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LD'S REMARKS Y3TJN0 AMERICA TOO MUCH IN THE FOREGROUND. Children Are Wont to Blwrt Out Tact less Bits of Truth Parents Are Often Lonth to Check These Inop portune Speeches Well-Bred Chil dren Must Be Taught Not to Inter rupt Conversntion American Children Too Much in the Fore ground Impertinent Questions Should Never Be Allowed Hotel Bred Children Likely to Be Pre cocious. l'.Y M A II'! A KKT K. SANUSTKK. Kvi-ry imily is f unlliar with the en fant terrible. Manner ociaslonal ly tlrew him for our Htnuscuicnt, and hi- (inures In 111:111 Jest.t and unec tlottx. This sometime uncomfortable spe cimen of i liililiiixu! in nut necessarily disagreeable or ""oiled. Hi- simply at his best stale h.n a huhit of appearing m the He ene when lie is not wanted, mid of 1 1 ! ri f 1 1 ii n cut lilts of truth that more tartlnl elders know enough to Mippress. A child of this variety was one day sent by his mother to carry in vxiremcly liej.iitiful pair of slip pers to a pent leman living in the neighborhood. She wrapped the sift In tissue paper and placed it In a box, wltli her card, 'id Messing It carefully, tint she forgot 'o tell her little mes senger to leave the box tit the door, ami return direct!,'. The boy bad his own friendliness inward the neighbor, and waited to see how he would re ceive the gift. ' oiir mother Is won derfully good." laid the gentleman. "These slippers :ir- Just what I wanted most. It was lovely in her to make them for me." 'Oh,-1 exclaim" I the child, "mother didn't make them for you; she made them for my fa'l'rr. and as they did not fit him she was so vexed she did not know what to do. At last she thought she would send them over here, and she wouldn't need to Isither about buying you a Christinas gift." This rattier dulled the edge of pleas tire in the ease. :.nd made the reclpl ent'r. thanks a triile perfunctory. "Ask your fathtr." said Hobby's mother, "If he M-ies not want to come to the library and see dear Aunt Fan ny, who is soon going away." Off rushed the child, o be luick in a min ute, saying: "FV!ier does not eare about coming in to see Aunt Fanny, lie Hays she Is an old cat." When a little later, with hn air of gentle bon homie. Aunt Kannie's nephew by mar riage presented h'mself. the situation was awkward and the old lady's man lier a little sir.iined. At a table where several friends of the family wore pithcred.n young lady remarked to little Percy, eight years old, "If you won't play games with Hie shall not CMine again." "I hope you never will," frankly answered the child. "I don't like you, and I shall be glad when you go away." There lives in i southern family a tradition that soon art-r bis famous duel with Alexander Hamilton, Aaron lturr was a guest beneath Its hospita ble roof. Duelling was not in those lays regarded in southern households r necessarily disgraceful, if prelimi naries had been duly arranged, and the Hffair of honor had been conducted iiccordlng to the code. Nevertheless, a good deal of rcminen' of an un kindly nature followed Hurr after that fatal ending of hbt duel with the pop ular Hamilton. The survivor was less fortuuate than th? victim. A child of the house wandeted Into the guest's room and, seeing there a sliver-mounted pistol, possessed himself of it and, entering the drawing rcom abruptly inquired: "Is thl.t the pistol. Col. Hurr, with whh h you tilled C.en. Hamil ton?" One may Imagine the confusion and dismay of the older people Ht the In nocent and inopiHirtune letnark. Conscientious parents are often puz rled what to do vith the enfant tend tile. He would be less formidable If they remembered two tune-worn and homely adages, namely. Utile pitch ers have big e,ir and. Children should be seen and not hi ai d. Well-bred children do not Interrupt Conversation, sav dlsi.reeable things, cr repeat what tl.cy should early learn will wound th' leelinrs of others. American children are far too much in the foreground, 'i heir piace is not where it should !:e In the happy pri vacy of the honi". for foolish parents trot them out and make them show their paces until they are pufted up with vanity and importance. The pendulum In Its swing from the sever ity of an earlier time, bus pone too far In an opposite direction. Children are not happier lor having unlimited liberty of speech. I'nless a child be exceptionally stupid, and the enfant terrible as a rnie Is exceptionally clever, he does no! put himself in evi dence when he ouuht to be silent. The parent in whose eyes truth Is to be cultivated at any cost, rather prides herself on the candor of her offspring, when he tells a visitor tnal she has a wart on her nose or asks her why she wears such a queer bonnet. "Do your teeth come out at night?" inquires one of these little terrors, to the annoy ance of a bashful man, who does not wish attention caUed to his looks. And the child goes unveproved, because his mother is afraid lliat reproof may tend to make him deceitful. The