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King Tommy 4 By GEORGE A. BIRMINGHAM Copyright br BoM» tatrrfll Cm.—W. M. O. Strie» / CHAPTER XVIII— Continued "All Asia Minor is more or lesa Persian," said Norheya, "and. anyway. 1 don't want to take an action against her. I don't believe I could even If 1 wanted to. on account of having got married myself before she did. So that's that; and there's no use wor rying." Troyte was talking fast to someone in the foreign office. "There'll be the devil of a fnss." acid Norheys, "if Uncle Ned stirs up «II those ambassadors and people. And they won't like It. Nobody would like It I say. Uncle Ned !" Troyte, working steadily through Cable's telegrams, waved an impatient hand at Norheys. "It's all very fine." said Norheys to me. "Uncle Ned may say what he likes, but they won't like it. No am bassador would like being polled out of his bed at this hour of the night and set on to chase a princess up and down the Himalaya mountains, as if she was a goat or a chamois or some thing of that kind. And what 1 al ways say is; If nobody wants a thing done, why do ItT There are lots of unpleasant things every fellow has to _ do. Why chip in with unnecessary ones and make everyone uncomfort able?" "Notify the legations at Sophia," said Troyte into the telephone, "and Prague and Bukarest, and Warsaw, and Budapest, and Belgrade—" "Juat listen to him," said Norheys. "Jolly glad I didn't go into the diplo matic service. They wanted me to. Yon remember that. Uncle Bill? But I was tirm about that. 'Not my line at all,' I said. 'Hate complications and always did.' Now 1 see I was quite right. I simply couldn't stand v being set on to persecute some poor girl wbo'd run off with the chauffeur. And I expect that's what's happened. Looks like it anyhow. What 1 always say is: If a girl wants to marry a chauffeur, let her, and be Jolly thank ful it's no worse," Cable had edged over to the table at which Troyte was sitting at the telephone. "Tell them," he said, "to engage places for us in the Warsaw express. We must go tomorrow." "I suppose we must," stfld Troyte with a sigh. ■t« coww a* must." said Cable. "Heaven knows what muddle there'll be If we're not there. It's a compli cated business and you and I are the only two people who understand the whole of It. Tell them to book two sleepers for us." "1 say," said Norheys. *'I say. Uncle Ned. are you really going off to this what-you-call-'em place to see the princess?" Troyte took no notice of this, so I answered for him. "He must." I said. "As minister for Balkan affairs. It's his duty to have his hand on the helm when tjie ship Is In the rapids." Norheys turned to his wife, who had been sitting quietly and very comfort ably where Troyte left her, r * "I say, Vi. old thing, what about It?" She understood him at once, though I confess that 1 did not. "I should simply love it," she said, "and yon promised that we should have a honeymoon." "I «ay. Unde Ned, tell him to book fonr sleep ers, will you. VI and I are going to trot along with you." Troyte very nearly dropped the re ceiver In bis astonishment. I was a little startled myself. The very last place a man ought to take hia wife for a honeymoon la Into the middle of a Balkan war, and that. If 1 could trust Troyte'« Judgment, was Just what there was going to be. "Yon can't go with us," said Troyte. "I'm d—d if you do." said Cable "You ought to be pleased to have os," said Norheya. "We'd cheer you up and all that when you're feeling a bit down and out" "You've done mischief enough a t ready." said Cable "You sha n't go near Lystria if I can stop yon." "I don't suppose you can atop ns." said Norheya "I say. Uncle Ned. do book those sleepers. I promised Vi that she should see the black princess, and she wants to, don't you. Vi?" "I should like to see Ljfetria." she "Righto," said Norheya * r said. "So there you are. Unde Ned," said Korhey* "You can't go back on Vi when she comes rushing home all the way from Paris just to fell yon that she'd married me. Very few girts would have done that." "I protest strongly—" said Cable. • "That's no use," said Norbey* "If Uncle Ned won't book the sleepers for »a we'd have to go without them. Pee got my pasaport ail right. Ton gave It to roe yourself. Uncle Ned, and i'll manage to slip Viola through some how. You generally can, yoa know. If yon tip the right man. Beal des. 1 might come la useful. You never know. That princess has ran off with the chauffeur and the Lystrisns may 'not want him tor a king. It's a bit awkward for them. A fellow who's touching hl« hat to you one My and yon hare to take yours off to him the oaxt day. Nobody likes to be Sot in Weil, you for that sort of thing, know, if the worst comes to the worst and they still want a king. I'll be there. Cable, who had been drumming Im patiently with hla Ungers on the table, moved over suddenly and looked at Norheys. I do not know whether he actually thought that It might still be possible to make Norheys king of Lys tria. If the thing were possible, it would certainly be a way out of a nasty situation. Even the Balkan war might be averted. "1 always said," said Norheys, "that I fd no objection to being a king, so long as 1 didn't have to marry that princess. Well, that part of the pro gram Is off now. But if the Lystrisns don't care for the chauffeur, why not I pop me and Viola on to a couple of thrones? Not that we want to hoof | out the princess. We don't. Only Just if she happens to have done herself I in by skipping off with the chauffeur, And that's the sort of thing It takes a girl a long time to get over* specially if she happens to he a prln cess—why. In that case what I aay la : Why not us?" Cable Is an adventurer with no sense of responsibility and little re gard for convention. Re may have seriously contemplated financing an other revolution In Lystria and setting up Norheys as a king at the end of it. But Troyte la a serious statesman, He could not possibly have regarded Norheys' plan as worthy of considéra tlon. Nevertheless, he agreed to take the young couple to Lystria. It was Viola who persuaded him. She left her seat, went over to him In the prettiest possible