Fast and Their Burro.
For tin sutrmoiit that font's hevs
hole there In nut n : y ili- authority
wt natural hl(r tut .f (;nxrl. Te
tvptrsl lintilt.it urn of tin1 fox i" a
la the Krmitnl. ' IlimtiitiR 'o earth"
and "dUgine mf" nre will Known In
cidents of tin" Knulili sxif. The fo
hi a wise tn's: hi all tliincs. wine
vouch t.) rent tin- Imtroa of any snl
1: tint in ill-fault of mu'Ii uImmIo he
ts (juitc iiipiiliii- of iliumtm for him
self, iiml that w'ti ti nuirlaliV' spri'd.
Good Proof of Guilt.
Wt.-n William M. Kvart was a
JOIHV4 H..UI li.' 'I t . Ti 1 . I In court a
wan tuuniM IMwiit'is. lm ns
harj:ril w.tli f nx. t Tin- trial was
an Ir.t. r.'!-;i.t: ot.v aii.l Mr. I'.varts ly
brilliant woil, '.!! liN . lionl'
aniulMal. Ilo ha. I a .-'ion l.olirf that
:lie man was inn. m out until tin- trial
aa all of. Tli-n In' iliatiui'l liis
ipininn. IMar. p.ihl Mr. Kar:
s.i ( v a f"i ! ' In K-
English Tavern Sign.
A tavern sUn " in arnMi flirts
rf Kr.Klam! "Tho 1' H.a.l ' a
Pot,"' nrronipanviiit; tin- rahi'ini; of a
doc rating out of a thn o li KiiO'l
which may icni to im an that the linst
H Mini an.! his viands ki... Another
icn'.ticant si mi Is "Kivi- Miles from
Any where. No Hurry." urn In Hamp
shire, a pleaant n miniler that it Is an
atn aMe place to litim r.
p WWWW WW WW WW WW w ww
Curly Hair Made Straight By
rrmur mi rri n th, ATMrNT.
OZONIZED OX MARROW
Tiits wi-'fntTf"1 hutr pmiiU'ln Is th nnlv safe
ri -fnrntioti tit tit w "i l-t timl mnk"s ktuky "t
tiriv hair lriiKht a shown ntnv It n-mr-
I h)' t he a-nlt. itfv!tt th hnir tmm ruin tig
e -nt or r.f ukititt .it, ur s MnmiruiT mm mnit
d the Uir Kr-'w Imiff mipI ailky. H"M orr
a i nr. nnl ii'l (y ih-.titii. WarrantfM
T haritil - It was ln first ir-i'rftl.ii ever
,-! ! r Mirt .Mii' tittut kinkv iniir. Hcttr" nf
iiintittf'i4 U'ltM-inht-r ihm l-orilB OrtK
: lun I MnnUfl Mnrruw u put up
onix in rut -"iii mf. tii.)- nly In rhtrnnn
ii'-t ) tut!"-! hv miiitttit tnm t'laim
t- tif Ji-t n if.M.d-btlt lHV (titt IllMHl
Ifttmif ff'Kt- h m It ti'-v. r full t k-p
th- liMir iriiluhl. tin ft nml hfniitiful
A fcTivinu It timt liliuy. hfo hk nMMr
T mi r ... tiMK-h .l"ir 'l. A tn. t n-c-xtr 1T
X U'ti- if htl-nn-n ntfl rhililr-n. rIr"tiv
Iti rlutiM-il Uxvinit ti ttft ttttpi-rlMr Mtxl litlttf
ijtiniiliff) It i the ttt ft nil tiinot f-.tniiit-Kl.
m It i ii"t )tll( f'T Httvtly tn rrMliir m
4 .rrriitt..ii mi-iuI In tt. Kutl ilir-tnt! with
T I'Tfry l'ttli. inly AftctTt. S"l. hv lrtiKKitn
Y mill .V uloM i-r n-l A ' iiti fnri'iM1 t t
iMitit.i. ..r f f tr ihrH bttl. mt
nil Miiit riir-n t unm--.
nmim t.f ttn IikimT Wllfti rH,rtUiC.
rit- yt'ur nam nnu nonn-ii iiuif u
ozosiznn ox makrowco.,
UWnit grtttttne without my sigtntture)
5 i.ii.i.i. .ii
..l. tt" .y i
m s.-ti-l i.titl oi
A mention nnim
Nourishment In Skim Milk.
