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Foe and Their Burrows.
IW th mattmont that fii.' hav ho) there Is not only tlit- authority of natural history but 'f tif-l. The typical hnbit.i'ion of the tox a hole In the croiiml. ' Kmniinc to earth" ml ".lliislri: o'lt" ;i t will Known in elilont of tin- Kiml'.-li MT. The foi la a wUi1 1-:mi in :i 1 t h inn. wixe noimh t. nut I.iirn.w of nny ani mal, but in ii' t:t i i of Kiu ti al.oilcs he In quit.' c:iM 'f f"r ,llnv s.f, mi l tl.itt ; M t tn.ir'fia'.ilo p'Od. Good Proof of Guilt. Wh-n William M K.tt's was rouns if.in h -! t' " ' I I'" ,"'lrt man i.iiin-1 IM an!.-. l" a rhnretM nh f 'i ry Tit.- trial a an Int. ! stint; ..i..-. at..l Mr. i:..irt by br.lliant work 'f'i i '.enfa ai'iiii'ial. 1 1 - 1 1 i .s'i'ot.i: liolii f tl.at ttio man was i n i . . - tit unrl tin' trial as all over. Tin n In' ' baiic.'.l Ills opinion. IMw.iMs pabl Mr. Kvarta bis fii.' with a for 4' '. In ! English Tavern Signs. A tftvi ni mui n in vario'i i:ins of Ktts.aml Is "Tlw I'"' 11. a l in a Pot." iii'i-otiipan) :iiir tin- imlntlna of a di catini; out of u tlir-i' '.oj.-tti'il l't, which may s-'i in 'o iiu jii that tln host U kind and his :and cood. Another flKtillicant siun is "Vivo M tl. s from Anywhrrr. No llttrry." ' ti in llatnp Rhlr.'. a pl a-ant r. tniti.U r that It la an ayrtai'li.' plac." to linu.-r. WONDERFUL DISCOVERY Curly Hair Made Straight By .At . . Z.m 7k Tnrn ran f.tm trmrr mi AtTrn TitKATHf, FORD'S ORIGINAL OZONIZED OX MARROW lCop)TlhU'd) t X Tin irnndfTfttl br P'ThmIa th finlv anfn T rt .Ainti"ii in t!i w-'tlil thnt funk kinky nr. J itn imir KtrikMii a f.)iinii utM.vt. It notir ihf the i-ktlp. I'ft'Vt'tit the tintrfmm falling e t -it i-r I'l-t-akinit -(T, rtir- tlnmlrull atnl mak" ; d II hif kT'v l ititr unil silky. H-il.l vr vitr kti-1 I i.y th"tiniiU. Warrant! T hriiilt-. It wan tin tlri tr pitrntln fvT X ' r "lr.t:h'hl. hint; kinky t.nir. Hr- of ttnHMt"hv li'tncni'M-r f tint Knrd'ii trls :iiiHl Oronlxt.! Murrow In put up -i.lt Mi i!t Dt u. tiilM only tn Chlraif- :Atii tv tin. The t' fmiii" hn the fk'tiRturn 1 HAH ,f. r K"HU. I'HKN'T. !) rft'h ltU' k tff. ti t h inii!'-'! i-y (nihittul thnt t-lntm t" ' Ji"t 'M.1 hut !) tnii iiMn ' rl!H14I Kiht H It T1TT ftl to kpp tu." Umr mrHluht. Mfl nnl lniitifiil ifii-itiff it thL h.-fttitiv. nr itkM RpiM nr- T mii-p mo nint h l tr,l. A tiiut ni'c'lty fr 7 la'ttt H. if titl nin ami rlnMrn. Kl it(ntiy m ri irtit-il. Ovrtug t tin iii-rir ami iKKting tiTintitti'N III thn tnl fimiit cronf'tiiti'sl. m it i ma p4ilfi fr uIm1v to prHhir a rnpurtiti.tn 'iinl to it. lull iflr'''li"ti with T vwTY fttU'. only AO rrrtt. Soi.ihvIriiKirtitB X "'I ' l-r.T 'ii't u A4 uti fr m hottt. IotiiHl, or $ 1 . 41 fnr thr tn.ttlr. pxpr pfu.i. pay nil potafft an l riir.-tfhriff A Nitiil ir fipri'd niotipy ir'lr. rin A n.- tittt.n iiAitii of thl tnpr when nrderiUK. Write Jiur namu mini atlurt i pUiuly to oxoxizr.n ox markowco., A'?f genutnt without my signature X 70 Wahttnh Ave., ChlcttAo, Illinois 4 Af-nt wautoi pvfrrwnr. 4 Nourishment in Skim Milk. In Hkinitnint; tnilU tin" i ream re moved 1. ssi ns Hi.- fat peiventaKe. and for older people or f it i hildren the kim milk Is finally ile.-lralile. in Home rases tn-ft-r. In eating applet j the nkln. too. nhoiild be eaten. Pared J7XJICTLY FIRST-CLASS apples are not im'-i'loti?. as thfl nah rontents of the apple slin are valuable to the human system. Peculiar Order to Trainmen. The following no' ire was observed posted In the endue dUpati her's ollli e at the roundhouse in a neighboring town on on.j of the railroad lines run ti i ti K out of Albany: ' Traiiiiii.n on passenger trains must not an through the coa. d'es with oeral!s on. wlihout first takint; thetu off." Albany Journal. ....IS TH. ... century Dining Room t923 VUtkxX SurW ST. LOUIS, Ma MEALS AT ALL HOURS, lyiter in any St1. 