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He Promised to "Obey." A itrosjuTtlvo ltosion lrl.li-i;room, who meant to l( muster In litM own liniisc, rallcil mi Iho well-Known rlrr.a.vmmi. Ki'V ('. W. WYinltp, who wan to tic the Knot the following day. 'I have lu-nril," ln until, "tint you onil' tlic xvoi, 'n.r' from tlip mar rlai;i' son ire. Will you kindly Iiih.ti ll to morrow.'" Mr. Woiiiltn oMte iuuly proniUcil to ti Fii. "Wilt thou. I m y. t.roini:-!' to lovo, liolior, mid !- '.'" was t""m I't 1 ntiswiivil liy th.. Iit,." v 1 1 !n 01 1 ili'invr. Tin- Minr rii'S'ii n was 'iit to tln -room, who f i -i'.in .I, s'anitii veil, nn.l uulpi'it. I ii' .'insw . r.M. a- hail lis liililo, "I will," prolal'ly not wih-hini; to rrente a vi i ii,.. I.:iii r n' ri'proachi'it tin1 :: :nislir. "I'nt you iisl.nl 11H' to lis wnr,l iiliy.'" saiil Mr, WVmlto, .1 twinkle III liix ryes: "how n 1 to Know that Jnii wanted It for 'Ii' lady only? You shouM havp. l.een r."iv lAplirlt Argonaut. Cause and Effect. "I supposo hi1 (laspi'd you in I. Is arms whrn tho ranoe upset?'' "So; quite tho opposite.-' 'Quito the opposite?" "Yes; tho canoe npsi t when lie clasped mo in liM arms." AN URGENT APPEAL. 1'res! !i n; I'am ..lotion was inter t . : r . i ii a' .M.mliati an heaeh ' aji Ms of ihe llijuitatili' Life. An nuent f i.i inihe west ashed Mr. M Morton ii he helieved that advei lis ill:; hi IH'tiMe l life insuialli e. Iloii'l ade I isilu;." the oilier an su. -.'i. m fits every form of hllsi l"'-S." ' Hut what is uoo, advei i isitm?' v : i i . 1 I lie aueiit. "I'ioo.I a Iveriisini;." returned Mr Morion, "is tin- Kiini Hiat strihes hi't'ie. the Kind that nives v.ei i. ft ; - 'n 1 1 ;." f.'i lint toward a cotiiein. It iii.'iVi s von In lieve that it will he t'i' asatu iiiid profltalile to ileal with a 've-i r. "A lieioit ur.n i r. in my hoyhood, in-'ttei! in the papers an advertise no nt that I tliinU was a uood on'-. 1 s'ill ti lie tiilier it. Ii ran: ""Twiiis ate inni,' to me for the thirl time. This time a hoy and a i;l. I lic-iirli my friends and pat rons to support me stoutly.'" THE SPOTTED FAWN. (The following Is hy nn unknown author ami has not lu en In print fur many deration.) Hy Marat in ah'H flowery margo An Indian w I twain stood, I. oiik ere the white man rifle ranir I .itii throughout the ei holnp wood. Iho toiiiahawk ami Hralplng Knife Totietlw r lay at rest ; For peat e was in the forest shade, An. I in the i vilmnii's hreiist. Chorus -Oil! the Spotted lawn: Oh! the Spotted Kawii, The life ami light of the Willi the red ciiief's ehi fiirr.H shado, d hi gutio. Ity Mactitiirah's flowery manic The Spotted Kawn had hirth. And Kt-ew as lair nn Indian Kirl As evi r i.raeed the earth. Sin- was the led chiefs only child, And wooed ,y many a lirave, I li lt (o the yallatil youiiK White Cloud Hi r plU-hti d Chorus roth she j;avo. Ity M iealurah's flowery ntafKO A hli.lal sotm arose, Nor iKi anted they on that festal niuht Of close) enrircllIlK foi R. Hut li.roimh the stealthy forest The while man came in wrath, I "i e- darts hefore them hurled, And hlood was in their path. Hard to Bribe. i-'ather -"I am determined to do sotm t him: to prevent you from marry ui mat seapemaee to reform hill). As I ran tii ive you, I'll luilio yon. Is i here auvthim: Unit would tempt vou to ulve him up?" Iiauuhier- ' N o. iimnlii-r that I can think of uniess It's another scape m aee. ' Oldest National Speaker. .1'isi ph ; Cannon is the oldest man i v. r i li eteil speukec of (ho national house of repri si ntativi