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Trust to Nature. A greal many Americana, both mm tnd women, ara thin, pale and puny, with poor circulation, because they have ill treated their atomaoba by hasty eating or too much eating, by consuming aloo I hollo beverages, or by too close confine ttnent to home, office or factory, and In con I sequence the stomach must be treated !ln a natural way before they can rectify, ithetr earlier nils takes. The muscles In 'tnany such people, In fact In every weary, 'thin and thin-blooded person, do their work with great dlfflcuity. As a result fatigue comes early, la extreme and last long. The demand for nutritive aid la head of the supply. To insure perfect health every tissue, bone, nerve and muscle should take from the blood cer tain materials and return to It certain then. It is necessary to prepare the tomach for the work of taking up from the food what la necessary to make good, rich, red blood. We must go to Nature for the remedy. There were certain .roots known to the Indians of this 'country before the advent of the whites Which later came to the knowledge of the settlers and which are now growing rapidly la professional favor for the cure of obstinate stomach and liver troubles. 'These are found to be safe and yet ear 'tain In their cleansing and invigorating effect upon the stomach, liver and blood. These arei Golden Heal root. Queen's root, Stone root, Blood root, Maadrakt root. Then there is Black Cherrybark. The medicinal principles residing In these native roots when extracted with gly erlne as solvent make the most reliable and efficient stomach tonlo and liver in vigorator, when combined In just the right proportions, as in Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. Where there la bankrupt vitality auch as nervous exhaustion, bad nutrition and thin blood, the body acquires vigor and the nerves, blood and all the tissues feel the favorable effect of this sovereign remedy. Although aoma nhvslctans have been ware of the high medicinal value of the above mentioned plants, yet few have used pure glycerine as a solvent and I usually the doctors' prescriptions called for the Ingredients in varying amounts, urith aieohol. The "Golden Medical Discovery" is a cientlfio preparation compounded of the vicmris extracts of the above mentioned vegetable Ingredients and contains no aloon.01 or narmiui neDifierauoa; aruga. One Comfort Left. The retired merchant was looking over his old ledgers. "What satisfaction doea that afford you?" asked the caller. "A heap," he answered. "When somebody calls me an old skinflint and miser It does me good to look at the unpaid accounts of my forty years In business and reflect that I've given away in my time, without counting In terest, 127,491.36." Chicago Tribune. i Take Garfield Tea for line WMn.a Stomach and bowel derangements, sick neaaecae ana enrooio diseases. This mild laxative will purify the blood, cleanse the system and clear the complexion. It Is for youog ana oia me oesl umlly medicine. su tnm druggist. Died With the Bears. S. B. Clark, of Omaha, who had gone out on a hunt In the Big Horn mountains, was missing. His friends found his body and the bodies of two grizzly bears lying together. The bears had died of bullet and knife wounds. Clark had four broken ribs, a chewed arm and a wound at the base of tue brain. , Lewis' Stjgle Binder Ci?ar has a Mob. taste. Your dealer or Lewis' Factory, First Russian Parliament. Called the douma. Election of members begins April 7, First session May 10. Ignoring of vote will give peasants mall representation. Most election places will be under martial rule. Leading legislative topic will be finances. One bill places heavy tax on salaries of corporations officials. Vast foreign loan to be sanctioned Parliament will be asked to act strongly against violation of property rights. Early steps to be taken against Poles and other dependent peoples. Bill prepared gives peasants right to buy realty holdings on easy pay menta. Had the Advantage. Browning had Just completed "The Ring and the Book." "There is only one thing I don't understand about