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What to Do with Present Tea Muofc for Puii'o Inventor. Marshal P. Wildr related at a dla wr a striking pe'-sonnl experience: -When I wait a hoy In Onnava." h Mill. ' I was once taken through a ho ytt Al for the Ibs.uk that was not fal trim the town. "Many strange, in any teniae thingt J saw In this hospital. l it what tf Jtcted ,me most deeply vva 'he slglil a yuan man of Inteil'grn! ami i tnet appearance who os with his Wd In his hind tnumWim over and" er and over from mornins till nlsht: "'I can't s'raplt a'.vnd waist and It won't en In my porc'. It Isn't tn ati'muo'die lmin. lvr;i.it i wou'l Vow. I! Uti't a lam p. fur I: won't lleht. can t i ti t I' on niv fro- inl It will ot o vr my head. It i neither a fountain pen. a pipe nor triilimnli'fa Urometer. ! looks li!;e : i-of clove Vut I" li not a tennis lacii'iet. I tan-'' "Ti:r:ilt,C away. I ii-l:ed the m fl tie ymi'ac in. in' history. ' 'Ah. sir. a sa I ..' the krepei aaid. On year bko thai there ynn'114 aian was prosperous mi l unowned tie rlnest puzzle itivenmi and de. lithe rer i.i the whole durn conn'ry. Hut on thiln::nas a untii! woman j jive li 1 in a p-esent Hi ! w"h hel u handii and in try in' to dr-ui tniiia tt name ami I'd ue the pour IV'.ioW eo;uiie whnt you see'" ARE NOW ARTESIAN WELLS. One Curious Rsult of the Earthquake at San Francisco. -.1 , VJ Y ' - r v " mm v u y V. is f. II t'Ol'XTHKK. ADVANCED UNDERTAKERS. (' II t'oiintee. of t'ountee Ilros, I'll1 di". i.ik'i s. haviim computed u course in a I'hiiaun and New York School ol' Anatomy, Siinlt.iry Silence and llllilialiiilliu, is now tiefore the public eipiil'pi'd with entirely new Ideas. Servlni; an iiitidlliteiit and prosper mis people they have heen htillllllatl'd i.i are:itiT effort. 'I'll" n ipiiri inrtits of the times lire esilate a sclent Itle growth ill their 1 i 1 1 of work. ('oniitee liros. nre thoroughly pre pared to render their pillions iulinite ly lietlcr sendee 1 1 it It ever before. They have employed Ihe latest Im pnned methods, used In Ihe larer ;i-t"iii ell Irs. to assist thrill III Hiie- i.fnll v handling all I'ases. All work FROM FANCY TO FACT. Delightful and Novel Kxperlanee) Rudely Oiapeiled. """" "Oh. thank you!" exrtalmed the de ll Kh ted wife, as her husband handed her lara;! bunch of monojr and told her to ato rla:ht down tnwo and buy everything she Ilktd. "Don't mention it," replied the hue band. "I want you to have everything; your heart dealrea In tho way of dreaaea and bonneta tlila winter. I realize that I havn not been, as (ten erotta aa I should have been, and 1 hojie I may be able to make up for It now. Here, take thia double handful of $20 gold rdoera. too. I.oolc out, there! You're dropnina thoin." Hut the double handful of Kohl 20a full to the floor and wnt jlncllng here and there, and tho husband laughed merrily until H-r-r-rr-r-r! It was the alarm clock, and aha heard the voice of her husband Baying: "I'll be late to work again to-day. Say, lend me half a dollar, won't you? I have not enough money for rarfare and lunch this morning. " It la such dlstresalne occurrences as this that make women wish they had married the aqulteyed. freckled boy who afterwards left home and became a plutocrat. We moat sincerely thank the par ents for those letters received at our "office. The Palace Clothing Company has a large addition to their already large supply of gooda. The colored people must go where they receive good treatment. Mr. Lacy and the reat of the gentlemen at the I'aluce have al ways endeavored to be fair with the negroes. Oo to the I'alace for your Christmas goods. ' The lod at llaitford and H ridge port, Couu., have, united with u which glvee ua eo.cv.gh lodges lor a Grand Lodge In 'hat State. The three lodges which cotne to ua In the District of Columbia with the five we have there mako enough (or a Grand Lodge there. He wus outspoken la bin praise of the g aid work done tor union by Col. Geo. H. Carter. Grand Chancellor Watty, Tasf. fJt and Chan cellor WllllaM, Blra. Henderson, lllackwell, Dlgga, Strange and others. When here tho Sapreme Chancellor had a conference with Mrs. Llllle Jonea, Crand Wot thy ''ounnellor of thu Ornnd Court, and Mrs. Koala Klchardson. Paai. Grand Worthy I placed in their hands is attended with It has Just been dlsrovet"! that