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I 1 v;i. .ST . X "A i is 1 4 1, V'V; si a t V't 8. I '4 i Pays to Advertise In the Rising Son VOLUME IX. SLAVES SATISFIED WITH LOT. Under Mohammedan Matters Condi tion Are Not Severe. "In Zanzibar and I'emba slaves are very slow to take advantage of the regulations that give them the right to claim their freedom," says a trav eler. "They realize that so long as they are well used their position Is superior to that of the man whose freedom Is his sole asset. I have found the same attitude in North Africa. From Morocco to Tripoli one sees most of the slaves well content and flourishing. Tbe famine, the locusts, the drought and the tax col lector have no terror for them; work keeps them healthy, they have enough to eat and drink and the future has no meaning at all. There is promotion; there are confidential missions to governors and friends that elevate a slave, if only in the eyes of his fel lows, and there Is always a chance of manumission when the owner dies and wishes to have some good deeds recorded in the books of Islam's re cording angels. The sorry truth of the matter Ik that slaves under Mo hammedan rule are much better off than they ever were under the rule of white men In America and else where." THANKS OF THE BAILIE. Possibly More Truth In Speech Than He Intended. There was an excellent man who, af ter serving his fellow citizens In Glas gow as a councillor, at length was promoted to the dignity of bailie, or alderman, as the rank Is called 111 England. Though he was none the worse on that account. It Is the simple fact that his education had been neg lected. This he proceeded to prove himself happily unconscious in his speech of thanks: "I canna but say, my friends, that I am proud of the honor of being made a bailie of this great city; and I am even, I think, entitled to the honor, for I have gone through a" the various stages o' degradation that a bailie has to do to reach It!" This recalls the famous story of the councillor who objected to a proposal to place a candelabra In the council chamber on the ground that they would need to pay some one to play It! Her Transformation. She (irnnk quantitlc. of water, ate a lot of xtarchy foods. Abstained from exon-lslim every tiny: She asHinillfit. il lactic utiil u cusp of limit ed K"ods, But It seemed Iter fate to have to fada away. She no mourned attenuation, with a vis use I lie an owl's. That a smile upon lmr face was never seen; While below her mouth were wrinkles, and above her eyes were mcow-Ih, And her nosu was like a hatchet In be tween. But one flu y sh fell to IniiKhllifr In a strange hysteric way. Just in thinking how ridiculous it provrd ; And it mellowed to a cackle that was Banc eiiouuh, they say. Till at Inst Hhe singled every time she moved. Why. Hhe chuckled out her wrinkles, and Hhe Niifckeicd ofT her frowns. And then took to u II the tilings alio shouldn't tlo; Now she's ;i own as fat ns liutter, and )ms outKiown all hei gowns; But Hhe laughs away at thai disaster, too. Klllot Walker In the Woman's Home Companion. Turquoise the Stone of the East. The best turquoises are found In the celebrated Nishapur mines In Persia, in which district are two whole vil lages inhabited by turquoise miners, who work at a depth of eighty or ninety feet below the ground, breaking the rock with hammers. Upon a tur quoise being discovered, It is laid asMo in its rough state, and after wards extracted from its matrix by an elaborate method. Itesides these mines, there are others known as khaki (earth) mines, in which the gems are found Id loose soil, two or three feet below the surface. No Oriental, however poor, but manages to become possessed of a turquoise, even if it is only in a tin setting. Substitute for RubDer. A new substitute for rubber Is be ing made iu Mexico from the guayule plant. A man seldom acts like a fool unless he's the real thing. Fancy Prices for Relict. For a love letter written by Robert Burns, the Scottish poet, $50 was paid not long ago. Yet a brass collar which was worn by Boatswain, the dbg to whose memory Lord Byron erected a monument at Newstead abbey, fetched 21 guineas, while the collar of Thun derer, another of Ixird Byron's dogs, realized 4 guineas