It," remarked Eliza beth. "But you should remember wife, replied the suthor, "that you are far above the average person In intel ligence. Kansas City Drovers Tele gram. . HIOH GRADE INVESTMENT. We aster ta a llailtaa aanaar of aaaacrlaar faaraata4 araSt a la a. This will mrmu yaa aal aal? safe artaalaal, bat aars Slvt. Saaas eat af the aralass. Oat taa.a fasts, fall aarUealara aaS assails y raSara all. A aaatal will brlaa . Make yar aaaaey aaae yau asaacy. Rtl aar cess., featlaras areata. BirsaEMca Hibernte Bank A Trust Co., "Mew Orleans. Third National Ba lk, St. Louis, Mo. Address Amsucah Rica Paoeiko Co., M South Commercial Street, St. Louis, Mo. A Bare S - - rallef for J rVslaJ, HA. w fc ii. croery Triumphant. Dr. Slash performed a fnmous operatloa un a sunn una weauny patient n m-na III. And received the universal admiration UI the medical profeHslon for his skill. Re laid the patient out (he loved to de u And said. 'Althnush the mnlnriv la hid. Tia an Intel Putin case: I'll look Into It." do ne opened up tne patient ana ne uia. Beginning with a vertical Inclalon, lie neatly drew the flnatlna ribs apart, Then made a careful cnrdlnc division And sewed a patch of canvas on the heart. Finding nothing here that merited atten- linn. Around the lungs he cut a graceful curve. And as a Bpartan measure nf prevention lis ilea a nuncn of tixsus witn a nerve. Then on the patient's hraln he operated a inriner line example or his pluck no nix very moucrn meinoas atmon siraien By removing the appendix, Just fof luck. With practiced haste he sewed the man toiremer. Two weeks passed by two weeks of nnxmim vnena While the world of science cogitated wnetner They could call the operation a success. Then Dr. Slash performed the amputation Of a gcneroiia ten-thntiaand-dollHr fee They said, "A moBt courageous opnratlon Ana succesmui 10 a murveious aegree, Life, Wed by Moonlight on a Bridge. It became known to-day that Miss Nannie Reynolds and Mr. Finis John son, a popular couple of McLean county, were secretly married last Wednesday night under romantic cir cumstances. Together with four other young peo ple the couple started to prayer meet Ing. When the iron bridge over Cy press Creek was reached Miss Rey nolds announced that they had de cided to be married at once. The bridegroom had secured the license the day previous and one of the party ran ahead to the church and got the services of the preacher. The cere mony was performed on the bridge and the minister read the license by the light of the moon. Owensboro correspondence Nashville Banner. Proud of Infamous Record. The "King of Tramps" got a term In a French gaol the other day. He said he was born of wealthy parents and educated for the Bar. He lost money by gambling, and to pay the debt broke open his father's safe "Turned out of doors, I became tramp, and have been ever since a terror to all honest folk. I have tour ed France twenty times, and have been all over Belgium, Germany Italy, Switzerland and Spain. I have been shut up In almost every prison in Europe." The magistrate having informed him that he would have to go to gaol once more, he cried, "Hoo ray! I have scored my century. have been sentenced exactly ninety- nine times before by magistrates all over Europe." Good Type of American Boy. Eddie Teagtie of New Portland, Me. who Is 11 years old and weighs 71 pounds. Is one of the country boys such as were more common In the days of our fathers. Young Teague started from his father's camp on a recent mflrning with a yoke of oxen attached to a sled, which In turn was followed by a horse and sled. The outfit was bound for New Portland, sixteen miles away. The oxen became freed from the sled on the way. but the young "teamster left the sled be side the road and drove on. It was well along into the evening when he brought his charges Into the settle ment. Muskrats Sank Steamboat, The steamer Swan sank at her pier here as a result of a leak caused by muskrats. The rodents gnawed a hole through the hull near the water line and the boat settled until she rented on the bottom. The craft was successfully raised with the assistance of a tug