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By the Oven Fire Put llie lvnnrlrrfnl KC HiV. infl Powder to the tett. ft a can on approval. Your money will be returned if you don't acree that all we claim is true. You'll be delighted with the de licious, wholesome things that . ounces roja KC BAKING POWDER will bring to life in your oven. IC C. lialcSnif VntiAr im ton. imstZTtC! thirds cheaper and makes purer. k JcJ bcttcr more healthful food than vnujpr outer powders anywhere near 7 K C Dual it v. H nunrrt (nr 25 cents, t, et it to-day I JAQUES MFC. CO. Chlcaoo Wend ft poatal for "Book of PrtMuu." Bualneaa Academy for Women. The people of the duchy of Cobnrg Intend to give the young Duke Charles Kdwurd a wedding present of a sum of money sufficient to restore tho Luther church In the old castle of CoburK In which Luther lived and preached 370 years ago. Atk Your Dealer for Allen's Foot-Eat A powder. It nsts the foci. Cures Swollon, bore, lint, Callous. Aching, Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. A tall Drueeisti and iSlioe stores. 25 cents. Accept do substitute. Sample mailed KKKK. Address. Allou S. Olmsted, LieKoy, N. Y. ' Logical Deduction. "So you think I play the fool more than I did six months ago, eh?" said the husband. "How do you figure It out?" "I think: It must be due to the fact that the days are lonser now," an swered tho better half of the combine. Insist on Getting It. Some grocers say they don't kep Defiance Starch. This is because the have a stock on hand of other brands containing only 12 ox In a package, which they won't be able to sell llrst. because Defiance contains 16 oz. for the same money. Do you want 16 oz. Instead of 12 oz. for same money? Then buy Dcfiauce Starch. Requires no cooking. Edward Honors Japanese. King Edward VII. has made Count Katsura, prime minister of Japan, a member of the Order of the Bath, and liaron Komtira a member of the Oi der of St. Micliial and St. George. MACHINERY. THE JOKER'S CORNER. WITTY 8ALLIES TURNED OUT BY THE HUMORISTS. Mr. Jlggs Knew Worse Trial Than Stretching the TruthMisfortune, Not Affliction Another Pescs Con ference of Considerable Importance Putting a Good Face On It. Young William Makepeace Thack eray had broken his nose by Jamming It carelessly against another boy's (1st. "Well," he said, as he looked at him self in the mirror, "I'd rather have a nose of that kind that one like J. Pierpont Morgan's." At a subsequent period, however, he avenged himself by making faces at the entire aggregation of English loclety. Just So. We have never neard of a business man going to a pool hall la search of an office boy. Defiance Starch rhould be In every household, none so K"od, besides 4 oz. more for 10 cents than nny other brand of cold water starch. I'erhaps they call them "captains of finance" because some of them are so rank. DON'T FOKUKT A lnr?! 2-or.. iKirkiun Hrl Chisk Hnll Ulim, only 6 uvula. Tu Hurb Company, 3oiuh. Ueud, luU. This would bo a drenry world In deed if there were uo rainbows to chase occasionally. Plso'sCuro for Consumption Is an Infallible medicine for couch and colun.-N. W. Samusl, Occun Grove, N, J., Feb. 17, 1000. It Is better to be known as a good man than to be known as a good fellow. Farmers and Merchants will be interested In announcement of "Acetylene Jones" In this paper. In the race for wealth tho men who are distanced often reap tho greatest benefits. The Machine which skims the cream from milk does not lose a drop, while the old skimming process was crudo and wasteful. Washing u.-.-chines, which will relieve woman of the drudgery of cleaning clothes have not proved an encouraging success up to date, but when it comes to manufac turing exclusively by machinery with out the touch of human hands, there is nothing more interesting than the history of Pillsbury's Vltos the best breakfast food in the market to-day. The white heart of the wheat ker nel Is cut out by steel rolls, conveyed to sterilizers, and then packed In two pound, air-tight packages (this Is the whole story), all by polished steel ap pliances, no handling, no cooking, no coloring, no adulteration. Just the while heart of the wheat berry steril ized, nothing added, nothing taken away. Pillsbury's Vltos Is therefore a healthful, substantial breakfast dish, actually the "Meat of the Wheat." Price 15c. A puckage will supply a week's