the dilim-ueo. I'nleliiy and exactness, vpheava! of Ap 11 18 did funny ihlnxsj i'iunit'e Urns, are the only emhalm to the wells In the cour'yard at thi,,,.s Kansas City who associate rear of the .:n Francisco p-'nt. saysLinitjm 'science with ibelr work mid 1a Chronicle of thai fit v. For ears ,.., scieinilically disinlect your resi- wrlor to April 1 thesn had been "rilt- ,,., ruruit 111 ami elothliiK, in ensea ary. well heharud we'is. yielding ,,t' contauioiis or Infectious diseases, water plentifully when a s'eain pain p ,siii elv preventing luiiher Hpread as employed Hut now 'hey are j Mj- t)ll, ,is,.;Se. poutlng artesian wells, from which a; steady stream of water Hows when pumping is done. This was iPeov-J ted when the pump wa- taken out for repairs, the eouityaid heini; tluod'Hl j viihiii a short time. Th wells were b'tf I tinny years Mo. and are about IT. feet in depth. Tfceie was apparently n Humeri auean connection between them, for thei ssiuipinx f w :er !-om one lowered j i water In the other. Normally, tne water was within :0 ft of the sur imcn. and that was the condition when tb pump was taken out last March. JCeoentlv. for the tiist time since March, the pumps were again re moved, when it was discovered that tie water flowed freely. Greek and Roman Art llary. Greek ori'.ln" w - irlu h was ti' t4 0y ihe Romans wi'boiit nv ma teiial a. ration -was almost without t-xreptln .s. dependent on the hand Vi principle, says the Technical World Maganine On trjing to shoot a larger bullet to greater disiancea, elastic aims of the bow were nec enearily made so niiong ax to be no Jooger susceptilile of tlth: nin( by iaod. A tension r ft had ihiTefore ti be Atied to how. which Khaft a tlshtcni'd w'.ih levers or hand wdels. 'iuailj. as the power of fciws a'logetber failed to innire the Wcency ilesiied. their bending elas ticity was replaced by the tenelonal Jasiiolty of nei,.-H. that is. ropes made from animal sinews, woman's hair, or, ta an emergency, horsehair. SURF RIDINQ IS ROYAL SPORT. How the Honolulana Toboggan Half a Mile on One Wave. for At Waildkl. near Honolulu. Is a famous bathing beach. Here, winter and summer, the surf canoes, or bet ter yet. the surf boards, come danelng In on the long rollers and men become amphibious. There Is no aensatlon quite eom- parable, aaya the Travel M".gaxlne, to riding a surf board on a Pacific roller. It la tobogganing nn a moving hillside of water, or, if you are clever enough to stand tip on your hoard. It la taking this hillside on a single big ski. The beach runs far out before It shelves Into deep water, and at high tide the breakers be-in to mount al most half a mile from the shore line, You go out there with your surf board and wait for the wave. You learn to catch It at the right moment, throw your ' hoard Inshore and climb upon It Just as the crest of the roller mounts and catches you. Then on this crest you sail In toward the shore, to slide down at last when the wave breaks, down the foaming In cline Into shallow water and churning foam. It la royal aport. We wlnh to explalu to the public concerning the article on the young High school boys and girls. In the first place we do not hold the teachers to blame In the least. Their duty stops when they have imparted knowl edge to them each day. The moment the children leave the building their parents tire responsible for tl.elr ac tions. We wish to say In connection with thin comment that the High school bus a collection of teachera. the hcut Hint, emilit lie found III nnv imrt of the t nlted Btatea. for the colored Anybody could jet money If having people. Pror. G. N. Grlstium and his H a really the loot of ail evil, corps of teachers are very superior In j . . their various lines tit the school. So let no one construe that the article was intended as a slam at 11 ny of the I DRMANO MAS RAISKO PR ICS. Largely Increased Returns for the Breeders of Ostriches. I "Undyed and uncurled ostrich feaOv era feathers In nntnisl state Will be s good deal wcro from now on." iald the salesman. "la ronB queuce the price l as gom up. "It has (.one up all along the tine. Tie eggs, the cbloks. the blrOs, the teti tliers. all have risen. "The crop plucked from bird w worth $"." lat year, Vut It Is now worth IliO. "Eggs that used to b1I fot two dol lar apiece bring three dollars to-day and. by the way. In buying ostrich Counsellor relative to the transfer of, Rs whnck them with a key and see that department. An extra aesslon that they give forth a clear, ringing of the Grand Court lias been called j ound, for if tho sound la dull they arc to meet on the !'