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NUMBER 2.
MANCHESTER, VERMONT, THURSDAY MORNING, MAY 28, 1885..
VOIUMK XXV.
rckuaio tnt tbihuut mobkibo
BY IX K. MIMONDS,
BitfTOB ABB raWPSIETOB.
MAioitbirti, mmr.
ma ae Bead, tf Nt4 !
OUlUUJ DIRECTORY!
mi trim.
trroum abb oocmbxom at ui,
OSee ewer the MiitH Mr
IimInm, rMrl '
I. 1. lATCULDIft,
Anoillt AJCD 00OIXLL0I AT LAW.
ArtUee,Tl.
V. B.BIBLDOB,
ATTOIIII AT LAW.
nm OffMit firei Betueai imu.
4M iMMMtM. (Nat) Yaaaeev.
BVBTOB A HOBBOB,
ATrjtlin AID OOOBBELLOM A I U
I ta the Oeart Inn, MmUHir, Tt.
L. I. IBMEBWAT. M. V.,
AlOIIBTBB,
Tiuioirr.
NNM Beetdeaee M Bar lb Mela Heat,
I. T. TBVLL,
maioiAi aid iciaioi,
Otaeo M Beeideeee,
fife Msift BA., opposite tbe School low.
VttalHTS VBBaOBV
it Speetally OtdlMMM Of l Isngl Bad
trNlM4 shroels d lessees.
. OLBMOHI, H. D.,
V. I. BIAMIHUIO 8UKOKOS FOB UTiUD8
PlStllM 14 rnMINSf PbjNoilB.
Am egeel toe Wedeworlh'i Improved trot.
OAtss el netdiBes, Factory Point, Vtrmoot.
I.L. WHAM, M, P.,
OMdOFATlIO PHTIIOIAH,
OS it BeeldtBOO,
fumi four. Taaaowr .
Bft, OeW. . WITT,
OUT I IT .
OlwU PerUai Btoek. eapoelte Meals Hail,
MasoseeraB, limit.
BQtmroz hotjbe,
lm to Oct.,
. MABCBElTEB, TIBMOBT.
VIXCXEffTXL. milMHOUIl,
Baa. m AUl. Dkv to Mai,
lAClBOKTILLB,FLA. FALATEA, FLA.
j 1 '. ;, Btoge Hat tabia. '.,
m. m. oawia.
TIATII'I HOTEL,
VtTr NlBT, ...
Yiaaorr. I
Cl.TIATlt, rraariator.
Tb PawWt. iajaalaa aad LaaAondarrr atacaa
alMaliktokaab. U wy aad aala alabl wltb I
all atita lanjaaa I ill d 1U tb boa. Pra
rbfaijadtaUoa. , - U
A aMtbm Mal4 vith lb boon
f illllOTOI HOTII
0. UOTH, raoraurra'
Danat. . Tanaoef
Oa4 dattnai for aaauaar boar dan at
I1IDWILL HOUSE.
I. O.CAaftma, PraprlaUw.
Tarsook'
Tdcjraph Ouppliei!
J. It. Hsrd7s Drng Store.
Illlln, Batafa, , awltb Board. Wtra
0 aailara, laaaliUd Wira, iaaaUlor aad
BraM.Orvtoa,Ballrr oaailMto; aiattr
aa ataa. uauaoac;. J"S7r-" -
T " " Baacbaatar, TaraioaU
AyrU dih, 1M1. 4'
0. B. WUJJAbl
Aaatar ta
Pry Ooodi, Oroe
Baada aad Bboa. Croeky.
aad manfaMarar of
PftlaV LrtBf lUt.
a1ll. . . Taraoat.
W. . VILLI, M.
Jbraafton, . - Tafaaaa. -
rinocux and t5kuioa.
OaV at lUaldaaaa,
OEJ. 0. TB.
tff BOOM. OROOBBna, FLOrB.
M at I ara. CKMbiaf , lata, Cap, Boot A bo
Mala, w aaa rarataaaa,
Prat. 9 aetata a, (a.
ytdrf Baal
b Icsdcidm) l
LB.C0I
tOOTB AMD HBOM
laiki. taaUMry aad Jawatry,
aaaataary A, lUaabaalar, ft,
J, I. I ABD,
- fyaatoaat aad kWUil Daalar la
oo)B. aaoiorxxa, fauci ooods, a.
Owmi af BUaa A Caaaa ataaaa.
lyj Troat.
I. B. BO VLB B A BOB,
ATTOIB tf AT LAW.
Pinna Aat
Pr aad Ufa tk.. , Agoata. aad C.
OaW atata . aaodMatar, Tnal
I1YEON UORSE S
Xlcat T-Tdnrlxet.
Favctorr Point Vt.
TBSSH UK AT, bA USAGES. TRIPE
dbjraaA
Pwab
Ftah, Oyatara,
f iaa. Ataa araaiaNaa anaNn try aa baad
laarb.Nir ttUaga
aiU ayaura rtwy
If T BOB HOBS
Paaat. Bo,. 1, tin.
r v r 1 ' s
Absolutely Ptiro.