8rlcei atriuiqi IntroUaa. Lid let and OenW din op Ulre. Z, T. JOliOAM, Uiuftl Victims of Official Pleasure. The viceroy of the Two Kuatm prov inces. China, recently put out a procla mation that no pawnshop was to take arms In pawn. Iteiui; la'er himself In need of funds, he sent his own H(?enti vitlt iirtns to pledge. Five tdiops uc reited them; and these afterward paid f.nes in the amount if $7. 2r.o each. Needless Pother. It Is a reflection on our Intelligence that we spend so much time on our food, and so much more time In talk ing alMiut It. Wo must eat, of course, lmt what a needless pother there Is nbout the dishes, and the cookery, and the Karulsh! Illustrated London News. Poets and Irresponsibility, I'oets are wayward creatures, large ly Irresponsible for their actions, or, at all events, provided with such a curiously sensitive and Inflammable organization that we feel It would be unjust to Judge them by ordinary standards. I union Telegraph. Frailty Common to Mankind. All men have their frailties, and whoever looks for a friend without Imperfection will never find what he ueeks. We love ourselves notwith flatuling our faults and we oucht to love our friends in like manner. Cyrus. Norway Loans to Farmers. Farmers can borrow money from the government in Norway at 3 per rent Interest, and still the Norse rush to other lands. The reason Is that the collateral on which to borrow li rather difficult to get In Norway. I Can Sell Your Real Estate or Business No Hitler Whin Located li-iitiurtli ntift lmt. MfMH r n'l kind Ktild ..bible fovunJilna I MU'fK. IH HI I Willi. Vl'rltu tiwliiv 1 1 Ill in it wIih w u linveto 41 1 Pllft KlVtJ CflflU I if let (111 Hillll. A. P. TONE MLS0, Jr. KhI K.mtB H-lllt TOS3EKA. KANS. Still Chance for Scientists. Unawnrded for a long time, and therefore Htlll on the list of the Lorn- hardy Institute, Is the special prize by Commeno for the discovery of hydro phobia poison. Uncle Allen. "They nay worth makes the man," philosophized Uncle Allen Sparks, "but nowadays ho has to bo worth a million to be much of a man." The Modern Way. Thr lmidcr of trn; he m-nrm-d to climb, Ha knew of nomi'thlng icrviitcr. For be wnn n youth of thu mutlern time And took the elevator. rtilliulflphla Ledger. Lightning Rod Revival. There is a revival ot interest in lightning rod in France. Cigarette Case Saves Life. Returning to his house nt Argen teull, in France, Mr. Hugh Gooding was phot at by a discharged employe, the bullet flattening itself against a .ilver cigarette case, which lie carried just o er his heart. The Only Religious Test. No religious test, has been devised, fhort of burning a man at the stake the ultimate mid only satisfactory test which will operate as a trust worthy tritorlon of sincere belief. Mr. A-ipiiih. Don't Forget That Self pity is one of the states that in terferes most effectually with making he right use of circumstances. To 1'ity one's self is destruction to all possible freedom. Kxchange. You can always see good bargains when you are broke. Wanted His Money's Worth. A southern congressman tells a story of an old negro in Alabama who, in his bargaining, is always afraid that he may get "the worst of it." On one occasion, it appears, this aged darkey went after a calf that he had pastured all summer, nnd asked what he owned for the pasturing: "I have a bill of $10 against you," said the farmer who had undertaken the care of the animal, "but, If you are willing. I'll take the calf and call it settled." "No sah!" promptly