s. lie was also h'liLe lie iiih. r of that hody hefore he I'nini'is speal.er than any other pre- Limn ollieer. The yimimest sieaK ir ihe house ever had was K. M. T. ilntitir of Virginia, who was only "a years old and in his second term Kin II Cuosell to preside. . Kilison, d III the Electricity From Coal In the opinion of Thomas A wonders are yet to he iinfohk world of electricity. "We. are moping on the verne of another protit epoch in the world's history," ho said In nn Interview nt his lahonttory in West Oranuo. "t would not tairpriso in,; any morniiif to wake up mid learn that some one, onto group of the "oo.nnii sclent ifir men who me invesliatiii!; all over the rami, lias seized upon the secret of electricity hy direct process, and he. Kim nnoiher practical evolution in human affairs. "It can ho done. It will ; done I expect lo see it hefore 1 die. " The first meat ehant'o n th,. p,. fluetion of electricity will nholish carrying coal for that purpose," he wiid. "Instead of dii;i;iiu' uross ma-Irt-ial out if the earth, Ioadinu it on cars, and carrying It. say, .") miles, tin re to put it iimi..,- a hoiler and hin n, and so net power, we shall not up plants at the mouth of mines, jjener-. Hte power there, ami transmit it whercevtr it is Heeded hy copper wire." "How many times has your hns haiul In i n under the knife?" "Hear me. I don't Know; hut he's hoeoin,; s() Mccustonii'd to It that he lies dovva to he operated on every time he sees a doctor. " Ciiicimo Record Herald. THE EMPRESS OF JAPAN. The empress of Japan Is a nohltj and inspirinij character, says tho Oil man News. Her name is HaniKo, and she is the daughter of a nohle of the hinhosi rank. Shy Is two years older hail ihe mikado. Her marriage took viace in IMIS. A further indication of lie s.ieredness in which tho imperial lersonauos are hehl 1st shown hy tho nciih nt which occurred when It was ! leteriiiiiieil that the court ladies I dioiild adopt i.uropi an dress. At ;thl.s time jjieat ilifficulty was experl iiceil in Kettini; clothes to fit her roy al hK'h:iess. Th" profane hands of a . dre.-Miiiiker could not he allowed to lloiieh the porsonauo t the empress, jso a f rt lady had to pos,; as a moihd uinii ine narmetits wvfe "tailually made to fit. Needed Them In His Business. Miss cot mx Nearly all my admir ers think I should he aide to get tips from vou on tin; market. Cot rox Kncoiinme them In that be lief, my ih ar. It won't he Ion; hrfore 1 11 he ready to unload the stock I'm t arrv liiu'. I'uck. i FORD'S I HAIR POMADE I F"rmrlv known an "OZONIZED OX MARROW" STRAIOnTENS Z KIVKT nr Cl'ltl.V II ami ,1... o ... i . X tin ei iiy Rtylo aemrt'il ciinntut wlili in X , I'-nOi. . .,rl'l llnlr I'limmln w firinrlr Known "l.iMl7.KIox -VIARKOW" mil I. th. only Ki,. nri'i.Hriition known lo n ihm m Jumping at Conclusions. Tm entertaiiiiui; .Miss Snimis, the most popular ni i"i in our class," said iiiKkia kinky ,,r rurlr limr trnliclil. A :ahown ii..v... Ho ii". !imk..- tin- m.i ml,. X horn, liur.h. kinky fir eurly hmr noli, X llllllil i.m.I . a to romli Tha r. null. niBy ln olutin'l from nn tr,-aoii.nt' a to 4 l.otll... r.r.. u;iiIIv nm,.i,.,,t for 11 -, ar. Thn OX MAKIiOW 'I r. iuovo au, provnlii ,Un. X ilrnrt. r.-IO-vfia Iti liuiK. mvi..rit'i II,.. aralp T .-,.. ..... iit,,i,ifni,l.,,rtjri'aklii'olT, T lnak..a It itrow ami, by nourtlnnii tin- root a. Kiv.-j It n-w It r anil vliror. H. li.ii rlFi-milly IH-rruniHil an. I linrmlraa. It u a t...l, t n i.ity for Uillea. ir.-iitl.