The Helena independent. [volume], December 30, 1891, Morning, Page 3, Image 3

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WHAT'S IN A KISSV
The Frise Answer, selected Fr m Ameng
aeven Thousand.
omerne time ago London Tid-Blts offered a
two-guinea prise for the bestdefinition of a
kiss. Seven thousand answers were re
oeived. The prise was awarded to Benja
min B. Greenwood, of 'Tle Hill, London,
whose definition is herewith framed below:
: An insipid ead tastlee morsel,.whioh:
Sproportion c it is flavored with love.
..........,...................... .... ....
The following is a selection from some
of the beet definitions offered:
What the chimney-sweeper imprinted on
the rosy lips of the scullery maid when she
told him she favored his sunit.
The sweetest fruit on the tree of love.
The oftener plucked the more abundant it
rA thing of use to no one, but much prized
by two,
The bab's right, the lover's privilege,
the parent b benison and the hypocrite's
That which you cannot give without tak
ing and cannot take without giving.
The food by which the flame of love isfed.
1 he flag of trace ri the petty wars of
courtship and marrlite.
The acme of agony to a bashful man.
The only known "smack" that will calm
a storm.
A telegram to the heart in which the
operator uses the "sounding" system.
Nothing divided between two.
Not enough for one, just enough for two,
not enough for three.
Theonly really agreeable two-faced ac
tion under the sun, or the moon either.
The sweetest labial of the world's lan
guage.
A woman's most effective argument,
whether to cajole the heart of a father,con
trol the humors of a husband or console
the griefs of gir hood.
Something rather dangerous,
Something rather nice.
Something rather wicked.
'Though it can't bh calletd a vice.
Some think it naughty.
Otihers think it wrong.
All agree it's jolly,
'Though it don't last long.
A kiss from a pretty girl is like having
hot treacle poured down your neck by
angels.
'lhe thunder-clap of the lips, which in
evitably follows the lightning glance of the
eyes.
A eport at headquarters.
Everybody's acting edition of "Romeo
and Juliet."
What the child receives free, what the
young man steals and what the old man
buys.
Tle drop that runneth over when the cup
of love is full,
That in which two heads are better than
one.
A kiss is three parts of speech-a transi
tive verb, an invisible noun, and a visible
conjunction.
Printing without ink, leaving no visible
impression.
Woman's passport to her husband's
urse, and a man's passport to a woman's
heart.
When lips of lovers meet in bliss,
The pleasing ao: is termed a "kiss,"
But when the pair have wed each other
The vapid thling is called a "bother."
Love's artillery, that is brought into ac
tion immediately on the call "to arms."
Contraction of the mohth due to an en
largement of the heart.
The sounding-line used by a woman to
fathom the depth of a man's weakness.
An old-fashioned telegraphic arrange
ment for transmitting from one person to
another various sensations that cannot be
transmitted correctly by any other medium
known.
Nature's Volapuk-the universal language
of love.
A woman's trump card in the game of
love.
An article that is always accepted and
(im) printed, but not always published.
The action of the lips by which the real
sentiments of the heart are either affeo
tionately expressed or falsely disguised.
, am just two and two, I am warm. I am cold.
And tihe psrent of numbers that cannot be told.
I amr lawrful-unlawul---a duly, a aulit.
lam often sold dear-good for nothing when,
hougeht. -
An extraordinary bham, and a matter of course,
And yielded wi7r pleaure when taiken by force.
A gift which is sometimes expected, sel
dom rejected, though often returned.
The safety valve to an exuberance of
tender feelings.
The lover's privilege and the pug dog's
right.
What the child gives, the lover steals, the
foolish waste, and the old value.
The most popular lip salve of the present
day.
A tonic, which in childhood may be ad
ministered with safety, but with great cau
tion when childhood is past.
The lover's flag of truce after a quarrel.
Love's happiest expression and sorrow's
tenderest balm.
A carom off the red.
The anatomical juxtoposition of two or
bicular oris muscles in a state of contrac
tion.
A good impression made by the seal of
love.
It is like the wind that blows; It is felt
but not seen.
The "pons asinorum" of courtship.
A demonstration of love which will dry
the baby's tears, thrill the maiden's heart
and sootthe he rufled feelings of a tired
wife.
Pronounced Hopeless, Yet Saverl.
From a letter written by Mrs. Ada E.
Hurd, of Oroton, 8. D., we quote: "Was
taken with a bad cold, which settled on my
ungs, cough set in and finally terminated
in consumption. Four doctors gave me up.
saying I could live but a short time. I gave
myself up to my Savior, determined if I
could not stay with my friends on earth, I
would meet my absent ones above. My
husband advised me to get Dr. King's New
Discovery for consumption, coughs and
colds. I gave it a trial, took in all eight
bottles. It has cured me, and thank God I
am now a well. and hearty woman." Trial
bottles free at lt. 8. Hale &Co.'s drug store;
eg ular size, i0c. and $1.
Excurslon Rates to Callfernts.
On the 15th of each month the Northern
Pauifle railroad will sell round trip tiskets
to California points as follows:
Helena to San Franoisoo and return,
going via Portland and returning same
way,. $75.
To San Franoisco, going via Portland
and returning via Ogden and Silver Bow,
$90.
To Lou Angeles, going and returning via
Portland, entering Sen Franeisco in one
direction either going or returning, $89.
To Los Angeles, going via Portland and
San Francisco and returnine same route,
$98.
To Lee Angeles, going via Portland and
San Francisco, returning via Sacramento
sad Ogden, $99.50.
Tiekets will be limited for sixty days for
going passage, with return at any time
within the final limit of six months.
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ONI~ ENJoYS
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terprise is the wonder of the world. With
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Sioux City and Chicago, and with a close
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ROUTE.
For folders and further particulars call
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SE ARE AFTER YOUR hMONEY U
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