breakfast for five persons. See the economy. Ask your r-rrr to-dnv. A VISION OF THE FUTURE. Four envoys in a navy yard With solemn care debated. And meanwhile on a distant field The warring forces waited, Ono word, and each opposing brave Would fall upon his brother; Ono word, and battle's lust for blood Would love and pity smother. Tho cannon boomed, the bells rang peace, And loud was the rejoicing. While gray-haired parents laughed and wept. Their happy feelings voicing. Thus precious lives, the flower of youth, Were saved a thankful nation. Tbo Yalevard-Princerah ' foot ball game Was played by arbitration. New York Sun Analysis of Medicines Open to All. "There is no public demand and there Is not the slightest public nec essity for a law compelling the publi cation of the formula of proprietary medicines," says the Committee on Legislation of the Proprietary Asso ciation. "Every Health Commissioner and every Pure Food Commissioner in the country, as well as every pri vate physician or chemist, If he pleases, has the right to make an analysis of any proprietary medicine and to publish the result and to tell the public what he thinks, and there Is nothing in the world to prevent such action. But that is not what the agitators for such legislation want. Their object Is to destroy the sale of ucb remedies entirely." Some churches tbnt talk about re vivals would better talk about resurrections. All Up-to-Date Housekeepers use Defiance Cold Water Starch, be cause It is better, and J os. more of It (or same money. The pocketbook nerve of some men is much more sensitive than their domestic nerve. Every housekeeper should know that If they will buy Defiance Cold Water Starch for laundry use they will save not only time, because It never sticks to the Iron, but because each package contalus 16 oz. one full pound while all other Cold Water Starches are put up in 94-pound pack ages, and the price is the same, 10 cents. Then again because Defiance Starch is free from all Injurious chem icals. If your grocer tries to sell you a 12-oz. pucksge it Is because he has a stock on hand which he wishes to dispose of before he puts In Defiance. He knows that Deflauce Starch has printed on every package In large let. ters and figures "16 o.a." Demand Do fiance and save much time and money and the annoyance of the iron stick ing. Defiance never sticks. There are still two things that Glas gow doe not do for Its citizens: Pick wt their neckties sjid their clears. Bulk From the West. Tho bulk of the commercial honey crop comes from the West and South west, and this year the supply is likely to be short. From Colorado, Utah and Nevada the yield Is reported to bo . poor to fair. California baa a moderate crop, and other producing States only a fair crop. Producers are holding their slock at an advance over last year's prices, the advance amounting to about two cents per pound. COFFEE NEURALGIA. Leaves When You Quit and Use Pos turn. A lady who unconsciously drifted Into nervous prostration brought on by coffee, says: "I have been a coffee drinker all my life, and used It regularly, three times a day. "A year or two ago I became sub ject to nervous neuralgia, attacks of nervous headache and general ner vous prostration which not only in capacitated roe for doing my house work, but frequently made it neces sary for me to remain in a dark room for two or three days at a time. "I employed several good doctors, one after the other, but none of them was sble to give me permanent relief. "Eight months ago a friend sug gested that perhaps coffee was the cause of my troubles and that I try Postum Food Coffee and give up the old kind. I am glad I took her advice, for my health has been entirely re stored. I have no more neuralgia, nor have I had one solitary headache In all theso eight months. No more of my days are wasted in solitary con finement In a dark room. I do all my own work with ease. The flesh that I lost during the years of my nervous prostration has come back to me during these months, and I am once more a happy, healthy woman. 