The Rising son. [volume], March 22, 1906, Image 7

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WIND AND SEA
By BAYARD TAYLOR
The Sea Is ft Jovlnl comrade,
lie laughs wherever he goes;
His merriment shines in the dimpling lines
That wrinkle his hale repose;
He lays himself down at the feet of the Sun,
And shakes all over with glee,
And the broad backed billows fall faint on the shore,
In the mirth of the mighty Beat
But the Wind Is 'sad and restless,
And cursed with an Inward pain;
Tou may hark as you will, by valley or hill,
But you hear him still complain.
He walls, on the barren mountains,
And shrieks on the wintry sea;
He sobs in the cedar, and moans In the pine, '
And shudders all over the aspen tree.
Welcome are both their voices.
And I know not which Is best.
The laughter that slips from the Ocean's lips,
Or the comfortless Wind's unrest.
There's a pang in all rejoicing,
A joy in the heart of puin.
And the Wind that saddens, the Sea that gladdens.
Are singing the selfsame strain!
HAS BECOME TIRED OF GHOSTS.
Dweller in Malay Peninsula Arises
with Protest.
Writes a resident of Penanfr, In the
Malay penln3iila: "I dare contend
thnt I know a certain tree In Penang
which has more devils in It for Its
size than any other tree you can find
either in or our of Malaya. This tree
was in my compound and the native
servants were so frightened of it that
they wouldn't sleep in the house. My
lfoy Pakirl one night pointed out twenty-six
distinct devils to me and said
that they were bad devils, for they
had given PaUIrl the stomach ache
and made his legs wabbly and It whs
'better master give whisky.' I quite
believed that spirits, and very evil
ones, too, had got into Paklri's head,
but I fancy they were made In Ger
many and only cost a couple of dol
lars a dozen quarts.
"Still that tree was a fruitful source
of annoyance, for It used to drown
folk on the beach and the servants
wouldn't pass under it at night. Any
thing dead that happened to be float
ing by appeared to want to come ashore
Just there and roost in that particular
tree and the result was that I was
not particularly sorry to move.
Neither was Pakirl, but he Is still ar
fected by spirits at times. I'm a bit
sick of ghosts myself.
"I once wrote an account of some
nice, respectable Malayan ghosts and
showed It to a friend. He sent It to
the Asiatic society; they published It;
Andrew Lang read It; Andrew l.ang
wrote a book on it and referred to me
in a footnote; people read the book
and now I am deluged with letters
asking if those ghosts are real ghosts.
Moral: Beware of ghosts they are
not healthy."
Even Liberty Had Moved.
On the top of a large building at
Broadway and Sixty-sixth street is .an
immense plaster duplicate of the
Statue of Liberty. Near by Dr. Blssell
Palmer, a dentist, has his office. One
of Dr. Palmer's patients is a son of the
"ould sod" who, three years ago. re
lumed to the land of his birth for a
prolonged sojourn.
The other day he came back to Man
hattan. It was a dark and foggy
morning when the ship came up the
bay and, though the Irishman peered
intently through the mist, he could
not get a glimpse of the shores and
islands and the cities which surround
ed him. His first visit after getting
past the customs officers and choosing
a hotel was to the office of Dr. Palmer.
As he came up out of the Subway,
there, looming large before him. was
the plaster counterfeit of the Bedloe
Island Uberty.
"Doctor." he said as he entered the
dentist's office; "Doctor, I have been
reading a good deal in the past three
years about how everything In New
York was moving up town, but I never
expected they would shift the Statue
of Liberty up to Sixty-sixth street. It
Is wonderful! wonderful!" New York
Press.
Preserving Tobacco Plants.
Visitors to the tobacco country were
often surprised to note In the fields
that the long stems of the seed plants
those whose heads had npt been
lopped off earlier In the season to al
low the full strength of the plant to
go into the leaves were covered with
caps which on examination proved to
be ordinary manila paper bags tied
tightly around the scarlet and white
flowers of the plant.
Inquiry disclosed that the practice
has grown out of experiments lately
conducted in the region by Prof. A. D.
Shamel of the bureau of plant Indus
try of the TJ. S. department of agri
culture. The farmer has determined
what type of tobacco plant Is fittest
to survive, and he Is helping along the
survival. Inclosed In a paper sack
each flower is obliged to reproduce It
self without Interference from outside.
