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DIAMOND SPRAY. It is the wife who has the making of a ~an's home, says an exchange. True, and now and then she makes his wig warn, too. '" What is the interior of Africa principally l ,used for ?" asked a teacher of a pupil. "For purposes of exploration," was the reply. A song from over the water : When my office I resign When its honors I decline, Wilt thou be my Valentine, Emma Mine ? Scene, a butcher's stand-Butcher " Come, John, be lively now, break the bones in Mr. William's chops and put Mr. Smith's ribs in the basket for him." John (briskly)-" All right, sir; just as soon as I've sawed off Mrs. Murphy's leg." how much are we paying that sales man?" afked the scnior of his junior part ner. "Fifteen hundred dollars a year, sir," was the reply. "Ali, ayes, fifteen hundred -hadn't we better, as a matter of economy, take him into the concern ?" A Mohawk lady received a note, the other day, asking if a few friends could have a surprise party at her house. She said yes, :.and took ,up her carpet and made ample ,preparations. The evening came and passed .with not a caller. That's where the sur ,prise came in. A great number of foreign Counts have .visited Chicago, and, the Chicago Journal has met them and its opinion is given in two lines and a half, viz.: " Many a man who would fail as a street-car conductor could take hold and make a first-class foreign Count." "Father, did Casca, that helped to kill Julius Caesar, own a great many houses? " "No, my dear, not that I know of. What makes you think he didl?" "Because, fa ther, I a¬m reading here where it says, ' See what a rent the envious Casca made ! " Joy was in the father's copntenance, and the mother looked delighted at the wisdom of her.only son. When you go to a theatair, where a fussy young ushair, with centrally parted hair, and flowers in coat collair, seats you in a chair, which belongs'to anothair, who comes late in great angair,,and with eyes of lurid glair, calls you an intrudair, rush to the managair. and after a gushing swair, he'll scalp that young ushair, with time centrally parted halir and the rosy coat collair.-Alta Galiforniq. It was armean man who got on the North Side, Chicago, car, and tendered the con ductor four cents for a fare. Not wishing to stop the car to eject the fellow, the hon est and generous conductor made up his aind to take it, and drawing his punch to operate "in the presence of the passenjar," was astonished to hear him exclaim in ex cited tones, " Hold on, don't shoot, here's .tbe other cent." The following:is the latest story told about General Butler;: Some gentlemen were holtly discussing a matter which aroused the General's ire, and in his anger he made a re xaark grossly offensive to one of the party. Not cai'rlng to have a personal quarrel there, Mr. - nurged his wrath until he next saw 'the General. Then lie demanded an aepl .ogy. Quoth Mr. Butler: "I 6 we you no apology, sir! .1 meant Colonel - I" "But Tyou looked directly at me, and I could not help klaowing that you meant me by your look." "Not at all, sir I Not at all! ha ! ha! I'd like to mnow ihow you or any other man ,can tell where I am looking?" Mr. Burroughs, of South AfMiea, having mo cog to love, bought an ostrich, and now he advertises as follows: ", 10 Reward. Lost, a tame ostrich. Said ostrich as miss ing yesterday, 4.lrctly after having devour ed certain pleaes of Wpahinery, which one of the ladies of thbe advertiser's household had apart and was cleaning on the frona veranda at the time. He Is supposed to have wan lere4 offia a fit of mnelanicholy directly after A omminlttiug the deed, The above reward 'will be paid for the return of the pieces, as they are invahlable on acouat of the long islm reqluired to replace from the manufle tory in the United States. The parts want Iig are a face plate, Deedle-bar and a shuttle $fa Sewhlg machine J Ij~D not partuler lsput the ostrich." FOR SALE OR RENT. A good