1 en close a list of names of friends who can vouch for the truth of the state ment." Name given by Postum Co, Cattle Crefk. Mich. There's a reason. Ten days' trial leaving off coffee snd uslcg Postuo Is sufficient All grocers. Illggs There are times when a man has to lie to bis wife. Jlggs And worse than thnt, there are times when be has to tell the truth. The Cause of His Going. "Wow!" growled the old man. re turning to the bedroom, "I stubbed my toe." "Wen." replied his wife, "that's what you get for going down stairs In your stocking feet." "That's so. If I hadn't gone down In my stocking feet thrt young man ol Edith's might have heard me and got away before I reached him." A Man of His Word. "I've been trying that physician you recommended so highly to mo." "Ah! And you found him all that I said reliable in every respect, eh?" "Well, he assured mo ho would put me on my feet Inside of two months.' "And did he do It?" "That's what he did. I've Just sold my automobile in order to pay his bill!" Accident on Uganda Railroad. The following Is an official report sent to his superior by the station master at Nimbu, on the. Uganda rail way: "To station Nairobi, from station Venanl. From station master. Guard No. 2 reports struck giraffe at mile 158. No damage to permanent way or train. Driver states giraffu ran off uninjured." Another Peace Conference. The Rich Father "So you want to marry my daughter, young man?" The Young Man "That's the Idea, sir." "Well, I consent. That's settled." "Yes. sir; now we will consider the proposition for n concession of lauds and a money indemnity." Papa Made the Roof. Little Pauline, after questioning het eunt as to who bad made their house! and being Informed that Jim Welch: had done so, replied: "Why, auntie, C-ort made our house I God made our front room and our hall, and our kitchie, but papa made tin! roof." (Her father is a tinners Magazine of Fun. The Dealer Was Wise. To make Cheap Gas-light for Country Homes TAKE a common Clay Pipe. Put a simple "Acetylene" Gasburntr on its stem. Bind the two in position with a tight-fitting pirce of Rubber llosc. Then till the bowl of the pipe with fine-ground Cal cium Carbide. Next tic a rag over licad ot the bowl to kcrp in the Carbide. Now put the pipe into a Glass of atcr, as in picture. 'O 0 '. Water There you have a complete GaS' plant for 25 rents. Touch a match to the Tlnrnrr and you'll get a beautiful White Gas light. Of course, this is onlv nn experi ment, but it shows the wonderful Jim flinty of Acetylene Lighting. That very simplicity gave Acetylene ll Z VT -IL1 11 I 1 Light a setback, at first. It seemed so simple to turn Calt ium Carbide into Gas-light that over 000 different kinds of "tanks" and "Acetylene Machines" were invented, patented, and marketed for the purpose, by about as many different people. Well, the thing to be expected certainly happened ! About 5.V of these "Acetylene Machines" had been invented and sold by people who knew more about Tiimare than they did about lias-making. The "Calcium Carbide" was all right all the time, but 5.to of the machines for turning it into Gas were all wrong all the time. So Acetylene (ias "got a bad name." though it is clear enough noir that it never deserved it at any time. It was like selling Wood Steves to bum Hard Coal in, and then blaming the Coal for nut burning. Lots of things happened to grieve the Owners of these 5 .to makes of alleged "Acetylene Machines." lint very few aeeidents occurred from them even in the days of rank experiment and dense ignorance, among, "Generator" Makers. ' Of course, a gun will eo off unexpectedly, now and then, if the trigger be pulled by a person who "didn't know it was loaded." Hut, that's no fault of the Ammunition is it? Well, finally the Insurance Companies got after tlice sto odd makes nf "Acetylene Machines" that wouldn't Acetlate, ami the Insurance Hoard made an investigation of all Generators that were submitted 'to them. Then, nut of the doo odd "Machines" patented, onlv about 70 were "permitted" by the Insurance Hoard to be used. Oh, what a howl was there! Hv "permitted" I mean that lrV Insurance Boarfl was willing that any building should be Insured, with out extra charge, which used any nnf of tl rse 70 AccHlenc Generators it had found safe, ami effective, just as it pcrnntud houses to be piped for City lias, or wired for Klcctricity, under proper conditions. Now, the Insurance Companies cii'if to know whether or not these To different makes of Acetylene Generators were absolutely Safe to use. Because, they have to pay the bills, if Fire or F'x plosion occurs, from any one of the Acetylene Gener ators they authonc. And, here's a proof of their good judgment. Though there arc now Two Million people using Acetylene Light in America, there have only been four l'ires from it in one year, against Fires from Kerosene and Gasoline. There have also been 4?) Fires front l'.lectricity, IO" l'ires from City (ias, and .s.'o I-ires from Candles. Besides these there have been .'