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DIAMOND SPRAY. -- home's tli place for boys," said a sttern parent to his son, who was fond of going out at Inght. "'That's just what I think when you drive me oil to school e\`ery morning," said he son. --"''t was p itc(:hd without," said the clergyman, and an old lbase-all pla.yer, who hald been calmly sluulblberinlg, woke waith a s1it t and yelled foul " '!'he first 'base came down from the choir and put him out. -A lady met a little country boy one mnornin). and said, "Well, Jolnny, Jo'w's your imother ?" " Sle is well." " And your father ?" " lie's well too." " Now Johnny, bow's your parents ?" "Ain't got no parents, and lily n:une ain't Jolhnny. -A junryiman was summoned at a ('ounty Court. After replying satisftwtorily to the several questions plrolpounded by tile solic itor, he was accepted, and, in the usual way conulnandedl to look upon the prisoner. Atf ter scannhIng the wiman closely, thle aulpr(ljul iced jalror turned to {the .Judgec. and in a fimrn solemn voice(, said, " Yes I think he's ,guilty." -A Rhode Island man ,rec~entJCr told his son to cut a hole in the baird so that the cat could go in and out, tile tarni 'being infes ted with mnice. 'The boy did so, locating it just where the nbarn door when open, would ('over the hole. "''Ilow in thunder is the cat to get into the barn w.hen the hole is cov ered ?" asked the provoked father. "Why, through the door of course,' repllied the son. The parent sudltknly rememlbered that lie wanited somiething from the house, and went in after it. -" Can you give nce some moneythis even ing, to purchase a new bonnet, miy dear ?" "By and by, my love." "Thiats what you always say, gmy love; how carn L buy and buy without money ?" And that brought the money, just as one good turn deserves another. ILcr wish was so succe:.sfili that she tried it again next week. " I want money, my dear, to buy a new dress." " Well you can't have it-you called ime a bear last night," said her husband. Oh well, dear, you know that was only because you are fond of-hugging." It hiit him just right again, and she got the money and something extra. lie left his pretty wife mind hurried off to business, saying: It takes a fortune to keep such a wife as you are--but it's worth it. THE TRIUMPH OF ART IN RAILROAD TRAVEL. Year by year we note the footsteps of pro gress in many directions. In no direction is progress more palpable than in the facilities otffered the railroad traveler of the present day. Looking back but a few years, we can see the toiling, snail-like advance made (lay by day by the emigrant's wagon, as it was slowly but surely drawn toward sundown by the patient ox or the slowly moving farm horse; then came the old fashioned stage coach ; following closely, we had the canal packet; then the steamer on the lakes and rivers; then the locomotive engine and the stage-like car. Now! the palatial coach ahd mlore than palatial drawing room and sleep ing car. Yet, not satisfled with these, that marvel of' mammoth western corporatious, thbe Chicago & Northlwestern Railway, as we stated some weeks ago, has developed hotel cars that will, for elegance, usefiulness and real comfort, celipse everything of the kind that has been hitherto placed In servee on any road. Somec of our reallers seem to have some doubts about the merits of hotel cars. or their superiority over the so-called dining oar that are run for a few miles on some roads. "I am not so sure about that," saidtl one of our friends, as he lhad finished read ing our tirst article about thlese hotel coaches that are to he run on thile Omaha and Call fornia line of the Chicago & Northwestcern Railway. "I am not so sure I would care to take my dinner' in any car, no ma:tter how lunch like a p):lace. while it w'as running at tle 'rate of forty miles an hour." It is a say ing, "that the faster you run the