TkU powder neror varies. A marvel of parity
Strang tb mI kolMOBMM4. Mora Mowalttl
llu u, ordinary Haas, ana raanet be MM la
abort weigkt, alaa or pboapbate powders. Aim
mry i eon- both. sia i-owiiib tx., tot
wau . h. j.
EE8T THIK3 IKTZt
WASHINGBLEACKENG
II HARD 01 UFT, MOT 01 COLO VATtl.
ATRt LABOR, TIMKudBOAP AMU.
INULT, and (Irot mlwraal aatlafaatlea.
JSo fmilr, rich or poor ihonid b wltboul tt.
Soia by tU Urooari. BKW AKKof ImiuUonf
vull dmiitawl to mlilatd. fliBUJII It tb
OMLT CArH liuurtn( caapoand, tal
alajr( bmn Ik iljnr irnljol, and a am of
jamu rruc mew voa.
GEORGE LUGENE,
FACTOIIY POINT, VT
H a Urge ttock of '
ladies, Misses and Children!1
SHOES & SLIPPERS
ALSO
MEN A BOYS' FINE A COARSE
DOOT8 It 8HOE8.
iraKDFillCES
COME ANDSES.
OEORQI LDOENB.
FaoUirj Point, TU MajMtb, lR8t'
cos:(s ! doo:isi
latnd to kp a good alock of good ninalij
aapi at a oooa Mora, aaajpnaiac
School Books,
Ilisceilaneons Books
roatleal Work, Drawing Book, Blank Boob
xoj tfoaia, He rap nook, juoi, rrayar ana
Bynoal. Aukograpb, Card aod
PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS,
alio btaolifal
BIRTHDAY CARDS,
'roN I eta, to II 50 alatr oa baad, alao a larga
aamriaiani of
SCHOOL CARDS,
for teacbara' DM. Tha bast te Itction of Frank
Ua Hqaar and saaalda Library. Stationary vary
ahrap. Ordara for booka, car am, te., by aali or
otbarwiM will rooa ra prompt attnuoa.
Xl. ZD.
MANCHESTER,
. VEBMOST
ltf
Aocoat antb. mi.
rTRCreaSlalm
Allay laatl
Naal ,
aataraa tka aoaaaa
TtM. aad Baaall.
qalak aad PmI-
tlrat'ar.
hdUat lDraiaUU
, on met by bmiI ragla.
Ural. Hampl by
null 10 eaala. f)n4 for Hmter.
ELI BB0THKKB, UraggM,
Ovago. M. T.
HALE.
Fara of niaetr aerti. aiabty of nloacb
laad tan ol aood. Good balldinia, laraa orchard
aad gardaa ol (rait iraa aad aaaall flail. Flo
loeauoa. baif aiiia Irom Maacbaalar nllaf a.
Uai o.h down halanca miir(r. Prim H.MW.
Man. LlTHiRISX WiUII.
H.akfUrt ft., MareA Ilia, DMA. Alt
LIVE IIAII
aatad to Ula ord-n ror Traaa, Vlaaa, Bbraba,
ami t gaaaral una of naraary Stock. Unit taoo
aba ar oar as year af aga and aaa fnralab lb
tary baal rafanacaa aad apply. To tba rigbl
aa aaa gira aapMyaiaal la taar ro,D4.
Bipanetwf aH aaaaaaary, n U. CHAM a UU.
ri.BBEKroa m , ataiToa, maim, w
aipaaaaa aaa a gaoa
0 ALARY-
THE OLD
Rutland Savings Bank.
Organised In 185L,
aauaai tarmlaa dapoalU daily aad alto
taurvat tr tka drat of ry awaib. paiabl
Jtanary .at Jaiy la aarh yar. Tba baab
M i a t.n.pr tt con4iuoa. baa a datwaU af
ll,M.ta4 a
CASH St HP1.1S Of f 70.OOO.
II aBda ta aarapy ta ma ta Mara
kWk. arar ef M.iekaata In aad Caeiar
ainai, apaaatu tb dvpoa, 1 a a art imml
taora aata R aaiaraa rraaa a. aa. a p.
a. aa aa baawa dajia af tba i b
av lillU Praatdaat.
X. KELLAMM. Tiaaaarar.
CO)
"UA TV.