The paper bags are used, of course,
to secure elf-fertillzatlon Instead ol
cross-fertilization. World Today.
STOOD WILLING TO PAY DEBT.
Tramps Finally Concluded They Owed
Auto Nothing.
"Me and me pard was walking along
a Long Island highway," said the
tramp, "when we comes to a place
where a small bridge over a ravine
had been smashed down. We looks
at the place for awhile, aud then I Bay
to Jim:
" 'Jlmmle, old boy, do we owe the
auto anything?'
"'It's always throwing us over the
fence and saving our climbing,' says
he.
"'Then we ought to stand here and
give the first one warning, for that's
a bad hole for one of them to fall into
There comes one now at the rate of
forty miles an hour.'
"I ran down the road a bit find stood
there and waved my old bandana as
a warning, but the driver held straight
foi me and yelled that he'd run me
down if I didn't take a skate. I took
ie, and the next minute I heard a
smash.
" 'Jlmmle, old boy,' I says as
walks back to the broken bridge, 'is
the auto down there?'
" 'She is, Tom.'
"'Any damage?'
" 'Busted all to pieces and three
people killed.' ,
" 'Then we'll wander along with
clean consciences. We thought that
perhaps we owed the auto one for be
ing so kind and condescending to us,
but it seems that we was mistook am
ought to have been a mile further
down the road and asking some farm
er's wife for cold viities.'"
Blue Monday.
Deacon Ooodsoul "Blue Monday
again! I feel as It I could hardly drag
myself around to work."
Deacon Hlghmlnd "Same way with
me. Every Monday I 'm all used up,
and I don't know why. How were the
congregations yesterday?"
"Large in the morning, fair In the
afternoon, and quite good In the even
ing. The Sunday school was well at
tended, too, and the Bible-class was
full, wjillo the young men's circle
gained several members. I did not
aee you yesterday."
"No; I spent the blessed day of rest
addressing our six mission-schools,
raising a church mortgage, and start
ing three new revivals."
Turkey-Stuffing.
City Boy "Do you like turkey-stuff
Ing?"
Country Boy "Naw! Nobody eats
turkey-stuffing."
"Guess you don't know what it Is?"
"Yes, I do. It's the half-a pound o'
corn that you stuff into Its crop, after
It's dead, to make it weigh heavier."
NO REST NIGHT OR DAY.
Crooked Course of Love.
What may be viewed as a modern
feminine equivalent for the beau's
strategem is reported from the Italian
quarter of Tunis, where a young man
named Milingi and a young woman
named Capitto hail recently arrived
from Italy. They were lovers, but the
young woman began to perceive that
Milingi's attachment cooled, and be
thought her of what seemed an In
genious device for securing him in
spite of himself. Obtaining possession
of all his family papers, she found a
male compatriot, named Catania, will
ing to personate him at a civil mar
riage before the Italian consul, nnd
subsequently at the church. Poor
Mdlle. Caputo seems to have thought
that she was now Mme. Mlllngl,
whether her lover liked It or not, but
he took a different view, nnd Catania,
her friend, is now In Jail for forgery.
Neckties as Railway Signals.
"Ked neckties are always worn by
foreign brakenten and conductors.
Ever notice It?" said a railroader.
"No. Why Is it?"
"As a safety device," was the reply.
"These red neckties that flash upon
your ga.e on the railroads of Italy,
France, Germany and Kng'and are not
a sign that the people have a gay
taste, but that they are cautious and
prudent.
"The neckties are supplied free bf
the railroad companies for use as
danger signals in emergency. Thus,
no matter when or where an accident
may happen, there Is no need to
search or scramble fur a red flag, but
the brakeman whips oft his red neck
tie and waves It frantically aloft."
Russia Still Aggressive.
Russia Is stealthy and tireless.
Even while its armies were being de
feated in Manchuria and its throne
was shaken by revolt It was secretly
fastening a firmer grip on ports of
the Chinese empire. The fact that
Russia has a line of military posts
across the northern part of the Chi
nese empire has been kept secret
from the world. It was revealed by
an indiscreet publication In a Rus
sian provincial newspaper. Russia's
purpose, beyond the sallr.fylns of lt.
old lust for dominion, can not be de
termined. Whatever It is the powerB
Interested in maintaining China's ter
ritorial Integrity are directly affected
Cleveland Leader.