( Fires from the Sun's rays. Hut. only four l'ires from Acetylene. That shows boy careful the Insurance Hoard was in its cxam111.1t i.i of Acetylene Generators, and ill "permitting" only the 70 makes that were ahove sus fieion, out of the Ooo mucins that were once on the market. Well. the boom in Acetvlene Lighting made loiter frices possible on the material it is ihrncd from, vi., Calcium Carbide, a material that looks like Granite but acts like Magic. Today. Acetylene Light is a full thud eheaper than Kerosene Light, or Gasoline 1 ight. per Candle Power. It is not more than half the price of l.kitric Light, nor three fourths that of City Gas. If 1 can't fv;r these statements to your full satis faction my name is not "Acetylene Jones." Hut Acetylene is m,rr tlw:ti the safest and eheafest Light of the year Ipiv It is also the Whitest Light the nearest to natural Sunlight in health giving lilur anil Violet ravs, and because of tins, with its freedom from linker, it is the easiest of all Artificial Light on the I'.yes. It is so much like real Sunlight that it has made plants grow l hours per day in tl.it k cellars where no ray of Sunlight could reach them. It m ule them crow t'.tiee as fast as similar plants that had only the Sun light of day time, i., half the time. That was proven hv Cornell I 'niversity in a three months' experiment made this very year. . Now, I've saved up for the lat a point more im- fortant to you than all the others about Acetylene .ight. . It consumes only one-fourth as much of the vital 0.ry.s.vii from the Air of Living rooms or lied rooms, as either Kerosene or City (ias-Light consumes. That's a tremendous difference in a lifetime, mark you- three fourths of a difference. Because,- Ci v'cii is Life. Ami every bit of Oxygen stolen from the lungs of Women, Children mid Men, tliroiieh Lighting, is a loss that ran never be made good again. A 2 Candle -Power A 'etyleiic Light costs you only t;vo fifths of a cent per hour. That's about SS.s per year, if burned every night in the year for four steady hours A Istioseue 1 amp of eipial capacity would cost you a third nio;e, vi.: time tilths of a tent p 1 hour for Kerosene alone, or $S 75 per year. That's exclusive of broken lamp ehinmevs, new wicks, ami the everlasting drudgery and danger of 1 hailing, Idling ami ti miming daily. 1 want to feore these tigures to you, Header, if you ore a house owner or storekeeper. 'fell me how many rootn you've got and I'll tell you what it will cost to light lh in with lit 1II1.11U, beautiful, Sanitary, eye-saving Acetylene. Write me today for my lice I look about "Sunlight on Tap." Just addicss mc here as "Acetylene Tones," 8 Adams St , Chicago, Tilt CONSTIPATION AND STOMACH TROUBLE PTt 'I rnnsiilrr Mull's CtatM Tnnir III vrivl-sl niritu ini- I h;i rrt l;iketi. Mv l'mai li -;( ill Mir-li a ta) r mil it ion tli;it iiMIimiu t.toi .1 nvlil Ai"l On so, a)1 iiiiiniiiit of faml lli.tl I w .1 , tap t'l C1I iliilll I tri-m Ol tin miiv '!. I lf .1 (tie Mi II i vims lli.it sl,.,.p , .is iiiiiii.hiIiI,i My FlitMivill i'.ivr nut unit I tii'i .tiiir rtli.insli'il ami e iiii el. li I v I nil ilinvii. I linn i iiiiimriu fit In tain Mult t C , I .- if liinir anl liv llii lilur I It . I tmi-4irl lu li-itll.-i mv lo-.ilrl, tilnoiol. I liuw lelish my fnuil ami cull sleep .e, will At rvrt . 'lilts IS My 1 1 I N I All V I IS I I Mi i Y " MKS. I. 1.1AM. 1 I I. vl S loll. I SI., ..n I. III. Continual constipation will inevitably result seriously or tin: sullen r. No one t an let ihii ifTliclioii go unuolieed w ithout losing his health. It brin,; , on Blood Poison, S 11 in Disease, Sores, Pimples.StomachTrouble, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Sudden llowel Trouble, Diarrhea, Cholera, Etc., Nervousness, Insomnia, and llindred Diseases. You hnvt) ni right to Miller from constipation or any of these diseases. Then is no necessity or excuse lor it. There is ono potitive, nnturnl, hnrndrta c ure and only one - for tlieae trouble and w are going to Rive you enough free to prove