fact is tint virtues and good qualities are relative and that la train ing; children we nnst not lay the em phasis on one point more strongly than on another. What we need to do U to Wath children the art of speak ing only the truth at ull time, while at the tine time they must learu the lesson that all t.ui.. s not always tc be sinikeu. Neither ha anybody, iliild or adult, tin.' right to ask Imper tlneut questions o make Impertinent comments. Truth Is one Item In homi training, a foun t.itlon-stone In char acter. Charity and courtesy are foundation-stones; enu.illy an indispensablt in preparation tci the intercourse o: the family, of business, and of society. One of the greatest miotortunes thai ran occur in a child's life is the lost of a sweet and simple home-life. Whet children lire brought tip in hotels ant boarding houses, are more or less no ticed by stranger (, and accustomed t publicity, or when they are very mud left to the 'care i-f servants, they an likely to develop the traits that mak childhood unlove!). We say of suet children that they know too much that too noon the exquisite veils ol childish Innocence have been tore away. When patents are forced tc bring their children up In the glare In stead of In the shade, In hotels Instead of In quiet home--, extra pains shotik be taken to keep them modest, shy and silent In coniprny. Certainly the) should neer be permitted to push themselves and their affairs to tin front, while their parents and frienih await their convenience before going on with their own proceedings. Another specimen of tne enfant ter rible seems to have inherited the traits of the savage. This child Is fat worse than the other, lor he Is cruel to cats and dogs itnd takes a barbar ous delight in killing or maiming squirrels and birds. This child Is a degenerate, and 's taking the initial step on the roa-l that leads downward to the criminal r-ourt. A less hateful but not less unwelcome specimen If the child with n passion for hacking and destroying whatever comes In hl path. He tears books, breaks furni ture, uproots flowirs an I leaves the mark of his little hatchet wherever he goes. Happily, hit' energy being only misdirected, may be turned Into Bafei channels; for him manual training is a Ixion, and he will probably emerge from his present state of vandalism In to useful and attractive boyhood later on. The cruel child must be taught In the only way thtt will appeal to him; if need be, he must suffer In his own person that he may learn what Buf fering means. No pnrent Is without blame who does not take the enfant terrible in hand and reduce him as soon as possible to good order. Copyright. I!n;, by Joseph H. Howies.) FASHIONABLE PRINCESS. Slender Figure Must Make Use of the Little Fancy Coata Designed for Princess Gowns. No slight figure should attempt a princess with u yoke that covers the entire top of the shoulders. If Vhe wears a princess skirt only, that is a different matter, but a full frock should have i he fabric curried well Into the shoulder seams. This gives a chance to fill the ugly hollows at the side of the arms, which are far more fatal to a good figure than a lack of bust, though many women do not think so. The women for whom the princess Is still too severe should always wear a loose Jacket of lace or embroidery. These are the last smart things In clothes. They can tie made at home or bought at the shops. Some are In pre cious Irish weaves, or even duchess, but you can also get them In the cheaper makes. The trouble Is that one Is apt to get them too patchy when made at home. Still if you have fine bits of lace or embroidery, here is your chance to use them. They are nothing more or less than shortened pelerines Just what we always have called zouaves. The sleeves make them different from a bolero. These are wide and short, usually cut circular. They are made in chiffon velvet, by the way, which seems a queer choice for spring unless one sees the remarkable amount of velvet used this season. Taffeta gowns are heaped with It. Hut there Is nothing new In clothes, really, for this was a dominant fashion many years ago. These ilttle Jackets are worn over so many various kinds of frocks that one would be a good Investment for any woman. Over all white and pastel col ored lingerie frocks they are charming and afford just that amount of warmth needed on summer evenings. PRETTY INITIAL LETTER. Every Good Housewife Likes Her Linen Nicely Marked and We Show an Attractive Model. The Initial K shown here Is worked in cross-stitch with a scroll of long ATTHA CT 1 V K I . KTT KHINO. stitches running through. It Is suit able fa" marking house linen, and hhould be worked with flax thread washing-silk, or Ingrain cotton. French Commodity. Totato starch la used In France V) sweeten sour grape Juice. PROSPERITY INCREASING. I Will Continue Unchecked for Year If Discontent Doe Not Creep In. A bulletin Just Issued by the de partment of commerce states that American exports for eight