, that the said decree
to stand for and have the effect of such
deed, together with the costs and dis
bursements of the suit.
This summons is published in The New
Age for a period of six weeks; first pub
lication thereof to be January 13, 1906.
By order of Arthur Y.. Frazer, Judge
of the above-entitled court, bearing date
January 11, 1906.
\ W. 8. HUFFORD,
Attorney for Plaintiff, 202 and 203 “Abing
\ ton Building, Portland, Ore.
First insertion January 13.
i Last insertion February 24
THE PIONEER PAINT COMPANV.‘
The -pio- '
neer paint es
tabliskment !
of Portland is |
that of F. E.|
Beach &!
Company, of
135 First St., |
the oldestl
and most re |
Hable house
of its kind inl
the Northwest. It carries an immense
stock of the best things in paints and
building materials, together with an
unusual list of specialties. Those who
need anything in these lines can cer
tainly profit by going to F. E. Beach |
& Company. Remember the number,l
135 First street.
When in Seattle visit
HANSON & CO°’S
Billiard Parlors
The Finest in the Northwest
621-23 First Avenue
SEATTLE WASHINGTON
[runks Made
to Order
and Repaired
Phone
Main 2816
SEATTLE TRUNK FACTORY
M. V. STRAUS, Mgr.
Mhnufacturers and Dealers in
TRURNKS, SUIT CASES AND LEATHER GOODS
817 Second Ave., Seattle, Wash. )
The HELENA
The only First-Class
European Hotel in
Helena
Rates $1 to $2.50
A Flour Whose
Best Endorsement
Is the Fact that the
Number of People Who
Use It
Multiplies Every Year
NEAR OAK
The place to go when you want to purchase
E .
Diamonds, Watches or Jewelry
We are better prepared to sait your taste and
pocketbook than any store in the city.
DIAMONDS
We carry by far the largest assortment in the city, ranging in
. prices from §5 to $lOOO. - .
' WATCHES
Ali the popular and reliable movements and cases at prices lower
tr})lan elsewhere, besides you can buy from us on
EASY/WEEKLY OR MONTHLY PAYMENTS
MARX & BLOCH.
The Grandon
The only Fir;t-Clésé
American Plan Ho
tel in Helena.
Rates from $3 to $5
INTEREST
SAVINGS BANK
OoF
The Title Guarantee
Pays 4 per cent on Certificates of De
posit. Pays 3 per centon daily balances
of deposit accounts, subject to check. 4,
Banking h0ur5........9a. m. to 4 p. m.
Sstardays... ... ... 98. mtelp. m.
Saturday evenings....s p. m. to 8 p. m.
DIRECTORS
W. M. Ladd J. Thorburn Ross
T. T. Burkhart Frank M. Warren
George H. Hill
1 240 WASHINGTON STREET
{ Corner Second -
'PORTLAND OREGON
In Your House You Have
Also the Means for Using
Electric Flat-Irons
Electric Chafing-Dish
Electric Curling-Irons
and Electric
Cooking Devices
of all kinds
These Appliances are
ECONOMICAL
in Operation
SAFE, CLEAN
and
ALWAYS READY
Write for Booklet
Portland General
Electric Gompany
Seventh and Alder Streets
Telephone, Exchar;ge 13
?ommommmooooi
i ... JACOMA 3
THE TONY FAUST GRILL
STUHR BROS. \
Telephone John 2396
1104 Commerce St. TACOMA, WASH.
Pk Mats oin: Fytiaig Flane; Sk and Doskk
The Barber Asphalt Paving Go.
ASPHALT
For Roofing, Street Paving and Reser
voir Lining
' CONTRACTORS
Street Paving, Driveways, Floors and
Sidewalks
203-4-5 Providence Bldg.
TACOMA WASH.
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s OGDEN UTAH 3
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TROY LAUNDRY
C. W. CURTIS, Prop. ,
Work Turned Out on Short Order
Phone 107 137 25th St,
OGDEN UTAH
108 23th St., Healy Block Telephone 4042
DEPOT DRUG STORE
J. E. CAVE, Proprietor.
A FULL LINE OF DRUGS AND CIGARS
PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY
OGDEN, UTAH.
ALBERN RLLEN, Proprietor. k
Cabs, Bus, Drays, Baggaze Wagons:
We move safes, pianos, organs, office
‘niture, ete. General transfer busi
ness and furniture vans.
HACKS MEET ALL TRAINS
Telephone No. 22. Ofiice, 412 Twen
ty-Fifth Street.
L OGDEN, UTAH.
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s ST. PAUL MINN. 3
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The Best Hats
The Best Furnishings
The Best Treatment
MACNIDER
Sixth and Wabasha
ST. PAUL, Minn. For Men Only
For First-Class Work on Siort Time try the
Oriental Laundry
TEL.. 292.
85254 W. Tenth St.
ST. PAUL, MINN.
Minnesota Butter & Cheese Co.
Wholesale Dealers
Butter,
Eggs,
Veal &
Poulitry
ST. PAUL MINNESOTA
«The Judge Demands the Best”
LA TOCO
Key West Cigar
EL PATERNO :
Ten-Cent Leader
SIGHT DRAFT
King of Five-Cent Cigars
W. S. Conrad
g‘t‘_“g:‘:,‘.m"?' Distributor
Telephone 2273-Jl. Residence Dale 563-J2
John Grove Land & Loan Co.
Great Northern Railroad Lands
Seven to $l5 per acre is Lhe price, with seven
annual payments at 6 per cent. interest. The
land of No. 1 Hard Wheat in the famous Red
River Valley of Minnesota.
MAIN OFFICE
183 E. Third Street, St. Paul, Minn.
Branch Offices: Crookstyn, Ada, Stephen,
Warren, Hallock, Minn, .
Works Biscuit Company
Minneapolis and St. Paul.
Manufacturers of Fine Crackers and
Cookies. Used on All Dining Cars and
Buffets. :

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