safer." Whiy, last June it willh be remembered that this road Uhah:hd from Chicago to Council 11ifl-. in les. than ten hours, the now cele brated ."Jarrett :and "atLnier Train." ( )n that train was a hotel car, not so large, with I le's wheels under it. poorer springs, and in no way as strong and easy for riding in as these new cars are to be, and yet Mr. Jarrett said, --while on the Chicago & Northwestern line. running at an average rate of fifty niles an hour. we took our breakfast as comfort :ably as we would at I)elmoniico's, in New York." It is well known that the (lhie:go & Nonth western Railway is built over the most fav orable line. as to grade. that could be found between ('hicago and the lissouri river, with but few curves: its track is mostly of heavy steel rail, gravel ballasted, with wide roadway, giving it permanency and solidity -it is as smoothl as a floor ; all its cars are strong' wvith lrienty of wheols tunder them. and with springs so :idjut4ed that the usual 'h-ounc'ing"' and oscillation is reduced to the mninimum. We observed last week that in an ordinary ear the side motion and rising and falling of the car was less than half an inich, and somietiiimes scarcely perceptible. We belie've it will be found that a person will sit or write in one of these hotel cars, and eat or write as confortably as he could at his desk or table at home ; this we choose to call the triumph .f art in railway tracel. We learn that this new line of hotel ears is being pushed to completion as fast as the full force cf workmen in the Pullman shops can do it. We shall be certain to see Ilhems in a few weeks.-Cedar Rapids Republican, Feb., 1S77. I) F. MARSH, U. S. DEPUTY MINERAL SURVEYOR, 11EL1ENA, - - - MoNrAN4A. OUR (COMBINEI) CATALOGUE FOR 1877, OF EVERYTHING FOR THE GARDEN Numbering 175 pages, wit h colored plate, SENT F R E l, To our custollers of pat ears, anlld to all purl'hs ers of our books, cither Gardening for Profit, Practical Floriculture, or Gardening for Pleasure. (Price $1.50 iach, prlepaid, by mail.) To others, on receipt of '25c. Plain Plant or rieed Catalogues, without plate, free to all. PETER RENDERSON & COMPANY, Seedsmen, Market Gardeners and Florists, 35 Cortlandt St., New York. January 25, 1877-2-10-6w. rlIIHERE IS MONEY IN IT. EZKEPT ZEOY BZICYTION, ZAND CT PEAISOT sL Special Inducements to the Trade. AGENTS WANTED Everywhere for the 3r1La 3. lrwi n IWEEID 1antly and faturing SEWINC MACHINES AetlU Pr'ie, $75.000. THnEY ARE TlE Blmpleet, Lightest Running, Beat Made and Most .eliable sewing Machinee in the world. (Cut Mis out and rememsor it.) Addre" eed Sewin Lhine C,, o 203 & 205 Wabash Ave., Chicago,' 'IRST'' NATIONAL BANK OF IIELENA Designated Depository of the United States. S. T. IIAUSER, - - - President. I). C. COlIIN, - VicePresident. lE. W. KNIG[T, .---- -'-ashier. T'. 11. KLEINSCIMIDT, - - 'Ass't. Cashier. We transact a general Banking busines and buy at the highest rates, GOLD DUST, COIN, GOLDAND SILVER BULLION, And Local Securities; and sell Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers. Available in all parts of the United States and Can aldas, Great Britain, Irelanud and the Continent. Collections mnade and proceeds remitted promptly. Ilele .- ..:'ry 20, 1876-tt ,,Z[ -.I_.ar e ac 'y (:lgiT h-r . No.14 UT'I'II M(()M EI .IAL STREET, ST. LOUIS,MO. COMMISSION AGENCy MISSOURI. S'ATE GlRANG( (Bonded in the sum of $100,000.) Miaiuufacturers of THE GItRANGE WAGON, Light Spring Wagons and Buggiej. .-~- ltRetuetion in prices.for 1877 THE GRANGE WAGON. V A N,"€. ('ARIUIES. 1 in. Thi in lih t 2-h' e 1201h. $4 1-1 in. h ,liht 2- hore 1500 lbs. 41 in. , nediuni2-horse 1800lbs. 50 " - in. -hor.e 2400 1bs. 53 3 1- 'in. ' 3-h'e (light 4-h) ;3201bs. 55 3 -4 in. 4-horse 4'00 lbs. 6 5 I :-i- in. Iron Axle, very light 2-horse 1300llb1. 