only. Reasoning by Logic. Ethel, aged 6, is Just learning to spell and is much rejoiced over her progress. She announced with great glee to her father, the other evening, that she knew how to spell "in," and proved the assertion. A few minutes later she inquired, with a puzzled air: 'Taps, does 'in' backwards spell out'?" Boyish Indiscretion. A Pittsburg boy who left home to pose as a man was discovered wear ing trousers much too large for him. This was easy for the police. If he bad been a real man. he would have worn trousers entirely too tight for him, such as so many fashion plates foist on buyers. Buffalo Sxpress. Lives of Different Meaning. It is noble to be alive to the little ness of earth, but it is nobler to be come Impressed with Its greatness; to the animal life it is only a pasture ground; to ordinary men it is the com monplace world; but to him who lives above it It becomes a shlni.ig moon. Mean Flirg at Scotchmen. A man who says he is an English man writes to. the Westminster Gazettp that be has learned that In 16C7 there were only thirty-six Scots in London, and that he now knows the meaning of the expression, "the good old times." Islands Have Disappeared. The "Royal Company's Islands," supposed to bo In the Pacific ocean, have been removed from the maps of the Hydrographic Institute of the British Admiralty because all efforts to find thorn have failed. Easy. The teacher had been talking about a hen sitting on eggs, and, with the Incubator iu his mind, asked if eggs could be batched In any other way. "Yes. put 'tin uuder a duett." was the response. Women Workers of London. There are in actual practice In Lon don five women builders, two women architects, seven women house paint ers and dozens of women who are em ployed as internal house decorators. First Artificial Teeth. It has been found that lalso teeth were used by the people who lived In 1000 B. C. Those tooth wore made of Ivory and fastened to an Ivory plate by niuans of a fine gold wire. Austrian Old Age Pensions. Under the Austrian poor law every man tin ye.'rs old Is entitled to a pen sion equal to one-third the amount, per day which he has earned durius hla working days. First Pantomime. The first regular Kngllsh pantomime is said to have boon "Harlequin Exe cuted," produced at the l.lr.colu's Inn Fields theater, Pep. L'li. 1717. Lake Disappears. Lake Chad Is gradually drying up, nd recent ro.-oaieho.s tend to show that Its complete disappearance U Only a quest inn or time. Mich English Counties. Lancashite, Kngland. is the next richest county to London. It Is rated t il'Ji (MH).iii.m, against J.oi.duu'3 43,310.0(10. Largest Deposits of Nickel. The lamest deposits; td nickel are on the Island of Now Caledonia, a French possession in the c-'unt h rod lie. Women Carry Malls. Mar.y of the rural letter carriers In ie Trrl a.e iifin.ni for It Reaches More KANSAS CITY MO., FRIDAY, MARCH 31, 1905. Natural Dyes In Ireland. From mows gutbered on the moun tain side the peasants of Ireland dye the wool a pretty shade of brown; they gather seaweed from the thou sand little bays which seam the coast ot Connemara for dyeing the wool other soft shades; in the valleys art found the dock and oak leaves fori still other colors, while from the peat bogs they squeeze a dark fluid (O color the white wool a glossy black. From a Novel. In a novel recently published the) following delightful Instance of the easy descent from the sublime to the ridiculous occurs, and has been gib beted by a spiteful reviewer: "Wha, Margaret, white to the lips with pain, knelt in tbe woods one day, and kissel the cross which Herr Kaufmunn hv4 erected to the sacred memory of thlr early love, the leaves fell about ber like telegrams from high places." Free Food for Children. Many thousands ot children go to school In France every day without having had breakfast. In Paris the school canteens have proved a bless ing. They buy food at wholesale rates and are thus able to supply luncheons of beans, vegetables and macaror.l at three cents each for those who can afford to pay, while the poor are fed gratuitously. Ticked Time Two Centuries. The residents of Tlalpam. Mex.. com plain that the public clock of that town Is useless; repairs are made every week, but every week