.)th of November, I those papier mache eggs that hara and the same at lion taken by the . tooled so many ol us lately. Grand Lodge wll Ornnd Court. be takeu by the teachers. I Mrs. Emma V-'I ay and Mm. A lrlun Smith gave an afternoon lundinou af ter matinee at the Haltlmore Cafe, 121'" Haltlmore a' enuc. MARYLAND. And Diatrict of Columbia Return to the Fold. Campaign of Education Inaugurated by 8upreme Chancellor 8tarka Adda Over Two Thousand Members to Mother Organisation. Haltlmore, Md., Nov. 16. A iiai- pier set or Pythlana thnn those in) llultimore and the State of Maryland 1 cannot be found in the broad Juri diction of the Supreme Lodge of N. A., S. A., ti.. A., A. ft A. This hap-, plness is caused by the consumma-j tion of the long pending negotiations,' to unite with the mother Jurisdiction.! No subject relating to Pythlanlsm j has been watched more closely and ' no question lias created such unlve.--; sal Interest as that of union. For Unwritten Law. "You are charg'd with the theft of a horae. Anythttif to say" "Your honor," r sponded the man at bar. "I claim Jut tiltcatlou under the unwritten law." "Unwritten law?' "I made It a la r of conduct to steal anything In sight, and did this while still too young to write." Necessarily th court took the case aader advisement. Chicks and mature bird. If the de mnd keeps up, will nearly go bark to their old time prices. In the eld days a fiood pair of adults was worth 15,000, and chicks brought 500 apiece. The price tlropped to 1150 a pan for adult and 120 a pair for chicks. Now, though It has risen 20 per cant. ''I have seen wild ostriches in that cinnamon-colored waste of aaud and Etone that la called the Sahara desert a clnnamonolared waste encircled by flnnje-red mountains and I have chased them many a fine on a fleet Arab. Dut what Is a fleet Arab beside an tstrlch? It 1 a mute cart beside a 9s horse power racor." A wob.afi In a rniWDiry store to-day looking for a rtw hat Her hair looked like a load of bay, but she kept saying: "All I want In something be coming: I don't care what It costs." A SoHIq of DhQiunagno years supreme gmnceiior s. w .'.with every Gallon Purchase of Whiskey or Oin.k.. 1. . j ea--lr t.atLin 1 if n n .1 1 Brandy. W. II. ( III N'I'HI'.K Inflection. The wife of an 1 mi;- officer at a western post recently had ccaslos to riait a small ne'uhbo: ing (own. to do aooie nbopptnu at what Is called the Centra! stote. She was much enter tained by the variety and antlijul' of the ' 'irk of vooiIh. mid as she pa.sml e 11 h r eyeh were aitiacted by a pile nioltoes. elaborately lettered and raately framed the upper one being he. sj 1 IptuiHl pp-sage: "Walk in love." As she pau-eii. the clerU. a dapper yxKine man ol more affability ihan ad vantages, supped foiwa d with tlie re mark, "Them are the latest things 1n sot toes This top one is aw ell to put over a yon tin lad's dom --Walk iu, love.' " Lippincoti's MngH7.lne. The Pope and Cardinal Vaughan. On the locasion of the great Marian rongrcs in Home, t e pi.pe bum OMtnvd Father Hernard Vaughan to f.jisent the Knglish speaking po eVs. The lullaus weie ama.ed to tad him bo ui l i llsh. as they thought, hi his dru'uatle style. The story goes (say., a writer in the New Oxford weekly paper. " "Varsity Life Illustrated") that one day ths pope, in ihe presence uf one of his cardinals ilmicked the preacher's style, where Kn Rampollu exclaimed: "And he an Kuglishman'" "No," teidled the sope, "he was born on the top of Mount YesuvtiiH. and we sent him to tsgland to cool." The members of the Oil Folks' and Orphans' Home Assoc I itliin de-sin- to thank most heartily the kind 1 fiends who so generously responded to Uieir ThanksjiiN inn nppeil. Ks- pei-jally are they Ind' lited to he pul-1 lie schools and churches. The following is 11 list of donations: Manual Triini;fi HUh School. .