In KktnimliiK milk the cream re
moveil lessen.s the fat ;crcelitHK' and
for older people or fat children the
aktui milk is equally desirable, in
some cases better. In eating apples
the skin, too, should ho eaten, l'ured
apples are not so nu'-ltlous. as the
ash contents of the apple sklu are
valuable to the hiimun system.
16 Wabash Ave., Chicago, Illinois. J
Peculiar Order to Trainmen.
The following notice wius observed
posted in the engine dispatcher's office
at the roundhouse in a neighboring
town on out' of the railroad lines run
Bini; out of Albany: "Trainmen on
rasKinper trains must not n throimh
the roaches with overalls on. without
trst taking them off." Albany Jour-Bal.
Victims of Official Pleasure.
The viceroy of the Two Kuann prov
inces. China, recently put out a procla
mation that no pawnshop was to tnke
arms In pawn. I'.eiim later himself In
erd of funds, he s nt his own at;, tits
v.!th arms to pledm-. Kive slnnis ac
cepted tliem; and these afterward paid
tues in the amount of JT.'JMi each.
It Is a reflection on our Intelligence
that we spend so much time on our
food, and so much more time In talk
ing about It. We must eat, of course,
lint what a needless pother there is
about tho dishes, and the. cookery, and
the garnish! Illustrated London
h'ntuiiy pining Room
1933 Mulct Stmt,
ST. LOUIS, MO,
MEALS AT ALL HOURS.
7sUrt in any Stle. Services trlotiy
Irtt-olaaa. Ltd lei tad Oeota dlM af
rUlrs. Z, T. JOBOAN. Husfil
I Can Sell Your Real Estate or Business
No Mittir Whtn Locatid
l'ropertle and linl-ni-KH
r h 1 1 kinds sold
Uiilckly lor i-iikIi In n I
purts t tlie t'nltvd
Mn t-s. Don't wnlt.
VVrllH to ibiy ilencrlti.
In it lis i u have to
nt-1 1 Blid Klve riiMU
yrW.v ou name.
A. P. TONE WILSON, Jr.
Kl K.lato HprrlnlUt
EKA, KAN S.
Still Chance for Scientists.
Unawarded for a long time, and
therefore still on the list of the I.om
bardy Institute, is the special prize by
Commeno for tho discovery of hydro
Poets and Irresponsibility.
Poets are wayward creatures, large
ly Irresponsible for their actions, or,
at all events, provided with such a
curiously sensitive and inflammable
organization that we feel it would be
unjust to judge them by ordinary
standards. London Telegraph.
"They say worth makes the, man,"
philosophized I'ncle Allen Sparks,
"but nowadays ho has to be worth a
million to be mueh of a man."
Frailty Common to Mankind.
All men have their frailties, and
whoever looks for a friend without
tin perfect ion w ill never find what he
reks. We love ourselves notwith
standing our faults and we ought to
love our friends In like manner.
The Modern Way.
The ladder of lann- In- s.-m-m-il to climb,
kurw of someiliitiK m-i-atHr.
For h was n youth ef ibu mod. -in time
And took the ek-v it.u.
Lightning Rod Revival.
Tfeere is a revival of interest In
Hchtning rod In France.
Norway Loans to Farmers. .
Farmers can borrow money from
Ttie government in Norway at 3 per
wot interest, and still the Norse rush
to other lands. The reason is that
the collateral on which to borrow la
rather difficult to get In Norway.
Cigarette Case Saves Life.
Upturning to his house ut Argen
tcnil, in France. Mr. Hugh Cooding
Has shot at by a dlsi hirged employe,
Jie bullet flattening Itself against a
silver cigarette cae, w hich he carried
ju..t o er hU heart.
The Only Religious Test.
o religious test has been devised,
slsirt of burning a man at the stake
the ultimate and only satisfactory
test which will operate as a trust
worthy criterion of sincere belief.
Don't Forget That
Pelf pity is one of the states that In
terferes most effectually with making
tl.e right use of circumstances. To
pity one's self is destruction to all
possible freedom. Kxchange.
You ran always see eoo,l bargains
when you aro broke.
Wanted His Money's Worth.
A southern congressman tells a
story of an old negro In Alabama who,
in his bargaining, Is always nfrald
that he may get "the worst of It."
On one occasion. It appears, this aged
larkey went after a calf that he had
pastured all summer, and asked what
he owned for the pasturing:
"I have a bill of $10 against you,"
said the- farmer who had undertaken
the care of the animal, "but. If you
are willing. I'll take the calf and call
"No sah'." promptly exclaimed the
negro, "I'll do nothing like dat. But,"
he adder, afttT a pause. "I'll tell you
what 1 will do you keep the calf two
weeks longer and you can have It."