whose pumps were employed. The muskrats that caused the trouble were killed. Lakeside correspondence Portland Orcgonlan. Tramps Know Good Thing. Vermont papers are complaining that the first tramp of the year was entertained at Turners Falls on Christmas day, while Burlington, Vt., found Itself overrun throughout the year. They say the reason for the dif ference lies In the fact that the Massa chusetts town made their man earn what he ate sawing wood, while Ver mont sends her vugrants to loaf round the jails during the cold weather. Fence Made oi Old Doors. Near RIdgewood, In Brooklyn, there Is perhaps the oddest fence In Greater New York. It Is composed entirely of doors scores of them, all of a height snd Joined close together. The fence has stood for years. What strange freak Induced Its owner to erect It Is a mystery, but it furnishes a con stant source of comment to persooa passing that way. Centenarian Fond of Sawing Wood. On his 100th birthday Deacon Ezra Hammond of Derby, Conn., sawed a quarter of a cord of wood at C o'clock In the morning. This has been his lally exercise for years. Nicknames of British Statesmen, Our British coiiRlns call Mr. Bal four, the late premier, "Miss Fanny," ind his overshadowing camp follower, Mr. Chamberlain. thoy Irreverently lub "Monocle Joe." GREAT SCOTT. the Biggest Man of Addison County, Vt, Tells an Interesting 8tory. E. C. Scott, meat dealer, Vergennei, Vt., Past Commander of Etban Allen Post, O. A. R., says: "A severe attack of typhoid left me with weak kidneys. Every night I had to get up frequently to pass the urine, which was ropy, dark and very painful to void. I bad no appetite, but drank water continu ally without being able to quench my thirst Terrible headaches and ditty spells oppressed me snd my back was lame, sore snd stiff. A month's treatment with Doan's Kidney Pills rid ma of this trouble, snd sow 1 am strong sad healthy snd weigh 130 pounds. I give the credit to Dosn s Kidney Pills." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents s bos. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y POOR DAD. Jane is taking vocal, Ma is writing books, Genevieve is trying To Improve her looks. Brother goes to college, I Just sleep and dine; r- ' Dad he works like thunder- Gee, but ain't It fine! Milwaukee Sentinel. DISFIGURED WITH ECZEMA. Brushed Scales From Face Uke Pov tfer Under Physicians Grew Worse Cutlcura Works Won ders, "I suffered with eczema six months. t had tried three doctors, but did not get any better. It was on my body snd on my feet so thick that I could hardly put a pin on me without touch ing eczema. My face was covered my eyebrows came out, and then it got in my eye. I then went to anoth er doctor. He asked me what I was taking for it, and I told him Cutlcura. He said that was a very good thing, but that he thought that my face would be marked for life. But Cull cura did its work, and my face Is now Just as clear as It ever was. I told all my friends about my remarkable cure. I feel so thankful I want ev erybody far and wide to know what Cutlcura can do. It Is a sure cure for eczema. Mrs. Emma White, 641 Cherrler Place, Camden, N. J, April 25. 1905." Gentlemanly Rebuke. "Dead little town you've got here, Isn't it?" said the passenger with the heavy watch chain, as he ordered cup of coffee and a sandwich at the little eating house near the railway station. "Yes, sir," answered the man be hind the lunch counter. "Nobody ever comes here but body snatchers or poor relations of the deceased. Which are you?" Chicago Tribune. Gov. Jeff Davis of Arkansas, has let the residents of Hot Springs know that If any excessive Berry strength for United States senator develops In that locality he will "slap the lid on." Possessing complete oncestral re cords, Rev. O. S. Reed, of Veedersburg Ind, pastor-author Is one of the near est living relatives to the father of his country. Seeing America. The Passenger Department of the Chicago & North-Western Railway an Bounces that as a means of Increasing the efficiency of the "Seeing America First" movement, round trip tickets will be sold over that line to all Pa clflc Coast