WW
Batlaad, baa. tha, . MU
THAT Touao DEWTIST.
llddMa ba4 not bn o iIU4
old Capi Ftdgrr bagad bisaalf
lib lb atrial af bl aif' taat boo eat
Tba aaeatof Hit avontrdl qoickrciogof
pbtaf M! liaibanag of looga ia tba Utb-
argie lilt la village, biJJea to aa vrUtt
if rapoaa by tb railroad tbt Uppad it
(or igbboriaf eily, a -ataa) "Only
tbi tad Botbief mora;" bat b jroaog
aj f aod looking, aad bad Tidstl7 oom
to ty. aa modaat igo. broa wm
paittad. "Or. Orabaa Q. Btaeay, Daotut,
bar Bilnaa,
If fortbar proof of hi tajiDg qaalitia
bad baea aakad it oottli bar ba fonnd
ia a kiodlr itaUaieDt prio tn oal par
liaa aoDpieoaI prioUJ ia tb "Mid
dlatova riaiadaalar," to tba (fleet tbat
Dr. Oraban O. MUooy, fraab from Pbila-
dalphta with bU wall aarnad laarela bad
furtiubad alcfaot d total parlor at No. 20
Maaa atraat, arer tba barber abop aad
waaid b plaaaad to raaaiva tb patronif
of tb pablia. Dr. Btaoey tba editor pro-
laeaed to know and eateam, taktog aa
liaaa of noapareil for a Btatamaot, aod
addiof a poataaript rtlatiya to aaw and
improTed iDitramaoU, teeth itraoted
without pain,, fllliog warraoUd to Ut
for three ara. at aetara 'X t."
atiidlatowo read, narked, learned and
iawardlr digdatad tba "riaindaalar'a'
anoomiama, aent oat aeoota to find where
tba Foaag ttraogsr boarded, and finally
gate bin tba freedom of tba oity by innt-
ing bim, tbroogh tba ageney of perpetu
ally (taodiog aoBtmUteea, ta take a titling
in aeh af tha church, to eontribnt to
foreign aad domestic niaaioni, to attend a
basaar" t hare a intmbarihip ia the
tirenlatiog library. How deroutly the
young ladie wiahed there wat a yaoiney
in the eboir, and how acorofnlly they com
minted on the baaae and tenor of the
well meaning old deaoon and elder who
innocently praiud the Lord from the or
gan loft.
Noooaknew until Utar that the ihapely
throat of tha blue eyed trangr wae not
built for ainging. ' Hi talent for yocaliza
tion reariubled the fint Nipoloon'e foi
dancing; be oould. not ing himielf, bnt
be eet hi ataoeiatee to warbling gener
lly in hi pniie. Small cause wa there
for wonder that he abonld be the theme of
ulogiitio diaooniaa, eren in the comma
oitiee where all tha eligible young men
bad not taken Horace Qreeley'a advice and
gone to the land of the letting ton and
riling nine of itoeki and ral estate. He
wm tall, ba waa elender, he wai elegant,
hii raiment did not bag at the knee or
"hnneh op" in the bask; bii teeth were
white enongh and even enongh to aerre a
aa advertisement of hi profession; hi
dark brown bair graoefnlly outlined tba
smoothest and fairest of brow; hid mojo-
taehe was a love, his month waa a darling;
to ba sure bis uoi fin atraigbt one, by
the way waa father longer than tba Apol-
lo BelTidere'e, bnt then aa Tom, Mia Aa
relia Wintergreen'a impertinent yonng
brother, laid, "Yon can't bave too mnob
of a good thing."
'Physical ebarme and grace are wall
Dough in their way," says some icnsibl
and didtotio old literary smooth bore.
"But after all they are bnt the guards
and trappings of a real man, and they con
ceal rather than reveal him to us."
Trne enough, old gentleman! No one
eonld bava told by looking at onr gentle,
genial dentist of sweet amilea and defer
ential addreea tbat ba waa equal to tba
task of acting the role of guide philoso
pher and friend, with a saipioion ef sen
timent thrown io, I to twenty maidens,
mere or less mature, without danger of
pistols for two or a breach of promise case.
Tis opportunity tbst makes the man.'
If ba had lived in the far West, where
belles ar ecarce and beaut are a drag in
the market, be might bave gone to bi
talent for Jtueme. For instance, if be bad
any male save Inose of four downy-up-
ped bore end an ancient widower that
coaldt't see what tbe blaze all the wom
en roe after tbat blamed tooth carpenter,"
conld be bave taken Mia Millicent Winter
to a festival one evening, and applied balm
to tb feeling of ber six intimate friends
by taking them in couple to tbe lee cream
parbr three successive evening thereaf
ter? Conld be bave extracted all Mrs.
Higgiu's npptr teetb, when ber intentions
had been to part with only tba two front
a, aad tbea lnred ber bsek to invest in
tbe wisdom teeth tbe manufacturer cuts
for yoa at two dollars a tooth, sod a plate
given as a premiam, if b baa not been
tba sole maaenline auditor when tbe twioa,
Dora Isabella aod Mand Ethelinda Hig
gins, siacoted tbeir aoal-atirring duets on
piano and guitar?
Wduld 20 beautiful and aecompliahd
young ladies of the beet familial at Mid
dle tow I bava aubmitted to tba trying or
deal of having tbeir lovely eouoteneneeo
almost wrong aid out wbil Dr. Oraham
G. Staoey dagend aorapped and acratebed
at tbeir pearly molare with hii lilliputiaa
pickaxes and Mas, pounded red bot gold
over shrinking aervra, or examioed tha
pimples an tbeir tooguas with bi littl
magnifying glaaaea, tba while ba half'
choked them with napkins, whitened hie
sleeve with French ebalk intended a aa
ornament to tbeir cbeak bonea, robbed
tbeir sntoerati notes tbe wrong way
moated" tbeir front bair and knocked
tbeir back ditto into a ebaee of tangle
aad bairpiittf
Thar is oa occasion for echo to answer
Ibre qnralioo; tbey answer thtmaalve.
