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The Statesman
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY. 1188 19TH STREET, NKAB ARAPAHOE STREET.
C. A. FRANKLIN, Editor.
TERMS.
OUfMf Six months H.n Thraa month! 50
Entared it tha postofflea, Deonr, Colorado, as sacood class madmattar.
Black 220 T.
Phone us your news.
Phone us your printing orders.
Among the writeups which appeared
in a special edition of a Albuquerque
paper of recent date is one of our old
friend, W. T. Thorton, the expert
cleaner of all things useful. It seems
that he not only is satisfying Albu
querqueans by the way he keeps car
pets, etc., clean and in order, but he is
making his competitors feel that he is
cleaning up in a business way.
Many a men's better half has t; .*p
arated him from his last quarter.
After running to weeds the prett?
widow reaches for orange bit .-o
If a women says a man is b 1 lt>
safe for him to soy she is an angt 1.
A man who is content with his lo*
isn't always satisfied with his condl
tion.
Great political reforms are set in
motion by the hand that rocks the
cradle.
No young man enn succeed If he
afraid to do a little more than he If.
paid for.
Witte certainly has nerve If he goo
up and drag’s his salary regularly
theso days.
A good many things come to the
man who Is so busy hustling that he
has no time to wait.
Some people wait until their friends
are dead before beginning the distri
bution of kind words and flowers.
THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO.
Marks of a Vicious Horse.
invariably a horse Is vicious when It
has an eye which shows the white,
glancing backward.
Britain’s Accumulated Capital.
An estimate of the accumulated
capital of Oreat Hritaln puts It at
f«0,000,000,000.
Insanity and Love.
Judging by the insanity returns
ten eases in 1,000 are caused by love
affairs.
Jealous of Imaginary Ills.
"Talk of woman's Jealousy of he?
husband," Eaid a physician of long ex
perience In New York. "It Is noth
ing compared to her Jealousy of to
other's chronic aliments. Half tht
doctors would starve If It were not
for the prevalence of Illnesses that
are purely Imaginary. Of course, It
does not do for us to tell a woman
who has firmly made up her mind that
she Is 111 that she Is not 111. In nine
cases out of ten she would lose her
temper and consult another doctor.
Among certain women Invalidism
gives them a distinction which Is
gratifying to their self love. They may
literally be said to 'enjoy poor health.'
They look for the doctor's visit to
them, or they cal! at his office, as the
most exciting event of the day. If
they know him well enough, they
Implore him to waive professional eti
quette and tell them about ailments
of other women who consult him.
Women of this description—and they
are legion—having a craving for mar
tyrdom, which doctoring an Imaginary
Ulnasa seams to satisfy.
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