the clock gets out of repair and can never be kept In good condition. The Tlalpam clock Is probably the oldest public clock on the American continent. It was originally installed as a cathedral clock in the year C.r7; in 1790 it waa donated to the council of San Agustln de las Clevas, near Tlalpam, when It was Installed there and set in motion. Since that time It has never undergone repairs until a few weeks ago. Th clock, however, has told the time for 24V years and it Is but natural that It is tired and wants to be sent to a iun seum. Why Snow Bursts a Gun. In a discussion at the Koyal society on the effects of sudden pressures, In London recently of some experi ments on the effects of sudden pres. sures, attention was called to a singu lar experience, which, it was said, peo ple who go shooting in winter um times have. If the muzzle of a gun happens to get plugged up with a littlo t-now, the gun Invariably bursts when fired in that condition. Light as the plug of snow Is, it requires a definite time for a finite pressure, however great, to get It under way, and dur ing this short time the tension of the powder gases becomes so great that the barrel of the ordinary fowling piece Is unable to withstand It. A South African Hoodoo Man. A colored man, Jaul Jones, has been committed for trial by the Wyn berg Magistrate on a charge of prac tising as a doctor without a license. Paul Pulse, a laborer, said lie went to Hock's farm, where the accused lived. Ho found the accused and told him that ho was sick. Aecused took witness Into his bedroom, took a tin, put something Into it, ruck a match and set fire to It. He then snapped his fingers over it and took a bull's eye glass and examined his chest and body, looked over some playing cards and told witness that there was a frog alive In his stomach. Johan nesburg Star. Singed Hair of Cat and Dog, Henry Adams a Henry county far mer, was In thp city yesterday with a very naked dog and a strange talo of the odd effects of a bolt of lightning that struck his bouse during the se vere storm of Monday afternoon. The lightning struck tho kitchen, running down the pipe of the stove, (having tho fur clean from the back of a cat that was asleep beneath the stove, striking the dog as lightly as It bad struck tho cat, running down the animal's logs to tho ground, leaving a trail of singed fur In Its wake ami doing no damage to either animal be yond a severe fright. Baltimore Sun Homes of Colored Peop.e than any othei Paper In the State. Spaniels Always on Duty. Spaniels are full of resource, and their exploits in retrieving wounded birds are wonderful. A small brown and white spaniel broke Its foreleg, which was set in stiff bandages hard ened with some preparation. It could only go on three logs, but hopped out M'ier Its master with the other dogs . ii n these were taken for a walk. There had b"en a pheasant shoot, and the little spaniel could not resist slip ping off to smell down the side of a small belt. It discovered a winged cock pheasant, dashed after it on three legs and caught and retrieved II, hopping into the road with the big bird In its uaouth. County Gentleman (London). Cultivate the Memory. Many people complain of having a 'oor memory, and yet that faculty can oe developed as easily as ran the tdceps muscle. Nor is it necessary to go to any professor of memory or to master any elaborate system In order to accomplish this result. One does rot have to go to a gymnasium to 'irengthen the arm or back. Chopping wood or rowing a boat will do it. Similarly, memory may be cultivated ny an effort and amid ordinary pur rulis. First Life Insurance Policy. The first life Insurance policy of vhlch the details are on record re tulted In a lawsuit: William Oybbons ,"ured himself on June 15. ITH3. for 33 against dying In twelve months; je did die on May IS of tho next year and tho disgusted underwriters (the company of those days) contested jaymont on the plea that ho had .Ived twelve months of twenty-eight lays each! The World's Work. Can Live Without Spleen. That a human being can live with out a spleen has been thoroughly established. At one time It was sup posed that the spleen produced tbe red blood corpuscles of the white ones, or charged the one Into the other; but