months ending with February exceeded. In value those for eight months ending with Februatr, 1H05. by $190.0(l,0(rU. Of this 'increase $133,(10(1,(100 was of agricultural produces, while $15,000, 000 was of manufactures. I!y themselves, says the Chicago In ter Ocean, these figures mean Ilttle but considered In their proper rela tions they give a striking Indication of our national prosperity. And to understand what these relations are we must remember that there are four great groups of articles of foreign commerce, three consisting of both im ports and exports and a fourth of Imports alone. The progress of for eign trade with respect to each of these groups is here summarized on the basis of the figures of each for the first seven or eight months of the last three fiscal years the months ending with January or February. 1. Foodstuffs, agricultural exports, and food imports. This is still our largest class of exports. Its value was $700,000,000 for the period end ing with February last, as against $5ti7.0(in.(i00 and fii58.OOu.non for the same periods ending with February In 19(15 and l!t04. It grows, but Irregu larly, from year to year, according to the harvests here and abroad. Food imports are practically stationary, now ranging around $80,000,000 for the period. Hut for our failure so far to develop a we might sugar and coffee growing In our new possessions these imports would decline rapidly. I. Materials, raw or partly manufac tured, of industry. Our mine and forest exports are practically sta tionary and tend to decline. We are using these products more and more at home, tyit our imparts of materi als are Increasing steadily. They were $!!! ,000,000 In the eight months ending with February, 1!04; $231. 000,000 for the period ending with February. 1303; had already reached $221,000,000 by the end of last Jan uary, and by the end of the year will doubtless break all records. 3. Manufactures. Imports practical ly stationary, ranging now around $12,000,000 for the period and tefding to decline. Exports growing steadi ly and rapidly, and Increased from $288,0(10,000 for the period ending with February. 1904, to $342,000,000 for the period ending with February, 1903, to $387,000,000 for the period ending with lust February. 4. Luxuries; Imports only. They were $(1,000,000 for the period ending with February, 1901; $9,000,000 for the period ending with February, HKi.i, and about $12,500,000 for the period ending with last February. These figures show prosperity all along the line. Those of the second and third groups are particularly In teresting. The prosperity of our agri cultural interests requires no argu ment. These figures show that not only Is this nation one of 'the world's great food storehouses, but that It is also becoming Its greatest workshop. We are selling to other countries less of our materials and buying more of theirs. We are buying less of their manufactures and selling them more and more of ours. We are strengthening our position as Increas es of the value of commodities by industry. And our increasing pur chases of luxuries show that not only are we doing more work, but that It Is also profitable work, giving us money to spend for things not neces sary. There Is no question about our great and Increasing prosperity. And. while all things human are transitory, there is no question that this exuberant prosperity will he unchecked for some years, if we do not become discon tented with it and spoil it by falling to treat the conditions and Institutions under which It has been attained with common sense. POINTERS AND OPINIONS. ttThe average ad valorem rale of duty on dutiable Imports for the fiscal year 1903 was 45.24 per cent, less than any preceding year under the Dingley tarin. American Kconomist. remaining tne present congress to revise the tariff is u manifestation oi tne raitn that moves mountains without disturbing the scenery. Mil waukee News. CKx-Senutor David B. Hill says he is content to ie a looker-on in politics This Is a good year undoubtedly to nave a safe seat In the upper gallery. l . i limine. ewitn William Jennings Bivan gaining strength daily In congress as a conservative leader of the Democ racy, the only thing that Judge Parker an do Is to stand aghast. Chicago In ter Ocean. Germany will not enforce her high tariff schedules against imports from America because there would be retaliation, and in a tariff war she would lie heavily the loser. Buffalo Commercial. CTNoitbern papers are objecting that u southern man cannot be elected president In 1918 upon the Democratl ticket. Well, what difference does that make? We don't seem to be able to elect any other kind on the Democratic ticket. Atlanta Journal. tt'Although there Is no doubt th it Mr. Hearst is capable of such a deed, It would, as he himself suggests, bo In teresting to know how he managed to "put hla feet under the mahogany of the Democratic national committee and then stab his host In the hack." Isn't it up to Mr. Do