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The April ball at Manitou Hall on
the 5th of next month will be a grand affair. Do not forget the date. HERE IS SLANG AT ITS BEST. What the Vernacular Is Coming To in Colorado. Judge Benjamin B. Lindsey, who has made a national reputation for himself by his work at the Denver juvenile court, tells in the American Magazine the story of Eel Martin, a typical bad boy, whom the judge has since succeeded in reforming. The following is one of the boy’s exploits: One of the boy’s methods of beat lng his way about the country was to board a train and after it had started to creep into an empty berth in a sleeping car. On one occasion Martin was awak ened by the porter’s startled exclam ation: “Good Lawd, the’s a kid in heah!” Then, as the boy phrased it, “I flew the coop while the coon guy went to tell the conductor. I was ditched at a town they call Reno, in Nevada. Course I was dead broke. I touched a guy for a half and bought mo a cane and some chewing gum. I walked into a bank and right up to the guy in de monkey cage. I said I wanted work, and he said he hadn’t none I told him I’d clean up de back yard and while he went to ask de head guy about it rammed de gum on de end of my cane, shoved it Trough de cage and swiped a twenty that Stuck to de gum. Then I took a hike mighty sudden. I lay low and went out on th* express that night" r" — v The Key to Power. Success in life is a delicate and dif flcult thing to define. To many—right ly or wrongly—it is synonymous with the accumulation of wealth, the stand ard of achievement and the end of all ambition worthy of human endeavor. But whatever may be our delineation of this subtle and somewhat fickle goddess, the possession of a substan tial bank account Is, for most persons —for all, in fact, who are not degen erates—a most laudable object of am bition. It has a psychological value all apart from its conventional, com mercial value. It is veritably the key to power—not alone through what it buys, but through what it dof-s-un locking those secret sources of atrength that transform the delinquent into the alert, the vacillating into the confident, kindling the embers o! hope, and giving the race to the slow, the battle to the weak.—Business Men’s Magazine. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Coming events On the Jungle Line. Did you here about the work of the leopard as a spotter on the trolley line?" asked the kangaroo of the hip popotamus. "No. What did he do?" "He discovered that the giraffe who was conductor, was permitting the elephant to carry his trunk In the car without checking It.” "And what happened?’ "O, the giraffe got it in the neck, of course.” Returns to America. Lady Hai iurt, who has arrived at New York from Europe, after an ab sence of many years, is the daughter of the American diplomat and his torian, John Lothrop Motley, and the widow of the late Sir William Ver non Harcourt, one of the most emi nent leaders and statesmen of the Liberal party. A Lively Tussle With that old enemy of the race, Con stipation, often ends in Appendicitis. To avoid all serious trouble with Stom ach, Liver and Bowels, take Dr. King's New Life Pills. They perfectly regu late these organH, without pain or dls comfort. 25c at ail druggists. WHY NOT BUYYOCR LIQUORS OF ED LEWIN The Louisville Liqnor House, 24th and Larimer street, is headquarters to buy the best and cheapest in the city Telephone 1396, Ed Lewin, proprie tor. Sole afjent for Eastern distil leries and Santa Rosa vineyard. All other houses are left in the shade He has no r< nt to pay so he can and will sell cheaper than ever. Give him a call. 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