exclaimed the negro, ' Til do nothing like dat. But," he udder, nfier a pause. "I ll tell you what 1 will do you keep the calf two weeks longer nnd you can huve it." Harper's Weekly. Theatrical News, The new Hamlet looked toward the gallery as a half dozen eggs struck the stage and exploded. "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." So saying, ho went out and told the grave diggers, who suspected Poor Yorrick. One Omaha woman loves her hus band so much that she will even per mit blm to read his newspaper with out interrupting him. EST HIGH PATEN! Corbett Sustem Of Tailoring Finest on Earth "Clothes That Gentlemen Wear" 1025 Main Street, Kansas City, Mo. FOLLOW THE PLAO" TfflE CARRY THE LARGEST line oi London Woolens of any Tailoring establishment in the world and cater especially for the colored trade. GIVE US A CALL 444 L-.II 1VVS11 1 lll,3llLUlw MISSOURI STATE SCHOOL FOR COLORED YOUTH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ALLEN, A. M. President. r departments: J COLLEGE, NORMAL, PREPARATORY, IN 4 DLTSTRIAL AND DOMESTIC. a. V r.OUBHFfti Classical, College Preparatory, Normal, Pub-Normal, Model Training School, Music (Instrumental ar.d Vocal), Drawing, (Fine Arts and Mechanical), Carpentry, Woodwork ing, Itlacksmithing, Machinery, Shoe-making, Farming and Gardening, Printing, Typewriting, Sewing, Cooking and Laundering. ADVANTAGES! Good Location, Fre Tuition, New Dormitories with Modern Improvements, Buildings Heated by Steam, Diplomas are licences to teach in any public school in the state. A few deserving stuJents are assisted In their efforts to earn their way. All applicants must present testimonials of good moral character. For further information write to BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ALLEN, A.M..L.LD., Pres. JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI. . Kelley's Best Beats all tho Rest. Kelley Milling Co. K. C. U. 5. A. TShc Stocltzing Sio-Ve and Hardbuare Co, iv Qua BMt BWm Mud. LjttK.it Stock In City. Prior, tb. Lw..t. Peninsular .tomtit or.... Steel Ranges, Steel Oven Cook Stoves, Bas Bur nrt, Furnaces, and all goods made by the sanlnaular Stova O o eBU Hwtr, Soft Cotl IteutiMttr, Cola's Bo IllH.t, Air Tlht for Coal and Wood, CUrmom Oak SIovm, hchlll Ktr.l Banco, and raraaaM TIN WORK aa Speolalty A new Una of Window and Door Screens and Refrigerator 'Phone 1451. 1329 Grand Ave. Summer Schedule TO Etjecclftor Spring "&e 'Beautiful Health 'Resort' f Beginning 8unday, May 7th and dally thereafter r.s follow: " Leave Union Depot 8:30 and 10:20 A. M.J 8:10 and 7:00 P. M. SI. 00 Round Trip, 30 day limit, $1.00. Ticket Wabash Office, 903 Main Street and Union Depot. THEODORE SMITH, DRUGGIST. Two Stores: f08 E. TWELFTH STREET, 805 INDEPENDENCE AVENUE. piiAurq J Horns 6646 Mala PHONIC 9. J Rome 4311 Mala I Bell l'Jii urand """" Bell 3170 Mala KANSAS CITY, MO. Dealer In Drugs, Toilet article, School Supplies, Stationery, Etc. Give ua an Order by Phone and See if We are not there with the Good. American Plan All Modern Improvements HOTEL McRAY 721-723 Charlotte St., K. C, Mo Room and llonrd S5.00 pir wiM'k. Ilooms without Hoard $2. Hiutflo Meals 2. cents. Hot and Cold liutlis Included. BEN McRAY, Prop, and D. D. DUDLEY DEALER IN Staple and Fancy Groceries, Fresh and Salt Meats, Vegetables and Notions. SOUTHWEST CORNER 6TH AND CHARLOTTE. Especially caters to the colored people. TELBi'HOMis: Home fit Main. Bell 2819 Main. Maine'Anchor S. H. Finkclstcin, Prop. Carries a complete line of Furnishing goods, Hats, Shoes and Umbrellas . We Also Make Suits to Your Measure OUR MOTTOi YOUR MONEY S WORTH s-bothiy Iv and "i You owe it yourself, as well as to others