Lancey Nicull to ex ttln I n S ll.ult,,i T,..i u.,..l ... NOTHING LIKE A BARGAIN. Thla Country Will Continue to Con trol It Tariff and Ad ministration. Although the concession Is but for one year, it may be safely assumed that by next year at thia time a perma nent arrangement will be made, and that It will not be aa the result of a fake reciprocity treaty or any other concession or agreement by virtue of which we lose control of the provisions of our tariff laws or the methods of their administration, says the San Francisco Chronicle. Appearances Indicate that the Ger man government Is about ready to ac cept In it, dealings with ua the Ameri can principle of impartial trade. We give to Germany In most cases and should give It all the benefit of our Dingley rates, which are our minimum rates. In return we expect Germany's minimum rates, and If we do not get them we shall have to create some maximum rates for the benefit of Ger many and some other 'countries. A good many preposterous stories have got Into print as to certain things which the "president" was to do for Germany -"on the quiet" In return for the concession of her minimum rate3 to us. One was to the effect that the president was to Instruct our delegates to the Alget-tras conference to aide with Germany against France. Another, equally absurd, was to the effect that the president was to instruct the treasury officials to shut their eyes to undervaluations of German commodi ties subject to ad valorem duties In this country. The president has no authority to do either of those things, and if he had the authority it is an In sult to suggest that he would sell the American vote at a diplomatic confer ence, or order treasury officials to vio late their official oaths. There has been no bargain made. There will be no bargain made. Germany and the Unit ed States will remain two friendly na tions and each will manage Its revenue laws to suit itself. But, as we expect most favored nation treatment from Germany, we should give It to her In return, which means the abrogation of all treaties which prevent It. THE SHOE PINCHES THERE Point in Protective Tariff That Is Perfectly Plain to the Work ingman. Suppose that to please Gov. Guild and ex-Gov. Douglas and our manu facturers of boots and shoes we should repeal the duty on hides, says the American Economist. We should also, of course, at the same time re peal the duty on boots and shoes. That having been done, our market would be open to the product of for eign countries, und In a very short time thore would be an Inundation of footwear into this country against which our own manufacturers would have to compete. In order to meet this importation and be able to sell boots and shoes In our own market In competition with those from abroad It would be necessary to make them as cheaply. The cost of material be ing the same in both countries, there would remain nothing to bring about equality in the cost of production ex cept wages. The consequence would be, the wages of all the people in this country engaged in making boots and shoes would have to go down to the level of wages abroad, which is about half the amount now paid here. This result would be most unfortunate In Itself, but there would be other ef fects to follow. There are at pres ent considerably over 200,000 people engaged in making boots and shojs, and the purchasing power of tnsjse people would at once be cut In half. In many towns and villages boot and shoe making Is the only occupation of a large portion of the people. To cut in half the wages of the people would mean the large diminution of their trade with all classes of the commu nity. This wouhPbe reflected In buy ing the merchandise of others, bo that the result would be far spreading. It would be well to consider seriously before taking the duty off from hides and boots und shoes to estimate thor oughly iliis matter of reduction of wages. There Has Been a Change. The disappearance of the German tariff war cloud upseu many calcula tions regarding the congressional cam paign of 19o(J. The free traders wel- oiiied the prospect and the American Reciprocal Tariff league was preparing io go Into every doubtful district in th? middle west and convert the present protectionist majority in the lower house into a tariff ripping force that by a coalition with the Democrats would control action In favor of wide open reciprocity In competitive prod ucts and an all-round revision of the Dingley schedules. Germany's unwlll ingness to begin hostilities has changed the situation. It gives reciprocity u serious setback and leaves the revl slonists short of ammunition. The country is to be congratulated upon the good sense of the standpatters In refusing to be scared by the German threat. American Economist. t-TNohody but a pessimist can be lieve that this country will be as bud as the socialists say it is. Toledo Blade. I r Vesuvius should do all Its spout ing before Bryan gets around that way on his tour. Bryan is