The new Hamlet looked toward the
gallery as a halt dozen eggs struck
the stage and exploded.
Something is rotten In the Blato of
So saying, he went out and told the
grave diggers, who suspected Toor
One Omaha woman loves her hus
band so much that she will even per
mit him to read his newspaper with
out Interrupting him.
Of Tailoring Finest on Earth
Clothes That Gentlemen Wear" x
1025 Main Street, Kansas City, Mo.
TfflE CARRY THE LARGEST
line of London Woolens of
any Tailoring establishment in the
world and cater especially for the
GIVE US A CALL
41 I I j j j o
1 Lincoln institutes
MISSOURI STATE SCHOOL FOR COLORED YOUTH
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ALLEN, A. M. President.
COLLEGE, NORMAL, PREPARATORY, IN
DUSTRIAL AND DOMESTIC.
COURftEfti Classical, College Preparatory, Normal, Sub-Normal,
Model Training' School, Muaio (Instrumental and Vocal),
Drawing1, (Fine Arts and Mechanical), Carpentry, Woodwork
ing, Ulacksmithing, Machinery, Shoe-making, Farming and
Gardening, Printing, Typewriting, Mewing, Cooking and
A DV ANT AG Eft l Good Location, Fret-Tuition. New Dormitories
with Modern Improvements, Buildings Heated by Steam,
Diploma are licenses to teach in any public school in the
state. A few deserving students are assisted in their efforts
to earn their way. All applicants must present testimonials
of good moral character. For further information write to
4 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ALLEN, A.M.,L.L.D., Pres.
JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI.
Beats all the Rest.
Kelley Milling Co.
K. C, U, 5 A.
X5hc Stoeltzing Slos)e and Hardbuare Co.
BnI BtavM Mad.
' Larsa.t Block la City.
Prlova the Lowc.t.
WhuUtmU mnd Uttail
Steel Ranges, Steel Oven Cook Stoves, Bass Bur
nsrs, Furnaces, and all goods made by the-
Panlnsular Btova Oo
German Haatar, Soft Coal lia.ahaatar. Cola's Hoi
Blast, Air Tlfht for Coal and Wood, Gl.na.it
Oak Stoves, Sehlll Stool Kane and raraaoaa
TIN WORK as Spoolalty
A nw lino of
Window and Door Soresns and Rofrigsrators
1329 Grand Aye.
FOLLOW THE FLAO"
"15he, Beautiful HeallhResorf
Beginning Sunday, May 7th and dally thereafter
rs follows: '
" Leava Union Depot 8:30 and 10:20 A. M.J 6:10
and 7:00 P. M. $1.00 Round Trip, 30 days limit,
Tickets Wabash Office, 903 Main Street and
n?. - 1
Two Stores: f 08 E. TWELFTH STREET, 805 INDEPENDENCE AVENUE,
pronto. JHome 4911 Msta
fHONES f BeU mi Grand
pronrq J Rnn Msta
I Bell 3170 Mala
KANSAS CITY, MO.
Dealer in Drugs, Toilet articles, School Supplies. Stationery. Etc
Giro us an Order by Phone and See If We are not there with tho Oooda.
Am tr lean Plan All Modern Improvements
721-723 Charlotte St.,
I Modern Improvements
., K. C, Mo U
iloom and Hoard $.1.00 per week. Rooms without Hoard (-.
tiitiKl" Meals 'J.'i cents, ilot and Cold llatlis Included.
DEN McRAY, Prop, and
D. D. D U DLEY
Staple and pancy Groceries, Fresh and Salt
Meats, Vegetables and Notions.
SOUTHWEST CORNER 6TH AND CHARLOTTE.
Especially caters to the colored people.
TEi.Ei-BOMfl: Home 4S Main. Bell ffllli Main.
S. H. Finkelstein, Prop.
Carries a complete line of
Furnishing; goods, Hats, Shoes
and Umbrellas j
We Also Make Suits
to Your Measure
YOUR MONEY S WORTH
You owe it
t to yourself, as
well as to others
who are inter-
ested in you, to
make yourself as
attractive as pos
ness will contrib
ute much to your
9 A CURE FOR CURLS
Iff I ' -1 T7 I ' IsaJB
ii.. i V
" 1 commercially.
ing detracts so
much from your
short, matted un
taken ro ure rrc two wccitr vsc r cviit-i cvrn;
Wh you rnttl ptrton your (trsf Impression i
(ov-roed lily liy lits or bvr appoaiftoiv.