It's prrftctly ridkalons, aoliloqniaad
tb widow Uloudiue, "tbe way tboee aitiy :
body can ere the! tbey ere waiting their;
time. Whea be marriee, if I am aot very
iumb aiietffkao, it will tw a woman with
eome knowledge of tbe world and eome
expeneore ia anatre iaa oaart, sot a
u www. B - "
triiee. aor vet aa oeopbiatieatfd villace
,1. .i.l lib. tt,.l K.lli. tri.. '
larga a. Taey do eay be k locked brr
wig off. aad abe eeat bia a note tbe aextj
day-expleiaiag tbat fever tamed ber kai' ,
gray whoa aba was a mere babe. Billy
Id thing! I deal wasxlrr that eoejie me
detpiae oar aaa. That remind ma; I
moat pnt Molly aa bar g ward- Ta ba (ire
ba Iaa 'I forward, bat the spirit af rivalry
ia vary atroag ta tbe banal breeet.
ing tba reel da it, aba might fliig barealf
at hie bead before ska realised what ebe
wasdoiag. A kern! laUaoafwishlhado
asked bar U make tUa vkit, bat ao long
as brother did aot eaara aaa aaytbiog for
ay teetb I thoagbt I atwat stake asm kied
of a rotara. and Molly eays aba ip ao sick
af Fogg Oeetra. Hal lal I'm aaa paraoa
not likely ta ba aampC ta kava ear vll
lege Adonis patch ap atf m sat ie term.''
Mis Molly Mifflin eC aba saw, aba
did aot eoaqaor, not yat give herself in
aooqueet, as far aa tba Baked eye aoald
disosra, . Indeed, after the first start af
anrpriae when tba vilbra liaa waa lead
ap aad introdaeed, tbaLa foldea hair
ad, baaei-eved beaaty ijrad his very
exisUooe whan aoeaiUa. e- at atbar Uate
acknowledged it only by aaaoratal mrl af
ber roy lips, or a diadaiafal paakar
bar dear HUla Up-tiltad bob. '
So very peiated werataa Molly' ia-
dication of disapproval, t wai tha sasve
and polite Mrs. Bloadiaa felt aalled upon
te remonstrate.
Why can't yen ba polite to Dr. Staoey,
Molly?" she asked io aa aggrieved tone,
after obserriag ber aiaoa'a hauteur and
tha satirfaotioa it afforded tba marriagea
ble majority of Middlatowa. "He
a perfaet gentleman. "
"Oh I" ejaoalatad Miaa Mollia, ia a tone
that gave tba simple little moaoeyllable a
folio Tolnme of meanisg.
res, ha is," priata4 bar aunt, with
the air of one that would not forget what
wis due a guest, even if tba guest's ears
should bsva received a sound boxing if
tboy were only io tba bosom of the owner'
family, "ye ba is," aha repeated. "He
washee hi band in Florida water every
day, doe not emoka, shew, drink, nor
spit on the floor, nor tumble the pillow
ibami, nor tie knot in tb curtains" .
Wbat of that? What basiaese bas be
meddiog with your pillow shams aod
onrtains?"
uear me, Moine, I bad no Idea yon
were eo provoking! Mrs. Pincbia told
me hew neat ba is -be boards With her,
yon silly child. She aays ba ia the bee1
psy aad least trouble of any boarder she
overbad." .
'Glad to bear it, Aantie; but, ae I do
not contemplate opening a rival boarding
house, allow me to say tbat I do not ears
that (brandishing an aaoeediogly limp aad
dissipated looking eolia leaf) for Dr. Sta
oey 's habits and certain strings."
"But you 11 drive him away from tb.
bouse. Ha does look at you tha queerest
when yoa eat up so, Such a general far
ite won't stand any ioeivility I ctn tell
"So much tba better."
"Bot 1 duo 'l want bim driven away, I
b that ia oh! oau't yon set?"
Mlae Molliu'n ubeek redJtned, proba
bly with sainaement, for after a second
she laughed rather aharply, it must be
oonfeeaed and saying, "Yoa, I think
see," left tbe room with undignified baste.
I am homesick. Pleaae invent some
good excuse for my breskiog my visit in
two in tha middle, and give Aantie orders
to send me bsck to Fogg Centre immedi
ately. If you don't, I'll tell her plainly
I'm tired of Middletowa'e two big boys
and one old widower, Writa to us both
immediately, that's a darling."
Dr. Mifflin had net baea the parent of
a young lady with bssel eyee and a turn
np noee for eighteen years without learn
ing something. ' Hs wrote at once, a re
quested. -
When next Mrs. Bloodine "moved in
society" sbs was alone. "
Dear Mollie could not come this even'
she explained eweetly, in a tone
elevated to reach Dr. Htaeey'a ear. "She
sent ber regrete to you all, aod begged
me to eay ahe was too fatisoed. Her
ptpa sent a positive commaad for ber
to return borne immediately. Her train
earee at six in tba morning, so ef course
be wea obliged lo do ber peeking this
fternoon. , .