a dangerous rival. Philadelphia Press. trVe have neither tariff nor ship ping laws that drive American boats from the oceans. All shipbuilding ma terial is free. Every ne-spaper of for eign leanings Is against the pending measure. That is a matter of course. Buffalo New. . MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE. Progress Which the Interchurch Conference la Making in Its Work. The Inter-Church Conference on Mar rlage and Divorce at its recent meetlni in New York city ordered the prepara tion and publication of a third appeal to the people of the United States on the subject with which the conference hat to deal. There is no new argument .o present The conference is committed to enforce by repetition, and to empha size by reiteration, the great truth of tha sacredness of marriage aa not a contract lightly formed and easily broken, but an estate of life, first among the Institu tions of God for man, and foremor.t among the sancltles of human life. It needs guarding against the profanation of thoughtlessness, of mere passion, of worldly advantage or social advance ment, of mercenary or any other low motives. It needs the protection of wise laws, of sound public opinion, and of religious sanction. The scandal of fre quent and facile divorce, with the re marriage that follows, often as the ac complishment and with the accomplice of the separation, Is really a by-word and reproach to our country, remarks the Christian Work; and the radical cure can only be reached by going to the root and cause, namely, the non- realization of the religious element In matrimony. First of all, then, the con ference urges the recognition of the true intent and meaning of the marriage bond, "the union of one man with one woman for life." This the clergy ought to teach, "In season and out of season;" and this Christian men and women ought to impress deeply upon their own consciences, and to teach their children and their children's children, until the truth shall pervade society and prevail over the loose and low sentiments so common to-day. To this end a resolu tion was adopted by the conference at its last meeting declaring that It was the sense of the conference that the Scriptural and most effectual way tc meet and overcome the divorce evil is by education, with a view to elevating the moral sentiments of the people." Meanwhile the conference Is encour aged by its own growth In member ship; duly elected representatives from the Presbyterian church in the United States (South), and the Church of the New Jerusalem, having been pres ent at its last meeting. Still more, both by its influence and by the In creasing public conviction of the evil of divorce, the atmosphere seems to be clearing. This Is noticeable in the public press. In. the outspokenness of many clergymen, in the utterances of influential laymen, and in the serious consideration which the question Is now receiving from the members of the bar. Difficulties of MiFsionary in Syria. Dr. George T. Post, a missionary of long experience In Syria, writes: "Missions In Turkey are embar rassed by the drain of emigration more than by all other drawbacks and hindrances. This is a factor against which energetic action is no anti dote. Persecutions we can bear; op position we can overcome; stubborn unbelief we can enlighten; stolid in difference we can interest; but what can we do with nothing? Multiplica tion of a minus quantity only In creases the deficit. We have hoped for the reflex influence of the emigrants on their return laden with new ideas and inspiration, but with few excep tions we have had none of these off sets to the loss. Our only consolation is that He who sent us here Is in dome mysterious way at the bottom of this movement. His mill grinds slowly but it never closes and is never out of order. At least He can use the situation to exercise our faith in the infinite and far-reaching wis dom of God, who knows the end from tue beginning." Revival Meetings by Telephone.' A unique feature of the Torrey-Al-exander meetings at Philadelphia has been the use of the telephone to extend the circle of influence of the meet ings. A telephone company Installed a megaphone just above the speakers' stand at the armory, through which the singing of Mr. Alexander and the sermons of Dr. Torrey were transmit ted over the wires throughout the city. It was not necessary for th people to leave their homes In order to listen to the revival services; they could do so by merely taking the tele phone receiver from the hook and ask ing Central to connect them with the armory. For five cents they could lis ten for 15 minutes to the singing and preaching. The use of the Invention was probably unique in the history of revival meetings in America. Good to Servants. Lady Diana de Vere Huddleston, who died in London recently, left a will b queathlng $90,000 to her servants and directing that her ashes after crema tion should be placed In the oak shrine awaiting them at Coutts' bank and burled with those of her husband, which she had rarrled with her wher ever she went for IS yeirs. Don't Jet droppings accumulate un der the roosts. 