since It is known that the bone marrow has something to do with tho production of corpuscles, and that spleenless men run live in perfect heulth, more operations arc being per formed for the removal of this organ. Experiment Worth Trying. For good spirits, god humor, good conduct and good living, so say cheer ful thinkers, try tho simple expedient of saving a little money, from week to week. As the bunk balance grows so will grow high ideals of business ami social existence, to say nothing of the moral courage that dares to think deeply, to claim unswerving allegiance with the cause of tho Just and right. Stopping an Epidemic. An epidemic In Kamhun, Japan, was traced to a certain stream of water, but as tho natives who drank the water could neither see nor smell the germs of the disease, they continued to drink from the stream. Then the police allowed Kerosene oil to trickle into the water, and this evidence of pollution proved convincing ami ended the epidemic. FISHING LINES FROM GRUBS. Details In the Manufacture of Silk worm Gut. It has been found that silkworm gut forms the host line for fishing pur poses, partly on account of Its great tenacity utid partly because it Is so transparent. Kvcry year a sufficient number of Spanish silkworm grubs are selected for this purpose. After they have eaten enough mulberry leaves, and boloro they begin to spin, they aro thrown into vinegar for sev eral hours. F.aeh Insect Is killed and the substance which the grub In the natural cotirso would have spun into a cocoon is forcibly drawn from the dead worm Into a much thicker Hud shorter silken thread. The threads are then placed in pure water for about four hours and afterward dipped for ten minutes in a solution of soft soap. The fine outer skin is thus loosened, to that the workman can remove it with his hands. The threads must ho. dried in a shady place, 2nd are often bleached with sulphur vapor until they acquiru the bright appearance of tpun glass. Gallantry to Burn. It always makes us mad to see statements that the 'old fashioned women" were better cooks or house keepers than the women of the pres ent day. The woman of the present day Is good enough for ns. or for any body. There are a few shiftless wo men, but the great majority of them are admirable. Opclika News. Human Perversity. In one of the old English comedies an undertaker reproves one of his mourners for laughing at a funeral, and says to him: "You bad fellow, you! I have been raising your wages these two years, upon condition that you should appear more sorrow ful and the higher wages you receive the hap pier you look!" Use of Asbestos Increasing. The use of asbestos by electricians Is daily increasing, for it meets the most exacting requirements for pur Hses of Insulation. Its latest applica tion is to tho "eleclrotherni," the now device which is already taking the place of hot -water bottles in hospitals and Blckrooms. Children Sodden With Liquor. Tht1 cantonal school board of Tlcino, in Switzerland, complains iu n circu lar to parents that owing to children being allowed at home to partake too freely of the strong native liquor, hoys and girls often go to school In a hope lessly intoxicated condition. Mouse Made Nest of Currency. John Sliaulcy of Milford, Conn., put a $5 bill in a pocket of one of bis coats, to find that some small mouse had a nest In the pocket ami hnd chewed up t'i of his hard earned money to make a nice soft bed for it Self. First Use of Piano. There are 10, "no pieces of wood, cloth, ami foil, and l.ls.'i feet of wire In a concert grand piano. Tho earliest recorded ..ihlle performance 011 the pianoforte took place at Covont (Jar den, England, on May Hitli. I TUT. Made III by Unfiltered Water. After a club dinner at a hotel in Stockholm, says the Frankfurter Zel tung, several hundred persons fell ill of typhoid, duo to untutored river wat er being used for washing the vegeta bles. Canada an Anglers' Paradise. Canada Is the paradise of the angler. Within easy range of Quebec ale hun dreds of lakes, sometimes, miles In ex tent, which swarm with tisb. and near ly all of which are free to all comers. Bless Their Heartsl The women who love you In tbe right way may not remember If you like poetry, but they always put. up