manner, put one arm round hia neck and set her * J V ft 1 é "Do Take Us," She Said. "We Want to Go Most Awfully, and I Ought to Mavs a Honsymoon, Oughtn't IT" cheek qnlte close to his. "Do take us." she said. "We want to go most awfully, and L ought to have a honey moon, oughtn't 1?" Troyte picked up the telephone re celver again. "Hullo!" he said. "Yes, Foreign offlee. Lord Edmund Troyte speaking again. Did I say two sleepers on the Warsaw express? Well, four will be wanted. Engage four." "Say five, to go. too." Troyte look no notice of roe. He laid down the receiver, crossed the room holding Viola's hand, and sat down. "Why on earth do you want to go?" said Cable. I said ; 'Td rather like Into things for myself. And Lord Nor-1 heys 1« my godson, so if you're going to make him a king, I ought to he there to help to crown him. God parents have duties as well as right* And. besides, I want to find out who that princess has run away with. 1 believe myself that my sister Emily's curate has got her, and that Janet Church has gone along with them to be bridesmaid." "Well," I said. "I'm thinking of ap plying for shares in the oil company of yours, so, of course. I'd like to look I picket! up the telephone receiver, and asked for the Foreign office. Cable growled. Troyte Ilf a cigarette and poured himself ont a glass of brandy. Norheys clapped roe on the back. "Good old Uncle BillT be said. 'T always knew yon were a sport. Tell ns all about that curate, won't you?" "That the Foreign office 7" I shouted down the telephone "Ye* I'm speak ing tor Lord Edmund Troyte. Please engage five sleepers In the Warsaw express tomorrow instead of four. If they haven't that number vacant tell them to pvt on another coach. Yes. A whole roach. Never mind about the Mr. Cable will settle that expense, whatever it to" CHAPTER XIX I did nor enjoy the first part of the Journey to Lystria, for 1 was i«Tt at moot entirely alone. That I« always disagreeable to me, for I am a man of sociable disposition with a vary strongly formed habit of conversation, I could not blame Norheys and hia wife for deserting us. They were on a honeymoon and It was natural enough that they should shut IMm* selves op together In their own coro partaient. I did not see them, except at meals la the restaurant car. Troyte and Cable Ignored me. Cable resented my being with the party at all and kept Troyte to himself in another business. They could not talk busl ness in any useful way because they did not know what had happened in Lystria. All they could do was to specu late, and 1 might have been useful to them there. In fact, my guess about Emily's curate was the only good guess any of ttilm made, somewhere in that neighborhood, got into the train sta compartment on pretense of talklhg Casimir, Count Istvan, who lives tlon, Just outside Berlin. King Wladls laws Joined us at the Frledrlcbatraaae station farther on. There la not enough room for four people to be ment, so Cable, who does not care what he spends, engaged an ordinary first-class compartment farther down the train. There the four, Troyta, Cable, Casimir and the king, settled down. I was not invited to Jota the party. Neither the king nor Casimir could croaa the frontier into Megalta, but they were willing to go as far as Brea Ian and tell all they knew about what had happened. Unfortunately, they did not know very much. comfortable In a wagon-lit's compart Casimir explained that he bad all along believed Tommy to be the Lord regarded erend Thomas A. Norreys' " passport as a clever trick Intended to deceive Von Stelnveldt and the Germans white conveying to him the news that Lord Norheys had arrived In Berlin. That would have been an ingenious plan, much more Ingenious than any thing Troyte or Cable had thought of. It did make Casimir certain that Lord Norheys had arrived. It would, ap parently, have deceived Von Stein veldt and his police if their suspicions had not been awakened by what hap pened in the Mascotte the night after Tommy's arrival. heard all about that from one of bis spy waiters. Von Stelnveldt The king also believed that Tommy was Lord Norheys; but he understood the passport differently. ' His view was that Norheya pretended to be a curate In order to clear himself of the charge pf being entangled with Miss Temple. Here he expressed the great est desire to see Viola, and It was with the utrtiost difficulty that Troyte kept him from wandering along the train to look for Norheys' compart ment. He said that he had particu larly admired the way in which Lord Norheys had kept up his prstense. even acting the part of a curate when there was no real need tor it. Then came the question of who Rev. Thomas A. Norreys really was. The king did not know. Nor did Casimir, Casimir could tell exactly what was } on the passport, and the king repeated j self. Bat that got them no further, all that Tommy had said about him They had to send for me. Cable was I unwilling to do so; but Troyte Inalst ed. Cable remembered that 1 bad said | something shout a curate. When I heard the story told by the king and Casimir, I saw at once that j my guess w«« very likely to be right. "My sister Emily lost a curate early "He was last last week," I «aid. heard of at the Adlon hotel to Berlin, where he stayed two nights and then disappeared. The dates—■" We discussed the dates and they fitted In with each other very well. I could not help looking at Cable with an expression of satisfaction. The man had been abominably rude to roe g| nce we left London and had snubbed me pitilessly. 1 did not actually say "I told you so." But I looked ss if I thought it "Anyhow," said Cable, "no curate would dare to marry the princess." Like many successful business men. Cable underestimates the courage and ability of the clergy- In all proba bility he never speaks to a clergyman at all and only sees one once In two years or so clad In a surplice, at some wedding or funeral which he's obliged to attend. A curate in a surplice looks Innocent and mild, not at all the kind of a man who would seize a vacant European throne. The same curate on the golf links is a very dif ferent person. 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