- n a, ..I r-riil.lr.,.. X i't, , "...,.flr '" e ozosizmi ox T , nan ,i.,.,i niailf a nil not, I rontln X !'.v""u .uni;'.'.?i,::ut ,HS"- l1"'1 'ozonizkd OX MAItKoW" . wa rt-itlau-rril In thr fim.-il State Hati.tit Offl..M It. lw?i I.. .11 .1... ' X 4 p. rlo.1 11I limp thnrn hit n.'Tcr li....n a bnttlo fk t r tiirne. from th hiin.lr,.la of thouanmla . X A have aolii. Ki lit ICS HAIR poviAlik . ... - "t and .T,.,.t,v. ,lu.r hw , )U X " " . fm " rrit', a- Ha un '"':,, h" lr KTKAimiT. b?rT. and ! ill,, llryn Maw inert her." "No, thank you," l in not interested in "Why. how did you homely?" "She must he, fir sho wouldn't ho o popular with you other Kills; also, ou wouldn't want me to meet her." - I'hilad. lphla Press. niil: "I'd liko you to replied I nk: homely fdrls." know sho was Didn't Get a Key. Mr. Sliiflpursi "I see tho kitchen clock Is not Kohis. Didn't you get a ky today?" Mrs. s imiuirse "No." "I icfl you as you were tioini; into a jeweler's." "Yes. hut Mrs. Stiiekup happened to he there lookii.s at some pearls. u don I suppose I'd ask for a five rent nitcaeii-clock key under those cir fiumitancrs. do you?" " Vi'hat did you t'.o?" "I asked how low; It would take thrni to clean a diamond neclace, and camo out. ' What We're Coming To. "Cold w inter ahead," declared Uncle Coshall Hemlock "How can vou tell?" he was asked. "Didn't ye hear the wild geese honk hi' this mornln'?" "Oh, that was Jcj Bushy's new auto mobile." "Thunder! Gol darn it all. That JfBt shows what the kentry's comln' lo." HI. I AMI.K. Itwar of .mrtatmni KnitiilT i,i'V?i'',i5Tj!!!l..M",r 'nil ("ozonizkh Z a ON VI VKKOW" la nut 111. 01.lv In .... T I and la iiiadx only In elil,.a., an, I by .' Th T T B"iiulii l.a. tli. Innatiirx. f'harln Kurd Pr.. on pa, h ,a, km... Mnw all othc-ra. Full di. r". lion, .ill, eyry ,U. .lU. y , , i Sold hy Jriiwi.i, and d..alr. If your drnif. Z lll.t or ,l.iil.,r ran not ai,.,ly y,,. ran Z l.rocnry it from hi j.,l,l,r or wh-draaln .l. ali r ? or .! u. S rta. for out, bottl- noatl'ald. c.r f' ' ""T" ir"1"" '" K.SO for all bottl,.,. ,'tlr..a nai.l. W. .... . . . . i-liantxa to all n.,1.., ' 7.. if J a u- .... '".' " T Iiik a. iid po.tal or -apr.'sa uioncy nnlar. ami 5 'imon una paiwr. ritu your oauiu and T i-lia X lilK X in.. a.l,l The Ozonized Ox Marrow Co. 1 T grnuint without my sirmiture) X X - - .r, 76 Wabash Ava Chloago. III. ? Acfinta wanl4d rywhrfi. T LadiesorUentlemenWanted Kvcry where; f.1.00 a (lay sell ini; our toilet umhIn. Write at once. C. BROWN TOILET COMPANY, 5711 Wabash Ave., Chicago. 111. I Can Sell Your Real Estate or Business Do Hitlir Whin Ucitid Propertlei unit IhihI lle , f a I klmla void quickly fur I'll jli In it I part, of the United Mfii. ltun't wait. W rit" to-liny ilwcrlb tnu wlui'. eu liavn to nml ulve uultl rlc on name. A. P. TONE VMLSON, Jr. KkhI Katavte Hiolillat X . . - o 0 Lincoln Institute o MISSOURI STATE SCHOOL FOR COLORED YOUTH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ALLEN, A. M. President. departments: IN- & ULfL,iiUl5, FORMAL, PREPARATORY, O DUSTRIAL AND DOMESTIC. COURSES i Classical, College Preparatory, Kormnl, Pub-Normal, V Model Training c-chool, Music (Inttru nental ar.d Vwat), O Drawinff. (Kino Arta and Mechanical), Carpentry, Woodwork- 0 ing, MacUMnithiu'r, Machinery, Shoe-mnkin-r, Furmlnff and unruuninc, rrintinf, Typewrittn-f, Sewinir, Cookinir and Lauaderlojr. ADVA NT AG Eft O.K)d rcatlon, Free Tuition, New Dormltorlea with Modern ImproTementu, Kuildin(r Heated by Steam, A Diplomat, are Ueenea to teach In any public school is the state. A few deervin r atu