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Blood root, 8 tone rqotl Mandrake root and Quen'e root all of which are highly praised as re-nedles for all the above mentioned affections by such eminent medical writers and teachers a Prof. Bartholow, of Jefferson Med. Col legei Prof. Hare, of th Univ. of Pa.i Prof, rinley Elllnawood, M. D., of Ben nett Med. Colleges Chicago ; Prof. John fling, M. D., late of Cincinnati : Prof, ohn M. Scudder, M. D.. lata of Cincin nati ; Prof. Edwin M. Bale. M. D., of Hahnemann Med. College, Chicago, and scores of others equally eminent In their several schools of practice. The "Golden Medical Discovery Is th only medicine put up for sale through druggists for like purposes, that has any such proetffioruiJ endorsement worth, more than any number of ordinary testi monials. Open publicity of its formula on the bottle wrapper Is th beat possible; guaranty of Its merit. A glance at thia published formula will show that "Golden Medical Discovery" contains no poison ous or harmful agents and no alcohol chemically pure, triple-refined glycerin being used instead. Glycerine is entirely unobjectionable, and besides is a most useful Ingredient in the cure of all stom .vh as well as bronchial, throat and lung affections. There Is tlm highest medical authority for its use in all such cases. The "Discovery "Is a concentrated give eric extract of native, medicinal root and Is safe and reliable. A booklet of extracts from eminent, medical authorities, endorsing Its ingre dients mailed frre on request. Addrea Dr. B. V. Pierce. Buffalo.!. Y. Th First Stag Coach Into Denver. On the l?th of May, 1859, Denver turned out to welcome the first through coach of what waa destined to grow into the "Overland Mall." an enterprise which, for sheer American pluck and daring, must be forever linked with the fame of the "Pony Express." Red shirts drifted to the outskirts of the hamlet and dotted the hills around. Hard-faced bartenders mad ready for the "hottest night that ever tore the camp loose." The artillery of holster and saddle-boot was un limbered tor an ecstatic fusillade. There waa a lively betting in dust and nugget that the first through- stage had been gathered in by In dians, with takers as eager to stake their faith that the scalps of driver and guard would come through intact. At length a swirl of dust showed far down the trail. It grew Into a yellow cloud and crept toward the eager hamlet. Then six mules. stretched out on the gallop, emerged from the curtain and behind them was the lumbering, swaying stage- come Bafely through, on time, and Denver was In touch with the world where men wore white shirts and lived In real houses. The cheers that roared a welcome to this heroic en terprise were echoed In every western town which hoped and longed for a link of Its own with the home coun ty, '"way back east" "The Story of .he Overland Mall," in The Outing Magazine for April. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by 1vi applications, m the? csnnot nick the dt usd pnrtfsa of the er. Tbere only uue war u sure aeaioeM. ana iaai ! dt oonfiiiaiionsi rainvaiaa. DeafaaM Is cautad Ur aa Inflamed condition of ih- mncout lining oi inn Bulacnlan Tab. Wann thla mm la innaman yua nara a ruuonng aouaa or im parted nearlat. and whan It ! entirely oluMd. Deaf dm la the result. and uale.i the Inflammation can be taken out and. thla tube restored to Ita normal condi tion, haarlac will be deatrored forever: nine ceiee. out el ten are canted y Catarrh., which is noihla. Ddt an losamed condition or tne mnooue surfaces. We will fire One Hundred Dollars for any case or S 'earnest (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured) T Hall's Catarrh Core. Send for circulars, free. r. J. CUCNKT CO., Toledo, OA Bold by Drnsilata, 7ta. TsJts HaU'a Family Pills for constipation. Safe. An official in the land office at Washington relates low Dr. Whipple, for a long time Bishop of Minnesota, once undertook to hold religious ser vices near an Indian village In one of the western states. It appears that the bishop's effects- were scattered about the "lodge," and. when about to go out, he asked the chief if it were safe to leave them there while he went to the village for service. "Plenty safe," grunted the Indian; no white man In a hundred mile from here." Harper's Weekly. Must Ask Aldrlch. "Senator," she asked, "do you be lieve In foreordinatlon?" "If you will pardon me," replied the statesman, "I prefer not to answer that question, as, I have never bad oc casion to ask Aldrich about it." Chicago Record-Herald. "Why are you bowing to that man? Do you know him?" asked Madge In surprise. "Yes," said her chum, "h walked over me so many times get ting out between acts at the theater last night that we got real well ac quainted." Detroit Free Press. G30G3(!ff I . ' .ill