who are inter ested in you, to make yourself as attractive as pos sible. Attractive ness will contrib ute much to your A niDr TV-r mmi o success socially and commercially. Positively noth ing detracts so much from your appearance as short, matted un attractive curly hair TAKEN rROMJ Life AFTC TWO WtCKS VtC OF CVBt-l-CVM Whtn you meat a person your flm Imprrsoa It governed largely by hit or her appuaraoitr. Th him apptlts to yu. Nthlrt adds to or delrarta from a lady's n ten lie man appfaranre tn mm h at the hair. Nuthinf Indlraiet ihelr chararler, their lenilllty, good breed Ins. her tatle. to much at the hair. Wt at! know bow murh rare tt lakeh of the hair by ill iht leadtoa society laOu-a la all the large rlllea. We knew hw mut h prtda a auccvulul mao takes In bit pvrtonal appearanr. If you have no Individuality you "iky no advan tage!. Tru-re la one .way and only one way la whtrb you can overrun) thl great fcandlftp and tnahe your hair at heaulllul. rl b and attrarllve aa the Bocti hvad of hair you have ever wlibed for. Curl l Cure, a cure for rurta. will do It It ia diffor.-nt Ljoot anything yov have avaf-bMrdj Of or teeo. M W b w la yutj tiurt old la Ittelf Curl lur ft twit tni(br nme for one of th gr-tlt and moil wonderful preparations whl b haa ever been dlaruverd. It bst been utcd by the leidlng dorlort all over tho world, evi-ry nation for many yart as a private formula for hair bad scalp defects and always brings pvritHt results. TUsaeaiee. Me CurM-Cura Is an Ideal, safe preparation and taaVe Unky. curly hair straight We guarantee: It abso lutely. It ta a acalp tenia, cleans nnd enftrnt the many fltM-ra of the hair, making them aoft, silky, pliable and easily managed. tolllvely prevtnta the hitr from tii-roming dry, harsh, brittle aud keeps it (ran breaking off. N matitr what you hsva tried, no matter what you want, you are doing yourself an Injustice If yon do not try Cur M -Cur. We guarantee It positively to do the work better, fl'itt ker and with If effort ino Irons, ahtolutoly nothing elte) than anything of the kind In the world. Ilegular retail price, fin centt per Jar. Cwrl-I-Cur s manufactured only by the Lincoln Chrmlral WorVs, Aurora. Illlnnta Our reputation la a entrant y that nur preparation Is absolutely pure and harmless and wU atraigbttn tne hair without Ilia use of W Irons or hair pincers and will not suae It to break off and become dry and brittle. Trice, M cents. We pay all etpress charges. faVnd pott office or etpress money order, as we do not ship goods C O. l. Write name and addrvsa plain ly to LINCOLN CHCMICAL WORKS, Aurora, lit eteif r eM ra a ff v4 aew. Ae 4 Hh a Un le.vL mlAur-w li into d r rm to'iV tae dawret smH Nr 4r fb Uli aanj bftat U Jim wAmIM. TWa 1a Than hrtth lh. hair fu v a ta runwlaa with Aiur Um atat It titmasbuaMd eawlr tw a wmk to LINCOLN CHEMICAL WORKS. Aurora, Illinois QOS IVIAIN ST. KANSAS CITY, rVIO. "Hot Springs Special." Long looked for Improved Train Service between Kansaa City and Hot Springs, Arkanaaa, and return daily, I now provided for by the 0 3 5 0) Leaving Kansas City at 12:01 noon dally. Arrive In Hot Springe to Breakfast. Thia train runa via Paola, Garnett, Neodesha, Indepen dence (Kan.), Coffeyvllle, Ft. Smith and Little Rock. Through Sleepera and Chair Cars (all aeat free) to Hot Springs. A apeclal feature on thl "Hot Spring Special" la the Elegant Dining Cara. Thla train connecte at Little Rock with the -Iron Mountain Traina for all Southeastern Point in Arkansaa, Louisiana and Texas. For Excursion Ticket, Sleeping Car Berth and all Information, call or address E. S. JEWETT, Gen'l Agt.Passenger Dept. 901 Main Street. Telephone 740 Hickory. KANSAS CITY MO.