points, good on their fast limited trains, at the rate of $75.00 from Chicago, dally June 1st to Sept. 16th. Every facility Is being provided for rn the way of stopovers and other cod venlences, and the tourist movemrn to the Pacific coast, for the coming season promises to show sn Increase of many thousand people over that ef any season ever known. Fsult of a Flexible Language. After all, It seems that It was mere ly a little misunderstanding between Mr. Garfield and the packers. They say he did and he says he didn't. All of which recalls the fact that English Is sn extremely flexible language when people are really up against a tough proposition. Indianapolis News. Smokers have to call for Lewis' fiingl ttinasr cigar to get it. lour dealer Lewis' Factory, Peoria, 111. Anything to 8ecure Peace. Turner Your daughter told me to call and fix your piano. Pater Well, what alls It? Tuner Three strings busted. Pater What'll you take to break th rest of 'em? Cleveland Leader. When a man talks through his h a woman may bs pardoned tor laugh Ing in her sleeve. Foe3 Yoyo3 8 A FRIEND. A friend's a friend Who's a friend In need, But a friend's a fiend Who'fl a friend for greed. When the world's roseate And nature's grand There's not the need For a helping hand. But when you're down With the scenes that shift Just then's the time that You need a life, And then's the time that You understand What's mean by brother- Hood man to man, And no one knows in this World of speed But he'll wake up Some day In need. A. U. Mayfleld, Denver News. Found a Remedy. "Doctor, I'm nearly dead with in somonla. I wish you could give me something that will make me sleep." Professor, you remind me of a pa tient I once had In East Saginaw. He was" "Good! That will do Just as well. Go ahead and tell the story, doctor. I've heard it five or six times." Chicago Tribune. ' Mrs. Wlnslow's SootTlTns- ajtuu. rnrrfclldraa taathlli. BoffM. Lha luni. muIiimi SsmnnHna. sllaj i pain, cur gtaaoulto. ItostxHUa The Difference. The sad depositors ieaned to one aide and looked down the long line ahead of him. It seemed a mile be tween him and the door of th bank upon which appeared the one word, Closed." "I've been thinking while standlngg here," he remarked, "of the difference between a savings bank and a fargo bank. When a savings bank busts the felows on the Inside usually have all the money. When a faro hank busts the fellows on the outside have all the money." ffiwst Mrmaimciyrnrwl. jtodaioff Davanaaaaafter III! hrmt ..'unf n k Hm' Mr MM... r. Rand far FRBK SH.00 trial bottia and traatlM. VU. R- at. aUMK, Ltd.. til iru UrM., fluladalyal, fa She Enjoyed Yachting. 'Are you fond of yachting, MJss Gray?" "Oh, yes! At the very thought of the Inspiring breeze, the straining sail, the rushing water, I can hardly contain myself." "Y-yes that's the way it affects me." Cleveland Leader. Nothing But Praise. Mr. Richely bad nothing but praise for your work for htm before the Citizens' committee," said the friend. "Yes," replied the lobbyist, gloomily, "nothing but praise." Philadelphia Ledger. There is Genuine-SyrUp Of FigS, The Genuine is Manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Th Tuft name off th company, California Rlgr Syrup Co Cat printad on tha front of evary package of tha genuine The Genuine" Syrup of Figs- Is for Sale, In Original Packages Only, by Reliable Druggists Everywhere Knowing the above will enable one to avoid the fraudulent imita tions made by piratical concerns and lometinus offered by unreliable dealers. The imitations are known to act injuriously and should therefore be declined. Buy the genuine always if you wish to get its beneficial effects. It cleanses the system gently yet effectually, dispels colds and headaches when bilious or -constipated, prevents fevers and acts best on the kidneys, liver, stomach and bowels, when a laxative remedy is needed by men, women or children. Many millions know of its beneficial effects from actual use and of their own personal knowledge. It is the laxative remedy of the well-informed. Always buy the Genuine- Syrup of Figs MANUFACTURED BY THE (AH aUubvilk.rty 1 bad