53 1 1-2 in. lighlt 2-lhor'e 100(H lbs. 54 s in. 2-horse 200f l1s. 55 1 5- in. 3-h'e (light 4-h'e) 2500 Is. ft2 4ill. f in. 4-horse 4000 lbs. 70 `,prin;g Seats, $4.00 extra, Two-leaf Springs, oil tenpelled. Wheeler's I'atent Brakes, $4.50 extra. SPRIN(; WAGONS, l'o.. $95.00 "to $139.00. BUIGGIES, Ir:iom $120.(0 o $ .( We desire to call the special attention of 310DN'r j A SILIPPE!14 to the fact that they can realize The Highest Market Price by consigning their S WOOL, HIDES, FURS AND ROBES / to our care. I'rompt attention given to the pur ch:lase of FAMILY AND FARM SUPPLIES, AGBICLTU. RAL MACIIlNERY, Etc., Etc. o Printed instructions and information for the benefito shipl)er·s, and Market Reports fnuri.shed on applieation. U. S. DEPUTY MINERAL SURVEYOR IIELENA, - - MONTANA. CJIARLES MARKI IAIM, MAIN STREET, HIELENA, M. T., Wholesale and Retail Dealer in, and Manufacturer of Saddles and Bridlea Riding Saddles, Riding Bridles, Horse Collars, E'C ness Dil, Pistol Holsters, Linen Sheets, Gig Saddles, Spanish Bits, Mexican Spurs, ROUND AND FLAT BRIDLEE , Ivory and Horn Martingale Rings, Stage Lashes, Buggy Whips, Ankle Boots, Slipper Stirrups,Jlill's Concordl Harnesss,Buckskins, California Snaddle Trees,sidc .;adrldles Curry Combs, Brushes, etc. All Sales made at Lowest Cash Ratea January 20, 1876-ly PEOPLE'S MEAT MARKET. KROFT & FLEMING Keep constantly on hand the best quality of BEEF, PORK, MUTTON AND SAUSAGE Nearly opposite the IIusbandman Offlice, MAIN STREET, DIAMOND CITY, M. T. Nov. 25, 1875-tf. -HELENA AND DIAMOND CITY, STAGE LIlNTE. UNITED STATES MAIL. P. B. CLARK, - - Proprietor. Coaches leave IIelona Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, at 7 o'clock a. m. Leave Diamond City Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, at 7 o'clock, a. in. HELENA AND BOZEMAN. Coaches leave Helena every morning, (Sundays excepied,) at4 o'clock, a. Inl. .cave Bozeman every morning, (Sundays except ed,) at4 o'clock, a. In Passengers and freight carried at moderate rates. OFFICES: IIELENA -.)avis & Wallace's, Main Street. Boz.:.lAN--Willson & Rich's, cor. Main and Dvoe man Streets. BOZEMAN AND VIRGINIA. Leaves Virginia City every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, at 4 o'clock, m dLeaves tIozemnan Tuesday, Thursday and atur day, at4o'clhck, a. m. mnday and uOFFIcE--In Virginia, at Raymond Broe. WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS, SMITH RIVER VAILEY, MIEAGI1Elt COUNTY, MONTANA. These Springs are situated on the Helena and (br roll road, 40 mnil.es cast of 1)ialo lnoI. Thebeautiful location and wonderful curalive qualities of the Slprings have already induced hundreds of invalid* nd pl:asu.re seekers to visit them. Visitors will find good, comnforh ably furnisuhl roonls, and the table bupplied with the best the noun try affords. iL~TER1MS REASONABLE.-V II. B. BRIAINAD. Jtue 29. I'76-3'2-flmn. 1OS1MOIPO1 IT'AN IOT'EL. Nos. 37 and 39 Main Street, IIELENA, MONTANA. Schwab & Zimmerman, Prop'rs This lHotel i. centrally located, hils elegant and well furnished rooms and parlors, and is the cheap eat and best house west or St. Louis. We still retain the St. Louis ilotel for lodglh only. With the TWO FINEST AND LARGEST BRICK AID STONE STRUCTURES IN THAI LINE IN THE CITY. we can offer BETTER ACCOMMODATIONS to the traveling public than any other house iD fe city, and defy competition. With this promise on our part, weask the publh to sati'vI themselves. S.CIWAB & ZIMMERMAN, Proprieton. Feb. 1. '77-2-1 l-tf. Li1RED J. KIESEL & CO. Forwarders for 1MONTAANA AND IDAHO0 CORINNE, - - UTAB, Mark goods CARE F. J. K & CO., CORINNU `'r., May 4, 187G-24-Gm. ._ . GRE- Y n-w reotore,' to~its natu *DI G R E Is _w rditiou tytheuse of DRY, WOOD'S IMPlOloTB HAIR BESTORATIg FA D E D The IMPROVED ARTIC" now taking the lead over al 0th AND ers, leaving the hair olean and gos . .A CO,, Falling oo 1e for the Uniited States an .,t'Sia Sold by all Dri.rglists . t. S IR Trade supplied by all .I.i Druggists. ..