With Irritating Skin Humor Hair Be
gan to Fall Out Wonderful Re
sult from Cuticura Remedies.
"About the latter part of July my
whole body began to Itch. I did not
take much notice of it at first, but it
began to get worse all the time, and
then I began to get uneasy and tried
all kinds of baths and other remedies
that were recommended for Fkln hum
ors; but I became worse all the time.
My hair began to tall out and my
scalp itched all the time. Especially
at night, Just as soon as I would get
in bed and get warm, my whole body
would begin to itch and my finger
nails would keep It irritated, and it
was not long before I could' not rest
night or day. A friend asked me
in try the Cuticura Remedies, and I
did, and the first application helped
mo wonderfully. For about four
weeks I would take a hot bath every
night and then npply the Cuticura
Ointment to my whole body; and I
kept getting belter, and by the time
I used four boxes of Cuticura I was
entirely cured, and my hair stopped
falling out. P. E. Blnnkenshtp, 31 ft
N. Del. St., Indlanapoiis, !nd., Oct. 27.
1905."
Twelve Families Should be Safe.
At and rate. If there Is a spark of
gratitude In Pat Crow's composition
the families of those twelve Omaha
Jurymen will be safe from klduaplng.
Chlcugo Tribune.
COULD NOT KEEP UP.
Broken Down, Like Many Another
Woman, with Exhausting Kidney
Troubles.
Mrs. A. Taylor, of Wharton, N. J..
biijs: "I hud kidney trouble in Its
most painful and severe form, and the
torture 1 went
through now seems to
have been almost un
bearable. I had back
aches, pains in the
side and loins, dizzy
spells and hot, fever
ish headaches. There
were bearing -down
pains, and the kidney
secretions passed too
frequently and with a
burning sensation. They showed sed
iment. 1 became discouraged, weak,
languid and depressed, so sick and
weak that I could not keep up. As
doctors did not cure me I decided to
try Dunn's Kidney Pills, and with
such success that my troubles were
all gone after using eight boxes, and
my strength, ambition and general
health is fine."
Soli! by all dealers, sn rents a box.
Foster Milbnrn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Airing the Furniture,
Frank U. Ellis, of the American
Book Company, lived In Mount Auburn
for a number of years, but last spring
moved to another part of ths city.
The, day nppolnted for the removal
was a beautiful, sunny one, and Mr.
Ellis was personally supervising the
transfer of his household possessions.
Before his house stood three big mov
ing-vans, nnd the lawn was almost
covered with furniture of various
sortA, pictures, chluaware in crates,
nnd other things. As Mr. Ellis stood
directing the movers, a lady with
whom he was acquainted passed, and
smilingly asked:
"Oh, Mr. Ellis, are you moving?"
"Not at nil, madam," he answered.
"I am tnklng my furniture out for a
ride." Cincinnati Commercial Trl
bune.
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Nothing knocks out
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and
Lumbago and Sciatica
Nothing reaches (he trouble
as quickly as
Had Seen Enough.
A Concordia Irishman bad trouble
with his eyes, and consulted a doctor.
The doctor told him to take his
choice; that he must stop drinking or
go blind. The Irishman turned the
proposition over In his mind awhile,
and said;
"Will, I'm slvlnty-two years old
now. I belalve I hov seen iverythlng
worth sel-ln'." Kansas City Journal.
Mrs. De Sweet "I cannot under-'
stand why so many cultured tnn are
willing to leave all the happiness of j
home, all the blessiims of civilization, 1
and spend a lifetime in exploration in
such countries as Africa."
Colonel Wannhearl gallantly
"All men. miidiim, are not blessed
with such wives as Mr. De Sweet."
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"I stopped speaking to blm," she re
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compliment to my taste aud Judge
ment." "What did he do?" asked her friend.
"He wanted me to marry him." Tit-Bits.
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One correspondent informs us that
the president has grown suspicious ol
China. And we ennnot dodge the Im
pression that China has become a trifle
suspicious of Uncle Sam. Chicago
Post.
Spring.
Time to clpflTiRe the nyMem anil purify
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Customer Have you any extract of
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Waller Yes, sir. Brown or White?
Customer Brown or White?
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Maid "it Is not the prince, madam;
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