No doubt it waa a feeling of relief tbst
nisde Dr. Orsbsm O. Sttcey gnaw his
mustache so fiercely, aud embrace tbe
first opportunity to slip out under tbe
bright, unseeing eyes of the night. Pos
sibly any Middletuwu apartment was too
nsrrow bounds for bisruliaf. Middletowo
would bsvs risen as ont woman aad de
clared aa had it beta questioned.
It looked reaoeoabla, bnt bow aan yoa
explain tba following eaoveraatiou which
took place in Mrs. Bloodine' flawr gar.
an?
"Is tbat you. Miss Mifflin?"
"Ob ah! I bag yoar pardaa, Dr. Pte-
aey, Ia tbe tarligut I did not at first
recognise you. My seat is aot at borne. "
'Haog your I ateaa I saw ber at Miss
Wiulergreea's a tew miaatee ago. I earns
here to bave it oat with you. I will oot
stand any mora of yoar enigmatical be
havior.'
I do not oaderetand you," began Mitt
Mifflin, drawing btraelf ap at baagbtily
as s lady of ber limited number of inches
was cspabl of. j
"Yea yoa do, Mollie, and yoa ebell net
i tli hold ea explanatfoa any longer. Tbe
merest atenger might claim that mncb." j
Mia Mollie tried to paet bim, but be
thraw aat a deiaiuiog band.'
'Aaaer ma," be coejmeedeJ. ' j
"Yoa know,' mermnrad Mies Mollia,
finally, at tbe aaaaa lime making a wild
dub for liberty, throagb tha mignonette
bed.
' 1 bag year pardon, I do aoi By tbe
memory of tbea bappy dty at Creeeoo,
tell m wty yoa t.-ut beik my ring end
ran away witbewt letting me know where
to nna yoa. aa, l a aot gesag ia let yoa
escape aatil yoe explain
why yoa frrat
! me to eroelly." 't
kliae Mollie'e tamper gave way
se ttraia. , . . ".
ander
"Hew dare yoa aetr ebe esetarmed ia-
digeanUy. "Billy eraatare that I waa, I
lived ia a fool 'a paradise laet enmmer, aa
til tbat morning I taw you"
"Haw me what?" be Baked with angram
aasticat aagarneea.
"Bt yoa ia the litt'e reception room
wltli a lady' bead oa your abeulder.
we too bappy to deep, aod bad risea sod
goo early to the spring. A I ctt ba
I ae yoa."
Dr. 8 tare v looked pnaxled for a moment
and then laughed nproaringly.
"Ie tba elir be gained. "Ha! Lot bol
hoi to think what a year 1 bava bad tor
thai! Too didn't see tbe lady'a face.
"No," snapped Miss Mollia, fairly ia
eaadteeaot with rage.
"It waa the hetel proprietor' wife
remember bow early ba called me up to
bave a tooth extracted. This ie tba way
yoa hold people during tbat interesting
ertmony."
Two anonthe later, Middletowo announ
oed tbat it oonfldenea bad been abased.
Dr. Staoey took anto himself a wife, and
gave aa oaa aa opportunity (a aoob bar
a she deserved. Rightly judging tbat
Uiddletownitee bad bad all tha dentistry
tbat it woald need in years, ha moved to
Fogg Centre and became tba junior in tba
partaerabip of Miffln A Staoey.
I made tba match," announced tbe
widow Bloodine forgetting all about
Ansniaa and Sapphire.
"I kaew Mollie woald just suit yon
Dr. Staoey."
To tha latter part of her remark the
doctor cordially assented.
Fersweatiac afiaeePle.
Nay, nay, Andromeda, beseech ma not,
for I, in Heaven, bave registered ao oath
tbat not ens slab of that same pia shall
e'er offnd heaven in rue victual resevoir,
'But, aweet, tbie pastry, though itbeof
mince, ia fabricate from pattern banded
down from daya of eulinary innocence;
when grandma wooed the fruity mesh
with waxen band, and Death tbe dainty
oap that crowned ber bead no hair looked
out to oast suspicion i' the moulding
miss." .
"Aye, girl, I grant it so, but wist thee
not that aitb thy grandma's days tha gods
bave reared a hirsute harvest over boon
teoui, and commerce doth the need so
anpply tbat neither pastry sook nor pie is
bald?"
"Bat tbine eaaertion is, if thou dostssy
thii pia bitb augbt of mystery in its
bold."
It msy be true, thou eoaxiog caterer,
tbst thia enticing dainty guiltless is of
component tbat epicuree condemn, bnt to
me eye that porous upper oruit bath bint
therein of capillary ducts, and, be ma btli-
dome, I believe 'twere true that if tbou'dst
let the beuble stand a week a rsxor'd be
the attext thing for it."