vegetable, grain and hay Ranch, situatel on Duck Creek, Missouri valley, with farming im plements. Water and range convenient for a large dairy. Within three miles of a good quartz camp. Terms reasonable. For particulars, apply at the Husbandman office. Diamond City, March 16th, 1876-n16-3w. T. E. COLLLNS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Special attention given to Collections in all parts d' the Territory. Conveyancing promptly attended to Office at County Clerk's Office, DIAMOND CITY, - - MONTANE. Nov. 25, 1875-tf. MOFJFITT & >ROSEN(GRANS, Dealers in STAPLE and FANCY TATIONERY, School Books, Picture Frames, lMouldings, Notions, Fancy Goods, etc., ete. MAIN STREET, POST OFFICE BUILDING, I ELENA, - - MONTANA. News Depot connected with:the establishmelt. Subscriptions received for the leading Periodicals, Magazines, NTewspapers, Etc., etc., and mailed regularly to subscribers. 'December 30, 1875.-6m. pEOPLE'S MEAT MARKET. CLOUDY KROFT AT HIS OLD BUSINESS AGAIN. Keeps constantly onhand the best quality of 'BEEF, PORK, MUTTON AND SAUSAGE One door west of Husbandman Office, MAIN STREET, DIAOMND CITY. M. T. Nov. 25, 1875-tf. HELENA AND DIAMOND CITY, STAGE LINE. UNITED STATES MAIL. P. B. CLARK, - - Proprietor. Coaches leave Helena Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, at 7 o'clock a. m. Leave Diamond City Tuesday, Thursday, .and Saturday, ct 7 o'.lp.k, a. m. HELENA AND BOZEMAN. Coaches leave Helena every morning, (Sundays excepted,) at4 o'clock, a. m. Leave Bozeman every morning, (Sundays except ed,) at4o'clock a. m. assengers and freight cairied at moderate rates. OFFICES: HELuA--Davis & Wallace's, Main Stniet. BO;ZEIAN--Willson & Rich's, cor. Main and Boze. man Streets. BOZEIEMAN AND VIRGINIA. Taves Virginia City every Monday, Wednesday and Mrida, at 4 oclock ,. m. .eaves Beoeeman Tsday, Thursday and Satur I ta, at4 o'Blook, a. m.. t mza--It Vkjnia, at Raymoad Broa. ROCKY MOUNTALN IIUSBANDMAN, A first class Weekly Journal, devoted to AGRICULTURE, IIOIRTICGLTURE, STOCK RAISING, WOOL GROWING, ANID THEa Industrial .and Educational Interests of the Great North-west. WITII A HOME DEPARTMENT, Filled with choice selections and contributions from good Authors, and a general review of passing events, Mineral and Scientific News, comprising in all to make it THE BEST FAMILY NEWSPAPER Publi:hed in Montana. Persons desirous of send ing a paper to their friends in the States will find it to be j3ut what they want, as it will contain, from, time to time, a full and complete account of the manner, cost and result of FARMING, GARDENING AND FRUIT CULTURE LN EVERY SECTION OF OUR TERRITORY. Together with the best information concerning our great Pastoral advantages and Water Privileges. Also, statements of experiments in WOOL AND STOCK GROWING, Showing the profit to be realized. Everything given from a RELIABLE. SOURCE. Asan ADVERTISING. MIEDIUM, It will have no equal in the TerTitory, since it is the only paper that will be read by all industrial classes, and universally by farmers and stock men. We will endeavor to Protect Our Patrons Against articles of doubtful utility and irresponsible iirms. Our friends in the East may rely upon the information given by the RocKY MAOUINTAIN L.Us rBANDMAN, respecting the Superior Advantages Montana Offers To those seeking homes. Having traveled through all the principal valleys in the Territory, and being intimately acqluainted with, and having friends in every neighborhood, is prepared to FURNISH CORRECT INFORMATION Relative to agricultural land, pasturage, water rights, mill sites, lodes and placer mines. In fact, EVERY BRANCH OF INDUTSTRY or business, together with snow fall, severity of the weather, wind, frosts, etc. The Patrons of Husbandry will hear in mind that the HUSBANDMAN was, by a unanimous vote of the First Annual Session of the TERRITORIAL GRANGE adopted as the medium for communicating with the members of Subordinate Granges, and that the members of that body were