it. Cut out ihu coupon below and wc will give you absolutely lire ul charge a bottle of MULL'S GRAPE TONIC tha only permanent, natural cure for constipation snd all bowel troubles and indigestion and all Hotnaeh trouble. MULL'S (il A I K T( INK- cures by strengthening and resioi nig Hie tissues and miiseles of all I lie digestive oig.ins, mid by putting the whole digestive sy ,tem in a perfect, strong, healthy condition. It does not slunk ami weaUen tin oi gans a purgatives and physics do and thus aggravate thei tioulle and inaLe a h id mailer unise. lis ellei I is lo Imild up and restine, and not tear down and destroy. It cures the disease l) puttiny the digestive oig.uib in a condition to oven nine it. Sin. b a cuts amounts to something - it is perfect and permanent. You feel better and stronger all the tune you use- it not wealtenrd rue! run down a'i in the ease of drugs and physic. You feel this wonderful and beneficial ellei Is ot Mull ( iiape I nine at nine. You will know that it will cure you as soon you begin it use. I hat I why we let you try it tree. CUT OUT THIS COUPON 10215 FREE 123 Semi this ennpon with nnf nnirif. Hurt a ,1,lr-i.4 anil tntir t1rii-i-lr.l'a nanit, for a Irea bottia u Hull a lameli i'otilii. l'inititaoiili Cuic uml IIiihhI runner t MULL'S CRAPE. TONIC CO.. 148 Third Aftnua, Rock Itland, III. Oloa rail Aa-,,a ana Writ, rialalj Thffl W hntila contalne -itmrlr Hire I imaa I lip Hie. nl.e. A t ilniy tiirf-i. The fiannlns has H lino uml mi Mi tier iatliitit mi (h liiliel - t.iku iiii ul lier f nan .mir il rutin '-a Purchaser Whon you sold mo this horse you said ho whh without faults. Now I find he's lanio. Horse Denier Well, lameness ain't a fault It'u mi aflllction. Avoiding a Greater Expense. Giffle JlggiiiH must think a good bit of his wife. Pplnks Why So? fjiffle He Hives her an allowance of $20 a week. Ppli'ks -Oh, he's foxy. He knows she could get at least $.'0 alimony. Wouldn't Stand for It. "Ileerd there wny. a blK split-lip lu IChenezer church lust Sunday." "Yep." "What wnz the tnnibn ?" "I'reach'-r said comepln' ag'ln ti tmclier an' flrundma Pankls, Betsy Maskett, Aunt Prudy Williams an' Oranny Stubbs took thflr pipes an" went over to the ether vhurcb." De troit Tribune. TO CURE THE GRIP IN ONE DAY ANIHiRIPINE tWrlOLOltfon HlVKJiE npiT ff i " Bin IS GUARANTEED TO CURE GRIP, BAD COLD, HEADACHE AND NEURALGIA. I won't full Anfl.Orlfiln to a it'nlpr wlio wort (Juaraau It. t all lor o.ur MO K V ak I V IT IIO T ' J H K. '. II'. Ittemer, H. If., Muruifotiirer.JrMrf , Wo, PUTNAM FADELESS DYES olor mora ooodt bnahtnr and latter color than ant othar dm. Ono 10c package colon all floor. Thr nV in cold water hatter than ant other dye. You can 4a nr garment without noDino apart. Write tor Ire booklet Hon to Ure, Bleach and Mia Colon. MONROE DRUQ CO., Unlonvlll; MlmtourL $16 AN ACREji in Western Canada is the amount many farmers will realize from their wheat cropthisyear. 23 Bushels to the Aero Will be the Average Ylold of Wheat. Thn hind that thin wiib Krowo on rrmt many ot tho furmrm uti'-nlntt'ly nutiiliii,', wlilln those who wUhist to U' til to tin Itvn iktcm the (jovrrn on ul f rants, cuu buy land uiljuluink' ul frum K tu f 10 au acre. Climate spli nillil, school o tTinli t.t, rullaay close ut hum!, Uiich low. Send for pnmiiliU't "Snth Ontury Canada" niul full particulars rcifuntlfiK rate, eui., to SupTintcodLi.t, of linuilt rallun, OUuwu. Camilla, or to tho following authorlrri Canadian Uovernmeut Agent J. S. C'rtwfonl No. 125 W. Ninth Street KanaaaCil; MlkauurL (aleoutoa una Ukpcr ) (PILES NO MONEY TILL CURfD S, lalaWataiaf DRV TWOTMTOW ttlWOH-ioJi 0k 31 KAH3 END rOH fHCC Illiu TaiaTiu oalirru. (.-.MM.. With Ni-maf PacMiittaT Mra CiatCD Kansas city, mo (. m..!.. r m i.miij Rugs Vot: Old Carpets Gun rati tit rd to if 10 y(tr, f riff Hit rrrr Hmnmmm City Hug Co., KMiai City, Mi. 10 rent III (HIvit wt'l tr!iitf yi ly mull ntai KNIl'lf Hli-I ItilK't i ' - i U t It .fit1rt. Atfcqit, wautr t. WAHAUll COMPANY. (JrayviUa, IUiaou.1 UftfTUffe". with I DEFIANCE STARCH utiicr mwrihH "DfcF.ANCE ' K' (IIIMTI lo (till prtt 'KHatH n'v I hiii nun' rlf nii-i 19 SUPERIOR QUALITY. SCALES FOH FARMERS. Put Hie i-'.eaii. eit and lii-ii. Mrb'l fi'r prl--". Cliicaja kali Co., Chicagg, 111. Thompson's Eye Water W. N. V., KANSAS CITY, NO. 42, 190J CUHl I iftrttHt ILL Mil fftlli In fn-'t. s.M tijr tlrtiirtflU.