"Go to, thou ecurry ekeptio thou, goto!
Tbi. pie ie void of questionable things, as
i tby mind abounding wltli the aaiue."
"Condemn me au' thou wilt, Androme-
i, I yet may profit by me fellow ' ills.
Tit lu the breed of this nine pie to be
malicious; bsrk thee, dame, and that
bioh bolds within its besrt of beerti a
griddle grener bearing inet'a guise, ie oil
receiving vault for ineectivora, aud quiv
ereth when ooa a whistle sounds, is not
comforting affair to take witbia tbe
atomaoh'a isored confidence. 'Twill not
bo long, I'll furthermore maintain, ere
this same fibrio of tba pastry eook will
ohosia ba a vehicle for dynamite; and
fore I know tba ooming of that day when
in fragmente quit the feital board, I'll
here forewear all such indulgonoei."
Hew Water Bbonld Be Coeked.
I must tell yuu tlio old story of bow the
late Charlee Delmonioo used to talk aboot
tba new bot water cure. He said the Del-
monicoe were tbe first to recommend it to
gueste who eomplsined of baviug no ap
petite. "Tike a sup of hot water end
lemon, aod you will feel better," wae tbe
formula adopted, and the cup af bot
water aod tbe lemon juice in it lake awiy
tbe insipidity. For this auti-bilious reme
dy the eaterere charged the price of a
drink of tbeir best liquor -twenty five
cent or more uud it certainly oa a
iter way to spend iiuall change than in
loobol. "Few people know bowtooook
water, Charles uie to sflirui. "The eearet
is pultiug good, freali water iuto a neat
kettle, elrtady qnilo aariu, and letting
the water te boil quickly, and then taking
it right off to nee in tea, coffee or other
rioki, before it spoiled. To let it ttttm
end simmer aad evaporate nntil tbe good
water is all ia the atmosphere, and tbe
me, iron and dregs only left in the kettle
bsb! tbat is wbat makes a great many
people eick, end is worse than no water at
all." Every lady wbo reads this valnsbls
recipe of a great and careful coek should
never forget bow to cook witur.
Rkynoplaatjr,
Rliynoplaaty It the sureuu's art ef
forming a note eftor it baa been destroyed.
It consists io tsking a flip from the fere,
besd or lbs cheeks, and bringing them
over the oaeal peeitioo rebuilding tha nose
itb tbem. It ia a surgiesl operation of
great niaety, aad ie not often undertaken
ia these dsys. When the nose ia des
troyed by aosident or diwase the usual
anbotitote ia wtx or silver. Spectacle
bava to be wora to keep it ia place. Ty-
ebo Brabe, the famous Dutch astronomer,
waa kuown as "the emioeot mso with the
golden nose." He lost bia soao in a duel
with some yoang nobleman wbo had spo
ken diireepectfully of the moon or of tome
! other object io which the learned Tyrhn
wae interaated. Hence a dor I with loa of
nose. Hie golJeo noee made bim lock
like a wiaard, tbey av.
Tbe committee oa relief report tbat
Sbiodig Wetkioe was confined to hit bed !
with a laver, aod reeomaenHrd that !
ba lllowed tha tam ui 94 from tba relitf
fond. '
De yoa know what eile Brudder Wat-
bias? asked tba president.
De doc-Uk calls it atwer gas. '
Whir' from?
Daaaesah.
1 gaeaa yoa doaat All da etwee gee
Broun' bis house kin be bottled ap la yar
eye! Wbat ails bradder Walk iaa am try-
in' ta lift a four hundred poaad fried
etna' oa a bet of thirty eente. He streiaed
hii bak aa' bant ble legs oat of plan
aa' da relief ba gate from die slab won't
help bim to a bowl at chicken broth
Whea a member of die otab takea bie
ehanaea wlj a grindatun, ha moaa't look
to ue if aa aoeideot heppeee. Wa will
now blow down da lamp ebimneys aa' go
borne.
The Stewart Catbedral Orgeat.
Tha organ made by tha ltoosevelte for
tbe cathedral bail! by tba widow af A. T.
Stewart at Oardea City, L. t, is tba most
extensive iaetrumeat of tha kisd ia the
world. It haa 115 atope aad 7152 pipe
and eoat 8100,000. Moat of it is aat ia aa
etagoaal chamber made by tba angle
where tba traaaept aod eheaoel waits jeia,
fifteen fast ia diameter, aad axtaadlng
from tha basement Boor apward ta a dis
tease of forty feet, A remarkable feature
ia iti eonitrnotiou aoaato dietribate tha
aouada in fonr different parti of the
eathedral at onee, all reaiaialag aader
eontrol of the playet at tba mala organ.
The four divisions are classified aa follows
Chancel, fifty-four atope; tower, thirty-
eight atope; chapel, fifteea atope; echo,
eight atope.
Steam power is employed in inflating
the bellowe. There are double engiaee of
ten horse power beneath tba cbsnael di
vision to supply it with compressed air,
and tba speed is governed, aa far aa pea
sibls, by tbe rise and fall of tbe bellows.