earnestly requested to labor and sustain it. FREE FROM ALL SECTIONAL BIAS, Or personal controversies, it will tend its aid to the cause of justice and truth. It will be found a COUNSELOR AND COMPANION for every western lsaeside. TEdRIS :--$4 00 per annum. In Clubs of 0 r3 50 each., Single Copies. Ten Cents. Also, clubs with any and all the first-class Agri cultural, Horticultui, Stock and Grange Journals We 'woill tLmsh the Husbandman and American I R.N. SUTHERLN , Sditor ad Prop-t9. MAYN & IEITMAN, GROCERS, And Dealers in TOBACCO, CIGARS AND LIQUORS, Opposite Travis's Stable, LOWER MAIN STREET, HELENA, M. T. PAY IIIGIIEST PRICE FOR FRODUC.L December 2, 1875-6m. DAVIS & WALLACE, MAIN STREET, HALENA, MONTANA, ,Dealers.in Gr.oceries and P:rovisions. The best quality of Goods sold AT THE LOWEST PRICES. We are prepared tocraccive and sell on commission ALL HINDS-OF FARat PRODUCE. Give us a call. Dec. 30-3m. GILBERT ECKER, :Manufacturer of and Dealer in Custom made Boots and Shoes DIAMOND CITY, MONTANA. Keeps a good Stock of BOYS BOOTS, ARCTIC OVERSHOES, BUFEALO BOOTS AND SHOES. IIIGIHEST PRICE PAID FOII HIDES.-g 1)ecenher 2, 1875-6m. ('.IIAtRLES MARKHAM, MAIN STREET, HELENA, ?M. T., Wholesale and Retail Dealer in, and Manufacturer of Saddles and Bridles Riding Saddles, LRiding Bridles, Hocrse Collars, Hiar ness Oil, Pistol I-Rosters, Linen S/het:, Gig Saddles, 'Spanish Bilts, Mexican Spurs, ROTTNT) AND FTL ArI BRIDLES, Ivory and IIornMarntaungua IUasge Stage Lashes, Buggy Whips, Ankle Roots, Slipper Stirrups ,,Iill's Concord I tarn:ss, Tuckskins, California Saddle 'Trce ,,Side Saddles Curry Combs, Bruahes, etc. All Sales made at Lowest Cash Rates. January 20, 1876-1y ST. LOUIS HOTEL. SCHWAB & ZIMMERMAN, Proprietors, Entrance on Main and Jackson Sts., HELENA, MONTANA. This Hotel is first-class in all its appointments. The tables are constantly sudplied with all the deli cacie', the market allords, and charges reasonable. Ample accommodations for the traveling public. December 30, 1875-tf. NOTICE TO MINERS. United States Land Office Helena, Montana, March 8, 1876. S Thomas MeGonigal, whose post oflice address is Canton Meagher county, Montana,has this day filed his application to enter as agricultural land, under the final homstead laws, the west half. of the sQuth east quarter of section twenty-eight and the west half of northeast quarter of section thirty-three, in township number eight north, range number two east, which land is suspended from entry. Notice is hereby. given, that. a hearing will be had at this office, on the fifteenth day of April, A. D. 1876, at ten o'clock a. m., to deter mine as to the mineral or non-mineral character of said land. It is alleged that there are no known miners, nor mini g improvements, upon said land. J. H. MOE, Register. March 16, 1876-17-5w, GALLATIN VALLEY FEMALE SEMINARY. SUPEIRINTENDENT-REV. L. B. CRITTENDEN. Principal-MIss M. G. CRITTIENDEN. Assistant Teacher-MIss ELL& AYLESWORTI. Matron and Drawing Teacher-MIs. CmRTTZiD0. The second term of the fourth annual session of this school will open on the second Monday, JANUARY 10th, 1870, atthe late residence of Win. H. Drew, between Hamilton and Central Park. This property has been purchased, rennovated and enlared express.I to accommodate the Seminary. The site is eligible the buildings comfortable, and planned with regain to enlargement as increasing population and patron age shall demand. Its design is to give a substan tial and polite education in connection with the In fluence of a christian family and a happy home. This terma will close on the 31st day of Ma1irh. The third term will open the 10th day of April, and close the 30th day of June. Tnnxs:-For boarding and tuition, $2o per month. For tuition of day scholars, 4ier month. Extra charges for teaching French or German, for Instrumental Music Stationery, materials for Orn mental Work, and for washing. Frr thrther pfo mation, address the Superintendent or PsIilpa, Hamilton, )1ontana. . 8-4