dumb chills and fever," writes Edna Rutherford, of Atlanta, Tex., "and suf fered more than I can tell. I tried all the medicines 1 could think of and four doctors, but nothing helped until I began to take ThedforrJ's I now feel better than I have In many months and thank God and you foe your won derful medicine." For Constipation, Indigestion, Stomach Trouble, Biliousness, Sick Head ache, Sallow Complexion, Pimples, Blotches, Impure Blood and all troubles caused by an Inactive Liver, Tnedford's Black-Draught will be found a safe and reliable remedy. Be sue you get Thedfotd's. At all Druggists, 25c and $1.00. a&l MIDDLE LIFE A Time When Women Dread Disease Intelligent Women Prepare for It. Two Relate their Experiences. The "change of life" is the most critical period of a woman's existence, and the anxiety felt by women as it draws near Is not without reason. Every woman who neglects the care of her health at this time In vltes disease and pain. When her aystem ia in a deranged condition, or aho ia predisposed to apoplexy, or congestion of any organ, the ten dency is at thla period likely to become active and with a host of ner vous Irritations make life a burden. At this time, also, cancers and tumors are more liable to form and begin their destructive work. Such warning symp toms as sense of suffo cation, hot flashes, head aches, backaches, dread of impendinir evil, timid ity, sounds in the ears, palpitation of the heart, sparks before the eyes, irregularities, constipa tion, variable appetite, rlauie appeuie, sUvUHHUBBuwuaaaiuuaaauauaiuai ss, Inquietude, VS ,j A r-i ft s weakness, and dl promptlj y tit-ara.iaru i T .- ejai 1 . VAa. telltirent women who are aonrnachlnir the period In life when woman's great change may be expected. Lydia K. Plnkham'a Vegetable Com pound was prepared to meet the needs of woman s aystem at this trying period of her life. It invigorates anil strengthens the female organism and builds up the weakened.nervouss.vste m. For special advice regarding this im portant period women are invited to write to Mrs. l'inkhain at Lynn, Mass., and It will be furnished absulutel y free of charge. The present Mrs. I'inkhntn is the daughter-in-law of LvdiaR. 1'ink ham, her asslatant before ier decease, and for twenty-live years sim-e her advice has been freely given to sick women. Read what Lydla E. Ptnkham's Com pound did for Mrs. Liylaud and Mrs. liinkle: Dear Mrs. Ptnkham: " I had been suffering with displacement of the organs lor years aim was iwmhihk Mining the ehanire of life. M y abdomen was twill h v swollen; niv stomach was sure; I had dir.r.y spells, sirk headaches, and was very uervous. Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegetable Comnoaixl Succeeds Where Others Fan. W.N.U., KANSAS CITY, NO. 13, 1906 KEKllLW(S)KiS only One MHIriJTC'd4 5tAnmrcl3Co,CaJ. ntXZ PUTT CENTS RH BOTTLX Are Susceptible to Many uueuirMfs m ..daft aoaMaaaaoaraaoMtoosMaioioaw' T armto von for ailvio and rommraosol treatment with Lydia K. rinkhnm Vegaa tnlile l oiiipniimi n you airerti-u, anu 1 aua, haitfiv to auv Hint nil those diM.reanitir irmfM tnmslef t me and I have immcd rnfHy througej the change of life, a well woman. 1 an recommending your medicine to all my" friends." Mis. Anuie E. U. llyland, Cheater, town, Md. 1 Another Woman's Case. " During ehanire of life words cannot ex iress what 1 suffen-d. My physician said ( tod a cancerous condition of the female organs, tlun uny 1 rimi some oi tne msu moniHls or women wno nnn iwn curra or Lydia E. Plnkliam's Vegetable Compound, and 1 divided to try It mid to write you for advice. Your niiilicine nuule ni a welt woman, mid all my bad symptoms souat dimmx-arcd. " I advise every woman at this period of II fa to take vour nnliciiii nml write you for ao vlcp."-Mr. Llueie liinkle, Halcm, Ind. What Lvdia K. l'liiklinui's Vegetable) Compound did for Mrs. Ilyluud ant Mrs, liinkle it will do for other wouiea at this time of life. It has conquered pain, restored health, and prolonged lifoiu cases that utterly baffled physicians. DEFIANCE Cold Wafer Starch niakri Imiuilrv work a plmMirn. Ill n. ikt. 10a. 7i tcwYork. HY. lamwiUAO!