In tbe room beneath the vestibule, di'
reetly voder tbe lower division, is a sin
gle engine of teu borse-pewer. Tbs
greatest novelty ie the electrio chime
action, by which thirteen bells in tba or
gan tower are played from tbe solo man'
ual, Tbe bells sre rung with tha same
force and precision aa though slrnek
the usual manner, aud msy be ruag
connection with the mniio that is played
on the organ. Tbe organ caeee, made in
Philadelphia, are magnificent apeoiinens
or oarviog in decorated Englub Uotuio,
profusely enriched.
Tear Owa Head oa the Finch
Mr. B , a large planter io Ala
bama, waa to successful io bis eultivation
of cotton as to excite universal altentioa
throughout tbe Sooth. Certein weeltby
gentlemen in Mexioo wrote to bim several
yeare ago, aakiag permission to send their
eont to bit plantation!, "to be placed un
der hit tuition aod toatady bia methods,'
A few days later, seven or eight young
hidalgos arrived, . delicate, refined
youths, carefully dreesed, gloved and
ringed.
Gontlemep, eaid tbe planter, liter wel
ooming tbem, you bava eome to leero bow
to raise cotton, so tbat yoa will never have
a failure in your cropi?
lee.
It ie my theory tbat oo man oaa intelli
gently direct bis servants to do work
which ba bss never done himself. Yoa
can never learn to raise ootton oa horse
back. I will teach you my metboda. Bat
tbe first step must be flannel shirts, and
your own bands oa the pleugh, If yon
are not willing to do this, you bad batter
return to Mexioo.
The young men looked at aaah other in
lsmsy. Hut tba next morning they pre
tented themselves obeerfully io tba field
ready tor work, aod aet to ploughing with
will. They followed as aotnal laborer!
every etep io the eultivation of the aottoo
from ite planting anlil it wet ready for
tha market. Tbey remained wiib Mr. B
two yeare, at tba end of wbiob lime they
returned to Mexioo, and are now tba most
enooesefol growers of cotton In that
oonntry. They are all firm frieude ol
Mr. B.
He bes the secret of eucoess, one of
them eaid lately. No matter what
man's businese msy bt, be mnst
earn It in detail before be ceo
control it, and the first step is to put his
own band on the plough.
He,
ta Pravaat Ceaeaaaptiea.
In view of the prevalence of lung di
eases, a prominent physician was waited
reotmtly end asked to give tome res-
sons for it. its says tbat imperfect in
spiration it at tba bottom of macb trouble.
In encb a ease be telle tbe pelieat to awell
oat tba whole ebeet full aad round by a
deep reepiretioo, elevating aod throwing
back tha shoulders; and then, when be
bas got into bit lungs tbe laet atom of air
possible to bold it ia tightly for a time,
and tbea to let it off slowly, blowing ont
every atom of it hs possibly aaa by foro
bla expiralioa, drawing tba ehealdere for
ward aod pressing ia tba ebeet to the
smallest paasibla eompeao, thai throwlag
out aim oat all of tba reeldaal air, aod all
this through tha boss with menta tightly
closed. "Let bia take half a daaaa or
mora forced reepiratieaa a doxea times
a day," eaid tha doctor, "aad ha will aooa
doable his vital espacity aad relieve
himself of bia sappoeed that! troable.
Inch farced reepiratioa will com pel every
air sell possible lo freely admit wholesome
air into tbe little ipecac aad to expel it
also, aad some air sella that do aat of tea
perform tbeir funetloas healthily will be
compelled to do so."
Tee, Hem, I got borne late agio da adder
aight, an' my madder she say: Chile,
wharyo bis oat so late agia dia here
aightf
I'ta beea oat ealtia' aa a lady, I aaya.
Well, ebile, why yoa doa't eome 'fur
midnight? ebe tayt.
Ks I eoolJu'l git awey before. K.t-
de lady ware e satin' oa my bat, an" I a,.
too sancli i.f a grmruau to rait l,r ti.M
to d rlrcum.lauc, I aaya.
Wail, bva, buawy, ab nays, ju look-t-
yere, aa' yoa member die now, or yoa git
I'effoot. Aext time yoa vUita a lady jis
keep yonr hat off yo' lap.
Proas bar Devtae aal Etagj George
Wbaa tka prtaideat af IMaeetea aal
leg 8am eel Davie vailed Eaglaad rar
tbe parpoae ol obtaialag doaetieae far tha
iaetitatiea. Tba Kiag (George 11 ) had
a eurioaily ta t ear a preacher trees tha
wilde of America. Ha aooordiagty at
teaded, aad waa so mack track with kta
aoamaadlBg eloqnaeee, tbat ba eiprimid
his eetoaiahmeol load aaoagh la be beard
half way aver tbe boaea, ia inch taraa aa
the:
He ia a woaJerfel mat! Why, he beale
ay biahopl eta.