$in.2.'i Lincoln Ili-Jh School 17.20 Lincoln Sc-hool 8.2a I loimlns School , Ailuc-ks School 12.00 At tin Ls Sch, ml. Itosedale 2.23 Harrison School 8.0.1 1 truce Sscool 4.2a Allen Chapel .7f St. Aimusllna .Mission 3.20 Central Christian Hiurch 1.00 Vine St. Itnptist Church Bank Booka Oddly Lost. Very few slips were made by the men In charge ' the HrltUh post of fice savings bank system, but many curious Incidents occur that cause them to be wary. It. often happens that bank books, are lout. One lost bonk, book disappeared In a storm wave, which had swept away all the effects of a coast guardsman. Another west down the gullet of a clrcua ele phant; a third had been eaten by a goat, another by a pig. wh"e a de structive puppy had rent to pleees the record of another troubled depositor. I All IIiam lnuM hv In h invAStl. gated and made good. An army ser geant complained that he had lost his deposit book "while In the act of measuring a recruit for the army." Ceiitttilii.il Church. Provisions were sent by Manual 'i'raiiiliii; High, Lincoln llih. Altitt'k?,, Attacks, Itosedale, llruce. l'enuJatiU Thatcher Schools. : ;, '. St. y-!trfrs'i .Mission and Second Itaptisl Church. Messrs Robert Sell. -lis. and lloseiibloom : Mcsdam&s llettv Scott. A. .lones ii ml Callk) Ed wards each has donated a ton of coat this autumn. The Association also ileslivs lo thank the public for the, sjilcndid patronage given to the Hazaar recently held at the Viie.!"8t. Auditorium. ,JVt A lull report of the affair will be, given at an early date. F.Mcntiraged by the universal liber ality of the community, II is the Inten tion of the As!ciation to erect In the spring a new Home which will be a credit to the Negro population of Kansas City. As the Henelit bequest which has been reserved for that pur pose is wholly Inadequate for the erertlon of such a building, it Is hoped that the public will continue to con tribute to the Home that tho Request may be kept intact and also largely augmented by generous subscrip tions. MRS. C. K. CCMMINT.S. Vres. VICTORIA K. OVERALL. Sec y. One Dimension Didn't Suit. Everybody In Hlddeiord. Me., knows Aldermsn Walter Lane, of ward Eight. One of Tork county'e venerable attor neys went into his barber shop not long ago to get his head measured for a wig. On taking the dimensions of the lawyer'a head the barber ex- ! 0' 'claimed: "Why. how long your head 1 40!ls, air:" 1 "Yes," replied the legal gentleman. we lawyers must have long heads." The barber proceeded with his voca tion, but at length exclaimed: "Why, Ir. your head Is as thick as It is long?" The disciple of Bla kstone looked so black that the barber told the boy to Light those other cliaudellers." What Red Coral Is. The red coral 'that li used for neck aces Is a horny axis which supports s number of soft bodied, coral like ani mals, or polyps, the entire structure tearing a strong res niblr ice to a .. - . U A. .Amsn afA I imail snruu. i u-t n. t-i uim, .um :hey have brought this shrub like col lOBjr to the surface, clean the soft snl 'sal matter away, preserving the red re, or ails, which is sold as Jewelry, thotuh red coral con aim some lime a la largely composed m iuiwiuc.- illn to horn, and. like horn, it takes IHne polish. Horn, wool, and other al substance of this nature al- t Invariably change their color a brought into Intense heat. St olaa Magailne. 17 t 1 aid An Inapt Comparison. "He looks like, a Greek god,' the girl who raves. "I shouldn't say that." replied Miss Cayenne. "Most of the GieeU gods I tave seen In art galleries had vacant stares and pieces chipped oft tbelr eurs or noses." How It Sounded. Hiss Thumper That old gentleman st led when I played the nocturne. He said It reminded him of Uia past life. Is he a ereat player? Mr. Chumpor No, be' used to be a Una tuner. A continunl stretch of politics to November, 1908. Well, the politicians nre nvvnkeuing from their slumbers. Where nre ye Negro political ora tors? Come forth. Change of Method. veatlgations don't seem to be held spirit of courte.y and forbear- Ithat onoe prevail-!," remarked l-tlme statesman answered Senator Sorghum; Utuatlon Is becoming rather dif- People now htd investigations they really want to find some thing lut, instead of merely lor tne .ake ol soothing their minds Roosevelt hns announced that bis third term decision Is final. Let us close up some of these dis reputable rooming houses. . An election of sheriff In Jackson county Is only three weeks off. The Knowing and the Unknowing. "When It was reported to the dlrec- ors thut the cashier