Th uiri applltt t you.
Nethmsj adds o or rlrtnt.ts from 1i1y't nr ton
llfinana aiMarinr so nnuh as the hair Nothing
lndlairt thflr charartrr. ihlr -niilliy, grxMj bntd
Ing. tlH ir tastt. so murh aa lh hair.
Wa all hnaw how muh far ta taken of th hair b
all the I-a. hoc ully lax s ta all Ir,.- larKP rilla.
Wa hnaw how tnu k priat a aucca(ul maa lakea
Id hi personal appafan
If you hava na individwaitty ynu ortjny no ad van
lagt-a Theiv la one .way and onlr one way to hl
you ran ovtrroror (his Srat han li. jp and maki! your
hair aa b-auiiiul. rtb and aitraxiv aa ih oal
head of hair you hav ever lhd fur
Curl-I-Cura, a cure for mrla, will do tt.
It la different liom anything you hv vr h'-ard
of or ro. It la m-w to you but old la lurit.
Curl I Cure I but aonttifr ntoio for on of the
grvtiteat and mal wondotdii prt parannna whl. h haa '
evt-r oorn diatovctd i hat boen a0 by th leidiag
dortori all over ihr world every nation for many
yara a a private formula for hair and aialu dflsnta
and alwaya brioga pfrieti result .
VeaMsjsaer. taw a
CurM-Cura la an Ideal, aafa prrparaiinn and makeg
kinky, cuily hair auaigbt V guarantee U abao
M ta a at aip tenia, rleana and anftena the many
ftlx-ra of the hair, making ihm aoll. ailky. phaiila
and easily managed Hoalllvely prrvonta Ihr hair
ft urn iHToming dry, harah, brittle and kerpa it fiont
Me mat tar what you have tried, no matter what
you want you are doing yours II an Injuallvo If oia
do not try Curl-I Cure.
We guarantee It positively to do the work better,
quit kft and with less effort tno Irons, aiisolutety
nothing elsel than anything of the kind ta the world.
Hi'X'ilar retail price, &o rents per Jar.
Curl l-Cu'e Is manufarttirrd only by the Lincoln
fhemirai Works, Aurora. Illinois Our reputation la
a guaranty i hut our preparation ts absolutely pure,
and harmh'Ms and will strata ten the hatr without
the us of hut Irons or hair plttrers and will not
cause It to break off and baeiime dry and brittle.
I'rUe. ftn tenia, Wa pay all aipresa ihatgea. Send
post offtra or express money order, as wn do not
ship gooda C. O. li. Write name and address plain
LINCOLN CHIMICAL WORKI, Aurora. Ml.
' " ' 'ii aewa, le 4eee ym fill mkimim ie dejfVed eeofM
T,a?r?.rtbMtatwi rilDt 1 1 n r hk..M,.dMi..hiwk.i,M.
IMAUtklTU au STA SJHf W wJ BTS. BT - . .
nmrrTTONa pnn usmo.
spvtaM it a saft ess etlar aisaaisaBS
,H U', " " PSiiwhihi, cry fa HU wmlm IS JSra, wWrSM
eWiWei.fflif wak 1 T-a hrt.K ir-Kr fr Sv. ar U -.
aa wnuk UW a,r i4 fui.' IS 4tmn4 rl
Cswsf mMj IsHesf elwvs Ui-xtaMM iai sSasuki fau la ---- -
la LINCOLN CHEMICAL WORKS. Aurora. Illinois
SOS IVIAIN ST.
KANSAS CITY, IVIO.
"Hot Springs Special."
Long looked for Improved Train Service between Kansaa City
and Hot Springe, Arkansas, and return daily, la now provided for by
Leaving Kansas City at 12:01 noon daily. Arrive In Hot Springs to
Breakfast This train runs via Paola, Garnett, Neodesha, Indepen
dence (Kan.), Coffeyvllle, Ft Smith and Little Rock. Through
Sleepers and Chair Cara (all asata free) to Hot 8prlnga. A special
feature on this "Hot 8prlngs Special" is the Elegant Dining Cars.
This train eonnecta at Little Rock with the Iron Mountain Tralna for
all Southeastern Points In Arkansas, Louisiana and Texaa.
For Excuraion Ticketa, Sleeping Car Bertha and all Information,
call or addreaa
E. S. JEWETT, Gan'l Agt.Passenger Dept.
901 Main Street
Telephone 740 Hickory.
KANSAS CITY MO.
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