some of your kind of jam and pickles. Alt bison (ilobe. Cut Off Brandy Supply. Thn French government has abol ished tho cant iiileros, w ho were a feat ure of every regiment. They wore women who supplied tho soldioib wilb brandy. Stops Coffin Salesmen. The Liverpool police have stopped tho practice - common there ot can .1 im., ',,r iH. s:,,, ,,, colliiM 11' hollies where a death I, a-, taken place. Cookery for Danes. A course of cooking lessons for men on I has been luiin 111 ( open liagcti under tho ,iu: -pict a o an mill. lit ..il committee Youths on Coroners' Junes. An Knglish coroner oim out the 111 t lo know 11 lael thai ail Jcison, over 12 yi-ara of ae cm l raie l uj.jii a-, jilluis. Emery Producers. fSrcoce and the Ionian Minds pro iluco more emery th in ,ny o;i;r coun try uil the gl he First Newspaper Ad. Tim fir.! nowspaj advertisement poured !n 10'.;. NUMBER :. GRAND OPEARA AT CONVENTION HALL. The musical public throughout tbe entire Southwest Is on the very "tip too" of pleasurable cx taney as tho time draws near when Mr. llcurich Conned and his incomparable aggre gations, direct from the Metropolitan Opera House, Now York will appear for the first time In the West in a season of grand opera iu Convention Hall. Kansas City. At five o'clock on the afternoon of Friday, March ;lst, the curtain will raise on Mr. Conricd's production of "Parsifal," which Is ad mittedly mure magnificent in every particular than the performance of Wagner's masterpiece given at Hay rout h. (in Salptilay afternoon. April 1st, "I.OS llugeliots" will bo given With il caste that is simply invincible, its It includes such world famed names as Nordica, Setnliricb. Homer. lippel, Seoul, Van Kooy, Joiiruct, etc. Tho production in Kansas City will be the same iu every particular together with the Identical caste, superb orchestra, w ith tho world of supei nutnei leu which goes to form an ensemble which has produced opera that has scored not h inn less than triumph this season in Now York. Tho Kansas Clly season of grand opera will close with a fining clinnu, us n grand douMo bill Iiiim been select ed of two operas which represent the ".realest achievements of the modern Italian composers. Tho first of these will be Miiseagnls' "Cavallerlii Itufctl eana," that little chef d'ouvro of pas sion ninl solo;, which is the best work of Mascngnl, ami who has succeeded in packing Into bis musical sotting, tho tragic love story first told by the Italian writer Yerga. In this work, tin' West for the first time will have an opportunity of hearing Mine, fie Mai ( III. the most wonderful dramatic soprano Italy bus produced in years. The second opera will ho tho equal ly fatuous short opera of Leoncavallo, which rivals In Its charm, power and pathos. Ilofh works will give mat vol Ions expression In the violence and emotion of Italy. Iu "I'agliacci" Caruso, the world famous tenor will appear iu one of his greatest roles. Tho approaching season of grand op era In Kansas Cit y w ill In' Caruso s first appearance in the West, and at this time, the West will have an op portunity of passing Judgment upon thin man, who today H the frenzied idol of the Metropolitan (Ipila House audienc e, iu New York. LENDING TO THE LORD. Tho itev. (ieorge ( iili'illati, the emin ent ilUine, was distinguished for bis gorcroslty and largeness of heart. (Mi one occasion bo met a member of bis church whom ho bad not seen at wor ship for a hum- time, lieinindtug him of tlii- fait, the minister asked what was wrong. "I dlil not like to come in a cottl I 11 111 ashamed of it is so bare," an swered tbe man . Tho minister Instantly divested himself of his own coat, and handed it lo his distressed parishioner. "There, my man. lot 1110 see my coat every Sunday until it becomes bare, ami then call buck." The worthy divine then returned to his studies in bis shirt sleeves; and his w ife observing him. asked what ho had done with bis coat. "I have Just lent it to the Lord!" was Cilfillau's noble answer. WHKN John Philip Sotisa returns to this country from his present. Ku 1 open n tour, it is said he will bring with him tne completed score of a comic opera, the book of which is being written by Harry li. Smith, and which the bandmaster will product early next season.