Daviaa ebeervlng tbat the king wis at-
tractiag more stleatioa thta hissaalf
paused, aad, looking bit majesty lull IB
tha faoa, gave him, to aa emphatic laae,
thf following beautiful rebeke;
Bjhen thai ,iaa reareth, let tba Iweete af
e fores! tremble; aad whea tba
Lard apeakath, let tha kings of tba earth
heepeileak
Tba king iaetaaUy abrask beak ia hie
aeat, like a eehoa! bay wha had beea rap.
pad ob tha head by fail master, aad ra
BABieed quiit during the rtmaloder of tba
aoa. Tba aext day tba aouareh aeat
for bim, aad gave bia fifty guineas for"
tbs Institution over wbioh ba presided,
observing it tbs seme time to his Mar
tiers: .
He ia aa boneet aaa aa hoaaat aas.
aVaaarteaae ae OeBVe Drlahaee.
Tha mat iaportaat aoaaedity af tha
AaerioeB grooery trade is coffee. People
aeuld batter de withoat aagar thaa with
out coffee, Yoa may think that a itroeg
etetemeot, hut it ia indisputable. The
American! are a nstioa of eaflee driakere,
Amerioa ooniumes over one third of tba
prodnotofthe world. Mo breakfast ta
bis, wbslhsr in lbs abode ef tba rioh or
tba poor, ia eoneidered complete withoat
it Too many penoaa think it is more
neeaeary in tba morning tban food.
Coffee cootsins valuable medioioal quali
ties; among others that of being inti-eo-phorie,
and therefore useful io nireotle
poisoning, It bss been found to be one
of tbe very beet etimnlante for admialstre
tion to parsons who are nearly dead with
atervatioa or cold. Alooholio elimulanti
often prove fatal when given under tba
same airoamitancee. It ie invaluable aa a
disinfectant.
Beeme to me Wbifflns is pultiug oa
a good many airs lately, Whit's came
over bim? Has he made a lucky strike
in pork?
No.
lutereited ia a skating rink?
No.
Oot tbs promise of a foreiga a le
sion?
No. . "'
Then what bss coma over bim'
Well, yoa see, bii wife writes poetry for
tbe newepspers bow, aad yoa can't blame
tbs mso for steppisg a little high,
Good morning. Mty I ask where rem
are from?
I aa from Chioago, air.
Ohl Then I presume yea are a aa
didsts for United Steles Marshal Joae'd
place?
No, air, I am aot, .
What, not a eandidale ia any aeaeof
No, air, not in any aeusa.
Well, tbat'a strange. May I ask yosr
name.
Yes, air. Iaa United States Marshal
Joass. v
A praaober aoea applied te PreeJeaat
Jioksoo for a foreign appoiutmeot,
Wbat'e your profession? Jtuksoa seked
of tha miuiater.
A preauher, the latter replied.
Tbea, said the President, yoa have
better appointment than I oaa give
yoa. ..
The preecber looked at Jeckeoa tor a
moment, tamed apoa bis heel aad left
tbe room. He made ao more applieatioaa
for foreiga appointments.
Yoa livsd with lbs Hsppersets a while,
didn't yeu, Sarah?
Ob, yss, mom; I was with 'sm about a
yeer.
They're quite a respevtsblt family, I've
beard.
'Deed they waa, mum. They're dtead-
fut min-ctebl; they ate eo. 'Deed,
mum, tbey wae the moat rpeeteble let I
ever lived with, aod it kept me en tbe ge
oonsUbt.
Yoadoa'leey?
'Deed I do. You sew, mam, they wae
toe reapeotibl to do a band' ture, aad
took an awfal sight of waitlsg oa.
Is tksre baraeay ia year eh are f'
aeked the praaidiag elder. "There ia
there ie," replied Daaeaa Biaegale, "par
feet karmooy; we have disaieeed the pea
tor, disc bar god the ergaaiet, eaapelUd
the eboir te reeiga, boaaeed tbe eextaa
aad expelled abaat oae-balf the Bvaabara,
aad wbita-wiag ad peaee aaw hrssa softly
withfa tha walU ef Uia earthly Ziea.
Haraoay? I believe tbe very aageU eavy
I wab most dead with dlfflealty, aaa oaw
do a good day 'a work, aad aiaeeroly aaa
ommeod DR. OBAVZ8' BEABT MMU
LATOBaatbe remedy. -Oaa. Oladdiag.'
Hartegreve, 0. 11.00 per battle at year
drag atore. Free pamphlet ef F. K. le
gal It, Cambridge, Masa,
Ml tell yea e greet eeeret bat yoa meat
prumiaai aot la givs it ssy.
Of soar aoi.
I believe Miae Birdie MeOisaie is goaa
oa ate, i re sitaoat'majt ap ay aiad ta
pop the question.
What did tbe aay te yon?
Kba iII'Ih'I eay enylbiiig to me preelarly,
t'Dt at the pkaie un Ouixe Creek, ebe pet
J my d 'g oo the hea-J, laa't tbat aa
eoenaraaiog eign?
Tee, that's tbe aext thieg ta
yoa oa tbe bead. Yoar tare , will
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