lent itr aiiia.Af in fi,:. A a. -s " -al 7 1 I CJLVri to earn their way. All applicants mnst present testimonials of good moral cliaracter. For further inform ition write to RFN.IAMIFRANmN All FN AM I I n D,a, vmmiiiiiiM 1 Ullllliuill nLLiL,n Tlt itl,a L. L f 1 tk( T JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI. o "FOLLOW THE FLAO" fShcjStocHzing Siox)e and Hardtvare Co ,t71 i " i r,n Btt BtnTM Mods. UiHt Stack In City. Priors tb Lowest. Tcninsulat tgtntM for.... Steel Ranges, Steel Oven Cook Stoves, Base Bur ners, Furnaces, end all goods made by the- Frtln,aular Stova Oarrnan Rratar, Soft Coal IlMaehrkter, Cola's Ho HlHSt, Air TlRbt for Cool and Wood, Clarinou Oak 8toa, fichlll tltcal lUnaaa aod Farn'aaea TIN WORK m Speolalty A now lino of Window and Door Screens and Refrigerator 'Phone. 1451. 1329 Grand Ave. European Plan All Modern Improvements HOTEL McRAY 721-723 Charlotte St., K. C, Mo Room nml Iionnl ". Ofl blRl Meals 23 rents. Hot and fold Haths Included. BEN McRAY, Prop, and Mgr. ySL Weber The well know METKCHA.MT TAiLOH. after an extended trip through California and the west, is with us again. Everybody remembers Mr. Weber by the many stylish and well-made suits he has put up. lie is now at 120 G I East 18th Street Where he will be glad to see his old friends and customers. Summer Schedule Ejccefaior Spring "Ue 'Beautiful Health HesorT Beginning Sunday, May 7th and dally thereafter rs follows: Leave Union Depot 8:30 and 10:20 A. M.; 6:10 and 7:00 P. M. $1.00 Round Trip, 30 daya limit, $1.00. Tickete Wabash Office, 903 Main 8treet and Union Depot. Maine Anchor IOS SAM. H. FINKELSTEIN, Prop. Stetson Hats $1.50 Cleaned and Blocked. Our Motto: "YOUR MONEY'S WORTH" Matin Street, Kanaaa City MO Hell I'liotie Main 1196 X PIANO FURNISHED.' T5he MINOR HALL to Rent For Dances, Socials. Entertainments, Etc. To Respectable Colored People only. mm: a. v. minor. Mgr., o w. mm mt., arena city, o. KELLEY FLOUR v i i 8 1 1 ) HIGH PATENT, Kelley's Best Beats all the Rest. Kelley Milling Co. K. C, U. 5. A "Hot Springs Special" Long looked for Improved Train Service between Kansaa City and Hot Springs, Arkansas, and return daily, Is new provided for by the . 3 Leaving Kansaa City at 11:00 a. m. dally. Arrive In Hot Springs to Breakfast. This train runa via Paola, Garnett, Neodesha, Indepen dence (Kan.), Coffeyvllle, Ft. Smith and Little Rock. Through 8leepera and Chair Cara (all aeata free) to Hot 8prlngs. A special feature on thla "Hot 8prlnga Special" Is the Elegant Dining Cara. This train connecta at Little Rock with the Iron Mountain Tralna for all Southeastern Points In Arkansas, Louisiana and Texaa. Hot Springs Night Express 9:35 p. m. daily. For Excursion Tickets, Sleeping Car Bertha and all Information, call or address E. S. JEWETT, Gen'l Agt. Passenger Dept. 901 Main Street. KANSAS CITY MO. Home Telephone 6327 Main. Bell Telephone 740 Hickory PIONEER TRUST COMPANY Dwlght Building 10th and Baltimore Avenue. KANSAS CITY, MO. Capital 8urplua $287,500 $207,500 Tranaacta a General Trust and Bankl ng Business. Paya 2 per cent on Checking Accounts. Allow 3 per cent on 8avlng Deposits. Time Certificates laaued. Carea for Real Eatate and Mortgage Investments. Now la the tlma to beglng Saving.- Dont delay, $1.00 will start an account. OFFICERS: WALTON H. HOLMES, Prealdent. F. C. MILLER vice Prealdent. C. F. HOLMES vice Prealdent. CHAS. 8. GLEED, ; Vlc President. H. C. 8CHWIT2GEBEL 8ec.y ,nd Trfc BIRD H. McGARVEY, Aiit Trefc E. L. SCARRITT, Couneelor. B. P. FIN LEY, Attorney.