was looting the lank, tt ey all resigned la a body." "Why da you suppose they did hat?" "I can t say, unlees it was they bad curtoalty to know something about ce mattt.r." puck. Starks bus worked patiently and faithfully to bring about the desired j end. It required a campaign of edu-j cal ion and this was made. When the Pythian of this jurisdiction were en lightened and shown the truth situa tion the work was done. (rand Chancellor Ceo. A. Watty issued a call for an extra session of the Grand Lodge to meet In the city of Haltlmore on October 31 to decide whether or not they would unite with the mother organization. Kvery lodge in the jurisdiction. Including those In the District r Columbia, was repre senter unci in addition to the duly ac credited representatives there were n. nre than five hundred Interested I'vth luns present. Grand Chancellor Watty called the Grand Lodge to or der ami stated the object of tHe meet ing to he whether or not we shall united with the Pythlans of North America. South America, Europe. Asia. Africa and Australia. Dr. Chas. II. Fowler, who Is the Grand Medical IMrector of the Grand Lodge, present ed a resolution to unite and moved its adoption. Without one word of HsctiKsion the vote was taken am! the vote for union was unanimous. Supreme Chancellor Stnrks wan at once noli lieu nun it was arranged to make the transfer on November '.11. According to agreement the Su preme Chancellor arrived here on the morning of the 14th and was char tered at the Myrtle Hotel, of which Geo. II. Carter is owner and proprietor. At 8 o clock '1 hurtiday evening lie met Grand Chancellor Watty and his cabinet, which contests of the officers of the Grand Lodge, and the final transfer was made and It was proclaimed that from that time henceforth and foreverniore the Grand Lodge Knights of Pythias of the State uf Maryland and District of Columbia would be subordinate to the Supreme Lodge of N. A., S. A., K., A. A. A. All matters pertain in to Ihe working of tlie order were gone over carefully lit order that a thorough understanding would be had? As a lining close to the long drawn out campaign for union, Col. Geh. II. Carter tendered the Stiprt-nie Chancellor, Grand Chancellor Watty and bis cabinet a banquet at his hotel, it was past one o'clock a. m when the party reached the beautiful dining room of the Myrtle. ThU ta ble was laden with nil the luxuries afforded by Baltimore's splendid mar ket. Mrs. Carter, who seems as much interested in Pythlanlsm as the Col onel himself, assisted In making It pleasant for the guests. Thoae prs ent at the banquet table were iu preme Chancellor S. W. Starks, oft Chaj'leston. W. Va.. Grand Chancel lor Geo. A. Watty. Grand Chancel lor Geo. A. Watty. Vice Grand Chan cellor Truly llatehett, Grand Prelate Thaddeus Copeland. Grand Past Chancellor Lewis E. Williams. Gra id Medical Register Chas. A. Fowb r. Supreme Representatives Josl ih Dlggs. Grand Ouster Guard Jno. C. Green, Sirs Jos. a. Rdackwell. Jol-in If. Henderson, Win. I-aj'ton. Jno. 1. Hawkins. Jno. H. llooth and Col. Goo. H. Carter. Chief of Staff. It la saie lo say that a happier set of nun never surrounded a banquet table. Sunreme Chancellor Stnrks was nartleularlv gratified over the resist He said this means the addition of three Grand Lodges to the roster of Crand Lodges before the next session of the Supreme Iodge. They will be as follows: Mairyland. Connectlct t and District of Columbia. Hoffman's Femiiv Liauor Store 1111 BROADWAY Bet Grade Cigar Tom Moore 10c Henry George 5c Get a Bojc 1006-8 Walnut Ji For Neatly Furnished Rooms Go to Mrs. Sadie Gibson's New Place at 609 E. Missouri Ave. For Railroad Porters and Hotel Waiters, Especially. DEN T ALPARLOR Follow the Sign DR. T. C. CHAPMAN. DENTIST. will save your Teeth just in time. fiJ TEETH First Class Dc ntal work of all kind. Vitalized Air for Painless Extraction and all modern appliances. MKS. STELLA HUBBARD. 3 1 Ladies' fine tailoring Hats msde to order in any atyla. Especial rains tsken ill uu king old batt new. Satisfaction guaranteed, LOCATION 1335 E. ISth STREET. Gr X IHAVI IOi TONSORIAL ARTISTS HAIR OUT J. B. Lester. S. L. Clemons. Duke Mayes. J, B. LESTER'S SHAVING PARLOR Hot and Cold baths. UfiT cfr.ml A. . mmu t'lti, 'tn. 4 New PoreeUin Tube Cigar a Tvt-Co and Pool. Mujage and Hair Dyeu.g a Specialty.